The HARDEST I've Laughed in a While (311) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Have you SEEN the new dates? chrisdelia.com/tour

[@GoldenBender500]

“Oh, you’re right, I had much more room next to the Bloody Guts” - Stephen Hawking

[@nathanlienard8820]

The biggest mind fuck about becoming a dad for the second time is that you learn your love is not divided by two...it's multiplied by two. Congrats to you guys. As a father of 3 with my oldest starting college in the fall, I can tell you it will fly by. I know you know that but trust me, it's goes so much faster than you think. P.S. Dig the name.

[@CARLSOLBERG]

@@seva1957 Yeah im sure its gonna be up to you

[@TheJschafer89]

These last few episodes have been fire, feels more like the older episodes. S'killin it

[@mattclarkphotography]

BLEW UP laughing at the "what the hellllllllllll, ohhh my god no wayyayayaaaaay" button timing. DED.

[@tonyliu9982]

What’s the name of the instagram page this sound bite is from?

[@JAHL3RS]

​@Tony Liu Look up "Jordan never did that move" lol

[@kc96pba]

​@@JAHL3RS HOLD ON BROTHA HOLD ONNN

[@tonyliu9982]

@@JAHL3RS thank you!!

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

No one laughs at Chris Delia's jokes harder than Chris delia.😂

[@gorillachronicles]

That's because he's not funny on stage his act as a rip off of Mitch hedberg but poorly done on podcasts and talking with people he's pretty funny

[@psychobeefsticker]

Especially on podcasts with other people and the drawn out loud words and yelling for no reason. And btw he says "make friends in the comments" because if u say anything negative about him he will block u!!! I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT.

[@Squirtle_Bob]

​@Gorilla Chronicles bruh, use some punctuation, for the love of God

[@LiveAtEs]

@@gorillachronicles Bru what you here for?? Get a life

[@Camelhumps67]

No one laughs at him in the first place. Delia is trash looooool 😂

[@MSUParker]

Dude that rant that starts at 11:50..... HOLY SHIT I couldn't stop laughing

[@HUSHMONEYBAND]

11:40 this whole bit had me rolling 😂😂

[@ColorfulMindedGoat]

"See now it's locked in place" is a classic, been a baby since day one

[@MrJMO78]

@11:50 legit shit my pants. When Steven hawking came across the screen, I almost died. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeycassata6540]

Chris we can’t stop talking about the San Antonio show… funniest show of my fucking life

[@doghunter717]

Chris’ podcasts both Congratulations and Lifeline deserve better numbers.

[@meetkat_millennium2678]

I’m living the car scratch issue 😂 so accurate

[@brianmarquez2819]

Beatbox part had my cryin!!🤣

[@Ahcoolman]

My dude! 🤣🤣🤣 Had me tears at work!

[@jamieholien8694]

There is so much more light in your eyeballs. You can really tell how your new son and family just lights you up and fills you with love :)

[@coloradomotion1836]

As someone from Colorado, I love when he said, “I’ll be in Pueblo, Colorado for some reason.” lol

[@laura.pomeroy]

CONGRATS your new lil baby🥹 He’s adorbs!!!

[@luckyboltz29]

I’ve listened to this episode twice today cause it made me cackle multiple times. By any chance, was it uncle Vinny that backed your dads car into the other one. Loves those anecdotes

[@racheller8753]

Matt was great on the Sunday show he actually had a chance to finish some sentences and some thoughts and he was hilarious!!

[@Dirt_Merchant]

It’s like you’ve never been around siblings before. Dork.

[@jamesd1586]

Also huge congrats on the newborn!!

[@StackRunItUp]

Did you just say “also” without saying anything before it?

[@Christopher-oi9jo]

@@StackRunItUp also, I think he did.

[@mikeydelight146]

Dude the beatboxing bit had my howling

[@michaelroach3375]

Congratulations to You and your wife!!!!

[@DegenOxygen]

“Gunna lose”😂😂 that’s whT I heard when Chris said that about the trial

[@sunridgehomeinc.8628]

Just wanted to say. You’re inspiring me to hang with my son right now, before I have the second child. I’ll catch up later! Thanks Chris.

[@318fugaizy6]

Bro don’t take breaks for no one. Instantly getting back on tour

[@juanitaleak6482]

Congratulations to you all 🎉on the beautiful little angel William. So exciting!! ❤

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

Wow I just had my 2nd child about 5 days ago too and my first is as old as Calvin. Goin thru it with D'elia 😂

[@jeremiahgandy8447]

Best day of the week my babies!

[@jon4915]

You’re still the funniest guy I’ve ever heard. When you were still relatively unknown, I showed your bit about thugs to my little cousin like “You GOTTA see this!”. I can still hear him dying laughing when you did the “aw-AWW!” thug birdcall lol. Love ya dude

[@ChildishGambeaner]

I die laughing every time you do the Pump it Up bit 😂

[@anthonyplanzo1082]

😂😂😂😂 in tears for the first 15 mins of this epsiode👏👏👏👏👏

[@ejlea]

Congratulations to you, as well as Kristin and Calvin! You have a beautiful family Chris. Love that you still somehow make time for these weekly pods and your fans. Life is rippin lately and I hope the same for you and all the rest of the babies 🤙🏼

[@kc96pba]

Thanks for providing silly goose times and belly laughs, 35:00 is one of those things ive always believed but never heard said to make me realise it was there 😂😂 y'kno no music does that

[@mabez9154]

That was the best first ever baby cry of all time.

[@thatsyouropinion9434]

He nailed it. Everyone keeps saying I should care about my rims but I don’t and I won’t. My car as been scraped by strangers 3 times I did not care

[@Ahcoolman]

I listened to the beat box section 6 times at work. I've had the same though about those inhales over the years. Oh, you're hyperventilating?!?! Cool dude!

[@gqedpbeicq]

Man his AI voice shit is the funniest shit ever on earth lmao

[@dhanks]

Had a friend who went by Bill, but his parents always called him William. So we did what kids do and called him Billiam and we still do to this day in a friendly manner.

[@justiceturner7967]

Laying in bed at 11:30pm, then I hear “it’s destroyed”. Shit made me laugh out loud.

[@IvIiami]

The stephen hawking bit killed me lmfaoooooo

[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

This is a golden episode

[@thechronicler159]

I guess if you like watching ped0s it is

[@Liquorsnurf]

The poof with effect had me dying 😂

[@TrulyValued]

I’ve watched the Steven Hawking part about 15 times now & still cry 😂

[@Mysterybox007]

Awesome news on the new baby. Hopefully your sons become best friends man, congrats

[@youngorangee]

sounds like the computer is the problem, color wheeling?

[@roscoebiscoe7376]

Bravo on the computer talk. Old School hilarity. 😂😂😂

[@adri_rck]

23:10 😂 old lady that has just seen the most brilliant Bugambilias 😂😂😂

[@aliciastewart2892]

UGH - why do I take sips of drinks before these bits 🤣

[@TheRadiance0315]

I totally took Chris as a guy who would go to Coachella.

[@Mdjagg]

Bro bro, you're a dad Dad, for real for real!

[@souldierkid]

5:40 can we PLEASE make "S'noyying" a thing 😂😂

[@samanthadavison]

Who could hate her she’s an angel

[@jackhodge1360]

Mchenry? Sounds like a sandwich at McDonald’s. Should have just named him #2. Congrats on the combo meal bro.

[@MarkYela]

I figured out the shadow ban, its the theme music saying 'Congratulations mother fucker' in the first 1min of the pod. These are the kind of investigatory insights ill be brining to the log cabin

[@darthpoop444]

This needs more likes

[@g32.recitales]

dyed his hair

[@45montini]

15:56 ok that fire effect was insane !

[@pjs5908]

Thousand percent this all needs to be in next special. Quality pod 😅

[@Nanokeeps]

I will never, ever have any babies. I needed this podcast. Welcome to the Log Cabin baby!

[@franklee9985]

The explosion edits 🤌🤣

[@lylestyle]

Oh Jesus the pulling in and scraping the car rant 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Grassrootsmind]

EPISODE "311" ON 4/20?!?! 🤯

[@leaholivia4565]

Sometimes things just work out perfectly for us babies...

[@bromandudeguy4626]

The pic of chris with alpo on his face cracked me dude.

[@changinlooks1]

As a log cabin member AND a licensed cosmetologist in a state that requires more hours than even California for that education, it is in fact wise not to wash your hair daily. Is it going to kill you or make you a “dirt bag”? Nope. It’s fine! Oils produced by your scalp aren’t harmful! Sdeeper but I had to say it. Welcome to the new boss man and cabin crew, Willy!

[@DDrrjj_j]

Workin that algorithm for you! MAKIN FRIENDS in the comments

[@AdrianG96247]

38:33 i get pissed too when my work computer decides to slooooooow dooooown😂

[@angeliquew69]

Congratulations to you and your family ❤

[@LifeRips]

I was really hoping he would talk about the after birth because of how he described the birth I’ve never laughed so hard lmao

[@BeetrootFamily]

Congratulations to you both Chris!! Gotta work on that girl man, I'm telling you, it's SO much different.

[@DWet23]

just wanna thank you for coming to cincinnati i saw you last time when you were here for the follow the leader tour… had me crying the whole time! VERY EXCITED BABIESSSSS

[@ryanb9581]

Congrats to you and your family!

[@Mdjagg]

Your Hawking impersonation is top notch!

[@Nestle_Hustle]

I mean what other advertisement do you need. This title of the pod has me s'excited

[@rorygustin5156]

😂 "i think he keyed iiiiiiiiittaaaah" 😅

[@jasonrodriguez5716]

I cried when all my kids where born with each one of my baby mothers.

[@BlairBryngelson]

40:46 - this YERNAMEAN lawyer is great

[@tiki333halfevil8]

Episode Title .. I second that emotion!!😂

[@cindycasas4631]

congrats on the new baby! ❤

[@JohnnyTronNetwork]

Congrats again Chris

[@scottgooding9935]

9:12-10:09 not knowing the difference between "induce" and "induct." 😂

[@Alex-or3ns]

Last few weeks I get soo happy when I see a new congratulations episode cause I get to laugh for an hour every time 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@thechronicler159]

So you like content from a ped0

[@carterscustomrods]

Hitmen: "Please be kind, rewind!"

[@rusevsauve5111]

HELL YEAH MONTREAL CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU

[@OfficialBluePhoenix]

The beat boxing bit better go dummy viral

[@christiane.c.1852]

Activate that muffhukkin algo, babies

[@andyschulz9087]

Love ya Chris. Congrats on the birth of your new son

[@petronijevicvelimir8226]

Those grenades blew up so hard even I remembered

[@househeartbeats]

The art of living with Matthew McConaughey just showed up in the ads hahaha 😂

[@shaeanemusic]

26:19 the way he says “oh for fuck sake”

[@philipebanks2125]

Perfect timing. Thanks Chris! Your the man!

[@robertflood3007]

Chris has got to do some reviews on some of the beatboxers these days. They are crazy!

[@tumelo4526]

Those German contests are (brrrrtclick pooosshhhh) WILD!

[@robertflood3007]

Lots of countries are crazy with it. Americans, Russians, Japanese, French, etc all have taken beatboxing to a new level in the last decade.

[@tumelo4526]

​@@robertflood3007 definitely worth checking out!

[@JUMBOshrimp4848]

Congrats Chris🎉

[@aminimal_]

Editing was on point today

[@Corax19XIX]

Someone teach Chris D’Elia how to say the flowers probably haha

[@therealchenoa]

Your hair looks really clean actually. Ignore peeps. Congrats on the new baby boy!

[@househeartbeats]

Congrats on the baby!!! BILLIAM DELIA hahah 😂

[@lolosolodolo1]

6:09 I literally spit my chipotle out and cough laughed like I had COVID.

[@kaitlinmartin4809]

Congratulations! Welcome to the world William McHenry! My two nephews are named William and Henry, love the names!

[@thecorrectoification]

I have a suggestion for solving the wi-fi issue permanently. First of all, convert your router and all connected devices to 802.11ax hardware instead of 802.11ac hardware. That will definitely make a huge difference. Also, MAKE SURE it's using 2.4Ghz frequency instead of 5Ghz frequency, that will help it penetrate walls and help with range, and because of switching to the 802.11ax hardware instead of the 802.11ac hardware, the latency and packet loss will be minimal as a muthafocker. And lastly, try using a less common bandwidth channel by using a wi-fi scanner app on your phone and seeing which channel is the least occupied in your house, out of all the wireless signals within range, and then set your wi-fi router to use that less occupied channel. 👌

[@Nick-fb9uq]

William "Gladiator Helmet Face" D'Elia

[@stephenkoawl3453]

"I know there's Frank Ocean and shit at Coachella" oooOooOoooooo