Turbo: the game where you can come third place out of two.
@wolfyboy8 жыл бұрын
the grey cars are actually ONE and THE SAME one! he tried to go backwards out of the ice, and broke reality, and is now split into MANY different entities! ALL standing COMPLETELY still, but for HIM he has been racing ALL the different places at once, for MILLENNIA!
@yoymate63163 жыл бұрын
it’s being driven by Dr W. D. Gaster
@kip2584 жыл бұрын
"This is no good because gravity is pulling the spinners" *"Try holding it over the ice field."* 🤣
@xvalley851210 жыл бұрын
26:31 "Also I am suddenly Russian for some reason." My guess would be that in the Ice Field, your nationality changes every 12 seconds.
@petarmilisavljevic190310 жыл бұрын
Okii
@VisionThing7 жыл бұрын
X Valley I don't get the joke.
@aldmi1328 Жыл бұрын
This video is always a pick me up when I’m feeling rubbish. The whole ice field has me in stitches
@Foodhat10 жыл бұрын
The shape of the track looks remarkably similar to E.T. in the atari 2600 game.
@taffleberry8 жыл бұрын
cannot be unseen...
@aborted41963 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@PULTOST0073 жыл бұрын
God, I return back to this video once in a while. It's just so unbelievably good.
@chipthiefUwU4 жыл бұрын
Larry's laugh is life-affirming. I love to watch this video once every couple of months or so.
@kip2584 жыл бұрын
I love how they ramble on about the freaking ice field for like 20 minutes!
@WeirdWonderful2 жыл бұрын
@@kip258 To be fair, so do the rules !
@lampini11 жыл бұрын
One day, an ambulance believed he could race in the big leagues. After working hard and qualifying for the race he eventually came in second.
@VileOnyx9 жыл бұрын
21:54 "porno hard but I can't leave backwards too far consume" Oh google transcript, how I love you.
@ecolone9 жыл бұрын
VileOnyx "Oh how you can move anyway Hong Kong 3 move me back."
@imergashi72499 жыл бұрын
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@BeaverIAB3 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of my favourite Ashens videos. The board game videos are always top tier but this is far and beyond any of the others because of that fucking ice field.
@WeirdWonderful2 жыл бұрын
I have kept coming back to this video periodically since 2012.
@15-Peter-20 Жыл бұрын
@@WeirdWonderful some may say sporadically.
@Disthron7 жыл бұрын
I played a racing board game a few years ago. I think each player had a peg board that was their "gear shift" and that's what determined how many spaces they went. If I remember correctly, the corner lanes had gear markers and if your current gear was higher than the lane you were traveling on you had to move diagonally away from the inside curve. If that meant you would go off the track you would carsh. It was pretty cool.
@Patrick-Phelan5 жыл бұрын
In case you've spent the entire year since wondering what that game could be, I think it's probably Formula D.
@KatieKat2239 жыл бұрын
"The victory is declared to the NHS" I chose the wrong time to take a drink.
@SpikesSoRandom4 жыл бұрын
Considering the circumstances at the moment, lets hope so
@Eden-Valentine4 жыл бұрын
Still the same 5 years later
@sharona1981 Жыл бұрын
I was feeling really depressed so went and rewatched this, and I'm so glad I did. Something genuinely lovely about watching two mates trying to play a board game and have a laugh. Also, Larry's laugh is a thing of beauty. ❤️
@MoffMuppet8 жыл бұрын
I imagine the ambulance stopping just before the Ice Field, waiting for the racers to stop sliding about, and when they are starting to get through it he just floors it and breezes through, finishing the lap before Stuart.
@Steets9 жыл бұрын
In the Ice Field, any and all laws of reality are suspended.
@JayfeatherFan10008 жыл бұрын
Person 1: Sir, what about physics? Your plans defy every law of physics! Person 2: Physics? Where we're going... We don't need physics! Person 3: Oh God... You don't mean... Person 1: What? What's going on? Person 3: YOU MADMAN! Person 2: We're going... TO THE SLIGHTLY FROZEN OVER LAKE! Person 3: DO YOU WANT TO GET US ALL KILLED YOU MONSTER?! Person 1: What's so bad about ice?! Person 3: DON'T YOU KNOW, YOU NITWIT?! PHYSICS STOPS ON ICE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! Person 2: YOU'LL COME AND YOU'LL LIKE IT! Person 3: I'LL GO AND I'LL IMMEDIATELY BE RIPPED TO SHREDS BY CROSSING FROM REALITY INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!
@brendacolon20938 жыл бұрын
I'm Too Lazy For A Proper Name
@richardsibley91648 жыл бұрын
I'm Too Lazy For A Proper Name a
@adammullarkey49968 жыл бұрын
Question: Why can the grey cars not move on the ice field? Surely the warped physics there would allow them to move, despite their being glued to the track?
@GeneSavage13 жыл бұрын
"Issac Newton is spinning in his grave... 'cause it's made out of ice." XD
@gaz94114 ай бұрын
Larry earnestly suggesting to hold the spinners over the ice field to counteract gravity caught me completely off guard and made me burst out laughing. He just starts saying it like its going to be a perfectly reasonable suggestion, and you can hear Stewart go quiet to listen to him before he realises he's talking shite
@darkpwnu918910 жыл бұрын
Only these guys can get you to watch 2 adults play a board game for 30 minutes
@1981troyboy9 жыл бұрын
+David Yashayev BEER AND BOARD GAMES...
@JonatasAdoM3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that half the video are only the instructions; The best part!
@Boogie_the_cat Жыл бұрын
@Wayne Herby OMG. Worst bit. I click on the video because it says PLAYING a board game. If I wanted to laff at instructions I'd go to IKEA
@Boogie_the_cat Жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM yeah, just say what another commenter said six years before you did. That's clever and original. I'm going to write the same thing, then people will think I said it first if they're not paying attention, and then I'll be cool.
@15-Peter-20 Жыл бұрын
@@Boogie_the_cat wow you're cool
@matthay21929 жыл бұрын
10:54 Such an infectious laugh, I can't stop! ;)
@Veezyjung9 жыл бұрын
I know why the ambulance is driving so well, Sabine Schmitz is at the wheel. Also while in the ice field your movement can only be expressed as an irrational number.
@TomTom-rw9pe10 жыл бұрын
I had to come back and remind myself about the rules of the ice field :D
@AltimeterAlligator6 жыл бұрын
So Turbo's creators took a simple route, and let players determine physics for each other, to create the most unforgiving system possible while appearing to write fair rules. That's incredible.
@kruddthebarbarian61698 жыл бұрын
Larry has the most contagious laugh ever.
@chib112 жыл бұрын
"You came in 3rd out of two and your age can only be expressed by an equation."
@captainmappy395910 жыл бұрын
That intro music has got to be the best thing I've heard all day.
@pixiepianoplayer114 Жыл бұрын
"Turbo Ice Field" sounds like a Brian Eno track
@BlasterTheGuineapig10 жыл бұрын
Hey, I gotta go call the cops on you. This game is for 7-14 years old, and you are over the age of 14. Thus making this video illegal. Just kidding, another great video guys!
@dantheman74957 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@WeirdWonderful7 жыл бұрын
Fool, by passing through the ice field, they have become - 247 years old and both genetically identical to George Washington Carver.
@genericsaltykid78197 жыл бұрын
BlasterTheGuineapig if this was a game on the wii u I would've made a WII U WII U joke
@mauriceh75587 жыл бұрын
you forgot that you can play this game if you have the mental age of a 7-14 yr old
@VisionThing7 жыл бұрын
BlasterTheGuineapig Thanks for saying you were kidding, so we know you didn't report them.
@timmythex96849 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it is but I enjoy watching grown men play board games and chat for half an hour. Just me? Ok...
@AngryPapaSmurf3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh when Ashens had hair and Larry was rotund.
@SuperCMeekins8 жыл бұрын
this is still one of my favourite video
@hireotrey10 жыл бұрын
oh look simon pegg and nick frost
@otaking358210 жыл бұрын
Insert obligatory Street Fighter II, Jingle All the Way, Super Sentai, Power Rangers, PC Engine, and Wreck-It Ralph jokes.
@JoeP1934 Жыл бұрын
This video is now 11 years old and still absolutely hilarious
@derpytw10 жыл бұрын
The fourth dimension isnt time, i was so blind, it was ICE
@legomario5247 жыл бұрын
[meanwhile in the turbo hospital] "Where have you been?! 911 was called last month" "sorry ice field got us caught up"
@khaymenbrock6458 жыл бұрын
In North Carolina, you can plow a field with an Asian Elephant, but not an African Elephant.
@rk9island8 жыл бұрын
Wait... Really? Shit I need to get rid of my farm elephants then.
@jackreoh8 жыл бұрын
lol
@AgentTasmania8 жыл бұрын
London cabs are still technically required to keep a bale of hay and bag of oats on board. A holdover from early animal rights legislature.
@khaymenbrock6458 жыл бұрын
That's super interesting.
@landoflogic1072 жыл бұрын
Crazily enough, the art of the driver on the board is actually modeled off of American IndyCar driver Bobby Unser who had won the Indy 500 the year the arcade game came out.
@mmorpg22489 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Larry's laugh.
@rtsmiles1110 жыл бұрын
I am a recent subscriber and have recently been a bit low as I have lost a loved relative but watching this has brightened my day especially with Larry's newton joke this channel is amazing
@Larry10 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear the terrible news dude, but so glad we gave you a chuckle :D
@andrewhunt732811 жыл бұрын
Ashens and Larry. Love you two. Could you play Monopoly? Would be hilarious.
@Larry11 жыл бұрын
Hasbro sent us a new edition of Monopoly recently funilly enough, so it may be on the cards sometime!!!
@andrewhunt732811 жыл бұрын
First youtuber to respond to me. Thanks Larry I look forward to it in the future. :)
@Larry11 жыл бұрын
Andrew Hunt No worries matey :D We filmed a few more board game videos a few weeks ago, so they should be going up soon!
@davesayswords10 жыл бұрын
***** I hope that is soon. I watched this for the eighth time since I first found it and I still lose it whenever you bring up Schrodinger. The banter is extraordinary. Dave J.
@Larry10 жыл бұрын
davesayswords Lol, thanks dude! Did you ever watch the other board game videos? But we've filmed a couple more a few weeks ago and should be recording some more in the near future!
@daniwhite869210 жыл бұрын
this has got to be the best episode you have ever done!
@Knuxfan2410 жыл бұрын
Ashens mentioned Big Rigs... Oh lordy.
@yobaseen2110 жыл бұрын
10:54 Larry i'm crying with laughter at your laugh.
@Larry10 жыл бұрын
Lol, thanks :D
@DanTheCaptain10 жыл бұрын
***** Ya I love you laugh. XD
@Larry10 жыл бұрын
Daniel K :D
@bensotheran528010 жыл бұрын
I want these two to make more videos together they're hilarious!
@JoLiKMC10 жыл бұрын
Jeezy Creezy, this game is just _too much_! I almost shot my drink out my nose from laughing so hard at the ice field explanation! XD
@Sam-kx7jc10 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see ashens play cards against humanity!
@AGregtothePast13 жыл бұрын
Oh man. I absolutely loved the ice field rules reading part, and the whole bit about the ambulance winning. Great stuff. Very funny!
@2x4noah8 жыл бұрын
This is still my favorite video ever.
@sirquifilous62767 жыл бұрын
The fact youtube actually labeled the game as Turbo, shows how close it is to the game.
@theslvrbullt8 жыл бұрын
Never heard of the fish thing, but I do know it's illegal to sleep on a refrigerator outside in Pittsburgh.
@WinterSteele11 жыл бұрын
You guy are hilarious. I'd love to listen to a Podcast of you two just shooting the breeze, lol
@Larry11 жыл бұрын
That's something we've been talking about for a while now!!!
@Larry11 жыл бұрын
***** Nice! I'll have to have a word with Stuart about it, but we'll doing a load more board game videos in the mean time if that's of any interest to you too?
@Larry11 жыл бұрын
***** lol, anything in particular that made you laugh? :D Oh, and did you see the Donkey Kong one? Be we've got a couple being edited ATM, and should be filming some more in a few weeks!
@PowerChordEPS11 жыл бұрын
***** Oh God the Ice Field, the Eldritch Location of the 80s arcade board game realm.
@Larry10 жыл бұрын
***** Lol, well we got something coming up in a few days, so watch this space :D
@Nicolai0Nerland11 жыл бұрын
Larry's laughter sounds like he's almost dying! xD Jolly good, chap!
@charlesajones778 жыл бұрын
I had this game. Not really a whole lot to it. I did enjoy how all semblance of physics and realism go straight out the window during the ice section. The ambulance made a little bit more sense in the arcade game, since it wasn't a closed track. True to ambulance behavior, it would come up behind you and make no attempt to avoid hitting you. I forgot you could move the opponents cars.
@zzyxyz00006213 жыл бұрын
"There is no escape from the ice field!" Sounds like it's an RPG board game rather than F1.
@scatlinksean10 жыл бұрын
This game has the craziest rules ever, and 1/3 of the video are just rules!
@teeman92668 жыл бұрын
In Alabama, you cannot wear fake mustaches in churches...
@whiteboardmagic58828 жыл бұрын
Remember, never move the car backwards out of the ice field, or reality will snap back to normal and your car will implode due to the proportions of the ice fields altered reality being inverse to our own. -This has been a public service announcement.
@johnclavis9 жыл бұрын
Nice of them to add to the atmosphere by dubbing in the motor sound in the background for the whole video.
@aaronfaulkes9 жыл бұрын
Shut the fuck up
@jordanbond28009 жыл бұрын
+John Clavis Omfg... Lololol
@johngalbuni33388 жыл бұрын
+aaron faulkes im sure it wasnt an insult
@connorcuddy11 жыл бұрын
These two are the funniest people alive! Besides me of course...
@Jackdixon1610 жыл бұрын
lary's nazgul impression at 10:54
@non-alphagamer36186 жыл бұрын
Watching two people read game instructions. I need to find more of these videos.
@Razzlewolfflight10 жыл бұрын
This game is like a test in reading comprehension and patience. How on earth do you play this?
@emuunlim13 жыл бұрын
Ashens and larry are a great duo, really enjoyed this review.
@SirLankselotYT7 жыл бұрын
I can't stop staring at Larry's man fupa
@bruhbbawallace8 жыл бұрын
I actually have a much better executed version of this game with NASCAR instead of Formula 1 called Race Day. It's sort of a TCG, with different drivers to collect and cars to build, and the gameplay is highly detailed, with the playmats being real tracks, various situations resulting in rolling for stat checks, and the ability to damage/total your car or run out of fuel. It's rather slow for a board game sometimes, but the attention to detail is fantastic.
@PinkeySherbet12 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else find it kind of entertaining to hear Ashens laugh really hard? He hardly laughs on his reviews and it's slightly disorienting but amazing at the same time.
@sionnaich834010 жыл бұрын
I like Guru Larry's laugh. "HHHHHAAAHHHAHHAHAH!"
@italianbubble13 жыл бұрын
Wow thank you guys! You've brought back some memories for me. Not the board game but the arcade game itself. I was just talking about this game the other day to my cousin but couldn't remember the name of the game.
@andrewholdaway8137 жыл бұрын
I call foul ashen, you moved your opponents vehicle before your own!
@RealistReviewer13 жыл бұрын
Always good to see these two gems together.
@milokiss82769 жыл бұрын
About the whole law thing, it's because it would be beastiality if it was live, and necrophelia if it was human, and we don't have any laws on necrophelic beastiality.
@bertramfellow72719 жыл бұрын
Jeffery-James Lane Some states do. I don't know if there are any federal regulations regarding this kind of thing, but it varies from state to state. In pretty much every state, both acts are illegal, as they should be, and I heard a news story once wherein a very bad man was arrested for doing both at once. Don't remember what state it was though.
@professorpenne99622 жыл бұрын
13:07 still gets me
@4x4Crawlr8 жыл бұрын
In Wyoming, if you ride your horse to school, the principal is required to care for it.
@JakeMcaulay13 жыл бұрын
god i love these vids this one just captures that day when you and your mates get the giggles
@helo28038 жыл бұрын
Everybody's gone to the ice field
@SwingStu13 жыл бұрын
Watching this video before my Physics exam so I have all possibilities covered
@thespoon949 жыл бұрын
PLEASE TELL ME THE FUCKING NAME OF THE GODDAMN OPENING TUNE! I've checked the comments about once a month for 2 years to try and establish it's name/location so I may revel in its sweet early 1980's synth melodies - Stuart, Larry or Ashens fans please prevent my insanity from taking me to the ice field
@KamakazeTaco9 жыл бұрын
Darude - Sandstorm
@Sarmathal9 жыл бұрын
+KamakazeTaco Sandstorm Twat
@thespoon949 жыл бұрын
+just a cat Mr Cat, I cannot seem to locate this chain, is there finally an end to my age old quest? Is there definite confirmation as to the title track?
@thespoon949 жыл бұрын
+just a cat there is a chain from 4 months ago, but mere trolls have responded with duds
@estradaalfred6213 жыл бұрын
i love ashens videos i wait all day for them
@procksomaterman10 жыл бұрын
what is the song at the beginning?
@Trusteft13 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this game or a similar version when I was a kid in the early 80's (before I got a computer). I don't think I liked it much, but now that i watch you two play it, I like it.
@MarcZERO19808 жыл бұрын
What's the music at the beginning? Shazam gives no matches.
@pierseden35772 ай бұрын
Same here, It's such a banger and I must know.
@MrNonox13 жыл бұрын
God, I could watch you two play board games all day.
@stagpie644910 жыл бұрын
TURBO TASTIC!
@Snotnarok13 жыл бұрын
@LarryBundyJr I think the length of the video adds to it the comedy and confusion while you guys scratch your heads bewildered at the instructions for said game. Like the ice part of the track where physics and game balance go out the window. It really does emphasizes just how ridiculous the game is. I mean you guys playing is funny too but the instructions, seriously they've been pretty bonkers.
@wafle149 жыл бұрын
Guru Larry keeps saying the static cars are blue but they look white to me....
@adicakes11 жыл бұрын
'strategy hint, this is a good area to create a roadblock' so many bits in this have cracked me up! 'maybe its a racing ambulance!'
@mgunter5 жыл бұрын
Boris Johnson joke in 2012. Little did Stewart know that Boris would lead the country in 7 years.
@MuchWhittering4 жыл бұрын
"Lead" is a bit of a stretch.
@superlink445 ай бұрын
@@MuchWhitteringStretch is a good way to put it. The budget, the increase in poverty, his own waist line stretch describes him well
13 жыл бұрын
This video was hilarious. Especially the parts where Ashens and the other guy couldn't continue because of laughter.
@hypersonic12318 жыл бұрын
your not going turbo on me are you
@nobel118 жыл бұрын
turbotastic
@gravitybreaker111 жыл бұрын
"I'm Turbo! The greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog... TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!!!" And we're all quoting the wrong thing
@lilmisscutie87110 жыл бұрын
I really dig Larry :3
@PayasYouListen13 жыл бұрын
The players would genuinely race round the track and risk damage to go faster round the corners. You could also make pit stops to reset your brake and tyre damage. My parents still have it in the box room. It was fun as far as "racing" board games go.
@organomercury18979 жыл бұрын
1/3 of the video is the rules. good god
@karlandersson43509 жыл бұрын
+Kaleb Larsen Without rules there would just be CHAOS!
@datsnek8 жыл бұрын
If we didn't learn that ice field would break the universe or something....
@theguyinthefunnyhat13 жыл бұрын
My favorite review guy with a chatty and amusing guy...defo win.
@lynchlychfeld11 жыл бұрын
Anyone complaining about them talking too much is just sad because they have no friends to talk to, nor have they ever. :(
@lynchlychfeld10 жыл бұрын
gr8 b8 m8 8 outta 8
@lynchlychfeld10 жыл бұрын
Round 2: Great attempt. Please try harder.
@Sergeantmajormario3 жыл бұрын
They lost their friends in the Ice Field
@officialmashitup13 жыл бұрын
Ah man, thank you both! Was depressed as f*ck last night but this video is just about the funniest thing I've seen in about 3 months!