Tucker Out / D'Elia In (312) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

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[@TwiztOndaBeat]

Dressed like a mattress salesman

[@alexuncommon314]

LMFAO

[@Killakallie92]

Nah

[@jamesgionet8578]

Hahahaha totally, I'd buy a mattress hahaha

[@JUMBOshrimp4848]

🤣nahhhhhhhhhh

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Yeah the best one

[@Janieandtheboys17]

Chris is an absolute MAGNET for parking shenanigans. I love it

[@liamspicer2559]

s'insecure about the shirt right off the jump! lol

[@itsDuncanMcOckiner]

Hey Chris’ shirt… chu dooooin? Are you a solid shirt or a striped shirt? Pick a side guy

[@colemanbright]

Dentists abbreviate comprehensive exam as “comp exam.” Better double check to make sure it’s actually comped. 😂

[@SupergoodStudios]

chrisdelia.com/tour for Charlotte, Knoxville, Little Rock, Nashville, Calgary, Edmonton, Ottawa, Montreal, Hamilton, Cleveland, Detroit, Orlando, Ft. Myers! And more cities!

[@Hbizz813]

Chris, your so friggen funny and you really make my day!! 😊❤

[@andrewrodriguez3180]

They got country clubs in LA??? 😂 That shirt rips....

[@HGZMO]

Lv the kid talk. My son Ryman turns 5 in may. So beautiful and hilarious. Great to hear and commiserate the dad life and the pure love that comes out from dudes our age and my own personal addictions/recovery and the way life changes when you have something to live for besides our own lost boy lifestyles and trying to grow up and deal etc. I Had to comment for once and just say cheers and thank you for sharing the laughter.

[@mrjoe27]

When I saw Chris's shirt, I thought "Tennis player on vacation..."

[@higherlearning9386]

I thought tennis player and bowler, sewed together to make room in closet 😂

[@mikeman2056]

I thought. Ya gonna hand me my bowling shoes!

[@theshapeexists]

Retired bisexual golfer

[@diannawilliams6923]

You don’t know whether you believe in God? Listen buddy, just step outside tonight and look up or take a closer look at your sons. There’s a God and He is holy. You’re not but don’t worry because God has provided a way for you to relate with Him. Long story short that way is Jesus Christ. Seek Jesus and you will find Him. Read the Bible, preferably a good NASB study Bible and that way you don’t have to rely on anyone giving you false info.

[@alyssakobler3294]

When you said “struggling with the 12 steps ALL GOOOOOD” I felt that shit so hard. I’m also working a 12 step program and step 3 is handing me my ass 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Keep goin

[@alyssakobler3294]

@@Owjdnskoakansbskk so the version of the 12 steps that I am currently working refers to a “higher Power” they refer to that higher power as “god as we understand him in our group conscious” my program does not push religion! They’re very explicit in saying that my higher power just needs to be a power greater than myself. A lot of people lean on the groups and the program itself as their higher power!

[@jacklame1584]

You’re strong for even trying, that’s half the battle. 🤘

[@alyssakobler3294]

@@jacklame1584 I appreciate that very much, thank you 🥹🫶🏻

[@mikesearcy9151]

@@Owjdnskoakansbskk Despite being Christian, I can appreciate your name being BS and being concerned with "Christian Indoctrination" that's funny. or super serious, depending on how you feel about this comment.

[@REfanforlife]

i would watch a full hour of chris just doing robot and baseball announcer voices

[@Delmiester]

“Ssidddeee retired”

[@lovelyzusha123]

The Armenian shits and the valley girl too. Rip roarin

[@seijunsejuki]

"Mutually agreed to part ways. Yeah, right. That's like mutually agreed to be cut out of Army Of The Dead"😂 😂 😂

[@alexisadornetto385]

That dentist got home being like “I’m gonna be Chris D’Elia’s dentist. BUCKET LIST!” Then he sees this video and is like “Publicly humiliated by Chris D’Elia. BUCKET LIST!”

[@dyyylllaannn]

chris actually made himself look like a dick when he opened the text and it was actually awesome offer lol

[@Claego]

I love that thought haha

[@yeezywesty3651]

HELL YES!

[@ColorfulMindedGoat]

Baby since day 1❤

[@derpderpington824]

"Now imagine all the other Marvel guys had podcasts and kept talking about it and making it worse." Damn, dude. That was beautiful.

[@SkimpCEO]

If Calvin came in and dropped that “wyd tonight” I would’ve folded lol

[@publicalias8172]

@@hypercept Laughing, you weirdo.

[@scozzbaggs9224]

​@@hypercept in half

[@itsDuncanMcOckiner]

“You wanna save the children right?” “Of course I do” “Biden’s a lizard right?” 😂😂😂😂

[@FlyinHawaiian808]

Bruh this Biden stuff is holdin on by a thread but chrises analogy of it, ha almost unbelievable

[@truthminister5828]

There no lizzards. Just idiots that keeps posting it and that follows Biden and believe CNN 😅

[@wren4077]

That's what I hate. You can't have meaningful criticism anymore. Both sides just buy into batshit narratives. Biden's a lizard. Democrats are groomers. People think Kyle Rittenhouse killed black people during the riots for some reason, and not in self defense. No moderation at all

[@morehoops]

​@@FlyinHawaiian808 Biden himself is held together by a thread

[@Itscaptiansir]

I can’t believe you moved your car

[@talar9453]

Love the armenian bit!!😂 im an armenian and as soon as you started telling the story, i knew he was an armenian😂 Can't wait to see you in Montreal🥳

[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

This is one of the best episodes to date! I’ve been a huge fan for almost 10 years and you get better like fine wine

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Thank you!!!

[@GuyCrawford]

That moment with Calvin at the end was so cute ❤

[@joonsantini]

I love the Calvin stories but it is extra hilarious that the flip side of Cal being like a mini Chris is that Chris still has the same issues a 3 year old has.

[@haggis9185]

nothing better than finishing a day at the office and getting home to a new Congratulations episode. Never stop doing this Chris, same with Lifeline(shoutout to Matt). You guys have had a huge impact on my life and made me turn a lot of bad thing around. Thank you so much for all you do, keep up the great work.

[@droopmountain6510]

Nothing worse than all your friends having podcasts, talking about your shit and making it worse.

[@mrmeza78]

Big fan of the Garth Brooks Shirt. Sssss-sobitch

[@SO-if3yn]

I love the baseball references Chris. One of my favorite parts of your show, RIP VIN

[@okstevie11]

16:30 lol wait but I CAN speak Japanese and I used to live in Japan 😅 also when I was there I got a few friends hooked on your stuff! Cuz m'true baby for life 🤌🏼

[@thatguy9807]

This podcast has changed what I mean when I say I have a case of the Mondays. Love it. RUNK.

[@thedreflacko]

It's Thursday doe

[@thatguy9807]

@@thedreflacko exactly! Plus I'm watching this next Monday cuz I'm living in the future, m'baby!

[@KevKellum]

Sammy Davis Jr being in his text inbox is 1000x more hilarious when you consider the fact he’s been dead for 30+ years 😂😂😂😂

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

That’s the joke bro!!!

[@KevKellum]

🙏🏽

[@NSTLgng]

First time hearing a joke? Lmao

[@smack348]

Wait wait wait. The guy WAS STILL IN HIS CAR AND COULD’VE PARKED SOMEWHERE ELSE THO RIGHT?

[@agallagher666]

hey chris OOPS haven't seen any NEW HAMPSHIRE dates at all...ya got somethin against the granite state or whaaaaaaaaaat??!!

[@Rondogz]

Ron is a great name! 😊

[@seanwood3309]

You went with the medium to dark Just for Men and it’s sitting just right

[@tylerboucher3582]

Didn’t know Chris got a job at the bowling alley

[@CB0915]

Majors is literally supposed to be the new Thanos in the MCU. Kang is supposed to be tha big bad going fwd for the next 2 Avengers movies 😬😬

[@benbolton4221]

“can i see your tongue?” “wacha doin tonight?” he is your son 100% man 😂😂

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

God, that shirt is...

[@dennismchugh501]

Aye dawg why you think I don’t know Japanese dawg, I actually don’t but aye aye why you gotta say like that dawg

[@ollieoverthesky0000]

Hey Chris! Gotta prove you wrong. Been your fan for over 6 years and guess what….. I speak fluent Japanese 😄

[@mattalexandrescu134]

Love the baseball commentator impression you did. Had me dying of laughter. And I love when you tell any stories about Calvin or William, it really makes you seem more human

[@uueyesh8909]

More human?.. Get him out the log cabbin bro.. No casuals.

[@Abletoth]

This is being suppressed. 1.1k likes in 10 hours? the normal vids do double.

[@richi1235]

fascinating how unashamed one can be while being so obviously shameful

[@phinsup402]

So many shades on that shirt.....pick one, dude! What are you?

[@drquack1217]

Bad shirt! Wahooo!

[@bc6828]

Only podcast I watch always a great pick me up 💯🤝🏻

[@brycencarlson8219]

That parking story at the beginning made me BRM hahaha

[@helllajennifer]

Tucker was becoming too anti war and they let him go

[@cozmonauts932]

Why is a comedian walking on eggshells talking about a guy who’s obviously crazy?

[@AAAFate]

KZbin has rules about misgendering people especially Dylan. They are messing with channels according to other youtubers

[@TomanLeader]

Nah keep talking about your kids shit is hilarious

[@christacastillo4491]

😌 the last 30 seconds with Calvin 💕 so cute! Best ending 🥰

[@DSzabo-rw3gm]

Make friends in the comments section you guys ✌️. Some folks seem like they need a nap this week! ❤

[@jeromescogna3776]

where the fuck is there still a kmart!?!?!😅😂

[@tacticalchili]

Did he buy that shirt out the JCpenny catalog?

[@kattrzs]

Almost the same parking situation happened to me at the laundromat. The guy just stared at me cause he couldn’t get out. I was parked in the middle only one there. 😂

[@zayr7279]

the joke you gave up on had me crying lmao

[@Alsacien]

Calvin's callback at the end was superb and he wasn't even in the room when Chris joked about his son's socialization techniques. There was no more genuine smile on the planet than Chris's at that moment. Yeah dude, you and Kristin made the most perfect sweetheart.

[@bugzy510_]

Bowling shirts coming back into style now ?

[@fambamfunnyvideosyabut8282]

“It’s like I mutually agreed to be cut off of Army of the dead” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@elizabethhanning2166]

Pa pa pa pa pa pump up the algo

[@andye5724]

I heard lil kids are like drunk midgets.. idk if thats true but its what ive heard. Thanks for the stories most comedians wouldnt share those moments.

[@midwestmaniack]

Chris when you said your a woman and paused, for a split nanosecond you turned into Sandra Bullock from The Unforgivable.

[@xankyou1]

Grow or die merch is amazing!

[@mdivito11]

Chris on that much coffee would be the greatest silly goose time ever

[@PatricellisParadise]

I would have not been able to hold it together if a guy in his own car boxed himself in and had the audacity to ask me to move 😂 bro call the cops because you are going to need them, your safety is in danger because I'm going to explode

[@dextergray1670]

Tucker and Lemon will have respective podcast before the year is out. They have their own followings, the show don't stop.

[@davidwales9657]

My only daughter is about the same age as Calvin and i absolutely love hearing about your son. Talk about whatever you want, it's your podcast. There's a billion podcasts that aren't yours. Make your podcast yours.

[@ureawizardharry]

Dude im so glad u brought up this ezra. Cant wait for them to fire his ass

[@LiveAtEs]

The Flash should genuinely be protested against. He’s got some daaaaaaaark charges. I swear if that movie makes money, I will lose a lot of faith in Americans.

[@onethree5]

that shirt is so fire

[@antifreeze3792]

Hey chris... stop pausing.. I think my audio is fucked.. the brinks truck was sensational 👏 bags... stop pausing

[@melissasalsbury4705]

Kay. Whats going on with the bronzer.

[@dantombs4229]

That's 3 shirts in 1

[@mi9r]

Laughed hard at the Army of the Dead comment. I get replacing D’elia in that moment but with Notaro, c’mon… a lampshade could have done a better job.

[@bunnysniper007]

Was it zack Snyder’s decision to remove Chris from the movie or the studio? Love Chris and love zack so idk how to feel

[@mikemcginnis1288]

It's good to hear Calvin is doing awesome the whole podcast . Grats.

[@felmaxofficial172]

LMAOOOO "DR FUCKING SANKAAA aaaaaah i dont give a fxck about that joke" the way you gave up on that is 10/10

[@Greeezy]

It's really fucked up that Gambit isn't in any major marvel movie. Gambit and Rogue storyline would have been lit.

[@wtfsalommy3250]

X Men Uncanny from 93'

[@Greeezy]

​@@wtfsalommy3250 I loved those comics.

[@SupergoodStudios]

That’s ok

[@theronhayden4671]

Calvin's inner John Cena come out early......CANT SEE ME! just needs a lil more tweeking on the "can't see me" hand move.

[@PiccolosDaughter]

"One bad guy into the video game Silent Hill..." Please stream the Silent Hill 2 remake on Twitch when it comes out later this year. Silent Hill 2 is one of the best games ever, EVER!

[@knowcass20]

This week on A Parent Enjoys his Children. God dude. Boring

[@robgallagher6536]

Was a big fan until you started promoting CBD gummies and products. Just eat Haribo or Trolli. Tastes a lot better. CBD is decent for joint pain. But is completely placebo for stress and other symptoms. Don't be soft eat some real THC

[@kasperkap]

Hey guy! When Chris is looking through his phone silently... EDIT IT OUT. RIGHT?

[@leonardascorpius5304]

Hey Chris, I actually do speak Japanese and listen to all your podcasts, been to your standup, too. And female. Just FYI 😸

[@landonlinz7664]

About the beginning talking about wishing sour gummies were healthy, free cheat code: sour gummy vitamins.

[@joshelmore2205]

I still can't believe you're stuck at 586k subs. It's crazy that YT won't let you move beyond that.

[@sheridan7475]

9:58 LOL

[@Abrahamhamham]

All these stories about family and enjoying simple things that the majority of people in the world do, feel like Chris lived in a hole for 40 years and now he's starting to come out and see the sun. But it's all good. Peace and love.

[@MorganJagermeister]

I love seeing Chris this excited and happy about his kids. When he has a silly goose Time we all have a silly goose time. Sleeping is scary for kids because they don’t understand where they go when they dream. I was a “ leave the door a little open.” Kid because I was scared of sleeping.

[@2os2syllables]

Hello fellow babies. Awhile back Chris had a story about a stripper sobbing in his arms asking him to "take her away from here" and he nevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuggedddit. I am hoping a friend in the comments could tell me the number/title of that episode.

[@MilkshakeSnake360]

I’m eatin sushi and watching the pod cuz food tastes better with entertainment, fuck yeah dude! In the moment, savoring the food and chillin’ in the tall grass

[@Billy05923]

The ending was awesome. Calvin rockin the Little Sleepies!

[@ISaaCi521]

Chris thinking that what was obviously dirt was actually coffee grinds proves how much he’s in a coffee shop and not outside

[@gravitalis]

The Armenian thing with the flowers got me. Persians are the same.

[@johncole4882]

S'deeper

[@Zenlessgreens]

I like this stuff… *removes never touched by man or machine plastic*

[@Makeupbyrach18]

LOL, my dad and my fiancés dad are both named Ron!!! Poor guys! 😂

[@dudethatsmycat]

I thought Chris made up the “all get out phrase” and this chick on tinder used it and I messaged her like “Delia fan? 🤓” and she replied with “wtf no?”

[@rickyp1494]

Oh shit he said it 😂..with the hands over his mouth lol

[@Tamesis66]

I love your shirt! It's giving me 90s vibes! Also, I don't normally like hearing about other people's kids (esp since I never had any myself), but the way you tell the stories about him is interesting, funny and engaging. I approve. 👍

[@zackerybishop6518]

Thank GOD

[@TheAdam2877]

The guy getting in Tuckers space should have been knocked the hell out. Not that Tucker would do it or that its always right to answer with violence but that man was looking to stir up trouble. There should be consequences for getting in someones space acting in a threatening manner.

[@Buclock]

I'm glad you got cut from Army of the dead , because that movie was fucking garbage, one of the rare few movies I had to shut off mid way through. It had way too much stupid for one movie

[@JulianJefferson-p7c]

What kinda shirt does he have on!?!? So Fabulous 💯💪Daddy dressin sharp!