Twisted System: Philly Court Season 1, Episode 1

It's like Judge Judy if WAY more of the cases involved illegal fireworks and Twisted Teas.

[@getmoneyxrbm]

May I approach the teas your honor

[@richosborne1971]

Best line in the sketch😂

[@bulldawgirwin8384]

@@richosborne1971 My arms were pretty badly broken, and both my tits were shattered. And now, i have troubles doing the 'suck it' to people

[@bossHogOG]

He said that. Good job

[@briani50]

Haha he doesn’t even say that. He says you just made a big mistake your honour. May I approach the teas? And yes I know I’m theee worst guy

[@andyr7267]

🤣

[@steve-othehero6529]

“May I approach the teas?” Shit kills me every time.

[@qwerty6574]

Still killing every time

[@rickchristie99]

You know that was just off the cuff too. Genius

[@ShoggothsAway]

He asks it with such a combination of reverence for the court of law, but confidence that he will stick the backflip.

[@zack4president]

"You just made a big mistake your honor."

[@hawaiapril]

Shane & Matt encapsulate the personality of at least 30% of the friends I had in the 90’s. 🤣

[@artaxAF]

"I was lit enough to _do_ the trick. I wasn't lit enough to _land_ it."

[@Ryan-mx3rx]

We've all been there. Hell, I've run into this problem on more than one occasion. A couple of times, I fused an apparatus into the trick, a golf cart.

[@Mikemikemike13579]

This hits way funnier after listening to about 500 hours of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast content.

[@sloshgaboo8217]

we get it you like shane

[@CRF1994]

@@sloshgaboo8217 edgy!

[@cordan305]

It really is lmao

[@sammcaskin8079]

dawgs

[@SockMonkeyPal7]

@@sloshgaboo8217 fuck yeah we like SHANE

[@ShoggothsAway]

I like that even though they're on opposing sides Matt still helps Shane drink the Twisteds and is proud of his boy for downing all six.

[@DarkMuj]

And he pretends that Shane landed it… true bro

[@zachyaylor]

Bros going to be arrested and convicted for child molestation very soon

[@tonobaker601]

@@zachyaylorwho?

[@shinygoomy2460]

@@DarkMuj He did land it.

[@kmd5321]

@@zachyaylorwhat you talkin bout

[@tangtaster]

Man this guy should be on SNL

[@billybobgay7424]

No way SNL is fycking laaaaaame

[@earfboy2146]

More like cumtown

[@Jeremy-ob4gm]

Yeah, Matt’s pretty funny!

[@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139]

The 4 people above me either don't get the joke or have meta jokes like Shane dude.

[@aidanmarch3516]

That’s O.L goddamn it.

[@boujiatexas1870]

I knew I need six twisteds in my system . I needed a twisted system . Hahaha that killed me

[@AntonQvarfordt]

I mean hell - I can't even get out of bed without at least 4 tea's, never mind trying a balcony-to-pool mid-air 'suck it' jump or something similarly advanced also involving my dick that's also as sophisticated. They actually knew from the outset that he hadn't even had a full 6 tea's before it happened - and the case still got all the way to court? And at the same time there's like, hundreds, of black people walking around completely unscrutinised and unmonitored. The justice system in this country is just so fucking broken.

[@CountDoucheula]

"May I approach the Teas, your honour?"

[@orfeo793]

"Very smart"

[@cuchanu]

What got me was "as you can see, both of my tits were shattered." I fucking cracked up on that one

[@mikehink4062]

“It was a Beethoven dog…” 😂😂😂

[@gixch]

I fucking died. Not much makes me audible laugh when I’m alone but this is one of them

[@whereswaldo7852]

A lot to clean up. Parties over.

[@bhew7409]

"a Beethoven dog rug"

[@IAmTheRealHim]

“A Beethoven dog, your honor”

[@ag6248]

Killed me

[@benjamincjholmes]

Matt looks like the ultimate version of himself in this

[@Brazen1234]

this is like dark side drug mat

[@psychotogether5114]

I honestly thought it was Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall for a sec.

[@eliteculture1519]

@@Brazen1234yup. He proceded to po up a fo as soon as he got home and sat down on his couch.

[@jarnold1789]

Long hair, jacked. Hell yeah his systems were clearly working

[@joshlopez9056]

@@jarnold1789clearly on the 4th density here

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

"May I approach the teas, your honor?" has me absolutely dying lmaoo

[@pitrs101]

No your honor though, not cool dog

[@mukthar5612]

Cidieeez

[@mattkirby994]

The D.A.W.G.Z. bending them Twisties!!!

[@rg9810]

He never misses work, unless he's in jail or twisted. Give him a lunch box, and he'll get twisted on the bulldozer and guard 6 acres of ruble concrete for ya. But don't let him go home angry and meth'ed up....never a good ending to that scenario. IYKYK

[@elpusegato]

The question is, are you a big enough loser to guard a giant concrete pit?

[@PABLOonYT]

You can’t be gettin twisted in the dozer in the concrete pit Even if you think they’re non alcoholic

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

Only two acceptable reasons to miss work

[@monadamus42]

Lol. He killed his wife!

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

The man was worn out from a hard day of spreading concrete rubble, what do you expect

[@johnnyjohnny998]

Funnier than any of the horseshit shows on tv now. Shane's big dumb face is funnier than every episode of that big bag theory or whatever.

[@illstrick5]

Agreed.

[@BookerT69]

Big Bang theory is so fuckin 🌈 👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

[@thedoctorroth]

hit em with the suck it dude

[@sloshgaboo8217]

@@BookerT69 gay and black?

[@Manhandle730]

That show is hands down the worst goddamn show ever made. Followed closely by Small Wonder and Perfect Strangers.

[@danielleyva27]

You just made a big mistake your honor... may I approach the teas.. lol

[@robbmorris]

"Hit him with a suck-it, dude" 💀💀

[@derektokespurp1290]

“You just made a big mistake your honor” 😂

[@Oblio1942]

mat saying nice after that first tea even tho hes the defendant is fucking gold

[@happytimeharry363]

I thumbs up any video with Shane Gillis. Shout-out Riggins!

[@b1gbuck]

for some reason I can tell that Gillis dude really likes nooders in his asian dishes

[@rwalker0130]

i have no doubt Shane could crush 6 twisted teas in like 2 minutes

[@Acid_Assassin]

"spilled a hot dog" is just so fucking funny to me.

[@bluedragonrob1]

Shanes scumstache is legendary.

[@jayceeblue]

He could have made SNL watchable

[@bob11664]

Matt and Shane are the comedy duo the world needs

[@biscuitboy5291]

"sup your honor" "Sup." As an attorney can confirm this is how you start a case in court.

[@jonathanmartin726]

Don’t leave your twisty tea caps in the dozer.

[@clitorismold1760]

I didn't know they had alcohol in them

[@Meeeeeech]

@@clitorismold1760 my man drove the dozer home for lunch. goat

[@scottdaniels4981]

He thought he was doing dead eye on red dead redemption.

[@Nbaxter117]

Just when you think you've seen all of Shanes content...this gem pop's up!

[@missLeamon2023]

This just came to me today 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@ignaciomartinez4863]

Matt Mckuski's hair should have wind running through it at all times Tremendous video bulls 😂👍

[@kylesmith8648]

Find someone that looks at you the way Matt looks at Shane when he pours that 6th tea in his mouth 💦

[@wildbill1835]

No joke, you guys actually nailed courtroom decorum pretty well.

[@fives.]

I mean, this video is literally a Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast anecdote, but that young Cusky cameo just seals the deal Shouts Riggins, shouts Beezer

[@plumlogan]

Tell me SNL didn't need more of this Of course Lorne Michael's would never let this shit fly anyway

[@ARKSYN]

Lorne Michaels loves Shane. It was the pussy advertisers that made the call

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Beethoven dog rug made me cry laugh

[@freedomcobra8150]

I keep coming back to this video. It's one of the funniest sketches ever made.

[@DamienMMA]

Fair to midland

[@rickardo3950]

Seminar seminar....i call seminar. Where is TIRES ETC.???

[@twodoorsfewerwh0res553]

It would break my heart if Matt and Shane actually didn't like Twisted Teas. It's a refreshing alcoholic beverage that is perfect for the summer.

[@rrauly1166]

girl drink

[@Fitzn]

Gaaaayyyyyy

[@RedBeard1620]

It also helps combat racism, as seen in that viral video of the 1 guy using a twisted tea to assault the other dude what was bein racist. Plus, like Shane said, they're pretty sick ass twisted teas. And how else are you supposed to achieve a twisted system?

[@eddiesavitzspizzaboxcollec7252]

That's some serious Naughty B shit.

[@cmatkins]

What up, bull?

[@delcodel6835]

Greatest duo ever.

[@redfanatic910]

I was lit enough to do the trick... but not to land it haha.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

This is like old Always Sunny level funny. I hope Shane ends up doing a show like this eventually. Or a movie would be better actually

[@chynnavindiola58]

Shane is Mac

[@patches6309]

There is absolutely nothing that exists more Philly than this sketch.

[@georgewhite61]

I heard that a couple of these dudes have some secret iradio podcast show that hypnotises you into like'n dudes and drinkin apple juice and shit.

[@latemnf]

Fuckin Gilly sticking the backflip, shreddin the gnar.

[@z_ttheisen7656]

Shout out SHATNATION and of course the king Mckeevyyyy.

[@aleddave]

Matt looks like the kind of guy you can't tell if he's high or not, just always looks stoned

[@MelissaAnn420]

Funniest shit, snl ain’t been funny since 98.

[@motleysue8171]

Norm said it wasn’t funny then either!😏

[@craigrussell3062]

Love how he downs all 6 Twisteds without taking the 6-pack holder out of the Wawa bag

[@dreday5067]

“Now I can’t do suck it to ppl” 😂😂😂

[@matthorn2509]

Did ya stop at the wawa Shane? I love A Fair One and Delco Proper! Please keep making videos.

[@mmauncensored4237]

The Beethoven dog is so relatable!

[@Fpv___]

bring back delco proper

[@givemethemusicd]

You just made a big mistake, your honor.

[@HawksNestYT]

How many 12k channels are there with a Shane Gillis skit? 😂 keep finding new ones

[@tropicalparadisemishuevos]

He’s too good for SNL, SNL is lame, this dude is really funny 😄😅😅😅

[@randomgraham4302]

And why isn’t Shane the head writer at SNL? 130k is good but this should have 500K

[@ispittruthchannel5317]

"Fair to midland."

[@sarcasmo57]

The system works!

[@weirstiltruckin]

Matt mckusker rules!!

[@switchgears4831]

"Both my tits were shattered" hahahahahaha. Fucking Gillis is crushing it!

[@2ez137]

May I approach the teas?

[@JorshWarshington1]

I liked it. Hell, I even subscribed. The dog joke sucked. I'd have been less offended if you fell on a baby.

[@sirsleepy2472]

SNL fired this guy?!🤦🏽‍♂️

[@michaelgonzalez216]

You just made a big mistake, your honor!

[@kerednilon4276]

I think he should do some kind of weekend related joke news update thing on an unfunny live comedy show.

[@robertnicklesii3342]

If Philly is like this it is a truly a place of Gods. A modern Mount Olympus.

[@theinc1776]

If you know the back story of the twisties, my man👊🏻

[@duckLife24_7]

I hope that hot court assistant got her brakes fixed in the end

[@gsboss]

shane got the snl ticket, but i like my little philosopher over there, looking all cute n shit

[@FunlandRobot]

Girl on the right is dummy thick. Love this sketch btw!

[@jessecate8452]

Everything I’ve ever seen Shane Gillis in is hilarious

[@mike9795]

Hit em with the suck it! Having someone else do that for you is hilarious

[@zoso4986]

Having trouble doing the 'suck it' to people is a real problem.

[@Failedmysanityroll]

Delco but not Philly. Delco ≠ Philly.

[@Smegma_pirate]

It’s got a letter Kenny feel To it

[@Evander42117]

Is the judge the same dude from the militia funeral that was kicked out of the navy for not being able to swim?

[@bencousins7311]

Most likely yes

[@jefersonvilaede]

this is GOLD

[@peterbartelt1652]

Ol' McCusk "Noice. Here we go baby. Yup yup yup. 6th and final. You got it man. Pfsh yeah this judge sucks dude." Ever a fervent humble servant of justice and the dawgz.

[@Xxstephenx1x]

Shane brings 90% of the views. Which doesn't make a lot of sense as the other guys are very funny.

[@JuHSmasHXx]

Doesn’t the judge look like Oliver platt off ready to rumble. 🤣🤣🤣 ohhhh shit The comic behind this whole thing is funny as hell

[@mickeyesa]

Is the judge Spanky from The Little Rascals movie?

[@psycold]

99% of these comments sound like people from Philly.

[@brandond7479]

The judge looks like Spanky from the Little Rascals

[@VincentAnthonyE]

Oh my God that's so funny hahahaha

[@russlasky6162]

I opened youtube to save some Shrek songs for my kids and this was the first clip on the home page. 🤔

[@thecatadors911]

You know this man straight up downed those 6 teas forreal! No doubt son!

[@houlipaints]

Pretty accurate depiction of a Philly court

[@nickrindy477]

These sketches honestly remind me of an alternative version of Letter K. Good shit

[@CanadianOnlooker]

The defendant pouring teas down the plaintiffs mouth lol

[@CatFaceJake]

Matt looks so fucking cool. This is the shaman

[@JohnSmith-hn9ix]

This is fucking hilarious I've watched the other episodes. Pitch this shit to some network, might already be doing that...either way I'd watch.

[@crghert8794]

Dude why is Matt so fucking handsome like totally not gay but god damn

[@rackyw00t]

May I approach the teas 😂😂😂😂

[@pdestefano]

Go find the Apology Press Conference if you haven't seen it yet

[@palmervisuals]

McCusker lookin like a damn stud

[@dudedabsworth8023]

I laughed so hard when he said You just made a big mistake your honor.

[@cameronsnyder1246]

Long hair matt was a piece! Lol

[@chrisgastelum3261]

The shaman has the hair of god

[@garrettgriffin3877]

"may I approach the teas" 😂 his skits are hilarious. Some would even say SNL worthy