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[@DamnWow]

Greg is just trying to sleep, but these two queefs don’t know how to stop yapping

[@williamfoster5150]

Tell me about it. I'm hungover and gay

[@zlatkoigric5084]

@@williamfoster5150 with tail like that,who would not be? (see what tail means in german. slang meaning). mijao!!!

[@isaacrobinson5062]

Mark can get away with calling everyone fatty because he has a voice straight out of 1920s vaudeville

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

It’s funny but it’s a risky habit. I’d for sure slip and say it to a woman and drop dead from shame. Comedy.

[@LizaVillarreal3]

I’m just here for Greg the cat, and maybe some humor by these two queefs

[@williamfoster5150]

I appreciate that

[@josephprolizo701]

the Queef Brothers

[@MrBelongings]

This cat is the best thing that has happened to the pod.

[@williamfoster5150]

Thank you. I appreciate that

[@dubsbridge]

I really enjoy Greg.

[@Carebear_311]

I love how Joe has never seen a cat before 😂😂😂

[@viON95]

Spit my food out laughing at the eye contact cry, no joke. Praise allah!

[@AlanMaxey]

Hope this is a Greg-centric episode.

[@mantra4612]

Greg is great

[@Queen_LaQueefa]

Greg is the GOAT

[@a.k.4o]

Watching List learn about house cats in real time. Is Hilarious. How sheltered was this guy?

[@joelutz4348]

Came here for Greg, but the two gay guys are funny too, I guess.

[@charliedillon1400]

I listened to this days ago. Just here to check out Greg.

[@isaacrobinson5062]

Is the patreon worth it?

[@zachl.1084]

Greg is the fuckin shit

[@metalface9463]

I honestly did the same hahah

[@williamfoster5150]

😽

[@dustinedwardanderson]

The cat brings out Joe's anxieties and shows Mark's lack of awareness. When the cat drank out of Joe's glass , last episode, and Mark says "I'll get you a new one" and doesn't!!!!! arrrrrhhhhhhgggggggg.....

[@BrickTop06]

Yeah, was kinda hoping The Lady or cam guy would appear in frame with a new glass for Joe The Worrier. These two are on opposite sides of it but make no mistake they are firmly planted ON the spectrum.

[@davidperez5089]

He said in about an hour- Marks queefin attorney

[@Serjohn]

i wish you could get yannis pappas in the apartment

[@CallusedFuture]

Get Greg a mic or im outta heah

[@portlandsamber]

Or a GoPro. Cat Cam all day.

[@benbarker95]

Petition to change the name to The Greg and Friends Show

[@BrickTop06]

Mark and Joe should only be on occasionally. 60/40 Greg solo eps. Seriously, I'll shit a whale if they open one of these eps cold with a closeup on Greg for a solid minute.

[@helpis0ntheway]

That cat is making the show...not that it wasn't good before but I laugh audibly when List freaks out over him.

[@dubsbridge]

For such a sensitive queef, I’m amazed how impervious Joe is to the charms of cats. Baffling.

[@youverndit1324]

the "eye contact fart/cry" moment was the best part of my day. thank you.

[@tylerolsonfilms]

Im gay

[@geffcassuto]

that fart joke, Marks the new Paqueef O'neal

[@WallhacksYT]

Greg is good, Greg is God.

[@teelorp8306]

Greg is life

[@WallhacksYT]

@@teelorp8306 I'm going to name my son and daughter Greg

[@hamiltoncrete6741]

I stopped watching this pod for a bit and then I was like "where's Greg?" around 42:00. He was blending in so good with that throw blanket on the couch lol.

[@williamfoster5150]

Thanks

[@SuperTed.]

That throw is made out of Greg's dad.

[@johnd2149]

I’ve listened to every ep of tws but just recently started watching the KZbin video and the vids are great love u guys

[@a.k.4o]

Every week Mark. "What am I doing with my life? I'm on no sleep."

[@commonpeace5595]

"I gotta start saying no..."

[@a.k.4o]

@Brian Hacker sing it sister

[@a.k.4o]

@Brian Hacker dam right

[@kyleandrewhopper]

One of my favorite episodes to date. Gold, Jerry!

[@robertedwards9861]

greg is blossoming

[@pickinboogers4u]

Only a true Masshole would choose to order Papa Gino's Pizza.

[@BalotelliFan713]

Still my wife's favorite. Yikes

[@SuperBrentendo89]

That was the main pizza place we would always order from, growing up. Papa Ginos in Webster, Mass.

[@Queen_LaQueefa]

Greg merch....STAT!

[@galantuner]

I love how the cat looks so intrigued by their conversation at the 48 minute mark. Love this pod! Keep up the awesome work guys!

[@williamfoster5150]

I showed them gay

[@informationageenterprise2184]

“I got 18 piles of merch I got a Klan hood...” 26:43 💀

[@petermarcet4929]

greatest battle of 2021 joes anxiety vs this cat

[@keithgreenan1850]

I think the cat is not worried about Joe.

[@moorbilt]

That cat has a name

[@keithgreenan1850]

@@moorbilt Greg

[@keithgreenan1850]

Joe keeps looking at the cat to see if he is in danger.

[@williamfoster5150]

He is such a coward

[@tamarasmith9974]

Joe and Greg are my favourite side story of Tuesdays.

[@zlatkoigric5084]

@@williamfoster5150 iz nice of you helpin' him beat that sissy phobia

[@GymAndSun]

The cat wants to lay on the zoom because lots of cats love laying on warm things like chargers. My girl’s cats love to do that

[@kmacsimus100]

Linwoods. Bobs. Showcase Cinema. The golden trifecta of Randolph.

[@SadieMaeStuart]

Gawd I love Greg

[@thedude1316]

Mark get that DAMN PRECHECK!!!!

[@efreinshtick]

Love every episode. I can't say enough good things about the pod and the new intro is perfect.

[@robmarten5670]

Has that cat ever got a cat turd stuck in the fur.,(?).,Then it runs off when your trying to cut the turd out of the fur.,(?).,Then it starts hissing and hitting you with the front claw bullshit.,(?).,`;;'.,

[@Mr.McCarthyism]

these post covid uber lyft prices are nutty. whats more bonkers is the post covid watch prices. Retail $135.000 Richard Mill now sells for $350.000.

[@Mr.McCarthyism]

@@roncougar6156 ProducerMichael vid cool content

[@joeprints9176]

Quit screwing around and just get the damn pre-pass Mark.

[@michaelhallen2808]

No shit! I'm eating a Lynwood pizza listening to this right now!

[@christinechin1909]

🍕

[@joeypoli3]

4:00-12:00 absolute 🔥😂

[@ryanparadissis9115]

you not cheap that is unbelievable so over priced.i got a cabby for 50 with longer ride into a getto area.

[@Xweapon9099]

Spokane show was sold out and I'm gay. Come back soon Mark!

[@lordnino]

One time Mark Normand popped into the comedy cellar for like 3 minutes and I should’ve known who I was seeing at the time but didn’t. Guys fucking hilarious and just has a genuine understanding of comedy and what’s funny. Huge fan of this guy and he should definitely be more known. Keep killin it Kevin Hart!

[@TheAlexLamberty]

Mark's school disciplinarian Coach Hines sounds just like the Keegan Michael Key Madtv skit... lol

[@bender8784]

Hey Alex? Yeah, my periscope is pointed right at you, son. You and Smitty had better KNOCK IT OFF! Im sick of it, it's inappropriate....

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

Mark's and Joe on fire these days. Congrats! Comedy.

[@Crash2a]

The cat is bigger than marks apartment.

[@deerski4426]

Hey Norman, can't you afford a bigger coffee table for Greg, ffs!🐱

[@narutowizard00]

Hahahahaha the eye contact analogy Hilarious

[@MrByrl]

@23:50 oh no Mark! Not like a cool trucker hat guy!?!? Sounds awfull!!!

[@richcostello1618]

Comedy 😎😎😎

[@noasakurada5090]

At 7:55 Joe literally can’t look the cat in the eyes 🤣

[@jdogsful]

gregs blowing up. Greg and Rudy Jules should start their own pod.

[@jaybrack7272]

Joey with the spice girl platform shoes... very sweet

[@zachl.1084]

That is a huuuuuge cat

[@ViciousTwistX]

omg I got a fucking Mormon KZbin ad before the podcast started. praise Allah. what the heck is happening

[@Danielacastillohi]

I’ve cried and farted at the same time. Am I the ultimate catch? Maybe.

[@ninacuntowiczaka2415]

Definitely. I love a woman that can make herself laugh. To stop crying

[@suzzanecardelfe777]

Love love love Greg

[@a.k.4o]

You guys need a Greig Normand t-shirt. 😼

[@ViciousTwistX]

who's greig

[@a.k.4o]

@@ViciousTwistX the cat

[@ViciousTwistX]

@@a.k.4o Greg?

[@a.k.4o]

@@ViciousTwistX whatever.

[@ViciousTwistX]

@@a.k.4o Greig?

[@MooseheadStudios]

Gregg's keepers podcast

[@richardmurdoch600]

Nice tips shirt

[@STINCTEAM702]

🔥

[@williamfoster5150]

I murdered it on this episode

[@ia9562]

This pod should be called "we might be gay"

[@garbougesenior3486]

Lift and Uber got the $58 & $189 for them to give you 3.55$ if that lol damn . 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@MrEggula]

I allow most of this podcasts is audio to on the playing (Listen) (Listening) good fun but "c. Just having this have watch your is

[@teelorp8306]

Idk if I'm just in a good mood or if this is the funniest episode yet

[@stampion5185]

54:39 Gregs ear BA BA BA

[@zachharris3040]

It’s hard to take anything these guys say seriously about other places in the U.S. NYC is a sh*t show where people can’t even stop and connect without ten people behind you getting upset because they are in a hurry. It’s a metropolis of segregated communities. The differing demographics don’t actually interact, they just walk past each other on the subway platform. It’s crazy how they try to spin it like it’s the best city in the world when it’s not top 10 even in the United States. lol

[@1120BRAND]

Came here for the 🐈, stayed here for the jokes.

[@johndoe-to2hv]

never seen a grown man terrified of a cat before

[@geneinpennsylvania]

FATHER Kelly was our Catholic High School Disciplinarian He picked up me and another kid by the collar during a fight in the hall Everyone else scattered . We got weekend JUG How humiliating eh PEACE

[@Issafreecrunch]

did i hear list reference a Tool album cover?

[@Mattgullins]

Haha was shocked to hear that too

[@pjonesfm]

Just when you think they can't get any gayer they go and shoot something like this. Love this pod!

[@phillipoliverholtz9226]

Sure... you can get vegan icecream, just like males can be females. You can even get Cucumber Pizza, just awaken with JP

[@garbougesenior3486]

Even though we all know lunch uh bowl’s are bad for you having no lunch uh bowls as a kid is low-key child abuse

[@garbougesenior3486]

Surprise Mark didn’t ask Joe if he was black with the last name black lol

[@henoktesfaldet4517]

Normand was on fire here

[@astriddecrayencour]

We might be drunk, We might be Tuesgays, We might be in love. Who knows?!

[@roddydonn2328]

Just picturing mark hoping the train stile carrying 18 pounds of merchandise wearing a clan hood and a bomber a real life antihero

[@slipperygun]

One of the best yet, keeps getting better!

[@BrickTop06]

6:50 Greg's reaction to Joe talkin discipline 🤣🤣🤣

[@tunghansen7260]

Suwu

[@maxkielbasa6079]

If insects like roaches and Palmetto bugs visit my kitchen at night should I set traps to catch them or just leave my lights on?

[@homer655]

TWS podcast has the only god damn intro that i dont skip, am i the only one who smiles every time i hear it still?

[@geffcassuto]

Tooze Gay Booze Day!

[@garbougesenior3486]

I don’t think They’ve slept since the 80s lmaooooo

[@intervention861]

Mark, the cat makes the pod astronomically funnier

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I like everything about this decor, except the colour of the rug.

[@sk8b1rd]

automatic thumbs up 👍🏼

[@garbougesenior3486]

OK we’re doing the bee story 2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate

[@haveagreatday9865]

Odell Beckham. #2 on our chests #1 in our hearts

[@podcastfnw5262]

My kinda of humor ...together..yes this is perfect ........

[@JPJones03223]

10:05 The Legendary Fart/Cry ANALogy

[@guitargentmick-tv8424]

Marks about to break wide open …..Joe has club foot

[@mike.yy.y.y4700]

That's a fine film ,it's very confusing 🤣

[@HaibertBuilds]

This episode made me cry laughing

[@UpsideDownTown]

How the fuck is the cat just ready to be in scene every episode now 🤣

[@nagilum]

Joe shouldn’t be wearing his shoes in Marks home.

[@GymAndSun]

List really thinks that anything “best in the world” is in Royersford, PA? 😆

[@GymAndSun]

Okay you mentioned Handel’s as well, that is among the best ice creams in the world. #1 according to Nat Geo, if I remember their signage. My issue was with your statement regarding the global number one cookie, good sir

[@MahckMedia]

I finally subscribed to the patreon after I watched Normand tell Andrew Santino, "that's where Chris Delia's hiding" lolllll... (During ep.3 of Hot Gay Sets)