Pick up lines according to GOOGLE TRANSLATE

[@twistedtranslations]

I'm hoping to make more sketches like this one around the Google Translate theme. :) Let me know what else you'd like to see! ALSO GET YOUR GRADUALLY WATERMELON T-SHIRTS NOW THEY'LL BE GONE FEB 17th!! shopmalinda.com/

[@David_Thompson]

Happy Valentine's Day to you and all the single ladies! If you don't have plans and fancy a Hippy Valentine's day why not curl up with a watermelon and this official video of Fiona the Hippo's best bits released in the last hour (I know): kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXilp2uliZqfrc0 It is genuinely heart-warming : D

[@David_Thompson]

MKR superfan Dennis F has put together a 30 minute GTS highlights compilation video to mark Malinda's 4 years on KZbin - it includes all the best lines from Frozen to BTS so take a look here to enjoy her journey over the last 4 years! It's great whether you are a long-term fan or if you are new and are wondering where all those lines in the comments sections came from! - kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2HVf5pmhZlkq7M

[@AngelGirlRiley19]

Got my gradually watermelon t-shirt. Time to confuse people!

[@daffodilxoxo6052]

So Google Translate says that astronomers can find a disease. Bravo!

[@thesheep3115]

I'm sad and lonely and I drank melted Ben & Jerrys honey comb all alone

[@sayorichr6788]

"Did It hurt when you came down from heaven?" Google Translate: "When he came down from heaven, he died." guess it did hurt.

[@lexilala1968]

🤣

[@derckjansmits9159]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@daveisip1]

What if it was a painless death?

[@mirageinthedesert5448]

Star Sky Crafts, Farming and More I literally read that comment as she said it

[@kayleighfink350]

Omg I cried of laughter when I heard that one

[@greenisntacreativecolor]

"Do you like food? Do you like romantic outings?" Gt: "Do you eat? Do you like to have sex?" Wow, that's very straightforward.

[@alastorw7704]

Lol Logan went too far

[@THEATERLOVER14]

But like that's exactly what it means! I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard!! "I can provide both of those things, therefore you will be my date" = "I can give you two it will be my day!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@FrenkTheJoy]

The GT of that line would easily work on a lot of people.

[@ashmiller8543]

Rosa W I wonder if that would work on Valerie?

[@efadfa3]

I mean, isn't that the same thing.

[@LynMusic]

"...I am a lot." I thought these were supposed to be Google translated pick up lines, not honest ones.

[@RoanNebunescu]

Well, if you're honest form the start, you're relationship should surely be better than one built on lies. ;D

[@notroxylalonde9522]

Yeah

[@kaiwatson1183]

Rosethemad and if you can't spell, you will be lonely

[@RoanNebunescu]

Actually, that was a typo, kind of. I know the difference between "You're" and "Your" (Example: Your comment proves that you're a Grammar Nazi.) I hadn't realized my dumb mistake until now. Thanks for pointing it out though, I guess. For the record, I'm not completely lonely, my partner just isn't able to constantly be with me considering she lives approximately two thousand miles away. It can suck being in a long distance relationship sometimes, but at least I get to live happily knowing my life isn't so pointless that I have to go around pointing out spelling mistakes on the internet. :)

[@kaiwatson1183]

Rosethemad jeez, you don't have to be so mean about it

[@adrienne-ukulelecraftsandm559]

“Honey, are you a Tide-pod? ‘ Cause you look like a snack .” Proceeds to glare at the camera I keep laughing so hard at this part.

[@rainbowvamps8988]

Why did she look back at the camera?

[@nabstablooktheghost721]

@@rainbowvamps8988 Because people used to eat tide pods. I think she is dissapointed.

[@D0l0rias]

Joseph Duncan There is a Challenge to eat a tide-pod but these are freaking dangerous...

[@pointlessvideos940]

@@rainbowvamps8988 There’s a really dumb, dangerous challenge to eat tide pods. She doesn’t agree with it.

[@NWolfsson]

I'm in no way, shape or form of the right generation or mindset to snacc on tide pods, but even I felt the need to say "Sorry Malinda, I won't do it again!"

[@timesthree5757]

"Get a room. For the best possible choices." Yea, that line would pick me up.

[@V3NUZS]

No Comments...hmmm that was off

[@xxcloudii2059]

Yeah me to

[@earthwormlily7425]

Smooooooth lol

[@stephenstephenson790]

@@earthwormlily7425 istg i see you everywhere lol

[@earthwormlily7425]

@Ninja I a m e v e r y w h e r e . Lol also does Albert’s room smell as bad as he says it does? xd

[@arandomcookie3863]

"Are you a shape?Because I like you" 10/10 pick up line

[@salonii6345]

ikr

[@yurigacha-san1367]

I like shapes, push and pull like a work of change

[@eeneehaww]

@@vi259 i'm in love with your system

[@Chorsanoidka]

now my linens, such as spices

[@alexanderbolton]

Every day I find some new railway!

[@rottendog5774]

'The little girl says she wants me.' ... 'Oh wait.'

[@WinterDutchie]

**realisation intensifies**

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

r/suddenlysexoffender

[@StephanieDev]

Minx Alpha _FBI OPEN UP!_

[@asurlybarber3620]

Jared Fogle has left the chat.

[@zionnemakoma1398]

@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess i posted it

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

"Get a room.for the best possible choices." *that turned into a hotel ad*

[@glenwicks4976]

Are you trying to seduce me, Ms. Trivago?

[@justarandomperson5555]

Ennard i will find ur exotic butters for u

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

Serenity Madley thx bro

[@bennypinto]

Ennard I have your exotic butters!!!!!! :D

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

Yahnica :D WHERE!?!?!

[@littledisneygoddess]

"Get a room. For the best possible choices" is actually a better pickup line than the original wtf??

[@japanpanda2179]

How so? I don't get it?

[@randomstupiddude3565]

Japan Panda Well bascially people get hotel room to do some stuff ...yeah (Implying that just get a hotel room cause I'm in)

[@seineevee]

littledisneygoddess I kind of like the “Are you a B flat? Cause I could easily hit you.” Just me? Ok. (Maybe it’s cause I like music 🎶)

[@evawang837]

Japan Panda It is a hook-up line

[@saiunknown_2718]

It’s a good hookup line

[@hi.147]

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "When he fell from heaven, *he died* "

[@japanpanda2179]

Sounds very much like something Billie Eilish would say.

[@yogurtfairy3921]

I guess it did hurt

[@seineevee]

So it didn’t hurt? 😂

[@rachhh_xo]

I was murdered by this one xDDD

[@moaPro]

Aditri Srinivasan How is this copied this is a literal quote from the video

[@mynameisalwaystaken7274]

"Get a room. For the best possible choices." Am I watching a Trivago commercial?

[@scorchshot]

Yes

[@davidparkes7741]

Hotel?

[@theunknownonetuo2033]

@@davidparkes7741 *TrIVagO*

[@lilysticha7564]

Pickup lines? Google translate. Comedy and singing? Malinda. Hotel? Trivago

[@xiaomybeloved8589]

Malinda: *Find out the disease.* Everyone in 2020: panicking to find the cure for coronavirus

[@DerivativeOfJungbluth]

Indeed an awkward prediction...

[@thebonewarrior8757]

Thought the exact same went straight to the comments

[@youtubecat1658]

SHE'S FROM THE FUTURE

[@mabuixa]

When she said "are you astronomers?" it reminded me of my grandma asking every scientist she knows 'what's the cure' and then pressuring them to get working on it.

[@veiihdioh]

Tru tho

[@phunkymicrowave5033]

"Are you a Google translator, because I know everything." Sure you do, Google translate.

[@ilonachan]

ThE mAcHiNeS aRe TaKiNg OvEr

[@justalittlebitoflove6520]

"Are you a shape? Because I like you" Very creative indeed

[@ryanmeneo6301]

Baraa Yasir that was mine

[@princemaggie5684]

Baraa Yasir That is the only one I honestly don't understand 😂 I'm pretty sure I'm just not using my brain but oh well 😂

[@usukfics5871]

In case ya don't get it it's a quote from one of her Google Translated songs "shape of you". The quote is "I like shapes".

[@princemaggie5684]

Jackie Zjl apparently I WASN'T using my brain. I have indeed seen that video and I am now educated 😂 thank you very much

[@estherrosi-kessel5192]

Baraa Yasir i love that one SOO much

[@Lucy-du5lx]

Happy Valentine’s Day! “Today I️ experienced a disgrace because I️ have to spend time with Mia.” The best line.

[@TheDrumEquation]

Mia is cray

[@beautifulbelle3306]

Fuck Mia amiright?

[@rc-jn7bi]

Ugh Mia

[@caitlinking649]

Omg I hope none of your fans are named Mia

[@fionathefox1235]

For god sake Mia

[@BonanaKat420]

Google translate: are you a Google translator? Because I know everything Me: yep that's Google alright

[@joelceda3500]

So true... XD

[@luxfont855]

Yep. Sounds about right

[@MusicauxWasTaken]

Sounds legit.

[@lxve4691]

Xd true

[@jvpro2076]

I treat people like soda cans, I steal all their insides and throw away the container

[@All54321]

“When he came down from heaven, he died.” Well that got dramatic.

[@joearl4901]

"Are you a Google Translator? Because I know everything." Google, you are trying way too hard to put pride in yourself.

[@Xehanort10]

"I need a quick one" Straight to the point there.

[@daisyminis8474]

PULLING A QUICK ONE 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@johnthedork723]

Uhh...Oh. Ok...

[@dabeep4913]

U know it😂

[@nandoskitty1723]

OoooOoOOooooOOoOooOoooooooOoooOoooOooooooooOoOo 666 lieks OooooOOOOooOoOooooooOOOOOOOoo

[@Firewall546]

oh no 666 likes-

[@lovesuka114]

3:06 “Did you eat honey? Because you got this donkey” YO I AM DYING🤣🤣🤣

[@fiveelevenevan]

The a word actually means donkey though. Still funny as heck :)

[@willwright6115]

*hee-haw intensifies*

[@umalazoff4]

Winnie the Pooh reference

[@bloodyuseless7677]

Donkeys like honey confirmed

[@Fuzy2K]

@@fiveelevenevan Gosh darnit can y'all stop cussin' in here? :P

[@nsimba_777]

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Google translate: When he fell from heaven he died!

[@CuleChick11]

Logical

[@MrWereWolfGirl]

Google translate, being brutally honest xD

[@nsimba_777]

But what if he had a parachute from heaven too?

[@FunnyFany]

literally Jesus

[@nsimba_777]

I think he fell from heaven and went right back to heaven! :'D

[@pidgeon_kid_5418]

“When he came down from Heaven, he died” Best pickup line EVER oml

[@criseydagomez8670]

The Randomness Channel true¡!

[@shefafreedman6425]

2:47 well that escalated quickly

[@someslytherin2437]

The karate girl yes it did

[@user-hd1np6cq2w]

Yep 😂😂😂

[@Wraithslayer97]

Actually, I think the problem was how quickly it descended.

[@GrumpyLoco6]

More like deescalated.

[@psych0tic706]

The karate girl I DIED

[@aubrisfox]

Other people on a date: "If you were a triangle you'd be acute one" Me: *"Did you eat honey? Because you got that donkey-."*

[@cloudiiblossom]

*gives date donkey* well now you do!

[@kidkrowtaylor.ৎ]

*Are u a shape? I like you*

[@SirVampyr]

Your face on the "tide pod"-one was incredible xD

[@spitdogs]

SirVampyr IT WAS MEEEE IM SO EXCITED OMFG AHAHHAHA

[@Hexagonian]

The legend himself, it's such an honor to write to you good Sir.

[@spitdogs]

Heliacal *bow*

[@wolfheart8604]

I know! It was so funny!

[@Anastas1786]

"Ha ha! Detergent is deadly!" was a tired joke _before_ everyone on the internet suddenly got hooked on _regular_ liquid bleach. Now everyone seems to think that bringing up a slightly _newer_ version suddenly makes it fresh again. (No pun intended.)

[@andrasfogarasi5014]

3:15 *straight to the point*

[@willwaters8553]

Lmfao

[@animusswtor4822]

I‘d love it if women actually were that upfront

[@sorren150]

More like “gay” to the point **dies*

[@McSticarus]

@@sorren150 I was going to say that, but you said it first therefore you are awesome.

[@stinkfries]

Slow down girl, damn

[@X3._.n3]

1:54 Twitter, breaking my heart everytime :(

[@chloecranch2292]

Without google translate: Are you a charger? Beacuse I'm dying without you. After google translate: Are you retiring? I am dead beacuse of you.

[@LemTheDemon]

This legit made me laugh

[@diakounknown1225]

Made it 69

[@wisvai279]

Did you translate this yourself? Cool

[@princesplays9978]

That’s not a pickup line that’s a burn-

[@msjann]

Without Google Translate: I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together With Google Translate: It's not the price, it's the price

[@kazifiiiied]

"did it hurt when you fell from Heaven, cause you're an angel" "are you calling me satan?!?!"

[@mermaid960]

Fallen Angel, yeah that's what my friend calls me ever since I threatened to blackmail her when she called me an angel :D 👍

[@jayamilapersson4030]

Well I would not worry he died afterall.

[@TheAp397]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@maiahazel]

"Well today I experienced a disgrace because I had to spend time with Mia" HEY!

[@mintyreflex9690]

Do u feel offended

[@InnocuousOctopus]

It could be worse: earlier today I watched a video where a character with my name gets killed by Communists for being a dissident. It was freaky.

[@dabeep4913]

Oh my god😂 what did u do 2 her

[@susananavarro1424]

mustbemaia oh

[@jensjelstrm.6592]

mustbemaia i feel sorry for you Mia

[@tristanhartup4936]

Original: "Oh, baby, your feet must be hurting because you've been running through my mind all day." Translated: "Oh my god, do you think this day can hurt your legs?"

[@ninprestendo5193]

XD

[@flamboyant_wolf]

don't skip leg day

[@msjann]

Original: Are you a magnet? Because you're pulling me towards you Google Translate: Trade, right? He pulled me inside

[@randomuser3365]

“FIND THE DISEASE” - every pandemic doctor ever lol

[@usermania340]

"Did It hurt when you came down from heaven?" Google Translate: "When he came down from heaven, he died." I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 Also the part where "Are you an Astronomer? Find out the Disease." 😂😂

[@loriadawson3261]

Lucky Gravity It answered that question and more. Interesting.

[@Diego-mm3pg]

Are you a Google translator? Because I know everything

[@ShizuruNakatsu]

Your name goes too well with this question.

[@pastrymei]

Lucky Gravity SAMEEE

[@canrastis]

Maybe the astronomers will discover the cure for Covod19

[@FuzzyStripetail]

When trying to coax Malinda into a date (or a double offering of food and sex) never speak of thy fruit during a sunny day because you might inadvertently trigger her insanity.

[@Haunted-dark-Umbreon]

Fuzzy Stripetail just never mention WATERMELONS

[@Sam-xf4uw]

Umbreon H what if you do it gradually?

[@kerriwolfton3195]

She likes shapes, try that.

[@traceykiernan7354]

Maybe add some SPICES! To that.... get it get it?!???

[@deinogreenstreet8631]

noise... wait no noice

[@stephenclark9070]

3:15 XD That translation is about as upfront as you can be.

[@chrislapuma3130]

Such a short life!

[@ololo518]

Well, it translated your words into what you really mean... pretty good for google translator

[@SharpDesign]

Oddly accurate translation. I nearly spit out my drink.

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

It will be my day. Don't say that to a stranger - they would be like a question mark 😂

[@ihavelemonade5640]

Malinda looks down at the corpse. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "When he came down from heaven, he died," a random stranger stops her.

[@tostadaprincess8736]

I’m dying-

[@jellymango3181]

@@tostadaprincess8736 ...because you fell from heaven, right?

[@tostadaprincess8736]

@@jellymango3181 HELP ME-

[@ARandomSpace]

@@tostadaprincess8736 I do not want to pay! I'll never do that again! Don't lean on the table! You are not allowed to cry! BOOMERANG! Don't let me hurt the camels!

[@emanatingf]

"How do you answer the Dead?" Me: *Got it! that's the one that'll compliment me*

[@echoplots8058]

Nothing like a romantic hangout around a pentagram summoning your favorite zombie

[@lalollabridge]

My friend spoke to her dead grandad once (no joke) and he said I miss you to her 😢

[@em7pug26]

I laughed so hard!! I love your sense of humor!!

[@KSPAtlas]

Vsauce

[@jules2291]

Might work if you're trying to flirt with hades- or satan.

[@yufaeliassecretoldaccount0862]

"Get a room. For the best possible choices" sounds like an actual pick-up line oh my god-

[@lol-uz4bu]

Are you a google translate? Because I know everything. I LEGIT DIED HAHA

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

I ruined the 69 likes

[@silvertheshinysylveon6646]

are you a cat? because im a pussy.

[@Nicole-wq4wt]

Sarah Dowsett SAME Illuminati confirmed

[@guidingkeyblade7834]

Sarah Dowsett RIP

[@dabeep4913]

Samee

[@percyykatt8928]

“President Lincoln Lincoln Barack wants it”

[@ninprestendo5193]

@@jinxedmutt YES

[@mr.worldwide4758]

Ah yes, Lincoln Lincoln Barack, my favorite president

[@ninprestendo5193]

@@mr.worldwide4758 same

[@japulet2214]

Oh yes, that’s who I’m voting for in 2024.

[@jenrune]

@@japulet2214 me too

[@lana-1911]

Are you a fan? Cause you blew me away! *google translate* Are you crazy? Because it keeps me away!

[@ilovethelight777]

That's perfect

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

Exact opposite. XD

[@plsdontlookiwassocringe]

Lol

[@princessluna741]

I got: Are you a warrior because my ear is bleeding?

[@supechube_k]

kpop pick-up line r u jimin bcz i sarang u so much translated you are young because he loved me so much

[@ddy_2980]

“Do you think you have thoughts?” My favorite one 😂😂😂

[@keepmeposted25]

*President Lincoln Lincoln Barack wants it* If this doesn't get you a date, nothing will

[@nikip7638]

keepmeposted25 b

[@neuvillettte]

Niki P b

[@colonelcaker1297]

"Today I have a disgrace because I have to spend time with Mia" Me: has a friend named Mia who is weird like me Also me: sounds about right

[@AnitaG2003]

My name is Mia TwT AHhHH-

[@sansunderfell658]

Me has a sister who has a stepsistet named mia

[@Smile4TheMoment]

My name is Mia

[@miahaines4990]

My name is Mia i laughed so hard

[@msjann]

I know someone that has a cat named Mia. She passed away.

[@shefafreedman6425]

Omg I can’t. Stop. Laughing 😂

[@zoeyiguess]

Funny seeing you here

[@aqua2752]

2:44 when he came down from heaven he died

[@gailfelton8338]

Same. 😂😂😂

[@springbreezegaming4017]

same

[@burnttoastlife8393]

My parents keep staring at me bc I’m laughing so hard and I have headphones on 😂 😂 😂

[@chasington5102]

3:15 welcome to the real world kids!

[@FoxDren]

Would work on me

[@anorange3826]

Im 12 years old! :D 🤣

[@genericname8749]

This is my new dm line

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Me talking to my roblox girlfriend

[@sugakookiesss189]

@@anorange3826 Im army and but i have learned too much from it..... Almost twelve

[@cheerfulbutterkitty9598]

😂 here's a pickup line I translated: Original: Are you French because Eiffel for you Google Translate: Is Eiffel a Frenchman for you?

[@cheerfulbutterkitty9598]

Uweird12 😂 oh geez. Google Translate is getting ready to kidnap someone

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

@@cheerfulbutterkitty9598 Then we need Liam Neeson to go after Google Translate! "I will find you, and I will kill you!" Given the way Google Translate murders and mangles translations, I'm rooting for Neeson!

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

@@JachAnen 😂😂😂😂 That's funny!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@MK-hj9de]

Is Eiffel America's Favourite Fighting Frenchman?

[@joannamysluk8623]

Eiffel was actually Jewish I think...

[@amandamyers4482]

Google translate: “Find the disease!” *2 years later* Google translate: “Found it!”

[@dylanfield7098]

Oh no… so it was google translate seeking to start it this whole time

[@ThaStikman]

That "do you like food...?" one wound up way more straightforward after Google got to it.

[@werewolftitan9038]

Google translate is me trying to flirt. Wait a minute I never flirt

[@anneblackwood9013]

Total Lil90 *SAAAAME*

[@sakurafalls2468]

Now you know why

[@mysticcmars503]

Total Lil90 me

[@السيدعبود-ب1ق]

Total Lil90 .

[@Corwart]

HA THIS EXPLAINS MY LIFE HAHAHAHA... HA....ha... *I'm lonely ;-;*

[@damianwyrebiak8143]

I hope Google never fixes their translator

[@BacadoTheSkoggy]

They don’t have to, it already knows everything

[@damianwyrebiak8143]

Matthias Tan Are you a lot?

[@brennencanfield4856]

Damian Wyrębiak me to.

[@albond]

Dj Minecart 'me to'? You to what? Do you mean me TOO?

[@brennencanfield4856]

Yes. #spellingmistakes

[@Mikael-bv4dw]

When he came back from heaven, he died, goes back to heaven AND REPEATS THE ACTIVITY

[@fiveelevenevan]

My lord, the army is committed to you that it will NOT be yours!

[@sleazyjanet]

President Lincoln Lincoln Barack wants it - definitely the one I'm gonna use.

[@twistedtranslations]

let me know how that goes

[@yenee94]

scullyshcw I ship it tbh

[@wordmongering]

scullyshcw lol

[@koolkitty108]

Me trying to explain U.S. history to outsiders.

[@sleazyjanet]

NataLollipop Pizza Barincoln. Barcoln. Baroln. Linack. I have no idea.

[@hxneyjello5334]

I tried translating a pickup line..... Original:Hey,Tie your shoes! I don't want you to fall for anyone else! Translated:Hey,Skinny chips! Know that we have no remedy!

[@oliveintheroom1336]

I’m dead

[@dimondesalmon3078]

I mean it's technically correct 😂😂😂

[@CreativeGirl247]

How do you get stuff like that?

[@dominicwilson309]

@@CreativeGirl247 put it through multiple different languages

[@fiveelevenevan]

From nowing I'm asking people to call me Skinny Chips.

[@r_herobunny]

2:58 I feel sorry for all the people named Mia out there.

[@workmanmm407]

For me there's a person named Mia right below this comment

[@linxley]

WorkmanMM you were wrong

[@workmanmm407]

That's why I said for me. Not everyone sees comments in the same order.

[@huh8671]

“Well today I experienced a disgrace, because I have to spend time with Mia.” RIP Mia

[@aleksandrali7095]

I love how it went from b flat to “get a room”

[@AdmiralPenguin]

Galeksy I believe the word 'flat' can mean room/building just not sure in which language.

[@idahopotato3744]

Brandon Le Flat can mean apartment but that is British English

[@AdmiralPenguin]

Idaho Potato so what if google translate knew that and decides to use it? 🤔

[@koolkitty108]

Ahh, my favorite scale... the "Get a room" scale.

[@idahopotato3744]

Brandon Le We all know google translate have secrets

[@SweenyTodd98]

That last one... well played Google Translate, well played

[@danielcastillo591]

"Get a room, for the best possible choices" Hey that one isn't so bad

[@squashfei8907]

"I must be a fart because you blew me away." [several translations later] "You were shot and I have to go"

[@fearcrumpets1315]

Original: No, you can’t just leave Google Translate to die! Translated: You cannot leave Google Translate intact. Well then. Get shooting.

[@msjann]

"Are you the sun? Because you light up my world" *A few translations later* "The light of the world every day"

[@daphssongs2562]

No one : Burr at the end of The World Was Wilde Enough :

[@tostadaprincess8736]

@@daphssongs2562 wasn’t expecting a Hamilton reference today but I’m not complaining

[@k4zperr]

@@daphssongs2562 I READ THE REPLIES HOPING FOR A HAMILTON REFERENCE THANK YOU

[@Canwehitsubscriberswitho-sr1id]

My fav pickup line to actually use 'Titanic' 'Sorry that wasn't a very good ice breaker'

[@sophieceleste4771]

I have one too with the same theme :D To get to know each other let's play titanic. You'll be the ocean an I'll go down on you ;) ...I wonder what Google would say 🤔 Google:Let's introduce the Titanic to each other. The sea is mine, I have come to you Salad. ....😂😂😂😂😂

[@DanksterPaws]

When you reply to a comment that is months old.. 🤦‍♂️ *oh wait*

[@salonii6345]

my fave is: are you a bank because you're gaining my interest? google translate: what are my baby's benefits? *_hMmmmmmmm_*

[@Pokefan462]

"Fat Penguin" also works, just as a good ice breaker.

[@nacrazzia]

I translated it and uh: Titanic "Sorry. High quality artists are watching." ...

[@mateogonzalez5678]

I was both smiling from the silliness and smitten by the sauciness! Or as Google Translate would say: "I was laughing at nonsense and I was defeated by Sony!" *translated from English to Japanese and then Spanish*

[@alonelypotato3581]

Mateo Gonzalez 🤣

[@elideangeli5098]

It’s right you are laughing at nonsense

[@isobelmiller7464]

@@elideangeli5098 Hey, do you think any of you can help me out? I'm trying to warp some phrases through Google Translate to make them sound funny, but I'm having a hard time doing so. It always just comes out exactly as I previously wrote it.

[@uhetsberger]

Xbox One...

[@bitchwholikesrobots]

Sony has become too powerful

[@sneepsnop9613]

I am SO going up to someone and saying "when he came down from heaven he died". And if this doesn't work, there's always "are you a shape? Cause i like you." This one's friggin great i love it.

[@yesno5287]

"Are you Benson? But... I'm still better" Top ten best pick-up lines

[@kidkrowtaylor.ৎ]

✨you benson? but....i'm still better.✨

[@daiyeo]

"Well, today i experienced a disgrace because i had to spend time with Mia" First my vietnamese parents after i recieved an F on math and now Malinda Kathleen Reese... wHY CRUEL WORLD

[@eliosmith8904]

Haha I’m sorry about your day. Mias are cool and so are you!

[@daiyeo]

Potter's World thank you 💕

[@daiyeo]

Park Chim Chim i still got jams, they won't- oh wait nevermind they did in pied piper .-.

[@trevordetrevon9327]

R u a vietnamese??

[@daiyeo]

có ba mẹ VN thì phải là người Việt Nam chứ bn :)

[@victorrojas273]

Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Google: When he came down from heaven he died LMAO OMG 😂

[@georgspielberger9780]

I translated "I love Translation fail" To "I like to make mistakes"

[@nirinundang8679]

Georg Spielberger oh god that cough laughing

[@Aoi_Ohayashi]

Lol wut

[@Zero_Loras]

Well guess he really does know everything lol

[@libra_witch6058]

Google does love making mistakes..

[@Zero_Loras]

Singing Angel It sure does lol

[@potato5875]

1:05 "Are you a ride pod? Cause u look like a snacc." The face she gives after saying it. 😂

[@dylanfield7098]

I had forgotten about that till now

[@t_t9269]

"When he came down from heaven, he died......"

[@Lionswordleo]

Lamo

[@sneaky_bean]

guess it did hurt when he fell form heaven

[@Canadian_Zac]

2:37 Me on Valentines day.

[@julienotes9]

Kharn The Betrayer me too

[@ns_6817]

Same

[@superspark3257]

Same

[@yeetfleet2110]

Saaaame

[@catacrunch_art]

The only thing that matters XD

[@YuriSaibot]

Nobody: My last two braincells debating about better pickup lines:

[@StrongestLibrafluidAlive]

considering your profile picture, you're already an awesome person, and I love you

[@electrokyo9684]

Yuri from DDLC? (YURT)

[@StrongestLibrafluidAlive]

@Edward Hartwell 230 now

[@msjann]

I love your pfp. She's my favourite character from that game

[@hollygb254]

“I might not be Luna, but I do know how to lovegood” lmao- Potterheads unite!

[@danielzuniga4327]

LOL! I didn’t get that until I read this comment.

[@lyra1139]

Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhh

[@marychristyshackelford5595]

My favorite character!

[@Panthersclaw]

"Get a room. For the best possible choices." Sounds like a commercial tagline for a motel XD

[@miapardoe4027]

Google translate: "Today I experienced a disgrace because I have to spend time with Mia" Me: "urmm rude much?" Also the sanders sides one thank you whoever suggested that one!!

[@eliosmith8904]

Haha I’m sorry, Mia 😆

[@warrenlocke6203]

Well I’m seduced.

[@sirenwilliams3547]

Warren Locke same..Lol

[@kerriwolfton3195]

The last one won my heart.

[@user-ot4vs1mg2o]

Warren Locke xD

[@maksymcazymir1727]

Agreed.

[@carlosdasilva2409]

"Are you a Google Translator? Because I know everything". Holly crap, confirmed self awareness there XD

[@melfromhell]

**me trying to have a normal conversation with someone I don't know** do you think you have thoughts?

[@sleeplessgames1677]

that's me when i'm around people. ... Person at party (PAP): So, are you having a good time? Me: Uh... Do you think you have thoughts? *any time im around people my brain shuts down*

[@tomaszwota1465]

@@sleeplessgames1677 I'd love somebody ask me that, though. Parties are full of that dumb shallow filler talk... "Are you having fun!?" "I guess so!" "WHATT?!" "I SAID..." "I KNOW RIGHT?" *music drowning everything. I just wish it was water instead.* If I was asked if I think I have thoughts, now that could be an interesting start of a fun conversation. Alas...

[@alexa-ui1mr]

@@tomaszwota1465 do you like shapes? Oh wait that wasn’t the question lol...... do you think you have thoughts? 😂

[@tomaszwota1465]

@@alexa-ui1mroh noes, AI in the comments! Run for cover! Seriously though, since when does Alexa ask questions? :P

[@alexa-ui1mr]

@@tomaszwota1465 ahaha nooo I thought the jokes stopped in 2019 🤣

[@MargoMB19]

Your acting on some of those was totally what made the whole thing. AWESOME. The way you said 'If you were a trifle, it was a squadron' is the BEST THING EVER.

[@aidaharon6887]

"It's been a long time you know INSANITY" gosh 😂

[@coyotix]

These give off the vibes of my friend group doing madlibs of romantic theater songs at lunch

[@fruitsbasketforlife4362]

So...I’m doing a few of them now, and the results are hilarious. lol “Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!” ...is translated into... “Unfortunately, Earl Gray has been calling your name to search for the hot service provider!”

[@fruitsbasketforlife4362]

Another one: “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” Translates into: “If you’re comfortable, you’re lonely.”

[@fruitsbasketforlife4362]

“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?” Is translated into: “Do you have your hair?”

[@vivientakacs5599]

CaptainSwanLove I do not not have my hair. I lost it along the way when I came here. 😂😂😂😂

[@ellabronkema9375]

@@fruitsbasketforlife4362 Yes, I do have my hair.

[@atlasatlantic]

CaptainSwanLove wow why is that so true? I’m lying in bed and I’m lonely

[@puredemon5926]

"The little girl says she wants me. Oh wait a minute." lol Google Translate is finally realizing that's wrong. :D Also I'd love to see a blooper video of this. I saw that text.

[@angeladavidson2350]

"President Lincoln Lincoln Barrack wants it." 😂😂😂

[@renthewerecat]

barrack wants president lincoln lincoln! i guess he's gay

[@Mochrie99]

I love the side-eye Malinda gave at the mention of eating Tide Pods. Even now, I still can't believe that was a thing.

[@dylanfield7098]

Same

[@JDM-is-my-name]

Poor Mia :(

[@miachiang4744]

I_Hate_Me I know :(

[@nabielw]

Mia Chiang im sorry mia

[@ihateants6832]

I_Hate_Me I hate me too

[@JDM-is-my-name]

You also hate ants.... Cool mix there buddy

[@saganajeyarajah635]

" Hey angel , did it hurt when you fell from heaven ? " Whenever faced with this line always replie , " No , but l did scrape my knee after crawling out of hell . " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iainmawhinney8867]

Sagana Jeyarajah “hot damn”

[@christsdisciple3105]

Another possible response is "Did you just call me Satan/a demon?"

[@theoumber6604]

Nice

[@Katxo1831]

My favorite reply is "No, Satan cushioned my fall"

[@weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

(I saw dat one from Quotev-)

[@YoursFaithfully21]

Translate: Get a room, for the best possible choices. Me: Well damn, that’s a pretty good one 😏😏

[@jenrune]

also this one 3:15😏😏 it could be a pickup line

[@conlon4332]

@@jenrune Yeah, that one's not too bad either. Although I still think you'd get a look. It's very weird wording. "I can give you two; it will be my day."

[@jenrune]

@@conlon4332 true

[@Sadakorka]

@@conlon4332 could be like “I can give you both of those things.”

[@conlon4332]

@@Sadakorka Yes, that's how a normal person would speak. But that's not what Google Translate's pick-up line was. I think that kind of hits the heart of the matter though. If almost any of these were to work, they would need at least rephrasing.

[@ihavelemonade5640]

Dates in 2019: "Let's eat in that expensice restaurant!" Now: "I have toilet paper wanna some?"

[@crossroads3]

"If you come wait 6 feet from my door I can throw you some toilet paper and blow a kiss"

[@fukunoise]

"Are You A Shape? Because I Like You" I'm Dying!!!😂

[@bikuo3306]

3:38 GOOGLE TRANSLATE CONFIRMED!!!

[@BacadoTheSkoggy]

God-gle translate

[@EliasFuentesC]

Run for your life

[@passingextraterrestrial]

#God-gleTranslateKnowsAll

[@threecheeseburrito]

When he came down from heaven, _he died._

[@Danquebec01]

Sounds like a religion.

[@megamudkip5913]

Sounds like something an atheist would say

[@xanderpatterson4729]

The Sanders Sides one ... I was not expecting that, but I love it

[@YouTubeUser_912]

Same

[@SkyeSkyeArt]

Yes

[@acedemerald9893]

Same

[@untiedmylaces4u]

Logan: Yes the reference was immaculate Patron: :)

[@jakesanchez6621]

"Do you eat? Do you like to have sex? I can give you two, it will be my day." ...Honestly, if a girl said that to me, I'd go out with her.

[@maksymcazymir1727]

Jacob Sanchez who wouldnt

[@GallerieDuIb]

An infant? Her mom? A zombie? Google?

[@Corwart]

SAME

[@LuenudCreaciones]

"Are you a shape? Because I like you" And like that reference XDD

[@jillbaker2]

Are you a paper towel? Because you're the one I need. Google ⬇️ Translate If you have a tissue? You do not, because I need it.

[@jclkaytwo]

that pickup line (the original one) makes literally no sense

[@emma-di5ly]

Mintinnit is that a GTS New Rules reference?

[@MrMinticuz]

JCL Kaytwo yeah, well at least it’s not toilet paper 😂

[@kendradryita5657]

Ouch the translated one hurts cuz "You do not because I need it" Ouch

[@Jaxgotscared]

@@MrMinticuz only if it was toilet paper-

[@endhunter_5244]

Her: "Don't blame me if the one who's direction of your pickup line goes running~" Me: *Just laughs because I'm gay, and she wouldn't understand at all*

[@vanilltwirling4737]

:3

[@girlwithoutafairy]

Bet

[@WingsofFirelover330]

GO GAY!

[@KaienKuran]

3:28 even google translate realized thats not a good thing to say. XD

[@spacegay9309]

But our greater question stays unanswered... _How do you answer the dead?_

[@chrisparkes2179]

It depends what they asked you. For that to work you have to imagine me typing with a Boris Karloff accent.

[@naturaldisasterdeity6213]

With my voice

[@Masonio]

I tried asking google translate but it just becomes, "What are you doing?"

[@1973bhuyan]

Mcdonalds

[@lunarmist8330]

Simple, a séance

[@dragonfly7688]

Oh my god. OH MY GOD NO. NOT MIA. ANYONE BUT MIA.