tweets that made me laugh

dumb, funny and epic tweets i found on reddit
2nd channel @Fainted XD
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[@ragingre4per242]

im starting to think fainted is a little jealous of us people who are 6,2 or taller ive watched most of his vids now and he defo mentions shouting us out every other vid

[@therealhanakorevamping8099]

I am too give me your genes

[@marichatfangirlfandom9690]

@@therealhanakorevamping8099 ill give you some lol

[@uncrustable9923]

@@marichatfangirlfandom9690 sussy boi 😏😏

[@marichatfangirlfandom9690]

@@uncrustable9923 lol, very sus indeed

[@stupidcompilation6390]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWXRiHeoh72cm5o

[@sarahlovee1865]

That happened once for me. I don't remember what movie I was watching but it had the subtitles to Death Note which I had not seen before and I thought the person who made this subtitles for the show/movie I was watching had just decided to like quit and go on a murderous rampage that day or something and confessed it all in the subtitles of the show they'd been working on

[@Riggs10K]

Actually Hamtaro is the name of that Anime/Cartoon i've been watching it a lot when i was a kid

[@mae6861]

Hamtaro is my childhood but it's really hard to find full episodes and a full season

[@leemur9]

@@mae6861 got in on DVD

[@mae6861]

@@leemur9 damn now you're the real alpha

[@mochisprite9779]

yesss, my mom used to put it on for me and my brothers, I still have the theme song memorized lol

[@lahcenkhmaissi2353]

Arabic virgin

[@Itznotsweate]

“Tweets that made me laugh” Me: goodbye “how is twitter free” 😭

[@Madmonkeman]

:(

[@seventeen_eclipses]

Sad.

[@NakedmoleRat633]

Fainted: "internet is a badass name" some dude 20 years later: Im on the internet

[@10thletter40]

Yes, you said Antoinette perfectly! No 11 yr olds roasting you today, at least, on name pronunciation

[@Crazedpanda999]

3:34 assuming that nobody knows anybody at the 30 second mark, some people are talking trying to figure out what is going on when one person starts throwing the ball in the air and catching it, someone else joins within a minute. more people start to join in till everyone is playing catch before the 5 minute mark. next someone jokingly pretends to pass it to someone they feel comfortable with in the group they just met but steps back and throws it to someone else within the 6.5 minute mark when a no rules game of monkey in the middle starts to be played. this goes on for a few minutes because nobody feels comfortable yet saying they are bored and wana do something else. around the 12 minute mark one of the more extroverted people ask if they wana play a diff game because of boredom. touch football starts to be played and teams are divided. everyone starts to meet everyone and get comfortable. assuming the ages of the people are between 18 and 25 or so then the following will happen. one person pretends to ignore all the touches and just keeps pushing through joking and laughing when someone jokingly gives them a small tackle. this is around the 18 minute mark. touch football is now full contact. so in short, around 12 minutes for a small friendly scrim, and close to 20 minutes for full contact football. following this because the game was in a room and asumming it has to be a larger room because it is a game of football the room is unlikely to be covered in carpet, resulting of someone getting hurt around the 30-35 minute mark, not seriously but enough. the game has now ended and depending of how the hurt person is taking the injury touch football might begin again in the next1-3 minutes.... thank you for listening to my theory. goodbye

[@miamanzo9611]

Um your welcome…

[@waveii8615]

this is realistic

[@devinq4605]

I remember we got Toy Story 3 on DVD, and the rating was listed as R. We checked to make sure that wasn't right, and it wasn't.

[@alian2545]

LMAO HOW

[@devinq4605]

@@alian2545 I still have no idea lol.

[@MasterLagoz]

I feel like Antarctica research bases have a pretty high nerd ratio.

[@renanyctea1247]

I just discovered this channel today, and I gotta say, you have the loveliest, most calming voice I’ve ever heard :)

[@nicolassmithgrey]

6:29 I get a drink and a milkshake

[@Eco-Quack]

i miss the whats up cuties

[@therandomcousinsshowgaming6527]

How dare you not call us cuties. The fact you have the AUDACITY to not, you monster.

[@eren9431]

I love coming home from school and getting excited to open up KZbin and being greeted by Fainted. Love you fainted!

[@CellularityTheWitch]

So they do have internet in Antarctica. And that person is around a huge tower.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

imagine if someone started an onlyfans where they don't make porn but review porno films shirtless, that would be interesting.

[@jacobc9221]

Does the reviewer have chesticles?

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@jacobc9221 no such reviewer exists i just thought it would be interesting

[@kyleag86]

honestly i review them in my free time sometimes by myself

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@kyleag86 wonderful. i mainly review films but im open to reviewing at least a few pornos

[@jacobc9221]

@@kyleag86 Do you ever make clapping sounds? ;)

[@neko6803]

plottwist: the thumbnail was sent from a Smart-Fridge

[@skyfalling4u]

And this is why I never installed Twitter.

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

I'd pay for onlygrans, knitting is much more entertaining than naked people

[@shominamimoto7137]

when fainted doesn't call us cute..

[@Tetsuya_Dakid]

Man be out here playing in Antarctica bro we should all respect this mans grind

[@bloatedhog49]

5:43 I mean he got an extra roll, so that's gotta be a steal right there.

[@NotJadiVis]

when fainted highlights your comment: I've been waiting 4- no, 5000 years for this!

[@j-walker25]

She could’ve taken the picture on an iPhone which is connected to an android account and then posted it there

[@j-walker25]

@@eden356am4 what does that have to do with it

[@tinkerbell34]

Your voice is so calming 😭 consider starting a podcast dude

[@cannon1236]

I appreciate you posting :) always makes my day better.

[@dt99022]

Tweet in the thumbnail wasn't blurred well enough and my morbid curiosity got the better of me. I regret that decision.

[@ZogersHsi]

why'd fainted stop calling us cuties :( my disappointment is immeasurable and my life is ruined

[@mochisprite9779]

omg hamtaro!!!!! my mom used to put that on for me when I was little. I still find myself humming the theme song sometimes :)

[@06carbon61]

For some reason I’m more interested about the Roblox parkour than the actually tweets

[@ihasexpired6580]

Do u know the name

[@thecoolestnameyouhaveeverseen]

1:14 the cat is adorable

[@morganb673]

i NEED to see that bootleg copy of shark boy and lavagirl PLEASE WTF😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Cyanide_Mallika]

"Onlygrans" got me bad lol😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tobiaconte5012]

Hamtaro was a 90s anime about hamsters

[@arkarnyuntoo5591]

0.14 that lady beside squidward is checking squidward out

[@ShadeRays]

Is this a continuation of how is Twitter free?

[@NotJadiVis]

fainted is the type of guy to say the ketchup is too spicy

[@insufferable_montage]

Hamtaro- Hamster Naruto

[@crystalblunt192]

Hamtaro was one of my favorite shows as a child

[@haniya3499]

SOMETIMES I GET EMOTIONAL OVER FONTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@fatcat1766]

8:57 Holy crap look at that save!!! Almost died there

[@imanimaldonado1626]

Your speed runs have gotten better :))

[@ihasexpired6580]

Do I know the name

[@Azzioffical]

That thumbnail tho…ain’t that Kennedy Walsh?

[@duckyshitatmc7103]

I won like 5 discord giveaways with nitro and gift cards,but only 2 of them I got,the other 3 they just didnt get myessage

[@mandiemoore3272]

A couple weeks ago my husband put the sugar on very top shelf of the pantry I want to go down I spilled it all over myself covered in Sugar I became a candied Mandie. No one finds us as hilarious as I do

[@noahfinderup7457]

AYO where is the “what’s up cuties”😭

[@Scrinwaipwr]

6:40 so tired of this tweet. Been popping up now and then for years. It wasn't by accident. It was deliberate. The chickens didn't even hatch because they were aborted. Go look up Jack Horner's chickenosaurus project AKA dino-chicken project. It's from that.

[@Selevann_]

beasts are 6’5? Then I must be a mega beast

[@nomadthewanderer5535]

Hamtaro is da anime he watchin bruh

[@dagemervideos]

i had a kid who had me as best friend but i was like yeah we friend but... i got this hyperactive kid that used to bully me as best friend (why tf was he, oh yeah he got meds)

[@killerqueen5551]

First time I hear someone not knowing Hamtaro

[@jayive34]

I'd name my daughter Kay-Leigh.

[@PersonTP]

Chickens ARE dinosaurs tho. They even look closest to them

[@ooo0sho0ooo]

7:38 this makes me glad that my best friends were/are mutual 💀 although tbh all my friends are my best friends bc, for me, idk what separates them :')

[@MarkyDoesFlips]

Hello fainted love you’re videos!!

[@ruok6506]

This the wrong your

[@MarkyDoesFlips]

@@ruok6506 wdym?

[@MarkyDoesFlips]

@@BlueOysterStan liar..

[@tommybaron4768]

I love you are videos

[@kusivittu9543]

@@MarkyDoesFlips you spelled it wrong

[@yexils5994]

“Get on their knees” Me: DAMNNNNN

[@ari33333]

How can one sound so not British yet so British

[@sirterry435]

Internet is the correct pronunciation for an Antoinette

[@cats101_yt3]

Hamtaro is an odd anime

[@6oken]

POV: we don’t care if ur first,

[@llay.]

lmaoo the fact that i literally just commented “firsttt 🤠”

[@FirstQuill]

ok

[@your.local.friend352]

No cause I’m pretty sure I met that little girl who is shouting did you poop because that happened to me 😭🤚 either that or it’s just a common appearance

[@Selevann_]

When I adopt a kid ima name them Xurcsees cuz I can

[@bl_nk5047]

he didn't say "what's up cuties" 😡😡

[@cojinmango]

The onlygrans idea

[@pogchamp4930]

4:36 mans using nord vpn

[@Scrinwaipwr]

8:13 na, bro, Daily Mail is not a legit news source. LOL

[@peaceout8230]

i remember that we had the same task one day, we needed to write this long letter to who is your bff and why she/he is yo bff, so I wrote one whole page about my bff and It was heartwarming as hell, even a bit cringy if I can point it out, and then she wrote about someone else (I think about her mom but Im not 100% sure) Bro I felt so sad Eventually we stopped talking, but every once in a while I remember about it, and I still feel so funny about it lol

[@ViktorTheButcher]

Hamtaro is the tv animation show.

[@jacobgermay]

Reddit threads I found on Twitter

[@Wa_g3]

6:20 listen closely slipknot fans u will hear AOV playing lol

[@jenlou2880]

the bearone is true.. his name is stephan and she is svetlana Panteleenko

[@Madmonkeman]

Please return to the How Is Twitter Free name

[@ruby-pz8rz]

i've won a instagram competition, i got like 23 packs of hi-chew lmao

[@duradubs7505]

lol the first one

[@whyparkjiminnotridejimin]

09:55 You call that cheese?

[@CB14.]

AYO WHY AMBER HEARD IN THE THUMBNAIL

[@pazan181]

can there at least be a minecraft jump n run gameplay?

[@TavernBard1321]

2:33 just a russia and her pet dog

[@cloakeddemon3207]

Have a great day!

[@NotVeryBible]

no

[@justadudeyo5805]

Thanks, but it’s 8PM

[@cloakeddemon3207]

@@justadudeyo5805 o, for me its 1 pm

[@gemmonade_]

you too! :)

[@BookwormWoes]

if i wanted to date a troll I wouldnt have to leave the dating sites XD seems like excessive effort for the same result.

[@Toysourboy]

Like 3000 scientists live in Antarctica and there are children there wifi tv etc. no doubt someone would be playing Pokémon there.

[@BiologicalComputer]

Actually won a $100 gift card from my vape shop lol

[@Centdot]

I have a question: why does he have Sen as his youtube pic?

[@Dylan-xt3ms]

I won a giveaway once. But never got sent what I actually won ☠️

[@ethpn]

*Congrats!* oh wait..

[@lunaargentum1743]

who else came for the thumbnail and was disappointed it was just a clickbait?

[@elicitsilence]

Bread

[@tooneysailor]

We need OnlyGrans

[@Strongnurgling]

I love your vids

[@whyparkjiminnotridejimin]

12:06 It's 230k.

[@d6deez]

you make me smile

[@d1fferen7]

What's the name of the game or the mini game? It looks cool somehow

[@evetoft6817]

Where did “what’s up cuties” go, Im confused

[@imogenkemp4626]

I’ve won afew skincare giveaways, not worth much but I’ll still take it

[@danielhargrave7910]

What the timestamp for the thumbnail

[@DeckedKey86]

E

[@ZDubbz]

Anyone know the background music he uses?

[@Vibes4Life536]

I actually like the onlygrans😂😭

[@spilledmilkii]

9:03 despite no matches right now you could definitely get a gf, hang in there bro. We know you can

[@spilledmilkii]

-a girl

[@michaelxenlir17]

What next, Reddit threads i found on Facebook? .....wait....hear me out.....

[@ulisessanchez8640]

Roblox parkour yay