Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

[@joef1299]

Joe questioning whether “spectate” is a word goes to show the glasses are a lie.

[@RoundTableSportsNetwork]

He wears them because when he takes them off he looms like Kyle's cousin from south park

[@danniedandelion8232]

He’s got mom brain

[@AgendaInMind]

Joe still believes in magical Boogey germs flying around trying to get him. Think harder bro. Your wife still hasn’t “caught” your aids after 65 years.

[@day245]

He pretends he's dumber than he is

[@brycestanhope2258]

I often question if English is his first language

[@rogaru]

Thanks for stocking up on pod eps as to not leave us dry

[@edwardbennett5663]

When I get in depressive/anxious slumps I’ll go back and binge these old eps while I get my ass back on track. It’s become the sound track to getting me out of the dark. Thanks yall

[@sk8b1rd]

I love how Mark swooped on Joe’s spots at the stand

[@haleydunnigan1485]

Why did I lose it when Mark threw the cup behind him 😂🤣

[@Jordan-vf4up]

best prop comic in the biz

[@VideoGameAtlas]

Time stamp pls

[@prezposh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/haCukoKXntV5oZY

[@Planet___queen]

🩷 So happy for you, Joe and Sarah. Civic Duty is 💯 and can’t wait to watch Sarah’s special. And Mark is always hilarious.

[@ZenoSama_]

100 what?

[@_m_m4]

Who’s complaining about this podcast? This is the most enjoyable podcast of the week to me. I never switch to another podcast halfway through Tuesdays, like I do with others ❤

[@catlyn777]

Congrats Joe and Sara! You make the cutest parents, and your son is so lucky. I had a baby both when I was young and after I was older, and I know maturity, experience, and better finances meant I was a lot better at raising a baby and child when I was older. Enjoy it as much as you can because looking back now, my children’s childhoods were over far too fast for me. The love you feel now will only grow., but I wish I could relive that time now. Congratulations!

[@Freezzerman]

Dovetail is a carpentry term. Its just a way of joining two pieces of wood together.

[@ReallyBama]

And "watershed moment" is an analogy of weather systems. A watershed is usually something like a mountain, where water will come down on one side or the other due to gravity. Additionally air pressure effects come into play. A passing storm will either get caught in the valley, or depending on wind currents pass over to the other side of the valley. It's very hard to predict and so the analogy is that it can go either way with roughly equal probability. The other part of the analogy is that the future outcomes of everything that happens, the timeline, will be very different if it goes one way or the other.

[@kdavis623]

My wife was laughing her ass off at me frustratingly explaining to my phone what dovetail meant 😅

[@leochabot7791]

How bout we join two pieces of wood together

[@TheChapei]

I watch/listen to you gays every week! I never miss an ep! Keep'em comin' boys!

[@zbabyfresh3911]

It's allllllllllllllllllll pipes!

[@ryanm7538]

"Sorry Gays!", holy f Mark your killin me🤣

[@Norvillescoobs]

I smell a movie… the hangover but it’s Joe’s last day as a non-father

[@austinfretz2749]

But riddled with Covid lol

[@Downs-Indroam]

They made a movie like that... it was called The Hangover 😂

[@colavermusic]

That's a good idea 😭

[@aburns89]

That’s gold Jerry!

[@jaybrack7272]

Love that!

[@christopherneighbors4535]

I think we had the same doctor even though I live in Iowa When the labor started this woman was like a maestro, super impressive, made the whole experience great for my wife Congratulations

[@TheGeorgeous]

Salmiya Kuwait represent.

[@LNarciso3]

Being from RI, I appreciate how u guys always throw little rhody some love.

[@SBb374]

1:14 It and Misery are both awesome books.

[@TheShreddDude]

“WOAH NEVER MEET YOUR HEROS” 😆

[@kingRagnar616]

Joe "riddled w disease" List

[@angelotro]

Joe "diddled w disease" List

[@JimJamesMyName]

"I don't know if those night nurses haggle.." *BEEPBEEP-big money moolah ADs play.* Joe can afford it. I've seen his comedy shorts.

[@only4u498]

I am NOT mad at you guys for releasing back dated episodes HOWEVER it is nice to feel like we are hanging out type vibe on our weeks together rather than feeling like we are left out of the loop on old information... either way I am here and enjoy this shit lol but for some "insider baseball" as consumers that is my answer for your question JOE! hahaha love ya gays!

[@slowaccord]

Watching this for the first time while in bed sick with covid

[@frankbuttacavoli637]

It’s way too expensive for to be a fan of live comedy. Unfortunate because it’s the best kind of comedy.

[@antonio_carvalho]

"I saw someone get a booster the other day, that helps" genius!😂

[@DanielFinton]

Man Mark was on fire this ep

[@MyLoganb]

You gotta see the baby!!

[@genghis26]

"What's a curable disease....?" "Cancer." Brilliant.

[@danniedandelion8232]

Telling joe to go doggie style like Washington on the Delaware 😂😂😂 that got me good 👍 ❤

[@chiefexec]

That live ep was solid. I was sitting next to the bushwhacker dudes with the tank tops. Definitely killed

[@TheCuredham]

mark you and doug killed it in Providence! Great show and thank you!

[@sheabanks8199]

Congrats joe. Can’t imagine what that baby will go through. 🎉

[@Kas1645]

A fine snatch is what it will go through

[@mjm5081]

"Some lady, or person..." 😄

[@sausagehappymealx9931]

mark says "kuwait a minute" a little over 4 minutes into tws episode 441 😂

[@tubby6339]

THE LISTS ARE COMING TO NYC!!! HELLO, FOLKS!

[@DigiFolk]

peeve, joe man spreading on every ep

[@dillantate8856]

A Nova Scotian fish mine hahaha

[@jimreplicant]

Crazy coming back to see the covid insanity. Joe’s boosted and still getting covid😂

[@garydaly]

"One glove like Michael Jackson....O.J..." Fuck that was great, I'm still laughing my ass off and my two kids are looking a me like I'm a lunatic (which I am).

[@Jordan-vf4up]

Wait. Do you mean to tell me...that these stories...are EVENTS FROM THE PAST?! THat's it!! I'm not paying another dollar for this free publication that I don't actually pay for. Goddamnit. Three weeks old? COMEDY

[@jasonwalimaki8784]

Joe sits like his wife in labor!

[@douglashanau3339]

I was at the live show at the gramercy. It was hilarious and I had a great time

[@ruggedmeetsrefined5345]

One day Buckwheat is sitting in class and he has to go to the bathroom. He raises his hand and says “excuse me Miss Bliss, I have to use the restroom.” The teacher replies “ok Buckwheat, you can go to the bathroom if you can use dictate in a sentence.” Buckwheat says “Ok” “Hey Darla, how my dictate?”

[@angelotro]

Classic. I remember hearing this joke in the 80s from Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat impression. But I remember thinking (and still do), "was this a joke BEFORE that impression? Like, in the 50s? Did my dad rock this joke in grade school?!". But I ain't asking him, it would be awkward.

[@BoxForSobriety]

Pretty sure my father still prefers the company of men 🤷‍♂️

[@cathiek]

Stephen King - 'Dreamcatcher' is a good read.

[@jackcarlos]

Joe you should definitely come back to this episode after a couple years. All that shit is true once you have a kid. It's truly awful haha

[@JeromeHagard]

Deliberately posted always RIGHT as killtony goes live... 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[@LRBeforeTheInternet]

Just another "premiere".

[@joelm6631]

That show sucks

[@psychoof78]

Kill Tony isn’t live anyway 🤷‍♂️

[@browny1490]

Kill Tony stinks

[@jujubean1185]

​@@psychoof78in fact, I believe KT was from weeks ago as well

[@Corey-xd4kx]

Dove tail is a wood working term and a water shed is land around a reservoir.

[@DeemMalicious]

My father's gay. Is what Joe's kid is gonna be saying.

[@Obi-WanJabr0ni]

lovin these pods

[@LRRYFSHRMN]

Congrats Joe!

[@GhostDog88]

Why is there nothing on the Patreon other than what’s already on KZbin ?

[@mattjohnson1953]

To bring the funny every single episode is seriously impressive. But I’m gay, so what do I know? (Not gay)

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

"Never meet your heros!" Yet I never got to meet Joe List.... Chuck is sick and Mark isn't? Sounds like an episode of 2 and 1/2 men! Chuck, get well soon! Mark, stay well!

[@chuckstaton]

I dodged it! The pants wrapped around my face worked!

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

@@chuckstaton good to hear! Stay well! There's only 1 you!

[@whiskeylinux]

Bubble come @15:17 should have been the episode title lol, congrats Joe!

[@sammathey1995]

Joe says he knows things, then cut to not knowing about spectate being a word😂😂😂

[@robertsmelser7820]

Wait whay am I going to listen to at work on Wednesdays? This is in my podcast rotation

[@thesnapperlapper2559]

Great EP as usual

[@steveearle8887]

dove tails are a joint in wood working

[@doyouthinkitsdead]

Happy Tuesday.

[@markketchenjr9335]

Best pod on the tubes !!

[@tommylob1409]

This is old for even for Tuesday's 😂

[@deadstellarengine]

My grandma has pancake sized areola.

[@angelotro]

That's where they got the term "flapjacks". From your grandma.

[@angelotro]

@5:00 I used to put my hand over my kid's eyes, but, like, the Spock "live long & prosper" hands, just to let them know "I don't approve of this, but go ahead". I'd also say "c'mon, guys, get a room!" during sex scenes. I figured it's better to make light of it instead of being awkward and embarrassed. There's enough of that waiting out there in life.

[@odyssey308]

Dope parent lol

[@boomersooner535]

Mark, you gotta see the baby.Comedy. (Seinfeld)

[@santiagoguerrero5919]

When they said “disease” a bunch of times I really thought Mark was going to say Disease Ansari

[@jacobladuke4939]

The girl from Chipotle got him sick

[@tubby6339]

He could have wore a mask

[@angelotro]

She violated his burrito.

[@robertsmelser7820]

Im seeing Mark in april, whatd you think of Knoxville?

[@psychoof78]

I saw him in July at a 200 seat club, 2 days before his latest special released. Sat 3rd row. He was hilarious!!!

[@DrakeMonroe]

A dove-tail is a way of jointing wood together, which you'd know if your dad wasn't gay.

[@CamahaWR450]

Jointing? Good one

[@HJ-jy7fw]

You’re doing it to yourself, Joe. The mind body connection.

[@MYkeyS]

man why does this have to come out at the same time as kill tony ahhh...but congrats on the baby from the present!!

[@BrickTop06]

In hindsight, this wins. The High Weasel and shitty bucket picks kinda ruined it. Cept for Cam and William of course, and maybe that lil fella.

[@andrestein6022]

A spectator is watching a spectacle

[@BubuH-cq6km]

I Saw Somebody get a Booster The Other Day That Helps 😂 🤣🤣 😅👍🏼

[@NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE]

At least you did the show in Maine before the shooting

[@RealKlausSchwab]

The death rate was exaggerated by almost 85%

[@jd-tg1ox]

Derp

[@wakenow1]

In Wisconsin, the first recorded demise was a guy who crashed his motorcycle. The news aired it as covid, and the family came out and had to defend themselves against the media.

[@jd-tg1ox]

@@wakenow1 yawn

[@johannaarmone3195]

Never vaccinated and still have never had Covid. Meanwhile all the vaxed people coughing all over me have had it multiple times.

[@hollymartin4717]

And As a labor and delivery nurse of 17yrs Mark knows soooooo much more than he pretends to😏

[@tubby6339]

He's so cheap, he still stays at holiday inn Express

[@DNYGdj]

​@tubby6339 ignorant

[@alwaysinverted1224]

​@tubby6339 hence his bulletproof immune system and joe being sick not mark 😉😉

[@tubby6339]

Little Al gayrithm list

[@grahamcrownshaw5092]

Black Jack 😂😂

[@jasoncarrick5461]

Joe's lack of calves is astonishing.

[@SnapsCFB]

Podcasts are more intriguing when they’re relatively recent. It makes the listener feel more “apart of the conversation” in real time. Like talking about being on the sidelines of the Washington football game, if that happened on Saturday and you talk about the big game experience on Tuesday, it feels more relatable to listeners. People don’t care as much 3 weeks later.

[@FTWinnick]

you realize that all of the major podcasts bank episodes right

[@charleyhansen4866]

Mark did a pre recorded ad read without being on a train or busy venue. Doesn't hit the same without the muffle n background sounds on NYC

[@keithsamples2579]

Whats up with Mark's pants? Looks like hes waiting on the great flood.

[@Odenix75]

"Comedy!!" Thanks guys

[@shaneboswell9872]

It’s like a big pimple the day of the prom!

[@imnotbenavery9220]

I can’t explain why canned episodes aren’t as good but there’s no sense of urgency of missing some current material. There’s a fomo involved when you know it was recorded day of or before, that the draw for me to Tim Dillon, mssp, etc.

[@Jesse.Wilder]

to answer the question @47:46 .....its not UPSETTING to me at least and I'll speak for some others here but it is preferable for us to listen to episodes that were recorded the week its aired because we follow you and want to hear your thoughts on things that happened recently. Like if we all know Skankfest just happened and we want to hear your guys' take on it, its a bit of a bummer to have to wait 3 weeks to hear about it. Not a big deal to me but in honesty, its preferable and more enjoyable.

[@kekmountain2882]

No more ppl di3d than in a bad flu season joe

[@cloudbloom]

Hey hey folks!

[@JackRabbitSlimz1]

I have Chrons, It blows 😮‍💨

[@mikes.4963]

I tested positive for covid for the first time 4 days ago. I hope you're feeling better Joe!

[@DMU386]

Do you know how to never get covid? Never take a covid test. You’ll be good for the rest of your life. 👍

[@praokon]

I wonder how many coffee cups is behind Mark's chair now 🤣😂

[@illasmoke]

The live show was fun

[@RedBernie]

I’m making a formal request to get Sam on Joe and Raanan Talk Movies.

[@MightyMouse2025]

Joe acts like Boston doesn’t have the stank on it that Providence has lol

[@bigtuna45]

12:20 Disease Ansari

[@cwells5137]

Congratulations to you and Sara on a baby Luke

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

“Porn posters like we’re at a fire station”😂😂

[@thebigcheeseful]

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe!

[@whittyfnf6738]

Fuck it, I’ll take one for the team and get covid after Mark.

[@beetlebayley1973]

They could google disease if they had their phones but I don't see them on this episode 🤣

[@lukecasio9810]

You guys need to just start the live shows with everyone onstage. Your guys banter works on a pod but live its always a tough watch. Very awkward

[@BazookaTooth707]

Agreed

[@MothLightChronicles]

i like the awkwardness with just the two of them