Beauty Mark Normand | Tuesdays With Stories

[@andrewtruex]

The number one thigh podcast on KZbin

[@michaelbart3965]

One of their best bits is when Joe says something for the 90th time and Mark pretends like he’s never heard it before.

[@telephantasm4070]

This isn't YMH, go hate somewhere else.

[@jackjackthompson5771]

I just realized Mark throws all his cups behind him 😂😂

[@MarilynJ.]

Holy shit just saw the pile 😂😂

[@neuvisean1739]

That pile is insane

[@mike20855]

been doing that for a while

[@michaelmcvey679]

Hot Dermatologist is a great side character

[@eroticmasterbaker]

Its also a delicious side dish

[@io.]

Not the mountain of coffee cups behind Mark 😅

[@ericroth6974]

I was gonna say, how has there never been a mention of this on the pod. I thought it was just a behind the wallpaper thing, but I just noticed that pit is completely full. 😂

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

My favorite part of Mark's stories is when he becomes visibly bored of what he himself is saying.

[@pareja90210]

So self-conscious about it lol it's what makes him our patron Gay

[@GreetingsFromSpace]

that's me half way through any sentence.

[@Sardleby]

Lovers

[@tomking7039]

Any jizz…

[@jpierce2l33t]

Crowdstrike is the name of the company that caused the outage lol

[@tg71842]

He’s an idiot, dude. just a funny moron.

[@jasonwiggins5906]

Joe shakes his leg when mark goes to far with a comment 😂❤

[@bradpiff6836]

That the jimmy leg 🦵

[@kjnewell7243]

You gotta listen to the early episodes 😆

[@chriscee3981]

​@@bradpiff6836 That's the guy who took bread from Jimmy's mouth

[@AA-xb2zm]

All started with coming up with a signal to stop each other from getting cancelled, Joe leg shake and Mark pats his head...and of course started with the Seinfeld reference of George warning Jerry with "Tippy toe tippy toe!"

[@SuperTed.]

Do you guys watch with the sound off?

[@Frederick0220]

Skid Mark Normand!

[@Halfbreedmofo]

Mark got me with his Fourth of July line when they were talking about drafthouse.

[@chelseyparrcp]

Joe is such a great listener ❤ we love a validating king

[@dillonbusby]

I wish I loved anything as much as Joe loves Kerryn Feehan

[@corneliusthecrowtamer1937]

highest sale for a Mark Normand signed item on eBay in the last 3 years is $42.50 + $6.00 shipping for a Soup To Nuts 8x10

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Not true. I sold a signed vinyl of his for $50.

[@corneliusthecrowtamer1937]

@@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss 🤷‍♂ all I did was a quick Terapeak search

[@eroticmasterbaker]

I bought a signed queef for 69.99

[@jaredknapp8886]

Mark looks like he's showing off his legs fresh from the wheelchair basketball tournament.

[@shainedupuis2649]

Count it!😂

[@gregwarnke1231]

Joe , I’ve dealt with this issue for 30 years. Numerous removals via laser, freezing and cut out. The only solution has been orthotics where they build up the surrounding area. Good luck

[@cloudbloom]

"Gender strike"🤣🤣 Mark is bonkos i love it

[@jakenorth4811]

Lol

[@adk7962]

Joe chose love, and he won. Damn. I almost teared up. Great episode Gents!

[@TuesdaysWithTitleTimestamps]

Beauty Mark Normand 4:44

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Such a feel good story, Joe! Always get a little nervous on the weekends.

[@Charliekelly_]

The best damn podcast that will ever be and that patreon is leaps and bounds above the rest

[@growingheart8039]

Guess you never watched Ayg😂❤

[@zacharybuttitta3039]

@@growingheart8039that shit is trash

[@davidperez5089]

​@@growingheart8039Kippy's vox is worse than Normads.

[@Charliekelly_]

@growingheart8039 every week my man

[@Walrus286]

Hellll yeah baby. Eps banked from 3 months prior and 20 minutes of Q&A banked from 5 weeks prior. Gotta love it

[@jonf2188]

does joe shave his legs and paint them white?

[@jc.spacepig]

This is way better than the current live streaming Kill Tony rn

[@Dild0Fagg1ns]

Amen!

[@GLo1991]

It always is. How can anybody stand Tony’s sass

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

@@GLo1991twink tony

[@teejay3698]

Kill Tony has run it's course

[@DangerousPOSSE]

That was an incredible KT episode how dare you

[@haroldnorwalk9818]

Mark’s divorce era will bring this pod back to life 💪

[@davidperez5089]

Gotta have the baby queef first.

[@haroldnorwalk9818]

@@davidperez5089YA GOTTA SEEE THE BAYBEE

[@nextbizzy]

This podcast is full of hot gay love 😘

[@Chris-P]

Not till after Joe's Feehan era

[@billdauphine951]

This ❤

[@antoniog3681]

Listening you try and talk about Croatia and Serbia is making my head hurt lol. Still love you guys!

[@thomasoravec528]

Remember Joe was complaining about his neighbors using a leaf blower in the morning? said they had a checkerboard flag.. Croats!

[@superjbarz]

One of the people that birthed me is not a heterosexual

[@shugarbage]

You had multiple people birth you??? Damn I only have one mom. And one gay dad

[@jawlinejawlinejawline]

My fathers gay

[@TheBrentsd]

Best logistics pod ever

[@trekient]

You bailed on the Foo Fighters concert for dinner and a movie?! I'll take your Pearl Jam tickets for Fenway Park when Beetlejuice is released in September.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

“Yugo girl” made me cackle like a witch in my bathroom.

[@thetroothhurtz]

The best part of Tuesdays!!!! (Mondays)

[@jayfreedman5186]

Joe is on fire. Good shit.

[@mikewilcox8653]

The coffee cups better make the move when they change studios

[@jackjackthompson5771]

Finally List sitting normally! THANK YOU! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@okay.bruv.]

Thanks for uploading while I'm sitting here waiting for my plane to take off !!! I'm gay! Love u two !!!

[@kodymonroe2613]

Feel like I could picture joes date so well. Great ep

[@DangerousPOSSE]

Watching marks collection of cups grow larger every episode brings me so much joy 😂

[@jakenorth4811]

Joe’s date night story. Joe loves life. 👏👏👏👏👏 that is awesome

[@ethanhirsch4750]

Joe, I’ve dealt with some bad plantar warts. Acid didn’t work. Cryo didn’t work. Turns out Lasers is the only thing that works and they work fast. One visit for small warts. 2 visits for big ones. And 3 visits when it’s huge and been growing for years. Just FYI.

[@markketchenjr9335]

It’s all pipes !! 😂😂 only pod I can’t wait to watch !

[@Larrydavid89]

Thanks katz and crew

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

Wow, the cool dorks who hang out with the comedians I like have a podcast Holy shit there's hundreds of episodes I'm sorry but like no one knows about this show

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

Joe List and Mark Normand talking to each other has the vibes of 2 old ladies with chains around the back of their glasses gossiping over a game of cribbage

[@jasont9045]

I like how all these comedians are friendly and supportive of one another. Something different

[@sponkmcdonk3898]

New York comics are

[@norab7432]

1:03:58 both of their parental situations remind me so much of my own parents. 🙃

[@firesidefire]

Totally 😂 it’s gotta be a boomer thing

[@norab7432]

@@firesidefire 100% boomer stuff lol

[@cristopherchouinard8414]

Love starting my Tuesday mornings!

[@oghash4912]

Thank u guys for helping me through every week

[@creddycreddy]

Former Yugoslavia is: Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro, Slovenia and Macedonia.

[@o00thunderhawk00o]

I never knew about this until today! What the heck! They talk the same! I thought Mark was Joe's guest! Wow!

[@bentleypizza]

Ur producer has excellent deep voice🎉❤

[@jackjackthompson5771]

Poor Mark and his parents 😂😂

[@andrewgervais3115]

7:03 best Nick Cage impression I've ever seen

[@rodrigo__angel]

- Sierra Leone, I think... - Oooohh, good director 😂😂😂

[@deadstellarengine]

“I am going to need you to smell this before I flush”

[@thelibrary8878]

~went to Ebay and saw the Marky Marked up photos ! Not bad ! I like the Signature with the Star of David!

[@RobBanks76]

42:00 on repeat

[@k.c.simonsen2]

“She’s Got Hot Eyeballs” is the name of my band’s new single

[@DJTheoSF]

Joe List has a twin brother in California named Sweet James who happens to be a lawyer. You can see his billboards all over CA :)

[@floydawaight49]

I get good and stoned on Monday nights for Tuesdays With Stories. PeaceOrElse

[@j.yahnke]

Joe Lisp and Mark Nomad ❤

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

The original reason I started to put duct tape on my ginormous plantar wart was that it started to spread and I was like 'hell no'. Then the duct tape + some crazy glue finally killed that Return of The Jedi crater sized crater.

[@Peter_739]

huh

[@niina9777]

I'll have to try the duct tape

[@AlwaysNerdyTV]

Duct tape works after about 5-6 days.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

@@AlwaysNerdyTV For my really big one it only worked after I put crazy glue in it. Originally so the tape wouldn't fall off so much but it actually filled the wart and killed it. But the tape definitely always works at keeping the wart from spreading and creating more warts.

[@yoiink]

poor ole Chuck really got it in this one and the haters will be wringing their hands, it's all pipes !

[@pointysidedown]

What happened with Chuck? Time off or did he leave the show?

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

Another gay ep but it feels... different without Chuck...

[@Isaacelijahmusic]

Yeah why did you book Rochester Mark!? 😂 should move it to Saint Paul!

[@GoodVibesOnly8-]

“here’s the clinker” 😅😂😂😂 it’s Clincher!!

[@giovanguida4874]

I always thought it was clunker

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Ladies...

[@rhettlink9805]

its "CLINKER" cuz MARK is a DRINKER 🆗️🍸🥳😏™️✊🏿 #cheers #pipes

[@binimgarten8696]

They went over this topic on the pod in 2014 or something.

[@Pico_Spice]

First TWS episode I've caught but longtime listener of We Might Be Drunk. The use of Mark's watch beeping sound for transitions killed me. Will be back next Tuesday just for that alone

[@RatchetPo]

42:30 as an Arab I like how Mark Normand's idea of the Middle East is a sari and black hawk down, neither of which are Middle Eastern (south asian and somali respectively) lmao

[@sovalame863]

Kats for producer 2024

[@ReidStreetSoap]

Got my tickets for okc!

[@ZenoSama_]

CrowdStrike is the company that went out. Mark Mormand is hilarious.

[@adrianguzman8248]

Mark @ 51:21 😂 💀

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I'm starting to think Feehan is the egg donor...

[@chrisv6350]

Joe, you need to apply OTC wart acid and cover it with a piece of duct tape between applications.

[@sammathey1995]

Mondays with stories!

[@TheRico24]

Joe!!! Get electro cautery to remove the plantar wart on your foot!!!!! Please upvote so joe will see, it's truly the only thing that helps persistent plantar warts.

[@AgendaInMind]

Why is he so brainwashed that it needs to be removed?

[@richardstrocchia2488]

Rockford Illinois in the 🏠

[@davidapodaca6827]

I can really relate to Mark with his parents. My dad is really ridiculous, and I tell people the things he does. And they just say "oh he's not that bad." Then I give other examples, and they're still like, "oh he's not that bad." Then I'm like, "fuck you, you don't see him on an everyday basis. You just see little snippits." But yeah, I felt that when Mark was explainin his family to Joe

[@Sardleby]

You don't skip through when the guy on the right talks? How do you do it?

[@ak1342able]

Someone give them a hug please

[@PolishGypski]

Great ep, men.

[@rja861]

Tuesdays with parental trauma

[@theskyguy2352]

Every episode I think “Good lord, Joe is a queef”. My father’s gay and it runs in the family

[@jackhorsley3912]

Joe bailing on the concert is what I do after buying a ticket for literally any event, apart from I’m 26 and don’t have a kid

[@Brrrax21]

Chuck Noblock!!!

[@kevinmccombs3201]

Show of hands, how many folks would be just like the new producer, Chuckles McGillicuddy in the background? ✋I'd need a friggin ball gag

[@Mickey-ky9ew]

“So I told to him ‘you better step-off’”

[@kingRagnar616]

Poor hygiene is why Joe's wart won't go away dude steams and doesn't shower after 😂SMH

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Best Pretenders song: Don't Get Me Wrong

[@JDK516]

Their cover of Everyday Is Like Sunday is really good, too

[@jimothybikael]

0:05 TF is List doing lol

[@flowm00re]

This your first time?

[@jackjackthompson5771]

A new word for List. He had the perfect date with the wifey and yet only enjoyed others suffered but not him: schadenfreude! 😅

[@tylerford6509]

Was at the sioux falls show. It was worth the wait. Thanks for coming out mark. And btw sioux falls is 250,000 people. Of course we got stripper bars. Haha correction, one stripper bar.

[@samuelpinkerton5307]

I love delta spirit ❤

[@syohm7782]

We need a solo bobby lee episode. Joe vs Bobby haha

[@deannad9105]

Btw, supposedly SouthWest wasn't affected by the CrowdStrike outage because their computer operating system is from the 90s. So next time, check their flights...if you dare😂 And Mark, get some fucking insurance already! I just had orthopedic surgery, it would have cost $100,000 if I didn't insurance😱 And that doesn't even include the crutches, walker, physical therapy, etc... You may be healthy now, but crazy sh** happens all the time. It only takes one driver not paying attention, to cost you your savings and your family's financial future, especially when your work depends on you being healthy and able to travel. So please get the health insurance already!❤

[@ISitYouStand]

This is too many nerds for one podcast 😂

[@andrewtruex]

It upsets me that when Joe doesn't "get" a movie he immediately dismisses it and claims that it sucks. Maybe you should try to get it, my man. This is coming from a massive Joe List fan

[@saudm2064]

The new laugh jerry! Can you hear it ?

[@LightSpinAngler]

Stop encouraging them to be hacks

[@rileygally2967]

Dropping at the same moment as KT is wild

[@davidperez5089]

Tony is gay.

[@dylgibson]

Choosing Tuesdays like a true Tuesgay isn't wild at all.

[@Dild0Fagg1ns]

Kill Tony is awful tonight anyway.

[@rileygally2967]

@@dylgibson I wait til Tuesday like a true Tuesgay

[@dylgibson]

@@rileygally2967 Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

“Hay seed”? I think Mark meant tumbleweed. 😂

[@thomascurran9562]

Drive away Dolls was the movie Joe hated at the Alamo

[@BubuH-cq6km]

22:00 sounds like they are Ghay for mark

[@willingtooppose7919]

18:12 Hey Mark ! I think you're looking for "dasTARDly" !! Oh you got there after I typed this :)

[@landonalt]

Joes improvised bleached tooth picks for legs.