Turn 1 Win! Etali Primal Conqueror EDH

[@paochicken]

We did it boys! We broke Food Chain!!!

[@kennethmiller2550]

Lol

[@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430]

​@thatguy4026laughing in Prossh

[@Nemissis4265]

Its bean done

[@Steamboat2016]

​@@Nemissis4265FINALLY!

[@srod9752]

Laughs in eternal scourge

[@Indy-the-soup]

Tbh my favorite interaction is etali and displacer kitten in my maelstrom wanderer deck, where you basically win as soon as you cast etali, unless you somehow get a creature from all 4 decks

[@crowdcontrolmtg]

I run that in my Magus Lucea Kane deck as well. 😂

[@norrock1]

If the power of Christmas ends of being on your side your biggest flex would be the turn 1 win. It would be flaunting almost $280 worth of cards lol

[@PubStompMTG]

25 cents worth of proxies for people lol

[@michaelvillarreal4419]

Could use a taiga instead of a forest and make it like $500 lol

[@ToadboyMTG]

​@@PubStompMTG proxies for all

[@crowcoregames1785]

displacer kitten "hello"

[@sida32123]

Until someone uses force of will to ruin your combo and now the whole table is coming after you.

[@larzvogt5688]

Gaea’s hearald

[@grantbosworth6418]

Why would the whole table come after you if you kill food chain? Now you have 0 cards in hand and nothing

[@johnweinhandl8890]

@@grantbosworth6418casual comment ** that’s okay it’s a casual line of thinking. Which is okay to play that way

[@Iguanazilla69]

Something tells me you like Etali

[@PubStompMTG]

What gave it away?!

[@alopexius]

I will make it happen on paper, other alaskans beware...

[@B1ngusD1ngus]

Man those Eskimo's love magic huh?

[@YouFellForTheBait]

​@@B1ngusD1ngus What being a dry state does to a muh-fuh

[@jonathanheld8152]

Gruul mill. Magic As Richard Garfield intended

[@Gatherer88]

Not to mention in a 4 player game you are casting a maximum of 368 cards on turn one...

[@laytonjr6601]

Why are you running an average of 8 lands per deck...

[@nicmalugin-dm9ju]

@@laytonjr6601He….Said maximum but he’s also saying that you cast lands which you don’t and I don’t think metal works with landd

[@reggierustia7422]

With the power of Christmas... your opponents doesnt have free counters in their opening hand...

[@PubStompMTG]

Nahhh never!!!

[@Kodywit-AK]

Editing is great here great video

[@tacotastic1069]

I hit a t1 Etali at FNM a week or two ago hit into a new elesh norn and my own Conjurer's Closet. I had fun

[@trevorweinbrecht7142]

The power of christmas indeed. Except my usual draws are lumps of coal

[@PubStompMTG]

Mine too!!!

[@Smilkma]

Also not to mention if you don’t have square there’s a possibility you can keep going with food chain and just keep recasting etali if you can nab enough creatures or spells that create creatures you could steal all the spells in their decks Of course that’s also majorly Christmas land shit

[@laytonjr6601]

Etali doesn't put back the lands in the deck, so you can mill out everyone on turn 1. You control all permanents from all players, you cast every single spell and you exiled all the lands.

[@brandonherrington7080]

Need to add those two to my deck list

[@michaelborg4771]

IVE NEVER THOUGHT OF IMPRINTING SQUEE THATS SO SMART

[@dragonxlove]

That’s…actually terrifying

[@B1ngusD1ngus]

You should talk about how intuition is a 1 card win con in temur and jeskia lists. I can explan if you need me too.

[@Breviparopus]

Or put craterhoof in your deck and a haste enabler

[@PubStompMTG]

That's a way!

[@6trance]

now just need to get that exact hand to do it...which is next to near impossible, so yeah good luck

[@PubStompMTG]

Yeah, that's why I said Magical Christmas hand.

[@dustinjackson8270]

I guess you missed the part where he explained it in magical Christmas land

[@ameliasnow4336]

Merry Christmas then 😉

[@PubStompMTG]

And a happy new year 🔥

[@kholtsclaw5266]

I knew Obeka Brute Chronologist was in my Xander deck for a reason.

[@seanedgar164]

How does that help? It ends your turn

[@bahamut8995]

​​​@@seanedgar164 It doesn't end your turn, but it still doesn't help. It lets the player who's turn it is end the turn if they want, as it's a may ability. Still won't work, but wrong thought process.

[@CombatDamage]

Plus we're on turn 1 before Obeka has been cast anyway

[@ToadboyVlogs]

Fun way to beat this Make the player draw a card lol...if you can find a way to make him draw a card and you go right before him in turn order then boom you are last to lose to decking yourself congrats...uk other than the fact hes gonna win before that with someone elses cards

[@cnowottny]

Am I missing something? How are you playing food chain (green), when your commander is red?

[@PubStompMTG]

The green phyrexian mana symbol counts etali as a gruul commander

[@nzephier]

What he said lol the green phyrexian symbol

[@laytonjr6601]

@@nzephier Because Etali's ETB isn't enough to win the game, you need a 12/12 infect trample indestructible...

[@JayDubYGO]

Ah yes an exact hand out of a 99 card deck where everything is a 1 of yeah seems very consistent

[@JayDubYGO]

Yes I know you can tutor basically everything you need in commander but it's unrealistic to win on turn 1

[@PubStompMTG]

That's why I said magical christmas land.

[@Zenner650]

...save for later.....

[@OwynDahn-ps4wr]

I believe you would have to exile squee enough times to pay for all of your commander tax, which is consequently why you would have to exile squee an infinite amount of times...

[@PubStompMTG]

👍

[@ashekunz3100]

Fun fact, all the Elder Dinosaurs are mothers of there Dinosaurs type

[@PubStompMTG]

Interesting because etali is male

[@ashekunz3100]

@@PubStompMTG Oh I was told otherwise, might have been misinformed

[@Alice_Haukea]

I like this. But you just described an "Exodia" win. You know, a combo that requires an impossible opening hand. Again, I like this a lot. It's just disappointing that you'll statistically never get this hand.

[@PubStompMTG]

That's why I mentioned it by "the power of christmas." Itll mostlikely never happen, just showing that if you have the right tools, it could work.

[@deepfriedsalt567]

Better than oracle, but still bullshit.

[@zchwen]

I would be impressed by these kinds of turn 1 wins if it was based on the card, and not just fast mana being fast mana...

[@PubStompMTG]

Well it is kinda rare to find turn one wins without fast mana

[@zchwen]

@@PubStompMTG And that is the reason they are not impressive, it is not in the card people try to present, like etali in this case. It's just fast mana and food chain.

[@Donner287]

Just better hope no one has interaction

[@PubStompMTG]

💯

[@IsDefinitelyHuman]

Te shop I visit would classify this as an infinite combo. Infinite combos are illegal at the shop until turn 8.

[@PubStompMTG]

Yep, infinite combo. Some people get salty about it, and some don't. Up to the players on what they want to play. I personally like it because everyone can go for more games

[@IsDefinitelyHuman]

@@PubStompMTG when you're spending more time shuffling your deck than actually playing, you're not really playing the game.

[@PubStompMTG]

@@IsDefinitelyHuman to each their own on how they want to play the game

[@IsDefinitelyHuman]

@PubStompMTG play turn 1 wins too many times, nobody will want to play withbyou. Is why a certain Mana bomb player hasn't showed up to the shop for 8 months.

[@Kristjan0209]

This comment section for some reason appears to be full of beginners. Color identity is one of the first things you learn.

[@pulsefel9210]

wait i thought one of the rules for commander was your deck could only have color costs found in your commander's cost, so you couldnt have food chain

[@PubStompMTG]

If you look at the bottom, which shows that green phyrexian symbol, because that is on the card, it makes it a red-green commander

[@Nilmur2]

colour identity is defined by Mana Symbols appearing anywhere on the card, Colour indicators in the case for some transforming cards. Reminder text is the exception to this rule and doesn't count towards colour identity. So Etali, Primal Conqueror is a Red coloured card, however it has the colour identity of Red Green.

[@Facter-di3cm]

Ay like wise you use the faire guild to be more consistent

[@lofironin2565]

Bro wtffffff f*ck yeah

[@PhillipReid28]

Yea drawing the 7 random cards out of 100 card deck. You have a better chance of winning the lottery 😅

[@PubStompMTG]

Yep. Christmasland hands are great!

[@nicmalugin-dm9ju]

@@PubStompMTGWell 6 random cards one forest

[@philbuttler3427]

"free counter spells are toxic." Meanwhile this bs is totally fine

[@PubStompMTG]

🤷

[@haydenhelton6852]

Any chances of getting that hand on the opening hand a million to one

[@PubStompMTG]

Welp thats why I said magical christmasland

[@rexone9564]

Ez

[@user-vg8ce4dz7e]

But you can't use food chain mana to activate abilities...

[@PubStompMTG]

Never said you could

[@giladbaer6433]

how would it exile their whole library? They would just have like 30 lans left, but that's still a library. I'm not saying this isn't practically a win, but you can't call it a turn 1 win. If you had a concordant crossroads in your deck (that you would obviously exile into as it's a non land card), then you might have enough creature damage to kill all other players.

[@PubStompMTG]

It exiles cards until exiling a nonland card to cast. So that includes exiling lands

[@maurisosa-kfpfroghero2636]

Etali doesnt return lands exiled..

[@spencerschmidt-rundell1612]

This Etali can't exile everyone's library. He basically says that each player exiles the first nonland card from the top of their library for you to cast. If it's turn 1, you have to have a non-optional way to force each opponent to draw all of their lands in addition to exiling everything else. It's not impossible, but it's probably dependent on the decks your opponents are playing.

[@PubStompMTG]

"Each player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card," which includes exiling their lands until they exile a nonland card.

[@poutinemcflurry3544]

Actually, the lands they hit while you’re searching for a no land card stay in exile, meaning that you can get rid of someone’s entire deck with the effect. I can understand your confusion though, I didn’t realize they stayed in exile either until I almost decked myself with an etali combo on arena

[@iankane3732]

Reading the card explains the card

[@koolas_9429]

so after you cast etali and sacrifice him to food chain ... how do you recast him?

[@amethystpilzer4618]

After you exile it to food chain, it goes back to the command zone and you can cast it again.

[@PubStompMTG]

Couldnt have said it better👌

[@koolas_9429]

@@amethystpilzer4618 ah becaouse you have infinite mana from the squee combo. I see

[@ArnoldOderSo]

how do you play foodchain with Etali as Commander? 😅

[@PubStompMTG]

He has the phyrexian green symbol on that transform ability. That would make him a Gruul Commander.

[@ArnoldOderSo]

@@PubStompMTG ohhh fr? for some reason i thought Etali was Rakdos. the backside just looks so menacing

[@mapaglarongpagiisiptv9560]

How the hell are you gonna draw all those cards in turn one? Whats the probability?

[@PubStompMTG]

Eh its more senario based. Thats why I mentioned magical christmas land

[@alexisrodfiguezmontoya6241]

If you win at turn 1, its not a edh, thats cedh 😂

[@PubStompMTG]

Yep that's the goal with this video!

[@maciejszumski3508]

Wait how can you cast etali from exile?

[@PubStompMTG]

Etali will go back to the command zone so you can recast him

[@damienbiondich6351]

Thats a $220 hand u better win.

[@PubStompMTG]

25 cents if you proxy it!

[@JacoDeltaco]

so just a squee combo

[@drosales1981]

Why no one points out that if you are playing etalli as your commander, you CAN NOT play Food Chain!!!?

[@tyler8985]

The Phyrexian Mana within the card text is Green, so Etali's color identity is RG

[@DiscardatRandom]

What? Food chain is good?

[@PubStompMTG]

🤯

[@zacbarkey5883]

I just don't understand the enjoyment of turn one wins unless it's tourny

[@PubStompMTG]

Some people do, and some people don't🤷‍♂️

[@PubStompMTG]

@@potentx01 nope not at all

[@bensymonds6321]

What is the song?

[@PubStompMTG]

I'm not sure tbh😂 it's on a free list

[@bensymonds6321]

@@PubStompMTG ha fair enough, what list if i may ask

[@rokobasic5555]

Isnt mox banned

[@PubStompMTG]

Nope!

[@lemnoch]

Commander tax

[@PubStompMTG]

Cheese tax

[@elephantguy0790]

You have infinite mana, commander tax is irrelevant.

[@iankane3732]

How do you think that matters at all when squee + food chain generates infinite mana?

[@dakali4752]

Wtf

[@lordpepper6932]

Bbbbb basic

[@jjfj1902]

Great combo but it's not turn 1

[@elephantguy0790]

You cast every players deck, pass to them, they mill out. It’s turn 1.

[@SpecialKail]

Congrats I hate it.

[@PubStompMTG]

🤙

[@Badassest]

Turn one kills- yay. How exciting. Such a great reason for "gathering"

[@PubStompMTG]

Yeah! More games!

[@Badassest]

@@PubStompMTG how tf is one turn a game?

[@Badassest]

@@PubStompMTG took alot of thought, alot of nail biting tactical skill to kill in one turn right?

[@Badassest]

Or is wotc handing you 2 card victory? So you somehow feel real pro.

[@PubStompMTG]

@Vlad of Bloodbath oh man, it took me all night. It was CRAZY! I couldn't believe I had never seen the combo. It was such an original thought! Seriously, dude, there are some people who enjoy combos and some people that dont in edh. Clearly, you don't, and I get it. But some people do, and that's what some of my content is made for to see how you could "theoretically win on turn 1." Thanks for feeding the algorithm 😉👌

[@rhettk6263]

"each player looses the game" No they just have lands in their deck Lmao

[@PubStompMTG]

Hmmm... Maybe you should read the card again.

[@Iguanazilla69]

No they don't. The card reads, each player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a non-land card. So Lands will get exiled. Reading the card explains the card.

[@RM_3D]

Lands stay in exile it doesn't say "put the rest in the bottom or shuffle it back in"

[@andersrkeness2721]

🤢 🤮

[@PubStompMTG]

🤯