The HARDEST I've Laughed in a While (311) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Have you SEEN the new dates? chrisdelia.com/tour

[@GoldenBender500]

“Oh, you’re right, I had much more room next to the Bloody Guts” - Stephen Hawking

[@mattclarkphotography]

BLEW UP laughing at the "what the hellllllllllll, ohhh my god no wayyayayaaaaay" button timing. DED.

[@tonyliu9982]

What’s the name of the instagram page this sound bite is from?

[@JAHL3RS]

​@Tony Liu Look up "Jordan never did that move" lol

[@kc96pba]

​@@JAHL3RS HOLD ON BROTHA HOLD ONNN

[@tonyliu9982]

@@JAHL3RS thank you!!

[@TheJschafer89]

These last few episodes have been fire, feels more like the older episodes. S'killin it

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

No one laughs at Chris Delia's jokes harder than Chris delia.😂

[@gorillachronicles]

That's because he's not funny on stage his act as a rip off of Mitch hedberg but poorly done on podcasts and talking with people he's pretty funny

[@psychobeefsticker]

Especially on podcasts with other people and the drawn out loud words and yelling for no reason. And btw he says "make friends in the comments" because if u say anything negative about him he will block u!!! I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT.

[@Squirtle_Bob]

​@Gorilla Chronicles bruh, use some punctuation, for the love of God

[@LiveAtEs]

@@gorillachronicles Bru what you here for?? Get a life

[@Camelhumps67]

No one laughs at him in the first place. Delia is trash looooool 😂

[@MSUParker]

Dude that rant that starts at 11:50..... HOLY SHIT I couldn't stop laughing

[@g32.recitales]

dyed his hair

[@nathanlienard8820]

The biggest mind fuck about becoming a dad for the second time is that you learn your love is not divided by two...it's multiplied by two. Congrats to you guys. As a father of 3 with my oldest starting college in the fall, I can tell you it will fly by. I know you know that but trust me, it's goes so much faster than you think. P.S. Dig the name.

[@CARLSOLBERG]

@@seva1957 Yeah im sure its gonna be up to you

[@youngorangee]

sounds like the computer is the problem, color wheeling?

[@gqedpbeicq]

Man his AI voice shit is the funniest shit ever on earth lmao

[@4DMIIR]

Congratulations on William. S'British but okay ❤️

[@HUSHMONEYBAND]

11:40 this whole bit had me rolling 😂😂

[@doghunter717]

Chris’ podcasts both Congratulations and Lifeline deserve better numbers.

[@jamesd1586]

Also huge congrats on the newborn!!

[@StackRunItUp]

Did you just say “also” without saying anything before it?

[@Christopher-oi9jo]

@@StackRunItUp also, I think he did.

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

Wow I just had my 2nd child about 5 days ago too and my first is as old as Calvin. Goin thru it with D'elia 😂

[@MrJMO78]

@11:50 legit shit my pants. When Steven hawking came across the screen, I almost died. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MarkYela]

I figured out the shadow ban, its the theme music saying 'Congratulations mother fucker' in the first 1min of the pod. These are the kind of investigatory insights ill be brining to the log cabin

[@darthpoop444]

This needs more likes

[@jackhodge1360]

Mchenry? Sounds like a sandwich at McDonald’s. Should have just named him #2. Congrats on the combo meal bro.

[@Grassrootsmind]

EPISODE "311" ON 4/20?!?! 🤯

[@leaholivia4565]

Sometimes things just work out perfectly for us babies...

[@Hardcastle83]

Timestamp on hard laugh, I have very limited time.

[@Ty01010]

34:47 I think it is this part.

[@ColorfulMindedGoat]

"See now it's locked in place" is a classic, been a baby since day one

[@mikeg3950]

5:03 I swear to god when Chris said “my wife’s head if full of…” I said “silly putty” out loud, and THEN Chris said it. Probably won’t believe me but it happened. Did anyone else think silly putty?

[@sixphilly1841]

I believe you, but I thought he was gonna say sludge

[@318fugaizy6]

Bro don’t take breaks for no one. Instantly getting back on tour

[@christiane.c.1852]

Activate that muffhukkin algo, babies

[@ToXIIcGummYBeaR]

Workin that algorithm for you! MAKIN FRIENDS in the comments

[@reskepa7028]

WILLIAM : Willy , Liam, Billy, Guillermo, memo

[@racheller8753]

Matt was great on the Sunday show he actually had a chance to finish some sentences and some thoughts and he was hilarious!!

[@Dirt_Merchant]

It’s like you’ve never been around siblings before. Dork.

[@shabrinaz9877]

Whats with the Royal King's name? William and Henry (Prince Harry)

[@Hovdenesfilms]

Bro women just don’t think when they drive sometimes, like they want to do it their way. So your right there not bad drivers they just be a savage and don’t think of it as we hurt when we do something to our vehicles.

[@WildBillyGardening]

Im the 3rd william(Billy). My dad/grandfather all went as Billy as a kid and later just Bill. Ive been noticing after about age 30, it just becomes Bill whether you ask for it or not haha.

[@changinlooks1]

As a log cabin member AND a licensed cosmetologist in a state that requires more hours than even California for that education, it is in fact wise not to wash your hair daily. Is it going to kill you or make you a “dirt bag”? Nope. It’s fine! Oils produced by your scalp aren’t harmful! Sdeeper but I had to say it. Welcome to the new boss man and cabin crew, Willy!

[@michaelroach3375]

Congratulations to You and your wife!!!!

[@avasianfpv]

Will you ever come to Winnipeg?

[@Ahcoolman]

I listened to the beat box section 6 times at work. I've had the same though about those inhales over the years. Oh, you're hyperventilating?!?! Cool dude!

[@meetkat_millennium2678]

I’m living the car scratch issue 😂 so accurate

[@TaliaX99]

That’s Italian hair, Chris. You wash your hair. First day, it’s fucking gross. Second day, it looks fantastic. Third and fourth day, back to gross. We’re greasy, disgusting, and beautiful.

[@kc96pba]

Thanks for providing silly goose times and belly laughs, 35:00 is one of those things ive always believed but never heard said to make me realise it was there 😂😂 y'kno no music does that

[@jasonrodriguez5716]

I cried when all my kids where born with each one of my baby mothers.

[@Nick-fb9uq]

William "Gladiator Helmet Face" D'Elia

[@sunridgehomeinc.8628]

Just wanted to say. You’re inspiring me to hang with my son right now, before I have the second child. I’ll catch up later! Thanks Chris.

[@IvIiami]

The stephen hawking bit killed me lmfaoooooo

[@johnlychans8220]

This should have been a part of your special!!! My wife is on the ground laughing her ass off, Needless to say, we relate, unfortunately...

[@joeycassata6540]

Chris we can’t stop talking about the San Antonio show… funniest show of my fucking life

[@TheRadiance0315]

I totally took Chris as a guy who would go to Coachella.

[@kylecalderon5680]

@35:40 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@laura.pomeroy]

CONGRATS your new lil baby🥹 He’s adorbs!!!

[@BeetrootFamily]

Congratulations to you both Chris!! Gotta work on that girl man, I'm telling you, it's SO much different.

[@jinkums]

Who else went on google and looked up cap?

[@lavaguebeats]

52:22 real ones know 😂

[@matthewharetakis]

Runk

[@trashhumper]

A-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaa

[@1990Co]

This cast made me realized I’ve never owned a car without a scratch in it cause man I don’t care if a car has a scratch That being said I would still go to battle over it

[@isaacrayburn969]

If somebody else scratches your car could be your own mother your gonna be heated

[@brianmarquez2819]

Beatbox part had my cryin!!🤣

[@Ahcoolman]

My dude! 🤣🤣🤣 Had me tears at work!

[@SuchaLadie]

Stephen Hawking 😂😂😂yayayaya😅😅

[@TrulyValued]

I’ve watched the Steven Hawking part about 15 times now & still cry 😂

[@thecorrectoification]

I have a suggestion for solving the wi-fi issue permanently. First of all, convert your router and all connected devices to 802.11ax hardware instead of 802.11ac hardware. That will definitely make a huge difference. Also, MAKE SURE it's using 2.4Ghz frequency instead of 5Ghz frequency, that will help it penetrate walls and help with range, and because of switching to the 802.11ax hardware instead of the 802.11ac hardware, the latency and packet loss will be minimal as a muthafocker. And lastly, try using a less common bandwidth channel by using a wi-fi scanner app on your phone and seeing which channel is the least occupied in your house, out of all the wireless signals within range, and then set your wi-fi router to use that less occupied channel. 👌

[@jacklacanna9563]

McHenry? Lol

[@willwilson7290]

Just don't call him Squilliam like my little brother calls me. I'm 32 and he STILL calls me this. Ssssss'bad but all good. Sssssss'lame but allllll good. My real name is even worse. Will Wilson. Was my mom drinking when she named me? Probably. Have I made peace with it? Eeeeeeyes! Still a bad name but alllll good. Congrats, Chris. You deserve this blessing.

[@Seanecash]

Since when don’t woman care about your possessions?? You mean they don’t care when they have them all, like yours!

[@l.l.l8606]

Sucks how Chris thinks the medicalisation if labor and birth is normal. I guess its the 'new normal'. Woman have been having healthy babies without medical intervention for thousands of years. The coercive assumptions that birthing with medical assistance/intervention is the only appropriate means of birthing is just a wee bit sad. A medicalized birth is viewed as "conditions to be treated", rather than as natural process. He speaks about how it's so complicated. The medical staff make it complicated. : (

[@ashlinhart5190]

Totaled my husband's truck and I did care, but I'm a shiiiiiiity driver. Like refuse to drive at night and am happy to ride shotgun with my hubs shiiiiiiity. He's a pro and I'm basically like a 12 yr old go-kart driver 😂 Thank goodness he loves me anyways

[@An93la.]

30:00 had me dying !!! 😂😂😂 the faces 😂😂😂 the hold back lol don't no Coachella all bad looks fun all bad. #FrankOchean

[@mommacomicslucy9172]

Im leave here in Coachella valley and i never been to Coachella fest and i dont think I will go. Like you said. I rather go to stage coach. I dont even know country music 😅.

[@CAPSTRES]

I love Congargillations.

[@Chef_Betty81]

Birth is actually super simple bro. Had two huge 8 pound 1oz babies at home, no doctor, no drugs. No interventions. Smooth sailing

[@mesomeone8684]

Yeèeèeeyes! Dude! Hey congratulations on the new addition to the cult man! Parenthood is beautiful. Just nickname him bill off the bat. Not many kids called Bill these days!

[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

This is a golden episode

[@thechronicler159]

I guess if you like watching ped0s it is

[@RoryOConnor]

Congrats🎉 Kristen & Chris, no doubt another legend! Trilly.. could be a cool nickname, especially when humanity goes beyond money! #AI 😊

[@christopherwebb9649]

Look what he's planning, planning not to wash his hair and he's panicing. Wife inducing Will on blame bam banikin. A scratch on the car door near the floorboards while he's world touring. Hair grease on way too many napkins!!!

[@robsgotit1]

McHenry

[@STRGHTVIDS]

Pueblo Colorado lol cool. How about putting some mother effing time stamps on your videos with the topics

[@betteryou7hanme]

"I am pleading for a time when hatred and cruelty will not control the hearts of men. When we can learn by reason and judgment and understanding that all life is worth saving, and that mercy is the highest attribute of man. That's on god, your honor. Periodt." - Clarence Darrow

[@sir_squonks_alot_castro4438]

Hey man! Wash your hair with at least water and shampoo every other day cuz I don’t wna smell your scalp when I get on a elevator….. KAYYYYYYY

[@carnivorouspotato]

Chris doing Stephen Hawking's laugh Me: "YAh YAh YAh"

[@luckyboltz29]

I’ve listened to this episode twice today cause it made me cackle multiple times. By any chance, was it uncle Vinny that backed your dads car into the other one. Loves those anecdotes

[@SAMTHEMANNN]

“Everyone is such a fucking MORON in this life! For anyone to judge anyone is insane dude.” 💯

[@tifffff9451]

The problem is you're probably still washing your hair too much so your skin is overcompensating and producing more oil.

[@rowdytomcat]

The air national guardsman was a previous employee of mine; I can’t tell you where or when. I’m willing to come on anonymous and give information on him based on my experience of supervising him.

[@Vekenstein]

"McHenry" sounds like a name that you would've made fun of a couple years ago Chris.

[@danegage8966]

Honestly, condition it everyday man you wont regret it. Dont shampoo everyday but definitely condition it

[@therealchenoa]

Your hair looks really clean actually. Ignore peeps. Congrats on the new baby boy!

[@LiveAtEs]

Clearly my client put it “on God” your honor and from his tone you can tell he’s dead ass.

[@miami7446]

American's pronounce some words so strangely. Lol to brits and aussies, we pronounce it: bogan villeas.

[@justiceturner7967]

Laying in bed at 11:30pm, then I hear “it’s destroyed”. Shit made me laugh out loud.

[@Tyler-qh9jm]

Might as well get the 587K tattoo at this point. What the heeeeeeeeeellllll ohhhh my goOoOd no way-ay-ay-ay-ay-ayyyyuhh

[@wasab33]

Another boy?! Congratulations, Double DaD (trips D)!!!

[@DWet23]

just wanna thank you for coming to cincinnati i saw you last time when you were here for the follow the leader tour… had me crying the whole time! VERY EXCITED BABIESSSSS

[@iLoveMeSomeFire]

What are the odds of an insurance commercial playing while you’re talking about the damage to your car bro?

[@Nanokeeps]

I will never, ever have any babies. I needed this podcast. Welcome to the Log Cabin baby!

[@buckashisensei]

Frank Ocean next song like "I got a papercut , don't feel like singing no more" then just vibes for the rest of the song

[@LaceUp207]

Young Thug says, ayyy bruh, I’ll give you an extra $100k if you say 🧢

[@dhanks]

Had a friend who went by Bill, but his parents always called him William. So we did what kids do and called him Billiam and we still do to this day in a friendly manner.

[@LifeRips]

I was really hoping he would talk about the after birth because of how he described the birth I’ve never laughed so hard lmao

[@jakedunham2055]

Schedule a Vancouver show please don’t make me go to Alberta please god it’s so cold and ugly there

[@deansilva8401]

Chris why don't you put some padding on the risky edges that she goes so close to? Would be alot cheaper than continually repairing the cars

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

Preesh the use of medical terms so as not to offend the women here.

[@DegenOxygen]

“Gunna lose”😂😂 that’s whT I heard when Chris said that about the trial

[@tracidouglas2529]

The hair....did Bryan do that? Made you self conscious about it.. it does look better today😊

[@Absentfear_]

He’s an Aries baby!

[@ritishify]

First and probably last time I will ever see you, dude, but your hair rocks. Farewell lol.

[@Labuenavidasurf]

First s'British comment, congratulations with William lots of love