Car Thief Gets Instant Karma - Knife Drill Version

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Turnah81

Turnah81

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@Turnah81
@Turnah81 2 ай бұрын
Anyone have any interesting drill attachments?😅 Cheers for supporting the channel everyone and sharing my videos. I'm still pushing on to make this a full-time gig, and every bit of your support here helps with the channel. Also feel free to check out my patreon www.patreon.com/CraigTurner
@joshua6685
@joshua6685 2 ай бұрын
Hi
@TORCHBROTHERS
@TORCHBROTHERS 2 ай бұрын
How about an autopsy saw instead of the drill.
@ImSodaLirious
@ImSodaLirious 2 ай бұрын
I'm surprised you don't collab with I did a thing
@Grinder2112
@Grinder2112 2 ай бұрын
Dough hook?
@KasumiRose77
@KasumiRose77 2 ай бұрын
Maybe a hornet nest in a box
@sortaspicey9278
@sortaspicey9278 2 ай бұрын
" your honor I did not stab the man. My car was acting in self-defense" 😂😂😂
@jameswilson5165
@jameswilson5165 2 ай бұрын
Elon Musk gets a Summons. 🤣
@someguy6076
@someguy6076 2 ай бұрын
The police report will be #$%king hilarious ...
@Tribalwings0
@Tribalwings0 2 ай бұрын
I'm glad he added that disclosure at the end. Especially in the US, lethal and even non-lethal defense of property can get you into huge trouble depending on state and local laws. Cars especially are a tricky topic as a lot of states only cover the defense of home in which someone's life is in danger. So, for those not very smart people. Please don't try this. 😂😅
@Strutinan
@Strutinan 2 ай бұрын
"And it won't even drain your battery!" 😂
@AIlury.
@AIlury. 2 ай бұрын
LOL 😂
@aclaybass
@aclaybass 2 ай бұрын
$30 AUD for a watermelon is the largest crime committed in this video.
@assassinlv8274
@assassinlv8274 2 ай бұрын
da f? 30$? Even in EU it's cheaper...
@Tren_Rides
@Tren_Rides 2 ай бұрын
Like 5 dollars usd
@MastemaJack
@MastemaJack 2 ай бұрын
Depends on the type and season. Mini watermelons 5-6 larger ones 8-9 Canadian. It also depends how far it's had to travel.
@taylorhunt5459
@taylorhunt5459 2 ай бұрын
​@silvermanrol it's roughly 20 USD.
@mattmarzula
@mattmarzula Ай бұрын
​@@taylorhunt5459and watermelons in the US are $6 where I live.
@duck-in-space-engineers
@duck-in-space-engineers 2 ай бұрын
Having a mannequin in the car is a genius idea. That knife scene at the end had me rolling
@clanrobertson7200
@clanrobertson7200 2 ай бұрын
As a kid in the 60’s I lived in a small town and I worked for my father in his Gulf Oil Service Station in Central Florida. And there was an old man who I never knew except by sight. He drove an early 1950s black Buick fast back 4 door sedan with the fake Crome exhaust ports on the fenders and about a 16” metal black sun visor over his windshield. The car was unique enough for the day (around a decade old at the time and that was a huge transition in car designs), but the gentleman wore a blue blazer with a white turtleneck sweater and a yachtsman’s captain’s white hat and he always had a blond female store mannequin with a red scarf 🧣 and a white captain’s hat as well with her arm in the open window by forward holding the ‘A’ pillar. Now this was his typical dress for both of them oh Florida heat before cars had AC as an option!! I never knew where he went in downtown, but he could have been a mannequin salesman or repairman for all I knew. But, we were warned to steer clear of him, unlike today where schools, libraries and now the Olympics allow male cross dressers dance in front of elementary school age and even kindergarten children in near nudity (like they do San Flaagcisco). We were watched for by everyone in town and no child was ever attacked throughout my entire time there until I left for college. It was a Thornton Wilder small town America 🇺🇸 in reality and unknowingly we ended up doing his play “Our Town” and I was never a thespian, but I had a great English teacher who convinced me to go out for a part, and that and a beautiful young woman who transferred in during my senior year getting the female lead caused me to undertake things that I would never have done otherwise! Unfortunately, I didn’t get George, the male boyfriend lead, I got the Stage Manager who was sort of a Dr Who that controlled the timeline of the lives of the high school graduation class and their lives and fates based on their decisions made leading up to and immediately after graduation. Another tangential memory in this case based on the use of a mannequin triggering the flashback of a 76 year old person who believes that he still has his cognitive skills and abilities, true or not? It remains to be determined! The old professor Live free or die!!! Death ☠️ to all tyrants, all tyrants foreign and domestic!!! Pedophiles too, no matter who!!! No Shit………….
@Tigerglider
@Tigerglider 2 ай бұрын
@@clanrobertson7200the random rant caught me off guard
@s0me_Weirdo
@s0me_Weirdo 2 ай бұрын
@@clanrobertson7200interesting story, but not sure what it has to do with the comment
@avxy3632
@avxy3632 2 ай бұрын
​@@clanrobertson7200 old people talk a lot out of left field
@vortexsux
@vortexsux Ай бұрын
@@clanrobertson7200clanrobertson is a beautiful name
@nathanielgrimmett5824
@nathanielgrimmett5824 2 ай бұрын
"oh wait I forgot my glasses in the car" leans through the window to grab them. "no Jeff wait don't go through the wind-------".
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 2 ай бұрын
yeah, exactly 😬💀.
@Toxicotton
@Toxicotton Ай бұрын
Haha, get pranked bro!
@NobleSix312
@NobleSix312 Ай бұрын
I coulda swore there were a couple of times in the video where they actually caught themselves almost doing that exact same thing 😂
@owenllewellyn1428
@owenllewellyn1428 2 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ that killed me. I thought the drill actuated the knife up but then I realized it rotated the knife! That was horrifying!!!
@systemsrenegade9888
@systemsrenegade9888 2 ай бұрын
Yes it's time to stop the soft approach on thieves .
@clanrobertson7200
@clanrobertson7200 2 ай бұрын
Only because you didn’t think 🤔 of it!!!
@otallono
@otallono 2 ай бұрын
yes drills do tend to rotate..
@atlas8414
@atlas8414 2 ай бұрын
​​@@otallono i mean... all motors do. A gear on the end of the drill locked into a gear lifting the slide would easily let it work as a motor pushing it up and down. It's not an unrealistic first thought.
@fabian3265
@fabian3265 2 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you ❤️
@Timotheuster
@Timotheuster 2 ай бұрын
Imagine seeing someone leaning into a car and askin if they're alright, just to find out they're dead and pinned in there by a knife trap...
@Tywno
@Tywno 2 ай бұрын
Purse saved, car lost. Imagine the bloody mess on the seat, under the floor mat and in the upholstery. Bonus points when the jugular was hit, because the blood would spray on the windshield and drain into the dashboard. Every time you switch on the airconditioner, you'd be bathing in the stench of clotted blood.
@dangernoodle8813
@dangernoodle8813 2 ай бұрын
good
@Tipman2OOO
@Tipman2OOO 2 ай бұрын
😂
@OrchidAlloy
@OrchidAlloy 2 ай бұрын
​@@Tywnodamn
@fire_fux
@fire_fux 2 ай бұрын
@@Tywno the smell of victory
@Jon-to6969
@Jon-to6969 2 ай бұрын
I'm not seeing a problem here. Set the drill to speed 1 instead of 2 maybe? You'll get more torque then.
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 2 ай бұрын
Yeah I was going to mention it in the video but can you imagine if I used a modern 18-volt battery drill😯. The one I used is old tech maybe a decade old
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 2 ай бұрын
One day if I get a bit more KZbin budget - 2 speed hammer drill. The watermelon was the most expensive thing in the whole project 😅
@Chris_the_Muso
@Chris_the_Muso 2 ай бұрын
@@Turnah81 Watermelons are out of season at the moment, so that might explain the stupid price. Even in summer when they are not that cheap, something about needing a lot of water in a country like Australia that doesn't have much, you know, water. You can grow your own, but the problem then is stopping them from taking over the back yard. To make it worse, if you let them get overgrown and don't water them enough, they taste like shit. Nature's karma. The taste wouldn't affect their use as disembowelment targets however. Eat your heart out, Rober.
@Spudz76
@Spudz76 2 ай бұрын
@@Turnah81 Missed opportunity to call him "Waltermelon"
@lechking941
@lechking941 2 ай бұрын
​@@Chris_the_Musowait. So noted.
@stonegiant4
@stonegiant4 2 ай бұрын
Nonchalantly removing a suppressed walther from the door like it's just a usual thing you find cleaning cars. Lol
@donewithmodernlife
@donewithmodernlife Ай бұрын
I’ve lost track of how many times it’s happened to me.
@egarcia1360
@egarcia1360 Ай бұрын
It could cause rust, after all
@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 3 күн бұрын
Is that a reproduction, or...? Pistols with suppressors are generally illegal in the U.S., and I know that weapons laws are infinitely more draconian down under (illegal to even carry or wield a pocket knife or pepper spray for self-defense!).
@TheAceTroubleshooter
@TheAceTroubleshooter 10 сағат бұрын
@@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc Thats not true... at ALL.... You can buy all the suppressors you want as long as you pay a 200$ tax on each one. (US)
@langezek
@langezek 2 ай бұрын
Never underestimate the intimidation factor of the 'drilldo'
@jetsflyingoffatrain4338
@jetsflyingoffatrain4338 2 ай бұрын
Now that's some torque!
@dakn-kb5dw
@dakn-kb5dw 2 ай бұрын
Are my replies disappearing, or is it glitching?
@dakn-kb5dw
@dakn-kb5dw 2 ай бұрын
Bruhhh
@brianschreiner7587
@brianschreiner7587 2 ай бұрын
You ever see the movie 'Seven'?
@dakn-kb5dw
@dakn-kb5dw 2 ай бұрын
@@brianschreiner7587 wrong head, sir
@aka_miso
@aka_miso 2 ай бұрын
Oh you're absolutely an engineer... just an engineer that listens to all the voices that come with the limitless creative ability
@starplane1239
@starplane1239 Ай бұрын
The human embodiment of "Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today!"
@carbonunit6573
@carbonunit6573 2 ай бұрын
How do you find a women who laughs at your insanity. Truly a keeper.
@Anthonybrother
@Anthonybrother 2 ай бұрын
laughing behind his back too smh
@prillewitz
@prillewitz 2 ай бұрын
The asylum?
@1495978707
@1495978707 2 ай бұрын
This is why it's silly when women list "make me laugh" as a requirement. Everyone has different sense of humor
@parkjimin-standkb-62
@parkjimin-standkb-62 2 ай бұрын
Women love funny, silly guys and that is not a new discovery...
@lukeherdaii9528
@lukeherdaii9528 2 ай бұрын
Amen
@floridamanHooning
@floridamanHooning 2 ай бұрын
I feel like this video needs a "this is 1st degree murder" "this is multiple felonies" disclaimer every few minutes LOL
@BundasaurusPecs
@BundasaurusPecs 2 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, this is Australia so there are no such thing as felonies nor degrees of murder
@IGR8691
@IGR8691 2 ай бұрын
@@BundasaurusPecs But the difference between felonies and misdemeanors in the US seems fairly similar to the difference between indictable and summary crimes in Australia. Using one of these trap devices sure seems like it would fully qualify all the requirements for murder in Australia too.
@BundasaurusPecs
@BundasaurusPecs 2 ай бұрын
@@IGR8691 I’m well aware I’m just being pedantic broski.
@hhh2092
@hhh2092 2 ай бұрын
it shouldn't be though, if someone is breaking into your property you should have all the rights
@BundasaurusPecs
@BundasaurusPecs 2 ай бұрын
@@hhh2092 being stabbed for breaking into a locked unoccupied car is not proportional justice
@EweChewBrrr01
@EweChewBrrr01 2 ай бұрын
Nah mate you want the knife to break the glass. That's such a power move. It's basically saying "C'mon thief I DARE you to steal something."
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 2 ай бұрын
😆 like: "Bring it on!"
@COSMIC_SECRET
@COSMIC_SECRET 2 ай бұрын
@@Turnah81pov the thief: oh **** this I ain’t ******* stealing from this ******
@cristiangamezzz4765
@cristiangamezzz4765 2 ай бұрын
hahahaha bruhhhh ts funny asf dawg
@kinggee483
@kinggee483 2 ай бұрын
Oh you again! This is my favorite video of all time on KZbin ❤❤❤ Question what about the passenger side I went to bed laughing through out my sleep I think you and your wife should have a tv show
@Tigerglider
@Tigerglider 2 ай бұрын
@@kinggee483i can answer just pray they don’t go for the passenger side
@blues03
@blues03 2 ай бұрын
0:13 Love that reload sound.
@doghouse416
@doghouse416 2 ай бұрын
You two are hilarious....... my 8 year old looked at me in horror......he won't go near the car anymore.
@ZaydeStorm
@ZaydeStorm Ай бұрын
poor kid lol
@old_timey_prospector
@old_timey_prospector 2 ай бұрын
Chubes is good sport. Injured during a wildly irresponsible prototype test, but still willing to post up for guard duty.
@Connorses
@Connorses 2 ай бұрын
"A dustbin lid for a remote control car" is hilarious.
@FXS_NCL
@FXS_NCL 2 ай бұрын
That goes to space it was on a moon rover
@gamingytjeffree
@gamingytjeffree 2 ай бұрын
​@@FXS_NCLo no way really😮
@Buffbarbian
@Buffbarbian 2 ай бұрын
Yep
@my3dviews
@my3dviews 2 ай бұрын
@@FXS_NCL 0:53 That's Mars, not the moon.
@LetsLaberWithMi
@LetsLaberWithMi 2 ай бұрын
And factual 😂
@FuGyz
@FuGyz 2 ай бұрын
"This video feels illegal" came up to my head to many times.
@rhouser1280
@rhouser1280 2 ай бұрын
Dude this is a cool video on it’s own, but your humor through out makes it top notch! 👍 “If you only have one drill, use a mirror” 😂
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 2 ай бұрын
I went to get a shot to demonstrate but there was already a guy in our bathroom with a drill. I would have borrowed his but he kept talking over me.
@christophergasser4280
@christophergasser4280 2 ай бұрын
Craig earned my sub many years ago when he was talking about punching himself in the face while pulling up the bed sheets, then showed a clip of himself punching himself in the face while pulling up his bed sheets.
@PeacelordApropos
@PeacelordApropos 2 ай бұрын
This comment about the mirror now lives rent free in my head
@cputecch
@cputecch 2 ай бұрын
Why wouldn’t you have a drill while going up?
@hulkslayer626
@hulkslayer626 2 ай бұрын
I laughed at every joke in this video... but that one made me unable to stop for a while! Had to pause the video lol
@joemcnicholas8687
@joemcnicholas8687 2 ай бұрын
“Taking a core sample from their ball bag” 😂😂
@willynebula6193
@willynebula6193 2 ай бұрын
Lol so good!😂😂
@watsonwrote
@watsonwrote Ай бұрын
I don't have a car, just wanted to watch an Australian guy comedically build something dangerous. It's a great genre of video
@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV
@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV Ай бұрын
*ididathing has entered the chat*
@reyalPRON
@reyalPRON 2 ай бұрын
now i finally know why my knifes arent working properly! i was missing the knifepowder... cheers for solving that mystery, hundo mate!
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 2 ай бұрын
I think it's a bit like rock climbing chalk for sweaty hands 🤷‍♂️
@reyalPRON
@reyalPRON 2 ай бұрын
@@Turnah81 Yeah nah, yeah.. cant think of a better use for it either. its gotta do with rocks for sure 👀
@ennz69
@ennz69 2 ай бұрын
It was obviously cocaine.. for when you need a boost
@reyalPRON
@reyalPRON 2 ай бұрын
@@ennz69 sigh.... think you missed the point buddy... heard of humor before? do yourself a favor and make an online search for "what is humor"
@wendigo-e3m
@wendigo-e3m 2 ай бұрын
"Taking a core sample of their ballbag" absolutely sent me.
@SuperReaper1999
@SuperReaper1999 2 ай бұрын
Got me when the power window still worked after he took the power window mechanism out of the door 😂
@saureco
@saureco 2 ай бұрын
7:07 he has a spare motor
@Randy-q5h
@Randy-q5h 2 ай бұрын
I like what you found amongst the leaves in the door. (And the knife powder).
@Dustin2112
@Dustin2112 2 ай бұрын
If I were charged with investigating whatever went on.... I would simply write it up as "misadventure." Nothing to note here.
@Sableagle
@Sableagle 2 ай бұрын
"I don't know what he was thinking but his ideas obviously were not good ones."
@StolenTheif
@StolenTheif 2 ай бұрын
"Did not take the light-step perk"
@ZeallustImmortal
@ZeallustImmortal Ай бұрын
20:24 wait, this guy had a flashbang in his car for thiefs? Lmao i gotta see that
@Maxwe1I
@Maxwe1I 2 ай бұрын
Honestly the level of comedy and actually interesting stuff are both pretty high, this video really deserves more views
@MrAmrasElensar
@MrAmrasElensar 2 ай бұрын
If you only have one drill, you can simply use a mirror... 😂 Pure gold sir
@Lifeport-z
@Lifeport-z 2 ай бұрын
He accidently just made the best halloween prop to scare people with at the end XD
@professionaldiscordmoderator
@professionaldiscordmoderator 2 ай бұрын
Omg, im high rn and when the drill span and the knife flew off actually scared me ngl
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 2 ай бұрын
😅.
@MazeFrame
@MazeFrame 2 ай бұрын
The window rolling up... what if there was a second window (preferably from something that does not just shatter) that rolled up and potentially kept the thief in place until someone came by to pack them up?
@2906rick
@2906rick 2 ай бұрын
I like the way you think!
@TQFMTradingStrategies
@TQFMTradingStrategies 2 ай бұрын
Three Phase Battery?
@hansoak3664
@hansoak3664 2 ай бұрын
I think then the car would have to register as a slaughterhouse.
@kittytrail
@kittytrail 2 ай бұрын
"pack them up"? you mean, like a mortician? 🤤
@NigelTolley
@NigelTolley 2 ай бұрын
Can't edit my comment to add "None of those are nearly as funny though!"
@plaarwnleelrl
@plaarwnleelrl 2 ай бұрын
This is not a drill. I repeat. This is not a drill.
@deldridg
@deldridg 2 ай бұрын
Mate, just do as most of us Aussies do and leave our pet Eastern Brown snake wrapped around our goodies.
@MidwestArtist
@MidwestArtist 2 ай бұрын
I live in the middle of the USA. We prefer stinging ants or wasps
@jayschafer1760
@jayschafer1760 2 ай бұрын
​@@MidwestArtist Fire ants down south. Gotta be pretty desperate to steal something half buried in a fire ant nest.
@KegRaider
@KegRaider 2 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Turnah81 is in Perth. He may need the Western Brown over there. Although, ANY snake will do. I have all vehicle keys kept inside my snake tank. No one wants to reach in for them, hahah! Unfortunately, the insurance companies don't see the added layer of security provided, and still charge a fortune. Still, my snake loves the extra danglies in with him.
@offthehook4u
@offthehook4u 2 ай бұрын
This was ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!! SO glad I took the time to watch the entire video. Bravo to you and your keen sense of humor!
@Manawyrm
@Manawyrm 2 ай бұрын
"You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-And-Drop!" 🤣
@dr_fish
@dr_fish 2 ай бұрын
Haha, I was like, where have I seen this drill knife before? 🤖
@kagreen2k
@kagreen2k 2 ай бұрын
I’m so glad I stayed until the end. 😮 Nicely done!
@sou0taku
@sou0taku 2 ай бұрын
This is a heavily underrated channel of this platform.
@landreauferris1215
@landreauferris1215 Ай бұрын
Thanks my good Sir.Great little gags along the way;love how you just move on without any fanfare after each.
@vindurza
@vindurza 2 ай бұрын
This is another Australian engineer's level of dangerous and deadly😂
@beaneater6923
@beaneater6923 2 ай бұрын
if i had a nickel for every australian madman that owned an "engineering" youtube channel, id have 2 nickels.
@ryanrekz7744
@ryanrekz7744 2 ай бұрын
Everything in Australia is dangerous so normal
@heavyion
@heavyion 2 ай бұрын
​@@beaneater6923Well, someone has to do things there :D
@imaghost6
@imaghost6 2 ай бұрын
which isnt alot but its weird that its happened twice come on finish the joke
@beaneater6923
@beaneater6923 2 ай бұрын
@@imaghost6 no
@billygundum
@billygundum 22 күн бұрын
Love the "just another diy project" vibe.
@Hijinf
@Hijinf 2 ай бұрын
“This design is very human “ the very human guy
@RachDarastrix2
@RachDarastrix2 2 ай бұрын
Nah, humans don't make tools, they buy them from a simular appearing species.
@akimbanguehe3454
@akimbanguehe3454 2 ай бұрын
The design is very human 😂😂😂
@devist8er117
@devist8er117 2 ай бұрын
3:49 underrated joke 😂
@jeremiahyeo5863
@jeremiahyeo5863 2 ай бұрын
(4:33) - Critical error, you didn’t bother to pre-drill your hole which will inevitably cause the wood to split. Unless of course you run the screw in reverse as you’re pushing down hard into it then you can possibly get the screw to “chowder out” some of the wood so you can set the screw in without cracking the wood.
@ArmaGuyz
@ArmaGuyz 2 ай бұрын
This is youtube gold. So much room for activities.
@brandingald177
@brandingald177 2 ай бұрын
You know it's a good year when we get THREE uploads from Turnah und the year isn't even over yet
@lectorserelith
@lectorserelith 5 күн бұрын
This is by far the funniest thing I've seen in years
@qc1okay
@qc1okay 2 ай бұрын
How does this man not have his own TV show? He's way better than the late-night talk-show guys, and he'd give Ellen a run for her money. Seriously, this dude's the best on KZbin.
@PossumKing
@PossumKing 2 ай бұрын
Why do people always find a good youtube channel and immediately want it on cable tv? TV is garbage and they would take all this mans creativity away and it would be all product placement and 8 minutes of commercials.
@qc1okay
@qc1okay 2 ай бұрын
@@PossumKing Dunno, since I've never experienced anything even close to "people always" finding anything, much less finding a KZbin channel. But it would be great if he could be on TV since he'd add his wonderfulness to zillions more people than he can reach on KZbin.
@PossumKing
@PossumKing 2 ай бұрын
@@qc1okay there are not millions of people watching cable tv. There are probably more people watching KZbin than cable, and KZbin is world wide reach but whatever.
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 2 ай бұрын
​@@qc1okayyoutube is a much bigger platform than TV. Get with the times. Many channels here have much higher viewership.
@yicongfang8435
@yicongfang8435 2 ай бұрын
Ellen is a pretty low bar...
@PaulOfThebesMC
@PaulOfThebesMC 2 ай бұрын
Great fun. So glad YT recommendations picked a winner once again.
@trevorhaddox6884
@trevorhaddox6884 2 ай бұрын
Video game crafting be like: "Just hammer the wires and a battery in."
@mrman9262
@mrman9262 2 ай бұрын
video games taught me that if you duct tape some jewelry to a flash light you get a lightsaber
@ZeallustImmortal
@ZeallustImmortal Ай бұрын
​@@mrman9262damn, time for another playthrough...
@overthrone3494
@overthrone3494 2 ай бұрын
This is how Roberto from Futurama is born
@alexengineering3754
@alexengineering3754 2 ай бұрын
I realy enjoy your videos. This joke where you pull out the leaves an a gun out of your car door really gets me 😂
@goatfromhell666
@goatfromhell666 2 ай бұрын
Joke?
@ted.angell7609
@ted.angell7609 Ай бұрын
I thought my eyes were playing tricks 😂
@SensiProductionzBlindDogVideos
@SensiProductionzBlindDogVideos 2 ай бұрын
Funny, 😅 well worth a sub with notes turned on. Thanks for the video
@loganlogon3720
@loganlogon3720 2 ай бұрын
Safe AND humane! You're doing God's work Turnah!😂
@LeeFlemingster
@LeeFlemingster 21 күн бұрын
The commentary on this is awesome.
@KITDFOHS
@KITDFOHS 2 ай бұрын
I'm dying laughing because my son just watched that Mark Rober video about an hour ago.
@erikhermansen3431
@erikhermansen3431 Ай бұрын
First video I've seen of this person. The deadpan delivery is great.
@sdtyler40
@sdtyler40 2 ай бұрын
The ending dude. Thanks for giving me nightmares😂
@squaredanimator
@squaredanimator 2 ай бұрын
this guy is the howtobasic of invention channels
@davedelany2116
@davedelany2116 2 ай бұрын
The core sample from your ball bag had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
@davasg96
@davasg96 2 ай бұрын
This needs more views! It’s giving mythbusters meets mark rober but funny and +100 chaos
@michaelmoore1627
@michaelmoore1627 2 ай бұрын
I bet this would sell like hotcakes in London.
@JaSon-wc4pn
@JaSon-wc4pn 2 ай бұрын
J-Berg already has blow torch fitted under the car Next video idea
@bartman9400
@bartman9400 2 ай бұрын
In an ideal world and the law is on the side of the victims and there property, and not the criminals.
@scottneil1187
@scottneil1187 2 ай бұрын
You'd be in deep trouble selling it nevermind using it.
@ennz69
@ennz69 2 ай бұрын
​@@bartman9400 Just because somebody stole from you doesnt give you the right kill said person, i can understand a fine and probation or jail for repeat offenders. But i guess youre the one person here that never made a bad decision in your life...
@KegRaider
@KegRaider 2 ай бұрын
And Townsville
@bauhnguefyische667
@bauhnguefyische667 2 ай бұрын
Rube Goldberg would be proud of ya son😂
@Frustratedfool
@Frustratedfool 2 ай бұрын
17:57 “Shall I try and pull him off?”. No. He tried to steal from you and that will just encourage him to come back again for more.
@Pepesmall
@Pepesmall 2 ай бұрын
Oh my God he pulled him off?
@RachDarastrix2
@RachDarastrix2 2 ай бұрын
tmi
@AndyB-kq7xv
@AndyB-kq7xv 2 ай бұрын
LMFAO...
@GreatSageSunWukong
@GreatSageSunWukong 2 ай бұрын
they would definitely sell these in south africa, after all they had a flame thrower car alarm thing years ago
@Bach_Treebane
@Bach_Treebane Ай бұрын
Damn i love ZA
@SP-ny1fk
@SP-ny1fk 2 ай бұрын
Mark ...Robber? The plot thickens!
@stevelloyd9859
@stevelloyd9859 2 ай бұрын
I can not get past your great sense of humor!! Considering what your making, you made me laugh throughout the whole video! Well done, bravo and all that rot!!! 😳🤗
@scottydouglass1892
@scottydouglass1892 2 ай бұрын
I can't even imagine drinking with you. I had so much fun the few times I went down under in the service. You guys have a level of sarcasm that makes me shoot beer out of my nose. I have to stop your videos occasionally to clean up my shirt.
@NoodleHair
@NoodleHair 2 ай бұрын
"use a mirror" got me to subscribe, well written video and great comedy 👍👍
@GiannisYT243
@GiannisYT243 2 ай бұрын
2:19 bro pulled that out like it's from a secret John Wick gun storage Edit: damn I got a lot of likes 💀
@mabrymcmahon6753
@mabrymcmahon6753 2 ай бұрын
I laughed
@Pepesmall
@Pepesmall 2 ай бұрын
LMAO
@dep90boi94
@dep90boi94 2 ай бұрын
I screamed ​@@mabrymcmahon6753
@BrandonROGERS1776
@BrandonROGERS1776 2 ай бұрын
Seriously not enough people noticed the suppressed ppk that just emerges from the door
@IBakeMartianPeople
@IBakeMartianPeople 2 ай бұрын
@@BrandonROGERS1776but it is true that it was like john wick tho
@thekeysman6760
@thekeysman6760 Ай бұрын
The pay-off at the end! 😂 Oh, man. Thank you. So many laughs throughout that! Well done. 🕊️💜
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 Ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, cheers
@6yjjk
@6yjjk 2 ай бұрын
Classy lady, dances with him before she tries pulling him off.
@mjohanson1281
@mjohanson1281 20 күн бұрын
😮 an watching this i realize the tremendous humour turnah powwa. Unleashed.
@marcharrison9847
@marcharrison9847 2 ай бұрын
Do this full time keep making OP security systems like a bike who's wheels fall off when it gets stolen and goes over a certain speed
@Ghostviper199
@Ghostviper199 Ай бұрын
I was laughing so hard just watching this!!! Just having that mannequin in there would scare the living crap outa anyone at night! Your drill idea's were great!!
@jessiejames2155
@jessiejames2155 2 ай бұрын
"...I am now in Jail for attempted muder. But,...I came up with a better way to deter criminals..."
@SqFtGardenGranny
@SqFtGardenGranny 2 ай бұрын
This was so fun to watch. Thank you for the time and effort you put into making it.
@8lives873
@8lives873 2 ай бұрын
A water melon.. $30.. I get 25kg+ watermelons for $3.99 to feed my dogs a summer snack lmao
@chilkat_river
@chilkat_river 2 ай бұрын
A watermelon in Barrow, Alaska is currently more than $30. They are flown in fresh from Mexico. I bought a full pound to celebrate the Fourth of July. It was a pure nostalgic treat .
@heckin_dinosaw
@heckin_dinosaw 2 ай бұрын
I was thinking this too, but then I remembered that they're out of season at the moment so prices have gone through the roof
@Kool_beans-q7v
@Kool_beans-q7v 2 ай бұрын
I’m glad their grown right in our town 🤣 $3.00 here
@Nbdyspr
@Nbdyspr 2 ай бұрын
​@@heckin_dinosawAh right I forgot It's winter in Australia at the moment so they have to be imported and seeing how isolated they are + 30$ AU is like 18€ or 20$ US. Watermelon are pretty cheap but only in season
@heckin_dinosaw
@heckin_dinosaw 2 ай бұрын
@@Nbdyspr yeah, in season they're pretty cheap, but not so much out of season
@stylif6651
@stylif6651 26 күн бұрын
Just Simply Brilliant 😂 thank you! • 'If you only have 1 drill simply use a mirror' 😂🤣
@JasonBechervaise
@JasonBechervaise 2 ай бұрын
That's not a knife... THIS is a knife.
@aleisterlavey9716
@aleisterlavey9716 2 ай бұрын
That's a car... kinda
@MrBloedarsch
@MrBloedarsch 2 ай бұрын
From Crocodile Dundee, a real classic.
@Tipman2OOO
@Tipman2OOO 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for keeping me in stitches man. I love your humour 👌😂
@firexpro9084
@firexpro9084 2 ай бұрын
A wise man once said "if you have one drill simply use a mirror"now you have 2😂
@Phartan117
@Phartan117 Ай бұрын
Another terrific video Craig! I'm so glad to see you on here more often. I truly hope it goes well for you, man!
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 Ай бұрын
Thanks mate, cheers for the support!
@defaultui9625
@defaultui9625 2 ай бұрын
I know this is meant as a joke, but for people that are unaware, at least in the US, setting booby traps like this is highly illegal.
@Jell0zz
@Jell0zz Ай бұрын
Until it becomes the only defense left, it does seem slightly excessive.
@ExistentialGojora
@ExistentialGojora Ай бұрын
Thank you so much. I haven't laughed this hard in a little bit.
@o0SupahMario0o
@o0SupahMario0o Ай бұрын
This man understands comedy. Great video!
@flfl2
@flfl2 2 ай бұрын
Can't believe no-ones talking about what a good lookin' rooster Chubesie is?
@KCFreitag
@KCFreitag 2 ай бұрын
Lost count of the number of times you made me laugh!
@TORCHBROTHERS
@TORCHBROTHERS 2 ай бұрын
The Dummy just sitting in the car is what I use. One day I caught 2 Jehova witnesses talking to it. I was laughing my ass off ! Wish I had that on video. But No one comes near my car with him sitting there. Great video mate.❤
@Shiftshapercat
@Shiftshapercat 2 ай бұрын
I hope to one day see a collaboration between yourself and "I did a thing" to see what insanity the two of you can create together.
@jonanderson4280
@jonanderson4280 2 ай бұрын
10:55 what a bummer! I've always thought those knife handles are solid steel inside!
@euqat
@euqat 2 ай бұрын
imagine the weight
@alfredhatch3719
@alfredhatch3719 2 ай бұрын
Oh man, this reminds me of the old stick deth channel.😆
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 2 ай бұрын
haha I remember that.
@jeremiahyeo5863
@jeremiahyeo5863 2 ай бұрын
(20:58) The adult version of Chucky
@scottneil1187
@scottneil1187 2 ай бұрын
So Chucky then?. He's already an adult. You mean the adult version of a good guy doll.
@Sergeant_Morf
@Sergeant_Morf 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@greghayes9118
@greghayes9118 2 ай бұрын
Not sure about your Gingerbeering skills but your combination of humour and techical solutions gets full marks.
@davidhamilton7628
@davidhamilton7628 2 ай бұрын
On my front porch at three 8n the morning crying because im laughing so hard. Brilliant 👏 😅
@Turnah81
@Turnah81 2 ай бұрын
Love this 😂
@LukeBrownSM
@LukeBrownSM 2 ай бұрын
This video is absolutely amazing, but watching y'all precariously lean near that wildly unstable autonomous contraption of rotating blades and flying metal without any eye protection made my palms sweaty
@winstonsmith3696
@winstonsmith3696 2 ай бұрын
Tommo, will never have a stuffy nose again. Great rhinoplasty
@Lewd-Tenant_Isan
@Lewd-Tenant_Isan Ай бұрын
W KZbin pull, i needed more Aussie inventors in my feed! :)
@cattameme
@cattameme 2 ай бұрын
When the king sends you out to get the best engineer in the world but he dies and you get this guy.
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