Tucker Out / D'Elia In (312) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

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[@Janieandtheboys17]

Chris is an absolute MAGNET for parking shenanigans. I love it

[@TwiztOndaBeat]

Dressed like a mattress salesman

[@alexuncommon314]

LMFAO

[@Killakallie92]

Nah

[@jamesgionet8578]

Hahahaha totally, I'd buy a mattress hahaha

[@JUMBOshrimp4848]

🤣nahhhhhhhhhh

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Yeah the best one

[@SkimpCEO]

If Calvin came in and dropped that “wyd tonight” I would’ve folded lol

[@scozzbaggs9224]

​@@hypercept in half

[@haggis9185]

nothing better than finishing a day at the office and getting home to a new Congratulations episode. Never stop doing this Chris, same with Lifeline(shoutout to Matt). You guys have had a huge impact on my life and made me turn a lot of bad thing around. Thank you so much for all you do, keep up the great work.

[@alexisadornetto385]

That dentist got home being like “I’m gonna be Chris D’Elia’s dentist. BUCKET LIST!” Then he sees this video and is like “Publicly humiliated by Chris D’Elia. BUCKET LIST!”

[@dyyylllaannn]

chris actually made himself look like a dick when he opened the text and it was actually awesome offer lol

[@Claego]

I love that thought haha

[@yeezywesty3651]

HELL YES!

[@seijunsejuki]

"Mutually agreed to part ways. Yeah, right. That's like mutually agreed to be cut out of Army Of The Dead"😂 😂 😂

[@colemanbright]

Dentists abbreviate comprehensive exam as “comp exam.” Better double check to make sure it’s actually comped. 😂

[@alyssakobler3294]

When you said “struggling with the 12 steps ALL GOOOOOD” I felt that shit so hard. I’m also working a 12 step program and step 3 is handing me my ass 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Keep goin

[@alyssakobler3294]

@@Owjdnskoakansbskk so the version of the 12 steps that I am currently working refers to a “higher Power” they refer to that higher power as “god as we understand him in our group conscious” my program does not push religion! They’re very explicit in saying that my higher power just needs to be a power greater than myself. A lot of people lean on the groups and the program itself as their higher power!

[@jacklame1584]

You’re strong for even trying, that’s half the battle. 🤘

[@alyssakobler3294]

@@jacklame1584 I appreciate that very much, thank you 🥹🫶🏻

[@mikesearcy9151]

@@Owjdnskoakansbskk Despite being Christian, I can appreciate your name being BS and being concerned with "Christian Indoctrination" that's funny. or super serious, depending on how you feel about this comment.

[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

This is one of the best episodes to date! I’ve been a huge fan for almost 10 years and you get better like fine wine

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Thank you!!!

[@dosesandmimoses]

Thanks!

[@brycencarlson8219]

That parking story at the beginning made me BRM hahaha

[@Abrahamhamham]

All these stories about family and enjoying simple things that the majority of people in the world do, feel like Chris lived in a hole for 40 years and now he's starting to come out and see the sun. But it's all good. Peace and love.

[@mrjoe27]

When I saw Chris's shirt, I thought "Tennis player on vacation..."

[@higherlearning9386]

I thought tennis player and bowler, sewed together to make room in closet 😂

[@mikeman2056]

I thought. Ya gonna hand me my bowling shoes!

[@theshapeexists]

Retired bisexual golfer

[@talar9453]

Love the armenian bit!!😂 im an armenian and as soon as you started telling the story, i knew he was an armenian😂 Can't wait to see you in Montreal🥳

[@GuyCrawford]

That moment with Calvin at the end was so cute ❤

[@derpderpington824]

"Now imagine all the other Marvel guys had podcasts and kept talking about it and making it worse." Damn, dude. That was beautiful.

[@REfanforlife]

i would watch a full hour of chris just doing robot and baseball announcer voices

[@Delmiester]

“Ssidddeee retired”

[@lovelyzusha123]

The Armenian shits and the valley girl too. Rip roarin

[@mdivito11]

Chris on that much coffee would be the greatest silly goose time ever

[@benbolton4221]

“can i see your tongue?” “wacha doin tonight?” he is your son 100% man 😂😂

[@mattalexandrescu134]

Love the baseball commentator impression you did. Had me dying of laughter. And I love when you tell any stories about Calvin or William, it really makes you seem more human

[@uueyesh8909]

More human?.. Get him out the log cabbin bro.. No casuals.

[@SO-if3yn]

I love the baseball references Chris. One of my favorite parts of your show, RIP VIN

[@Alsacien]

Calvin's callback at the end was superb and he wasn't even in the room when Chris joked about his son's socialization techniques. There was no more genuine smile on the planet than Chris's at that moment. Yeah dude, you and Kristin made the most perfect sweetheart.

[@liamspicer2559]

s'insecure about the shirt right off the jump! lol

[@alexzent234]

"Look at my face, which is like silly goose time, ya know?"😂🎉🎉

[@robertflood3007]

Crushing the DMX bars 😂

[@KaseyPierce-j3t]

I totally used the quote "If you're not growing, you're dying." In my interview last Friday. I got the job and she loved it! She wrote it down! Life RIPS!!

[@bobbyqaeda]

😂

[@suavasauce279]

This was one of the best episodes.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

“Oh that’s weird they were flying to Orlando.” 😂😂

[@kattrzs]

Almost the same parking situation happened to me at the laundromat. The guy just stared at me cause he couldn’t get out. I was parked in the middle only one there. 😂

[@michellewilson9615]

I love when you talk about Cali - the stories are a silly goose time - keep the stories coming!

[@okstevie11]

16:30 lol wait but I CAN speak Japanese and I used to live in Japan 😅 also when I was there I got a few friends hooked on your stuff! Cuz m'true baby for life 🤌🏼

[@Tamesis66]

I love your shirt! It's giving me 90s vibes! Also, I don't normally like hearing about other people's kids (esp since I never had any myself), but the way you tell the stories about him is interesting, funny and engaging. I approve. 👍

[@zackerybishop6518]

Thank GOD

[@greenytaddict]

Giving The Big Lebowski vibes. Love it.😂

[@bc6828]

Only podcast I watch always a great pick me up 💯🤝🏻

[@thatguy9807]

This podcast has changed what I mean when I say I have a case of the Mondays. Love it. RUNK.

[@thedreflacko]

It's Thursday doe

[@thatguy9807]

@@thedreflacko exactly! Plus I'm watching this next Monday cuz I'm living in the future, m'baby!

[@itsDuncanMcOckiner]

“You wanna save the children right?” “Of course I do” “Biden’s a lizard right?” 😂😂😂😂

[@FlyinHawaiian808]

Bruh this Biden stuff is holdin on by a thread but chrises analogy of it, ha almost unbelievable

[@truthminister5828]

There no lizzards. Just idiots that keeps posting it and that follows Biden and believe CNN 😅

[@wren4077]

That's what I hate. You can't have meaningful criticism anymore. Both sides just buy into batshit narratives. Biden's a lizard. Democrats are groomers. People think Kyle Rittenhouse killed black people during the riots for some reason, and not in self defense. No moderation at all

[@morehoops]

​@@FlyinHawaiian808 Biden himself is held together by a thread

[@joonsantini]

I love the Calvin stories but it is extra hilarious that the flip side of Cal being like a mini Chris is that Chris still has the same issues a 3 year old has.

[@xankyou1]

Grow or die merch is amazing!

[@SupergoodStudios]

chrisdelia.com/tour for Charlotte, Knoxville, Little Rock, Nashville, Calgary, Edmonton, Ottawa, Montreal, Hamilton, Cleveland, Detroit, Orlando, Ft. Myers! And more cities!

[@Hbizz813]

Chris, your so friggen funny and you really make my day!! 😊❤

[@andrewrodriguez3180]

They got country clubs in LA??? 😂 That shirt rips....

[@HGZMO]

Lv the kid talk. My son Ryman turns 5 in may. So beautiful and hilarious. Great to hear and commiserate the dad life and the pure love that comes out from dudes our age and my own personal addictions/recovery and the way life changes when you have something to live for besides our own lost boy lifestyles and trying to grow up and deal etc. I Had to comment for once and just say cheers and thank you for sharing the laughter.

[@mikemcginnis1288]

It's good to hear Calvin is doing awesome the whole podcast . Grats.

[@ColorfulMindedGoat]

Baby since day 1❤

[@fambamfunnyvideosyabut8282]

“It’s like I mutually agreed to be cut off of Army of the dead” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@KevKellum]

Sammy Davis Jr being in his text inbox is 1000x more hilarious when you consider the fact he’s been dead for 30+ years 😂😂😂😂

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

That’s the joke bro!!!

[@KevKellum]

🙏🏽

[@NSTLgng]

First time hearing a joke? Lmao

[@ollieoverthesky0000]

Hey Chris! Gotta prove you wrong. Been your fan for over 6 years and guess what….. I speak fluent Japanese 😄

[@tumelo4526]

god, I love Chris.

[@jumpboys1408]

Lovin' the Pod!!

[@sophiashepherd7004]

you bring me so much joy.

[@davidwales9657]

My only daughter is about the same age as Calvin and i absolutely love hearing about your son. Talk about whatever you want, it's your podcast. There's a billion podcasts that aren't yours. Make your podcast yours.

[@Billy05923]

The ending was awesome. Calvin rockin the Little Sleepies!

[@zayr7279]

the joke you gave up on had me crying lmao

[@MarayaGavin5839]

Lmao @ him reading the text & name dropping 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexravella7849]

So excited to see you in Boise!! 🎉❤

[@pthompson2113]

18:00 - The flowers thing was hilarious!

[@MorganJagermeister]

I love seeing Chris this excited and happy about his kids. When he has a silly goose Time we all have a silly goose time. Sleeping is scary for kids because they don’t understand where they go when they dream. I was a “ leave the door a little open.” Kid because I was scared of sleeping.

[@MastrWobblez]

I literally cried laughing at that last video😂😂😂 just dirt filled up his ear 😂😂😂

[@gumgumclap2310]

Loving this episode, came firing on all cylinders 😂

[@BboyCorrosive]

Syllables

[@seenoevül98]

Syllables

[@smack348]

Wait wait wait. The guy WAS STILL IN HIS CAR AND COULD’VE PARKED SOMEWHERE ELSE THO RIGHT?

[@camiiii31]

this episode was HILARIOUS!!

[@heatherclear5903]

I’m currently getting ready for work and you’re making it a cakewalk. The 40 coffees in 30 days guy made me mess up my eyeliner.

[@christacastillo4491]

😌 the last 30 seconds with Calvin 💕 so cute! Best ending 🥰

[@tylerboucher3582]

Didn’t know Chris got a job at the bowling alley

[@tombranighan4569]

Kid chat is the bomb! Keep it comin

[@Rondogz]

Ron is a great name! 😊

[@elisehansenhawkins9455]

"Grow an athletic bone!" Ha. That dumb clip got me

[@xavierfrank7351]

chris: some of you guys are 35, some of you guys are 50 me, 17 years old: yeah we are

[@MeeksDaSneaks]

that sitdown in the tall grass at the cabins sounds about good right now. waitin for that invite

[@Badgerman79]

My guy made a Gambit reference!!! Love it

[@calebmtuttle]

"Hey CVS, chill dude." So true.

[@Phillyfan36]

That parking story is absolutely bananas.

[@cc-sb1is]

I would have lost my fucking mind. I hope Kristin is proud of how he was kind and didn't snap on two complete IDIOTS who deserved it.

[@bykurt_is]

53:33 - you actually reacted to it! The best part is what he said before all that happened lol

[@MilkshakeSnake360]

I’m eatin sushi and watching the pod cuz food tastes better with entertainment, fuck yeah dude! In the moment, savoring the food and chillin’ in the tall grass

[@domdomdiddy3036]

Had me cryin at the end! 😂

[@HowYouuuDoinnn]

Calvin surprise hi at the end was priceless

[@kendraa_______9981]

Feeling called out scrolling on my phone while the podcast is on lol

[@IRLxKORA]

hey Chris, OG baby here. sending you love and light 👍🏽

[@kayslay888]

"grow an athletic bone" 😂😂

[@rickyp1494]

Oh shit he said it 😂..with the hands over his mouth lol

[@SPORE_SPORTS]

Luv your content Bruv ✌️

[@lilricky9899]

Definitely here for silly goose times ONLY

[@Itscaptiansir]

I can’t believe you moved your car

[@tashiamaichigh8285]

I love when you talk about your kid! So funny & so cute at the same time ~ Playa Playa 😂😍

[@dextergray1670]

Tucker and Lemon will have respective podcast before the year is out. They have their own followings, the show don't stop.

[@jeffersonnalley3239]

Calvin cameo always welcome!

[@MOEGamingx]

Perfect time for lunch break and some laughs ty Chris ❤😂😂

[@tonycampy3310]

Doctor Sanca made me laugh so hard my lungs felt like doctor sanca day after coffee

[@ureawizardharry]

Dude im so glad u brought up this ezra. Cant wait for them to fire his ass

[@manytrades1842]

Hey I really don't care or specifically know all the drama but you seem real happy and the kid at the end cool of you to let people see! Keep grinding

[@felmaxofficial172]

LMAOOOO "DR FUCKING SANKAAA aaaaaah i dont give a fxck about that joke" the way you gave up on that is 10/10

[@tzarp4345]

NGL I laffed hard at "Coffee-Head"

[@midwestmaniack]

Chris when you said your a woman and paused, for a split nanosecond you turned into Sandra Bullock from The Unforgivable.

[@Makeupbyrach18]

LOL, my dad and my fiancés dad are both named Ron!!! Poor guys! 😂

[@iamfiguringoutwhoiam]

You know, the fact that you actually gave that guy your number means you got something pure inside you and that you're also listening to it.

[@mrmeza78]

Big fan of the Garth Brooks Shirt. Sssss-sobitch

[@theronhayden4671]

Calvin's inner John Cena come out early......CANT SEE ME! just needs a lil more tweeking on the "can't see me" hand move.

[@jeromescogna3776]

where the fuck is there still a kmart!?!?!😅😂

[@ccohn0]

Stories about Calvin are a silly goose time. People who don't see the vision just don't see it.

[@FuzzyDunlopification]

Chris's shirt looks like a shirt you would use to figure out what design you would want based on the sleeve color.

[@guyfawkes8384]

Always great to see how Calvin is growing up. He's a handsome fella, for sure.

[@richi1235]

fascinating how unashamed one can be while being so obviously shameful

[@Mr_AgentSnake]

Hey… you don’t say flowers around me bro. Hahahahaha