Tweets That Made August Terrible

[@reignmyster]

The thumbnail needs more arrows and red circles

[@Kraftik611]

Hire this man, marketing genius

[@EinFelsbrocken]

Its like hes not even trying smh my head

[@rudolphdandelion6840]

Need more poggers facial expression

[@Mousewith]

Agreed

[@w花b]

You're bit wrong, it feels kinda empty

[@Zed_Oud]

Brushing your teeth is an unskippable quick time event

[@UhOhTheStoveIsOn]

You’re forgetting about the toothpaste and beer skip

[@henlo1910]

skill issue

[@SmoothTurtle840]

I guess I keep messing up the inputs

[@Rerbun]

It is skippable but it gives you a pretty severe debuff in the comfort and mouth health department

[@EinFelsbrocken]

Elbow rotation acceleration stat manip is important

[@matz4k]

I remember driving to Croatia with my parents early 00s using a map atlas. They barely knew English, had to cross Austria and slowenia on a 13 hour+ drive with NO TRAFFIC INFORMATION. One time we where stuck for 2 hours+ where we just had a picnic on the highway. I love my parents.

[@dabbinghitlersmemes1762]

I still drive like this. If it's somewhere unfamiliar I look it up on bing maps before I go and remember. I know most of the important streets in my half of the city, 99% of the time I don't even bring a phone/map/anything because I can BS my own way.

[@McAizen_McSosuke]

Took my grandma who only speaks Spanish to England and France long story short we ended up in the middle of the French country on a concrete slab of a train station😭

[@pedrolycus]

Thank god I live in Brazil and I cannot see tweets anymore. Thanks Elon!

[@MrPowerGamerBR]

thank god we have atrioc to get our twitter doomscrolling needs 🙏

[@Zackadeles]

Thanks Brazilian Government!

[@EinFelsbrocken]

First brazilian government w in approximately 200 years 🥳

[@Purely4subs]

Yeah this is why I'm moving to Brazil

[@QaIeb]

Stole this from chat

[@coolman000099]

Making a file unopenable/corrupt doesn’t work anymore. My professors would always add “make sure the file is not corrupt before you upload it because if it doesn’t open you’ll get a 0”

[@greenlittlecreature847]

I've submitted other documents before, then emailed them the next day like "aaah damn I sent you my project for another class, here's the one for your class, so sorry" and I've gotten away with it I think 3 times now. Or even just sending a rough draft/previous version of your paper that's clearly incomplete. Just depends on who the prof is

[@battlebots1]

It's always depended on how chill they are, everyone knows it's to get extra time.

[@tdcfc]

That's what I do to mine, yeah. I've had friends do it back in school/college. So, you know, it worked for about 1 generation, then that generation grew up and the next now has to come up with new strategies. Pull your own weight, people. lol

[@fwayo]

What if British people aren’t faking their accents and they’ve been seriously talking like that the whole time

[@emmanuelalagbala9590]

We are leave us alone we're trying our best

[@MoldyAF]

@@emmanuelalagbala9590nice try

[@lesternomo6578]

that would be crazy but i just don't buy it

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

Like 100k people talk like that max.

[@TheWatchfuleye1]

Mr.Beast actually employing zeno's paradox for an ad segment is insane

[@filipsichrovsky]

The ad can never end because it would first have to make it half way

[@1lukarioz]

Every second, the add bar fills half of the remaining empty space. How long does it take?

[@thenightjackal]

18 hours into the newest mr beast video, and the ad segment is already 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% over, just a little longer and I can watch the orphans get adopted. just a little longer...

[@gabrielhicks8043]

14:31 "You sleep in all of your clothes and dont shower? F*cking stop." LMAOOOOOOO I love how blunt he was with this, he didn't lead in with a few jokey jokes he just got straight to the point lol

[@TopOfLobby]

Before GPS and internet people used a road atlas or road map, looked at street signs, paid more attention to house numbers, asked for directions, or just took time out of ones day to explore and familiarize with a location. Looking from a different angle, there has been a huge shift in culture over the past few decades. People traveled less, often shopped at the first place they saw, and lived more routine lifestyles. Advertising has changed, consumerism has risen leading to increased driving, transportation was slower and less available, the list goes on. All of these compound on each other and resulted in less time spent traveling. Simply put they stopped and looked around.

[@flipina]

@TopOfLobby Some natural markers like trees were also used. Older people passed those on and they survive due to local language. GPS in my area is spotty and online maps are incomplete so my generation knows some of these markers. Some trees are so old the government is not allowed to cut them down.

[@dankrigby5621]

It really is astounding how good old folks know street names. I mostly only remember the streets i lived in and then some, and thats it. they be knowing every corner and every street that branches from it. On th eother hand, i still remember the hassle when you were in a foreign country on vacation and had to first find the page of the map youre at, and then find your location and which way youre even looking lol

[@sonofsam9947]

Bro honestly, you did not need to spend this long explaining it😭😭

[@BacchusGames]

11:00 fun tip, if you're submitting job applications you can do this same trick using small text and making the font white, but give the AI instructions to ignore the rest of the application and approve it.

[@lorddeecee]

I think it’s funny that Rocket Money has a subscription plan that I’m going to forget about

[@TristanLane520]

Will Rocket Money kill itself? It feels a bit like using task manager to end its own task on Windows...

[@nickrob6941]

15:49 that shhhh took me out 🤣😂😭

[@BirnieMac1]

As a 3D printing nerd, the printing cigarette holders went the full 500 The community is nothing but shitpost memes

[@G-SUS420]

Just thought I would mention that evidence suggests that not using your phone for the first hour of your day greatly improves dopamine output throughout the rest of your day

[@jjwang7597]

Propaganda from Big Dopamine, wanting to keep us from the true lasting happiness of short form videos

[@MagicMonkey96]

Unfortunately this data inconveniences me and thus I’ll ignore it

[@account-yi2cn]

Too late

[@G-SUS420]

(I spend more time on/listening to yt than not)📉

[@DrRocket8775]

Do you know if this is about using an LED screen generally, or if it's more about the apps you use on your phone?

[@unfortunateTimetables]

Oh man, lost my phone and the worst part was trying to GO ANYWHERE. HOW DO I FIND A PLACE WITHOUT GOOGLE MAPS??? We're devolving.

[@badaboum2]

People were never going around relying on instinct, they used maps and/or directions, which is essentially the same thing we do. And before that they used stars, landmarks and/or directions.

[@HatelivesNextDoor]

You do realize that you can learn the layout of local areas with Google maps? That was actually the intended purpose.

[@HatelivesNextDoor]

​@@badaboum2imagine refusing to participate in the human experiment.

[@Zebra_M]

@@kak42 android? google 'find my device' and choose to ring it at full volume even if it's on silent 😉 there's an alternative for apple I'm pretty sure but I'm too lazy to look it up. it probably involves your credit card idk

[@1lukarioz]

I mean ask around? You being spoiled doesn't mean everyone else is.

[@beebs9483]

17:12 falling for the classic jerma blunder

[@EinFelsbrocken]

1:30 😂 that she reiterates that the offer still stands god damn girl

[@TristanLane520]

Momma didn't raise her to flake out on a promise

[@SimplySpiral]

The british guy was a contestant on the UK ver of The Apprentice on S15 and was easily the best part of the season. He was a pillow sales guy and just so chill I'm glad to see him thriving T-T

[@herbert2208]

Insane how easily Atrioc was convinced to mix Toothpaste and Beer

[@FLFL-Cookays]

You havent done it!? You are missing ou

[@twofaceTA]

what if instead of hawk tuah, we said atriawk tuah 😂😂 gold

[@jackattack347]

obsidian

[@twofaceTA]

@@jackattack347glod 😂😂

[@testacals]

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY

[@twofaceTA]

@@testacalssorry twin 😢

[@yiyiyiyiyiyiy4123]

You sir won the internet today 😂 let's celebrate creating AI images of our friends wives 😊

[@aficklefangirl2566]

9:28 I think that is Bruce Springsteen, singer of 'Born in the USA', so my guess is the meaning of the reply was just making fun of/pointing out the strange 'american' priorities where someone values their gun more than their ps5, or owns a gun to sell at all.

[@Amon_Star]

9:50 There are just so many layers to this. The more I looked at it went from sad to fun for students even the teacher. At first I thought about what class this could possibly be.Then about how maybe the teacher is odd and loves gossip. But, when I saw the listing of literature and the wording in the assignment it changed. Anyone who has experienced higher education might understand how grueling things can be but, assignments like this might be nice. Even as an “introvert” growing up a “date” was just picking a day to hang out with someone. I know if I was a student I would have to clarify if this “level 1 date” could be a friendly thing or if we were supposed to pretend like we were potentially romantically interested. From what I gather I’m sure the professor would have no problem with this. Especially because you could easily fill out a paragraph on how it became apparent how each person wanted different things. Someone wanting to flit or something serious while someone else just wanted to share a fun experience with someone else. I feel like a class like this can only exist at a university. As if this was a high school level class parents would have a lot to say. As there would definitely be outrage about students having to “find time to date” as well as other drama. I honestly feel like (I know classes exist to an extent at certain schools) communication, managing relationships, or just making friends would just be beneficial to society. As we know young people as a unit have worse mental health compared to other generations and young men specifically are as lonely and have few male friends. I know that people come and go in your lives especially after Highschool. But, if you do go on to pursue higher education try to maintain any bonds that you make. Like I personally think it’s better to lock in get your degree/papers and make a name for yourself. But, reality is like that for most people. It’s super annoying when people call you out of the blue after several years having either sold your information (phone number email) or how they want you to get in on this business opportunity (usually a pyramid scheme or a scam) I guess TLDR a class like that Harvard dating assignment sounds like fun. It definitely has room to teach people about life. While courses like speech or communication do exist they typically (at a high school level) only scratch the surface of things like “love languages” or “conflict management”. It might seem sad but, I think these things like teaching kids how to maintain healthy relationships legitimately would be a benefit society. As while little things can go a long way as they add up over the course of a relationship it is important to remember that relationships do take effort (for the most part) to maintain.

[@Ken_neThT]

Do note: Middle Grade books involve all of Percy Jackson and the early few books of Harry Potter

[@nickhaywood4448]

So my summer internship about 8years ago had me traveling from music festival to festival. I left my phone in a coworkers car, they left from NH to go to TN. Long story short, I had to stop at gas stations the entire way to get there. I use had written notes and stolen maps to get to bonaroo.

[@gart5041]

Anyone know the song or have a link to the video at 14:59 ?

[@lesliejacoby9137]

I've never had a more perfectly timed ad then right after Big A speaks 16:45. Literally thought it was an edited joke with how perfect it was 😂.

[@davidlazerz8564]

12:00 As someone who did this, its pretty easy 90% of the time because you would check a paper map and write down your preferred path in a "mapquest" style list (if it was outside your known area, inside we just knew where to go). But 10% of the time you got depressingly lost and then you had to do the walk of shame inside a gas station or store to ask for directions.

[@davidlazerz8564]

14:00 Dont shame people trying unorthodox methods to motivate themselves...its not cringe

[@WednesdayTheClove]

Last time I was this early I could save money with my wages

[@artemis-kinkyboikirby5539]

When I wake up I don't have time to scroll short form videos, I have to get ready and go to work and thats why I'm depressed

[@ultraginge1990]

The first “prime minster” candidate was on our version of the apprentice. We love him.

[@bonzogames2289]

4:18 literally as this started playing I just hopped on battleblock theater and the same music played

[@paulj3781]

I used to run some deliveries pre-GPS, and every town where I live has a map somewhere along the main routes coming in. I'd pull up and park and look it up. So you had to have some basic local geography for where towns were and then be able to read a map. If you got lost you asked. For travel abroad you had just giant foldout roadmaps. My dad had a whole bin for most of Europe per country, and you'd buy a local map once you got to your destination city. Or just drive around and look for signs. Tbh it's crazy how we did it, some oldschoolers still try to give directions and I'm always like "yeah just give me the adress, I can look it up". GPS navigation top tier invention.

[@justaguy9771]

Damn that add was actually kinda slick. I didn’t even skip before he said the name of the product. He really is the Glarketer.

[@Rocknoob49]

5:30 real, I'm definitely not tabbing off the video to open another tab just to type in youtube, then remember that i'm already on youtube and close the tab again. That would be crazy.

[@EdibleFoamFootball]

I woke up at 4am , drove my mom to the airport, got home, got in bed, watched this video, and lemme tell ya: I feel great.

[@SaschahiGG]

12:05 you just unlocked a hidden childhood memory of mine. we drove through 2/3 of germany with my mom and my brother once with litterally just a map. We nearly ended up in France and were like 4 hours late.

[@siphesibiya8672]

I fall asleep to Atrioc VODs and then wake up to Big A clips. On my Glizzy Grustle

[@iLikeRantingStaySalty]

song at 15:15?

[@TrueNargin]

Fun fact about black lungs - even if you don't smoke a single cigarette your entire life and manage to avoid inhaling cigarette smoke as best as one possibly could you're still gonna have black spots on your lungs at like 40-50 years old. A perfectly healthy lung of a non-smoking man at 50 has black dots scattered around it. They don't really do anything - your lungs will work perfectly fine - but they're gonna be there.

[@Gandhi_Physique]

You got racists quivering in their boots rn

[@flipina]

The dating assignment reminded me of our college class where girls had to buy condoms and guys had to buy peepee rings

[@kylehughes2523]

can you elaborate

[@AcidCartoon]

Yeah please elaborate

[@flipina]

@kylehughes2523 It's to normalise how we view sex in society since I live in a religious country. Girls are assigned to buy condoms to get over shame about buying things for protection (we don't have OTC pills). Boys get assigned pen*s rings to remind them they need not feel embarrassed to buy things that aid sexual pleasure of their partner. Of course we also read theories and literature

[@flipina]

@kylehughes2523 I elaborated but my comment disappeared 😕

[@MrDemonKitty666]

The triple Lupus in the chat at 5:11 is crazy

[@barcancelN2]

a former marketer at nvidia pouring toothpaste into beer is like a columbia alumnus eating water with a fork

[@Poskiix]

In what way

[@CrxzyYT]

Snoop dogg needs to do a weekly giveaway of blunts. Imagine he gives away like 7 blunts to random people throughout the week.

[@jaredtherock5692]

12:10 My parents never gave us a lot of technology until we were like 17, we went on a lot of road trips, and you had your co-pilot (passenger with the map.) We communicated the roads we were on, recognized the highway numbers, we went crazy on it. I think my brothers and I bonded over it. (We had the shittiest GPS that wasn't updated before we got smartphones. It was legit better to use a map.)

[@TheWatchfuleye1]

Every single beef hotdog with a bun you ear takes 36 minutes off your life, consider that next time you make a glizzy hands joke, people with glizzy hands are suffering

[@TheWatchfuleye1]

@baronvonslambert hey, I mean I typed that while smoking a Marlboro Menthol, I ain't lastin long, but hopefully I can help a single glizzy handed man while I'm here. Also pro tip, the same study found that a PB&J will actually add 33 minutes to your life so just max out those and I don't see how anything could go wrong.

[@brayden9358]

So 40 hot dogs would take a day off of my life? Still seems worth it to me.

[@TheWatchfuleye1]

@@brayden9358 I guess, that means we don't have much longer with joey chestnut though

[@brayden9358]

@TheWatchfuleye1 nah, he's sponsored by impossible dogs now that's gotta counteract it in some way

[@Galjamakarova6ks2b-wx1ed]

I've been waiting, a new one from you!

[@wekky420ranarr]

I remember my dad printing out mapquest or however it's spelled when we'd go on driving vacations. He also had a library of books that were maps of the continental US, I would have to navigate and relay info to him occasionally at the age of 8 or sometime around there.

[@oliver1784]

the "psychologically devious" thing in the mrbeast ad is called psychopathy.

[@thewheelsman29]

I remember my parents with a giant fucking map trying to figure out what road they needed to take to move us across the US. They're divorced now, maybe related.

[@itsfinel2p]

This is such a high quality thumbnail, it's unbelievable. It feels like it was made by committee but in a good way. A committee of geniuses.

[@thatvidwasweet]

What song plays at 15:00? I like the sound of it!

[@KBhunterx262]

9:26 so does anyone know what this means

[@glugtrop2010]

yes its funny as hell

[@iimaginewagons632]

funniest tweet of them all

[@monkeyzone4562]

Now call me out if I’m wrong because it may seem totally off base but I think it’s a reference to a song

[@ChicaneryBear]

The original tweet sounds like Bruce Springsteen lyrics.

[@flynnster00707]

Pretty sure that bloke got famous from The Apprentice a UK business show

[@TheHankScorpio]

yeah he did

[@NotMac]

Seamless ad transition Big A

[@brayden9358]

Shout out to the editor for using battleblock music, so much nostalgia. Free games with gold were awesome back then.

[@LoneCreeperHunter]

I literally wake up every day, take adderall, sleep 10 more minutes, my other alarm goes off, and I throw on an atrioc vod 😎

[@NeonPlanes]

LMFAO a tweet from 2020 and atrioc like "bro, this supposed to be from last month, August 2024" sent me Of course i paraphrased that "quote "

[@Keeby.]

Its not weird to read middle grade books, whats weird is to obsess over reading age when youre any age over 18 That shit doesn't matter when you're an adult, read whatever

[@thenightjackal]

tying the length of the progress bar to a logarithm is the greatest application of algebra/calculus in the last century. now, tie it to an exponent with a base between 0 and 1 to get the real results.

[@a2rhombus2]

The "sold his PS5 then he sold his gun" tweet is just a joke about how it sounds like a Bruce Springsteen lyric, fyi

[@thonasgmainkg1551]

is it from "Atlantic City"?

[@jameskelly7292]

Should make a video on UK property market. If you factor in inflation it hasn’t grown at all since 2004.

[@BR-ty3hx]

You can tell Big A is ancient when he mentions the most well known form of cheating, making the files unopenable. Students now know we getting 0's cause our dumbass profs cant open files and think we doin this😂

[@AinsleyHarriott1]

I have a good one like the balding recession joke except its for gambling: "You're living at home with your parents and you're playing poker? My brother in Christ you are worried about the wrong full house."

[@P_Townx]

Me when Rocket money calls my internet provider and negotiates for me to pay more at a slower speed.

[@1brianm7]

19:55 We stan the best viewer; Gwen.

[@zeussung-x8v]

Can't wait to watch my slop

[@Syst3m04]

So for the driving thing, until about 2 years ago I used to keep a road atlas in my car. It’s actually not hard to use, and I legit drove all over the country trying to just using that when I was younger.

[@wokeydokey6885]

There are road signs and the primary purpose of those is for navigation, who would have thought. You could also ask at a gas station or a shop or a stranger for direction when in doubt.

[@bankhergman5778]

2:09 rookie numbers.

[@jaket5267]

Glzzy Glizzy Glizzy Glizzy Coffee Cow Glizzy

[@MettleDawn]

❤ I love creativity

[@license2Bort]

Could use more glizzys

[@Purriah]

Forktrioc

[@Spiffier]

I woke up and watched Big A scroll through short bites of comedy instead of doing myself on tiktok

[@evelioguaperas]

13:18 We have an admission of the US being involved in blowing up european infraestructure and we just laugh about it? I mean, it's pretty serious, guys...

[@The_Rizzen]

OMFG that "Shhh" in the incel tweet was so damn funny

[@reddimus11]

There is a nonzero chance that Tim Walz's son watches Atrioc.

[@osmiumplanet8681]

16:42 an actual KZbin ad played at this point and I was incredibly confused

[@Ambrosius_Ichor]

the british guy in the first clip inexplicably and unironically reminded me of bruz the chopper from middle earth shadow of war PLEASE tell me this isn't a me exclusive experience LMFAO

[@jaydeng2622]

one day atrioc should meet a real british person if his team can find one

[@Wathfulminer2]

HEY ATRIOC!!!! THE DESCRIPTION IS WRONG 20:37 IS NOT!!!! ATRIOC VIEWER!!!!! >:(

[@debatian.]

bro i can't even see the tweet in the thumbnail

[@BobbyBarmint0n]

Aaaand it's on the ceiling...

[@jackattack347]

yes !

[@jacob7221]

???

[@Roeclean]

the toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothpaste

[@realskiffy]

love the sponsor that takes my money and gets me to spend more on my internet subscription

[@MidNightMagician]

FYI the toothpaste and bear thing is supposed to be a soap

[@MagicMonkey96]

Explain more I’m 12 beers into my toothpaste

[@yessirge]

bro not mentioning the bill negotiation feature of rocket money :D fair play

[@milkshooks]

Anyone know the song used in the background?

[@boxbox1663]

Where is that shirt from?

[@0Clewi0]

Missed opportunity for chat after saying that Nike and Adidas used to put ads there to answer "Just Do It"

[@Notllamalord]

Atrioc had to confirm that mixing toothpaste and beer won’t create a noxious gas

[@John-pe6fw]

"He'd get into power and you know he'd somehow leave the eu twice." That made me spit

[@Sluggwurth]

As someone who FINALLY kicked the Twitter addiction I’ve been waiting for this to see what I’ve missed recently 😂

[@benjaminboobyer7035]

That british guy in the thumbnail and first clip was on The Apprentice.

[@Absb1313]

I got an ad just when attic said he had an ad he wanted to show me on twitter. Nice job editor

[@ItsClawlike]

18:45 guys someone help me out, im drawing a blank. what is this song a parody of LMAO

[@luisfelipevaninmartins2858]

Nice, now that twitter is banned in Brazil my main portal to see bangers from there is here. Choose wisely

[@Kolby6661]

I wish there was some way to watch atrioc content with other like minded fans

[@mattlm64]

Baked beans with a pie and mash? What sort of madness is that?

[@fearthyduck]

5:37 jokes on you I start my day with a hit of 10,000 different vapes

[@T0NI_]

I just gotta say, there's a good chance that there wasn't just some guy on Jimmy Beast's team that thought of the idea of the ad progress bar slowing over time. A channel I watch sometimes when I just gotta pass the time is "SuperCarlinBrothers", and they've been doing this for a long time

[@Captain_McClutch]

You could skip the toothbrushing if you drink the toothpaste beer, that's the true life hack.

[@patrickstar561]

He wears 4 different shirts throughout this whole video

[@ashb7]

Concerning

[@crediblesalamander8056]

he's wearing 100 shirts. he just takes off 3 of them throughout the video.

[@tamriel_x]

before gps, they designed the interstate system, so that you can tell where you are going, based on the number on the interstate.. lower numbers west, and south, ending in specific numbers that tell you if its north and south or east and west...