Turnip Boy Robs a Bank - Credits(The Bandit with Intro)

[@phantompyro6482]

Is no onr gonna talk about how harrowing that intro is? Its the last radio transmission before the nukes hit, you can literally hear the emergency alert system in the background. Such a dope story over these two games!

[@sansmain928]

Right? And the radio hosts just accept it. At the very end, the sounds that play sound like tool you use to test radiation levels which is super creepy

[@toxicDEATHwish]

This song is exactly 4 minutes 20 seconds and 69 milliseconds in the game files

[@sansmain928]

Wait really thats amazing

[@kdawg2297]

Nice😎

[@yanselalmodovar918]

Nice

[@syafiqdans96]

Nice

[@Pug3058]

This song shows how dark some of TB's story can be imo. That intro. And the geiger counter and sounds of the bombs hitting at the end, it really puts a picture in my mind of a human, listening to this song and watching as the world, and everything they knew with it, ends, and just... accepting fate.

[@thatoneegg462]

I’ve always seen that too with this song and that’s another part of what made it so sad

[@WooperGamerYT]

When I first heard this, I just thought it was a radio glitching out; a Geiger counter makes a lot more sense and makes this much darker.

[@tribork]

So yeah this is some radio hosts last words before the bombs drop and the last song he played, I think the radio host is being so calm is because he knows people are listening, people are looking for something to comfort them and so the host stays calm to be that comfort one last time.

[@faceless_man566]

what a lovely song about how repeating the mistakes of our parents will lead to destruction

[@thatoneegg462]

It’s a game that you don’t expect to have these moments, this is the only other game to make me cry with its ending than cyberpunk. It just has such a meaning behind it and it’s horrible and so damn sad because it seems like humanity is going to this

[@ScrewdriverGaming]

I love this song but it always makes me cry ;-;

[@buffbarney2648]

Cant wait for this to get on spotify

[@sandstooge]

This makes me wanna hug turnip boy, feel so bad for him

[@adi3587]

I love turnip boy, my favorite lil guy ever

[@sansmain928]

Same! He is such a goober

[@Thewolff227]

I spent the whole night looking for some lyrics to this and couldn't find anything. So I wrote them up myself, I hope they're accurate enough for you guys. I absolutely adore this song, and thanks so much for posting it. "Well we've really done it now, huh? I hope you've all enjoyed tuning in all these years. We got one last song here for you at Snoozy Radio, to go with you on this long road ahead. And to anyone out there who makes it off this doomed little rock, this one's for you.. It's called 'The Bandit'" Thought that money made me, I thought I'd set it right And I thought that money saved me, But it kept me up at night See my father was an evil man, So to spite Him I'd be just But in the end it's evident, I'm not so different than He was If you leave the ground behind you, Though the sky can look so grand Know the golden light can blind you, And you'll trip back down to land And maybe you'll be better Son, But we got what we deserved Our roots are in the garden son, You'll always miss the dirt I was a bandit, a no good crook And if you think twice, take another good look A grave full of lies, and the fortune I took Never look back, Even if I should You're a bandit, so run while you can Eye on the prize, gun in your hand A glimmer in your eye, like your old man Never look back, even if you can You're a bandit, run with a bandit. (x4) We got brain, we got brawn, and a new gang Don The same old tune, with a new twang on The same old crew, with a new MO Makin' for the stars with the motherlode I'm the next for success, I'm the new top brass Same old cops, on my tire tracks The same gold trim, on my fresh pressed suit The closest I'll ever be to you. I'm a bandit, run with a bandit (x5) Run with a bandit, a bandit I'm a bandit

[@Devilpapaya]

Feels right to me except for two parts I hear differently "Though the sky can look so red" I hear "grand" Rather than "red" but could be either. "A hotel in the garden Sun" I hear as "our roots are in the garden son" which I feel like makes more sense with the next line "you'll always miss the dirt"

[@Thewolff227]

​@@Devilpapayayou know, those do sound a lot better, thanks boss!

[@nrithyanair957]

Hey these are honestly amazing, you have some good hearing! Though I think its "You're a bandit, so run while you can", instead of "run like Him". Plus, "the same old crew, with the new ammo", instead of MO. But yeah these are my suggestions, but still good job 👍

[@Thewolff227]

​@@nrithyanair957oop good stuff. I had "Run while you can" in my earlier drafts for this but convinced myself otherwise lol, but now that you say it I hear it clearly again. But I think "A new MO (Motus operandi)" is still the right option, I can't really find any way that "The new Ammo" fits in better in the lyrics, but I can see how you heard it!

[@nrithyanair957]

@@Thewolff227 Well 'ammo' and 'MO' are both something that would make sense in the given context, after all this is a song related to bandits. I do appreciate you efforts regardless. But if we want to know what the actual lyrics are, we'll probably need to ask Snoozy Kazoo themselves 😅

[@aaabon941]

you can hear what sounds like an explosion at 4:04....

[@granniestack822]

ngl this made me cry it really shows how (bear with me here) Sir Don Turpichino II follows in his footsteps from Don Turpichino I and maybe Sir Don Turpichino II will have a child and name him Don Turpichino III. speaking of which, where is Sir Don Turpichino II's mom? 💀

[@zabatasd9461]

Well we've really done it now huh I hope you've enjoyed tuning in all these years We got one last song for you here at snoozy radio To go with you on the long road ahead If there's anyone out there who makes it off this doomed little rock This one's for you Here is: the bandit I thought that money made me I thought I'd set it right I thought that money saved me But it kept me up at night My father was an evil man So despite him I'd be just But in the end its evident I'm not so different than he was If you leave the ground behind you son Though sky can look so grand Know the golden light can blind you And you'll trip back down to land And maybe you'll be better son But we get what we deserve Our roots are in the garden You'll always miss the dirt I was a bandit A no good crook And if you think twice take another good look A grave full of lies and the fortune I took Never looked back even if I should You're a bandit So run while you can Eye on the prize Gun in your hand A glimmer in your eye like your old man Never look back even if you can You're a bandit Run with abandon You're a bandit Run with abandon You're a bandit Run with abandon You're a bandit Run with abandon We got brain With got brawn And a new gang don The same old tune with a new twang on The same old crew with a new M.O. Makin for the stars with the motherlode I'm the next For success I'm the new top brass Same old cops on my tire tracks The same gold trim on my fresh pressed suit The closest I'll ever be to you I'm a bandit Run with abandon I'm a bandit Run with abandon He was a bandit He ran with abandon I am a bandit too Now I'm just like you I'm a bandit

[@oscarhyde-q7b]

Amazing song

[@G-Shroom-The-Mushroom]

its not over stinky got away

[@Pablo_the_raccoon]

This is amazing

[@male-agent-4]

good song =D

[@Ruscul]

Yooooo