Google Translate Sings: "bad guy" by Billie Eilish (PARODY)

[@twistedtranslations]

I love you Billie, my bad. HUGE thank you to my patrons who helped me translate this!! Be sure to join before August 10th to take advantage of the Special Offer :D Apologies for the long break! This translation took a while to get right, but we are back in the saddle now. What shall we do next??

[@Vjokja_Yudkviqr_Llbjrankj]

Feel good inc by gorillaz, plzzzzzzz!!!!!! 😊

[@foxyfaz88]

Translator Fails Count the teeth by NateWantsToBattle

[@mollsandsyd2315]

Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift.

[@Tarafaith]

Billy idol

[@aylahderksen2774]

Can you do bury a friend plz

[@thomasturner6980]

"my soul, mostly gingerbread" I relate this line on a spiritual level

[@perma4623]

ThomasTurner69 your profile picture makes this even better

[@koolkitty108]

What about "I am so excited to be alone?"

[@paytonbanana7300]

same idk why its such a mood but it is

[@tovunguyentrang07]

Remember the "Look what you made me do" when she sang :" I have spiritual abilities "

[@pravijarajesh]

@@tovunguyentrang07 PART TIME COACHES WILL HELP ME MORE!!!

[@theoriginalmissantarctica]

"Food is a person. I have problems." Me: This lyric is perfection.

[@xqzvz]

Miss Antarctica *”I see this as an absolute win.”*

[@tazberri]

also "suffering is the way of life" yes indeed

[@ekobutter]

Agreed

[@procopischristofi9158]

Of course they are better than this actually alotkzbin.info/www/bejne/p5TcYaOJp8lsf9k

[@auroramoon_draws16]

Aka the title of my autobiography

[@marcusvinnys1886]

"Clear clother and noodles" "Food is a person" "My soul? Mostly gingerbread" "I'm biscuits" *She's very hungry*

[@fridaykittens2287]

*H U N G R Y P U M P K I N*

[@chrrysoda]

Damn

[@isthatachicken9604]

Gradually watermelon

[@isthatachicken9604]

@@memecremepokemon1650 *Kylie* walks down the stairs

[@kittyunicorn5473]

/\/\/\ o o U

[@hexaltheninjawow9531]

”My soul, mostly gingerbread” ”Being a healthy human” ”I am biscuit” I found the secret to eternal life.

[@ren9879]

Food.

[@k4zperr]

@@ren9879 (Woah what a surprise, my first name irl is Joslyn too! Same spelling and everything... My own friends spell it as either "Josyln ", "Jocelyn" , or "Josy" )

[@ioanaminescu1230]

That's diet right there 😂🤣

[@ethanwood1985]

Also "I'm a cat" Also there's "I'm bad art"

[@aliabdallah102]

Become a biscuit?

[@hanna639]

*we found Spain near China* *_is there confusion?_* -well yes but actually no-

[@gekkehobbykoe]

You dont know anything but maybe I have a colony

[@maradunn665]

That is actually so true I was about to eat breakfast

[@gerardolareu8415]

Map: Well yes, but actually no, but really it's yes.

[@v1kt0r1.a]

@@gekkehobbykoe eurosia

[@uwumi1938]

-speech 100-

[@bigfoot2639]

"I have problems" "Mayyourspeciesbedisappointedwiththemother"

[@_jul.v_]

ok...

[@_jul.v_]

Oh now i understood lol

[@anonymousx6398]

2:09

[@sakurabriefs20]

SHE SAW A CRAZY WOMENNNNNN

[@Misterskzter]

Suffering is the way of life

[@saragabrielsen2845]

“All words are used in reading” - Google translate

[@wic4984]

Sara Gabrielsen lol

[@mintyreflex9690]

Sara Gabrielsen and u read this Using words USING READING USING UR WORDS

[@definitelynotbonesgoogleac7660]

XD

[@blue_kobolt1785]

That may end up being my yearbook quote lol

[@japanpanda2179]

I mean, they aren't wrong

[@ang3lic_abyss]

“i am so excited to be alone” spoken like a true introvert-

[@SmexyMinion]

nope an introvert wouldn't being saying much, as they are an introvert. but actually that is something an introvert would say

[@commenterwow715]

that kinda describes me And by kinda i mean it fully describes me

[@NateIsNotOkay]

Exactly.

[@egg1053]

"I'm so exited to be alone" Me in every single social situation

[@julietsparrow1626]

Preach

[@milkncookies4632]

The Drawing Skeptic waiting for this comment to exist- FOUND-

[@alpacahat6771]

No one: The quiet kid: *You don’t know anything, but maybe I have a colony.*

[@Mimine-zs1xs]

Soo the quiet kid is the british empire in a nutshell

[@lonewolfgaming4916]

@@Mimine-zs1xs no, more like pink diamond

[@YourBiggestBuster]

Me in my head with my friends

[@lolymop333]

My older brother and I sat next to eachother on the bus in complete silence and completelystill, and everyone thought we were twins (we look pretty similar) that could communicate telepathically and were secretly plotting to take over the world the entire time.

[@goopsalamander657]

@@lolymop333 no one thinks that twins plan to take the world, they know they hate each other

[@oshy2128]

“Suffering is the way of life” Welp. I mean it’s something Billie would say

[@legacy1689]

It's the truth

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Google translate just take her soul . Would explain the « SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA »

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

You forgot "I have problems."

[@daria7477]

She wouldn't say that tho.

[@krizellemercado7609]

XenaTheCorgi right

[@leoyori9829]

“So are you sturdy?” No “Being a healthy human?” No

[@silverdustyt4886]

Relatable.

[@DuckocCats]

yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeengoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@nerddmg]

Same

[@elisabethsun7059]

Yes

[@That-One-Auden]

COVID life

[@lewisgalloway2596]

'Is there confusion?' Well yes, you just said Spain is near China

[@Mbapaparaue]

Lewis Galloway SEA PIGEONS

[@SkepticalCaveman]

@@Mbapaparaue also known as seagulls.

[@leefisher6366]

And she was also talking about biscuits whilst eating scones.

[@MelissaThompson432]

@@leefisher6366 Those were Southern biscuits, she made it clear. English people talk funny.

[@Stettafire]

I mean, relatively.

[@lunamidnight4153]

"I'm biscuits." "Huh?" "I'm bad art." "Huh?" That moment when Google Translate itself realises it's making lyrics that make no sense.

[@vajradagrun1524]

@Luna Midnight Well Google Translate certainly knows that it’s making no sense. But Google Translate can’t stop bickering nonsense because... Google Translate has problems.

[@akrobeau]

Howling Soul bickering nonsense? that doesn’t make sense

[@phoenixrising642]

Luna Midnight google translate as became self aware lmao

[@ohno382]

"I'm bad at art" makes perfect sense lol

[@pawclaw]

It said im cat in the middle of them

[@maybyCadyV]

"I have problems." "Suffering is the way of life." "I am so excited to be alone." Man, I feel this song on a personal level😂

[@tazberri]

I feel like this song is about me (yes my soul is also mostly gingerbread)

[@riplilhgz]

Zendaya Zoe nigga stfu

[@Amy-xe2om]

😂😂😂true

[@wasisabi7439]

Also, "food is a person" my favourite

[@JohnFiala]

“So are u sturdy? Being a healthy human?” When u are the worst at socialization:

[@shairafaiza7261]

this is literally me talking to someone i havent spoken to in years 0.o

[@huntrrr__]

mayyourspeciesbedisappointedwiththemother

[@werul]

I dont even talk to people anymore.

[@oliviacichon7009]

"is there confusion?" Two seconds later: "Sea, pigeons."

[@leoyori9829]

Olivia Cichon 2 seconds earlier: “we found Spain near China”

[@4darcy4]

@@leoyori9829 Big oof

[@skinman4207]

I am confusion

[@oliviacichon7009]

@@skinman4207 I salute you for being up at 2am or is it just me

[@skinman4207]

Olivia Cichon, for me it’s only 11pm but my max I stay up till is 5am :p

[@iidarknessfoxx]

nobody: google translate: *May your species be dissapointed with the mother*

[@artrimes3263]

Well that is basically humans in a nutshell

[@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596]

"Huh?"

[@M-PL3]

Ikr😂

[@broketeamate7494]

*”I’m biscuits”*

[@rinette1307]

That's what made me laugh so much like its pushing the limits of humanity

[@simranlalala]

"suffering is the way of life" the one lyric that could actually be something billie would say in bad guy

[@chrystallewis5739]

sim boparai ya

[@viineph]

Ur profile pic is the same as pewdiepie's

[@pogget5523]

sim boparai and “Peace is always a shame”

[@venussflitrap]

And peace is a shame

[@artrimes3263]

Ima cat, and it's a bad thing matches sorta..... right?

[@sarahburn268]

I love how it says, 'we found Spain near China,' and then goes straight on to, 'is there confusion?' 😂

[@xULTSLINKx]

Such an underrated lyric

[@foxlover11]

Yes there is confusion

[@datjasminecat]

I think it's concerning that we found Spain near China

[@maccaattacka]

huh?

[@datjasminecat]

@@maccaattacka bestie did you watch the video

[@avanillacoke3705]

“We found Spain near China” “Is there confusion” I’m confused of how you found Spain near china

[@zipdakill]

It couldn’t have picked 2 more opposite locations

[@syramfs]

XD I laughed that part

[@poison_raine5219]

Yes

[@EF-dv7jo]

I mean technically Spain once "owned" parts of the Philippines, Taiwan, Guam and many other Pacific islands in that region. So maybe if you were looking at a historical map?

[@Pixemie]

Yeah 😂

[@timezparadox]

Man, now we just need to get a reaction video from Billie.

[@1912RMSTITANIC]

Was thinking the same thing, I hope she sees this video! XD

[@LemonAid2k]

"We found Spain near China" "Is there confusion?" Nope

[@TheEpicDiamondMiner]

Maybe the Spanish army or navy was near China?

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

Use Deep fake technology for Fishburne younger character of morpheus by using the original actor there's absolutely no need for CGI anymore to replicate a young version of him. Turns out even the most advanced CGI it's not convincing enough as deep fake how are they gonna be able to do Fishburne aconic voice will never be matched completely. 🤔🙄

[@HowtoComputer]

d00my ?

[@jacquelineperez996]

Mmm is there a difference? Ah, yes there two different countries! Or are they? **X files theme song**

[@leonzrilic6693]

Its like we found pepper near bread

[@oblivionplayz165]

American Colonies to Britain: "You don't know anything.. but maybe I have a colony."

[@empireofengland6039]

Yep,you have Japan

[@crescent_sun482]

Lol.

[@yayababaok]

"Peace is always a shame" "I have problems" "Suffering is the way of life" All lyrics that billie would probably put in one of her songs

[@copioustigers1918]

Sas

[@copioustigers1918]

I meant sad not sas

[@kennethfajardo9102]

Maybe even the title.

[@ryleesmithson7956]

@@copioustigers1918 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚢 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@thatuzikinnie6077]

That's what I thought lmao

[@GabiT248]

"Sea, pigeons" the best it can get.Seriously, that phrase made me fall of my chair of laughter.

[@notinsideyourwalls]

Gabriela Torres *pigeons*

[@STUPIDMOSTOFTHETIME]

Seagulls? You mean *sea pigeons*

[@maxhatterschannel5140]

European Birds, packaging birds

[@troyhoffman9411]

Here in southern California, we pretty much have sea pigeons.

[@pricefielder3641]

Me too :DDDD

[@rockslurpjaggy0989]

"Food is a person" Food: *eats food" Me: *iSnT tHaT cAnAbAlIsM*

[@mile-.-1069]

YES FINALLT SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MEH!

[@friendlyreb991]

😂😂

[@ithurtswhenipee4526]

Rockslurpjaggy 09 beat me to it

[@zionnemakoma1398]

I mean, they're eating themself

[@invucarmen9004]

Well yeah but actually no

[@pink_bunny_fluffy5936]

“I think my mom is reading me, but she does not sing” *My mom in a nutshell*

[@amygriffith8224]

How does this commemt have no replys-

[@gurvmlk]

@@amygriffith8224 Probably the same way that this question has no answers.

[@diadia5634]

Google: We found Spain near China. Is there confusion? No Google. Absolutely no confusion.

[@marsfrommarsyuh]

Ikr

[@pogget5523]

Makes perfect sense

[@Insertregret]

I made ur likes 667

[@J0hnB09]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe this is actually a true statement no joking.

[@calliebrookestillion9821]

Can we please get a "My Soul? Mostly Gingerbread" shirt for Christmas? I need that in my liiiiife 😂💜

[@IceePhoenix]

Me too!!

[@Ali-ty5on]

Me too!!!!!

[@garretthermen9266]

Me Four.

[@sharkie9975]

Me five!

[@Blazedragonlord]

Me six

[@0megax788]

"We found Spain near China, is there confusion" Me : YES

[@jacktheiss4085]

I’m screeeaming😂😂😂😂😂

[@koolkitty108]

Favourite part of the entire song.

[@smollbaguette1084]

Ya.I was confused too

[@caratkate2860]

Is this 1492?

Lol

[@alif-1223]

“Im a cat” “And thats a bad thing” Me:PERFECT

[@scenepacksmaster]

Don't you mean *purr*fect? ;) Sorry, I just had to. XD

[@WatchingLainrn]

XD

[@YouTubeUser_912]

TOUCH ME, IT'S SO EASY TO LEAVE ME

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

Catra? Is that you?

[@alif-1223]

I don't even remember why I made this comment.... Why does this have so many likes?

[@haileyketchen3804]

"I have problems" Basically every song lyric in a nutshell.

[@wompwomp-h9i]

"she will cry at the feet of men" woah that took a dark turn

[@Zyn_Shi]

Thank god somebody said it-

[@snoproblem]

Have you smelled some men's feet? You'd cry, too.

[@non-toxic7227]

she did say "I have problems"

[@amberdolphin1210]

Reminds me of the woman in the bible who cried at Jesus feet.

[@risk4485]

Yay guys we solved world hunger. *Food is a person*

[@LS-wm4ld]

Cannibalism!

[@5up3rp3rs0n]

r/holup

[@Phoenix_flame]

Oh snap you just brought a new meaning to that lyric...

[@Zak-ob5ze]

It's not exactly scientifically wrong

[@Lorelei_is_Lo]

How Soylent Green

[@missilluminati3389]

"We found Spain near China, is there confusion?" mAyBe

[@Sunnys.Magical.Circus]

MaYbE yEs LOL ^_^ sHeS CrAzY bUt I sTiLl Like her. OK stop

[@CheesyIsSalteh]

yes adsdshjfsgdufisfsdjvhhdfbfjsu dgkdfsdfsdsfsdfsddfaafsadfgdsfgdhtkyhkh

[@arvingh3367]

I have many questions

[@BattleMedic112]

mayhaps... perbe...

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

I laughed being a geographer :3 Disclaimer: Spain is not near China

[@PurplrNipt]

“Peace is always a shame” And “Suffering is the way of life” Sounds about right.

[@leoyori9829]

What about “I have problems”

[@KayanOldac]

But I'm being a healthy human

[@KayanOldac]

@שחר א. YAY!!!

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

Seems google translate has become emo

[@sindelscat9336]

What about "may your species be disappointed with the mother"?

[@GarrettTheViking]

2:20 I wasn't expecting to hear such a beautiful rendition of Memory in the middle of this video.

[@mik3lodien514]

Low key thought she didn't sing it and when I realised she actually did, I was amazed

[@Alienerdz]

I know right? XD I kinda want to hear her sing the full version

[@sammisings1149]

Same!!!!!!!!

[@hazelventura]

We need a full version of memory!

[@likateixeira3811]

I love the lines: "so are you sturdy? being a healthy human? peace is always a shame" it sounds so good

[@Satan666Official]

It sounds like how I would ask someone out

[@DeathIsLethal]

I am the 69th like on this comment. That makes me special.

[@wic4984]

Yeah I agree, it sounds like, sooo good

[@jennybibian1745]

Food is a person. I have problems. May your species be disappointed with the mother. She saw a crazy woman. Suffering is the way of life. I'M BISCUITS!!!!! huh????? Okay I will stop

[@japanpanda2179]

@@Satan666Official So you want to date someone who is anti-pacifist?

[@grayskindablue]

“I am so excited to be alone” And that’s on being an introvert.

[@zhamier261]

Billie: Make your mama sad type Google Translate: _May your species be disappointed with the mother_

[@ethanthecreator5564]

Lyrics getting increasingly verbose ft. Google Translate.

[@greenday224]

I have sheep 😂😂

[@franfran5155]

Lorenzo von Matterhorn and add variety after mother lol

[@yooniverse1882]

I cant stop laughing

[@theowlhouseseason3213]

@@greenday224 Jeb__

[@sharkboi6023]

Petition for her to translate "Life is Fun" by TheOdd1sOut and Boyinaband.

[@-machx-272]

*Signed*

[@etaoinwu]

signed!

[@moonbeams.and.sunrheas]

YEET TO THE YES

[@notsure3294]

Hell Yes Maybe even Empty and I'm something Else

[@aimee1705]

Yeah, I think that would be fun ^^

[@Kehnuff]

"Suffering is the way of life." Most profound Google Translate moment yet.

[@Dermacrosis]

Definitely very deep. though I think "my sou? mostlyl gingerbread" is a close second :-)

[@wendidelaney-wilson3326]

YASSSS

[@kiernoelle]

google translate is so angsty today

[@grayskindablue]

“Peace is always a shame” is such a vibe honestly.

[@giacomomeluzzi280]

*readies nuke*

[@kamattori]

no

[@kiernoelle]

give biscuits a chance

[@UniTheThing69]

No it’s a *mood*

[@theoriginalmissantarctica]

Google: "My soul? Mostly gingerbread." Me: Literally me at Christmastime.

[@khervimontanez9088]

I died on the, "You dont know anything maybe i have a colony" 🤣🤣🤣 and i dont know whyy

[@chipsinsideajar1372]

Billie Eilish and the return of the British Empire

[@stxrkilla]

"Food is a person" So I can finally marry food..... Y'all are getting a wedding invitations,STAY TUNED!!

[@Amy-xe2om]

Yasss I can finaly marry chocolate YAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂🍫🍫🍫

[@mssqueakers1233]

Ooh yay can’t wait!

[@Craze_1209]

Congrats, who are marrying?

[@anthonygarcia2383]

Food is cheating on us

[@stxrkilla]

@@anthonygarcia2383 I mean food is kind of a ho, since we all eat it 😏

[@samandthehams4496]

its funny how the lyrics still have flow, unlike many other parodies, this one works really well. Lol

[@louis6837]

“Peace is always a shame” “ *Suffering is the way of life* “

[@Adros2121]

-Khorne berserkers probably

[@thomasboland540]

@@Adros2121 The first half is a Mandalorian, the second is a Sith

[@salviarifdah2730]

"Suffering is the way of life." "I'm a cat." "I'm so excited to be alone." why I feel like you described my entire way of thinking?

[@nathatleue]

Salvia Rifdah same😂

[@julietsparrow1626]

Honestly, if I looked hard enough, most of these sentences would relate to my life 😂

[@SP-rd4ll]

Oof Same 😂

[@yuclaire1408]

Honestly this video has so many meaningful lyrics in it

[@sheccabaw]

I came here to say this is the most relatable Google Translate Sings yet 😂 Repeating "huh" over and over again is also pretty consistent with who I am as a person.

[@ambermt]

"of course, your knee is for you" wow thanks i was just wondering if i could use my knee

[@mellyflori6856]

My friend: what’s your favorite Billie eyelish song? Me: it’s complicated

[@avocados1707]

um "eyelish" wtf-?

[@LincolnDWard]

@@avocados1707 Little known fact - it's actually not her last name, it's a noble title identifying her as one possessing eyes.

[@tulkinismailov1636]

It's a real shame for geographers, actually🤣. Spain being located near China...

[@Kai20074]

"Eyelish"

[@sylph8005]

Me, a fool: Seagulls You, an intellectual: 0:51

[@aeblink1332]

Sylph I actually call seagulls “sea pigeons” or “beach chickens”

[@aeblink1332]

Idk why I just do

[@ayza7]

BUT COMMA-

[@julietsparrow1626]

I just sat there like an idiot with thousands of scenarios Sea urchins? Sea tides? Sea turtle Sea- Video: pigeons Me: (;-;) Me

[@tamakiamajiki-suneater5788]

OH MY GOSH DID YOU JUST REFERENCE A BAD LIP READING VIDEO XD

[@hog9613]

"I'm so excited to be alone" Relatable.

[@starvingshark815]

Indeed

[@summersunsets9556]

Every introvert ever xD

[@UnorthodoxSoundwave.]

"Food is a person." Now I'm gonna feel bad when I eat... Huh?

[@chaptermasterhawk840]

Justin Y. Cannabalism

[@razyabeigh1036]

"My soul? Mostly gingerbread" "Food is a human" "I'm a biscuit" 😂

[@sepiahoney]

“I’m so excited to be alone” I don’t think I’ve ever related to a lyric more 😂

[@Mbapaparaue]

Abby Holt lol me too

[@manuekhuntyk2563]

Me to.

[@Goldstarri]

same here lol

[@sarcasticdemon7669]

Same , lol 😂

[@jackh.3052]

Same ľõł

[@starainbow.]

Nobody: Me when i draw something and i don't like it: "I'm bAd ArT"

[@bellacasperan308]

G a l a x i a.

[@bellacasperan308]

why no likes ??? 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤

[@InactiveTwig]

IM BAD AT ART OOH OOH BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR TRYIN YOU KNOW IV BEEN LYING

[@katerinaloizou3485]

OMG I CAME ACROSS THIS COMMENT WHEN SHE SAID IT HOLYYYY

[@thisaccountisnolongerinuse7256]

@@katerinaloizou3485 *lillunimati* confirmed

[@erviatangerine5108]

"Food is a person" "I have problems" "I'm so ecxited to be alone" my life in a nutshell

[@peppepe9236]

Lol same tho

[@samandthehams4496]

2:43 introverts when the quarantine began

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

Every edgy teenager be like: *Suffering is the way of life*

[@Karishma_Unspecified]

And also anyone in 2020. Source: me and my friends who are definitely no longer teenagers.

[@ceski3255]

Yep. unu

[@goatgang6461]

Dang, I was just about to say that

[@marshiebear4459]

NOT JUST TEENS MY FRIEND I AM TOO PRESURED BY MY GRADE 3 SCHOOL

[@ceski3255]

@@marshiebear4459 Oop-

[@Balto123]

Stranger: So what's your favourite song? Me:........ I'm biscuits..... Stranger:........SAMEEEEE

[@Mbapaparaue]

Jenlisa Ppoong Ppoong lol I wish I could relate to someone like this

[@koolkitty108]

_I’m bad art_

[@SupremeLeaderyt]

when she said: “My soul? Mostly gingerbread" . . . . . i felt that

[@jenkphoto]

Same-

[@SoLongSoph]

I’m _b_ _i_ _s_ _c_ _u_ _t_ _s_

[@whatidoisnoneofyourbusines9318]

The Oscar awards goes to her acting and making millions of people laugh

[@zoevoss1672]

Okay but no one dares to mention that amazing part in which she sang Memory? That was amazing and sounded beautifully oh my god

[@JamesQMurphy]

Zoë Voss And it would sound even more awesome Google Translated

[@TheKatylala]

That wasn't her, that was the original song.

[@lindasmith6316]

Kate Murphy Actually, it is her. She can really sing like that.

[@TheKatylala]

Linda Smith oh, well that's impressive, although I does sound exactly like the original.

[@mv4841]

It was amazing and I agree. A cover as well.

[@lily-grace-rc8lg]

random guy: who do you love? me: food random guy: no I mean- me: *FOOD IS A PERSON*

[@xxthatemokidxx0785]

lily Kenny this needs more likes

[@anjeha4831]

346 likes, I'll go ahead and make that 347

[@andymac8437]

We laugh but, what happened to Food ( the person ) after the video was done?

[@lily-grace-rc8lg]

@@andymac8437 Idk, maybe it got eaten by *me*

[@MagnustheMage]

"she will cry at the feet of men" sounds like a bible verse

[@maximodubs4189]

Foot fetish

[@Doomy6]

Sometimes it's really hard to tell the difference between Bible verses, and kinky quotes

[@maxim9942]

lmaooooo trueee

[@frankiebauman8242]

Yea it actually does

[@artrimes3263]

The cat lover side of me: is it really a bad thing to be a cat The dog lover side: yeah sounds like sh**

[@mondiramaji791]

I love all the parts where Malinda is jumping in the Pikachu costume 😂😂😂

[@ΓιάννηςΠατσής-ζ7ο]

Song: "I am biscuits" Billie: *eats biscuit* Me: °0°

[@sixeareddisaster]

*CaNiBaliZAm*

[@skyisherelol3492]

BILLIE YOU CANNIBAL!!!!

[@iusedtobecringe1730]

Lesson planner: today we will be learning bout this video. It's called cannibalism. That your spelling test extra credit word! 1st graders: WHAT??!?

[@ricethericey]

cannibalism intensifies

[@turtlethegreat7202]

@Typical Gamer wait... Does this mean she creates biscuit children and then eats them?????

[@UnavoidableGarbage]

I always knew Billie’s soul was mostly gingerbread and that she’s a biscuit to Oh and she’s a cat And bad art apparently

[@Mbapaparaue]

Thesugarbowl and sea pigeons

[@UnavoidableGarbage]

Tegosauri Stegosaurus of course

[@IceePhoenix]

Yep.

[@thesimplifestyle2022]

Nothing new I guess

[@babyquackson4103]

*I like sheep* *I have problems* *I’m a cat* *Food is a person* *_I’M BISCUITS_*

[@josephchambers2000]

Multiple personality disorder much?

[@chaianyone]

and god is a woman

[@TallMist]

"I'm sorry for my wife" aged REALLY well now that Billie came out.

[@MyDadLeftMeForMyWife]

what happened? .0.

[@BobTheBlob261]

⁠@@MyDadLeftMeForMyWifewhat do you mean “what happened” look any the lyrics to *ANY* new song and you’d know say in just one album lemme see “lunch”, skinny, wildflower to name a few and YES I have a Billie eilish record on hand don’t judge

[@MyDadLeftMeForMyWife]

@@BobTheBlob261 I’m not a Billie Eilish fan so I have no idea what’s going on

[@awethebird]

@@MyDadLeftMeForMyWife I’m a new Billie fan and I don’t understand either

[@paper2222]

@@awethebirdas far as i researched, she's bisexual

[@sanjxo]

Google Translate: May your species be disappointed with the mother. Me: ....... how'd you know?

[@gyarados232]

Well technically you wouldn't be disappointed with your mom but the first woman on earth which would be Eve

[@HomosapienNo94628]

Google translate be spying on my house 😂

[@nabeel9187]

AI TRYING TO BE MORE HUMAN

[@sanjxo]

@@nabeel9187 r u who I think u r?

[@nabeel9187]

@@sanjxo what?

[@map3180]

Gosh I completely lost at "I'M A CAT" Damn Malinda, I'm at the hospital I shouldn't be laughing out loud

[@MCOmegaX123]

I guess it is a bad thing after all, based on that last sentence.

[@mixusup]

did they take you to floor with the soft walls?

[@puredemon5926]

"I'm so excited to be alone." When you hate people but have to work as a cashier. lol

[@wildstarfish3786]

A.K.A. Squidward

[@Tonals]

"we found Spain near China is there confusion?" what do you think?

[@empireofengland6039]

Google translator is not good at Geografy

[@leafymon2501]

I don't know if that's correct I was too lazy to look it up

[@МішаКарпенко]

yes there was spain near china (philiphines)

[@Tonals]

@@МішаКарпенко epic

[@МішаКарпенко]

@@Tonals you rofling on me?

[@alainar2782]

Billie: "I mean, I don't see what she sees-" Google Translator: "You don't know ANYTHING."

[@elanias.969]

"I'm biscuits" *"huh?"* - Translated Billie

[@madisonspivey5287]

Billie Eilish: *releases bad guy* Google Translate: LeT’s MaKe ThIs SoNg BeTtEr!

[@Jayfive276]

OK at this stage I'm sure that it's bots making these comments...

[@madisonspivey5287]

Jayfive276 no I’m a legit human

[@minimixtape6874]

@@madisonspivey5287 "no I'm a legit human"

[@littletravelblog7589]

👍👏

[@dimontecor]

@@madisonspivey5287 That sounds like something a bot would say 🤣

[@Devoid0010]

"All words are used in reading" hmm, yes the floor is made of floor

[@HemantMane]

Yes floor is made of floor Food is made of food

[@xoelpr2349]

Therapist: Eilish's bakery isn't real, it can't hurt you Eilish's bakery: 1:16

[@MohammedKhan123.]

That's not a biscuit where I'm from

[@xboydubose7254]

@@MohammedKhan123. Are you from the UK? because cookies are called biscuits there.

[@bessieburnet9816]

@@xboydubose7254 You guys call scones biscuits? I always knew you guys were weird, but this is a new one.

[@xoelpr2349]

Pls don't start a British-American debate... In some random non-native English speaker's comment BTW, I love "Hundreds and Thousands", it's so British 💙

[@MuffinMinccino]

More like 1:21

[@thatuzikinnie6077]

My favorite lines: "Sea... pigeons." "My soul? Mostly gingerbread." "May your sPECIESBEDISAPPOINTED WITHTHEMOTHER-" "suffering is the way of life." "I'm B i S c U i T s." "I'm sorry for my wife-" "I have.. s h e e p." "I'm a c a a a a a t." "I'm bad art."

[@wendidelaney-wilson3326]

omg yass lmao

[@banditstudios9894]

“Is there confusion?” on how good these lines are?

[@banditstudios9894]

@Ronan McDonald billie eilish totally runs a bakery tho 💅🏻✨

[@pinksquids348]

Clear clothes and noodles

[@karoshi645]

Yes

[@izzy-artmusicvlogs1234]

“I’m biscuits” “I am a cat” “I’m bad art” Make up your mind Wow wowow

[@rebix6848]

😂😂😂

[@cookie856]

GT is a bad cat made out if biscuits XD

[@ryleightv4975]

Yes

[@ryleightv4975]

@@cookie856 yeah

[@weeezer212]

Maybe a badly drawn cat that is smeared in biscuit

[@secretaryjecc495]

"May your species be disappointed with the mother" 💀💀💀

[@gain7647]

Is this supposed to be a history lesson? *WE FOUND SPAIN NEAR CHINA* Is there confusion?

[@chipsinsideajar1372]

Google Translate: *Did I f£€king stutter?!?! Spain is next to China! Getcha facts straight, Блять!!*

[@1Poissonpasbon]

Christopher Columbus was so dumb it's possible

[@PredatorH2O]

Yes.

[@angosian_studios181]

There is CONFUSION

[@Helxas]

*SILK ROAD INTENSIFIES*

[@angeladavidson2350]

"You don't know anything but maybe I. Have. A colony." 😂😂😂

[@astramyrhere]

"All words are used in reading." Why does that sound like one of those Instagram pages where they try to be deep but fail

[@rocketscience475]

yeah ikr xD

[@ElitheSnowFox]

Yet does sound like that

[@Camsvfx_]

Yup

[@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW]

Fake deeps be like

[@svrvphimprod]

"may your species be disappointed with the mother" sounds like a cryptic message from a secret society.

[@mrblakeboy1420]

“Being a healthy human” “I’m so excited to be alone” #CoronaVirus

[@fugatehenry10]

#AloneTogether

[@Blue-wg4tm]

Lol

[@kieranmalone4705]

Yi

[@bc6399]

MrBlakeBoy Google Translate is a prophet. I have found possible predictions of Coronavirus in several of these. I’m like, “Oh why didn’t we listen to this more closely? We could have deciphered the hidden codes within these convoluted translated songs!”

[@victorbenetone2862]

stop dont remind me

[@StormFigg]

Billie: make your mama sad type Google: may your species be disappointed with the mother Me:dies from laughter-

[@deeem7543]

Alright, you need to put one song from Cats in the Google translator and sing it. It needs you.

[@IceePhoenix]

Agreed

[@JMMJK]

Is it bad to think this is the better version of the song? I just love this.

[@Sara9se9]

Me at Christmas time: “my soul, mostly gingerbread”

[@joshtheking7714]

"Food is a person"... ...Cannibals have entered the chat

[@nanamxi8049]

Ay Heather

[@booklovingpoet5942]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@cyrillachenay931]

«I'm bad art» Oh yeah, my drawings tell this when I finish them

[@yasirnaeem1573]

"Are you sturdy?" "Peace is a shame" "She saw a crazy woman" "I have problems" "Suffering is the way of life" Sounds like something Billie would sing/say....

[@billysbasement4498]

Yup

[@quackybinx9072]

Yeah, Billie's songs are edgy af don't hate this is my opinion please

[@justsomeone3747]

It really doesn't though...

[@marlonmejia7149]

*Im bad art*

[@chrystallewis5739]

Ya same

[@Bia._mymelody]

0:45 “Is there confusion?” Me: SO MUCH CONFUSION but in a good confusion

[@ellabronkema9375]

There is always confusion

[@Bia._mymelody]

「 Amane Gaia 」 because google translate doesn’t make sense

[@ayza7]

*of course , your knee is for you*

[@valshaped]

I am CONFUSION

[@Semi-Addict-Gamer]

“I’m so excited to be alone” Never heard a more relatable lyrics, I’m touched

[@AgVossIRL]

devilmaycry7760 same

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

Yup.

[@greekfreak1436]

“My soul? Mostly gingerbread” I’ve never had my existence summed up so perfectly