The AC is not that bad guys, didn't even notice it until you mentioned it. Leave it on, be comfortable, take off your shoes, maybe blow each other!
@pressrepeat20003 жыл бұрын
LOL, that’s exactly what I thought they’d start doing when I saw the outfits they were wearing this week!
@DamnWow3 жыл бұрын
This pod shows the height difference between these two wild queefs Joe’s legs are in 3D somehow
@Josepheus_Hallelujah3 жыл бұрын
Is list tall?
@malibuice6503 жыл бұрын
@@Josepheus_Hallelujah 6' 3"
@jacobrouton77093 жыл бұрын
That queasy Queef be packin too. Sheesh
@TrevorScanlan Жыл бұрын
Shorty shorts arent helping
@kekmountain28823 жыл бұрын
Your heart could have easily stopped while u were asleep, I'm glad you're alive bud we need ya
@DestinationDank243 жыл бұрын
Jumped back 100 episodes and I’m not mad at it!
@dcool2u23 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joe for the strong words and tough love you showed Mark at the end of his story. I think you said what we all were thinking. Mark, I'm just a queefy Tuesgay but please stop accepting drugs from these randos. We want you around for a long long time!
@whatsamata18883 жыл бұрын
Joe: there’s a little lip under the counter Mark: (softly) cleft palate
@wiggityp3 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah.
@deadstellarengine3 жыл бұрын
Joe looks like he has a 6 week old kitten in his shorts
@Mrsmp20003 жыл бұрын
He’s smuggling Greg in there
@vasishtvasan753 жыл бұрын
@@Mrsmp2000 it's a smug fit
@sernastyle3 жыл бұрын
Recap: Mark almost died, but instead he killed.
@margaretsander84193 жыл бұрын
Typically I’m not a listener, but I tuned in because “We Might Be Drunk” hasn’t posted this week. Great show! Btw, Oppenheimer was the lead on the Manhattan Project.
@nathanieljuliusvonmeyerstein3 жыл бұрын
You gotta search “we might be drunk” because they finally have a handle and don’t both upload it anymore. It’s up! And as always, great.
@lopezpdvn3 жыл бұрын
Martes con Historias, con Marco Normando y José Lista!
@rawpower12xu3 жыл бұрын
On a side note: Mark, dude you are fucking fearless but don’t push it buddy. You are more beloved than you imagine
@rawpower12xu3 жыл бұрын
@Cody Heckert I should have said Reckless perhaps... So many stories where a lot of things could go wrong since the start and he still goes for it haha
@davidperez50893 жыл бұрын
While you're at it, quit eating random bung!! HA!! U queef!
@BeRoyal373 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Joe feels the same way I bet
@jonmccabe8425Ай бұрын
23:17 “That’s ahhhh, hard to do” 😂
@samkilgore23733 жыл бұрын
I was at the early Friday show in San Antonio. Mark still killed it even though he was clearly off. Thanks for the awesome show and for not canceling!
@robertmartinez94803 жыл бұрын
I was at the 9pm show on Friday waiting to get in. I thought it was running late cuz Mark was killing but it's even funnier that he says he bombed. Come to think of it the people walking out were pretty quiet. Glad he's heathy but now you know S.A. is a party town! He did kill the second show.
@vic1torious3 жыл бұрын
List should be a goddamn leg model. Look at those bad boys.
@xavierpaquin3 жыл бұрын
He should be a crotch model
@reneschoolderman78353 жыл бұрын
Yessss. Thuesdays with shorts
@jessebrown11163 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@stephenruiz81273 жыл бұрын
Fricken love this and we might be drunk. Such a treat througout each week.
@rawpower12xu3 жыл бұрын
Man, that pill story is actually scary
@AlanMaxey3 жыл бұрын
Yeah like I was laughing but it's like jesus, dude. Don't die please.
@j.b.71333 жыл бұрын
Joe really yelled at him off camera, because he’s a good dude. The random pill game is beyond dumb, and this guy already drinks too much. Not good
@MaxBeamer3 жыл бұрын
@@j.b.7133 damn didnt kno u were there..
@j.b.71333 жыл бұрын
@@MaxBeamer correct
@JJM22222 жыл бұрын
he was fishing for a bit imo
@likwidmagik2 жыл бұрын
Joe List with the Qu.bec Noridques shirt! YEEEESSSSS!
@jesse_t10003 жыл бұрын
Definitely never heard of Xanax being called Green Hulks..lol. Xanax bars are usually a long tablet but white. Like Joe said, Xanax is a banzo and affects drinking severely. Glad youre okay Mark! And shout out to the Young Blood for having your back.
@bens59743 жыл бұрын
There's green ones, different mg
@Buglife.3523 жыл бұрын
Incredible hulks, green 5mg bars
@SurrealiS3 жыл бұрын
Any RX's that are white are normally generic, the green / yellow bars are name brand Xanax. For instance when Joe mentioned he did xanax all the time "back in the day" those were most likely the .25mg or .5mg's and generix it sounds like this dude hooked up Mark w real deal Bars which is WAY more MG's than what most "non-initiated" as I call them (aka non drug addicts) are used to seeing. But yes generic bars are normally white, and are easily divided into 3-4 doses.
@jesse_t10003 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealiS yeah i mean a whole bar on top of booze is a recipe for disaster regardless. This queef better be careful, we cant lose him!
@Danielacastillohi3 жыл бұрын
The gays look like they’re in one of those optical illusion rooms where one person on one end looks gigantic and the person on the opposite end looks tiny
@tds70783 жыл бұрын
I’ve lost so much melanin listening to this
@DemocracyFirst20253 жыл бұрын
Joe is right. Mark is lucky to be alive. Also, whenever u have a pill ur unfamiliar w/, Google the imprint on the pill and it well tell u what it is. If the imprint is scratched off, throw it away.
@JBGC9163 жыл бұрын
Mark got a big ol Xanny bar.. those green ones are rare these days...
@DemocracyFirst20253 жыл бұрын
@@PearlDrumsHead no no that’s why fentanyl is so dangerous. It’s being snuck into everything on the black market. U think you’re taking a benzo or a low dose opiate, it’s laced w/ fentanyl, u go to sleep forever. Happens every day.
@DemocracyFirst20253 жыл бұрын
@@PearlDrumsHead my last comment bc you’re boring me- I never implied Mark took fentanyl. I said he’s lucky he’s alive bc it could’ve been. Take it away fatty!
@huckleberrylachow22023 жыл бұрын
he’s lucky to be alive in general. he probably did just take too much xanax, mixing benzos with booze is so damn dangerous and makes you blackout and you don’t remember a thing
@noone-k1h3 жыл бұрын
God DAMN, fatty!!! NEVER mix booze and benzos. We love ya! Don't die!
@matguerra3333 жыл бұрын
I do it everyday, it's fine. Green Hulks are not benzos, their Vicodin (painkillers...) Dan is a dumbass
@sketcharmslong62893 жыл бұрын
Yeah usually I don't listen to comment section knowledge but absolute fax, paramedic I knew told me that booze and benzos is a great way to accidentally wake up dead
@sketcharmslong62893 жыл бұрын
@@matguerra333 haha mate I've done it many times too but every day? really not that fine bud 😂
@benpreston21633 жыл бұрын
@@matguerra333 ya but you will have to have dialysis when you are 40 cause your liver is funked up
@shootboxpodcast3 жыл бұрын
@@sketcharmslong6289 if you don't wake up dead, you're waking up with a criminal record
@liljillface1233 жыл бұрын
What a wild story! Just glad Mark is okay now, that could of ended badly. I don't want to subscribe to another podcast so please stay alive buddy! And what a good guy Joe letting that mouse out safely, I feel like Joe and Sarah would be such sweet parents. Love you gays!
@freddiealejandre34623 жыл бұрын
Lol I've stayed at that red roof during fiesta and yeah it's bad . Glad u made it through Mark . Love u down here in Texas.
@bananacatleon3 жыл бұрын
Awesome Quebec Nordiques shirt! 👕
@HelloCecilia3 жыл бұрын
You should never turn to drugs to help you sleep Mark (besides weed, it's natural lols). Try chamomile, lavender or ginger tea before bed, maybe a diffuser with Bulgarian lavender will knock ya out? Take care. ♥️
@rich6973 жыл бұрын
I laugh every time joe says my fathers gay randomly
@adamgm843 жыл бұрын
Sitting here, 6'3". shorts binding up just like Joe's. Life is good.
@ATX-Hi83 жыл бұрын
Had to stare at Joe's package for an hour straight.
@d.j.ashley3 жыл бұрын
Same thing here man except I'm what the gays refer to as a "disgusting fat person." Not bragging 🥴
@diaperriflez93913 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite eps in a looong time. Mouse and red roof stories were both killer!
@DaveDoesCambodia3 жыл бұрын
I think Joe buys his shorts from the NBA in the 70's. But who can resist these two top notch comedians? Loving this pod!
@JohnnyNatrium3 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who just wears shirts from Primark's salvation army trash-bins it seems, but it's a great bit to me - colours like bodily fluids covered with big Logo/Meme art of things that were popular around when smart-phones just came out. There's something about it being way too recent to be vintage, and also being tatty even back in the day when the topics were actually fresh/relevant. It works magic somehow on the streets too - when I was walking with him I lost count of how many strangers we passed by that actually called him out to his face when he wore his neon-green, loud-logo'd Angry Birds tee. One of them, we were in a packed partying street in Amsterdam, and some big black bouncer of a sex joint we were just walking past would point from a fair distance and just call out "angry birds" without any expression on his face. It's a whole other level of funny mixed with confusion to me.
@Gibsoncustom893 жыл бұрын
Loving the effort of trying to figure out the splitting of the atom then moving on to bananas
@kylevids39513 жыл бұрын
You are easily impressed huh.
@adamvogt79373 жыл бұрын
Was she a registered nurse?? Uhh she had gloves... 🤣🤣
@GwizProducer843 жыл бұрын
" it's not up there it's in the kitchen ". Is a bit no question. Had me dying
@TheUnitedWeStand17763 жыл бұрын
"Thought it was leslie jones" 😂😂
@dinomerk91493 жыл бұрын
Lol I used to get green hulks in high school and marks story is exactly wat would happen to u if u were drinking and take one lol theyre no joke
@jacobrouton77093 жыл бұрын
Yeah he totally took 3-4 Bars like they were blue footballs and turned into a zombie. I think he either was really stupid with his dosing and took em while he was wasted or they guy hooking him up didn't properly explain how powerful those things are
@jacobrouton77093 жыл бұрын
Also that dude who was with him the whole time and hooked him up, the ex-addict," is either the coolest guy on the planet and a lifesaver or totally drugged him to professionally"leap-frog." I.e-He used Mark's face to login to his phone and get a mainline to the manager, probably established a relationship for saving Mark's weekend, instantly has a wild story and "clout" within the Comedy community, etc. The list goes on but I just got a funny feeling about this one
@B34STIFIED3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobrouton7709 the ex addict was the host, the opener was getting him the help
@TheNotaryMom3 жыл бұрын
Hi Hitler! I've been a fan a both of you for a while and I'm embarrassed to say I just started listening to your podcast. Im binging it all day. It's giving me something to live for. You guys really know how to tell a story! Mark never ever ever mix Xanax and alcohol again 🙏🏻 Gay for life ❤️
@josephleemartinify3 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand really took 3 (very most likely pressed) hulk Xanax bars....I’m fuckiing weak....(if you’re a drug user you know how crazy and relatable this story is lmao)
@dizzy89503 жыл бұрын
Yea I've had my run in with benzos few years ago. Lost some friends to it and from it. I hope he quits while he's ahead. He's already got the drinking habit. Hulk and school buses are usually laced af. Fucking Russian roulette.
@patrickbaginski2 жыл бұрын
Crazy this pods not more popular
@locast43653 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Party Nurse took my VIP table that I didn't show up for since I was still queefing it up in Cancun. Glad you're still alive Mark!
@janeoppo48863 жыл бұрын
Great story Mark! It was probably a xanax bar, long rectangular pill. The dosage is imprinted on the pill, they are usually 2mg. The smaller white pill Joe described are normally 0.25 or 0.5mg
@gourmetghost3 жыл бұрын
the green hulks off the street have always made me puke and black out so I see where mark is coming from, if he had a schoolbus(yellow 2mg) he might not have had such a great tale!
@Carebear_3113 жыл бұрын
Those bitches were pressed. They didn't come from a pharmacy.
@andrewdylanjones15623 жыл бұрын
The white ones are the lowest .25
@jakeegarris3 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a benzo blackout to really make you rethink things
@Revolution11173 жыл бұрын
Jesus Mark, glad I didn't wake up and see you trending on Twitter with everyone talking about what a great guy you "were". As a fellow recovered alkie & addict like Joe, all I can say is that you might replay Joe's responses a few times re: your drunken "Zanax" episode . He's spot on with everything he said. You're one of my favorite comics & got a bright future ahead of you, ya big gay. Don't be a queef and screw it up, or worse...
@chriskirk29153 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Xanax bar it’s like 3 reg ones
@shadymercury2 жыл бұрын
love when the one guy takes his shoes off to chill in his black socks
@CarlosSantos-gs2hp2 жыл бұрын
im portuguese living in Luxembourg... and i missed seeing you... daaaamn... hope you guys come to portugal too.. its a beautiful country and we all speak english... queef... aaaalright
@kaiharris3 жыл бұрын
The double mic fart really wrecked me 😂😭
@Norvillescoobs8 ай бұрын
The double mic fart is a whole new level of friendship
@davidgarrison80533 жыл бұрын
Colbert's Peabody must be pissin' Joe off 🤣
@viON953 жыл бұрын
Haven't felt this gay since last week
@MaxBeamer3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@harbordetail68523 жыл бұрын
Yo ep406, listed as ep306 on youtube. Mazel
@nichole86093 жыл бұрын
"thigh meat" 😂 Dang that story Mark told is hilarious but pretty worrisome.
@kevintester2527 Жыл бұрын
WE CAN'T HEAR THE AIR CONDITIONER. STOP BAKING YOURSELVES. You're not a chocolate queef cookie! 😂
@jhansen74433 жыл бұрын
haha Mark you had 2mg bars my man. We used to call those green school busses.
@andrewb.28953 жыл бұрын
Martes con cuentos! Comedia! 👊
@jessebrown11163 жыл бұрын
Those shorts Jerry!
@chattanoogapropertymanagem36222 жыл бұрын
It was my flue game 😂😂
@marcus80162 жыл бұрын
LMAO...love this podcast!
@AtilioEscobar3 жыл бұрын
Mark too a WHOLE Zany bar. Come on man! =]
@LizaVillarreal33 жыл бұрын
Love these two queefs. Great episode! 👍
@greatscott1753 жыл бұрын
Does the title read ep 306 instead of 406?
@larrycampbell42403 жыл бұрын
I love how the guy on the right slipped his shoes off like he did makes me happy
@andrewdylanjones15623 жыл бұрын
You're not supposed to take the whole bar,they have 4 grooves in them you're just supposed to take a quarter of one lol each pill is 2mg , so a quarter is half a mg
@rebeccaanne85463 жыл бұрын
Hey took a few of them too
@HPDFire3 жыл бұрын
All these comments are an online intervention. As a psychologist, I highly encourage you to go to rehab. Making such reckless decisions, not having firm boundaries, and the consistent denial that there's a problem are hallmark indicators of someone who needs to go to rehab now, before it's too late. Look how many people love you in the world, look how many friends you're disappointing, look at the life you can't create (having a family) because your too busy with your addiction. It's time Mark. And if Joe is the one who reads this instead of Mark, he needs motivational therapy (for people who are in denial of their addiction and refuse to go to rehab). Wish you the best, and hope to see you perform live one day.
@sayotefries3 жыл бұрын
This episode is on fire!
@bsykesbeats3 жыл бұрын
Hey Shelbo, it says 306 in the title, but it should say 406.
@droo743 жыл бұрын
The best story I've heard so far!
@mmc5773 жыл бұрын
Best pod on the internet
@nvmm1663 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a normal drinking and Xanax story, ive had a couple lol
@garthvooder14023 жыл бұрын
From what he described the pill looking like it was a Xanax long skinny and green but it's four doses they have three lines where you break them. My buddy back in the day took a whole one after drinking and passed out on his front steps and I had to watch over him all night
@PearlDrumsHead3 жыл бұрын
It’s not 4 doses. It’s a 2mg pill just like the rest of the Xanax bars. They were probably just fresh. The green ones are always strong af
@boosterbrosllc46813 жыл бұрын
That’s bad news bears, Jerry!
@BOSprodz2 жыл бұрын
8:32 I was expecting Mark to say that it actually was a 'yellow lab'
@HBinnie13 жыл бұрын
What I imagine Marks final words will be 54:37
@doug8923 жыл бұрын
Is she a registered nurse? Ahh, she had gloves... lol
@catherinegilliam42022 жыл бұрын
Lincoln was shot in Ford’s Theater, not a Kennedy theater
@HankG3 жыл бұрын
Love you Mark, don't want to see anything happen to you. The green pills from a stranger were worrisome enough but to jump back into drinking the next night after having all that happen is next level. Might be time for a break from the partying ya smelly queef.
@JASP3R_SPOTIFY3 жыл бұрын
thanks dad
@thall30863 жыл бұрын
This is an underrated pod
@sncts8132 Жыл бұрын
Mark popped a hulk after a night of drinking 😂😂😂sheesh
@nickm65153 жыл бұрын
Mark glad you are okay can tell Joe is a true friend and cares for you just like that mouse. Don't do anything stupid would like to see you do stand up live in person sometime soon.
@pareja902103 жыл бұрын
Wtf Mark. I mean at 38. Take it back a notch, queef
@phoenixmysticised883 жыл бұрын
Diggin' List's shorts
@leo787443 жыл бұрын
43:06 you’re welcome
@fbrizay3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@skinnylegendz69403 жыл бұрын
Potentially the biggest story in the history of humans whether it's Aliens or man made technology, a leap that would make the Industrial revolution look like a joke....is boring? You're one of a kind Joe List 😂
@AntonioThunderbottom3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't hear the AC. Joe's anxiety strikes again! haha
@nathanboskoski3 жыл бұрын
I love this story Mark normand I’ve been there before
@JuanHunnaIIX3 жыл бұрын
So...i havent listened yet but by the title im assuming Xanax....am i right?
@LuciaLmfao3 жыл бұрын
lmao the spanish bit in the beginning
@mysterydata96403 жыл бұрын
Plz don't die mark. Don't leave Joe alone. 😢
@davidmays303 жыл бұрын
These dudes are quick with it.
@babalootukeke3 жыл бұрын
Hey Mark... Lunes, Lundi is moon day. Sun day is... Drum roll... Sunday :D Queef queef!
@aliblanco27573 жыл бұрын
I wish I could hangout with those queefs 🤣
@mkmstillstackin3 жыл бұрын
Luxembourg's an awesome country. You gotta check it out.
@Odenix752 жыл бұрын
"Comedy.... " 🤣😅🤣🤣👍
@AnthonyLETSPARTY3 жыл бұрын
Love a Joe list video! Even if it's poorly framed like this one
@chancestance59813 жыл бұрын
Xanax will give you no anxiety to a fault plus waking up with no memory and usually missing something if you take enough .
@damiandichico69403 жыл бұрын
Hey Guys is it possible to catch-up to the current Tuesday instead of lagging behind a week? Just curious.. huuge fan
@AshkonHobooti3 жыл бұрын
this ain't episode 306
@ChundaCaChunda3 жыл бұрын
I love you Mark Normand! I’m a little hungover and a little gay ❤️