Turtle pope taught me a lesson

[@christiano9693]

-The turtle bites? -No, but he can hurt you by other ways

[@TriTomMaximum]

"To hell with the turtles!" *"NO ONE INSULTS THE TURTLES."*

[@raghav1026]

*Dogs

[@Smokinbacon]

Great Futurama reference.

[@fram3byfram319]

He’s not wrong. I know it’s a game but, he’s speaks truly.

[@user-sh2nv6vz6l]

He speaks facts he's words is so true

[@xxfalconarasxx5659]

He kind of lied about being unkillable. You can kill him.

[@منافهادي-خ2و]

Best dog in the game

[@danielawesome36]

The most cuddly cat in all of elden ring.

[@edawris]

I love dogs, especially their hardend fur that they hide in.

[@Executioner_Smough]

Why is a fucking turtle in a pope hat the most intellectual being in the whole game

[@Adddicteddd]

Turtle is the wisest of all animal

[@Executioner_Smough]

@@Adddicteddd apart from maybe Chow Chows

[@xianyulai3481]

Everyone needs someone like turtle pope

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

"Don't worry, the dog is all bark and no bite." The Dog:

[@xGMV]

"Are you quite finished? Take this opportunity to learn to master your emotions. Worry not, I take no offence. But others are not always so forgiving. Some take to anger, others sorrow... Bonds are fragile things, wont to break under strain. And once they're broken, everything is lost, with naught to gain."

[@gamera5160]

It cuts deep when you realize he's the one who married Radagon and Rennala. Their bonds were broken with naught to gain. All things can be conjoined, but it is for us to maintain those bonds and flourish.

[@Ser-Smiley]

Oh no!! Not the Turtle Pope! Stop attacking him! Ok. Not gonna lie. Did not expect him to give you a sermon like that. We must protect him at all cost!

[@masonwagner768]

Maybe the real Elden Ring is the friends we made along the way

[@moisesrodriguez4114]

That turtle 🐢 Pope knows the way of taoism 🙏

[@giuseppeDao]

bro, I'm really surprised someone caught that

[@Existential_Robot]

I've heard that Elden Ring/most souls-likes are Buddhist in nature, but it's stuff like that... it shows me that it can be equally Taoist in nature.

[@Abdega]

First off, HOW DARE YOU!?

[@shelter3d768]

Master Oogway has taught us many things and yet he still continues...

[@NoTouchThrow]

Love Turtle Pope.

[@xivix6710]

The merchant music fits it very well, it was the icing on the cake. Well done man, a short video but an impactful one. Elden Ring is a real journey in a video game. And Miriel is unique in his wisdom and forgiveness thay you dont see in any other character.

[@bROCKobama82]

This is why he is the best character in the game

[@Vospader21]

I want to give turtle pope a hug.

[@TheOneWhoLeftit4030]

Don't worry the dog won't bite but the dog will hurt you by speaking the truth upon it's mouth

[@themightycrixus1131]

Turtle Pope is ETERNAL

[@generalgeorgewashington5300]

Finally, a non heretical pope, someone that can finally undo our schism

[@sandmasterflex]

Had to sit down and think on that one.

[@okamiwarrior3327]

He and Zorayas are the only characters you don't want to offend in this game, no matter what.

[@Imnotadentist556]

Turtle? All I see is a dog

[@Hy1st]

Bro hurt the elden ring community with "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

[@edawris]

What is a Turtle, well it is an ancient mythical creature the existed during the age of the Zarimen. ohhh tales of Soldier of go D, Rick, The all knowing! Ah! Why Turtle is undiscribable! Turtle *IS*

[@edawris]

Dogs are all while Turtle *IS* ohhh only people with level 99endurance+ lvl25×2 Fingerprint sheids understand!!

[@Sun_Disciple456]

Praise dog

[@Dravis1995]

*turtple

[@lorenzocassaro6188]

#1 Rule of RPGs: "If you stat it, the players WILL kill it" Therefore, might as well make them regret doing so

[@mauro9389]

You know.. That dog might not bite but It actually did some emotional damage

[@LostWallet]

such a nice DOG

[@pimpsterpidgeon4502]

Some say the Vatican was created from a wise old turtle until he seceded himself to learn more about the world and teach those around him about peace and forgiveness. Other say Miriel is an ancestor of Pope Francis.

[@Stretch2016]

Somebody come get her

[@nickytheanimal2413]

Turtle pope did nothing wrong.

[@michasokoowski6651]

I fully expected you to just kill him at the end...

[@Resident_Nightlord]

Giant, Dog!

[@user-ob2qt3vc6g]

that was deep

[@dr.veronica6155]

Who else came here at night, saw he was missing because the Bell Bearing Hunter was there, and instantly felt the need to enact righteous fury upon him for seemingly kidnapping or murdering Turtle Pope?

[@Weirdaman]

It's a cat in a hat.

[@martinnaranjo6998]

What is the name of the background song(s)? The one with the violin at 0:46

[@blastyhatch9444]

That face x3 reveal was wild

[@jbizzle4922]

First off, dog Therefore why is it always dog?

[@cursedimageseveryday5559]

Why does he sound like Alan from Subnautica???

[@test18fort]

This is an actual 4th wall break

[@meltingwolfhound]

what music plays at the end?

[@Adddicteddd]

Here nomadic merchant kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3jaeGOKhd54orc

[@moisesrodriguez4114]

I think is Bloodborne Gherman song not sure

[@drippyjesus1827]

That’s what I do

[@Leeviathan26]

The fuck is a turtle?

[@bananabread7019]

What's the music?

[@Adddicteddd]

Nomadic warrior playing kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3jaeGOKhd54orc

[@skullkraken_resurrected9857]

Turtle pope if u look at his back you'll see turtle poop haaaaa🤣 😅 No? Oke😓