FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER

Funny text messages and texts chats from all over the internet
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What is up friends, here's a brand new compilation of the funniest texts and chats messages. If you're a fan of funny text messages then you came to the right channel, if you wanna see people text message their mom and ex - you picked the right video! 50+ funny text fails using funny pick up lines. If you wanna see a whole lot more funny text messages and funny texts in general - fainted chats and clumsy funniest texts ever are very good series.
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[@fainted]

subscribe or I will blow up your minecraft house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@oak8181]

First lmfao reply or you like guys

[@soulrie3358]

when its a dirt house

[@the_itsuku]

Blow it up I *dare* you

[@Yusuf-dk7ud]

Notice me senpai

[@defvansh]

22 likes

[@D144AU_Creations]

I remember when the only thing everyone on the internet wanted to do was spoil Endgame.

[@big_stinky3776]

those were the days 😞

[@TheEnderRenderer]

Iron man died

[@D144AU_Creations]

@@TheEnderRenderer don’t worry tho, his death was short and “snappy”

[@SxxS9]

@@big_stinky3776 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@kaydenradice4186]

@@D144AU_Creations .

[@bay6855]

Mom: “What is deez?” Kid: so you have chosen, death…

[@ImTrashAtMalenia]

@Tanjiro but :) dad: so you have chosen, ..belt

[@DiscontinuedChannelOne]

Me: so you have chosen, Joe…

[@bay6855]

@JUSTIN MOSS DEEZ NUTS

[@SaMidnightZ]

So you have chosen N U T S

[@justarandomguy3331]

@Yin&Yang Mom with 2x the power: YOU HAVE CHOSEN BELT AND SLIPPERS

[@ashen.6887]

Parent: What do you want to be in the future Kid: A worker of the bababooey vascular lab Me: Now this is goals

[@adaman.shr.3538]

Heh and we don't even have that

[@sadface1499]

@@adaman.shr.3538 you can get that on the hub that sells corn

[@octopro8_235]

Ha

[@aaronboutilier6513]

lollll

[@KiliEdits]

Don't lie, you love being called a cutie by Fainted every day Edit: guys I'm not 30, my pfp is Troy Wagner 👁👄👁

[@Rott4n]

Always a pogger moment

[@AltruisticKākāpō]

I'm straight.

[@CHE3SEPUFF5]

true

[@soapy228]

*maybe that’s what made me gay*

[@khaosess]

I do

[@professor_lightpost8666]

7:07 the real reason why Izuku’s dad never came back

[@definitelynotniz]

0:37 “know your limits” either a break-up or this guy has a point.

[@adaman.shr.3538]

True but I would do that

[@shuumai3194]

damn js the only anime boy I'd allow to absolutely destroy me is hajime hinata

[@icantthinkofadecentname1676]

The dislikes are the ones fainted calls cuties but are insecure and offended.

[@spicy213]

nah it’s from his australian fans

[@ibuk9631]

@@spicy213 wat

[@komidori_irl]

@@ibuk9631 they are upside down thats the joke

[@cinnamontoastnex]

So a Twitter user?

[@komidori_irl]

@@cinnamontoastnex lmfao

[@mobygamingoffline8401]

"I need a you, who isn't you" is just the most hurtful thing a girl can say, besides from no.

[@birdydev4546]

F FOR THAT GUY

[@kikiuwu3192]

F FOR THAT GUY

[@birdydev4546]

@@violetfantasy2537 agreed

[@birdydev4546]

@@violetfantasy2537 ....... sorry???

[@birdydev4546]

@@violetfantasy2537 idk wat to say so ima agree with you

[@solomonder6059]

are we gonna ignore fainted saying “jk” as “joke” 🥲

[@itzk1ndah945]

I guess 🧃🐢

[@duckk4515]

Ive always said “joke” for jk instead of “just kidding”

[@kylehavens6574]

@@duckk4515 Why

[@rashidnaim3517]

Army's be like: JK!!!!! (Jeon Jungkook)

[@venustheflytrap._]

Mhm

[@cam5970]

Poor deku.. Legend says, he still has caps lock on..

[@cam5970]

@@mirvuuson **Y O**

[@TritonTroubadour]

Poor izuku 😔🤚

[@literallysnake]

أتمنى أن يجد طريقة للفرار ✊😔

[@nobeans6040]

“more then zero two?” know your limts killed me

[@Knight-Artorias]

11:57 That is literally the most British "ba ba booey" I have ever heard.

[@greeninfinite5662]

i feel bad for the first guy, he just wanted to know the iron man death

[@Underdog_Sounds]

well, he found out his death?

[@screamindog8772]

iron man died?

[@solidturtle6910]

@@screamindog8772 don't act so shock

[@Katastrophe2007]

who said it was a guy :|

[@MustKillAxel]

i genuinelly love how you introduce randomly "bababouy" in your sentence lmao

[@skulkofdreams]

0:52 ever wondered what mha characters do off-screen? well now you don't have to

[@carriedthunder3883]

"I'm worthless." Heart: 100k. Your Pinky: 23k Your Femur: Like... over a million.

[@daka3785]

The mitochondria is the power house of the cell

[@Unverified_User]

i dont have any of those

[@lazyb0y808]

Uhhhh *WHATS A FEMUR MAMA?*

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

@@lazyb0y808 oh no

[@apfsds414]

@@lazyb0y808 the bone on your leg :)

[@yayay9640]

CHEESY PICKUP LINE: Hey girl, did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine? Cuz u a snacc.

[@slug8039]

What

[@yayay9640]

@@slug8039 lol

[@teadior4440]

"no, some dude picked me up"

[@nebulq3387]

@@teadior4440 “no, some lesbian picked me up”

[@ibuk9631]

@@nebulq3387 very cool

[@therobloxproducer.]

"I'm so ugly" "No" "No what?" " *N O C A P* " big brain move

[@Grimdock]

The way he said "Gromit Mug" Just had me laugh like a kid. lol

[@trashcan1381]

7:17 Whats makes this even more cursed is hes using light mode on discord.

[@0xc598]

bruh

[@Moominvalleybiggestfanyearsago]

bruh

[@trashcan1381]

bruh chain

[@adaman.shr.3538]

Bruh

[@angelgrls1]

bruh

[@alaynas7621]

he really said jk rolling as "joke rolling."

[@cokelover10]

jk means just kidding. not joke. legit its so annoying people get it wrong constantly.

[@jevils_]

He means JK rolling cuz Harry Potter was made by someone named J.K Rowling

[@alaynas7621]

@@jevils_ i know thats why i commented on it

[@jevils_]

@@alaynas7621 I don’t think he meant JK as just kidding or joke but ok

[@malleojinaoo9844]

bc she is a joke

[@gayassgamers1291]

I have no idea why, but a thumbs up after a terrible pickup line makes it 10x better.

[@michaeladams6124]

"more than zero two?" "Know your limits." CRUSHED. ABSOLUTELY. CRUSHED.

[@mtg_phoenix698]

Day 33 of calling Fainted a cutie. Fainted, you’re a cutie.

[@weerawesomeyt1879]

Dudeeeee someone else commented for 2 days and already got noticed 🥺😔😂😅

[@santanaliriano9483]

Cringe. Stop posting this.

[@confusedcat6969]

@@santanaliriano9483 how to post

[@confusedcat6969]

Who liked my comment

[@mtg_phoenix698]

@@weerawesomeyt1879 I got noticed as well. It’s not why I’m doing it.

[@WillOrWhatever]

0:57 I would’ve said, “Dude stop yelling at me! It’s not my fault”

[@urmom1536]

LMAO r.i.p izuku

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

Lol

[@tsuyuasuithemoonlightfropp6554]

Lmao

[@dekusredshoes4946]

poor Izuku

[@Itzhadezaa]

The thumbnail itself made me laugh for like 20 minutes

[@fnafspaghetti3883]

8:08 that laugh😂 love it

[@justaguy5862]

I love how 60% of these have already been done or are very similar or ive even already seen them but his voice still makes me laugh

[@midnightgamer2158]

His voice reminds me of SootHouse lol

[@Toast_Sandwich]

JK doesn’t mean “joke”, it means “just kidding”.

[@Dudeface08]

ikr i was watching this with my mom and she's the one that pointed that out. even my mom knows this.

[@joancenalopez2238]

They basically have the same meaning

[@Marcynus92]

@@joancenalopez2238 They have the same general meaning, but the entire joke comes from saying J.K. out loud as it's the book's author, so saying 'joking' defeats the purpose of the joke.

[@carlo._.]

@@joancenalopez2238 true

[@xemerald_amuletx3534]

Didn't we all know?-

[@xsushix8168]

The way he calls "jk" joke is beautifully strange 😂❤️❤️ -Love you Fainted 💅

[@ZestFest2000]

0:56 as a guy who uses a chromebook for school, I feel you

[@amsteezy]

Fainted always be posting bangers

[@Rott4n]

TRUUUUUUUUUE

[@arizonathecatlover]

facts

[@spoiledmilk9154]

1:49 perfect screen shot

[@lucasbrown2452]

"whithin a certain radius around a nuclear explosion, all frozen pizzas in supermarkets will be perfectly cooked."

[@creativity.bozzzo6398]

"Grandpa: coward" Grandpa: square up

[@something_els3]

Here’s a fun fact: When you are doing something, you are doing something.

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

How I was doing nothing yet something

[@maple1815]

Wow mind blowing fact how did you know that??

[@onyjdm]

Obiviously, you have to know something about something.

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

O

[@huh.355]

4:05 choose M93R, it burst fires for more power. *wait going to school?*

[@BloodFourBlood]

I'd choose the 1911 cos its a 45, american and iconic so you will look extra badass.

[@anarxh3196]

"I just **bruh** in my pants!" The emoji made it gold

[@levachan5610]

Someone please show midoriya the caps lock button.

[@grellsutcliff9381]

Sure

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

Lol

[@tsuyuasuithemoonlightfropp6554]

Ok

[@raphiemelak7811]

On Chromebook, the caps lock "button" would be alt + search (I know because I'm on Chromebook)

[@tsuyuasuithemoonlightfropp6554]

@@kidnamedfinger4538 there's a lot of people with that username though

[@unkledong]

Day 4 of asking Fainted to play Cool Math Games as the background game.

[@ajdad2668]

@Luna Lovegood crucio!

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

:ooo

[@bro_is_bro.]

@@user-tr3jw1df6q .

[@DblTap317]

How about please stop with the games in the background shits lazy

[@ajdad2668]

@@DblTap317 how about *no*

[@mintyfrog5403]

The serotonin I get every time I hear the intro

[@moontheautisticfighter8920]

So I was drinking tea while watching this and when it was the one with the bagel I laughed so hard I spilled a little bit of my tea…. 😳😂🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@jacobestgaming]

7:25 almost made me choke on lemonade

[@nebulous5420]

“If Mach 5 can break the sound barrier...” Imma stop you right there chief, *MACH 1 IS THE SPEED OF SOUND* Mach 5 is FIVE TIMES the speed of sound

[@ajdad2668]

my goals are beyond your understanding

[@AdamArBast99]

10:43 IT MEANS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY YOU JERK! *runs away crying*

[@tttttt7589]

Dont care

[@GuyEdits678]

5:32 now that is a relation ship that will last forever xD

[@nathan.turner]

day 1 of asking fainted to start a funny amazon reviews series

[@Hi-hc3lz]

YEAH

[@birdydev4546]

LET IT RIIIIIIIP

[@Cheese-0001]

2:13 that was the roughest shit I’ve seen yet.

[@BLUE-me5ny]

That "more than zero two" got me😂

[@Gameknight2169]

I was legit expecting the spoiler to be "Batman dies in Avengers Endgame" but he did a better one lmao

[@henri9847]

It’s 2 am in Germany. What am I doing with my life..?

[@AkameRaven]

Living to the fullest

[@jameeztherandomguy5418]

Lol since you wrote this 20 mins ago I calculated and wow it is actually 2am there

[@starfull8808]

It’s 3:46 am America Not doing much better

[@themiataisntahonda334]

Yes brother. My life is fun :P

[@ajdad2668]

this sentence sums up every teenagers life (apart from being in Germany)

[@nezukokamado46]

5:53 that's the time the fbi brings out the wine and even invites you to congratulate you on getting your crush.... but then they all start screaming like your alarm clock

[@terrimichener8613]

@izuku midoriya B r U h? Why? PLS TELL ME Why

[@nezukokamado46]

@@terrimichener8613 because in not letting anyone be happy if I'm not happy

[@terrimichener8613]

@@nezukokamado46 Makes sense. Have a nice day ^^

[@tsuyuasuithemoonlightfropp6554]

Looks like someone helped you to get out of caps lock

[@terrimichener8613]

@@tsuyuasuithemoonlightfropp6554 Yeah, looks about accurate. Ribbit

[@user-hk2ch7le2g]

Like whenever I find fainted in my recommendations in my other accounts, I click it since I was curious and then without even realizing it, I've been watching for hours

[@Ecliptic-P]

Me when this was posted on my 12th bday: laughing X2

[@KiliEdits]

Being early and trying to think of something funny to say is nerve wracking

[@starfull8808]

Just say “your a cutie” like every one else I guess

[@hurricanehubbs9459]

5:26 "Help me reject this boy" bruh, how pathetic are these girls LMAO like do you have to have your friend's help for everything?!

[@systematicj.a.m6301]

7:40 "AAAAAAnd its a hole in one! *Crowd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* please please. Calm everybody."

[@yashvaka2612]

4:09 I think the one with the beige back reloader would be nice since as you may have seen in many clothes of sort beige goes quite well with the color of the dark blue shoes.

[@twisted_webs]

The “what’s up cuties” never gets old.

[@yourcorrupteddreams]

11:49 did the father want to take it?

[@exoticbutter3215]

The drip grandma got me😂😂😂

[@thomaspoli9726]

19:24 NGL if my bf/gf sent that to me I’d probably fall for them even more

[@mpz952]

I wonder what the dude said to be called coward by his grandpa But I feel bad

[@elturbo962]

He missed a call

[@JESUSISOURLORDANDSAVIOR7]

@@elturbo962 LMAO

[@aIchemizedlemniscate]

1:13 lemon demon fans are vibrating at the speed of light trying to not say "hello this is neil cicierega aka lemon demon"

[@mistorjimboism]

that’s what i first thought lmao

[@xc_gwpl]

I'm on my side account because my main got locked out

[@aIchemizedlemniscate]

@@xc_gwpl neil 😍😍😍

[@_Alga]

6:38 by the pfp of that Gobi guy i think he enjoyed the drip joke

[@majicqueen3806]

I’m dying... the last one... oh my crown, Lol

[@Omg-wm4nu]

5:17 I would say, “I’m gonna change my clothes!” XD

[@divisi0n795]

Plot Twist: Fainted is actually an anime girl with a deep voice

[@ShibaeAE]

Plot twist : No one asked for your plot twist idiot.

[@themiataisntahonda334]

TRAP TRAAAAAAP ITS A FUCKING TRAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@oscarnyan]

4:55 you missed that joke so hard i fell out of my bed

[@Gameknight2169]

When the random person is a better doctor than you by just googling, you might want to reconsider your profession

[@alinaowo1141]

All I need is to look at funny memes with @Fainted . I ask for nothing more.

[@ramiqudimat]

0:25 that actually happened to me once lol , I had my ps2 listed , and a guy wanted to trade it for a printer , then he sent me a side selfie of him most likely looking at the printer lmao.

[@magicallysuspicious]

Your videos make me happy ❤

[@Lørd-DaddyD992]

When the typing about the cat dying came up a ad about the cat food whiskers popped up

[@sleepyg5691]

20 minutes? We have been blessed!

[@qsms2053]

18:15 gets me every time 😂

[@cerulean2632]

This is the funniest shit. Damn, I haven't laughed like I just did for a while

[@soonie994]

I love how you change swears to make it cleaner!

[@pythonl0rd584]

Bro I low key forgot you existed, but so glad you popped back into my home page :)

[@Rott4n]

Less goooo - DaBaby Convertible

[@drunkodoggo]

lessss gooooo

[@paragon.of.royalty]

@@drunkodoggo less goooooo

[@peninah.l.wambui5281]

The BTS Mcdonalds ad was at the middle of the mclettuce texts... LOL

[@The_evil_queen]

18:52 is the one that made me laugh 😂

[@Rott4n]

8:23 F for that man

[@moments694]

What if I were to tell you I was that man

[@moments694]

If you ever want proof just ask for my discord

[@RosieCherri]

8:07 the translation for the arabic sentence is "Please help i dont know what I am doing what is this disgustingness"

[@allinar4697]

that's my friend 🤣🤣😭😭

[@Magsonio]

MAN THAT DAD VOICE IS PERFECT 14:02

[@seyitommy7135]

2:40 MANS GOT IQ

[@xc_gwpl]

6:37 Yeah the message is funny but let's talk about that OMORI profile picture

[@afooferrz]

are you the only one that knows about omori besides me

[@xc_gwpl]

@@afooferrz (looks at the 1700+ omori fanfictions) Yeah

[@afooferrz]

@@xc_gwpl (looks at the 1700+ jokes) Yeah

[@xc_gwpl]

@@afooferrz ayo

[@afooferrz]

@@xc_gwpl the pizza here

[@Vantacyan]

5:50 damn you Got the whole squad laughing

[@greenperson6052]

I saw the name Izuku Midoriya in one if the texts and I fanboyed soo hard 😂

[@Cozm1k]

4:06 Looks like they ain't getting the pumped up kicks.

[@XVI.Vendetta]

Let’s be real Fainted is the real Cutie and we are the clowns

[@tz_snowy1138]

In 18:52 that gave me some re:zero vibes from the scene where emilia let subaru lay in her lap XD

[@randyruckus8174]

Oh crap that no cap got me on my knees

[@katsukiswife6929]

14:07 That seems like something every dad would do

[@men_lover5217]

When it said “this is so us” I thought it said “this is so sus” *DRIP AMOGUS*

[@kodyrowe-manns6360]

AMOGUS

[@umaisshahid4227]

AMONGUS

[@paragon.of.royalty]

*A M O G U S*

[@no-lf5ic]

why does fainted saying what’s up cuties make my day ?

[@mmwish9051]

it's wholesome and nice

[@lindsaymonteer3862]

That last one though!

[@Imdaniggalodeon]

fainted is the real cutie here. love you fained ~muah~

[@deleted3714]

BRO 0:25 IS MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE. MY GRANDPA DIED WHEN I WAS 5 THO- WHAT

[@rokuyasu9143]

the burglars have awakened