Tuesdays With Stories -

[@Sensible.Stacker]

The only two guys who can really make me laugh! No homo, just a little Tuesgay

[@Woji52]

Every week these gays make me laugh out loud and tolerate life for an hour or so

[@zander9191]

This is like listening to two guys doing impressions of each other

[@Dubious.luxury]

Gay

[@brianhacker9194]

yeah guys I like it also 👍

[@rawpower12xu]

48:08 About Raanan: He knows movies by the way. Haha I didn’t think much about this when originally listening to this episode but glad it became something :)

[@reddy3400]

You two are so enjoyable. Never stop please. Tuesday’s and Tin Foil Hat are the best podcasts.

[@FatalizedGuitar]

25:55 how is no-one talking about this? Joe's face of disgust fucking annihilated me 😂

[@El-Burrito]

Great spot 😂

[@nitrousnine]

mark's squeal of girlish delight at 7:10 over joe meeting oscar brand made me laugh!

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Mark's episode of take your shoes off was great, the tuesgays will appreciate it.

[@CH-ml4rz]

Big agree!

[@matthenry2564]

Glassman is pretty damn funny. He was great on Steebee's podcast, lol.

[@a.k.4o]

Mark was on top

[@bsykesbeats]

That episode of TYSO is what got me into Tuesdays

[@isak01234]

Mark's story about shooting loads on the wall by the bed when he was young had me in tears. Actually it might have been the disgusted look on Joe's face that made the story so funny.

[@SpacemanXC]

That one got me especially hard because I was also a notorious wall jizzer.

[@theshineyone1111]

Already listened to the audio. What's the timestamp on the video for this clip?

[@seanmatthewking]

Lol I love stories like that. I think I pretty much came in tissues from the start, as soon as there was enough to warrant doing something with. I did wipe my boogers on the wall, but not just in one spot. I’d do it wherever I was.

[@zebduggan5961]

@@theshineyone1111 43:15

[@chipfett7335]

I almost spit my soup out when Mark said, "she's on her knees, she's got a tutu on, a black lives matter shirt " ! Baaaaaaaaa!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@robhorton5477]

Chip Fett I’m black and that was hallirious

[@avecplaisirmusic]

Time code?

[@FanYarnla]

17:25

[@logankozlowski1950]

I'm gonna throw this out to the universe and hope it comes true: Tuesdays with Stories meets History Hyenas. Make it happen boys

[@kyloshoren418]

This needs to happen!!

[@adrianvilla123]

This would be insane!!!! The amount of gays would be off the roof

[@capatheist]

Tuesday’s with stories meets history hyenas AT legion of skanks

[@rain7035]

Idk if I could handle all of them together 😂😂

[@julyhorn]

live ep!

[@tylerm.3011]

"Every Kiss begins with Kay.." Lol I also did not get this for several years of hearing the commercial......

[@Primusaur]

It starts off like an infomercial for IMDB you two are just stupendous!

[@pegleg00]

Hilarious, every minute, every episode.

[@sk8b1rd]

you guys have been crushing it for years

[@a.k.4o]

Normand's ad reads are hilarious

[@WhoIsRamsey]

Best podcast on the internet. Thanks guys.

[@THCMusicBlog]

mark: "you text, i come" joe: "that's a helluva formula"

[@THCMusicBlog]

​@Keith McMahon TOPICAAL

[@mathewprime3556]

Best podcast on earth with less than 21k subs

[@kastlekistler5905]

This was a great episode. So under rated. This podcast is always gold

[@TheVincentHarker]

Marks dad throwing him on the ground for putting on socks too slow was the best

[@jimgritty7064]

Kids are annoying sometimes.

[@morganm9027]

I’m a newish tuesgay. But I’m listening to every episode in reverse order. I’m all the way to March 2018. You guys make me laugh! I got to see Mark live now I want to see Joe live!

[@pressrepeat2000]

Morgan Lyons Ahhh, interesting, it’s fun to listen from the very start, because you get to follow their whole career, and you kind of get to really live through their ups and downs both in terms of career and personal life (it’s really like a hilarious soap opera)... This podcast is the funniest and of all.

[@redpalace2494]

"What do you call that thing with the linebacker from Notre Dame?" "Rapist?"

[@cindyo6298]

Rudy

[@chrismartin3072]

Tha chic who wanted Joe to "choke on it" as he was goin down on her is Lisa Lampanelli 🤭😂😂🤣

[@canobiggs]

🤮

[@louzer2566]

I thought it was Michelle Wolf

[@capatheist]

Yeah but she was talking to her snatch...

[@CashensPowerwashing]

@@capatheist as long as it doesnt talk back AmIright? L O L

[@abundance4085]

I am here from Rick Glassman's podcast. You are awesome!

[@CH-ml4rz]

Great TYSO ep!

[@abundance4085]

@@CH-ml4rz ya one of the best!

[@jakestilson5396]

Thanks guys! Love the podcast! Keep going!

[@jocelynbastien2973]

The best duo since "Tango & Cash".

[@seanpages__]

Best patreon is the biz !

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

West Coast representing!! I'm #10!! On Monday!!! Woof Woof Woof!

[@TheOnlys]

My new favorite podcast

[@CH-ml4rz]

LOOOOOOOOVED Mark on Take Your Shoes Off and Joe on Honeydew, y’all!!

[@mc9828]

Nothing like listening to two straight men talk about how hot dudes are 😂😂😂

[@shadilaykeks909]

TwS: *spends 20 minutes talking about how hot some celebrity dude is* Also TwS: "why aren't we blowing up and getting more patreons?"

[@mc9828]

Surprisingly very enjoyable tho ha

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Lol they’re not straight! 🤣

[@xavierpaquin]

Thanks for the laughs guys

[@morganmc6462]

Mark was the man on the Rogaine pod the other day, and Joe knocked the Honeydew out of the park. Keep it gay, guys.

[@BostonBlues]

Joe was good on history hyenas recently too

[@CH-ml4rz]

Mark on Take Your Shoes Off recommended!

[@domesticmisdeeds5299]

How come everyone forgets you were there mark. I believe you were right you need to start saying the N word more

[@ericwhatley5831]

🤣🤣🤣 GS Mark Normand and Joe List

[@mehoffjack7064]

Yall need a radio show for damn sure Queefer down in the southernland

[@KM-ch2wc]

Yeah.... A combo channel on Sirius along with The Jim and Sam Show and The Bonfire... that would be one hell of a lineup!

[@leadmine_vinyl]

Mark "not my cup of jizz" Normand

[@xavierpaquin]

45:34 Jerry, my rods and cones are all screwed up!

[@adamgm84]

2:43, thanks for reminding me of the song Kool Keith feat. Kutmasta Kurt - Bamboozled... fockin' dope rap

[@briannuessler4524]

The 1 dislike is Bill Duke from Predator

[@CoolestGuyInTheRoom]

Poor Mark, no one remembers he is in attendance!

[@Gabagool101]

Joe your comment at 10:32 would be a great bit. Laughed so hard

[@abccoy]

"Marisa Tomei is 78 year old gmilf" Marisa Tomei is 56 and has no kids. Close though

[@trkddy]

Re-listing to old episodes on 1.5 speed - Funny AF

[@dylanfreeburg5899]

Better yet go to 22:30 and put it on 0.5x speed.

[@ryanvincenec3511]

Lol trying to figure out Bill Duke was hilarious

[@topdownb58]

I can't believe Joe had to say " just Google Predator....cast...." Mark...how high were you on this episode? lol love you

[@youverndit1324]

These podcasts have more jokes than Snickers has peanuts.

[@chuckcarmichael7835]

Those smartphone pics really show up nicely.

[@rossquerro]

Can’t wait to hear what diet plan joe’s freakin’ out about next week!

[@michaeljohnson8329]

BILL DUKE GODDAMNIT

[@RequiemForABuckeye]

Lmfao

[@rja861]

Thanks for the big sponsor graphic, makes it way easier to skip the entire ad.

[@charlesbeck9318]

The movie was called " Bedazzled"

[@csablan3829]

Always the episode I use as a recommendation to new fans. My fucking head still comes off laughing.

[@MEEG0L]

I was sleeping in my car and had a weird dream about Mark today, dreamt I told him his tshirts were shitty and he needed a new design , he agreed and asked me to make a new one..and i had no idea what to do lol

[@pressrepeat2000]

MEEG0L GAY!

[@MEEG0L]

@@pressrepeat2000 🤫

[@clevermissfox]

TuesGays! I would love to design some mervj for these guys but at the very least they could throw their logo on !

[@lordbawnchie]

Best podcast ever. Joe Rogan take notes. Don't believe me Jamie look that up

[@canobiggs]

That liver can do a lot! it's resilient like Koreans, can really take a beating... Lmao!!

[@davidperez5089]

Don't encourage us winos!!

[@SDCISHERE]

Best day of the week

[@ltmesq]

Mark’s mom wears dashikis?

[@mc26collum]

4:07 Best of Kiefer Sutherland.

[@lukecotton3076]

Mark you need your own podcast

[@pressrepeat2000]

Luke Cotton Another listener who’s just fed up with Joe List? I couldn’t agree more... Used to love him on the pod, now I can’t stand him.

[@TheScottGillies]

Thanks for the Waxing Poetic mention! It was inspiring to me.

[@jimgritty7064]

Bill Duke is a good actor. Oh jeez jizz stalagmites.

[@canerayoz8716]

There´s only two ways to be closer to God. 1: Prostate stimulation. 2: Listening to Cheek Clappers Podcast. In order to feel as close as possible to the Great Creator sometimes I will do BOTH simultaneously for ultimate holy divinity.

[@clevermissfox]

It's so sad how fearful Joe is. Conquer your fears!!

[@fightnwoids2514]

DAAM IT !! i listed to this Audio LAST WEEEEK!!!!

[@kieferrex8454]

My name is Kiefer and my nickname since fourth grade was queefer

[@cordyone]

Hey Joe, I have silent reflux too - Get your LES checked with a manometry and then 24-Hour pH Impedance test (you can take it home and eat waffles all day!) If it shows you have a weak sphincter, look into the LINX surgery. Also maybe you have a sliding hiatal hernia which needs fixing!

[@JP-rj1cd]

12:36 look at the racist Massachusetts side about to come out of list 🤣

[@kodymonroe2613]

Great ep

[@rekososa3175]

Kiefer Sutherland gets Joe wet 💧😂

[@louzer2566]

Queefer Sutherland

[@fevolenko3995]

Ova dere in dem treeeeeeeesssss

[@roberts6739]

anytime...

[@edkemp2922]

Can't get enough just keep it in the reruns

[@tomschweda7859]

This is Prince, you gotta go get me Michael Jackson '78!

[@lylechipperson3407]

the term is waxing fantastic mark

[@matthewclaiborne229]

It feels so good to be this tuesgay

[@nichole8609]

Joe "that's the strong stuff"..lol

[@Tomdawg89]

These fellas need to crossover with the Hyenas. It's what it is. Comedy!

[@zachbradshaw9103]

Joe just about put his foot in his queef at 12:35

[@a.k.4o]

Bamboo is very strong🤣

[@Gyork_]

Bill Duke!!!

[@roddydonn2328]

That ‘sure’ they both do would start a fight where I’m from; Halifax, Nova Scotia.

[@a.k.4o]

List you have to tell your wife that you role play in your head. She become NiagaraFalls

[@matthewsnyder674]

#gashtag deserves a worldwide trend

[@skootsmckoot1480]

great show

[@jongotti7403]

Wow what did you guys spend on those karaoke mics at Walmart? 20 bucks for the whole karaoke machine 2 mics included?

[@codybell7882]

SURFS UP

[@danielespinoza6652]

Almost makes ya wonder, would Joe have held out a little longer neuralinked with Mark had Mark not combatted Joe on the acceptable powdered snacks ?

[@jerrilehane7815]

Mark's House of Whacks Museum of Holiness...special weekend rates! Come soon,come OFTEN!

[@MetallicaRocksss]

No worries guys, you guys are gonna be huge in a couple years! Then you'll have an all inclusive Joe Rogan kinda podcast situation with a personal Jame-O and everything.

[@egshane]

Wait... are these done in Mark‘s Apartment?

[@CH-ml4rz]

Yes

[@justint7826]

Hey, fellow Tuesgays, does the KZbin vid usually come out this much after the pod? Pretty new to the pod so I haven't really kept track of when they're dropping.

[@Didy2112]

It's a week after it drops on patreon, then KZbin gets it. 🙂

[@emboe001]

Gaytreons get it early.

[@caseyp5665]

This is exactly like a modern version of Larry David and Seinfeld. The funny part is you know exactly who is who

[@unknownunknown-yc9hj]

When I was 14 I cut my wrists to a Linkin Park Dubstep Remix. Now at 25.. I stimulate my prostate and drink whiskey in my mink slippers whilst listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast.

[@The-D-Hoyt]

I can second Joe's remark about paxil and not being able to nut. I was on and off that from my late 20's to mid 30's. I was a huge drinker and cig smoker back then, and paxil would allow me to drink even more, like it made it harder to get drunk. But the worse was that I could still get hard but couldn't finish, or it'd take forever, but usually i'd just give up. It great for whoever i was having sex with, but horrible for me. I would injure myself, wake up with strains and muscles aches from the night before of going all out trying to bust a nut.

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Doug Hoyt I’ll bet both you and your boyfriend were tired and pooped. 😜

[@seanmatthewking]

Well goddamn, maybe I need some of that. I’m always having to hold back so I don’t cum. It’d be nice to be able to just rail a girl and not have to worry about blowin my load. Of course, you want to finish eventually, so that sucks.

[@Kya37]

46:47 -yea then like 4 weeks later you get an 😏 oh yah sorry bout that alright we good -no never got that but uhh

[@michaelguyette3115]

Why do we have to wait a week for the new episode on KZbin?

[@emboe001]

Because Gaytreon's get it a week before the rest.

[@pressrepeat2000]

derpking Gaytreon! 😂😂😂 I wonder if that exists? Don’t want the wife to find THAT in my search history.

[@michaelguyette3115]

pressrepeat2000 it’s up to date on apple podcast. But they show last weeks video on KZbin. It’s gay. Not in a fun experiment with your friends and brother way. But a prison type of gay.

[@pressrepeat2000]

Michael Guyette “experiment with you friends and brother” way 😂😂😂

[@emboe001]

@@pressrepeat2000 " "wife" "

[@HIGHTS]

A live pod run in LA? Praise ALLAH, YES!!!

[@bsiegel001]

Comments days old and this came out 2 minutes ago? Wtf... did I time travel? Awesome. Also, that Dr. Squash soap game me candidiasis because its made out of Almond Snickers and Pizza Hut peppermints. Is their an 800 help line to start a medical claim?

[@beazyb]

Patreon fatty

[@zeroman614]

Bee Seagull Paetreon gets first anal

[@matguerra333]

waxing poetic is talking about poetry or in a poetic manner. (talking about shakespeare) IDKWTF it means literally. Get #tuesgayswithanal on that one.