Drunk man makes Norwegian police laugh (English subtitles)

[@assmatronix]

You really need to speak Norwegian to fully appreciate the hilarity of this drunken clown. He speaks in a northern accent, making this even funnier.

[@eirik3938]

True

[@vanefreja86]

I am Danish - I can apreciate it as well!!! 😆

[@damien8113]

Yup

[@Anto-qv6kt]

I am danish, so i understand some of the dialouge. Its hillarious!

[@melkor3496]

I’m Swedish I can fully appreciate this. XD Since I can understand it.

[@EscargoTouChaud]

They handle this in the correct way. Meeting aggression with aggression would only have made things escalate.

[@pillutimati]

+EscargoTouChaud American police would have tazed the shit out of him

[@BlackToast2012]

+Suomela O HAHAHAHAHA

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

laughter is the best medicine

[@paanikki]

Nordic (Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark) police education (3-4 years, bachelor's degree) vs. American police training (6-8 months). There is no time for learning psychology or how to de-escalate aggression by verbal communication and body language, if the training period is as short as the training of a private rifleman in a reservist army. Police is also a much more respected profession among young people in the Nordics, and the police colleges get to choose only the most suitable applicants in the long process of comprehensive physical, psychological and academic tests. In Finland, for example, there are 15 applicants for each new police cadet. Of course American policemen and -women may learn these skills while working with good, more experienced collagues, but this is not always possible, especially in smaller departments.

[@pointofthespear9919]

paanikki Cops in AmeriKa....are basically tax collector's for the state English translation Law En-farce-ment = Revenue Enforcement Cops are money pimps for the slave/tax farm known as AmeriKa

[@jimn7384]

Christ this guy sounds like he just fell from Valhalla.

[@conormacce639]

I think his voice is changed for confidentiality

[@kokfesk4432]

Conor MaccE nope!

[@conormacce639]

@@kokfesk4432 oh my!😮

[@gretarefsdal6680]

@@conormacce639 No as a Norwegian I can say he sounds about right ^_^

[@susannecarolinehoff7847]

@@gretarefsdal6680 yes I am from Norway too.. he is from north Norway. He sounds normal to me. They often has that kind of voice..

[@terminatorm134d3]

American Police: GET DOWN! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! GET DOWN OR YOU WILL BE SHOT! Norwegian Police: Dont do that stuff.

[@ChandaniAranka]

Laughter is better at diffusing an angry person rather than shouting at the top of your lungs and threatening to shot them. I've heard in USA that in some States Police training only takes 2-3 weeks at the lowest, while in Norway it takes 3 years, a full background check, if anything on you history, even traffic violating I think may make it impossible for a person to get accepted to the academy. I remember one time I was driving I noticed a police cruiser behind me, kept going the same roads I was, and I noticed on roundabouts and turns, they didn't use their indicators. When I saw that happened several times, I started blinking my hazard lights quickly to let them know. Me using hazard lights if not called got it, is a violation, so they ended up flashing the blue lights and I stopped at a busstop They asked why I kept using my hazard lights, and I responded kindly, I just noticed on my rearview mirror that you didn't use indicators. You are the police and are not above the law, but should uphold it right. His face turned red with embarrassment, nodded and said thank you for letting us know, we will do better. You are free to drive along xD

[@yellyman5483]

@@norwegiangooner6521 And it takes three years in Norway! There is a huge difference.

[@yellyman5483]

@@norwegiangooner6521 I understand. I think it takes 9 months in the U.S.

[@yellyman5483]

@@norwegiangooner6521 Ok. It`s way too short compared with Norway.

[@rose-maries7131]

In Sweden (country closest to Norway, charing the same border) we are educated for 3 years. 1,5 years in "school"/the acadamy. And then 1,5 years in the field working, always with an instructor/superviser. And if you do a good job during that time in the field you're accepted and graduate.

[@taiwanisacountry8221]

American police shows: [Drama, car chases, people being very serious] Norwegian police show: [giggling at a drunk man]

[@LiSa-fc5sp]

Norwegian system and police are better, less violence there. best prisons and smallest rate of former prisoners getting back to prison later in. if I remember correctly.

[@kungolaf4499]

American prison rehabilition rate: 25% Norweigian prison rehabilition rate: 70% They are doing something right.

[@Skyflairl2p]

@@kungolaf4499 Thats because we as norwegians dont believe that beating people into submission is a smart move, unlike most americans, or at least american cops who seem to think that sort of thing is only natural. We actually offer proper guidance and allow a fair bit of freedom in our prison facilities, or rather "correctional facilities" as to allow our inmates to actually reflect and reintegrate with society, instead of just piling more anger on top of what originally got them in prison to begin with as america is notoriously good at. in america, criminal is synonymous with bad or in some cases evil people. Where as in norway we believe it to be more along the lines of misguided or downright unlucky.

[@PianoGesang]

Fire disrespectful officers, defund police, loot Malmö and tear down Max Manum and Smörebröd monument.

[@schultz1556]

@@Skyflairl2p In denmark, some people only commit crimes, to go to prison. In denmark prisons is like hotels lol.

[@kebabfoto]

This is unironically great police work. De escalating the situation with genuine laughter, showing the man you respect him etc. These guys make people feel safe.

[@kimberlyclark6326]

That takes a level of maturity, which American cops don't seem to have.

[@ShopeeMarketteam]

Well, Norwegian cops don't have to worry about literally everyone having the right to bear a firearm. It's like you guys were asking for a civil war. You yanks are wacky,

[@Nani17334]

Public Hair ppl still have guns in norway literally every street gang in oslo carry guns, and theres plenty of armed robberies aswell

[@agentc7020]

Public Hair the problems is not that anyone can have a gun, the problem is that they treat you like you already have a gun

[@Cetrus]

@Matt Armstrong haha like cops in the US has never used tazers and physical force against drunk people walking the street before. Please educate yourself.

[@AndyP998]

Training too, average training time between states in US is about 6-8 months. In nordic countries 2-3 years. Police are learned how to control situation with calm manner vs takedown aggression in US. Of course there are more guns involved, but people would lie if they have never seen US cops escalate situations to worse.

[@eldermartins130]

Police: hahaha haha Drunk man: *kicks Police: now that joke wasn't funny

[@Trrippy_Shades]

Elder Martins hahahaha

[@lydiaandvikhaagensen4291]

If that was America, the drunk man would be dead

[@almaerica563]

it really do be like that

[@ByZHellas]

@@lydiaandvikhaagensen4291 No

[@ByZHellas]

HiiighAsAKite There is almost no chance. He may get tazed at worst

[@rorto002]

You know the cops actually handled the case rather professionally, and de-escalated the situation rather well. Good job.

[@AreHan1991]

You must be very tense and immature to become angry at a silly drunkard...

[@rorto002]

@@AreHan1991 That depends on the drunkard. Not all drunkards are equally managed. In Killeen close to were I live one police officer was killed trying to de-escalate a situation.. We had two officers killed in 18 months, our situation here is a bit different than Norway. I lived in Norway for many years and one big difference is Norwegians for the most part have respect for the law and government.

[@daddy8884]

rorto002 most norwegians have respect for the government but there are those who hate on our police because it is cool, and say all that Fuck the police bullshit.

[@larsmonsen88]

@@daddy8884 Jeg har fått en albue mitt i trynet av en politimann en gang da jeg var 19 fordi jeg satt med håndjern i baksetet og klaget over at de ikke hadde tatt på meg bilbeltet og jeg ikke klarte det selv(hadde en svær jævla blåveis i en uke). Var aldri agressiv eller noe.. Noen politifolk er forbanna tullinger og når man har sånne opplevelser er det lett og ta alle over en kam. Jeg har stor respekt for politi og den jobben de gjør, men det jeg opplevde den kvelden der var ganske hår reisende. Og ja, jeg sendte inn en klage på han dagen etter, hørte aldri noe tilbake.

[@bjrneirikstrkersen1021]

You can take a man out of Lofoten, but you can't take Lofoten out of a man. Also, whilst no police force is perfect, not even the Norwegian one, this at least is a great example of how it should be.

[@PeaceDweller]

I thought nothing was in Lofoten but lots of Penguins, The Midnight Sun & The Northern Lights. If there are characters like this around I may have to go more often!

[@skjalgsaether]

@@PeaceDweller Tbh, Lofoten is one of the most spectacular places to visit in Norway and that's not because of guys like the one in the video. Stunning, stunning nature up there, you should go first thing if you have the chance.

[@RinasDK]

😂😂😂🤣

[@aidasjournal]

Bjørn Eirik Størkersen Helt korrekt!! Og helt enig!!!!!!!🙏🙏🥰🥰🥰👏👍

[@aidasjournal]

RinaDK Hva ler du sånn av?? Lol😹😹😹

[@Stormspinner]

In the US there would be 10 officers to deal with this drunk. 4 to hold him down, 4 to block camerangles, 2 to chase down random passerbys.

[@MRTHATSFAKEANDGAY]

Funny cos its true 😅

[@ksub91]

Why block camera angles? This is from a reality police show.

[@AreHan1991]

No wonder you need such an over sized police force then. A very expensive and inefficient ay to run a society!

[@idaf6768]

Katarina Bergqwist so there won’t be any evidance of police brutality

[@dronescape3372]

Hahahahhahaha

[@UnderCultures]

Respect. Can we get these cops are trainers in our police academies or something? please? Cmon Norway help us out!

[@irismagnussen7101]

+Alex Romanov I would have to say the largest difference in training of US police and the Norwegian police is the academic duration and construction. In America the average police academy training program is 19 weeks. In Norway, you are required to complete 3 years with a bachelor paper to become a police officer. Additionally one of the courses is ethics, and is considered to be crucial in making a good law enforcement officer. From what i understand, Us police academy have a course on how to deal with civilians. However the couse has been criticized for training officers to dehumanise civilians and develop aggressive behavior. That's my theory anyway.

[@scarlace]

The longest is San Diego with 6 months, and that's not even close to being good enough by my opinion. As a police officer you need thorough studies in law aswell. How can you enforce the laws when you don't even know what the laws are..:/

[@feonor26]

US cops needs to focus on learning more psychology to de-escalate situations. A lot of episodes I've seen from the US could have been solved peacefully if the cop knew how to de-escalate the situation.

[@REAL6]

You're gonna have to move to a new country for that. Shit is never gonna change with police.

[@MrThorsteinb]

The problem for the US is that they rather spend the low taxes on war instead of education. Education is relevant for everyone incl. cops but this is what the US choose to ignore again and again. The situation will simply not get any better in the US.. it just can't because of its mentality. The scandinavian model is to logic to simple to humane to fair for a majority of americans to optin for it. The only way to fix the US is for the strongest party to win and the right wing will kill to keep things as they are or to even make things worse. There is no future in the US for humane persons... its sad but you can always fight or migrate to another country. Best regards from Denmark (we share, via our taxes and we invest in the future and people) Something the US does not...

[@gfkgfk7178]

The capture of the last Viking.

[@horrorstories4628]

Lost Viking ))

[@metteg.1898]

🤣🤣

[@user-kb6re6xp8y]

Hahaha

[@extraextraxtraterrestialah8794]

@@gumzster All by himself

[@angelgray8899]

😂

[@chrystianbrega777]

Civilised Norwegian police officers, and education and respect comes first, not like in the USA,power, anger and revenge, and no respect for other human being, not 100% are like this, but the rest pay for the others actions!

[@Juksemakeren]

It helps that they brought a TV team to "document" their nice behavior. (This was recorded for a tv show) They're not as nice when there are no cameras around, but not even close to the level of degeneracy you see in the US.

[@akanetando]

They are nice to you if you are nice to them. Stop being a criminal if that is a problem

[@bigballerbillionaire]

@@Juksemakeren yeah of course they may be playing it up a bit for the camera, but when you watch the american COPS tv show theres a big contrast between the two

[@Vulpes_Rubra]

Nobody: Pingu's dad when hes pissed off:

[@oaantonsen3275]

lmfao XD

[@camdos3326]

Omg they do sounds the same now dont they😂

[@user-hb4zz4gh5e]

😂😂😂

[@wandavondunajew4643]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING TRUE THEY SOUND COMPLETELY THE SAME, LIKE LITERALLY

[@dagr.johnsen2164]

Ok, so this video is old. But in my younger days I experienced almost this. I was a drunk idiot making havoc on the streets, but the police acted just like this with me...nice and cool and laughing with me, not AT me. They helped me and straightened me out and I'm forever grateful.

[@henrikw377]

They acted like good humans, and by doing so helped you become a better human. It actually works :) Glad to hear your life is better now!

[@dagr.johnsen2164]

@@henrikw377 Thank you very much. 😀

[@furyingfox4293]

Lurer på hvorfor denne kom på recommended nå.............

[@stigrynning]

Jeg og. Har sett den før. George Floyd?

[@Fineb]

#georgefloyd helt sikkert

[@annhelenhybakken4356]

Mmh

[@ask6037]

Jepp

[@12kenbutsuri]

Du vet ju xD

[@1MagicAndMayhem1]

Holy Shit, Norwegian police captured that Orc easy

[@moflataker]

+Luke Day Because the police and the people know how to respect eachother... It's not like in America where you get punched in the head and thrown into the ground and get a gun pointed towards your head for even the silliest things... Read about the Swedish police officers on vacation in NYC that stopped a fight on the subway without threatening them with guns or tasers...

[@1MagicAndMayhem1]

Håkon Mo Flataker I read about the Swedish Police ignoring racially motivated crimes against native blonde Swedish woman, And Sweden having the highest rape recorded crime by foreign born in in the EU. Why cant the Police stop that?

[@moflataker]

***** The Swedish police never ignore crimes against their own people... What they failed to do, was to not tell the Swedish people that it happened, especially in Stockholm... But Sweden has so many Ghettos around the country that it's hard to cover all areas with police either uniformed or civilian... Malmö is the worst city... It's all about managing to place the resources in the right places at the right time...

[@moflataker]

***** Sometimes the Norwegian police have to drop silly cases because there are bigger cases that just came in the door... We don't have the resources to cover everything at all times and they always prioritise the most serious cases... If there has been a fight at a nightclub and suddenly there is grand theft auto going on somewhere else they quickly make the troublemakers go home and continue to the next scenario fast as hell... District Norway is shorter on resources than the capital and other major cities... In my region the police share the only police boat we have and we take turns on having the main responsibility on answering emergency calls and calling out police officers that are the closest to the scene...

[@1MagicAndMayhem1]

Håkon Mo Flataker That doesnt seem to hide the fact your own police force is hiding the facts about your woman being sexually assaulted. Yet you say you have one of the finest Police Forces in the world? I cant see the sexual assault of young girls a silly case.

[@isilduur7848]

"Æ bli så forbanna!" Why does the fact that he comes from northern Norway make it funnier

[@fart4192]

Du e ein ferbainnja pudding 😂

[@NightsoulShadow]

Fordi folk fra nord-norge har crazy dialekt

[@isilduur7848]

Haha ja

[@jcnot9712]

What does the sentence mean if you don’t mind me asking

[@StenTrigger]

@@jcnot9712 "I be so angry"

[@UKTheOmegaPyro]

when Norwegian cop shows use that voice deepening thing (unless that is his voice. then god help us all) that every cop show uses, it just makes the criminal sound like some Norse god or something. It's great.

[@gretarefsdal6680]

Pretty sure that was a drunken northern Norway alcoholics voice... I say that as a Norwegian, so I guess "God help us all...?" :)

[@artlover5060]

It's the Northern dialect, more known as a Nordland/Troms dialect leaning more over to them Troms one because of all the diphthongs). Since I speak that dialect and didn't even notice that drunk guy cursing in this one. The cursing is a whole another entertainment when we are the ones cursing. The Southern ones sound so tame in comparison.

[@silh3345]

The show usually does use effects on people’s voices to hide their identity so people won’t recognize them

[@HenrikFrejasFar]

This is literally why we generally trust our police in the Nordic Countries. Not that they can't make a fuckup too, but in general they are very well trained in psychology and absolutely most arrests are nonviolent. Even when a situation escalates they are trained to use minimum force required. For instance a provocateur politician held a meeting in Aarhus (denmark) against immigration and where attacked by a man with a knife. The police shot the man in his leg (one single shot) disarmed him and provided first aid during his arrest, until he could be taken to a hospital. You only use the force necessary to dissolve the situation and nothing more. Always keeping the situation as calm as possible, that is basic knowledge anyone coming through police training should know by heart.

[@mohameds8982]

MAN YOU SPOKE THE TRUTH, THIS IS WHAT AMERICAN POLICE SHOULD LEARN!

[@gigggla]

Not sure about other Citys in norway, but im Bergen they beat the shit out of you if you act that way, really alot of corruption in the police force in Bergen.

[@thecashrabbit8919]

Nah if someone comes at me with a knife they're getting fucking shot

[@rebella2073]

@@gigggla Same in Oslo.Some cops are nice,most of them are not.My grandad was a cop,he was also a pscyhopath 😏 🏢 🚓 ⛲ 👮🏼🚔

[@norwegianviking4822]

PUDDING!

[@tomolsen963]

Pudding?

[@norwegianviking4822]

Tom Olsen han fulle sa "din pudding" når han prøvde å sparke en av dem, lol

[@tomolsen963]

Oh, yeah, I can not speak Norwegian to well.

[@norwegianviking4822]

Tom Olsen oh ok, no worries ^^

[@tomolsen963]

And I havent watch the video yet. Is it in English?

[@凱瓴棨]

Watching this and reading the comments in June 2020 is- yea very interesting.

[@acquisium6976]

Welcome to Norway 🇳🇴

[@bumgarner4987]

Definitely a world of difference ❤️

[@Joghurt2499]

His voice sounds like straight off a black metal song. Gotta love the Norwegians.

[@wheres6869]

Its to hide his id he doesn't rlly sound like that

[@antifleshnimbus]

That was my same thought... 😅

[@knutzano]

It isn’t his real voice

[@Jooffee]

@@knutzano it is

[@knutzano]

Jon No, they make him sound different so people don’t recognize his voice in public.

[@MacClay8]

Why are the Norwegian cops hassling a pixelated Klingon?

[@LuckyToasten777]

No they are trying to calm him down but it happen that he it's to funny for the police that they can't take him seriously

[@Platenarysovereignty]

Klingon lol

[@slitor]

MacClay8 I love this comment to death! North-Norwegians...klingons...HAH!

[@Svendsor]

MacClay8 It's pixelated to hide the man's identity. Like someone else pointed out here, and I quote: "The right to privacy is extremely strong in Norwegian society. Suspects are identified only in extreme cases. In most cases not even murderers or rapists are identified to the public. They must be able to live normal lives after serving out their sentences." So his offense being a drunkard is of no big concern in the big picture.

[@MacClay8]

Daniel Svendsen Yeah, I know. I was making a joke about the voice distortion making him sound like a Klingon, while also implying that the pixelation was a natural phenomena rather than an after-effect.

[@whitequeen96]

OMG, I love this! These guys are like a very patient Mommy with a toddler who's having a tantrum. And look how effective it is - he calms down.

[@jazzx251]

Yes - I agree completely. It's like an episode of Supernanny! When the stupid toddler lashes out - he's automatically picked up and put in the police car with no anger or shouting. Just ruthless efficiency. His "naughty step" will be a jail cell for 8 hours (not 8 minutes). Excellent police training and discipline shown here - at every stage, they knew what to do. Almost like the best football referees too.

[@wereldvanriley7]

I saw a video of somebody that got pulled over by the Swedish police. He basically gave this guy a peptalk like a father would to his teenage son

[@halon7476]

Sounds like they arrested a Viking.

[@RinasDK]

😂😂😂🤣‼️

[@badzi4200]

They did!

[@aidasjournal]

HALON747 They did😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kpe6600]

mattajas a viking bitch?

[@damien8113]

I think Norway and Denmark have the nicest policemen ever

[@Soulatheunholy]

We do :) / Det har vi.

[@Krea57]

Jep we do 😁

[@manaralghanem7864]

What about the Swedish police?

[@Soulatheunholy]

@@manaralghanem7864 we don't talk about the swedes.

[@damien8113]

@@manaralghanem7864 I never met the Swedish police but I think the Scandinavian countries in general have very nice policemen/policewomen

[@phylliswaterfield]

hahaha love the way the Norwegian cops are enjoying themselves and that guy lol, he's funny.

[@Nonyah123]

They giggled, but look how quick he caught that dude's legs. BADASS COPS

[@noorulhudhan.6442]

UNDERSTANDING NORWEGIAN MAKES THIS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER OML, a masterpiece.

[@elinsoderqvist3695]

As a Swede I can't take this serious LMAOOOOO Norwegian sounds so cute

[@kirsten4096]

as a dane i’ve always thought that way about swedish lmao

[@bastus6564]

Som en Normann føler jeg dansk er lett å lese men vanskelig å forstå

[@Oliv7715]

@@bastus6564 jeg har det på samme måde. Jeg syntes Norsk er nemt at læse men svært at forstå

[@artlover5060]

@@Oliv7715 Jeg synes det er lett å fortå dansk når det synges, siden ordene uttales tydeligere, men ellers ... helt håpløst.

[@Oliv7715]

@@artlover5060 😂 det er nok rigtigt. Vi udtaler ordene lidt mærkeligt. Men vi staver næsten på samme måde.

[@andershenriksen7592]

*American police:* Guy: does nothing Police: get down or I’ll shoot! *Scandinavian police:* Guy: shouts and kicks Police: now that wasn’t funny

[@jcnot9712]

A few weeks later in court: -why did you shoot that random guy? -I feared for my safety -*slams gavel* My verdict for the defendant is not guilty. Court is adjourned.

[@iniminy3896]

@@jcnot9712 We started an internal investigation and we found we were not quilty

[@piero22289]

Thumbs up for those police officers!

[@ksub91]

I got so confused in the end when they said “sykehus” because it sounds almost exactly like the Swedish word “psykhus” (the p is silent) which is slang for mental hospital. Good thing that I had the English subtitles.

[@johannas.l.brushane2518]

Great that they examine people before taking them into the drunk tank. Some severe illnesses may cause symptoms that may have a person seem drunk, for instance a person on the verge of going into insulin coma, they may be confused aggressive and smell something like acetone. Sending someone like that to sleep the booze off may have them killed. WhileI suspect this dude in the clip may be an old aqaintance to these cops. It looks likea small town setting and they're probably somewhat familiar with the local hoodlums. Great job they did.

[@spiritofanu]

The Norwegian police are masters of defusing and de-escalating a situation. Opposite to what is often shown in America

[@bergennorway]

spiritofanu Here the education to be a police is several years, to know how to handle all kind of situations. You need to try to de-escalate the situation, that’s how norwegian police is trained. Some months education, like some states in US have, is far from enough.

[@spiritofanu]

Haavard Doksaeter I agree - the other factor that Americans do not want to acknowledge is the out of control gun epidemic there. I feel it is easier to diffuse a situation knowing the probability of a gun being involved is minimal. Keep up the good work with your focus on diffusing and sensible gun laws. We are similar in Canada but can do much better. ❤️🇨🇦

[@bk6086]

Nice change after long time of being nasty pillagers and rapists and plungerers....🦛

[@bigballerbillionaire]

@@bk6086 i dont think most norweigans were there personally at the time.....

[@Leo-em4pf]

Now you sit down nicely and behave LOL Norway you together with Denmark is the best.

[@janetakerlund621]

I just love my neighbours. 🤣 Greetings from Sweden. 💙💛💙

[@bumgarner4987]

Hi, I’m from the U.S and I wanted to know why so many people from Norway or Sweden can speak English. In the U.S (well southern U.S) we are only given Spanish as an elective language to learn in school any other language would be self taught. so how and why do so many people learn English ?

[@lolsen42]

@@bumgarner4987 I am norwegian. English is a mandatory subject in all norwegian schools, so we start learning it when we are in 1st grade. It is an international language, so it is nice to be able to communicate with people who can't speak Norwegian. Especially since we have a lot of tourists and immigrants in Norway and we come across a lot of English entertainment, etc. When we attend ungdomsskolen (junior high?), which is 8-10th grade, we can decide to learn either german, spanish or french, the options may vary from school to school depending on the available teachers, in addition to Norwegian and English. If the student doesn't want to learn another language, it is possible to specialize in Norwegian or English. Norwegian consists of two written languages, bokmål and nynorsk. Most people in Norway know English.

[@bumgarner4987]

Helene L.O. Thank you I’ve wondered that for a long time thank you

[@bjrsherino7085]

@@bumgarner4987 We are considered to be one of the best countries to speak English, besides native speakers of course. The education system in Norway really works, and we are well established in both written form and in spoken form. It can depend from generation to generation of course. Many elderly people can't talk English to save their lives. It's more common for younger people to speak English fluently. The reason for this is because we've had English since first grade, but also because we socially active on platforms that uses English and television.

[@horungesomgrater1582]

Käften pudding

[@Soulatheunholy]

Danish citizen here. I was once stopped with a gram of weed on me. Here's how it went down: Was walking across a parking lot with groceries. Two civilian cops come right up to me. Shows badge "Hello, this is the police, can we have a look in your pockets?" I was in a temporary visitation zone so "yeah" Guy cop asks if I have anything in my pockets I shouldn't have. I say no. He goes through 3 pockets thorougly, so I knew I was fucked. I start grabbing into my pocket to get the gram He tells me to keep my hands visible I dig down into my pockets too fast to hear him and stop He does nothing I pull up the gram and say "Eh, you got me" Female cop pulls out ticketbook I hand over the gram to male cop and he says "thanks" I get told I'm being fined 1500 kroner (about 220dollars) I accept my ticket. Both cops tells me to have a nice day with a polite demeanor. I say "likewise" I was grumpy after, but I knew the risks. I get my ticket in the mail.

[@2anYm]

You got lucky, my friend had 0,6 of a gram of hashish in his wallet and got fined 4000kr (422$)

[@Soulatheunholy]

@@2anYm then it was a second or third offense, they increase the amount if you get caught more than once.

[@erik....]

In Sweden you would have been fucked. Driver's license revoked and if you have kids the social services could take them from you because you are a drug addict.

[@DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz]

@@erik.... We don't consider Sweden part of Scandinavia. We mostly try to ignore it exist, which it barely does. Sweden is the shithole of Scandinavia.

[@kungolaf4499]

@@DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz When has Sweden been the shithole of Scandinavia?

[@wohlhabendermanager]

Still have a lot of studying to do before I can understand a native speaker (and I don't even want to know how long it will take to understand a drunk native that speaks with a funny accent). But at least I got how the drunk guy called the police man a "pudding".

[@karenstuitje2290]

Traugott Müller don’t know any norwegian but that was really funny haha

[@marty7373]

I've lived in Norway since I was 2 and I still don’t understand half of what he’s saying lol

[@wohlhabendermanager]

@@marty7373 Yeah, understanding drunkards is the hardest thing to do, even if it's your native language, haha.

[@sa1ntless]

Its even more wholesome if your Norwegian

[@ask6037]

Jepp

[@undine8750]

You’re*

[@homla8116]

"Wholesome?"🤣

[@totodaneto]

well, sometimes laughing is even more offensive because angry person understands nobody takes him seriously, but the policemen are really cute:) all the best from Russia!

[@totodaneto]

***** agree!

[@scarlace]

I don't think it's likely in the case of a north norwegian as this old man (and myself) But otherwise sure.

[@Fredrikbjerk]

russia is the most overfowerd contry with spetsnaz fsb ahhhh love it

[@lukassolvang3939]

I dont think its possible to not laugh at a guy like this

[@dulcae]

it’s really terrifying living in a society with police that get fired for NOT shooting the innocent. these guys are great guys, and even better cops. situation was funny as shit LOL.

[@l.5127]

Full respect for the Norwegian Police 👏👏👏

[@bruxar8285]

This is why I like norwegian police. They are actually NICE!

[@anordic]

Any life matters in Norway. God bless this country!

[@weenajensen4670]

How lovely to watch this short video clip in times like these. I am from Denmark, and I can't imagine Danish police being so nice. But still, no brutality. Use this video for the coming American police force. This it how the optics of policing should look like.

[@jesperandersen6201]

Probably a result of the best police education in the world. Norwegian police are generally very professional at work and knows how to handle the different situations in a proper manner. It's just a big shame we "can't afford" to employee all highly skilled and newly educated officers.

[@saitama9112]

They’re treating him like a 5 year old and it’s fucking amazing

[@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145]

I am Astonished at the way the handle not only the insults (that is an easy one) but also the little aggression, I liked this video

[@rickc2102]

Isn't it amazing, you can control an aggressive person without pressing your weight by your knee on their neck? Astonishing!

[@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145]

@@rickc2102 lool. I didn't mean to say that 😂😂😂. I was making reference to their cold blood ,how calm they were all the time.

[@timook7797]

This guy sounds like any evil character in a movie

[@RinasDK]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣‼️‼️

[@Dipandpip666]

Lol it's cuz his voice is distorted for privacy

[@timook7797]

@@Dipandpip666 ahh lmao I'm so dumb

[@Dipandpip666]

@@timook7797 haha nawh it's okay, I mean it's a fun though nevertheless. Dunno if they do it elsewhere too but here in Sweden they distort the voices and blur the faces of people in these programs as well but if you're not used to it, it might be hard to spot lol

[@missi0nhill]

Wow, in Canada and the US, there would be 6 to 8 cops just to deal with an unarmed drunk... in the US this man probably would have been severely beaten for trying to kick. I once watched 3 police officers restrain and sit on a tiny drunk woman who could hardly walk, and there were 4 more police standing around them as backup. I see Norwegian officers are efficient with the public taxes lol.

[@Craftermo]

Omg. That voice is epic!

[@zyzzbrah1312]

***** It's distorted by the production to hide his identity :p

[@pacificrules]

These guys are amazing and they handled it very well, assuring the drunken man's dignity and respect is acknowledged.

[@shakogames]

førbannja pudding

[@artlover5060]

Herregud. Æ klare ikke å la være å le hver gang æ høre pudding, enda mer morsomt når han e fra Lofoten😂

[@spydebergskrens]

"dø, nå sparka du meg"......"å herregud, du e ei pyse"...."du en pudding" priceless!!

[@MalachiXllX]

America people watching this: 👁👄👁 When does he get hit?

[@JWildberry]

That kick must have scared them.

[@sevnesioran6193]

Brazilian people 👁👄👁 When does he get hit until he dies?

[@wandavondunajew4643]

more like "when does he get killed"

[@venusonfire7606]

American police: "He has a gun"

[@lekobaye5989]

He asked if he could bring his dick. Dick in american drunk language means gun.

[@grzyb11]

For anyone not understanding why his voice is so weird, they changed his voice for privacy

[@undine8750]

you've clearly never met a drunk Scandinavian...

[@jordantistetube]

For anyone wondering: yes, this person does not actually sound like this, the voice has been modified. You can see this clearly at 1:35 when the voice of the cop also has been changed.

[@damien8113]

When you can understand what they are saying without subtitles it's even better

[@jcnot9712]

Drunk: I’M NOT DRUNK! American cop: *he’s got a gun!*

[@muddi0404]

Lol when the guy kicks him they just lay him down calmly and hold his clothes In the US he would have been shot

[@vitali2243]

This is so far the best example of norwegian police work I have seen - they guys are clearly deescalating the situation as professionals. Bra jobbet!

[@rr-ho6oo]

Norwegians😄❤️ greetings from Finland

[@kangawroon]

Greetings, brother

[@paveldaman1820]

Wassup 🇧🇻🇫🇮

[@Fineb]

US police needs to come to Norway

[@idafryland7692]

Yeah so they can learn from the Norwegian police

[@Honamo]

I don't want them here

[@norgayy]

we dont want them here no thanks

[@mikkeljrgensen3850]

What you have to understand is that - the difference in time taken to pass the academy aside - there's something else that is very different in Scandinavia, which weighs in a lot heavier than "just sending US cops to Norway". I'm talking about the Scandinavian infrastructure of course; you'd have to fundamentally change your system to get to a level where this would be feasible and dare I say it, adopt the dreaded socialist model. The whole point is that our systems are generally humane. No one needs to be homeless, no one needs to go hungry. This creates a base of trust in the individual, and THAT is basically why our societies thrive; because we build upon trust rather than distrust. Binds things together and leaves the individual with a notion that, say carrying a weapon in public is preposterous. Bad things happen over here, sure, but the scale is very different. Tl;dr you'd have to become socialist to achieve this.

[@emelh4806]

No thanks! We don’t want them here!!!

[@henkeful]

as a Swede, I understood most of it and it was hilarious, fun video! :)

[@krisspyCreeme]

American police, take notice!

[@theuniversewithin74]

The US haven't got police. You have goons with guns.

[@theuniversewithin74]

@@ParaWiki yes, that is true. But with a completely different threat level, wouldn't it be a wise choice to properly educate police officers? To even become a low level grunt in Norway, it's 3 years in police academy. US police are gorilla security guards by comparison.

[@theuniversewithin74]

@@ParaWiki my bad, it's supposedly 3 years in the US as well. But I do believe Norwegian police has superior education. It's two completely different environments, but there are so many thousand videos of US police officers not even trying to de-escalate situations, but end up power tripping instead. Yes, it's a mix of what they're up against on a daily basis and bad education. But I think the selection process needs to deny individuals that aren't suited. These guys carry lethal firearms and it should always be the last resort. Always. So many lives could've been spared if it wasn't for trigger happy gorillas swimming in fear every single day.

[@theuniversewithin74]

@@ParaWiki either way, things have to improve. Tragic that so many people have to die and be treated poorly before things errupt into what we see now in the US. It's almost sarcastic (not even ironic) that the protests produces so much more police brutality. It's only natural that bad things happen when it gets this heated, but it's just sad to witness. It's the perfect storm, really. Millions losing their jobs and staying at home for months due to the pandemic. But this was bound to happen. It just got turbocharged from the lockdown. George Floyd getting killed would've started riots any day. I'm just hoping the US comes out on the other end as a more mature society, though I have my doubts.

[@xv696]

guy sounds like a dragon, feels like everything he says echos through the town

[@silh3345]

It’s because the show censored his voice so he won’t be recognized

[@TheParallellinial]

Norway, I love you! All the best from Denmark!

[@coopart1]

Let's send some of our American police over there for training.

[@pej9440]

That was a good catch when he kicked. 👍 Good work in not escalating it as well, and just talking him down. Greetings from Denmark.

[@lars4681]

"Hvorfor roper du så høyt" "DET HAR FAEN IKKE DU NO MED! FORBANNA HÆSTKUK!" Best response

[@espenvippen]

Police education in Norway is a 3-year college education, in some cases in the US there is an education in a few weeks .. Greetings from Norway. 😀

[@sr-lc6cw]

Utrolige fine politi folk. Dere gjør en kjempe enorm innsats. Selv i en alvorlig aksjon så er det bra med humor og latter. Det gjør vedkommende mer rolig og opptreden og komfortabel. Veldig fin håndtering av politiet viser sympati og respekt til vedkommende og.

[@blueorebeetle729]

Being Swedish and understanding most of this makes it 10 times funnier

[@theeuglyduckling9476]

I can see the 3 of them having a beer together. 😂

[@phylliswaterfield]

Norwegian police are very patient, that drunk is very funny.

[@fisspa]

See you in 6 years when this is in our recommended again

[@Legend-zo9bc]

This is awesome honestly, there there ones in control and they know it, no need to draw weapons no need to get riled up. All the while laughing and apologising to the man for doing so, amazing.

[@alexandragraff5802]

i swear in norway everything seems better: a new law was just signed to ban deforestation, they were one of the first countries to accept and legalize lgbt mariages and now this video. I really want to go there one day it seems like they're really open-minded :)

[@silh3345]

I’m Norwegian and I got to say I am proud to be from Norway. I might complain about the cold in the winter but I will always love Norway. Norwegians are usually very open minded and accepting of other races and sexualities especially in the cities tough we’re definitely not always perfect it is for the most part pretty peaceful over here

[@abuhussain4111]

@@silh3345 viking people

[@TheMongolat]

Norwegian police at it's best. Human first, police-man second.

[@Bun0124-s1f]

I am from norway and i am verry proud!!!!

[@Lobos222]

You need to be in good shape during the intake, B student or better, nothing on you record and pass police academy which takes 3 years to become a police officer in Norway. They are also not generally armed.

[@ChandaniAranka]

I do think they don't carry guns on them, but is locked in a safe inside their car, and need to call in to HQ to get permission to use and get the code to unlock the safe

[@norcatch]

@@ChandaniAranka Mostly true. Sidearms are locked in the center console between the front seats, MP5s in the trunk. They don't have to get a code, and if the situation is precarious, the officers can decide to arm themselves without permission. Usually, the local operational leader decides they're to arm themselves when they're called out to a situation that warrants it.

[@Lobos222]

@@norcatch "officers can decide to arm themselves" This is wrong, because most none European people and allot of them. Will think that would mean "decide" ala US cops deciding on doing stuff, but it is way more stricter than that. That said, I am glad they are not armed because I have been in too many situations were police have done things with weapons they shouldnt have. On the firing range, but also even outside Parliament (Stortinget). Where they were armed at the time because of terror threat. Had their MP5s (3x) in the passenger car seat, with an open window and stood 15meters away doing something else. In short, I could have just reached inside and picked up one and shoved it under my jacket and left...

[@norcatch]

@@Lobos222 They can decide in certain circumstances. If they're at Oslo S and someone starts stabbing people, they don't need permission to arm themselves.

[@Nevermindwhat2358]

Are they well paid, in norwegian standards?

[@ww2marschlieder624]

Drunk lives mater

[@EnFyr]

Its actually funny as hell what they are talking about. The drunk guy calls them every foul name in the book and they just laugh it off. Great!

[@berner]

He has the voice of an Empire.

[@halvors9236]

i think Norwegian police must be the best in the world, i have huge respect and trust for them, they easy to talk to when you feel a bit depressed and they are caring as well, This is how Police should be, including, easy to talk with, caring, and Keep town safe from criminal 🇧🇻♥️

[@justanorwegianwatchingyout6200]

I could instantly hear that he was from lofoten by his accent😂

[@marcmichel9394]

Respect to the norvegian police from a french man living in Danmark

[@shefong1330]

(I made corrections and finally found the video footage. It's been years since I've seen this) Sounds like a viking! This video is humorous, but it wouldn't be funny if it happened in the US. See, these police officers are good, and they care. Their priority is to serve and protect. In the US, it's disgraceful that they'd just kill someone and use it as an excuse. It is an excuse. Nobody has to kill. Nobody has to use extreme violence. Ask anybody outside the US and in the US. They say, those officers generally kill. Everyone's afraid they'd even bump into them. And, that they could just stop you randomly whilst driving and create a problem. It would feel like walking on eggshells. You flinch, or they can call it flinching, then you're shot dead. A guy is asked to show his ID. He says ok and pulls out his ID, then is shot dead. Mother and child gets put inside a cop cruiser. Her hands are handcuffed. She did ask him why he shot him, because he told him to get his ID. It's very graphic to watch. Watch both links. The little girl said I don't want you to get "shooted" That's the video she filmed: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYXOeq2bj6eeodE This link is the one I saw in Facebook years ago that has footage inside the vehicle where the poor little girl advises her mom and how she doesn't want her to get shooted: www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/mom-i-don-t-want-you-to-get-shooted-in-video-girl-begs-mother-for-quiet-after-castile-killing/story-7ZW18CEO8RMHpAR7UVSnGJ.html It is so sad...so sad that a little girl is so aware of the danger... breaks my heart. Some guy just posted a comment and says it's lies? Here's some proof. I can't remember word per word, but I summarized it very well. The kid doesn't want her mom to die....saw a death and was afraid it would happen to her! That's awareness! And fear from a little kid! The dude was reaching for his ID. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. But it is what it is. Look at the links yourself. Liar my ass. Tons of articles you can read following up on the case... excuse after excuse... he had no reason to kill him! Period! Why are their protests in America?! Because people see too many of these cases... they are scared! They are angry! And they don't want this to happen anymore. Racism is real. Very real over there. If you wanna say the cop wasn't caucasian... the dude was chinese, like myself. But he and the cops there... have done a lot of wrong... some are racists. Some are violent. Some abuse their power. The whole system, everyone is complaining about. Nobody should be afraid to get pulled over and get shot! Especially if they're black! A taillight? What is it now? A 20$ bill? There was a post on Twitter saying, (from a white man) that he once paid with a fake 20 dollar bill...he didn't even know it was fake. But he tells jokes about it at parties... he doesn't get 4 cops to bend down send kneel on him until he suffocates and dies! In that post, he said, that's white privilege. It's so sad. There is racism. There is hostility. Anyone who says there isn't, I dare you to continue that lie... why is the whole world voicing out our opinion? Because racism is wrong! And what the cops do to handle black Americans is wrong. There are so many deaths. So many. They shouldn't live with the anxiety and fear, that at any moment, something so small, can escalate so fast and so bad...that they have to fear for their lives! Period. #blacklivesmatter #philandocastile (Philando Castile case)

[@Randi-k6m]

And you are spreading lies. READ the statistics!!!!

[@SannaSol]

@@Randi-k6m u can't just say "READ the statistics" and expect someone to know what you are referring to, Randi. Honestly, I bet you're one of those "all lives matter" people who only care about themselves. And why are you saying they are spreading lies, I bet you didn't even watch the links the person added. I think you're the one who should get educated.

[@wtfmrb293]

These two guys are some proper nice guys. I have watched other episodes with them, really nice humans. Kudos to the Norwegian police force

[@nordlys6]

That shows us that policemen and women are humans! Please don´t forget this!

[@Spongejeezy]

NorgeChris this is diffrent country. here in america they are monsters

[@eivindludviksen6478]

NorgeChris women? Theese guys are male.

[@nordlys6]

Eivind Ludviksen And no country have police women?

[@pixeloid]

NorgeChris Well, at least they are in Norway. Not too sure about the US.

[@Isochest]

NorgeChris I know. It's Psychopaths that spoil everything. Emotional Intelligence and Empathic Management can restrict Psychopaths' influence/ keep it in check. You have high gun ownership but your police are unarmed: That's brilliant. Policing by consent.

[@AA-ek5kz]

Can they please come and train American police?

[@xxadrianxx0336]

His voice is like a final boss in a game or something 😂

[@Athorix]

That comment made me laugh hard! Awesome :D

[@mammothmeat]

Det her burde amerikansk politi lære av!

[@frederikchristiansen7910]

Norsk politi er det bedste i Norden ✌️

[@theodorewinston3891]

Dear officers depicted here in this video, thank you for showing the other police of the world how things SHOULD be done. That is, with sober professionality and even a bit of humor. They stay above it all and don't let themselves get drawn into the drunken man's agitation and couldn't care less about his insults! Police who let themselves get riled by insults and belligerence are weak, emotionally like children, show they haven't retained anything from their training and basically admit that they're insecure (there's not really any incidence of excessive-force where police insecurity is not involved). In this video, the one officer says he didn't feel threatened when get got kicked -- and the proof is that even with this escalation, they never went beyond what's required by procedure. He didn't think "why you! Now I'm gonna teach you a lesson!" And that's the point! Any time "teach-you-a-lesson" thinking enters the mix, that's already a FAIL for the cop. That this is NOT the case in the U.S. is a foregone truth. But even in Canada there are horrific examples of blatant insecurity resulting in excessive force: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIHNlJ2qqstjbtE (videos of the altercation in full-length should also be watched). Here, an RCMP officer attacks a First Nations chief after some posturing and name-calling on the chief's part and after the chief tries to protect his wife. The officer bravely waits (sarcasm) until his partner has the chief's arm behind the back before he blindsides the chief with a running, full-on Rambo elbow to the face. Remember, up 'til that point, the incidence was WITHOUT INJURY. Then, when the chief is helpless and pinned down on the ground by both officers, the same officer gratuitously punches the chief hard in the face. The chief's face was a mess. For all of the chief's insults and belligerence, the Rambo-RCMP should have cared less about it all. Gods! One can only assume that officer got pussy-whipped earlier that day or something and decided to take it out on the job. Or worse he's like that because all his colleagues are like that. In any case, we can only hope this officer pays dearly for this mistake.

[@Woedans]

That is some Age of Empires voicing right there.

[@sadpieceofshieet6219]

These officers have had 3 years of education to become police in the US they have 3 months.

[@enjoyurlife4565]

At least the police in Norway respect their citizens even taking him for a Check up at hospital before they take him to jail.