Gump - SNL

[@RockStarioke]

I died when Shane said, "Where's he at? Stand up, man!" 😭😭

[@hydrocarbon82]

I fell over laughing, the line was so beautifully timed

[@Tlukewow1]

That’s what got me too. Phenomenal delivery and great joke haha

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

Bot comments😂

[@kenyonjohnson3398]

😂😂😂😂

[@sibe6096]

relax bot, it wasnt that funny

[@seannichols1649]

"Where's he at?! Stand up, Dan!" Almost spit my water out.

[@thawhiteranger]

That's the line that had me laughing out loud at work

[@chickenbeek]

actually hilarious, and i even saw it coming.

[@gordonlove5121]

The timing and delivery was perfect lol.

[@JohnSmith-ho3cu]

This joke is based on a Joe Biden gaffe of a guy he didn't know was in a wheelchair kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJzVXp-bhddqoKM

[@codacraig8279]

Bro I’m crying of laughter at work 😂 that one killed me

[@waxonjaxonflaxoniii4814]

“Forest? What’s he been up to?” “Actually a lot” 🤣🤣🤣

[@oiyecant720]

???? wheres the funny in that lol

[@Fluoride_Jones]

@@oiyecant720 I'll explain the joke to you. You see, the high school "cool guy," portrayed by Shane Gillis, didn't realize how immensely successful Forrest Gump had been in his life after high school. He asked, in an incredulous fashion, "Forrest? What's he been up to?" The response, "Actually, a lot," was funny, if you're familiar with the fictional character, Forrest Gump. Forrest had acomplished a tremendous amount after high school, beyond most folks' dreams, therefore the joke lands perfectly.

[@knockout7611]

​@@oiyecant720agreed

[@knockout7611]

​@@Fluoride_Jonesdownvote

[@jonathanrayhargrove1]

​@@Fluoride_Jonesyeah I'm sure everyone got that, but it wasn't that funny at all.

[@nickdeluca4770]

"Peaked in High School and still goin up!" got me😂

[@ScoobyDooDoo415]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SnoopyReads]

Kinda like SNL

[@edwardsullivan5884]

Me an yo wife is like peas an carrots

[@Samueldonovan2007]

“Doesn’t matter!”

[@quacklovesparanormal2041]

I think we all know people like that.

[@TimpossibleOne]

I spit my drink out when he unknowingly asked for Lt. Dan to stand up.

[@Woofwoof1929]

I wish I could be that easily amused. Not a knock, but a positive. His stand up makes me laugh. But these skits did very little for me. Still cool seeing him on snl

[@zachdinga6496]

Same LOL

[@insanehooligan]

He ain’t got no legs

[@vanethritt6313]

It got me too

[@MsLeAnnPatrice]

Ikr?! 😆

[@SirMarcutiotheCat]

i like that he stopped trying to be mean part way but still kept putting his foot in it

[@badjoke1981]

Here for Shane only

[@malnimmons]

Congrats

[@oatenweezy]

It's going to be the most viewed SNL in a while

[@robertstephenson5178]

Likewise 👍🏼

[@Nick_Lavigne]

... Okay. That's basically what a bunch of guys are going to say next week when Sydney Sweeny is on.

[@jontornabene3509]

Me too 🎉

[@radfarlander]

Shane Gillis looks like a King of the Hill character come to life.

[@JustANickelMore]

He's actually playing Bill Doetreve in the upcoming live action KOTH...

[@mjg263]

Jimmy Wichard! He works at the car races, where they race cars!

[@canaisyoung3601]

A mix between Hank Hill and Bill Dauterive, though he also looks like a one-shot character that does something to annoy Hank (you know, like influencing Bobby or working with Hank at Strickland Propane) only to be humiliated in the end.

[@gcgc6381]

The big football bully.

[@LuisDiaz-zr2vs]

I thought it was Chaz Bono.

[@killbill5486]

"Mama says Life is a chocolate bar or whatever" LMAO!

[@DungareeDong]

2:18 Purple Heart? The man received the Congressional Medal of Honor.

[@tjn7608]

not to nitpick, but wouldn't he have also received a purple heart?

[@DungareeDong]

@@tjn7608 yeah he also received the Purple Heart because he was shot in the buttocks, but the congressional metal of honor is the highest honor any military member can receive.

[@DungareeDong]

A purple heart is almost a participation trophy, especially in Vietnam

[@DungareeDong]

@@tjn7608 lieutenant, Dan hunts him down because he receives medal honor he wears the medal to the black panther party and gives it to Jenni. The medal Kinda plays a way bigger part in the movie.. but I understand it’s just a movie and these are SNL writers

[@DungareeDong]

@@tjn7608 also not every medal of honor recipient received a Purple Heart, To be awarded a Purple Heart an individual needs injured in combat. I.E Dr. Mary Edwards Walker she’s the only female to ever receive the medal of honor, and technically wasn’t even commissioned. But they let it slide.

[@timbax3267]

I didn't think Gump needed a revenge moment... but I love it ❤

[@hydrocarbon82]

I mean stealing the [golddigger] wife isn't that bad

[@bobbycarter8963]

No one cares

[@jim4686]

"Lt. Dan" "Ay, where's he at? Stand up, man"

[@JoshTheTechnoShaman]

But he got new legs!

[@stevenloukinas2337]

“But you ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan”

[@billyb4790]

why is everyone saying that's funny? Did I miss something?

[@matthewjacobs3872]

Shane with a mullet and a southern accent is literally just Morgan Wallen holy shit

[@timboslice8559]

Huh don’t see it, but Kenny Powers yes

[@bobbycarter8963]

yeah no

[@terryawendel]

And more talented

[@kylecook7187]

​@@timboslice8559definitely some McBride in there

[@mashedpotatahjohnson426]

Reminded me more of John Daly.

[@wisdomprepper]

"Stand up man!" I died! lmao

[@runrafarunthebestintheworld]

1:59 "Uh oh looks like it might be a clean sweep for me." 😅😅

[@milascave2]

RIP--Now you're in heaven with my momma.

[@Lotsoflettersforaname]

He famously got "new legs" at the end and stood again at the end during Jenny and his wedding so this joke doesn't make sense.

[@Lotsoflettersforaname]

@@milascave2 lol what

[@avidadolares]

@@Lotsoflettersforaname Forest Gump wasnt a documentary or biopic. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.

[@BigRockyD]

“Hot Jenny you locked that down??” Lmao

[@absoluteterror9098]

It seems like the sketch is like 10-15 years late but the concept is still freaking amazing.

[@camerongordon5914]

Nah. Millennials who finally appreciate Gump are LOVING this!

[@rickskellig4652]

What on earth would have made this sketch particularly relevant in 2012? 😂😂 Forrest Gump came out in 1994, what does it matter, it's a sketch about a classic film, there's no time limit on it

[@BL3SSed-Bliss]

@@rickskellig4652 🤣😂💯. When I read OP I legit said _"What??_ More like _20-30!"_

[@Mdautkreix]

It seems like this comment is 10-15 years late because this movie came out in 1994 😭

[@danieltoshfan]

@@rickskellig4652exactly

[@badbiker666]

Anyone who has ever been to a high school reunion recognizes this guy. There's one (at least) at every function!

[@jimmybuckets5863]

One of the reasons I don’t go to reunions lol. I’m in touch with the people I want to be in touch with

[@bradleyboyer9979]

What's wrong with it? He's living his best life.

[@ontheruntonowhere]

Most of them make an appearance in these comments to let everyone know how sad, angry, irrelevant and undatable they are.

[@MeanBeanComedy]

​@@ontheruntonowhereI don't think they are...

[@agentorange3774]

@@ontheruntonowhereEveryone else is talking about that one guy from high school then in you come firing indiscriminately at redditers.

[@The.Foolosopher]

"Peaked in high school and still going up." 😂

[@Goofballent]

That's not what peaked means "Dundnt matter "

[@EternalKhann]

Reminds me of Dr Disrespect's "On top of the mountain, but only halfway up"

[@mayer5035]

"I got two jet skis, so whatever." 😂😂😂

[@PoeticInsanity]

That line got me to

[@bobbycarter8963]

hahahaahaha I’m stupid hahaha

[@scienz]

that really made people laugh?

[@gordonlove5121]

@@scienz you good bro? Try BetterHelp maybe.

[@warweasel2832]

@@scienz Did you not get it, or? It's probably the most solid joke in the skit.

[@RobeLifeMusic]

I don't care what anyone says, doing coke with Danny DeVito is one hell of a life accomplishment! Also, the reunion host looks good in a silk robe 👘🙌

[@VictorVera-v7b]

It really isn't. Doing drugs is dumb as hell. Yes, let me consume a line of dirty chemicals that more than likely are packed with sawdust and flour because drug traffickers never sell them pure, for profits. Let me consume a product that is bathed in the blood of innocents. Dumb.

[@MagnumCarta]

I heard Danny never reads his lines.

[@BluntVille]

there was agh article on msn someone who seen these ahead of time and said theres not one funny thing in his scences !! ive laughed like 10 times already lol

[@dazenguile4215]

@@MagnumCartatoo busy doing them

[@mrmusickhimself]

Kind of on topic: Robert Englund, while taking a break during the shooting of Dokken's Dream Warriors, once served the band coke - in full Freddy makeup and glove - with his blade fingers....that's the most amazing coke story I've ever heard that didn't end in tragedy.

[@dawooddawood3158]

shane doing kenny powers like we ain't gonna notice 🤣🤣

[@jeremybrewer6530]

KP to a T!

[@scottystcloud7086]

Did KP ever do coke with Danny DeVito though?

[@ThunderPants13]

Doesn't Lieutenant Dan have titanium alloy legs? It's what they use on the space shuttle. 😁

[@aeskeets]

Susan took them in a nasty divorce .

[@jeffc9089]

Magic legs

[@jonnynace]

I don’t think he got those until the 90s.

[@Southforthewinter]

@@jonnynaceJenny was still alive when she met Lt. Dan with his new legs. So they kinda fucked up the timeline in their skit but it’s not a big deal lol

[@Townesvanwaits]

​@@aeskeets fckn dinks can't take enough away from Danny boy can they

[@brianw13]

😂😂😂😂can’t stop laughing when he said “stand up man”

[@xidiamond6851]

Well it doesn't really work since he came to the wedding with legs so he can stand up

[@zacharyhereford1042]

The “he ain’t got no legs was so spot on”

[@xidiamond6851]

No it's not because he did get legs so he can stand up

[@multiversechorus]

Except they totally ignored the fact that he got titanium legs in the film. Who forgets that? Lame writing.

[@mudge002able]

for the record forrest gump got a medal of honor, not just a purple heart.

[@jacobbissey9311]

@@NattyNickDxB So accuracy to source material only matters when the source material is real life? Nobody claimed it was real, mudge002able just pointed out that the character got another award for his service in the movie. Most people don't require reminders to distinguish between fiction and reality, but glad to know you think it's an accomplishment when you manage to pull it off!

[@TheProofLady]

When SGT Forrest Gump receives his LOD (Letter of Discharge), he is only wearing five ribbons - Purple Heart, Army Good Conduct Medal, National Defense Service Medal, Vietnam Service Medal, and the Republic of Vietnam Medal, but is missing the ribbon device for the Medal of Honor for which he was awarded by President. He was injured in Vietnam in the film so he got a Purple Heart.

[@JohnnyGingy]

Lieutenant Dan also got NASA legs by the end of the movie lol

[@Gr8Incarnate]

@@jacobbissey9311 Bruh no one gives af since it was just a movie

[@billyeveryteen7328]

@@jacobbissey9311 Gump got a Purple Heart when he was shot in the butt.

[@deelee1569]

"life is a chocolate bar or whatever" 😄

[@さおり-i4u]

gold

[@Impuhlz]

They need to have Shane back again- every sketch he's a part of is absolute dynamite XD "Where's he at?! Stand up, man!"

[@stope420]

Which is why he helped make Gilly & Keeves. Way better than SNL!

[@TheBanshee90]

Shane Gillis is a stand up guy. He got fired from snl before he ever got a scene because some busy body media type got upitty on a dumb joke about Asians he made. And still decides to host when he currently shooting up like a comedian rocket.

[@davidherrmann3823]

They need to bring real comedians onto the show. Did they replace the usual liberal woke writers because those episode was actually funny without resorting to Alec Baldwin as Trump. Was funny the first couple of times. How about lampooning Biden for once. Or are we too afraid to?

[@darrenkey207]

​@@davidherrmann3823they joke about Biden

[@highroller-jq3ix]

He was so bad in everything, I doubt he'll be back. If you liked that line, credit the writers, not the no-talent hack of a host.

[@hereigoagain5050]

"Peaked in High School Award." Too close to home to get a laugh.

[@orangeyewglad]

How is it too close to home? He's an accomplished human being who is making millions of dollars a year doing stand up and podcasting.

[@trevorredlarczyk5057]

@@orangeyewglad dude he’s talking about himself making fun of himself. Stating that it’s too close to home as it feels like that for him.

[@connorcolumbia5398]

@@orangeyewgladpretty sure the commenter is talking about himself buddy

[@tommyturner3976]

@@connorcolumbia5398no, he’s observing that the audience laughed less at that joke

[@professorfinesser4322]

@@tommyturner3976 i think its the first one but either way he wasnt talking about Shane Gillis for sure

[@magicknight13]

This is already my third time watching this 😂😂 Mikey Day and Shane Gillis were hilarious

[@gregbeutel8434]

You seriously watched this more than once?

[@audragerleman425]

​@@gregbeutel84341 of you have a sense of humor.

[@bryanaa196]

Watched twice but I'm sure I'll be back again.​@@gregbeutel8434

[@charles-cw5ig]

​@@gregbeutel8434 I've watched it four times so far and sent it to my uncle this is the funniest snl sketch ever

[@NaggerNagger-lu3hx]

Shane fuqin’ rules.

[@mikeshipman2483]

The "Stand up" almost took me out. I still can't breathe😂😂😂😮‍💨🤣🤣😂

[@xidiamond6851]

Why can't you breathe? He did get legs and can stand up and walk

[@Dan-ch8kv]

For real 😂

[@mikeshipman2483]

@@xidiamond6851 "Magic Legs" don't count 🤷

[@jakemitchell1671]

How are you typing then?

[@mikeshipman2483]

@@jakemitchell1671 with literal tears in my eyes. Sarcasm doesn't suit you 🤦

[@TrevorTatro918]

He’s channeling the Kenny powers tonight 😂💪🏻

[@dickslaughter2]

A bit more than that I'd say. He IS kenny powers

[@bobbycarter8963]

Haha so funny wow you’re a genius

[@DanielZaharia]

Was looking for this comment.

[@steezycheezeyfries5930]

"Mama's in heaven " "Oh my bad for that one "

[@jamesrwaltonjr-vj5gq]

the guy playing forest was awesome. shane played shane. love him. skit was great all the way around.

[@scott5476]

Mikey Day is just awesome dude.

[@wbalvanz]

This was brilliant, and I am actually surprised it hasn't happened before now

[@JLIV461]

Thought the same thing.

[@KyleOfTheNorth]

I can. SNL is scared to death of actually funny comics so they needed a few years to the backlash simmer down after firing Shane a whole one day after they hired him.

[@noname-ue7lb]

Do you mean snl finally admitted that it's okay to be racist towards Asians and everyone as long as its for comedy purposes, or alternatively they finally realized that nobody is watching their unfunny show, so they had to get a real comedian to spice it up???? Honest question here I'm just sort of offended that shane did a skit starring an r worded person and never said the r word once. We all know he wanted to so bad. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Maybe they will stop depending on hating the orange man and pretending 60 % of our country is " maga extremist white nationalist" or whatever garbage they make up.

[@wbalvanz]

I mean the Forrest Gump class reunion bit. That's all.@@noname-ue7lb

[@Brawndo2008]

Omg. This skit started out slow but catered to its audience as soon as they started all the references lol. I knew Lieutenant Dan was going to be brought up, but that was the best way to do it lol

[@ProudFilthyCasual]

Shane can't look off the prompter and it's fucking hilarious lol.

[@pmc220]

came here looking for this comment, it's not hamlet big dawg, learn your lines!

[@LoneStar62]

Hilarious skit. Well written and performed. Ricky should win the business in the front and a party in the back award.

[@landolockss]

This was ass only like 3 funny jokes in the entire thing

[@sethuribe9741]

Who woulda thought that Forest Gumps bullies would ever be on the screen again. 😂

[@anthonyremaly7834]

Came for Shane, but that last joke with Forrest stealing his girl is just too good.

[@MWE1013]

4:28-4:32 Forest Gump: Me and your wife is like "peas and carrots"! That right there got me LOL!

[@cbpd89]

That Gump impression is rock solid.

[@cuznryan]

Yes. Mikey Day is underrated and has been goin strong for a while now!

[@pogchungus]

No, it's not, are you deaf?

[@Hustler_state]

No it's ass

[@cynomyS]

@@cuznryanhow is he underrated?

[@jasonnoble3971]

This was garbage

[@Reffidex]

Shane could totally pass as Bill Hicks in a biopic.

[@runrafarunthebestintheworld]

3:44 "hey where's he at stand up man" 😅😅

[@420champion4]

Shane checking out the speaker as she walked off stage was probably not scripted but was perfect.

[@HugoZupan]

I died 😂😂 One of the best SNL sketches yet

[@Pipsopinion]

The nice man at the bank said!!!!1.3B😂😂

[@PepeSilvia-h6u]

Shane has had the best skits and monologue. RIP Rusty

[@jdawg93]

He bombed the monologue. His skits were good tho

[@highstakesrp]

@@jdawg93his monologue was one of the best in SNL It was the crowd who did him dirty, they wouldn’t know funny if it hit them in the face.

[@nedisahonkey]

Na I'm a huge Gillis fan and the monolouge was mediocre at best. He was very nervous. Overall he did great though.

[@theunwantedcritic]

every once in awhile the skit is funny from begining to end. great writing!

[@jakemitchell1671]

Yeah but couldn't Gillis be bothered to memorize his lines? He read every single work off the cue cards. lol

[@gregorcollins]

Shane's got a Danny McBride quality to him, lures you in with that blue collar magnetism.

[@RobeLifeMusic]

The reunion host looks good in a silk robe 👘🙌

[@ROTUS_usa]

I love the nerd writers still popping shots at the highschool bullies subliminally 😊

[@Briguy1027]

That was a pretty good impression of Forrest Gump.

[@JLSAL-832.]

I did cocaine with Dave DeVito! 😂😂😂 SNL finally has a funny skit again

[@nedisahonkey]

Everyone knows tacticool bros are the best judge of comedy.

[@djcrash7047]

Lt. Dan... "Stand up man" 😂😂😂

[@propitiated4]

Dang, Shane is staring those cards down hard.

[@DragonBallSuperDope]

It is super distracting.

[@tml184]

He is useless at this because he couldn't bother learning his lines.

[@alext2046]

Maybe he was fired from SNL for other reasons lol

[@mcnuggetapple]

Literally everybody that hosts does this even actors who should actually be good at remembering lines

[@stephenroth3299]

You can tell he's super nervous, he's just relying heavily on them

[@ChrisbeFoSerious]

Stand Up Man 😂😂😂

[@marcuswinston2522]

Finally an original idea for a memorable sketch. Great idea and rewatchable 👍

[@Batchall_Accepted]

I love how afrer the first couple of jokes went bad on him he starts trying to make up for it but he just keeps digging 😂

[@dantostudio9713]

"One night at my club I did cocaine with Danny DeVito" I'd say that had to be quite an adventure- XD

[@pete4463]

lieutenant Dan where you at stand up! ... killed me lmfao

[@TechReviewTom]

“Me and your wife is like peas and carrots!” 😂😂😂

[@evelanpatton]

The 1985 Costume Props is totally ON POINT! Including the 90’s movie referencing all the big moments of the GenX Boomer Parents- it’s nice to see SNL not just for “ZeeBee”’s & the twinkle parade kids of today’s SM. 🎉❤🎉

[@ro866432]

This is the nicest i ever seen shane gillis act lol

[@wujBat]

0:30 IM dying 😁

[@lexplayer4]

But Lt. Dan got new legs!

[@manueljosephcalma]

He can stand with cane.

[@5roundsrapid263]

The southern accents are incredibly accurate, especially the woman giving out the awards. Good skit.

[@jamesg6671]

Shane just staring at the que cards lol

[@truckermatt4603]

I can’t help noticing he is super focused on those cue cards still super funny I love him

[@ncooty]

@2:17: She mentioned his Purple Heart rather than his Congressional Medal of Honor?! That's a pretty sad statement about the SNL writers.

[@timb1319]

You know he's not a real person right? right??

[@dmnddy]

wait what does this say

[@thejukeboxapp7055]

@@timb1319but it might matter to real people who have been awarded Purple Hearts

[@brandondague]

Shane Gillis and Forrest Gump have a lot in common: Both are dedicated war heroes that played Division 1 Football.

[@adamoz9090]

“Life is a chocolate bar or whatever” that had me ROLLING 😂

[@kno3730]

Lt. Dan. Alright where’s he at? Stand up man! 🤣🤣🤣 3:44

[@coryf6460]

Uncle Day care is better than anything SNL has done in 15 years

[@IDKmaybeso]

Wolves

[@elizabethmahoney83]

My mom said to thank you for all of your prayers for our iguana...

[@NormanNorthman]

You can tell Shane is constantly reading his lines from the teleprompter 😂

[@soyitiel]

1:32 I would react the same

[@thomasrobinette3227]

Huh?

[@dohnjoe735]

Shane's gonna get cancelled again for mocking this American hero

[@justins21482]

if anything, this made me yearn to watch forest gump again. pulled on my heart strings a little rehashing the movie through this skit

[@spencerkagen1386]

I haven't even chuckled at any of these sketches... Shane's just proving again why he doesn't belong on the cast or in the writers' room.

[@jaekn]

This guy is so fixed on the cue it's distracting. In most of his skits he seems like he's reading them for the first time - I think SNL dodged a bullet not casting him.

[@justascrub9274]

You guys remember throwing rocks at him from my truck lmaooo

[@Samueldonovan2007]

“Those are some of my best memories” “Really? I’m kind of ashamed of that…” “…why?”

[@jackzwahlen764]

I have rewatched this skit 10+ times in the last month

[@The516mike516]

One of the best SNL episodes I’ve seen in a long time

[@memeconnoisseur4620]

Why is this so perfectly timed with my rewatch of Forrest Gump lol

[@sgtv007]

Why is shane not looking at them while they talk😂

[@Virttreks]

I never noticed how much Shane gillis looks like a mix between David koechner and john cusack

[@KT22672]

Shane Gillis is just such a gem pure comedic gold

[@fixeddice1982]

The second half of the skit Shane's acting was pretty on point.

[@joeoak7090]

SHANES HILARIOUS 😆😂🤣

[@WalkingPlatonic]

This may be the best sketch I've ever seen

[@farmageddon2978]

this was one of the best skits in a long time

[@ankhor9252]

I Love this skit. Everyone kills. Shane is so IN.

[@caseyisajim]

First actually funny SNL sketch I have seen in years

[@Titocore71]

One of the best skits of the night

[@ZeroIntel1]

Lol Tallahassee being the "big city" is an underrated joke.

[@specialk7663]

I loved this! I need more... more cowbell!😂

[@TeXasDadBod]

You have any friends that aren’t dead ? Lieutenant, Dan ! Hey where’s he at ? Stand up man !

[@iflyjets8166]

Glad to see Shane

[@mikecallaghan5347]

This whole thing was gold.

[@markpeirson7832]

Haha the fact he put drugs with devito up against gump is awesome