The HARDEST I've Laughed in a While (311) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Have you SEEN the new dates? chrisdelia.com/tour

[@GoldenBender500]

“Oh, you’re right, I had much more room next to the Bloody Guts” - Stephen Hawking

[@mattclarkphotography]

BLEW UP laughing at the "what the hellllllllllll, ohhh my god no wayyayayaaaaay" button timing. DED.

[@tonyliu9982]

What’s the name of the instagram page this sound bite is from?

[@JAHL3RS]

​@Tony Liu Look up "Jordan never did that move" lol

[@kc96pba]

​@@JAHL3RS HOLD ON BROTHA HOLD ONNN

[@tonyliu9982]

@@JAHL3RS thank you!!

[@nathanlienard8820]

The biggest mind fuck about becoming a dad for the second time is that you learn your love is not divided by two...it's multiplied by two. Congrats to you guys. As a father of 3 with my oldest starting college in the fall, I can tell you it will fly by. I know you know that but trust me, it's goes so much faster than you think. P.S. Dig the name.

[@CARLSOLBERG]

@@seva1957 Yeah im sure its gonna be up to you

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

No one laughs at Chris Delia's jokes harder than Chris delia.😂

[@CrashoutsDaily]

That's because he's not funny on stage his act as a rip off of Mitch hedberg but poorly done on podcasts and talking with people he's pretty funny

[@psychobeefsticker]

Especially on podcasts with other people and the drawn out loud words and yelling for no reason. And btw he says "make friends in the comments" because if u say anything negative about him he will block u!!! I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT.

[@Squirtle_Bob]

​@Gorilla Chronicles bruh, use some punctuation, for the love of God

[@LiveAtEs]

@@CrashoutsDaily Bru what you here for?? Get a life

[@Camelhumps67]

No one laughs at him in the first place. Delia is trash looooool 😂

[@TheJschafer89]

These last few episodes have been fire, feels more like the older episodes. S'killin it

[@MSUParker]

Dude that rant that starts at 11:50..... HOLY SHIT I couldn't stop laughing

[@HUSHMONEYBAND]

11:40 this whole bit had me rolling 😂😂

[@MrJMO78]

@11:50 legit shit my pants. When Steven hawking came across the screen, I almost died. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@coloradomotion1836]

As someone from Colorado, I love when he said, “I’ll be in Pueblo, Colorado for some reason.” lol

[@doghunter717]

Chris’ podcasts both Congratulations and Lifeline deserve better numbers.

[@ColorfulMindedGoat]

"See now it's locked in place" is a classic, been a baby since day one

[@youngorangee]

sounds like the computer is the problem, color wheeling?

[@brianmarquez2819]

Beatbox part had my cryin!!🤣

[@Ahcoolman]

My dude! 🤣🤣🤣 Had me tears at work!

[@joeycassata6540]

Chris we can’t stop talking about the San Antonio show… funniest show of my fucking life

[@meetkat_millennium2678]

I’m living the car scratch issue 😂 so accurate

[@jamieholien8694]

There is so much more light in your eyeballs. You can really tell how your new son and family just lights you up and fills you with love :)

[@laura.pomeroy]

CONGRATS your new lil baby🥹 He’s adorbs!!!

[@michaelroach3375]

Congratulations to You and your wife!!!!

[@g32.recitales]

dyed his hair

[@jamesd1586]

Also huge congrats on the newborn!!

[@StackRunItUp]

Did you just say “also” without saying anything before it?

[@Christopher-oi9jo]

@@StackRunItUp also, I think he did.

[@luckyboltz29]

I’ve listened to this episode twice today cause it made me cackle multiple times. By any chance, was it uncle Vinny that backed your dads car into the other one. Loves those anecdotes

[@IvIiami]

The stephen hawking bit killed me lmfaoooooo

[@racheller8753]

Matt was great on the Sunday show he actually had a chance to finish some sentences and some thoughts and he was hilarious!!

[@Dirt_Merchant]

It’s like you’ve never been around siblings before. Dork.

[@Hovdenesfilms]

Bro women just don’t think when they drive sometimes, like they want to do it their way. So your right there not bad drivers they just be a savage and don’t think of it as we hurt when we do something to our vehicles.

[@adri_rck]

23:10 😂 old lady that has just seen the most brilliant Bugambilias 😂😂😂

[@kc96pba]

Thanks for providing silly goose times and belly laughs, 35:00 is one of those things ive always believed but never heard said to make me realise it was there 😂😂 y'kno no music does that

[@AdrianG96247]

38:33 i get pissed too when my work computer decides to slooooooow dooooown😂

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

Wow I just had my 2nd child about 5 days ago too and my first is as old as Calvin. Goin thru it with D'elia 😂

[@juanitaleak6482]

Congratulations to you all 🎉on the beautiful little angel William. So exciting!! ❤

[@anthonyplanzo1082]

😂😂😂😂 in tears for the first 15 mins of this epsiode👏👏👏👏👏

[@sunridgehomeinc.8628]

Just wanted to say. You’re inspiring me to hang with my son right now, before I have the second child. I’ll catch up later! Thanks Chris.

[@jon4915]

You’re still the funniest guy I’ve ever heard. When you were still relatively unknown, I showed your bit about thugs to my little cousin like “You GOTTA see this!”. I can still hear him dying laughing when you did the “aw-AWW!” thug birdcall lol. Love ya dude

[@DegenOxygen]

“Gunna lose”😂😂 that’s whT I heard when Chris said that about the trial

[@justiceturner7967]

Laying in bed at 11:30pm, then I hear “it’s destroyed”. Shit made me laugh out loud.

[@scottgooding9935]

9:12-10:09 not knowing the difference between "induce" and "induct." 😂

[@jeremiahgandy8447]

Best day of the week my babies!

[@318fugaizy6]

Bro don’t take breaks for no one. Instantly getting back on tour

[@mikeg3950]

5:03 I swear to god when Chris said “my wife’s head if full of…” I said “silly putty” out loud, and THEN Chris said it. Probably won’t believe me but it happened. Did anyone else think silly putty?

[@sixphilly]

I believe you, but I thought he was gonna say sludge

[@MarkYela]

I figured out the shadow ban, its the theme music saying 'Congratulations mother fucker' in the first 1min of the pod. These are the kind of investigatory insights ill be brining to the log cabin

[@darthpoop444]

This needs more likes

[@souldierkid]

5:40 can we PLEASE make "S'noyying" a thing 😂😂

[@ChildishGambeaner]

I die laughing every time you do the Pump it Up bit 😂

[@changinlooks1]

As a log cabin member AND a licensed cosmetologist in a state that requires more hours than even California for that education, it is in fact wise not to wash your hair daily. Is it going to kill you or make you a “dirt bag”? Nope. It’s fine! Oils produced by your scalp aren’t harmful! Sdeeper but I had to say it. Welcome to the new boss man and cabin crew, Willy!

[@mikeydelight146]

Dude the beatboxing bit had my howling

[@roscoebiscoe7376]

Bravo on the computer talk. Old School hilarity. 😂😂😂

[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

This is a golden episode

[@thechronicler159]

I guess if you like watching ped0s it is

[@Ahcoolman]

I listened to the beat box section 6 times at work. I've had the same though about those inhales over the years. Oh, you're hyperventilating?!?! Cool dude!

[@samanthadavison]

Who could hate her she’s an angel

[@TrulyValued]

I’ve watched the Steven Hawking part about 15 times now & still cry 😂

[@thatsyouropinion9434]

He nailed it. Everyone keeps saying I should care about my rims but I don’t and I won’t. My car as been scraped by strangers 3 times I did not care

[@aliciastewart2892]

UGH - why do I take sips of drinks before these bits 🤣

[@gqedpbeicq]

Man his AI voice shit is the funniest shit ever on earth lmao

[@Mysterybox007]

Awesome news on the new baby. Hopefully your sons become best friends man, congrats

[@Lib_exorcist]

The poof with effect had me dying 😂

[@Mdjagg]

Bro bro, you're a dad Dad, for real for real!

[@dhanks]

Had a friend who went by Bill, but his parents always called him William. So we did what kids do and called him Billiam and we still do to this day in a friendly manner.

[@45montini]

15:56 ok that fire effect was insane !

[@lylestyle]

Oh Jesus the pulling in and scraping the car rant 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@ejlea]

Congratulations to you, as well as Kristin and Calvin! You have a beautiful family Chris. Love that you still somehow make time for these weekly pods and your fans. Life is rippin lately and I hope the same for you and all the rest of the babies 🤙🏼

[@rorygustin5156]

😂 "i think he keyed iiiiiiiiittaaaah" 😅

[@christiane.c.1852]

Activate that muffhukkin algo, babies

[@Nanokeeps]

I will never, ever have any babies. I needed this podcast. Welcome to the Log Cabin baby!

[@househeartbeats]

The art of living with Matthew McConaughey just showed up in the ads hahaha 😂

[@franklee9985]

The explosion edits 🤌🤣

[@jackhodge1360]

Mchenry? Sounds like a sandwich at McDonald’s. Should have just named him #2. Congrats on the combo meal bro.

[@DDrrjj_j]

Workin that algorithm for you! MAKIN FRIENDS in the comments

[@househeartbeats]

Congrats on the baby!!! BILLIAM DELIA hahah 😂

[@angeliquew69]

Congratulations to you and your family ❤

[@betteryou7hanme]

"I am pleading for a time when hatred and cruelty will not control the hearts of men. When we can learn by reason and judgment and understanding that all life is worth saving, and that mercy is the highest attribute of man. That's on god, your honor. Periodt." - Clarence Darrow

[@4DMIIR]

Congratulations on William. S'British but okay ❤️

[@Grassrootsmind]

EPISODE "311" ON 4/20?!?! 🤯

[@leaholivia4565]

Sometimes things just work out perfectly for us babies...

[@aminimal_]

Editing was on point today

[@TheRadiance0315]

I totally took Chris as a guy who would go to Coachella.

[@mabez9154]

That was the best first ever baby cry of all time.

[@pjs5908]

Thousand percent this all needs to be in next special. Quality pod 😅

[@andyschulz9087]

Love ya Chris. Congrats on the birth of your new son

[@lolosolodolo1]

6:09 I literally spit my chipotle out and cough laughed like I had COVID.

[@lavaguebeats]

52:22 real ones know 😂

[@JohnnyTronNetwork]

Congrats again Chris

[@cindycasas4631]

congrats on the new baby! ❤

[@An93la.]

30:00 had me dying !!! 😂😂😂 the faces 😂😂😂 the hold back lol don't no Coachella all bad looks fun all bad. #FrankOchean

[@ryanb9581]

Congrats to you and your family!

[@MeeksDaSneaks]

ugh, jus love this podcast, haduh comment twice 🔥🔥❤️❤️

[@Nestle_Hustle]

I mean what other advertisement do you need. This title of the pod has me s'excited

[@BlairBryngelson]

40:46 - this YERNAMEAN lawyer is great

[@shaeanemusic]

26:19 the way he says “oh for fuck sake”

[@tiki333halfevil8]

Episode Title .. I second that emotion!!😂

[@therealchenoa]

Your hair looks really clean actually. Ignore peeps. Congrats on the new baby boy!

[@avasianfpv]

Will you ever come to Winnipeg?

[@bromandudeguy4626]

The pic of chris with alpo on his face cracked me dude.

[@WildBillyGardening]

Im the 3rd william(Billy). My dad/grandfather all went as Billy as a kid and later just Bill. Ive been noticing after about age 30, it just becomes Bill whether you ask for it or not haha.

[@thecorrectoification]

I have a suggestion for solving the wi-fi issue permanently. First of all, convert your router and all connected devices to 802.11ax hardware instead of 802.11ac hardware. That will definitely make a huge difference. Also, MAKE SURE it's using 2.4Ghz frequency instead of 5Ghz frequency, that will help it penetrate walls and help with range, and because of switching to the 802.11ax hardware instead of the 802.11ac hardware, the latency and packet loss will be minimal as a muthafocker. And lastly, try using a less common bandwidth channel by using a wi-fi scanner app on your phone and seeing which channel is the least occupied in your house, out of all the wireless signals within range, and then set your wi-fi router to use that less occupied channel. 👌

[@rusevsauve5111]

HELL YEAH MONTREAL CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU

[@philipebanks2125]

Perfect timing. Thanks Chris! Your the man!

[@BeetrootFamily]

Congratulations to you both Chris!! Gotta work on that girl man, I'm telling you, it's SO much different.

[@Mdjagg]

Your Hawking impersonation is top notch!

[@SixtyEightnOyouOne]

Congratulations 🍾!!!!!

[@deborahdobbie]

😂😂😂 always describing my life 😂 marriage and kids is amazing. And babe if you’re seeing this, sorry about the dent in the car. 😳

[@Alex-or3ns]

Last few weeks I get soo happy when I see a new congratulations episode cause I get to laugh for an hour every time 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@thechronicler159]

So you like content from a ped0

[@drewstein5403]

Is there a guy who does a better robot impersonation on this earth than Chris D’Elia?