GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES MY BIRTHDAY CAKE

[@floofledoof3878]

You should translate a bad fanfiction. It would be hilarious.

[@tomrio9152]

quinn behrens I did that with friends. It got hard to breathe for everyone

[@RaiderGamerSpice]

Like My Immortal, perhaps?

[@NebulaDarkness]

Yes please!

[@keepmeposted25]

Or even just a page from an actual book. Twilight, perhaps? 😂😂😂

[@IdoZemach]

There's a Harry Potter fanfic that was written by an AI and its pretty much as hilarious as Google Translated stuff. "Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immidiately began to eat Hermione's family". You should check it out

[@kennethfajardo9102]

My fave: "The first 350 foreskins... *not a chance in HELL, am I going to illustrate that.* "

[@emanatingf]

@CampBuddy Chick What did you expect? lol

[@emanatingf]

@CampBuddy Chick Oh ok

[@picklethedragon4889]

CampBuddy Chick - Wait, What is it? I don’t want it to be in my search history.

[@BrainyAshes]

CampBuddy Chick Remind me to never look up “foreskins” again.

[@kennethfajardo9102]

Oh. Didn't know people commented on this comment, also 251 likes. Thanks, whoever decided to do that.

[@cadebowman4582]

*happy happy, SCARE SCARE*

[@koolkitty108]

there’s a Kevin Macleod song called "Happy Happy Game Show." Hmm...

[@angelsartandgaming]

It's the Happy Happy Scare Scare song! Happy happy scare scare Happy happy scare scare Happy happy scare scare Happy happy scare scare Happy happy scare scare Happy happy happy happy scare scare scare!

[@superoriginalhandle]

Happy happy. *SCARE, SCARE.*

[@superoriginalhandle]

Swallow the pan, completely and swiftly.

[@myareiporter5469]

Cade Bowman xf

[@eijiromaeda6618]

google translate: avoid mixing Also google translate: MIX IT WELL

[@shyguyrocks1998]

Look, it's obvious, either you use the pill to mix it incredibly well, or you avoid mixing at all.

[@fxding_4350]

Bruh i thought ur the actual musikenna

[@cheesepotato.]

@@fxding_4350 I'm subscribed to musikenna :p

[@sabithasafar]

666 likeses

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

but only AFTER you take your pill

[@froakiejuju]

"Wheat, zucchini, BLOOD, milk, milk..." Well that's not ominous in the slightest

[@malachimejias1567]

Milk milk lemonade round the corner fudge is made but google forgot it and gave up

[@nsa6103]

*...parsley and SNAP*

[@Cycloon16]

Don’t forget the parsley and snap

[@wonderscenekid]

I’m your 600th like

[@alexandercross9081]

I mean blood can e used as a replacement for eggs

[@destinyyt6675]

I love the transition from the evil "BlOoD" to the weirdly adorable "milk, milk"

[@datjasminecat]

Milk Milk 🥛 🥛 🥛 🥛 🥛

[@tdogdrift3468]

Awww what a nice little milk milk

[@toshibafansandmore]

PARSLEY AND SNAP

[@simplyanimated8641]

in a long chicken or a particular organ.

[@toshibafansandmore]

(Organ sound)

[@Donice09]

"Swallow the pan completley and swiftly!" I died

[@Remmeister2000]

ME TOO! XXDDDD

[@thesilversickle1276]

Hopefully not from eating the pan too slow

[@shadowfox8012]

I thought she said not to die while watching her videos?

[@justsomehetaliafan3460]

Hmm, Hungary??

[@k4zperr]

@@shadowfox8012 yea she did.

[@CanuckWolfman]

"The glue kinda kills it." ...But she's okay with the blood?

[@antongrahn1499]

I mean, blood food is like really normal. Blood Pancakes for instance, or black pudding. Maybe not drink it raw though.

[@tickoman273]

I'd be worried about foreskins, but I guess it's still good for guests since they don't know what's in it lol

[@tickoman273]

@Queen_PLATINE! better them than me, nothing goes to waste lol

[@kroasura]

Blood is a consumable, glue is a useable.

[@agnieszkag444]

@@antongrahn1499, I've never eaten these, but black soup is tasty. And I don't like a sausage with blood

[@fairy6818]

Let Google translate destroy children's books!! [Insert Evil Laughter]

[@heathercalun4919]

OMG Google Translate tripping over Dr. Seus would be amazing!

[@thepretzel2]

OMG!!! YES, pIease Iet this become a thing.

[@koolkitty108]

I either want to see poorly translated children’s books or really deep gothic poems next. Both will be equally hilarious.

[@nelliemcent6512]

Agreed!!! Yes!

[@chargedsupercap2270]

Leetle Life And forget glue and blood.

[@jan_harald]

well, you know what they say... *"you can't translate a cake and eat it too"*

[@aurora5481]

Or, as Google Translate puts it, "returning to the "book"".

[@penguin22penguin22]

oof

[@NerdWithLaptop]

150th like

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

You can, she did.

[@danielmilman2]

Happy birthday Malinda!! (translated too many times using Google Translate) “Celebrating birthday birthday cactus!!! „ ❤️🌵❤️

[@axdja]

Daniel Milman amazing😂😂

[@cisalzlman]

JANET!!!!

[@galaxydude9973]

Daniel Milman happy birthday cat us!

[@beesare_cool]

Daniel Milman the scary thing is that i could hear her saying that. Woaw.

[@octosquid48]

First lovely foot and now cactus lmfao

[@francisherrera43]

Original: Directions Translate: Right Me: Seems legit.....

[@rottenbatzz]

I translated "Happy birthday, Malinda! I love watching your videos, they always make me laugh, have a great day!" Happy birthday, Marida! I want to watch your video, always make fun of me, I wish you a nice day!

[@ellat9823]

You’re tall. definitely just made fun of you.

[@leftyt6820]

Runeworld Stories It is a translate dude...

[@leftyt6820]

Runeworld Stories OH...I AM STILL 10....Y KNOW HOW MUCH MY IQ IS : 135 ...SUPERIOR IQ...URS: ONLY 1...SOOO, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AGAIN....BEFORE I CALL MY EVIL COUSIN...GET IT?

[@lara8975]

@@leftyt6820 hi what happened?

[@rogerfajardo352]

Right: 1. The First 350 foreskins. 2. Color, or butter, or glue in the first line. 3. Combine wheat, zucchini, blood, milk milk, parsley and snap, in a long chicken or a particular organ. 4. Avoid mixing. Or, simply use the pill, to mix it well. 5. Pomegrante, vegetables, eggs and volatile dough will grow faster and faster. 6. Get closer and get ready to bring warm water until it misss the seasons too. 7. The game is good and the water is very rich. This is what I have tried to do with a happy, happy, scare scare. 8. Cooked kiwi meat together with these two cookbooks. 9. Cook in the chocolate cake for 30-35 minutes until you add a toothbrush or a card tester. 10. Remove the bark and scurry for 10 minutes. 11. Swallow the pan completely and swiftly. 12. Frost frost and seafood.

[@siryes]

I dont get it from 1,11 and 12

[@itszefas]

The game is good and the water is very rich. This is what i have tried to do with a happy, happy, scare scare!! *I died*

[@jay-kun4020]

My fav is blood cake

[@jupiter8711]

Roger Fajardo and that folks is how you make inedible gluey plasticky cannibal cake batter that also has raw seafood, medication, cold temperatures and tree bark.

[@kailovesdaemobois1571]

@Lolly610 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAA

[@NaRandall]

You should google translate game instructions and then play the game according to the new rules

[@horizonpenblade1288]

YES THIS MUST HAPPEN And yet it would probably change based on the type of game. Like, board game instructions? A game like ninesquare? Hide and seek? A video game? So many options with very different things it might entail-- like, the rules of the game as in how not to cheat or the rules as in how to actually use the game pieces or whatever or... ? anyways, YASS :)

[@sabrinakirchner242]

OMG YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[@biedroblog244]

*I'M ANGRY ABOUT THE NEW RULES*

[@lev2066]

YAS

[@CeruleanSeal]

UNO GOOGLE TRANSLATED

[@SanguiniCore]

1:17 "Combine wheat," Minecraft: now that's how you do it

[@penguin22penguin22]

yess

[@KBMoonlight]

That's literally how minecraft makes cake!

[@DBrown5533]

the last 5 words never sounded the same to me after 2020

[@ZacharyLVL15262]

zucchini,

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

@@ZacharyLVL15262b l o o d

[@phoenixwolf6779]

Me: “Happy birthday, Melinda! Have an awesome day and lots of love! Google: “No, Melinda! Great daylight!”

[@cloudbear393]

Sooo... According to Google Translate, Malinda is a vampire now???

[@emanatingf]

@@cloudbear393 Yes, she's in grest danger *Edit: I'm not gonna change it, it's too good*

[@lemontree666333]

You could translate fairy tales! Some of the original Grimm fairy tales are only a couple of sentences long, so it could be hilarious...? Maybe? I did love this baking one though!

[@theoumber6604]

Third.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

+

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

It’s been 3 years I think I’ll do it right here

[@Tw0Dots]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 then do it dammit 👀

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@Tw0Dots Right 😅

[@homosixual6189]

Loving the intro. Happy birthday! *bLoOd* I'm dying 😂

[@eanothere9856]

"The first 350 foreskins" I...I...I'll never use Google translate the same way ever again

[@nuu9282]

From now on I'll demand a lit toothbrush on my birthday cake instead of the usual, boring candles!

[@axdja]

nuu I shall do that as well. No more candles, such are for muggles...

[@emanatingf]

@nuu Agreed

[@navyblue27]

Happy birthday too you🎶 Happy birthday too you 🎶 Happy birthday to Malindaaaaa🎵🎶 Happy birthday too youuuuuuu🎶

[@NaRandall]

I thought it only fitting to google translate this Last day of birth Last day of birth Birthday birthday Last day of birth

[@uhnoah3974]

Cha cha cha

[@mert.e]

2:05 the best line of the video

[@Bownimations01]

mert ergenç turned into monsters inc XD

[@Jude_515]

I'm quoting this next Halloween.

[@jwalt2577]

Mom, can we eat some chocolate cake? “We have a chocolate cake at home.” *The chocolate cake at home:*

[@ME-ci5nx]

The day of the year that you, dear Malinda, remindes us of when you graced the world With your precence! Happy birthday human!❤️

[@pricklepines]

M E 9

[@_curtis]

nora bezanson presence*

[@etiv409]

"The first three hundred and fifty foreskins Not a chance in hell that I'm gonna illustrate that" Melinda Kathleenn Reese

[@l3m0nd3w3]

Ethan Ivanov I LOVE UR PFP!

[@DepFromDiscord]

*Malinda *Kathleen | you’re not a true fan...

[@damianwyrebiak8143]

"Avoid mixing, or, simply use the pill, to mix it well." ī_î

[@vinny9868]

Damian Wyrębiak Better safe than sorry!

[@zapdragon5942]

Just let someone else do it!

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

They know you’ll screw it up

[@bri5033]

😏

[@theamalgamation5750]

ô-ō

[@chenstormstout9456]

This honestly sounds like something GLaDOS would give you as a recipe for cake. Minus all the fish-shaped things and rhubarb.

[@acreforrest]

fellow portal fan-

[@sebastianthegoat4265]

I mean, Glados would like this cake, it's as deadly as her own

[@jadebayoba7073]

Makes sense to me

[@leadoffdoge]

I agree

[@MacTechG4]

Cant forget the twelve large Geosynthetic Membranes...

[@ravneetkitty6923]

I translated HAPPY birthday malinda and got: Hippy!!! Birthday of the alphabet is missing!!!

[@theweirdo6833]

The alphabet needs a birthday!!XD We need to help it

[@freyastow7989]

🍰Abc 🍰🎁🎊🎉🎈i found the alphabets birthday the search party is over Edit _____________________________ Ive watched this vid over 10 times yesterday cause it was my birthday🎂

[@lydiaboyle4158]

Well, the alphabet is at least 6,000 years old.

[@emanatingf]

@@lydiaboyle4158 Eh, Still in it's youth at it's peak

[@stella-zr5vh]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@anna2k_]

I used tips from your video so I didn’t die laughing... Instead I suffocated by ripping open a cushion and inhaling the feathers and I don’t know how... Edit: I remember! Someone replied and i remember! I google translated the instructions!

[@Rayeonherway]

_TwistedTotoro_ no totoro we need you

[@Future_Pheonix]

Oh boy, did you Google translate her instructions?

[@anna2k_]

LandAhoy that was it!

[@Future_Pheonix]

_TwistedTotoro_ _TwistedTotoro_ Well, I hope you're okay, MKR should have warned about that in her video. Google translating safety instructions is a classic mistake and a serious health hazard.

[@rekamihucz2706]

Me: this was a good video Malinda! Google translate: Malinda is the finest film😂

[@clarascats1365]

Now I want an entire film about Malinda lol

[@fallingcoconuts3758]

@@clarascats1365 I'd watch it.

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

​@@clarascats1365 now you have it!

[@samuelcalame2046]

Happy birthday, my dear entertainer, you make my days better and I can't see youtube without you anymore! Translated version: Happy birthday, my dear guests, you can improve your day and I can not see KZbin.

[@MeatisMagic256]

The disappointing aspect is that the best line was the first. It can only go downhill from 350 foreskins.

[@addisonbenner7555]

You are happy You are happy Happy days, I love Malinda How happy you are (That’s the birthday song put through several layers of Google Translate. Happy birthday!!!)

[@cassianmiller-felix2657]

HILARIOUS. “The first 350 foreskins... not a chance in hell am I going to illustrate that.” 😂

[@thomashughes_teh]

Translate classic board game rules! Monopoly, Scrabble, Yatzee, etc.

[@maggifreyr9072]

Yaaaas

[@upsideken]

And play it.

[@TheFurryGamer]

Yes

[@skellytheskeletos8490]

Chess would be best

[@FunniMemezOnly]

First grab a character Find another music

[@emmaingeneral2413]

Happy birthday Malinda! We love you!! Its also my sister's birthday too!!! her sweet 16!!

[@brooklynnh7093]

EmmaHvlogs mine too!

[@emmaingeneral2413]

Brooklynn Hill Happy birthday!

[@mk2cortina]

Mine was as well!

[@fireball7129]

My sweet sixteen was two months ago too!

[@michaeltogoto5344]

Niihau

[@shefaf]

A happy happy scare scare!

[@koolkitty108]

Cliché horror movies be like...

[@spotless4680]

Your reaction makes everything 10x more funniest 😂😂😂

[@eebertdeebert]

Spotless yep

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

@@eebertdeebert illustrating right?

[@shefaf]

Happy birthday Malinda! We love you so so much!! You have no idea how much you and your videos mean to me. They cheer me up and are my go to videos when I am feeling annoyed, sad or depressed. Thank you so much and have an amazing birthday!

[@brandon-wn8by]

Happy birthday Malinda! We love you!!

[@poseiidon725]

You could translate short stories. I translated The Telltale Heart by Edgar Ellen Poe once. It became very... interesting.

[@youtubingjaguar5082]

Oooh, Google translating "The Raven" would be... interesting to say the least. ;)

[@Sorrelpaw]

i wonder how the pit and pendulum would turn out since its so dark on its own

[@SuperGoker64]

I've actually translated the script for the first episode of Yu-gi-oh! the Abridged Series. I've been meaning to record that for a video for about six months now, but I haven't yet because I'm still trying to get all the voices down (mainly Seto Kaiba himself, but all the one-line characters like Mokuba, Croquet and Pegasus as well). You know you have comedy gold when the first line, "Yu-gi-oh! was filmed before a live studio audience", becomes "U-Sepoy O! He fights groups of people".

[@lindseykubsch8384]

I’ve translated the raven so many times it’s not even making sense anymore

[@lindseykubsch8384]

Alimani and The Relipcullan Anlama Nimlata Pansas, Needed Traditional traditions, traditional traditions are strong High La Tate, Priscolos, Kopp Static, Kwon Kwon-Hoyhenet, bravery, door, "Visitors," Marmani - J., "Meta on Ovient" Sealyement.net has worked more " Oh! Who heard me; Kvococenio Rohikea Poyka Valadilu Maha Tumira, Tumari Lanner Queto Hookeeye Vassland The aesthetic or rayon-gaak of Harvancin, He does not do anything else.

[@riskybusiness3266]

"The water is very rich" What is it? Fiji water?

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

101 likes

[@ElementalDomino2007]

@@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast 102*

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

@@ElementalDomino2007 ok

[@wonderscenekid]

@@ElementalDomino2007 103*

[@ElementalDomino2007]

@@wonderscenekid 104*

[@deckardcanine]

Not just the glue; I'm not one for blood pudding.

[@NivekTheEnigma]

Circle is my favorite color, Stephen Gilberg. What's wrong with you 2 I cook the same exact cake every year for Christmas, it's delicious. 😋 😋

[@madisongrams2379]

Or you know the raw meat and fish

[@emanatingf]

@@circle3565 Yeah, I'm a guy so I'd rather not as well.

[@emanatingf]

@@madisongrams2379 Nah the fish is cool with me.

[@TheNoteblockLizard]

Good Lord! XD LOL btw, love the new intro and Happy Birthday!

[@Game_Hero]

Help ! I don't feel so good after swallowing the pan...

[@insanebutnotinsane8042]

I don't feel very good after eating the 350 foreskins.

[@blurrycarpenter5357]

Mr stark, I don't feel so good

[@aikoakina-creator-3776]

@@blurrycarpenter5357 I don't wanna go Mr stark

[@AnnetteDancer915]

*dies of laughter*

[@JoshyRB]

2:32 Swallow the pan completely and swiftly. 😳 XD!

I'm surprised there's that much food

[@chata-anesthesia]

how tf do you have no username

@TheJesseYouKnow i do, it just doesn't show up sometimes, somewhat common bug since they switched to the @ thing, i didn't do anything

[@0FRIJOLERO]

“Until it miss the seasons too.” Shakespeare can’t even!

[@trolliangathering2397]

TheBigVeganGiant misss*

[@lesscrafted]

ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa Its missed*

[@erikapavedtheway]

@@lesscrafted You corrected someone but they're right and you're wrong

[@FireRose720]

This woman deserves waaaaayyyyy more subs than she has

[@charming_mist7925]

FireRose720 ikr

[@simonj6853]

Agreed

[@emanatingf]

@FiveRose720 Nah it's cool she don't need no normies and there are amazing channels out there with unique, quality content that are substantially more underrated than her. No offense

[@nikolanahirni5093]

2:27 Update 2.0! Cakes have sounds now before you eat them.

[@beatricebeathyraneniute2298]

Original text: Happy birthday Melinda! Google translated: Con Military

[@whosdr]

I tried to do the same. It legitimately ended up translated as "Happy Birthday to You!" (Though half-way, it said "Congratulations on my Birthday!")

[@BahuschBahusch]

Normal: Happy birthday to you Malinda Google Translate: Anniversary of birth

[@nonononono262]

Wowzerz happy birthday Malinda hope you have/had a great day! Edit: you looked so happy when eating the actual cake, same!!

[@SelloTape1651]

The prank I do to my friend Me: Happy, happy, scare, scare My friend: What just happened.

[@uyagraph]

Malinda is HowToBasic

[@samuellennon1984]

Nah. She's not obsessed with eggs.

[@ColoxrI]

more like "HowToTranslate"

[@uyagraph]

Samuel Lennon everyone is HowToBasic 😂

[@KonradLuff422]

XD

[@kadishakarabulut471]

Lonesome Kidd

[@kerserzthescientist8899]

1:25 Me when I do a piano exam ... XD

[@axdja]

Kerserzthescientist accurate😂😂

[@detectivestudios7699]

That's Esmeraldas Chicken in the cake.

[@evanswhite5961]

1:41 lol I'm laughing so hard

[@absoluteanarchyproductions8432]

I translated happy Birthday and this what I got Location Location New year Location

[@guidingkeyblade7834]

Citation Needed just remember the three rules of real estate

[@thaveldhsohdkeuckebeodbdj]

@@guidingkeyblade7834 and the fourth is new year

[@theoumber6604]

I got Your birthday is Your birthday is The good year, my son, Fergus Your birthday is (Fergus was the name we put in)

[@AnnetteDancer915]

@@theoumber6604 who is this Fergus you speak of

[@theoumber6604]

It's just what my friend put in for the name

[@blanda8821]

It's my birthday too!! OMG WE'RE BIRTHDAY TWINS THATS SO COOL!!!

[@anuschka9674]

kinda reminds of a "how to basic" episode

[@deadmemes3164]

Maybe this is HowtoBasic's secret. 😱

[@ann0nmusic_]

Maybe... She is HowToBasic

[@salmonache1601]

That Dementor CONSPIRACY THEORIES ROLL IN!!!!

[@gurobonnie]

Simon Martinez-Herrera Ah, but HowToBasic has already done a face reveal, so it can't be 😜

[@salmonache1601]

Galaxypotatolife AJ IT WAS A MASK 😂😂

[@professionfood4087]

1:26 and I am crying. I can't belive it! Pure fun! Please do not stop your precisious work. Congrats

[@kostas172]

Happy Birthday!!!

[@eranakeelan4204]

2:47 THE MOST PERFECT CAKE EVER

[@godanri]

Best way to spend your birthday? Yes, if you add gradually watermelon!!

[@matthewleininger8079]

YES!!!!!!

[@oliwierkowalczyk2539]

Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my!

[@oliwierkowalczyk2539]

It's actually "some", not "a", but other than that, do not worry about the demon!

[@godanri]

Bailey Hegler son, we speak many words

[@neelanjanagoswami4090]

"Wheat, zucchini, BLOOD, milk, milk..." yes... *B L O O D* goes in chocolate cake. Good Job Google Translate. Very, very great job.....

[@DBrown5533]

@Oggy oh. oh i see.

[@Pranjal-2007]

No cake was harmed in the making of this video...

[@caileyrookids]

Actually, a cake was harmed. First, it had a slice taken from it. Then, the slice had a toothbrush stuck into it. Finally, the slice got eaten. Thus, the cake lost about an eighth of itself in the making of this video.

[@Pranjal-2007]

Caitlyn Kincaid oh, guess I didn’t notice. I am sorry for the loss. RIP cake☹️

[@emanatingf]

@@Pranjal-2007 Alas, Lie is a Cake

[@Pranjal-2007]

Emanating Faucet 😂

[@LittleKittenOWO]

No cakes were made in the harming of this video

[@fffffplayer1]

Oooh! Cool intro! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And HAPPY HAPPY, SCARE SCARE!!!

[@Oi-ug4zy]

Fun fact: Malinda is HowToBasic

[@Vika-nf8bi]

No i'm how to basic O_o

[@stargirl_1114_]

malinda: "add flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder to a large bowl, or the bowl of a stand mixer." *google translate:* *"combine wheat, zucchini, blood, milk, milk, parsley and snap in a large chicken or a particular organ."* 😂😂

[@arabeth3173]

The school across the road is having siren problems. As soon as Malinda started saying Wooooooo! (it’s my birthday) the sirens went off. P.S: Happy Birthday Malinda

[@ImXyper]

google translated: There was a problem walking near the school. Malinda said Wooooooo at the beginning! (This is my birthday.) Warning fulfilled. A. Note: happy birthday, Malinda

[@jagp135]

Google translated (my version): The game makes a hard enter Venus. After I started with a lot ooooooo! (Birthday) Day girl. Through Christ, St. Malinda

[@heinrich.hitzinger]

@@ImXyper "A problem walking near the school"... Sirenhead confirmed. xD

[@EcceJack]

...and as I read this comment, I started hearing a siren outside 😅 (genuinely! From some sort of an emergency vehicle)

[@elohdee1346]

honestly i was hoping she’d start eating the cake with a toothbrush at the end 😂😂❤️

[@musikjunkie93]

LODisamazing yeah me too tbh lol. Was a little disappointed when she used a fork lol

[@JeremyWS]

Happy birthday!! Enjoy it!! 🎊🎉🎁🎈🎂 You swallowed that pan quite swiftly. How wide can you open your mouth, anyways? Asking for a friend. lol

[@Beehejiri]

5 minutes craft making a DIY cake be like: 2:20

[@Ryanmanification]

"Hey, we made a salad" "IT USED TO BE CHOCOLATE CAKE!" Me during coocking

[@lpsviltigocat3818]

*cooking

[@Nalu301]

I remember a scene from Phineas and Ferb when Candace tried to make a cobbler out of unorthodox ingredients like a pink bow tie.. hahahahaha 😂😂😂

[@Nalu301]

Also, belated happy birthday 😊

[@hkar4385]

Volatile dough 😂

[@FuzzyStripetail]

The addition of milk followed promptly by even more milk probably overpowered the taste of blood and glue though, after swallowing the pan completely and swiftly, I don't think you would have much of an appetite left to eat your "cake" (also, I am so sorry that your brand new animated (and possibly sentient) computer monitor with attached keyboard and mouse exploded on your birthday).

[@Vika-nf8bi]

lol

[@emanatingf]

@@epsilonjay4123 Ooh, sorry hard *You touch that new keyboard and mouse like a rebel like you mean it!* *Defiantly*

[@emanatingf]

@@epsilonjay4123 nope ;) defiantly was what I meant.

[@BrainyAshes]

“The first 350 foreskins” I looked “foreskins” up and almost gagged.

[@eebertdeebert]

The Brainiest Ashes Ever *oH NoES*

[@D0l0rias]

Me too 😂

[@soulsapphire15]

._.

[@emilyk9884]

hu?

[@LLLIIIIEEENNNNN]

@EpicEcho im gonna Google it

[@DarkMasterofCupcakes]

Happy Birthday, Malinda. And here is the Birthday Song, courtesy of Google Translate: Many years Many years For many years, baby, Malinda Many years

[@xoelpr2349]

Happy birthday song, through google translate: «There is a happy day!! There is a happy day! We want to Malinda! HELP ME!» No comments 😂😁 And happy birthday!!🍰🎀🎁🎂🎈🎆🎇🎉

[@CeruleanSeal]

I want this sang when I turn 21.

[@私は悲しいです-b6w]

I think google translate was trying to wish you a happy birthday but then got scared by what ever you were making, aha.

[@sauce5066]

(Random comment alert!!) The text for the video cut off to “google translate makes my birth” YEAAAAAHHHHH

[@renyer4429]

World's best Lasagna In the Dutch palette, syrup, fry ground, onions and woods are tired until the spring. Connect tomatoes, tomatoes, tomato juices and water. The time is sugar, salt, grape, Italy time, 1 single rocket, pepper, and two-dimensional fragrance. Summer, covered with 1/2 1/2 hours, sometimes falling. Water-high water quality brings in a gas. Lip nail holder for 8-10 minutes of water supply. Cut ear, and block cold water. In a mixed bag, hold the penis to recrystallize with eggs, calm smells, and 1/2 grams of salt. Tora is 375 ℃ F (190 ℃). Together, 9x13 inches finally drop 1 1/2 1/2 in the meat. Make sixty-six soup for the meat. Brush and mix half wheat rice. The higher sections are the Mozilla pencils slices. File 1/1/1 upsets Guatemala Mozarilla, with 1/4 cups of paramount cheese. Repeat the swollen, and then with Mozzarella and Primsason cheese. Foil Cover: Avoid Towel, or Paper Spray Paper, or Finger Fingerprint Finger. Take up to 25 minutes in the bathroom. Clear the disadvantage, and emphasize it for 25 minutes. Eat 15 minutes before dinner.

[@theoumber6604]

Eat 15 minutes before dinner. What?...

[@ericandy88]

@@theoumber6604 Because then you will decide to just order out for pizza instead.

[@hiagain1463]

@@theoumber6604 I'm more worried about *take up to 25 minutes in the bathroom.*

[@HiggyNugget]

I love how nobody mentions *"hold the penis to recrystallize the eggs"*

[@jackaka]

And hear we see a women getting poisined by google on her birthday

[@emanatingf]

@Random Relm Nothing to see here, just the usual.

[@trinepetersen5435]

Tillykke med fødselsdagen! ("Happy Birthday!" translated to danish. Greetings from Denmark ;) ) Also, I put "Happy Birthday" through several layers of google translate and ended up with: "Wedding joke"... so Wedding Joke to you

[@HongKongKasper]

Trine Petersen Hva’ så der Trine!? Så er jeg vist ikke den eneste dansker, der ser Malindas kanal.😊

[@StarMintaka]

It's just like "Malanda! Bobby jokes"

[@Lorekeeper49]

What happened to the audio at 2:11, and why am I the only one bringing this up?

[@andrewfortmusic]

Happy late birthday!

[@shadowfox7248]

Andrew / Obsolesce b$@

[@saturnl.3257]

Happy really late birthday

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

No we are not the very late birthday squad *We are the supremely early birthday squad*

[@dr.rodabthicc]

normal: Happy Birthday you beautiful person. Google Translate: Happy Birthday. dream.

[@rebeliloz5894]

Happy birthday! 🎉

[@bobogus7559]

I thought it was pretty hilarious all throughout, but I absolutely lost it at 02:42. 🤣🤣

[@djmoch1001]

I mean, hey, we made a....salad....

[@citrinelizard9517]

Happy birthday! You deserve *EVERY* subscriber you got! You are the best!

[@annamanthei7731]

Long chicken or particular organ. I’m literally laughing so hard I’m crying.😂

[@m.s.9158]

HAPPY GRADUALLY WATERMELON BIRTHDAY!

[@m.s.9158]

Mulţi ani trăiască! Mulţi ani trăiască! La mulţi ani! Cine să trăiască, cine să trăiască? La mulţi ani! Malinda să trăiască, Malinda să trăiască! La mulţi ani!

[@just_k4ri]

I translated a line of a song i’ve been listening to pretty often, (fools by Troye Sivan if anyone’s wondering) and I got this: “I see a quiet night poured over ice and Tanqueray” to “I was quiet in the night, and Terankee poured out the ice”

[@wodahexe8400]

“The first three hundred and fifty foreskins... not a chance in hell I’m going to illustrate that” Damn, Google Translate is savage.

[@emanatingf]

@Yandere Alchemist FR, it's coming out with this on purpose, it knows.

[@EnderKL]

Yandere Alchemist how is that savage

[@alexaweiss4790]

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to Malinda Kathleen Reese, Happy birthday to you P.s. I love the new intro

[@efoxkitsune9493]

"I mean, hey...! We made a.. salad." Thank you so much for this video Malinda, I really didn't expect to laugh out loud this much today, yet here I am. Love your videos!

[@kinyt3887]

I like the fact that the recipe for chocolate cake has chocolate cake as one of its ingredients.