Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

[@Kyle-es2yd]

Joe’s disgust with the first watch beep me rolling

[@europa08]

Joe being disgusted by the watch beep at 35:45 was so funny. Where's the new watch Mark?

[@DrunkInPublic]

F*cking 3 minutes in and Mark says “I’ll blow the whole family” godddamnt these guys 😂

[@treylyde999]

@@Jordan-vf4up well said

[@iMaradonaa]

Pound for pound the funniest podcast. Keep it guest free!

[@jonathanstow9638]

And don't give the producer a mic! You hear me Chuck?!

[@tmjmccormack]

After watching for about a year and being somewhat invested in a bunch of other pods, this is easily the most consistent and funny pod out there. These guys are a match made in heaven.

[@groves19881]

Wait for this day every week, truly love this podcast! Y'all both are Perfectly matched for a show together... Even when y'all feel ya have nothing to talk about the show is Golden with y'all just flowing back n forth. Namaste Much Love From OhiO 🙏🏼🍄🙏🏿🌹🙏

[@treylyde999]

My third time to watch this episode Fall asleep to it and it’s like you’re talking to then except they don’t answer you back or stop talking why you say something. Then I realize I’m dreaming

[@Zoso37123]

haha Mark is so fucking insane sitting middle seats and riding a BUS to a wedding!! hahah

[@Downs-Indroam]

How did you come up with your Zoso name? I literally had a real-life, no BS just cuz we are commenting on a comedy podcast, swear on my family's lives, the most F'd up Ouija board experience I have seen/heard ever... Same thing your name means? (Believe the Ouija one is Zozo so spelling slightly different)

[@GrimKardashian]

@@Downs-Indroam Famous occultist pee-dough Jimmy Page made it up.

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

@@Downs-Indroam People get it tattooed on them & kids used to write it on their notebooks..its been popularized by Led Zeppelin for 50 years

[@j.b.7133]

@@Downs-Indroam You didn't think to perhaps google it once seeing it here? lol

[@electrolinks]

And rich as fuck. Admiraiton.

[@thomaskeyboard]

"middle seat is the window and aisle combined" the worst hot take in recent memory

[@isthisPG]

The middle seat is truly the 'worst of both worlds'

[@electrolinks]

Shocker. So bad.

[@wedderboom]

Definitely my new favourite pod. All funny no self righteous social commentary. Good job fellas.

[@fritzpierre92]

Have to agree 100%

[@jiggycalzone8585]

This and taste buds open the week well

[@rawpower12xu]

Enjoy the backlog, I am telling you, it has been funny for so many years.. Agree on the Tastebuds too, not as funny, but DeRosa's rage is unique. Team DeRosa.

[@ryanparadissis9115]

Dude what you're doing is great mark you're actually taking buses and going and living real life this is how you get real stories.

[@WheresTheBodiesG]

Tuesgay is my favorite day

[@adamcosman8789]

Good ol 2gay's with stories

[@bizinsky]

It’s Cinco De Mayo somewhere 🌮

[@tonymarselle8812]

And my favorite gay

[@patrickbaklava7297]

@@bizinsky slurp up da mayo

[@austinpower6722]

@@patrickbaklava7297 ln km o llllloll

[@lithium]

Nikki Glaser not being able to talk is such a miracle Mark should've bought a lotto ticket.

[@CRojas]

Mark should have bought her a drink

[@chriscee3981]

Maybe now we can not hear her talk about sex for a while

[@oghash4912]

🙏🏼

[@HIGHTS]

lmaoo

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Exactly...Her "I love sex & wanna date regular guys, but can't find boyfriend" bullshit shtick is unbearable!

[@TheCBDemon]

I've watched so many other podcasts but this one just hits a little different

[@AA-xb2zm]

...In a good way

[@paulkossak7761]

I don't know how these guys handle all the traveling. No way I could do it.

[@clevermissfox]

I knowwww,, I would lose my mind flying commercial every week. Sounds like purgatory.

[@Red_Twizzler]

Sounds worse than going to the dentist

[@FupaLipa]

considering a lot of them make more in a weekend than most Americans in a year helps

[@HIGHTS]

Seriously. Bert's schedule is probably the most insane

[@clevermissfox]

@@FupaLipa true that money would help motivate me

[@rawn9234]

Another Monday another Tuesday with stories Godbless

[@Reformsqua]

Great barrier queef

[@jacobbland360]

Conqueefador

[@danielhernandez3831]

Marks reaction to the tube top prom and expression to the corn row flip flop bridesmade ..."...thats unacceptable" Agree

[@samanthab1923]

Oh I was just watching “Are You Garbage?” That wins the prize 😂

[@AvonNabors]

Mark’s Tourette’s are gold every time. Space needle!

[@davidperez5089]

Does tourettes include loud random burping?!🤣

[@FeloniousFunk]

“I thought Jim Crow was a bird watcher.” - Mark Tourettesmand

[@giuoco]

31:00 List doing his ad reads in an airplane bathroom after blowing the co-pilot

[@glencarnes]

Joe’s cringe when the watch goes off 😂

[@inkonpaperhero]

lol they just talked about this last pod and Mark said it was the last one, but here it is beeping uncontrollably for no reason. Joe just seems exhausted, it's hilarious

[@samanthab1923]

@@inkonpaperhero He’s bad when it comes to remembering what annoys people. Chronic lateness, farts etc

[@nathanielbrown2837]

Love the subtle moan when the watch goes off. 😂

[@thefpvyawthority8106]

35:48 lol the pod without the watch beeping will be considered a lack of pipes jerry

[@mildredkrall8388]

exactly...

[@GetCaught]

Good ep, very loose and also tight, I like it when you missed each other and have a drop of contempt for one another 😅

[@nathanzaslow5614]

TWS is part if a balanced Tuesday breakfast

[@__Gw]

Mark is a legend

[@__Gw]

The zip line

[@guidemonkey]

Mark on a bus with migrants from Florida: "anyone here from Caracas?! .. Siénteme duro!

[@drunkenninjamaster4738]

I can't believe Mark doesn't realize he is one of the top funniest comedians of this generation. Rent the car, Mark. Haha

[@-jq8gt]

The Greats don't got time to be thinking about where they rank. They just do their thing. Lesson for the rest of us.

[@day245]

Not yet

[@drunkenninjamaster4738]

@@day245 tell me you're a Joe List fan without telling you're a Joe List fan

[@GorbyP]

Little puns and wordplay don't make you the funniest comedian of any generation, he should get a job writing for laffy taffy

[@drunkenninjamaster4738]

@@GorbyP I didn't say he is the funniest and all Mitch Hedberg did was puns and wordplay, became a legend. Sit in the back and be quiet.

[@PAYNEKILLER..]

Mark said "some compost eating" I nearly spit coffee all over my windshield, Joe's wanted poster inspection sticker story had me drooling laughing like a idiot 😆 🤣

[@kylemcgill2966]

35:43 The watch strikes again 😂

[@Kyle-es2yd]

Joe’s growl 😂

[@kylemcgill2966]

@@Kyle-es2yd 😂😂😂

[@CalMcFadden]

Tell that to Vietnam, good lord mark 😂😂😂

[@laneeric]

The Three Amigos from Top Gear got that bit lol

[@poolmanrte2254]

"I thought he was a bird watcher" jesus mark 😂

[@danniedandelion8232]

I have a special needs kid. I got sensitive with the tard word for awhile. You gotta get over it. Especially if you grew up in the 80’s and 90’s, it’s just a part of our vernacular. We gotta stop crying over words. Especially in comedy.

[@tylerbecker3348]

MY COMMENT KEEPS GETTING DELETED, ITS A CONSPIRACY - Mark, hold the "start/stop" button on the Timex until the colon between the hour and minutes goes solid. It won't have the hourly beep after that.

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

6:28, and then Kevin James was the king of queens.

[@abevigoda819]

36:46 for all you watch beepin freaks out there

[@Choscura]

I think I've got the same sort of timex? the control format is simple, there's a "set' button bottom right, there's a "next/previous" (top right, bottom left"), top left is the back light, and the big button on the bottom is like an 'enter key' to go "NEXT" with. hold down the set button for 3 seconds and it goes into 'setting mode', and then eg when you set the numbers you do the top right/bottom left to get higher/lower number-oclock, and then the bottom 'enter' button to move you to the next digit, and the 'set' button again when you've set every column as you want it and are done modifying settings.

[@Mittenrayy]

Getting here late (video, schedule allows to listen first) but cheers to all of us! Let’s have a great week!

[@megmcelroy1284]

Please do live podcast in Philly!

[@meatwad5022]

Algo'! Queef! Comedy! tuesdays a good day for the tuesgays fellas (and ladies 😉)

[@Kas3-]

Joes blue chew add made me fucking cackle lmao I’ve never heard someone make an ad so entertaining

[@wrxman16]

I talked with a member of Houndmouth and they love you guys!

[@acream32]

You guys really are the best at the stream of thought comedy pod

[@joefondu]

Come to Denver!

[@luciemcmahon6580]

@houndmouth is a great rec boys!! Yeeees my favorite band!

[@drewstaples9648]

Joe complaining about the watch is so crazy to me because he is the worst with most things!

[@soulballet]

Still MonGay in LA

[@matyassiegl1332]

You know it's gonna be a good ep when Marks wearing a baseball cap

[@donwooganowski8518]

Lmao Joe the moment Joe said I'm hitting 198 out here, my first thought was that's not even that bad anymore

[@chrischancellor7372]

Tenure, Jim Crow, the United Kingdom ... Someone get Mark an Encyclopedia Brittanica for Kwanza.

[@kforkunt2760]

Love this podcast!

[@soundsbitter]

“You should smash that it would be the most viral video “. Lol

[@CamahaWR450]

Laryngitis… N Word… Yaknow.. Charades 😂😂😂

[@kwansolar263]

Susan B. Answering and Christopher Walk in , I love Mark's OCD lol.

[@soulflaya2271]

I worked with a guy that went by “Seph”, but I’ve literally never heard before or since

[@will6176]

I think the point of tenure is that professors are free to do research and have non-popular opinions and not be afraid of being fired for their views or research. It’s like job security, that is supposed to allow academic freedom by not keeping professors in fear of losing their job for stating the truth or doing research.

[@sethgsf4120]

Every story I hear about Bert makes him sound absolutely insufferable

[@JP-rj1cd]

26:05 bullshat is hilarious & grammatically correct

[@paulc8588]

Hi Mark hi joe

[@elbob17]

I've been listening to this show weekly for 6/7/8 years now, who the fuck knows, first time seeing the intro.

[@antonio_carvalho]

"Pull out the razer!!"

[@JMCote112]

Tube top makes me think of Rosie Perez in 'White Men Can't Jump'. I'm not even sure she wore one, but that's my mental picture.

[@sdmcustoms]

Each to their own queef but gillis above Normand on the bill doesn't work for me 🤷‍♂️

[@WKRP187]

I don't know man Gillis is turning down alotta "Top notch primo snatch" these days!!

[@gordong.5154]

Joe Matarese's "comedy club" is a restaurant that he is rebranding on his website...Call it! Good ol college style prank

[@alecbaldwin9671]

Mark said diamond Dallas page and I spit out my coffee. I treat his mansion for pest control here in Georgia as well as his athletics studio. Lol neat

[@islifereal]

damn one gun mishap and now you're dealing pesticides

[@clark7john]

Mark, Joe, PLEASE. Do NOT kill yourselves, yet.

[@scottduenasii1833]

2:09 ~ Ma-Newer "Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-Newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing."

[@NickGio]

I'm going to miss Normand's watch

[@neuvisean1739]

We need a Timex smash video. We have all been through it enough and need the catharsis.

[@Downs-Indroam]

I know I am watching too much of Mark when I hear him make the second joke about someone named Duncan being associated with Dunkin' Donuts this week lol

[@-jq8gt]

These guys should do a side podcast called: "What's that word I'm thinking of?" I admire these dudes to the moon, but they are Victoria's Secret's models when it comes to actually knowing what human words are. I don't proclaim to be any kind of genius, but I think this would be an entertaining and educational sidebar to the podcast.

[@stanleykubik1778]

So funny i was thinking the same thing few weeks back, i was just thinking they should do a little section every week called "learn a word with Joe and Mark" lmao. English isnt my native language yet i feel i have more vocabulary than them lol, yet i absolutely love them, def my fav comedy podcast, zero holdback, zero political correctness, just 100% retard talking, which is what we need. keep being the dumb geniuses you are, guys, dont listen to that coocoo lady. Comedy !

[@numpty2723]

If you think these guys have Swiss cheese minds, try Yannis Pappas

[@que_sera_sarah_85]

Does car inspection refer to getting an oil change 🤔 ? Just curious, not a phrase that's used where I live.

[@ajh21313]

inspection is for exhaust. We used to have for MI.

[@wgdep]

the beep!!

[@MrEggula]

can day for his playstation controller forever reminds me this movie could win a lot of good shouldering video

[@estebanvasquez3041]

Poppin those kids’ cherries

[@EricHitsDrums]

Joe in the future i can inspect your car. would just need a little notice before, no check engine light on in the car and you'd have to come out to Nassau County.

[@matguerra333]

"Isis air" is Funny AF.

[@irelandoreilly1575]

Mark! Hard to believe that you do not know how big you are!!! Damn!!! You have been my favorite comedian for years watching every podcast you stick your nose in... and you still still think you need to take a bus,,??? OMG! I just feel so lucky that you hit our little Rochester, NY comedy club while u are fully matured and amazing!! Yet you still don't know it!! a year later! I do not expect to see you again Here at: Comedy @ the Carlson before you realize just how amazing and special you are!! You were already too big for us!!!!! Even though you are distinctly, possibly unfortunately a bit too ' ass kissing' to other comedians... taking "yes and - ing" a little 'too far' ....a little too positive to other comedians. Without having any real opinions and distinct personality separating yourself from kissing the asses of every other comedian... Which I ultimately support in a Joe Rogan Style! " The rising tide truely floats all boats" way!!! No doubt!! But please be just a touch more 'true to yourself' ....and a little less 'man be pam bi' .... milk toast! ....totally agreeable to every goddamn thing everyone utters! And this is from a woke left wing, middle-aged woman!!!! Please!!!! loving you Mark, now and always! Please keep plugging away... being your true self!!! Whatever and whoever that is!!! - a Life long "Normandite" forever!

[@metalface9463]

35:46 hahaha

[@daisydog388]

Joe "road house" list, nice kicks

[@MrEggula]

Yeah, I'm sure it's this way a lot but if it isn't always this if it should be (being) +halved and have a lot being it to this a simple way to get all of it waterless

[@LNarciso3]

Mark’s nailing em. I’m sorry I don’t respect anyone who wears Crocs

[@michaelmcvey679]

The Iron Triangle is that chop shop area by citi field....the entire place should be bulldozed

[@diannawilliams6923]

Joe, why don’t you take the car to the dealer for the inspection? Have a professional experience.

[@jamesharris40001]

Mark sounds like Howard Squirm

[@ltsgoyanks]

Watch needs to go to Smithsonian! Sotheby's auction will break a Timex record!

[@fishlips8336]

13:40 🤣🤣🤣

[@5after4am]

Mark has no earlobes.

[@malikshabazz2065]

great stuff :-)

[@rxb5132]

Mark's watch is still here.

[@ruben_____]

"I know Nilco about Wilco"

[@Frozen_Bean]

Diamond Dallas Page 🤙mark knows whats up.

[@jordandavid8653]

I’m just grateful Joe has learned not to yell into the mic, cuz otherwise he’s great.

[@samanthab1923]

Too much w/the bathroom humor.

[@d3ad2r1ghts]

joe again bringing up how genius nathan fielder is a win.get him on the pod fattys!

[@JamesGalloway27]

hilarious episode, but the part that really had me barkin was in response to joe's tiktok shit: the sudden honesty of mark's "i just pay a guy, i never even look at it" is so boiler plate, businessman, soulless detachment from tiktok as an art form. he just knows it's a thing that helps, eventually, probably, and should be worthwhile if he "just pay a guy," so that he can "never even look at it"

[@TheOnlys]

God bless the Queef

[@kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361]

Bingo!

[@AriMarkShaneKippyFoley]

hope your knee feels better Joe

[@klompsauce]

51:19 they should thank us every fucking day.

[@MerM117]

Betsy for Elizabeth.

[@gitboy314]

stop it with the jimmy legs

[@josephbaker2692]

Better thumbnails would boost engagement!!!