Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday! Joe and Mark are back in the states and they start off by thanking God for Chuck (seriously!) after their podcast recording session in London!
The boys talk about their experiences performing overseas at Top Secret and the Comedy Store. Plus, they walk us through their show tapings in the UK and how they were woefully unprepared! It's too much!!
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[@SourceSigorb]

"Don't rile up the goose if ya can't take the beak" is a thing I'm going to start saying now. Thanks Mark.

[@matguerra333]

lol, he just made up of phrase mid sentence

[@widespreadGoose]

His face right after he says it is hilarious

[@nateTheNomad23]

Don't you tell me I can't take the break! I"LL TAKE THE BEAK.

[@pinkomlet2863]

See

[@bluesyjazzcat31]

Lol YES!

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

My friend came over the other day and he asked me if I heard of Mark Normand. I said no to see what he'd say and asked him what he's like. He says "he's like if Seinfeld was dirty and autistic" hahaha not too far off actually. We then watched Joe's and marks specials back to back while going bareback

[@chinaman5958]

Very straight and cool

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

Assfeld

[@matguerra333]

Brokeback 2

[@gpunk76]

My father's gay

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@chinaman5958 its not gay if your friends

[@isaiahleal2905]

"She queefed right in my face" South Park & now Mark Normand

[@andrew-jv7iv]

You guys should reinvent the panel show for the US market. The talent in NY alone would give you 10 seasons.

[@theeternalnow6506]

The fact they were this funny in that situation in London makes it all the more hilarious.

[@ltsgoyanks]

"Ironically we're being hit!" Omg... too much! Too hard to type while laughing so hard!

[@justhewaves]

Joe rocking the "LOVE" Ohio Homage Tee. LOL! Classic.

[@ltsgoyanks]

"Don't rile up the goose if you can't take the beak!".... lmao!! Hysterical Jerry.

[@JBubbleap]

Joe's hate list: 1) Marks watch 2) Marks cat 3) Seinfeld Season 9

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

Mae

[@tylerschwab3474]

I think season 9 is one of the best, not sure why he hates it so much

[@rem299]

Surely the cats number 1 for him.

[@joshpoole67]

And about every other band or musician

[@ItsNotShakespeare]

Season 9 has its moments. But alot of it is stupid. The moments only exist because of the foundation built by the prior seasons

[@nickgebhart514]

Shoutout to Emarald Square Mall. Used to go there every December with my grandma to see Santa and ride the train

[@ryanhawn3793]

love how Joe recommended a boxing tournament for a domestic abuse awareness event

[@benburnett2706]

Chunks of kids teeth 😂🤣😂

[@TubeJelly420]

“A hole b hole c hole d hole” omg u guys are hilarious

[@xavierpaquin]

List going "we're talking about Seinfeld here" We know, you chooch!

[@a.k.4o]

You guys are absolute professionals, because that episode was funking hilarious

[@steve7015]

Love the podcast. Always my go to. Can never figure out why it doesn't have 10 or 20 times more views.

[@miramirez3574]

juncle is a new life goal for my kiddo, uncle Joe list is pretty cool.

[@steve7015]

Can't wait to see the movie Joe. The trailer looks amazing. The scene with Sarah looks hilarious too. See you at the Paradise in Toronto next month.

[@praokon]

you guys always make the beginning of the week fun. :) keep up the great work and keep kicking life's ass!

[@Betty-Boop809]

Try Bad Friends on Mondays )if you haven’t), it’s a great way to start the week.

[@nickmussetter9931]

Mark “you got that right” Normand👌

[@joshpoole67]

He said it as I read this comment!!

[@theojarome6108]

Pop Shart!!!

[@doctorzogg]

I'm 30 and thought it was great

[@haveagreatday9865]

Musta been too many queefs during the live premiere

[@davidperez5089]

When was that?

[@haveagreatday9865]

@@davidperez5089 many moons ago.. about 7

[@HighSociety1995]

A Queef too far

[@ericbarros2971]

Joe - I worked at Emerald Square Mall back in the day. Appreciate the reference 👌🏽

[@cheekymates171]

both of you guys are right in between the dirty and clean, whatever both of you are doing is changing the game and you should embrace it. You guys being yourself is beautiful

[@jeremylogan3457]

Mark- I also think about cutting the bar of soap every time I see Irish Spring. Joe- Love the Ohio t-shirt! Arguably the best flyover state in the Union!

[@chickenfishhybrid44]

Ohio now may not necessarily be all that much now but it has quite a bit of big history compared to most "flyover states".

[@andrew-jv7iv]

Visit Yorkshire next time, Joe ! and book a gig up here please.

[@zmcs]

Chuck is Portuguese?!? Fuck yeah I though I was the only Portuguese gay here. Go Chuck!! 🇵🇹

[@joelmijares4561]

Chuckie boy, maybe we can tuck the neon sign cord behind one of those wallpaper panel slits? It’s all pipes.

[@chuckstaton]

@@joelmijares4561 I'm frightened to even breathe on them, lest I become the big bad wolf.

[@clevermissfox]

Maybe move the sign down further to the next set of logos so there's less cord length to come to terms with

[@daddysnowflake8186]

Joe where that mindful metal jacket at?

[@davidperez5089]

Used to love drifting off Into sleep on mmj.

[@theeternalnow6506]

lmao @ their tv show experiences. Nothing better than bombing stories.

[@jibba1681]

Our guys make their own mugs for merch, still buy coffee from coffee shops 😂

[@monsieurdildo]

So so keen for Fourth of July, Joe! 🥰🇦🇺 if only I had friends and could build up support for a premiere…

[@ithebandon]

We like what you like, be yourself and slay the world Mark

[@chriskasatka2095]

That Beatles joke was solid!

[@ProMonke12309]

got a little uncomfortable when Mark said " get a Mexican to do it" Joe "Woah!" 😯 LOL don't worry boys we brown folks ain't no punk b*thes. We can take a joke 🤣

[@LuisHernandez-ph6ji]

Facts

[@xlvigmail9775]

Can't wait for Joe's movie.

[@eyeTHC]

I love that Luis was cut out of it

[@telephantasm4070]

@@eyeTHC What? You went to see it and they cut him out?

[@eyeTHC]

@@telephantasm4070 no Joe said it on YKWD at skankfest

[@telephantasm4070]

@@eyeTHC Ooooh! I thought you meant Louis! I thought, "impossible!". Sorry for the confusion, ahaha. IDGAF about Luis J. Gomez. LMAO.

[@eyeTHC]

@@telephantasm4070 😂 😂 😂

[@mister_cottonESQ]

Finally releasing the video on time!

[@ole_limberlegs]

I recommend the movie "in Bruges"...

[@nevrock1]

There is an Eye Hole (e-hole).

[@chaunceytalent]

👂 🕳 as well

[@davidperez5089]

From a to k you can find easy adjectives for holes!

[@rekososa3175]

😂😂😂 great ep!!

[@rhettlink9805]

beatles dropping like...FLIES 🥴😱🤣🇺🇸👁✊🏿🎶

[@patsh321]

always love ghetto the backdrop setup lol

[@DrunkInPublic]

I might be projecting but pretty sure popshart made almost all the tuesgays laugh

[@eligreenfield3409]

A boxing tournament for domestic abuse awareness seemed like unintentional comedy from List 😂

[@widespreadGoose]

Arcadian Driftwood by The Band. Great song

[@diligenciacoimbra1039]

Portuguese over here!!!! ALL PIPES!!

[@chuckstaton]

wooo!

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

2 x FUN GUYS = C O M E D Y

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

It warms my heart that you guys had a good time in London (apart from the work), see, we're not all Gremlins with bad food and worse teeth. Queef!

[@xavierpaquin]

I think the UK is seen much better than that in general internationally

[@austinlee6709]

There’s gotta be a story behind Joe’s Love Ohio t-shirt

[@miramirez3574]

pack it up ❤

[@tylerl2690]

Thought for sure he was going to reference a gander after that goose thing

[@codyroberts2929]

Algo Queef

[@NickKuzmick]

Trees are super green in WA. Cus it dumps rain like japanese bukakke.

[@chickenfishhybrid44]

On the West side it does lol

[@stonerdormroom]

Thank you for quoting Eric the clown (Jon Favreau)

[@aAsShHtTo0nN]

Damn this is a good show

[@ross2709]

I really love the UK. It shows how much is tied up in culture while still using the same language. Australia is another example. Glad to have you both in frame too. Making art is a venn diagram: there is the circle of your own taste and what you like, then the circle of what the public-at-large likes. You make art in the place that overlaps. Also the people in the front row over-reacting in England were probably just fucking with you.

[@fakeyawns]

We need Pop Shart shirts.

[@goranmenkov4369]

love it

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Those kids, in therapy in 20 years, discussing whether that piss joke was inappropriate.

[@MrEggula]

Apart from this episodes this episode (i am ) browse it to the is are

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

fucking on fire this ep lads

[@jameshornby5644]

Can we watch the episode of the panel show?

[@trendybistro]

E hole works for Ear :D

[@puddintaine4556]

...mekka lekka hi - mekka johnny ho.. And Joe, keep that Pop Shart bit and work it out, baby.

[@Klocaine237]

Dudes. That show from London was bomb 💣 as Fuk

[@justintee3241]

ShartTank!!!

[@mc26collum]

Try looking at Mark while Joe talking and Joe while Mark talking. That's real comedy.

[@JP-rj1cd]

26:18 really thought he was gonna shoutout 21 Savage

[@JP-rj1cd]

There's no WAY that Canadian Lucy URL was correct 😂

[@augustusjohnson5892]

I care about the laughs

[@puddintaine4556]

I care for the fartz.

[@Antuan_the_Swan]

Wow emerald square mall! You have to be a mass guy to get that lol

[@Gauss247]

Before the commercial I though that they faded to black to put a full screen picture of Jimmy Savile

[@stephanieknight5105]

❤️❤️❤️

[@triplethraet]

rhys james is great. used to do a football comedy show that was hilarious.

[@puddintaine4556]

IT'S ALL PLATES.

[@brettwoods8166]

nice

[@kanifalam7835]

These guys are skatting and bebopping

[@4nnunaki]

where can i purchase those shoes Mark?

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Did they say the name of the CW show they'll be on? I really want to see that now lmao

[@soulcavity_]

The Great American Joke Off, just came out recently.

[@biancadistefano7612]

I'm here to tell Mark having kids is awesome. 👌

[@nevrock1]

Sometimes I think 35 is the new 15. 😀

[@puddintaine4556]

@@nevrock1 dude I hope..

[@freebirdjackson5511]

That’s not what my moms says. She still hates me for the jackassery I brought down on her when I was a youngster. I’m 60 and she’s 90 and still holds a grudge.

[@biancadistefano7612]

@@freebirdjackson5511 I'm sure she's glad she had you. Parents shouldn't blame children, they raised them it's their fault!

[@freebirdjackson5511]

@@biancadistefano7612 My dear old mom say it would have been easier to raise a a chimpanzee on Adderall than to shepherd me through childhood.

[@uberfresco]

God damn it feels good to be a tuesgay

[@baconburnlips669]

funny, it's usually just joe saying that mark's fiance doesn't like him (and hinting that he doesn't like her). but it doesn't sound like mark is too high on her either. he's implied he thinks she's shallow multiple times

[@ole_limberlegs]

I've come to a new appreciation unto Joe list.. He's the tips'o',the'nips

[@whataloadofbollox]

it's all pipes.

[@carterbeamish6612]

please move to Gig Harbor Joe! We need someone funny over here lol

[@chickenfishhybrid44]

Don't need anymore publicity for WA or the PNW for that matter

[@fletchrexxx1122]

What was the name of the tv show?

[@connerhaas4703]

Why are you guys questioning yourselves on your comedy? The real fans like you guys for who you are and aren’t going anywhere.

[@michaelmcvey679]

Can we get a reaction video of Mark watching Nolan Ryan beat the shit out of Robin Ventura?

[@davidperez5089]

Pretty disappointing really, just watched it. Robin pussed out as he got to the mundo. Put his head into a submission position basically. Comedy!

[@MaTTheWish]

It's crazy that Joe List still bombs periodically.(Mark too) Joe's special was a PRO set!

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

Hey Joe, come to San Jose!

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

By the way Joe, I believe you were thinking of the Emerald Triangle, but it's not in Washington. It's comprised of Humboldt, Trinity, and Mendocino Counties in Northern California, and it's where the majority of/ best outdoor weed is grown in the U.S.

[@SamBassComedy]

For people wanting that Nolan Ryan clip, it's really good. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHq9c2yFZ5l1e6c

[@cockneyculchi]

I will not hear a bad word against Jimmy Sav...... He fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

[@patrick815]

Joe drop that trailer on your channel.

[@electrolinks]

Well what do you know, Joe CAN act.

[@ltsgoyanks]

Is the show ur on Mock the week?

[@ltsgoyanks]

Ok.. it's not..

[@ole_limberlegs]

Listfull=attentive

[@unclenoob3062]

Pee Wee live at the Roxy 1981 give it a goog kids.

[@terriblepaulsey4904]

Wait, was Mark contemplating in the shower of the bathtub? I'm confused.

[@TheCrawf28X15]

So Nolan Ryan has a history of beating on idiots lol. There was this guy at my high school who did a lot of Xanax and would break into houses to steal stuff for drugs. Well he Took a bunch of Xanax, blacked out and just so happened to get into Ryan’s house not even knowing who’s it was and got beaten within an inch of his life. Could probably still find the news story from Georgetown Texas😂

[@aussiejay6300]

You guys should have Daniel toshed the shit out of that abuse gig... told everyone how she set you up then asked the audience if they were ready to be offended... you guys are great... it wouldn't be like you were being fired from comedy...

[@tunghansen7260]

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