Tuesdays With Stories -

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Mark and Joe get into this and that before Joe see's a woman get her coat stolen before he spends a while in a Whole Food's bathroom. There's some good stuff in here. Check it out!
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[@Sensible.Stacker]

The only two guys who can really make me laugh! No homo, just a little Tuesgay

[@Woji52]

Every week these gays make me laugh out loud and tolerate life for an hour or so

[@zander9191]

This is like listening to two guys doing impressions of each other

[@TheSunnymare]

Gay

[@brianhacker9194]

yeah guys I like it also 👍

[@domesticmisdeeds5299]

How come everyone forgets you were there mark. I believe you were right you need to start saying the N word more

[@abccoy]

"Marisa Tomei is 78 year old gmilf" Marisa Tomei is 56 and has no kids. Close though

[@logankozlowski1950]

I'm gonna throw this out to the universe and hope it comes true: Tuesdays with Stories meets History Hyenas. Make it happen boys

[@kyloshoren418]

This needs to happen!!

[@adrianvilla123]

This would be insane!!!! The amount of gays would be off the roof

[@capatheist]

Tuesday’s with stories meets history hyenas AT legion of skanks

[@rain7035]

Idk if I could handle all of them together 😂😂

[@julyhorn]

live ep!

[@chrismartin3072]

Tha chic who wanted Joe to "choke on it" as he was goin down on her is Lisa Lampanelli 🤭😂😂🤣

[@canobiggs]

🤮

[@louzer2566]

I thought it was Michelle Wolf

[@capatheist]

Yeah but she was talking to her snatch...

[@cashen7384]

@@capatheist as long as it doesnt talk back AmIright? L O L

[@reddy3400]

You two are so enjoyable. Never stop please. Tuesday’s and Tin Foil Hat are the best podcasts.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Mark's episode of take your shoes off was great, the tuesgays will appreciate it.

[@CH-ml4rz]

Big agree!

[@matthenry2564]

Glassman is pretty damn funny. He was great on Steebee's podcast, lol.

[@a.k.4o]

Mark was on top

[@bsykesbeats]

That episode of TYSO is what got me into Tuesdays

[@mc9828]

Nothing like listening to two straight men talk about how hot dudes are 😂😂😂

[@shadilaykeks909]

TwS: *spends 20 minutes talking about how hot some celebrity dude is* Also TwS: "why aren't we blowing up and getting more patreons?"

[@mc9828]

Surprisingly very enjoyable tho ha

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Lol they’re not straight! 🤣

[@chipfett7335]

I almost spit my soup out when Mark said, "she's on her knees, she's got a tutu on, a black lives matter shirt " ! Baaaaaaaaa!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@robhorton5477]

Chip Fett I’m black and that was hallirious

[@avecplaisirmusic]

Time code?

[@FanYarnla]

17:25

[@FatalizedGuitar]

25:55 how is no-one talking about this? Joe's face of disgust fucking annihilated me 😂

[@El-Burrito]

Great spot 😂

[@kieferrex8454]

My name is Kiefer and my nickname since fourth grade was queefer

[@isak01234]

Mark's story about shooting loads on the wall by the bed when he was young had me in tears. Actually it might have been the disgusted look on Joe's face that made the story so funny.

[@SpacemanXC]

That one got me especially hard because I was also a notorious wall jizzer.

[@theshineyone1111]

Already listened to the audio. What's the timestamp on the video for this clip?

[@seanmatthewking]

Lol I love stories like that. I think I pretty much came in tissues from the start, as soon as there was enough to warrant doing something with. I did wipe my boogers on the wall, but not just in one spot. I’d do it wherever I was.

[@zebduggan5961]

@@theshineyone1111 43:15

[@nitrousnine]

mark's squeal of girlish delight at 7:10 over joe meeting oscar brand made me laugh!

[@rawpower12xu]

48:08 About Raanan: He knows movies by the way. Haha I didn’t think much about this when originally listening to this episode but glad it became something :)

[@tylerm.3011]

"Every Kiss begins with Kay.." Lol I also did not get this for several years of hearing the commercial......

[@morganmc6462]

Mark was the man on the Rogaine pod the other day, and Joe knocked the Honeydew out of the park. Keep it gay, guys.

[@WallhacksYT]

Joe was good on history hyenas recently too

[@CH-ml4rz]

Mark on Take Your Shoes Off recommended!

[@leadmine_vinyl]

Mark "not my cup of jizz" Normand

[@ltmesq]

Mark’s mom wears dashikis?

[@canobiggs]

That liver can do a lot! it's resilient like Koreans, can really take a beating... Lmao!!

[@davidperez5089]

Don't encourage us winos!!

[@briannuessler4524]

The 1 dislike is Bill Duke from Predator

[@rekososa3175]

Kiefer Sutherland gets Joe wet 💧😂

[@louzer2566]

Queefer Sutherland

[@michaeljohnson8329]

BILL DUKE GODDAMNIT

[@RequiemForABuckeye]

Lmfao

[@ericwhatley5831]

🤣🤣🤣 GS Mark Normand and Joe List

[@pegleg00]

Hilarious, every minute, every episode.

[@redpalace2494]

"What do you call that thing with the linebacker from Notre Dame?" "Rapist?"

[@cindyo6298]

Rudy

[@CoolestGuyInTheRoom]

Poor Mark, no one remembers he is in attendance!

[@emilyz766]

Wow, can't believe Joe List even told that story about not helping an old woman being mugged. Cowardice, lost much respect.

[@morganm9027]

I’m a newish tuesgay. But I’m listening to every episode in reverse order. I’m all the way to March 2018. You guys make me laugh! I got to see Mark live now I want to see Joe live!

[@pressrepeat2000]

Morgan Lyons Ahhh, interesting, it’s fun to listen from the very start, because you get to follow their whole career, and you kind of get to really live through their ups and downs both in terms of career and personal life (it’s really like a hilarious soap opera)... This podcast is the funniest and of all.

[@accidental-life]

I

[@matguerra333]

waxing poetic is talking about poetry or in a poetic manner. (talking about shakespeare) IDKWTF it means literally. Get #tuesgayswithanal on that one.

[@abundance4085]

I am here from Rick Glassman's podcast. You are awesome!

[@CH-ml4rz]

Great TYSO ep!

[@abundance4085]

@@CH-ml4rz ya one of the best!

[@lordbawnchie]

Best podcast ever. Joe Rogan take notes. Don't believe me Jamie look that up

[@Primusaur]

It starts off like an infomercial for IMDB you two are just stupendous!

[@THCMusicBlog]

mark: "you text, i come" joe: "that's a helluva formula"

[@THCMusicBlog]

​@Keith McMahon TOPICAAL

[@mathewprime3556]

Best podcast on earth with less than 21k subs

[@charlesbeck9318]

The movie was called " Bedazzled"

[@a.k.4o]

Normand's ad reads are hilarious

[@MEEG0L]

I was sleeping in my car and had a weird dream about Mark today, dreamt I told him his tshirts were shitty and he needed a new design , he agreed and asked me to make a new one..and i had no idea what to do lol

[@pressrepeat2000]

MEEG0L GAY!

[@MEEG0L]

@@pressrepeat2000 🤫

[@clevermissfox]

TuesGays! I would love to design some mervj for these guys but at the very least they could throw their logo on !

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

West Coast representing!! I'm #10!! On Monday!!! Woof Woof Woof!

[@adamgm84]

2:43, thanks for reminding me of the song Kool Keith feat. Kutmasta Kurt - Bamboozled... fockin' dope rap

[@The-D-Hoyt]

I can second Joe's remark about paxil and not being able to nut. I was on and off that from my late 20's to mid 30's. I was a huge drinker and cig smoker back then, and paxil would allow me to drink even more, like it made it harder to get drunk. But the worse was that I could still get hard but couldn't finish, or it'd take forever, but usually i'd just give up. It great for whoever i was having sex with, but horrible for me. I would injure myself, wake up with strains and muscles aches from the night before of going all out trying to bust a nut.

[@YouTubeIsRanByFagsandCommies]

Doug Hoyt I’ll bet both you and your boyfriend were tired and pooped. 😜

[@seanmatthewking]

Well goddamn, maybe I need some of that. I’m always having to hold back so I don’t cum. It’d be nice to be able to just rail a girl and not have to worry about blowin my load. Of course, you want to finish eventually, so that sucks.

[@alexjohnson5512]

Little late but I'm still gay! We'll say I'm a...Thursgay this week.

[@worshipthe9541]

its kinda gay that if i type "mark morman" or "joe lisp" into the tube, this podcast doesn't come up in the search.

[@jongotti7403]

Wow what did you guys spend on those karaoke mics at Walmart? 20 bucks for the whole karaoke machine 2 mics included?

[@TheVincentHarker]

Marks dad throwing him on the ground for putting on socks too slow was the best

[@jimgritty7064]

Kids are annoying sometimes.

[@mehoffjack7064]

Yall need a radio show for damn sure Queefer down in the southernland

[@KM-ch2wc]

Yeah.... A combo channel on Sirius along with The Jim and Sam Show and The Bonfire... that would be one hell of a lineup!

[@topdownb58]

I can't believe Joe had to say " just Google Predator....cast...." Mark...how high were you on this episode? lol love you

[@rossquerro]

Can’t wait to hear what diet plan joe’s freakin’ out about next week!

[@Gyork_]

Bill Duke!!!

[@jakestilson5396]

Thanks guys! Love the podcast! Keep going!

[@sk8b1rd]

you guys have been crushing it for years

[@CH-ml4rz]

LOOOOOOOOVED Mark on Take Your Shoes Off and Joe on Honeydew, y’all!!

[@JP-rj1cd]

12:36 look at the racist Massachusetts side about to come out of list 🤣

[@bsiegel001]

Comments days old and this came out 2 minutes ago? Wtf... did I time travel? Awesome. Also, that Dr. Squash soap game me candidiasis because its made out of Almond Snickers and Pizza Hut peppermints. Is their an 800 help line to start a medical claim?

[@beazyb]

Patreon fatty

[@zeroman614]

Bee Seagull Paetreon gets first anal

[@LittleDinkens]

the booger talk is the first time i had to fast forward

[@loodoyayeCZ]

#gashtag

[@matguerra333]

Whoa NERD ALERT! So funny.

[@jimgritty7064]

Bill Duke is a good actor. Oh jeez jizz stalagmites.

[@matthewsnyder674]

#gashtag deserves a worldwide trend

[@WhoIsRamsey]

Best podcast on the internet. Thanks guys.

[@fakeyawns]

Not a single LPC Kiefer Southlander mention in the comments? My goodness. You guys need more Plaster of Paris in your lives. You can get it delivered from the Ho-Ho House. kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2WTp5eVisSlmNE

[@TheOnlys]

My new favorite podcast

[@jpanici]

Was all excited to watch when I realized I already listened too it. I’m high af, don’t judge. 🙁🙁🙁

[@LiebeNachDland]

Way-off chocolate milk

[@chrisglynn1959]

Gashtag ()

[@brandonslemoine]

Queef

[@HIGHTS]

A live pod run in LA? Praise ALLAH, YES!!!

[@il1lss]

I can’t believe the Cheek Clappers Podcast paid for that hologram of 2Pac at Coachella. Disrespectful…

[@youverndit1324]

These podcasts have more jokes than Snickers has peanuts.

[@jerrilehane7815]

Little Red Corvette is a catchy toot.But Nothing Comapres to you and When doves cry make him not a One hit wonder.I ghostwrote tons of Classic Rock hits & coined "classic Rock"(stole from "Classic Coke") 1980's as a Radio format.I hated DISCO and Glam Rock was a close second =FAKE emotions,yet I liked Gary Numan & Kraftwerk,DEVO...some offshoots in yur Manatee.

[@unknownunknown-yc9hj]

When I was 14 I cut my wrists to a Linkin Park Dubstep Remix. Now at 25.. I stimulate my prostate and drink whiskey in my mink slippers whilst listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast.

[@canerayoz8716]

There´s only two ways to be closer to God. 1: Prostate stimulation. 2: Listening to Cheek Clappers Podcast. In order to feel as close as possible to the Great Creator sometimes I will do BOTH simultaneously for ultimate holy divinity.

[@kukiis_va8010]

Listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast is better than sex. I’d take a long listening session of Cheek Clappers together over having sex any day of the week. For me at least, it feels a lot more personal to stare into each other’s eyes for hours while laughing along to our favourite comedy podcast. Anyone I’ve talked to about this calls me crazy though??¿??

[@rja861]

Thanks for the big sponsor graphic, makes it way easier to skip the entire ad.

[@matthewclaiborne229]

It feels so good to be this tuesgay

[@jerrilehane7815]

Mark's House of Whacks Museum of Holiness...special weekend rates! Come soon,come OFTEN!

[@keremkahveci9627]

I have trained my wife like Pavlov’s Dog to become aroused whenever I put the Cheek Clappers Podcast on

[@Tarmac76]

FYI, the T-shirt link doesn't work. Praise Allah!

[@CoolestGuyInTheRoom]

Tarmac76 it’s their way to ensure Joe never gets health insurance! The link has been down for weeks & the website is gay too!!

[@The-D-Hoyt]

I'm more puzzled as to how your comment says it's from 6 days ago.

[@canobiggs]

@@The-D-Hoyt good catch!

[@CH-ml4rz]

Doug Hoyt patreon access

[@Tarmac76]

@@The-D-Hoyt Gaytreon!

[@danielkisinger470]

Gay ass political commercial in the beginning. I heard Bloomberg played frisbee with Epstein .

[@scumbagreseller]

mark's stubbing your toe on a dresser intro gets better every time

[@roehee1234]

It's growing on me! I miss it when it doesn't happen!

[@Kgermaine]

46:47 -yea then like 4 weeks later you get an 😏 oh yah sorry bout that alright we good -no never got that but uhh

[@xavierpaquin]

Thanks for the laughs guys

[@miketous1865]

Agreed 100% on Prince. I feel like no one really likes him they just say they do because they think it makes them sound wise or some tits

[@xerenbeykaya7186]

My last words on this earth will be “9/11 was an inside job” and “listen the Cheek Clappers Podcast”

[@roddydonn2328]

That ‘sure’ they both do would start a fight where I’m from; Halifax, Nova Scotia.

[@jaywalter5491]

yawwwwwwwwwwwwn

[@rippie___]

Hey gays

[@doganylmaz5571]

You should see the way my wife's breasts bounce when she laughs at the Cheek Clappers Podcast

[@kastlekistler5905]

This was a great episode. So under rated. This podcast is always gold

[@codybell7882]

SURFS UP

[@fightnwoids2514]

DAAM IT !! i listed to this Audio LAST WEEEEK!!!!

[@andrewheath6451]

Waxing and waning....like the moon

[@tomschweda7859]

This is Prince, you gotta go get me Michael Jackson '78!

[@vegasdomeshot6580]

Vegas I wanna go play o see u

[@justincrawford2170]

So Shelby isn't Joe's wife ? Hahahaha fucking a

[@danielespinoza6652]

Almost makes ya wonder, would Joe have held out a little longer neuralinked with Mark had Mark not combatted Joe on the acceptable powdered snacks ?

[@xavierpaquin]

45:34 Jerry, my rods and cones are all screwed up!

[@MetallicaRocksss]

No worries guys, you guys are gonna be huge in a couple years! Then you'll have an all inclusive Joe Rogan kinda podcast situation with a personal Jame-O and everything.