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[@whaleman5844]

As an Australian, I can confirm that I'm typing this with my back legs while swimming in the Mediterranean sea.

[@dionysus9383]

Why you calling us out like that, mate

[@__anti402__]

Yea mate, why you calling us out

[@__anti402__]

Whaleman stop spilling Australia's secrets

[@dionysus9383]

@berf next thing you know they tell them we think vegemite is gross and that we just like pranking people

[@__anti402__]

@@dionysus9383 I know, it's stupid

[@apersonthatsucksatnames1133]

The best part of his videos are the monotone voice it adds so much to the comedy

[@JudeTheDuud]

Fr

[@Lakesid]

Fr

[@habratss]

24:03

[@SuperDZ555]

username checks out

[@monsterjambrony]

Funny! I was just going to say that! His monotone voice is hilarious!

[@criidawg]

Tumblr is better than Twitter. And by better I mean funnier. Never used Tumblr before.

[@__anti402__]

Imma get on your boat, OK no questions

[@ultrakid8497]

I don't use it much but as someone native to Tumblr come on down the chance to find idiots who get offended at everything you do is slim to none and also it's actually funny

[@Lakesid]

my dumbass literally thought tumblr was like facebook, an old people app for absolutely no reason at all 😭💀

[@criidawg]

@@Lakesid well, it is old, but the oldest ppl on there are no where near the oldest on facebook the thing itself is like 16 years old i think

[@esmemurnane4341]

science side of tumblr is rude its lowkey amazing tho so

[@texasred8424]

this guy could rival chills in a contest of sounding uninterested

[@averagegamer-mx1of]

Watch out

[@Lakesid]

YESSSSS OMG

[@sleepynova4840]

what is at 9:05? what is that?

[@djdutchgamer40]

@Wren I thought it was a reference to "UP" but idk🤷

[@S_N_O_W_U_Y]

@@Wren3301 And quite unsettling I must say

[@t4ct]

Bro, if my house just got up and left, i dont think i could ever live in another house again.

[@SupahCray]

This is why apartments exist.

[@lactosis]

Why else do you think people live in dark alleys

[@kirillzakharov7336]

4:05 unironically, that is actually completely physically viable. Last year in Tech and Design class, the teacher split us up in twos and one group of three, and gave us one sheet of paper, some tape and scissors. That's all we had to support as many textbooks as possible. Each of those textbooks was about 1.5 inch thick. I and my partner split our sheet in two and rolled each part into a small, but quite sturdy tube. We held 6 of those textbooks. The weakest design(not ours), held 3 books. the strongest held 18 books before the structure buckled. And that was all with just one sheet of paper and some tape. Now imagine what you could do with 5 sheets, or even more.

[@brody_pierogi]

The greek Titan, Atlas, wants to know your location.

[@kirillzakharov7336]

@@brody_pierogi ye tell him to screw off. ain't none of his business

[@momom6197]

The easiest way to support the books is to put the paper flat.

[@justsomeytuber]

@@momom6197 you, I like the way you think

[@inkceptionist8156]

1:14 Tanjiro fighting upper moon 4 be like:

[@cloakey1036]

13:29 *You can hear a quiet jingle in the distance, the lyrics go along the lines of "Thoughts arrive like butterflies, he don't know so he chases them away"*

[@p0is0n49]

7:37 "A sick cat" 💀

[@calebdoan5540]

Stand name: Commander of crows Stand abilities: for the cost of one bread per 5 crows, the crows will find and give you anything you want ranging from money to information Affiliation: Chaotic neutral

[@fishlythoughtsanimationstu6811]

Watching this whilst under the stage while the high school musical is being performed

[@matthewzapata66]

Ur wat

[@SupahCray]

You wot mate

[@esmemurnane4341]

who got killed

[@brody_pierogi]

I feel this in the depths of my soul

[@abehankens7456]

mood

[@amplychaotic4484]

I did not expect Fossil Fighters music to randomly be in something like this. Honestly caught me off guard. Underrated masterpiece of a game

[@StudiosTD]

Vaazkl sounds like he has an exam tomorrow but is scrolling memes at 2am

[@TheDoerOfRandomStuff]

I have an exam tomorrow actually.

[@StudiosTD]

@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff got one soon too best of luck buddy

[@raptorex_i]

@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff how did it go

[@TheDoerOfRandomStuff]

@@raptorex_i pretty good. Graduated a few days ago actually.

[@raptorex_i]

@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff nice and congrats!

[@AceHowboutno]

0:31 thats at the Japanese tea garden in San Francisco!! I can confirm it takes a lot of determination to cross.

[@SupahCray]

*Your attempt to cross the bridge fills you with DETERMINATION*

[@alexandermercier436]

I ate an entire tube of duck tape

[@xcreeperbombx61]

rookie numbers

[@finncatwillhelm2457]

Coward I drank 2 pints of flex seal get on my level.

[@wendykim5288]

do three next

[@TheZincMaster-on1fy]

How'd it taste?

[@SupahCray]

Wot

[@Project_KN1GHT]

5:57 bro has been reading these memes in a monotone for nearly six minutes and the *horse* is what breaks him.

[@Cassowaryeatingnoodles]

As an Australian, I can 100% confirm that we all have four legs

[@getcaughtin4klol752]

24:00 i can feel his rage

[@whycantiwearwhiteafterlabo7661]

This is likely the only time I've ever heard him in a tone of voice that wasn't chill

[@mihaleben6051]

11:08 this gives me slovene vibes and i love it.

[@Wild.fursandtails]

5:50 my horse would just see how happy I am to see her. No I’m serious a horse is amazing to talk about feeling with. Because they can’t talk back but they can give u a lot of comfort.😊

[@JackDaniel-yl6hl]

17:24 to be fair it also says jk right after

[@thqntophxbiq2954]

4:33 I love how he says it so calmly too 💀💀

[@Matheus-gc5fn]

1:27 oh look it's ctchulu, cool, anyways did you know i-

[@SoakieCat]

I swear someone got arrested for something similar to that last meme, teaching crows to steal.

[@pi_man3]

7:19 it’s the secret underground gay/lgbtqia+ hq

[@Ollie12418]

I saw the bubble chair in one of my dreams once. It was like a futuristic school with clear walls. Pretty neat.

[@nefarioulyte9996]

11:27 how on earth did they hit that many arrows into a plane

[@priyanthadevapriya9069]

9:06 someone make a backrooms level specifically for these images.

[@newmoonwithface]

what are they?

[@rambbler]

​@@newmoonwithface those are images that they use when testing your eyesight at a clinic. I don't remember what exactly they test, though, you could probably look it up with something like "eye doctor barn image test".

[@SouthernGothicYT]

1:38 core childhood memory unlocked

[@Cupqueenkate]

I don’t remember that

[@esmemurnane4341]

I never did this! its weird when everyone talks about it lol

[@matthewboire6843]

I saw then as a kid and still do.

[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

I never ever did this

[@gnta44]

6:55 i think this is from a movie, where the dude could make food items, or sweets. and that scene he was just mass producing bread for i think PBnJ, and eventually spews peanut butter or jam everywhere

[@Randomcyanserval]

the movie is called foodboy btw d

[@Duckdoodles.]

Marvel has officially released the multiverse to the public 0:56

[@Chrollostasis]

I have never seen this man more pissed than with the copycats joke.

[@yourgenerickid1109]

5:06 Buy it from Ethiopia,then sell it in Australia,you got an infinite money glitch right there.

[@Foreskin-gamer28]

You fucking genius

[@SupahCray]

Okay, that's scary!

[@dumflame]

This man has an IQ of 420

[@en8led]

AYO I COULD DO THAT TOMORROW

[@Cool_ICE69]

As an australian, I can confirm it is very useful to climb with our back legs.

[@samxia1867]

dude ive literally saw these in the wild while scrolling through tumblr

[@josharchibald4637]

I like how the retort to the bagged milk comment was about bringing guns into Walmart. As if Walmart is just totally safe and it's unreasonable to want protection. Sounds legit.

[@SerGamingGG]

4:02 same but instead of books we used weights and we got like 40kg

[@_u2]

0:44, for those of you wondering, they children ARE okay. they got out before it flew this high up.

[@momom6197]

Thanks!

[@S_N_O_W_U_Y]

no one except the guy above me was worried.

[@hectorjimenez1763]

1:32 I imagined a cheetah and this dude, but the cheetah was the most often one I'd imagine

[@awolfnamedneedle237]

I believe the trading with crows thing but like, probably they were ravens because ravens understand the concept of trading apparently.

[@kaizen600]

as a filipino, i can confirm that is a great place to hide a body

[@The_annoying1]

Damn bro half of these got me crying 😂🤣

[@cat_sandwich]

4:24 Got me dead 💀

[@Qozecz100]

18:48 elves has sick shoes now

[@tomdolben]

6:54 tf2 soldier got to him

[@Pissnburg]

16:18 Suction Cup Man

[@terminus9897]

13:36 That is what is called an artifact. an artifact is an unintentional aspect of a photograph. this artifact was caused by what is called a rolling shutter. basically a rolling shutter is where some cameras take photos from one side to the other. Rolling shutters are common in phones because they require less circuitry and thus less space. most phones with cameras use a rolling shutter. half of the photo was taken when it was dark, but half way through the shutter, lightning struck lighting up the environment.

[@ElSandwich777]

That is the SECOND most dangerous flightless bird in Australia. We actually won the Cassowary War.

[@Uajd-hb1qs]

0:51 It’s at this point the dentist asks “So, how’s your day been?” Like what the hell are you supposed to do at that point?

[@claragemheart581]

I know, right?

[@Uajd-hb1qs]

@@claragemheart581 I think they do it for their own entertainment. I know I would.

[@idkcba]

1:42 That's also my favourite collective hallucination. Always thought I was just weird or schizophrenic when I was little. Glad to know it wasn't just me lmao

[@namelessisayt]

same lol

[@georgiapeach9146]

For me it was a lil girl riding a Pegasus I was a weird kid :)

[@too_online.3441]

Once you've read Homestuck you can't unsee all the Homestuck stuff on Tumblr.

[@gobstopper2.0]

DUDE IM FREAKING OUT THE DOC SCRATCH MEME LMFAOO

[@aurorafluffball5770]

I love how you suddenly just get more depressed with our warning 8:06

[@Lizard.434]

5:45 tabs units be like

[@Coolguy10iguess]

16:13 IM SUCTION CUP MAN

[@WeFightForKarl]

HAHAHA 😂

[@Wubbox_Man96]

“IM LIKE A SUPERHERO BUT POINTLESS” -suction cup man -kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIeykmaXmLqGrqs

[@David-dp7ls]

IM CLIMBING YOUR HOUSE LOOK AT ME GO!,!!

[@venti2569]

22:32 *some pots were also smashed during altercation.*

[@The_cheese_is_grilled]

tumblr is just the better combined version of reddit and twitter memes

[@Oscribus]

0:09 john golf.

[@matthewboire6843]

“I’ll show you a good shot”

[@ASweetShortCake]

6:38 Why is this image so epic though?

[@nunyabisnass1141]

The last one was awesome. If the crows are paying me $20 for a loaf of bread, i need more crows.

[@matrixphijr]

21:03 - "Look how happy *he* is *he's* so proud of *himself"*

[@Lil-Pony]

4:49 favorite part. Pepo boy 🤣

[@GoldFromMinecraft]

Tumblr called helacoprion useless and said it isn’t specialalized for anything. My palaeontology senses are tingling

[@grayjackson8987]

The demon portal in the forest. IT WAS BUILT BY A BIRD. THEY'RE TRYING TO SUMMON THE ARCH-DEVIL ANZU!

[@grayjackson8987]

p.s.- Yes, I looked up the name of this devil just for this post. Anzu is depicted as a massive bird that can breathe both fire and water. There's a mythology lesson for you.

[@grayjackson8987]

p.s.- Yes, I looked up the name of this devil just for this post. Anzu is depicted as a massive bird that can breathe both fire and water. There's a mythology lesson for you.

[@SupahCray]

Is it in Shin Megami Tensei Dx2, though?

[@SupahCray]

XD

[@zackhoylandeif7598]

Wait I'm not the only one who imagined a guy running as fast as the car, am I weird for imagining them as a ninja.

[@S_N_O_W_U_Y]

no, it was the same for me.

[@matthewzapata66]

You, Penquinz0, sunnyV2, are all KZbinrs too good for us and we do not deserve all three of you. Thanks for being awesome VaazkL. The only only British person i could like.

[@meixing0789]

Wait he's British

[@matthewzapata66]

@@meixing0789 sadly

[@DarkSoSpooky]

@@meixing0789 nah really? i thought he was from the moon? yes of course hes british

[@faded1319]

VOICE CRACK AT 12:33 mans still going through it huh

[@Azyne]

thank you science side of tumblr

[@kateariweber800]

13:07 I had water beads and I didn’t know they were invisible and I was in the bath for two hours trying to get them all out before my dad found out 😂

[@mihaleben6051]

24:05 Im am about send vaazkl death threats No, *death promises*

[@dilutedchaos]

i woke up in the middle of the night and clicked on your timestamp and forgot to turn my sound down thanks lol

[@mihaleben6051]

@@dilutedchaos thank you, too

[@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317]

5:20 please tell me that was Florida

[@max-wi7xf]

10:12 ah yes,even in brazil...

[@0That_Guy0]

5:55 One of the rare moments he breaks character. And I don't mind, that comment was brilliant.😂

[@Boldcheesecake1029]

Crow man has so much power Baguette wand that can use the spell "summon 800 crows to fuc up your enemies" One time use tho

[@SupahCray]

fuck* xD

[@Imnotthisnerd]

0:21 ayoooo-

[@lollypopsieandjellybean4643]

As an Australian, I can confirm I have 10 arms and 10 hands opposed to 2 legs and 2 arms. Life is pretty much normal.

[@xSakuraStrawberryx]

I ADORE the last meme.

[@starcabe]

as an australian i can confirm we look like this 0:37

[@mr.banana7593]

Nice, tho I thought it might be someone from Ohio

[@SupahCray]

​@@mr.banana7593 No.

[@avathememelegends1293]

7:12 These guys Speaks West Virginian, At Least That's Where I Live, Thanks Random College for Saving My Childhood Icon!-AvaMeme129

[@TORETH]

3:11 there was one in my nursery once and they were doing repairs on it and i fell down the hole

[@starei]

i remember when i got a really long ad as well. it was the whole of Frozen 2.

[@die__gurke5966]

That on the thumbnail is pathetic. I actually got a 8 HOURS Long ad about climate protection and i'm not even joking. But i was able to skip it

[@Eila215]

Not on youtube but me and my sisters once got an ad about cooking utensils and every time it seemed like it ended and we thought it was over it continued and it was just the same thing but slightly different

[@die__gurke5966]

@@Eila215 lmao

[@alekzynot1678]

Is anyone gonna mention the velociraptor with googly eyes?

[@Foreskin-gamer28]

Yo there’s a velociraptor with googly eyes!!! There

[@alekzynot1678]

@@Foreskin-gamer28 thanks.

[@SupahCray]

I fuckin loved that one. So kooky~

[@THEDisciple1]

why are your videos some of the only videos that make me laugh

[@skidipap8750]

5:05 buy bananas in Ethiopia and sell in Australia. Shipping will last 7 days, froezed bananas can last 30 days.

[@user-zooperkida]

in 7:42 is he actually cuz my brain hurts

[@muhammadballs]

Turn it upside down

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

21:22 Static Electricity and magnified heat and carbon dioxide would go crazy though!!

[@Unsed_Sonic]

Four types of people

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

​@@Unsed_Sonic I'm also worries about someone approaching me and just shooting me through the bubble without a way for me to escape (I live in America).

[@Unsed_Sonic]

@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 ok that’s actually a fair response

[@Unsed_Sonic]

@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 but now five types of people (fourth and fifth being fair about this)

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

​@@Unsed_Sonic I also don't want to fall asleep then wake up at 1AM to see myself surrounded by a bunch of curious deer staring into my soul.

[@dontcopymyflowpookie]

the second one had me rollin

[@myarmsrgone]

I love the science side of tumblr

[@paulweil8431]

what is 9:06 ? it is both unknown, and yet strangely familiar

[@Flame_Overseer]

It’s the pictures the eye doctor shows you to focus

[@ApolloVice09]

@@Flame_Overseer i was thinking sponge-bob when i saw them

[@mr.flyingpig2461]

​@@Flame_Overseerwhat made u go to the eye doctor personally I have lazy eye

[@STARS_ALIGNATION.]

@@mr.flyingpig2461 sad, i have astigmatism

[@hennessyistaken]

20:26 me who realized that at 11(now 15) because i got betrayed by my family:

[@SupahCray]

OOOHHH!!! Nooooo!!!!!! You poor baby! I'm so sorry that happened to you!! I swear, some people just shouldn't be allowed to keep their kids if they won't love and respect them!!! Well, I hope your life gets brighter anyway, honey! You go be the best you can be, show them what they're missin out on by bein a buncha jackasses! Have fun today, too, don't forget! Stay safe!

[@palmossi]

I realized at 9

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

15:49 the teletubby sun if it was an adult

[@harrywarden3729]

If that’s the Spider-Man cheek clapping video ima cry

[@chloesibilla8199]

I've already seen all of these. I feel like if it makes it onto one of your videos the meme is officially dead.

[@SupahCray]

NO!

[@turbo_marc]

This comment probably won't get pinned. Edit: guess it didn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@woofwuf]

Correct

[@somethingenglish9723]

Yeah

[@attomic_bells5853]

Correct

[@RyRydrums]

Correct, no need to say what’s expected.

[@KamiIsntEdible]

Yup👍

[@Geotrax2]

The first one is the definition of anxiety

[@jociexxstars]

2:57 and that amusement park is how I learned what drugs were in 2nd grade💀

[@anastasiablas2278]

I once got a 3hr ad I fell asleep and woke up and it was still playing

[@CasuallyCold]

8:21 Pretty sure it's a contaminated lake.

[@anthony-mn2pv]

i already got a unskippable 1 hour ad but it only happened once in my life.

[@ca3772]

9:18 my parents are always telling me to walk more loudly because I scare them so much