Tuesdays With Stories

[@mattetter5077]

Joe’s disgust for Mark’s planning, or lack there of, is so, so funny.

[@HIGHTS]

Mark has THE MOST INSANE travel stories I have ever heard of lmaooo

[@jsmnzgb]

He sounds like a typical dumb American tourist abroad! Kinda annoying:)

[@mikephi24]

The fact that Mark flies every week professionally and he booked TWO long haul flights in coach for him and his wife on their honeymoon is crazy!

[@JamesGalloway27]

he so badly wants to be archie bunker

[@neuvisean1739]

It's Mark

[@JamesGalloway27]

@@neuvisean1739 which one is mark

[@TheBigFunky4]

Check the prices on first class flights to Cape Town

[@AustinG23]

@@JamesGalloway27 the gay one

[@TheMattForbes]

Holy hell! This feels like an OG Tuesdays ep! GOLD, Jerry!

[@colavermusic]

One of the best eps 🙂 It's all pipes ✌️

[@AtilioEscobar]

I don't know HOW you guys don't have 6 mil followers. Mark was on rare form, and it was everything.

[@TheoVonMiller]

Agreed, the most underrated pod

[@AtilioEscobar]

No other podcast makes me laugh uncontrollably, like a little kid. Its amazing.

[@colavermusic]

well said 🤙🙏

[@johndoe-lw1xo]

It’s because of the wallpaper

[@me_12-vw1vi]

@@johndoe-lw1xo and the sign and the wire and chuck

[@timlosito]

Absolutely dead at the Sandy story 😂😂

[@moorbilt]

I cant make out why Africans dont answer certain questions.

[@10use]

All the travel chaos made this one of the best Tuesdays With Stories episodes.

[@CB-he8if]

Once a month I return to 9:50 when the smell hits them both at the same time. It gives me life.

[@MYkeyS]

I could listen to Mark explain his days any day elohel

[@SchusterFishes]

Mark was killing me this episode lol, man you gotta turn that whole vacation story into a bit for sure

[@minnesocalgolf7182]

😂😂😂 10:00 the Mark fart hits them both at the same time, I’m dying! 😂😂

[@me_12-vw1vi]

i felt like it hit me too 😂

[@jsmnzgb]

Disgusting and not funny! Childish too!

[@JDSJayDS]

Plus the fact that he farted at 9:40. And only after 20 seconds of him waving his hands around like he swatting flies.

[@cloudbloom]

I legit feel bad for Mark's pre-honeymoon in Amsterdam, he seemed so excited to go there in previous podcasts lol but it's things like these which make for great stories later on😁

[@edweirdmitchell3095]

When Joe asked Chuck how long he’d been working In Amsterdam, I was walking through Penn Station and I laughed so hard- snots were flying. Cops thought I was one of the crazy people.

[@pressrepeat2000]

Cried from laughter several time during this episode. Love Normand being so disorganised. Flying coach for the honeymoon for 8 then 12 hours! LOL.

[@swr420]

He must be a multi millionaire and he's booking coach and eating Joe's leftovers. Love these friggin guys. Funniest podcast there is.

[@WKRP187]

What makes you think he's a multi millionaire?? Released his special on YT and they don't pay shit. He's a traveling comedian that is selling some tix right now

[@swr420]

@@WKRP187 he's not selling "some tickets" he's selling out theatres. The podcast is very popular gets paid from ads and patreon for that. His special has over 10 million views. I don't know where you heard youtube doesn't pay but that's far from true. Joe has made multiple references to him being loaded. He obviously doesn't waste any money. I believe he bought an apartment in New York city that's being renovated and he still pays rent where he lives now. Easily a millionaire.

[@WKRP187]

@@swr420 Look up the KZbin numbers, and you'll see they don't pay shit. I'm sure they make decent money on the ads they read. I've always wondered about guys like you that think anyone you see on a screen is automatically multi millionaires WHY DON'T YOU DO IT if it pays so well

[@WKRP187]

@@swr420 There's a BIG difference between a millionaire and multi millionaire. You can't change the parameters in the last sentence of your response. That's a woman's way to try and argue and I won't participate.. lolol

[@swr420]

@@WKRP187 I think u meant to say "yeah you might be right " but I understand why you would just focus on my mistake and try to change the whole conversation. Exactly what a woman would do. Have a good day Ma'am.

[@marcmurray7244]

OMG, That Sandy story was freakin hilarious. She feel asleep while driving. I haven't laughed so hard since Joe's sauna experience.

[@mikeparrone6022]

hearing Joe make a Charlie Daniels reference made me so happy, and I'm honestly not sure if it's because I love Charlie Daniels or because I was legitimately amazed that he referenced something other than Seinfeld or Forgot About Dre

[@muscadinejesse]

don't forget pearl jam

[@JetLagWarriors]

Mark's travel story with Sandy was SO GOOD!! Can't wait for part 2

[@JCR2051]

I would tune in to “The Adventures of Marc & May plus Sandy” show EVERY week! 😂😂😂😂

[@CountGremlin]

Mark is so hilarious! As someone who never plans, i feel for Mark. Vacations can be stressful, definitely got notes from the Honeymoon story.

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

Yeah I completely resonated with him saying he paid for everything and thought that was good enough. Anytime I pay for the majority of a vacation I hope that gets me out of planning the small details

[@losangelesnomad]

Such a hilarious episode. The shit that happens to Mark, only happens to Mark, and it’s so funny 🤣🤣

[@Beederda]

12 mins in and ive hyperventilated from laughing so hard 3 times!

[@scully6703]

This is the funniest podcast on the planet. Don't know how you 2 genius farts aren't number 1 on the charts, but please keep them coming because they give us life! Thanks Jerry, and Chuck!

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Marks Timex forever immortalized as the ad read intro ⏱️

[@Iamwatchinit]

And bleeping the bad words

[@imnotbenavery9220]

@@Iamwatchinit haha I’ll have to rewatch i passed out to it

[@r.l.5812]

Mark Normand's epic African adventure! Holy moly can't wait to hear more!

[@benbirkey4920]

I love Mark's watch beep for the add reads 😆

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

That watch has beeped on multiple times on every podcast he’s been on for the last year or so lol the fact that he still hasn’t fixed it despite getting flamed by Rogan, List, Sam Moril and a million other people is hilarious

[@Einstein0fRap]

Sandy... what a piece of work!

[@taymeck8108]

I love when joe makes jabs at chuck 😂😂😂

[@ltsgoyanks]

Using the timex to bleep out Mark is gold Jerry! Way to go Chuck!

[@brettwillard7584]

Sandy falling asleep at the wheel was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's so easy to picture exactly what that must of been like. Hilarious.

[@AyeeePeee]

The Sandy story was one of the best stories I've ever heard!!!!!!

[@TheTrueLush]

Best Rom Com pitch I’ve ever seen! Can’t wait for part 2

[@veddermn8]

This episode should be released as its own special... can't wait for pt 2!

[@petey604]

Another epic ep! Can't wait for Pt 2.

[@mntwinsfan1988]

46:45 hahahaha marks response always kills me

[@mwara2444]

Outstanding Story, on the corner of my seat

[@rawpower12xu]

This episode is so funny. Should have at least 100k views

[@MichaelColombo]

"I wasn't born, so much as I fell out." I got the Clash ref Joe!

[@Witticism_TV]

All time classic episode!

[@pdadamo70]

No one funnier than these two

[@dcool2u2]

Mark is so good at creating visuals when he tells his stories. I can picture him shaking a guy down about the mushrooms, Sandy, the whole thing. His car chase story for "This Is Not Happening" is like a movie.

[@mitchmontaldo7018]

This hour flew by, what a tale hahaha

[@tbd8187]

The Casio beep before and after ads is a nice touch from who ever edits

[@chrischancellor7372]

Unfortunately missed a few of the most recent Tuesdays. Was in tears laughing after 10 minutes in. I love these queefs.

[@dillantate8856]

Joe's Annoyed sigh of acceptance of Marks watch beep was a laugh lol

[@veddermn8]

Like the Clash lyric reference Joe did ( "Lost in the Supermarket" ) 2:25

[@sylviawoods6650]

I think Mark is Kramer, especially when he travels. He’s wild, yet he manages to survive and somehow has a good time. Bless his heart 😂 Looking forward to part 2!

[@kjnewell7243]

Mark always sounds half dead when it cuts to the ad reads. 🍻🍻🍻

[@rbnh9827]

Mark: (Talking about NY Coundown) Sega Joe: Bob Seger ? Mark: Night Moves !!!😂😂 Mark never loses a beat and drops a classic just like that. Best pod on the town and its not even close. WMBD is the Old Fashioned while TWS is the 5 Keystone, 2 weed smoke, 4 smokies and 4 tequilas after.

[@SaiCharan-fk9zt]

Sandy is now a part of gay lore. Legend

[@OriRonen]

I can't believe it! I was in Amsterdam at the same time and also went to the van gogh museum at the same day and discovered theres no tickets left. Damn I wish I'd bumped you there 🥲

[@bradantcliff740]

I just listened to the audio pod for this and it is so funny I had to watch this vid as well

[@Iamwatchinit]

Great storytelling, can`t wait for the next episode. As we know Mark, there must be a stealing story on his honeymoon

[@sdm12342002]

"i think you're describing marriage." Great line, Jo, Jo!

[@unclewhom3967]

This one was a banger

[@mattmergy7050]

Ep was on point

[@kurtbungley]

Loving the watch beeps for the ad read transitions

[@Jabullz]

Usually listen on Spotify but this one... This one I had to come to KZbin to watch because god damn was it a kick in my asshole. The pure chaos of Mark's shitty planning and then somehow booking Sandy without even knowing it unfolding into even more chaos.

[@Trashious12345]

This ep is all pipes!

[@clipitplz]

This may be the greatest ep of all time

[@blacombe420]

My Dad is striaght and I still love this cast

[@tomsled]

This was gold! Thanks guys

[@taymeck8108]

God damn i love these stories ❤

[@jertyberty]

That was an hell of an ep!

[@Demon_DC]

Mint mobile sounds like a great deal. I'm switching right away

[@cesaruribe2487]

the fact that mark is so worried about offending or upsetting a little old lady across the ocean, just show what a good heart mark has. He actually cares about the human condition, what a great person. Its hard, im the same way sometimes you feel saying sorry is not eneough. PS. it would have took me 3 hrs to write an e-mail too.

[@lukecasio9810]

I love modern art. That tire piece sounds interesting. Young people do get scarier the older you get

[@MartianAmbassador69]

"...on her legs, or teeth?" 🤣

[@wedderboom]

Yeah baby! It’s all pipes!

[@TheoVonMiller]

I’m officially seeing Mark and Joe in March, LFG!!!

[@thebigcheeseful]

10:00 what was that, a 7 second sleeper fart? Caught them both by surprise

[@puddintaine4556]

Hangtime.

[@bzmarkie2]

honeymoon stories were incredible

[@doliver6886]

Those watch alarm beeps are BRUTAL if you got headphones

[@jonalcott606]

This episode and the one where Joe loses his airpods are 2 of my favourites

[@diannawilliams6923]

Well done!

[@millennium1578]

Tuesgay fa life!!

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Let’s go, tuesbis!

[@GetCaught]

Talking about London, I saw List at 21 Soho and next day I went to the Joke Off at the BBC studios. Took a photo with List put his arm around me and left a sweat stain on my shirt 😅 after the pics we had a quick chat and offered him and his opener dinner, List declined politely, and then I offered to buy him an apartment in Marble Arch🤣 Shook hand off they went walking. At the Joke Off they were very uncomfortable, tried give them some support but it was brutal having to take takes and forced applause 😢 yikes, people were leaving, and the worst thing of them all was the Brit humour 😂

[@chriswolfe7707]

Great value

[@kailinkreitz8035]

This whole episode is SO FREAKING FUNNY!!! I'm hysterical

[@mantra4612]

Mark has Larry David level travel stories

[@mkmstillstackin]

Whoah..sorry to hear about the brutal start to your honeymoon, Mark. Hoping part 2 was better.

[@soundscapes6005]

So good!!!!

[@thesnapperlapper2559]

"medical supplies" - slayed me

[@alexpalette]

Thanks boys!!!

[@rawpower12xu]

27:16 Hey Marcus throw him a BlueChew, you had pocketfuls

[@joeyhomewood]

This was the most hysterical episode

[@ramkorndef]

This has been one of the most exciting episodes ever. Screw you Sandy!!! COMEDY!!

[@TheMikeyp60]

This one reminded me why I love this podcast

[@BarryFranks]

Idk about you guys, but after Mark booking 2 international coach flights for his honeymoon… I was rooting for Sandy.

[@binimgarten8696]

Loved Joe's first reaction at 12:38 😆

[@patrickbaginski]

My fav part is that mark thinks sandy could see this , that is pure gold

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

This was a classic ep. The fact that Mark booked two coach international flights for his honeymoon while being a millionaire is very on brand lol him having an assistant would fix probably 90% of the problems he has. They would book everything, schedule appointments, manage logistics….it’s everything he needs Also, Joe saying he wish Sandy hit the homeless person was the funniest line of the ep 😂

[@MARCT0NES]

The only podcast that ever makes me die laughing is this one

[@fourscoreand9884]

One day, someone is going to put the mic down between their legs, find it a false alarm but feel the pressure to perform, regardless (since the mic is already down there) push too hard and have a terrible accident

[@ronmorey3475]

Yes, indeed and they will absolutely not edit it out.

[@louismaiden8360]

The funniest part might have been the draft kings ad at 15:07 🤣🤣🤣

[@mc9828]

Haunted auto zone 😂😂😂

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Funniest ep in a minute!

[@charleyhansen4866]

Great stuff

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

This was a hot one jerry

[@Philhampton89]

This backdrop always reminds me of a drumstick wrapper