【TTRPG: GUN】Session Time! Fauna, Gigi and Biboo Go West!

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*TIMESTAMPS* (Start: 6:59) -------- (Dasher's Sacrifice: 4:13:48) *[ALL The Things They Called BONES MALONE]* 2:20:38 "That *_RIZZLESS BETA..."_* 39:01/3:50:16 Calli's Insults 41:25 "IF he was a lady… he'd be *UgIy inside and out...* 1:39:48 “That *Panty Thieven' Bafoon of a mayor...* 2:11:43 "That *Son Of a horse..."* 2:19:00 "That *Scrawny..."* 2:34:20 "That *Baloney for brains..."* 2:44:16 “That *Manure sniffer..."* 3:34:40 "That *FECAL FISTER..."* 2:53:24 "That *Darn Scoundrel..."* 2:53:28 "That *Wantonly Womenizing **_Wastrel..."_* 3:08:21 "That *_scoundrel..."_* 3:29:51 "That *Failure of a Mayor..."* 3:51:16 "You... *Rotten hearted, pompous, two timing, cotton headed, dimwitted, megaly mouthed, doggone dastardly pretentious, good for nothing, salacious, bone headed, baloney for brains, manure sniffer, panty thievin' simpering simpleton, wantily womanizing RIZZLESS BETA, Failure of a mayor, you **_loathsome_** scoundrel...* BONES MALONE!! *BONUS:* 4:21:46 "GHOST MALONE" *[BILBO'S HAT WON’T STOP GROWING...]* 7:43 How big the hat Started… 2:34:26 Is it just me, or is that hat getting bigger? 3:12:31 “I lift my hat so he can look into my eyes.. " 4:35:42 *Final Hat size* *[ALL CHARACTER INTRODUCTIONS]* 22:33 - Gibrielle Gilliope 23:44 - Travis TumbleWeed 24:34 - Bilbo Waggins 26:57 - Nobody (Mrs. BM) 42:35 Dasher 1:15:40 - Burt the hurt, Pony mitchell, and Slimboy Fat 1:36:26 - Ruby 1:52:17 - Pa 1:55:27 - Ma 2:25:59 - Sheriff OL’ PINK 2:45:49 - Towns People 2:54:33 - The Reverend 2:57:02 - 4 Outlaw Cowboys… 3:50:00 - BONES MALONE 4:27:32 - Dasher Jr : --------- *CHARACTER HIGHLIGHTS* *[THE REVEAL: BILBO’S BRI’ISH!]* 3:52:38 Bilbo! You’re Br’itsh! ! “NOOOOOO!!”” 3:53:55 Suddenly Bri’ish Dog 3:54:12 *Bone’s Malone:* “I’m not your father.. I’m your BROTHER ! “ 3:55:30 *Bilbo:* *‘“I’ll never Call you my Oniichan!” *[ALL DASHER MOMENTS]* 42:31 “My horse can only handle *One LOAD..”* 54:08 Dasher's struggling to The Large Gilliope... 54:34 *Dasher’s First Words:* NEIGH~! 54:53 A Single Tear falls from Dasher's eye (Forshadowing) 1:04:47 *Gibrelle:* “how could they be faster than my horse? *Bilbo:* Your horse is old! IT's dying on it’s last legs! I'm sorry!” 1:05:00 *Loyal dasher:* NEEEIGH~! 1:05:34 “We were born in the same barn together” 1:06:20 *Loyal Dasher:* NNnneeigh? Neighh…???” 1:06:47 *Loyal Dasher:* MMhhhmm~ / Dasher needs a Break.. 01:10:48 *Loyal dasher:* NEEIGH~ (Dasher Agrees) 2:45:26 *Loyal Dasher:* NEEEIGHH~! (Dasher's High Neigh) 2:58:40 Dasher Makes this a *_4V4!_* 3:32:59 *They lock up Dasher!* ”NEEIGH~!” 3:42:48 *Dasher:* NNEEEEIGH~! 3:44:01 *Dahser:* NEEIEGH~! (At the deputy’s horse to convince them 3:45:29 Dasher Succeeds in making a deal! 3:47:50 *Cuffed Dasher:* "nEah~." 4:13:44 *Dasher’s Final Heroic Sacrifice..* 4:14:21 Dasher *Collapses* to the ground.. "Neighhhhhh…” 4:15:15 “I Kiss dasher on the n0se” “a single tear rolls down his F@ce..” *[DASHER JUNIOIR]* 4:25:02 Dasher The 2nd? 4:27:32 *Dasher Jr:* NEEEIGH~! 4:32:43 Dasher Jr also had 8 little Dasher Jr Jrs --------- *HIGHLIGHT COMPILATIONS* *[Verses From the Book of Mori Calliope]* 40:48 “Adultery is one of the sins in mori calliope’s BooK!” 1:44:49 *JIGOKU Verse 6:6:* “Blessed are the peacemakers..“ 2:01:45 *Go-getters Verse 37:5* “Commit your way to Mori Calliope.. Trust In Mori Calliope and she will act” 2:30:00 *Phantomime Verse 62”* “Beloved never Avenge yourselves, Leave it to the wrath of God” *[Nobody Always Shoots First..]* 1:52:56 “Since I’m a Nobody Who shoots first...” 2:59:53 “Well I'm nobody so I shoot first!” 4:16:47 “I’m Nobody! I shoot first!” *[NOT S*xually…]* 1:46:33 *Calli:* "Burt did mention wanting to eat Gilliope's THICC thighs.. *Gilliope:* “I just took that S*xually! Not literally!” 1:47:20 *Cannibal Bilbo:* “I’ll just eat them” _”What?_” “What? …and not s*xually by the way” 1:58:16 "Have ourselves a mighty fine _feast!"_ *Gilliope:* "You’re not talking Killing us right? You're talking S*xually? 3:55:39 *Bones Malone:* "You're about to become my Playthings" *Gilliope:* "what does he mean by that?" *Bonus:* 1:56:50 *SWEET HOME **-ALABAMA-** TEXAS* *[Eye Touching]* 57:09 “I lean down so Mrs. bones Malone can tenderly touch my eyes..” 3:56:24 Gilliope Tries squinting but there’s another fly in His eyes!! *[Nobody's Call to be Civilized]* 59:47 “CIVILIZATION PEOPLE!”!” 3:59:56 “CIvilization! CIVILIZATION!” *[UwU Bilbo~]* 3:31:05 *Bilbo Uses Cute! UwU!* IT’s effective! 3:47:08 *Baby Bilbo!* UwU! 4:03:56 *Bilbo’s plan to use her Silver tongue and RIZZ her brother:* ‘I’ll Call you Onii-chan!” 4:07:30 Bone’s Malone gives his Imouto an Apple Juice! *”eheh Teehee!”* - Bilbo 4:09:41 "Brother I'm done with my With my Appy Juice!" *[DOGS / TOES / FEET MOMENTS* 32:23 “Stop sniffing down there! Whats it smell like?” 32:29 *Bilbo:* “It smells like… Little Doggies..” 32:34 *Mrs BM:* “Get your sniffer off my Puppies!” 01:10:03 “You can TASTE that there were 3 Kinds of boots around here..” 01:10:31 “I tasted *60 T0es* just now.. 1:11:13 MRrs BM compliments Gabrielle's *Toe tasting tounguemanship!* 1:54:06 hearing a commotion of FEET! -> 1:54:19 *Gibrielle:* “I know those Toes!” --------- *THE MAIN STORY: ALL SCENES* *[INTRODUCING THEIR CHARACTERS]* 8:23 *Name:* Gibrelle Gilliope! 10:20 *Name:* ??? (Fromer Ms. Bones Malone) 11:37 *Name:* Bilbo (The Kid) Waggins *[SCENE: THE SALOON]* 20:36 - Opening Narration 22:33 *Enter:* Gibrielle Gilliope 26:57 *Enter:* Nobody (Mrs. BM) 24:34 *Enter:* Bilbo Waggins 29:10 - TRAVIS’ JOB OFFER 47:06 - Escaping the Outlaws who overheard the job.. *[SCENE:* INTO THE WEST]* 49:11 Start 50:09 - Hustling 57:09 - A Fight Breaks Out In the party! 1:02:24 - Scouting the Area 1:04:47 - TRUSTY STEED 1:07:33 - Tasting the *Toes* of 3 people hiding… *[SCENE: COMPLETING THE JOB]* 55:55 - Scouting the Outpost 1:14:50 - Encountering a trio of criminals.. 1:22:49 - Fighting the Criminals! 1:30:02 - Interrogating the Criminals 1:36:26 - The Stage coach of Whiskey 1:36:26 - Meeting RUBY… 1:38:22 - The NEW Mrs. Bones Malone!? 1:46:33 - Cannibalism? Or something S*xual? *[SCENE:* INCESTUOUS CANNIBAL HOMESTEAD]* 1:51:00 - Entering the Home 1:54:06 - Confronting the family of Cannibals! 2:03:15 - YUBI YUBI 2:07:50 - Reunited With Ruby *[SCENE:* STORIES BY THE CAMPFIRE] 2:13:38 - Bilbo’s Cooking… 2:16:51 - Gibrielle’s Backstory 2:18:30 - Nobody’s Backstory 2:24:12 - Bilbo’s Backstory *[SCENE:* TOWN] 2:45:03 - Sneaking The whiskey into town.. 2:45:49 - Gilliope’s Horse distraction.. 2:49:58 - Ms BM’s seduction… 2:51:28 - Bilbo's Silver Tongue… 2:53:05 - *DEBT:* Towns People Don’t Trust You . *[SCENE: CHURCH SHOWDOWN]* 2:54:59 The truth Revealed! Travis is the reverend! 2:57:02 - *VS* 4 OUTLAW COWBOYS! 2:58:38 - Dasher Makes this a *4V4!* 3:00:18 *TURN 1* 3:05:09 - *Gibrelle takes a bullet!:* “I take the bullet Cause I’m distracted by GOD” 3:08:32 - Dasher’s Turn: NEEIGH~!” 3:09:36 - GIbrielle DELETES the Man on the ground in a bloody mess.. 3:08:40 *TURN 2* 3:14:44 - *Gibrelle *Prays The last Cowboy to Death* > 3:15:29 *[SCENE: SPENDING THEIR MONEY]* 3:18:25 - BUYING THEIR WEDDING 3:24:29 - BUYING A HOUSE *[SCENE: MEETING **_THE_** BONES MALONE…]* 3:50:00 Start 3:52:57 - *THE REVEAL:* BILBO’S BRI’ISH!* 3:58:28 - FIGHT RING 4:03:56 - Malone’s SISCON weakness.. 4:12:40 - Dasher’s Heroic Sacrifice.. 4:16:07 - *From “Bone Malone” to **_“GHOST MALONE…”_* *[SCENE: HAPPY ENDING]* 4:27:32 Start 4:28:31 - Building a home 4:32:08 - *8* Children for everyone! 4:33:22 *THE END!* --------- *FULL* *TIMESTAMPS* *IN* *THE* *REPELIS* --------- o7

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*FULL TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *1* --------- *[INTRO]* 6:59 Start! 7:20 *YEEHAW~!* 7:43 Their new Hats! 8:09 “Wild West Insanity” -------- *INTRODUCING THEIR CHARACTERS* *[GG’s Character]* 8:23 *name:* Gibrelle Gilliope! 9:05 Character sheet! 9:49 Targeting BONES MALONE *[Fauna’s Character]* 10:20 *Name:* ??? (Fromer Ms. Bones Malone) 10:29 Southern Belle Fauna’s Introduction 11:09 *Mrs. “BM”* (Stands for -Bad manners, -Bowl Movement- Bones Malone) *[Biboo’s character]* 11:37 Because of *”Copper Right,*” they changed Biboo’s Rep 12:04 *New Reputation:* Uncivilized! 12:48 *Name:* Bilbo (The Kid) Waggins 13:51 “how will she _mark her territory?_ “Gotta act it out” 14:12 *Bilbo:* “I lift my leg in a 90 degree position! I roll in order to not miss” --------- 14:44 *OVERVIEW* *OF* *THE* *RULES* 15:00 How DEALS WORK 15:22 *Example:* Say Bilbo is trying to run away for the coppers.. 16:06 *Example:* Say you want to bark at someone to scare them away… 17:00 They Can Recover Grit By Resting / Cooking 17:51 *A Quick meeting out west:* Biboo needs to go and mark her Territory..” 19:02 Triple shot espresso Lattes out in The west! 19:23 *Mrs BM:* “I used to have Lattes … back at the Manor of that No good Rotten BONES MALONE!” 20:05 Bilbo is back from marking her territory! --------- *TTRPG: THE 3 OUTLAWS OF THE DYING WEST* --------- *SETTING* *THE* *STAGE* *[Opening Narration]* 20:36 Start 21:07 *”The* *West* *Is* *Dying…”* 21:58 “They were in Desperate need.. Of CASH” --------- *SCENE: THE SALOON* *[Enter: Gibrielle Gilliope]* 22:33 “As soon as this person walks in.. FEAR. Fear is felt in the entirety of the saloon…” 23:05 *INTRO:* “I SKINNED THIS MYSELF” - Gibrelle 23:44 New character: *Travis Tumbleweed:* *[Enter: Bilbo Waggins]* 24:34 A WIDE shadow walks into the saloon… 24:50 *INTRO:* “RRRrrr…I look around and SNIFF.” - Bilbo (the Kid) 26:20 Travis _”D*mbleweed..”_ 26:29 *Bilbo:* That hat.. Makes me feel something inside.. *Gibrielle:* IT smells like Mori Calliope!” *[Enter: Nobody ( Mrs. BM)]* 26:57 Someone standing in the corner Noone noticed…” 27:20 *INTRO:* “I used to be the Betrothed of the mayor _BONES MALONE…”_ 27:30 “That dim-witted A** wipe of his!” 28:05 Persuading travis to buy her a drink Doesn’t work… *[TRAVIS’ JOB OFFER]* 29:10 What does this group make of each other? 29:24 *Gibrelle:* “Everytime you says she smells she hears it! Cause she hears EVERYTHING>” 29:45 Mori smells like -old- NEW Spice 30:20 *Traivs presents them with a Job:* Stage coach Robbery of an “esteemed figure” 30:34 He wants 50 bottles of high quality Whisky 30:52 *Mrs. BM:* “Now I knew me of a man who liked his WHisky..” 31:33 *The Pay:* 10 Cash *[Smelling DOGS Under the table…]* 32:11 Under the table Business? ‘Bilbo looks under the table…” 32:23 “Stop sniffing down there! Whats it smell like?” 32:29 *Bilbo:* “It smells like… Little Doggies..” 32:34 *Ms. BM:* “Get your sniffer off my Puppies!” *[Is Travis Lying?]* 33:47 Bilbo the kid senses he is not lying about the job, and he does intend to give 10 Cash 34:25 *Gibrelle:* Does he really not like my hat? 35:14 *Gibrelle:* “I knew no one couldn’t have liked Mori Calliope Stench” 35:34 Gibrilles’s 36:37 *Travis takes whiff Gibrielle’s hat:* “Whatt does MY Lord smell Like?” 37:30 Pumpkin Spice Latte 37:39 Bilbo laps it up like a dog! *[Talking About Bones Malone…]* 38:22 Travis asks if Nobody really knew about Bones Malone 39:01 *Travis’ long winded Description of the Bones Malone* 39:12 *Mrs. BM:* “he rules like he loves, Cold hearted” 39:45 BONES MALONE 40:48 “Adultery is one of the sins in mori calliope’s BooK!” 41:24 IF Bones Malone was a *lady…* *[IT:’S A DEAL!]* 41:36 Info about the stage coach 42:06 Do you have a H0rse? 42:35 “My horse can only handle *1 LOAD..”* 43:34 1 Load of Whiskey 44:00 They need to try and put as much Whiskey as Possible 45:35 The Church of Mori Calliope?! 45:54 What kind of backwards Town is this!? 46:27 We’lll Kill Bones Malone *[Escaping the Outlaws who overheard the job..]* 47:06 Squint check 47:32 Noticing everyone’s looking at them… and also thinking about that whiskey… 48:13* Silver Tongue Bilbo:* Hey Everybody! Let’s go To the Church! 48:50 They all hustle Out! --------- *Continued* *Below*

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*FULL TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *2* --------- 49:11 *SCENE: INTO THE WEST* *[Hustling]* 50:09 How do you Walk out to the west?’ “On all fours” 50:38 Bilb’’s Hustle Roll 51:09 *Mrs BM:* “Perhaps you might want to consider walking on 2 legs instead of four” *Bilbo:* “BAU BAU!” 52:26 *Gibrelle is Down Bad:* “Will she walk all over me?” “IF you want her to” “only if the God Allows it” 52:49 *Girbrelle* With his horse dasher, she manages to keep up 53:17 What in tarnation? 53:33 “Maybe you should be the next Horse” GIbrelle to Mrs. BM 54:34 *Loyal Steed Dasher first Words:* NEIGH~! --------- 55:55 *SCENE: OUTPOST* *[A Fight Breaks Out In the party!]* 56:11 Perceiving a carriage by the Outpost 57:09 *Fly in the eye:* “I lean down so Mrs. bones Malone can tenderly touch my eyes..” 57:54 *GIbrelle X Nobody:* IF only Mr bBones Malone was even a quarter as sweet as you” 58:09 Bilbo misunderstands, and sees Girbrelle “is attacking” former Mrs BM! 58:36 Bilbo Attacks Gilliope like a wild Dog! 59:32 Gibrelle swats at Bilbo/ And Bilbo takes out her knife! 59:47 *MRs BM calms the two down:* “CIVILIZATION PEOPLE!”!” 1:00:30 “I will not Harm my Fellow Party members” 1:00:45 “I swear to mori Calliope That will not happen again” 1:01:20 “LORD!? IS THAT YOU!?” *[Scouting the Area]* 1:02:24 Bilbo scouts around and sees the wagon and no one around, but feels _a little unsafe_ 1:03:56 Bilbo Reports back to the party 1:04:21 Suspecting it might be a setup *[TRUSTY STEED] * 1:04:47 *Gibrielle:* “how could they be faster than my horse? *Bilbo:* “Your horse is old! It’s dying on it’s last legs! I’m sorry!” 1:05:00 *Loyal dasher:* NEEEIGH~! 1:05:34 “We’re born in the same barn together” 1:06:20 *Loyal Dasher:* Neeigh?? Neighh…” 1:06:47 *Loyal Dasher: MMhhhmm~ / Dasher needs a Break.. *[Tasting the Toes of 3 people hiding…]* 1:07:33 Could there be more folks Hiding in these hills? 1:09:18 Rolling to see if anyone’s in the shadows… 1:09:30 Gibrielle uses her Hunting skills… 0:10:22 “You can* TASTE* that there were 3 Kinds of boots around here..” 01:10:03 “I tasted *60 T0es* just now..” 01:10:48 *Loyal dasher:* NEEIGH~ Agreees! 1:11:13 *RIZZ:* Mrs. BM compliments Gibrelle’s *Toe tasting tounguemanship!* 1:13:37 *”GET DOWN MRS. BM!”* A Shot whistles past their ears and Gibrelle Tackles MrsRS BM down to protect her! --------- *SCENE: CRIMINAL TRIO* *[INTRO: Burt the hurt, Pony mitchell, and Slimboy Fat]* 1:14:50 Bilbo Heads towards the Direction of where the shot came from.. 1:15:40 hearing three People Bicker in the corner .. 1:16:11 *“AHH!!!”* - Shouts the hiding figures! 1:16:21 *Silver Tongue biboo* convinces The trio they were also hired by their boss.. 1:16:46 They were hired by the *_Reverend..-* 1:17:00 *Gibrielle:* I tasted their Toes! 1:18:52 Bilbo Holds their hand out in introduction while preparing to Stab someone with a Knife.. 1:20:10 Pony Mitchelle holds out his hand 1:20:53 Accidental *Armpit in the Knife! Stab* / 1:21:22 “This is just a my welcome stab” - Bilbo 1:21:50 Using her uncivilized Reputation 1:22:10 *NEW DEBT:* Tried to Stab Pony Mitchelle *[Fighting the Trio of Criminals!]* 1:22:49 A minute has passed and Slimboy Fat Calls them out! 1:22:49 Gigi uses invokes her *CALAMITY…* 1:24:59 Girbielle goes all in and *shoots.*. -> **1:25:08** *“MY LEG!”* - Burt the hurt 1:26:14* SHots Ring in into the sky* and a woman comes out of the stage coach and yells for the Sheriff! 1:26:39 Bilbo Woofs so loud noone can hear the woman’s panik! 1:27:47 Trio of Criminals 1:28:50 *Mrs. BM:* “It’s either your whiskey, or your life..” 1:29:24 after getting shot at, Pony mitchell’s hat flies off and spins around 1:29:44 “I’m no cannibal I’m a Lady!” *“Ladies can be cannibals! **_My Ma’s a cannibal!”_* *[Interrogating The Trio of Criminals]* 1:30:02 Bilbo Bite’s the Bullet hole On Burt the Hurt 1:31:09 “THe Good Lord Mor iCallipe” 1:31:36 pony michelle telsl them about *The reverend* 1:31:57 learning *Mayor BONES MALONE* Ordered the hit! 1:34:28 The three of them ask for Forgiveness 1:35:09 *The trio Skedaddle back to their Mama!* --------- *SCENE: THE STAGECOACH* *[Meeting RUBY…]* 1:36:26 *Mrs. BM:* “Mrs, From one Classy lady to another, we chased those bad guys away!” 1:36:43 *??? Lady:* “Are you my saviour?” “They were cannibals Ms!” 1:37:02 Needing a swindle Roll.. 1:37:21 *Bilbo:* ”I turn around and wipe the Blood off my mouth and say: *“HEY~”* 1:37:58 *_KABEDON~!_* -> 1:38:07 “Is this What they Call Pay per view?” *[The NEW Mrs BONES MALONE…]* 1:28:22 *Lady:* ”I am married!” 1:38:36 *Mrs BM:*”I was Married Once Too..” 1:38:56 *The lady is Married to BONES MALONE!* 1:39:48 “That _Panty Thieving Buffoon of a man!_ Bones Malone!” 1:40:52 WHy is that barking like a dog? “Worships a false Lord!” 1:42:14 *The lady officially introduces herself as *Ruby* 1:42:54 Gaslighted 1:43:22 “You don’t want him to Erase you, you have to erase him 1:43:44 “POST MALONE” 1:44:49 *JIGOKU Verse 6:6:* “Blessed are the peacemakers “ 1:46:20 Where should they camp? Bye their Ma’s House? *[Cannibalism? Or something S*xual?]* 1:46:33 Burt did say the wanting to eat Gilliope’s THICC thighs.. “ *Gibrelle:* I just took that S*xually! Not literally.” 1:47:20 *Cannibal bilbo:* “I’ll just eat them” _”What?_” “What? …and not s*xually by the way” 1:47:43 “My Lord says Cannibalism is wrong” 1:48:55 *Loyal dasher:* NEEIH~ --------- *Continued* *Below*

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*FULL TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *3* --------- *SCENE: INCESTUOUS CANNIBAL HOMESTEAD* *[Entering the Home]* 1:50:10 Showing up at the Home… 1:51:00 *Antering the Home*: A Stench Wafts Over all of them…. 1:51:19 “A Home that hasn:t been cleaned in ages” \ 1:52:17 *An old man points a shaky hand at them:* “He’s Got a Gun!” 1:52:56 “Since I’m a Nobody Who shoots first…” 1:53:46 Mrs BM shoots the Gun out of pas’ hands! *[Confronting the family of Cannibals!]* 1:54:06 Hearing a commotion of FEET! -> 1:54:19 *Gibrielle:* “I know those Toes!” 1:54:46 GG’s Wall Hacks 1:55:27 Their MA Admits it was her idea 1:56:37 *SWEET HOME **-ALABAMA-** TEXAS* 1:58:26 *GIbrielle:* A Feast? You’re not talking Killing us right? You’re talking *S*xually?* 1:58:45 *_”They’re Cannibals, and they're brother lovers!”_* 1:59:43 learning they Eat Wolves…. -> 1:59:58 *Bilbo’s out for BLood!* (Cannibalism is ok, But eating wolves?) 2:00:30 *BIblo Trauma Dump:* 2:01:24 GOD! What'd you think about these people? Should we put them out of their misery? 2:01:45 *Go-getters Verse 37:5* “Commit your way to mori calliope” *[YUBI YUBI]* 2:03:15 Wanting to taste The yubi… 2:04:54 *Cannibal Bilbo’ Bite’s Off His Finger…* 2:05:57 Blood Squirts all over their f@ces 2:06:55 YEEHAW! Leaving the cannibal Home… *[Reunited With Ruby]* 2:07:50 Ruby Paniks upon seeing the Blood all over them… 2:08:20 *Ruby:* “Who’s Blood is that? *Mrs BM:* ”oh that’s Just dinner.” 2:09:20 “I will go hunting for the lady! _“Which one?”_ “Mrs Boned MAlone” _“WHICH ONE?”_ 2:10:18 *Gibriele Hunts An Old cow…* 2:11:43 *Ruby eats steak every night:* ‘SON OF A HORSE BONES MALONE 2:12:21 “How many times does he tell you he loves you a day? *“24.”* “Well he tells me *25*” --------- *SCENE: STORIES BY THE CAMPFIRE* *[Bilbo’s Cooking…]* 2:13:38 Can Bilbo really cook a steak? 2:14:02 (Gibrielle eating N0ies) 2:15:23 How is the food? 2:15:042 “Well too bad, you’re *POST MALONE* now too!” *[Gibrielle’s Backstory]* 2:16:51 *Wet H*nd Holding..*- > 2:17:16 “I take my h*nd off and rub the sweat off on my skirt” - Mrs BM 2:18:20 “If someone truly loves, they will truly love you for your calamity and all” - Biblo *[MRs BM’’s Backstory]* 2:18:34 Mrs POST MALONE.. 2:18:34 Scrawny Bones malone 2:19:02 Gilliope will now DlE for you!” 2:19:28 *Nobody’s Backstory:* It all started at the Sapphire Mine… 2:20:38 *Mrs BM:* “That *RIZZLES BETA* Bones Mqlone!” 2:21:09 Mrs BM’s _passionate love_ 2:21:35 *Ruby:* “Maybe that’s the type of women Bones malone needs… One that doesn’t love too much” 2:22:57 Ruby’s nickname for *BONESY* / “You know who came up with that name?” *[Bilbo’s ’s Backstory]* 2:24:12 *Bilbo’s Story* “Maybe you should turn to faith! *Bilbo:* “Faith? No thanks.”: 2:25:17 SIGMA WOLF *[SHERIFF OL’ PINK ARRIVES!]* 2:25:59 “You hear a gun click” That:s enough out of you!” “she says she loves us!” 2:26:43 I can relate to shooting someone you love” 2:26:56 The sheriff Appears! 2:27:20 IT:s the Spitting Image of Mori Calliope! 2:27:56 You were Getting LIT? 2:28:46 Rolling to Convince the sheriff! * 2:30:00 *Phantomime Verse 62”* “Leave it to the wrath of God” 2:33:22 “PLEASE!!! PLEASE PLEASE!!!” 2:33:47 *Mrs BM:* “That Baloney for brains Maloney!” 2:34:26 Is it just me, or is that hat getting bigger? 2:35:43 Deciding what to do next 2:36:00 *The sheriff and Ruby head off Into the night…* 2:37:08 *Gibrielles’ prayer.* -> 9:37:53 *Mori:* “REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…” *[HOW MUCH DID THEY STEAL?]* 2:38:32 Rolling to see How much Whiskey they _did_ manage to gather… 2:39:21 *Bilbo:* She did her part 7 2:40:00 *Former MRs BM:* 16 2:41:29 *Gibrielle:* *[DEBT ROLL]* 2:43:02 MRs Post malon’s Debt is catching up to her… 2:44:11 *Mrs BM:* “She:s all smitten for the Manure SNiffer Bones Malone!” 2:44:22 *Gibrielle:* “We should have Killed her!” *Bilbo:* “And eaten all her fingers!” --------- *Continued* *Below*

[@fireblaze1580]

*FULL TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *4* --------- *SCENE: TOWN* *[SNEAKING INTO TOWN]* 2:45:03 Sneaking Into Town 2:45:27 *Loyal Dasher: *NEEEIGHH~! 2:45:49 Distracting the with his horse -> 2:46:46 *Loyal Horse:* NEeegih~!” 2:47:39 *Gibrielle’s* Horse distraction workers! 2:48:02 “Believe in my and she shall believe in Thou” 2:49:26 *MrS BM Joins in… * 2:49:58 Ms BM Uses her Seductive Deal! -> 2:50:44 *batting her eyes:* “oh I’m so In Love with my Honey!” 2:51:28 *Silver Tingou Bilbo ALSO joins in…* 2:52:16 The 2:53:05 *DEBT:* TOwns People Don’t Trust You . 2:53:22 That Womenizing _Wastrel- BONES MALONE!!!! --------- 2:54:36 *SCENE: CHURCH SHOWDOWN* *[Meeting the Reverend]* 2:54:33-2:54:51 *The reveal!* Travis is the reverend! 2:55:56 *Reverend:* In the name of the lord- *Gibrielle:* “mori Calliope right?” 2:56:07 ‘Cannibalism man Brother sister relations!” 2:57:02 *Reverend:* “We can’t let you Leave..” *---BATTLE START!]---* *[VS 4 OUTLAW COWBOYS!]* 2:57:02 4 Different Cowboy surround them… 2:57:53 They all Pull out their guns… *AND HOLD IT!* 2:58:38 Dasher Makes this a *4V4!* 2:59:00 *bilbo’s distraction:* IS that Mori Calliope!” the 4 cowboys are Distracted (INCLUDING GIbrelle) 2:59:53 “Well I‘m nobody so I shoot first!” *[TURN 1]* 3:00:18 Showdown with the Cowboys! 3:01:17 *Mrs BM’s Turn:* FAUNA SWEEP 3:02:11 one Of the cowboys has no gun! 3:02:37 *bilbo’s Turn:* Roaring to hurt their ears 3:05:09 *Gibrelle takes a bullet!:* “I take the bullet Cause I’m distracted by GOD” 3:05:53 “Bilbo, I don’t think Mori Calliope is there..” 3:06:30 *One of the cowboys Run away!* 3:07:20 “ I just didn’t think you were that Dang Gullible” 3:08:01 *Former Mrs BM:* “Nothing hurts as much as that scoundrel BOnes malone!” 3:08:32 *loyal Daher’s Turn:* NEEIGH~!” *[TURN 2]* 3:08:40 *Gibrelle’s Turn:* “WELL..And I only Aim to Kill” 3:09:17 Invoking Calamity 3:09:36 *GIbrielle DELETES the Man on the ground in a bloody mess..* 3:10:42 Both MRS BMe And Bilbo are Knocked down won and l0se 1 Grit each… 3:10:59 *MRS BM Kills the next Cowboy* 3:12:15 *Bilbo Baggins’ Turn:* 3:12:43 “I lift my hat so he can look into my eyes” And says…- > 3:12:58 *“AWOO~ BAU BAU…”* 3:14:06 *Cannibal bilbo:* “I look at the blood in his neck! “Rawr Delicious!” *[Gibrelle Prays The last Cowboy to Death]* 3:14:44 “I Begin to Pary!” 3:15:29 *Heaven descends?* 3:16:05 I put my hand over their mouth And suffocate them so they can be with Mori Calliope 3:16:38 *MRS BM:* I want to watch” 3:16:45 *MRS BM:* I hope my deaths as peaceful as that” --------- *SCENE: SPENDING THEIR MONEY* *[BUYING THEIR WEDDING]* 3:18:25 “You Can:t buy love “ 3:20:19 *Coughing up 6 Cash to get married!* “...WOOF!” 3:20:48 Agreeing to *Adopt Bilbo* As their pet Dog 3:21:21 Flower girl! / Happy Family! 3:18:24 “church is rescheduled to Tomorrow!” - Greedy Reverend 3:22:06 *Ceremony begins:* “Do you, Former MRs Bones Malone…” 3:23:17 “I lift my Bride In my strong arms, and I Give her a peck” 3:23:49 What Beautiful Flowers! *[BUYING A HOUSE]* 3:24:29 Because my parents have no money, I’m the on who buys their house 3:25:50 Grabbing Gilliop[e they Limp Towards the house dealer… 3:26:37 *Buying a plot of land with some Cougars…* --------- *SCENE: GETTING ARRESTED* 3:27:20 The Sheriff has arrived with something concerning… 3:27:48 Gibrielle’s A Risky Squint 3:28:57 Mrs Gilliope Sees *[Everyone gets Captured]* 3:29:14 *Sheriff:* “MRs Bones Malone, you are under arrest for disturbing the police!” 3:29:45 All because of that Failure of a Mayor… Bones malone! 3:30:09 I demand Council with the man himself! 3:30:42 Everyone is Arrested! “Don't worry my sweet, Mori calliope will save us” 3:31:05 *Bilbo Uses Cute! UwU!* IT’s effective! 3:32:30 Her Hat 3:33:03 *They Captured Dasher!* ”NEEIGH~!” *[Transported by Wagon To the mayor]* 3:34:14 They Go past the wagon 3:34:40 *“FECAL FISTER!”* 3:36:07 Bilbo tries to break the lock , but couldn’t get it open.. *[Healing Gibrelles Leg Condition]* 3:37:51 FAUNA SWEEP 3:38:55 If I can place my 2 dollar bills as Bandages…” 3:39:22 While Girbirlle prays, they wrap up his leg with Former MRS GM’s Shirt 3:41:41 They will arrive at the next location (Probably in the next 2 Hours) 3:42:00 BLushing 3:42:48 *Dasher:* NNEEEEIGHJ~! 3:44:01 *Dahser :*NEEIEGH~! At the deputy’s horse to convince them 3:45:29 Dasher Succeeds in negotiating Something with the Deputy, Horse.. *[ARRIVING]* 3:47:08 *Baby Bilbo uses UwU Cute!* 3:47:50 *CUffed Dasher:* NEAH~ 3:48:30 Seeing Ruby once Again! 3:49:05-3:49:13 Telling ruby to *Check her heart… and her safe!* --------- *Continued* *Below*

[@fireblaze1580]

*FULL TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *5* --------- *SCENE: MEETING **_THE_** BONES MALONE…* *[BONES MALONE INTRO]* 3:50:00 A Figure COmes Through the Door… 3:50:17 Calli's Insults 3:51:15 hat... *Rotten hearted, Pompous, two timing, cotton headed, dimwitted, meagly mouthed, god darn dastardly pretentious, good for nothing, salacious, bone headed, baloney for brains, manure sniffer, panty thievin' simpleton, wantonly womanizing. RIZZLESS BETA, Failure of a mayor, you Loathsome scoundrel...* BONES MALONE!! -> 3:51:42 ”...WOOF!” *[THE REVEAL: BILBO’S BRI’ISH!]* 3:52:34 Bilbo! You’re Br’itsh! ! “NOOOOOO!!”” 3:53:28 Two Timer Bones Malne! 3:53:55 Br’ish Dog 3:54:12 *Bone’s Malone:* “I’m not your father.. I’m your BROTHER ! “ 3:55:30 *Bilbo:* *‘“I’ll never Call you my Oniichan!” 3:55:55 “My playthings” (NOT S*xually, right?) *[Gibrelle Goes Blind]* 3:56:24 Gilliope Tries squinting but there’s another fly in His eyes!! 3:57:01 Gilliope is now Partially Blind.. 3:58:05 Bones Malone Has mounted the heads of Many Wolves… *[FIGHT RING]* 3:58:28 *BWEH* 3:59:14 Gilliope Leads the mto area… 3:59:29 Two outlaws are fighting with Sticks! 3:59:56 *Former MRS BM:* “CIvilization! CIVILIZATION!” 4:00:21 You always were a YAPPER” - Bones malone 4:02:03 *Hitting malone where it hurts:* “our Movie dates were Always Awf*l! - Former MS BM: 4:02:45 “Mori Calliope would never! ” 4:03:39 *Scene:* The Winning outlaw Is shot in the head! *[Malone’s SISCON weakness..]* 4:03:56 *Bilbo’s plan to use her Silver tongue and RIZZ her brother:* ‘I’ll Call you Onii-chan!” 4:05:46 The brother pull up a chair for Bilbo to sit 4:06:25 Gibrelle squints and nothing happens 4:06:49 Gibrelle Prays! “have I not been a good Soldier!?” 4:07:30 Bone’s Malone gives his Imouto an Apple Juice! *”eheh Teehee!”* - Bilbo 4:08:18 Former MRS BM tries to take a guards gun but… 4:09:41 Brother I'm done with my With my Appy Juice! 4:09:51 *Bilbo takes out her knife and Holds BOnes Malone hostage!* 4:11:31 Bilb’s Words to Her Brother! *[Dasher’s Heroic Sacrifice..]* 4:12:40 Stand off! 4:13:44 *DASHER COMES IN CLUTCH!* NEEEIGH~!!!” 4:14:11 They all get their Guns back! 4:14:21 *Dasher Collapses to the ground..* Neighhhhhh…” 4:15:15 “I Kiss dasher on the n0se” “ a single tear rolls down his F@ce..” *[GHOST MALONE]* 4:16:07 *RUBY Arrives!* “not so fast!” - Mrs Ruby Malone 4:16:47 “I’m Nobody and I shoot first!” I am For in the head! 4:18:44-4:19:53 *THE DEATH OF BONES MALONE* *[Aftermath]* 4:21:13 Make sure it free the outlaws! 4:221:45 *“GHOST MALONE”* 4:22:43 Ruby’s Confession 4:25:02 Money for Dasher The 2nd? 4:24:28 HERESY! How could the sheriff do that when she carries the image of mori Calliope? 4:26:14 Bilbo shows the head of Ghost malone to everyone! --------- *Continued* *Below*

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

I love how there is one person from each Hololive EN version. Calli - HoloMyth Fauna - HoloCouncil Biboo - HoloAdvent Gigi - HoloJustice

[@parasasasaulovs]

mori also noticed that on the 1st ep

[@Kurorosagi_II]

Big Ups to Biboo, she kept growing her hat for 4 Hours. FOUR HOURS. God Dang that's Amazing.

[@manukiru]

3:51:14 Fauna starts spittin' at mr no good Bons Mlone

[@cat4890]

bones malonne

[@keepdeathonhold]

I really hope Mori does more TTRPGs in the futures, I know they’re not easy to set up but once they get started they’re wild and so good!

[@hydrophobicwalrus749]

Agreed. I come back to Mythbreakers for example just because those streams are pure entertainment.

[@sletso1]

@@hydrophobicwalrus749 i see Mythbreakers, i remember '*ck em kids'. Sounds like i have something wrong in my brain

[@thatguy2377]

The S.A.L.T. gun stream was cool too

[@jlam301]

3:51:08 the start of a roasting that could've even melted the iceberg that owned Titanic

[@yohfool1824]

At this point I'm going to assume alternate Gigis are commonly found to have an abundance of rizz.

[@J4NNICK]

My favorite arc (2:57:23 to 3:17:36): The 4 Outlaws vs. Galliope Gibrelle, Former Mrs. Bones Malone, Bilbo (the Kid) Waggins, and Dasher Senior --------------- Gigi: 'I pull out my gun and I hold it' Biboo : 'I pull out my gun as well and I hold it' Fauna: 'I pull out my gun and you know what? I hold it' Bandit: Well, I figured that you folks are Outnumbered. Gibrelle/Gigi: Well, you thought wrong. Dasher, speak up. Dasher/Calli: NEIGHhhh Gibrelle/Gigi: It seems we are 4v4 now. Bilbo/Biboo: (Uses silver tounge to distract bandits) Oh! Look behind you! Is that Mori Calliope?! Gibrelle/Gigi: (Gibrelle/Gigi looks too) Mori Calliope?! (Gibrelle gets shot while distracted (gigi: "it's god's will")) Fauna: 'I am nobody so I shoot first.' (Fauna/Nobody tries to impress Gibrelle/Gigi by shooting bandit's hand and disarming the bandit. Meanwhile, Gibrelle/Gigi still staring at cloudy shape of Mori Calliope in the sky) (Gigi/Gibrelle realizes that Biboo/Bilboo had lied) Gigi/Gibrelle: Mori Calliope! You might not be there right now but you’re in my heart (aggressively beat at chest). (Gigi uses Calamity and High-caliber Power Gun. kills a Bandit and blood splatters towards other bandits, shoots off an arm each from two bandits which hits Fauna/Nobody and the Bilboo) Fauna/Nobody: (eagerly aims between the eyes of the Bandit that shot Gigi/Gibrelle’s leg) I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you! Bilboo/biboo: Awoo, says the dog in me. (knife in mouth) Calli: What would you like to do? Gigi/Gibrelle: I would like to say a prayer (While praying, Gigi/Gibrelle suffocates a man) Fauna/Nobody: I just wanna watch Gibrelle

[@Notorious224]

I’m oI’m iI’m iiiioiii Lo ok I’ll I I 😊kk 😊Juju

[@remnatsuki8792]

That whole arc was PEAK! RIP Dasher, the most loyal horse in the West. Truly and MVP till the end. 🙏o7

[@umbraemilitos]

Just watch Bijou's hat grow over the stream... 39:43 53:05 1:25:09 2:29:17

[@Captainfluffy25]

The funniest part of the whole stream in my opinion is Biboo:“Oh no this smell. Bones malohne is my father!” Gigi: “oh no you’re British!” Biboo: “I don’t want to be British!”

[@dimetrodon2250]

Liz catchin strays

[@kaizakiarata5628]

Find a girl that pronounces your name like how Fauna says Bones Malone

[@RolandOnnaRiver]

And then run from her like the wind.

[@vtt03]

@@RolandOnnaRiver then wait for her to hunt you down

[@RolandOnnaRiver]

@@vtt03 Debt's gonna come a'callin'! Fortunately, in my headcanon, I didn't speak to her. Certainly didn't marry her. Just ran. As long as she doesn't give me like seven extra middle names, I think I can make my escape.

[@Yabogumi3]

Out of all the names Fauna gave the mayor, rizzless beta male is by far the funniest.

[@csauce9623]

Panty thieve Malone got me.

[@Flugmorph]

fr her saying that in her southern belle accent was so hilarious

[@fred_e]

The absolute slew of slander she slammed on his shoulders

[@TheRealZachHadel]

Time stamp?

[@7nage]

Man I Love Fauna

[@retro-oooooooo]

DASHER you will live on forever in our hearts and your glory shall be known across the realm as the most loyal companion to have ever lived Rest easy King 👑

[@tob505]

First Pearl, then Dasher... Being Gigi is suffering

[@SJtre3]

They're calling this the greatest Western Hollywood has seen this side of the millennia. Truly absolute cinema.

[@PrizeJ]

Right up there with Blazing Saddles. A masterpiece.

[@Wolfhound7777]

This was an amazing GUN session!! Your DMing and storytelling was amazing as always Calli and everyone did such an amazing job with their characters! It was so hilarious and funny the whole way through, super happy this group had a chance to play together

[@PewterCityGymLeaderBrock]

Putting this into a playlist with Two And A Half Hats to watch back to back while I get hopped up on pumpkin spice lattes on the rocks for that full Sweetwater experience. I'd like to imagine that the church of Mori Calliope that Galliope built ended up across the street from Saint Clappington's house of worship and was a competing house of worship in the town. It's honestly a miracle that Sweetwater's residents haven't all gone absolutely insane from the events they've ended up witnessing through two absolutely wild campaigns now featuring the most unhinged hilarious cast of characters the Wild West has ever seen.

[@TakoTemp]

this pretty much feels like prequel before two and half hat story

[@sayhitothelittlegonk1310]

@@TakoTemp after rewatching the other one, it seems like it is a prequel. After all in the HoloSALT one, Ruby mentioned inheriting all of her ex-husband's fortune and that there was definitely a new mayor after the last one kicked the bucket.

[@Alice-un3kq]

​@@sayhitothelittlegonk1310 OMG you're right!!!

[@izuvivace]

The beginnings of the epic wild west saga...

[@dimetrodon2250]

@@sayhitothelittlegonk1310 Plus the Reverend and Ol' Pink were both still alive in this

[@salakdi]

I wish someone would make the time stamp for every time biboo increase her hat size, It's pretty funny that at the end it's look almost double in size lmao.

[@prussianpolydactyl836]

She needs bones to feed the hat

[@khaychi]

The cowboy hat wears a Biboo. 😂

[@Reekloose]

The way Gigi just went "... Perception?" Is like the biggest giveaway she's a seasoned ttrpg player. It's like a mantra for when we don't know what to do

[@evanchisholm337]

Super fun GUN session today, what a ride in the dyin' west. Guns were blazing and the former mrs bons mlone (now mrs galliope) was even surprisingly wed in a shotgun wedding and the whole posse was able to form a family and live the rest of their days in happiness! (with 8 kids!?) Kudos to everyone for the RP everyone pulled off, so many good bits and I had lots of laughs!

[@seemslikely]

Man I Love TTRPGs Thanks for the stream, ladies! This has gotta be one of my favorite collabs. The dramatic, exciting, hilarious story that you four wove together is one for the history books! The characters are all so loveable, and Calli did a banger job setting up obstacles and enemies for these rollicking heroes to overcome! Congrats on being the opening act at the big live! I know you’ll kill it, so break a leg!

[@HalAnime2]

I'm praying for another EN session with Nerissa, Erb, and maybe Irys or Bae lol

[@AJarOfYams]

MILTTRPG

[@Crazesergeant]

See these last two streams, TTRPG are just magnificent for the creativity players can get on the demand. Both in seriousness and funny moments. Quite amazing to see how attune the girls are into their characters and the wacky situations that came along with it. This was a great stream with all of ya! Thanks for showing such a wonderful time Calli, Biboo, Fauna, and Gigi!!!

[@EphemeralMemory]

Hats off to everyone for an entertaining one-shot! Love seeing how group dynamics play out in each TTRPG stream.

[@keepdeathonhold]

My internet stopped working at 4:08:40 I was so mad It was just so inconvenient I love watching run her TTRPGs I’m back and here to finish

[@RavenNightwing]

There needs to be a film done for this stream. That was art.

[@natzo89]

And the Ruby went to gamble on a Snowpiercer-like train...

[@JacksonJinn]

While Ol' Pink had a date with destiny...

[@Zalfuse]

An amazing session! This RP trend that has been going on in EN recently has been really great, and has given me a chance to appreciate Gigi far more as she has such excellent skills . Fauna also played her role wonderfully as a ex. Then there is Biboo and her ever growing hat. I fully expected her to just be a hate by the end . Thanks for hosting this wonderful stream

[@MoleculeXmolecule]

I think I'm gonna switch over my Ame membership to Gigi after her channel goes inactive thanks to this TTRPG. She was my least liked member of Justice, but she has the creativity I fell inlove with from Ame. She's legitimately as creative in her improv and comedy as Ame is with her streaming ideas.

[@avglover5]

Big Ups to Calli for all the work that went into putting this together! The BGMs, backgrounds, drawings, voice acting, and improvisation on the fly was all amazing and did not go unnoticed!

[@CeresFan]

Kill Bons is now a candidate for my favorite western

[@astrealove1]

So this is the prequel to the story told in 2 and a half hats.

[@BarelySocial]

This stream was absolutely great. Everyone did such a good job with their role play. Thank you so much for the stream! *SPOILERS* My favorite part was when Biboo found out she was British, which was not only very creative on her part, but the fact that Calli was able to make an actual response that didn't entirely derail the plot was a great reaction. It can be very difficult for a DM when a player suddenly drops a lore bomb or makes a plot twist unannounced, but Calli reacted perfectly in my opinion.

[@Will-O-King]

Ms.Calliope, I godda say, your DMing gets better every game you run. This was a blast xD

[@bag_head7]

I like to think Dasher becomes God Mori's personal skeleton horse in the afterlife, he earned it also those damn cougars just can't stay away from construction sites huh

[@RolandOnnaRiver]

And of course, Mori nicknames Dasher "Bones Stallione."

[@hermitgrimm5441]

Hes gonna be galloping off into the sunset along side Adam Saddler.

[@vasyapetrow3867]

This was a GREAT session! The violence really has escalated Thank you Biboo, Fauna and GG, and praise be the Lord Mori Calliope!🙏

[@tigerlily603]

absolutely peak. thank you God for being a fantastic DM and wrangling these menaces along their journey!!

[@Crayon_Cannon]

This stream was full of back to back jokes at every minute I will enjoy all the fanart and animations to come for many years

[@sensuifu_]

great one-off, Calli! Everybody had a great time living out your western tale! Thanks always for the fun streams! Congrats to your upcoming event at the Coke Studio Live!

[@Reki6741]

One of the funnest streams I’ve ever watched. Loved it.

[@flambelk4489]

3:29:17 is the best gasp I've ever heard in Hololive

[@Dongerbread]

GUN came back with a vengeance? I was cracking up the entire time and felt the suspense! Mori Calliope is truly a gracious god for allowing these fine cowpokes to get out - mostly - unscathed and to have a happy life together. Three cheers for the fall of Bones Malone! Also congrats on the concert! Wish I could see it live, go get em!

[@Yzzey]

YEEEHAW! Jesus, that was incredible. I had tons of fun following this little adventure, getting to see you guys take on all these wacky characters was a real treat. Seems like there’s a lot of RP stuff happening lately, and it’s all great. Thank you for the ride, sheriff/god Calliope!

[@ronin1837]

I love your DM (or GM)-ing style, Calli! I wish i could DM for you one day, and see how you play! Also; Bibo and Gigi are hilarious duo, i love them, but allow me to say; Fauna stole my hearth every time she open her mouth, she is a multi national treasure.... must protecc!

[@Folkem]

Thanks for the collab stream, Calli! First time watching a TTRPG, and it's been an amazing experience! Glad that Bilbo the Kid, Miss Gilliope, and Gibrielle Gilliope had a happy ending together with their 8 kids, 8 Dasher Jr. kids and 8 adopted wolves! Would be glad to see more TTRPG in the future! :D

[@MrBandgeek69]

Amazing session today! Really feels like you've taken your GMing skills to the next level compared to the last GUN one shot. Loved how descriptive you got with it and the way you were able to bounce off what everyone else wanted to do for RP. to Fauna Biboo and Gigi for being great players!

[@ELITE_agent-n9k]

みんな配信お疲れ様今日も可愛いすぎる

[@Bleinsfield]

This was so much fun! Everyone brought something unique and y'all played off each other so well! I loved all the wild west chaos with Gigi's insanity, wild woof Biboo, Fauna's wordplay and timing, as well as Calli's great DM-ing as always for TTRPG streams. I can't wait for the next one!

[@cyzcyt]

Overkill on the downed cowboy with calamity shotgun powerful and high caliber

[@Xenomic]

That's was a really fun time! You make an excellent DM, Calli, and everyone here did a great job in their roles as well! Wouldn't mind seeing more of this at all with other people! Great job to you and everyone else on this!

[@Sprakenheit]

Great stream! Calli and all the players did so well. Hope to see more of this combination!

[@FumeiKY]

That final bit with dasher brought back rdr2 trauma Best wishes for the family!

[@von3562]

Biboo with the scary movie hat gimmick 10/10😂

[@lildyo]

This goes into the Hololive hall-of-fame as one of the best collab streams of all time--alongside your previous Gun TTRPG. Absolutely hilarious session. You did a great job facilitating such a wild story from start to finish. Would love to see some continuous TTRPG campaigns in the future though, either Gun or D&D or whatever else. These sessions are so much fun and there's definitely a lot of potential for some great length stories if you find the right people willing to do a bunch of these collabs

[@Flugmorph]

My kamioshi is such an amazing DM! It really all came together in the end. Even the music stopped at the perfect time as the climax happened. Perfection. Took me a while to watch all of this because of how much stuff happened recently but man was it a wild ride and I'm kinda glad I took my time with it instead of trying to binge through it. Absoluely fantastic session with a very fun cast of characters!

[@Shadow_Lifeman]

And they lived happily ever after. That was amazing! Thanks Calli for organizing all of this!

[@ElementUrth]

Genuinely hope you have more of these. This was such a great watch. You did amazing as a GM and this team just did fantastic. Keep up the great work!

[@japudin4797]

What a legendary session this was. So many iconic moments that will live rent free in my head for a while.

[@JustChiaki]

This was wonderful, everything I thought it'd be and then some. Great RPing from everyone, lots of twists, and one very big hat. Thanks for hosting, Calli, and thanks to Fauna, Gigi, and Biboo for participating ❤💚💜🧡

[@thelegendofdestiny5116]

gotta say Calli all previous TTRPG streams were among my top 10 favorite streams of all time and this one is the same. ABSOLUTELY GOATED stream I couldn't stop laughing (despite being in public) for 3 hole seconds all 4 of you made some EXQUISITE RP

[@divi420]

Thank you for organizing this session,Calli It's always a treat to see what wacky adventure you and your friends will find yourself in. And congratulations on performing at the saitama arena!

[@hellpunisher]

Pure cinema! I love Bilbo and her ever growing hat, Fauna's ever growing insult for Bons Mlone, and GG Dasher duo. You were the best, Dasher.

[@Zannmaster-2]

This stream was so good I was laughing the whole time.😆 Thanks so much for putting this together, Calli, and props to Fauna, Biboo, and Gigi; you all did wonderful.

[@vallecend6855]

1:43:43

[@mshake7056]

I love the easter egg suggesting this is a prequel to the last session with 2 and a half hats ❤

[@5boxes]

Each Dasher gets their own Dasher Junior Jr. just like their father!

[@camerashyguy6446]

With Biboo's hat covering her eyes, am I the only one who thinks she's about to sing The Water Buffalo Song from Veggietales?

[@XP-kun]

Thanks everyone for the fun TTRPG! Congrats on the live show, Calli~!

[@darkeye457]

So far the biggest plot twist for me was this ACTUALLY being conmected to 2 and a half hats, but not only that, THIS IS A PREQUEL OF THEIR STORY Good to know Old Pink was even meanier than we thought, makes her death by the gold hand of Kris even more memorable

[@sayhitothelittlegonk1310]

That would mean the guy at the saloon who gave them Pumpkin Spice Latte was the Cookie who hasn't met the Saint yet till a year later...

[@dimetrodon2250]

@@sayhitothelittlegonk1310 Back when he was just an honest and humble business man with a new idea for a drink

[@plagesama]

Thanks for the absolutely fantastic and gut bustingly hilarious collab! As always, hoping we'll see more TTRPG stuff in the future!

[@necrosapling]

This was so great (except when my internet died in the middle of the final confrontation), I hope to see more of these. So many great jokes and callbacks and Bones Malone slanders! Thank you for putting this together, Calli, and thanks Fauna, Gigi and Biboo for being super fun RPers! May the Galliope family have a long and happy life together, and Praise Mori Calliope!

[@SilverScizor753]

This was SO MUCH FUN! I love being able to return to Sweetwater! The drama, the hilarity, the roleplay, it was all in full force with this crew! It was so fun following Bilbo, Post Malone, Galliope and Dasher's stories and I'm glad they achieved their happy endings! Also I loved all the call backs, or call forwards in this case, to the previous GUN one shot! Thanks for the stream, thank you Calli for setting this up and running this fantastic playthrough, and thanks Biboo, Fauna and Gigi for the fun time!

[@galebuckhannah3430]

"I knew no one could hate Mori Calliope's stench." - Gigi 2024

[@takotokibeefs]

once long ago I played a cowboy half elf druid wild magic sorcerer...some expressions from my notes that still pop me years later: "colder than a witch's teat in a steel brassiere" "slicker than two snails fuckin' in a bucket of snot" "more hat than cowboy" (that does not apply to biboo) "some cowboys have too much tumbleweed in their blood to settle down" "don't squat with your spurs on" that was a good campaign. we had fun.

[@TheNomade5]

Fauna poking Gigi in the eye and Gigi screaming "I REMEMBER! AAAAAAAAAAA!" had me DYING!

[@Unreasonably_Badd]

Thank you for GMing Calli! This was a hilarous stream and I hope there will be more TTRPG streams in the future! 🩷🧡💚💜

[@killercart]

This was a great session. Everything was so entertaining. Thanks for the TTRPG collab, Calli.

[@lordrevan6251]

What a great time this was. This session was awesome from character creation to the end. Thank you all for an incredible experience

[@DanielDugovic]

4:10:00 Kudos to Bijou for taking initiative.

[@BlackJack-hj3st]

Always enjoyed these TTRPGs! Hoping for more!

[@therealmoson8181]

Red dead redemption 3 is here

[@AC-sj5rj]

The girls playing ttrpg will always get me, myth breakers, two and a half hats(and two guys), fauna's dungeons, and this!

[@seph5812]

7:00 start

[@adrikbert]

I couldn't control my laughter! This was a hoot! Everyone was great, thank you for organizing this Calli! Didn't expect them to become a family of 28 at the end, sheesh! Fauna's voice acting was simply exceptional; I didn't expect her to rattle off such a long insults in one go! And I might also say, that girl Gigi sure seems to have a thing for green! I hope you can get some of them together sometime.

[@von3562]

Calli and gigi with the :Get down mr president skit😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnspartan12]

Thank you Calli for hosting another fantastic one-off session of GUN, you always do an amazing job being the DM, preparing the story, props, and respecting the rules but being lax enough to give the girls the chance to RP the heck out of their characters. I had a great time with this one.

[@Siscon92]

Really nice how things were going bad and worse and then as if fate was on their side the dice turned around and ended with an anime Mother/Daughter kameha- bullet between the eyes. Absolute cinema

[@Dieselneck73]

Biboo’s hat slowly engulfing her head as it grows into a true blue ten gallon hat is amazing

[@igloo_igloo]

Thanks for another fun session of GUN! This was especially fun and chaotic with all the unexpected plot twists and the splendid roleplaying by the players. And nice job as GM (and God)! Hope to see more TTRPG stuff from you all.

[@monsterpipeline]

Rest in peace Dasher

[@scarr009]

This session was SPECTACULAR!!! Everyone was on their A game. Very clever improv and I genuinely laughed out loud several times at their shenanigans 😂 Here's to many more TTRPGs!!

[@davidheitzenrater9027]

Man, that first half of the session was the weirdest rendition of "The Hills have Eyes" I've ever seen.

[@A-Letter]

And the hat just kept growing, and growing, and growing, and growing.. What an excellent ttrpg session!

[@TheDrokz]

we need a list of all the names fauna did for Bons

[@muhammadhamiz7318]

Been watching bit by bit for a week, finally finished it! Oh it was good!

[@JinSeiryuu]

My face and my stomach hurts from laughing so much leave it to my Oshi to create nothing but absolute entertaining content for us deadbeats to consume thank you to all involved in this role playing section until next time 🤠

[@asaury2031]

1:29:55 good lord 😂💜 2:19:55 Former Mrs. Bons' passionate loathing for her ex is too funny 😂💚 2:37:12 Gigi is hilarious 😂🧡

[@Torkkar]

good god Biboo's hat just keeps growing

[@unownnnn]

Thank you Calli! This was such a great RP squad! One of my favourite things about Fauna in general is you never know what she's gonna say next lol. You all had some funny lines!

[@Justiguy]

This was such a fun stream! You had us on the edge of our seats from start to finishing praying for the downfall of Bons Mlone and the future of our beloved heroes. You all did a great job and I hope it was as much fun to do as it was to watch.

[@pk5ire774]

Can’t believe the most unlikely of trio managed to become a happy family at the end of the journey. Very poetic for Fauna to land the final shot