Google Translate Sings: "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley

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[@twistedtranslations]

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[@maddiedraws146]

tom is v awesome

[@oliverjones3824]

MALINDA PLEASE SORRY FOR YELLING BUT PLS TRANSLATE TWENTY ONE PILOTS OR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LYRICS PLEASE I LOVE YOU BYE

[@hoshiyoshii]

he is

[@Catticus]

Can you do among us chat translated or maybe translate a motivational video 😂

[@starwolfishere53]

You should do "history maker" by dean fujioka maybe? It's my favorite song

[@RetroReviewsMovies]

What we learned: -Don’t lean on the table. -Don’t let him hurt the camels. -Boomerang.

[@vitoriangamer7807]

Wait you forgot to don t speak impulsively

[@minebar9576]

@@vitoriangamer7807 yep you forgot that

[@_emilyshelly_1194]

Roger that

[@Nc3three]

He is also not a goat

[@vitoriangamer7807]

@@Nc3three yeah and he don t wanna be what he is

[@jules0095]

"you have heart disease but i cant tell" -doctors in 2040 who cheated in online school

[@autumnnal]

This is underrated

[@noonespecial2859]

😂 lol

[@h3vrtst0rm]

this is actually more terrifying the more i think about idk

[@amnesiaclover2001]

This is funny yet scary...

[@dovewing]

LMAO

[@iambher]

I think I understand the meaning behind "boomerang" in this song. The boomerang is an object that returns to you when thrown. The original lyric that is being translated into "boomerang" in this song is "Never gonna say goodbye". If the boomerang comes back to you every time it is thrown, it will never have to say goodbye. So, therefore, boomerang.

[@er1xs0n57]

TRUE

[@CrystallineButterfly]

W H O A

[@nellbell_sk8]

Deep 😨

[@r.jclark4641]

A surprising amount of Google Translate nonsense make more sense if you really think about them.

[@Orange595]

Just tryna get some salsa then bam Huggy Wuggy 🤣🤣

[@hiepdoshin7846]

"If you love love, don't speak impulsively" That is actually a pretty good bit of advice lol

[@linkthehero8431]

I also loved the not-so-subtle dig at Trump with the picture in the background 😆

[@kipwhite6532]

Probably need to change the pic to Biden sporting his gibberish and claiming he just talked to a French guy who died 28 years ago.

[@lazymuffin7443]

“You have a heart disease but I can’t tell” great doctor 10/10

[@anthonylesley982]

If doctor said this I would pass away right there

[@BakaTaco]

"Could be heart disease, could be a tiny little paper cut. To be honest, all of these diagrams look the same. Also, I am not a doctor, this is the library."

[@entergroupnamexd2324]

Doctor: Hi, you seem to have had too much salt, give it up Rick:(leans on table) don’t worry, I’ll never do that again Don’t: DONT LEAN ON THE TABLE

[@isabella4793]

_Speech 100_

[@pikamonketchumlol1237]

GT should really learn medical things. I can help: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM GT should be thankful

[@Beeba10]

Malinda: "How is this meme still relevant???" Me: "Um, because the song SLAPS, Malinda."

[@RikardPeterson]

Thank you! I had to scroll too far down the comments to find someone declaring that the song is good, but I'm glad I found you.

[@Pokefan462]

Well, yes, but actually no. The meme just had such a good start, and since a fair number of links still exist from when they were originally used, it still occurs unironically. In addition, it got enough traction in the public eye to become a common thing to do, and hit a sort of critical mass that allowed it to grow exponentially in the past, until it was effectively impossible not to know it. Additionally, It maintains relevance today because the "nostalgia" (heavy quotes) that it causes, such that people will click on it despite the meme, and want to share it with the younger generation which has yet to experience it. It's still a good song too, so that helps.

[@Tanyableu]

Never gonna give it up, Never gonna live it down, never gonna shelf this song indefnit'bly....!

[@browntr95]

@@Pokefan462 also, Rick Astley said in an AMA on Reddit last year that he thinks its awesome and he himself has been Rick Rolled by close friends and random links and thinks its "better than being a dead meme"

[@fantasticube]

And people still fall for it

[@Raven0915]

I love how the waitress doesn’t care that he won’t pay and she is more concerned about him leaning on the table 😂

[@amywithwaffles.com-yt]

✨✨ I k r-✨✨

[@disaintyopot]

Must be a expensive table

[@sleepygirl246]

@@disaintyopot YEAH IMAO

[@ttry1152]

​@@disaintyopot must be in some expensive resteraunt. Thatbid why he does noy want to pay

[@ttry1152]

@my comments are mostly jokes 200$ for 5 grams

[@caitlinsnowfrost8244]

I can't get over how much Tom actually sounds like Rick Astley here.

[@irishmanfromengland25]

he really does though.

[@estherlouise924]

I know right!??

[@Jesus_Offical]

Yeah the voice is on point

[@skierx10906]

I know the first time I saw this I actually thought he was rick Astley

[@jonsack]

deffenatley

[@armanaryan4663]

"you can't have friends anymore" google translate's having a hard time with social distancing too, huh?

[@connorlomas1108]

I don't think Google translate has any friends anyway

[@amber8921]

I don’t have any friends soo

[@appelofdoom8211]

@@connorlomas1108 not when they refuse to pay for their meals

[@littledan6373]

I am glad google translate didnt destroyed this song:https: //kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGqXY3V4Zq-LfM0

[@koolkitty108]

It’s probably because Lisa left it alone

[@breestakebobba2318]

"You are not allowed to cry" "Boomerang" English Teachers: *deeper than the mariana trench*

[@jenniferlopezofc]

Challenger?

[@just_a_simp_edits]

My first thought: Sokka. (Just Sokka our boomerang boi will live)

[@RAAAAAHGHHHH]

sokka is captain boomerang

[@xiao3920]

This needs to get to 420 xD

[@Lawnchair.]

i read that as deeper than a marinara trench

[@ashleylandsberg8679]

I love how boomerang is one of the only consistent lyrics.

[@PolandballAnimates]

BOOMERANG :D

[@tylerbob2072]

“You’re not allowed to cry” “BOOMERANG!” “Don’t let me hurt the camels!” I cannot stop laughing, wtf?! 😂😂

[@alexholley2712]

Hey! Don't use that emoji, remember, you are not allowed to cry!

[@dennisddt1146]

@@alexholley2712 BOOMERANG!

[@alexholley2712]

@@dennisddt1146 Don't let me hurt the camels (I hate those darn camels)

[@hoichingwong4267]

I have the same thought with u haha

[@vapyofthewind]

if someone is sad then BOOMERANG

[@darthplagueis13]

"I don't want to pay, I'll never do that again!" Shortly afterwards, Rick was arrested for trying to dine and dash...

[@cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759]

"MARKET PRICE! WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT!" ( sorry. I saw the perfect opportunity for a community reference and I just couldn't resist

[@lauraarldt8139]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@flyingdiamonds8492]

DON'T LEAN ON THE TABLE

[@Sirenhound]

This is democracy manifest!!

[@JachAnen]

@@shermendlakk Self report. Sus

[@Tegres1]

Group leader: "Tell us a bit about yourself." Me: *"I'm not a goat."*

[@mariammamamachen3515]

Uh huh. That's not all. Aaaand..... I never die.👌

[@LeeTheGoat]

I am

[@its_secret5375]

'i don't want to be what I am'

[@Ellenchattergirl]

I do not want to be who I am

[@russianacorns8080]

Buddy’s got venture crew as his profile pic

[@davidlevenstam4343]

I love how Malinda gives in to the music finally and jumps into the video within the video. 😀

[@iantaggart3064]

Because he wasn't leaning on the table.

[@jadebayoba7073]

She is doing back vocal tbf

[@turbkeysamdwich1880]

“Booomerang” is by far my favorite lyric, followed by “don’t let me hurt the camels,” “I don’t want to be what I am,” “I’m not a goat,” and “I do not want to pay, I’ll never do that again, don’t leean on the table!”

[@wendiqqo]

"Who's Hannah?" *More importantly, who's Lisa?*

[@Bessywap]

Genshin Impact or LiSA the anime singer

[@FunFishFacts]

Lisa simpson

[@heitorgandra1931]

Maybe its lisa from The Room

[@LazyMayari-2024xoxo]

Hannah Montana And Mona Lisa 😉

[@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562]

Hannah is the name of one of my classmates

[@LizzyRebecca]

“Total devotion, I guess” “You can’t have friends anymore” “You are not allowed to cry” Sounds like a possessive boyfriend

[@pepparody]

Roger that! (can I have some likes? :D)

[@nakshatramusic21]

@@pepparody here u go have a good day everyone

[@pepparody]

@@nakshatramusic21 thanks :D

[@cc-oo7vn]

Or girlfriend

[@dimitrivavoulis2184]

It sounded to me more like a cheap, lonely, lovable idiot with a personal vendetta towards camels jajajajjaja

[@dixiecobb9189]

You know i bet if Mr.Astley ever got to watch this he'd probably get a few good laughs. He does look like he has a sense of humor.

[@davidc.l.7137]

"I'm not a goat, I do not want to be what I am" is the part I have repeated the most. I't not that it's particularly funnier than other parts, but that the gestures are so expressive...

[@erstwhileresonance]

I set new rules for myself : - No crying - No leaning on the table - No doing that again - Can't have friends - *Don't hurt the camels* - Boomerang

[@gottab100]

Lol

[@sammy-de5kv]

you forgot about playing with carrots xD

[@jontancena5368]

And mask

[@vitormanuel9889]

Im angry about the new rules

[@jontancena5368]

WAIT YOU FORGOT DONT SPEAK IMPULSIVELY

[@FactualStuff]

“I do not want to pay, I’ll never do that again.” -the UK leaving the EU

[@somuchtocook9159]

US: huh

[@ss_super_steve]

Don't lean on the No Deal table!

[@isavanoosten3928]

OwO

[@totallyahuman5055]

@@ss_super_steve too late

[@goroakechi6126]

*Dont speak impulsively*

[@jellyrat8122]

Legend tells that Hannah is the one to stop this Rick rolling madness 🧐

[@khadoujaaittaskourt2613]

She wont

[@TrollgeObsession]

The only person I think of when they say that is my aunt bc her name is Hannah lol

[@mustin07doesgaming]

“You shine like salt and this is me” I’m crying how is it possible to create such beautiful lyrics?

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

We just got Malinda rolled

[@mimic5495]

dont you mean we changed rick (yes i did just translate we got rickrolled a bunch of times)

[@starlight72733]

@@mimic5495 Bold of you😎👍🏼

[@sage9996]

eeeee

[@teraspeXt]

"I just got We changed Rick'd"

[@pikamonketchumlol1237]

Here's a language you can change it to. It's called Rikrolle: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@youtubecat1658]

"You can't have friends anymore" "We have to play with carrots" "Help me" Quarantine be like

[@officialcringe-3724]

lmao this is legit a good comment

[@roseofhappilove6841]

But what about online friends

[@koolkitty108]

Quarantine boredom things be like:

[@koolkitty108]

@@roseofhappilove6841 we accept them

[@dandelion6069]

Ikr

[@the-rising-stars]

2:02 EYYY HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[@thednp1862]

Damn, I want behind the scenes from this, especially the "yitewewoteli" part!

[@meh3629]

"You are not allowed to cry" "Boomerang" Depression cured

[@Epic_Semibold]

Suicide drop rate to 0% *Roger that.*

[@hotdog0275]

If you know someone with depression just go up to them and say boomerang with no context

[@kyle_1960]

cringiness accured

[@jasperrin2280]

@@hotdog0275 "y'know, I've been feeling really depressed lately.." "Boomerang."

[@mistysudios9855]

“I’ve been thinking of committing sui-“ “Boomerang.” “Nevermind, I’ll live.”

[@jeffbezoslover]

“You have heart disease, but I can’t tell.” now that’s something you never want to hear from your doctor

[@Agent_DJ]

uh oh spaghettios

[@p3chv0gel22]

But if he said to me "you have a heart disease, but i can't tell" Doesn't that mean he told me already?

[@jeffbezoslover]

@@p3chv0gel22 It basically means that you have a heart disease, but he doesn’t know which one you have.

[@p3chv0gel22]

@@jeffbezoslover oh. I might have misunderstood this line than xD

[@liesvandenplas8066]

Lol welcome to my chronically ill life :p

[@ibis03]

That "I will never die" phrase fits well for Rickroll

[@KingofGamingAndTrains456]

“Yo guys, I’ve found a way to cure depression!” “Cool, what is it?” “Boomerang.”

[@dylancook7732]

I love how he refuses to pay and the waitress's biggest problem is that he's leaning on the table

[@siennaskye_journey]

Yesss

[@danielcastillo591]

She can call the police if he tries to leave, but that table? That shit's on her and she'll tell you off about it

[@marcosluismartinmorales5523]

BOOMERANG

[@Somerandomdude-ev2uh]

He's not at a restaurant , hes at a "lean on tables" service station. So if he cant pay, he can't lean

[@hussgaming9583]

BOOMERANG

[@teamcyeborg]

This guy looks like if Rick Astley himself was translated like this

[@NWolfsson]

It's the perfect and weird son of Rick Astley and the eleventh doctor. And I'm all for it.

[@goldbirdo7775]

Lol

[@ArielVHarloff]

@@NWolfsson eleven? I was actually getting ten vibes

[@Tw0Dots]

excuse me 🤣

[@zevilbunny]

"you cant have friends anymore" good job on this one i loved it lol

[@Nix1280]

2:26 "I do not want to be what I am" yeah, I felt that lmao

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The translator fail that was gonna happen eventually, glad it finally did

[@fbi5903]

*Indeed*

[@mythxmusic1609]

I swear I just saw you on Thomas Game Docs video.

[@inescosta2671]

Props for your name👏😂!

[@TheCarbonatedFox]

Hello senpai

[@pokepup131]

900th like

[@inushinro]

the ONLY thing that could make this better is if rick himself did this version

[@jpwhjg]

He's dead... Edit: stfu, I know he ain't dead now

[@Firelord91021]

@@jpwhjg no.. hes not

[@bentyleo]

@@Firelord91021 why do so many people think hes dead when hes just old

[@jpwhjg]

@@Firelord91021 *My sister has lied to me.*

[@Firelord91021]

@@bentyleo idk

[@Three-Moonwatchers]

Nah bro that “total devotion I guess” scene is such a mood as my specific brand of aro person lol

[@Crowzey560]

Rick Astley, leaner of tables, and destroyer of camels...

[@danigonxd]

I rick rolled myself on purpose. Damn.

[@KarmasAB123]

Is it even a rick roll, then?

[@maciakontonasakis379]

Worth

[@parkergarlough9574]

same

[@em5512]

Same.

[@AriannaJ691]

Same XD

[@DualKeys]

I feel like we should start inserting “boomerang” into random conversations now.

[@alessiobilleci2524]

I'll start doing that from tomorrow

[@caltheuntitled8021]

@Isaac Ho Has Sokka’s boomerang defeated (gradually water)melon lord?

[@danicaignjatovic3956]

This is soooo underrated 😂😂😂

[@parinuser]

*boomerang

[@jessicat1234]

@@caltheuntitled8021 I hope so.

[@mhodgdon9802]

Please make this into an actual song. It is so good and so much better and funnier than the original

[@rezaghanbari2172]

Bruh you were LITERALLY WATCHING IT.

[@angeldelvax7219]

Still HILARIOUS. It gets even funnier when you know that Rick Astley found out about Rickrolling when he got Rickrolled himself XD

[@fanta-cool7532]

No joke that guy actually did a really good impression.

[@BenDash84]

I agree

[@SniperOnSunday]

This is facts He makes the original feel like a rip-off

[@oldman4549]

Your comment is so underrated

[@itscaptaingamerplays1419]

True. He is the succesor of Rick Astley.

[@terradash]

Wait what? It isn't Rick Astley singing with the guy acting?

[@PhoenixHunter_]

*”you can’t have friends anymore”* *”yitewewoteli”*

[@NotKevinNeverWas]

Who's Hannah and Lisa??

[@lukasnovikas2838]

Yitewewtoli was invented by a guy named Tom in 2020

[@SniperCyanide]

Just based on the way it sounds Yitewewoteli sounds like some sort of Native American/First Nation spirit (like Yé'iitsoh, Matshishkapeu, Kokyangwuti, etc.)

[@SnappBacc]

No somos extraños para amar Tu conoces las reglas y yo también Un compromiso total es lo que estoy pensando No obtendrías esto de ningún otro chico Solo quiero decirte como me siento Tengo que hacerte entender Nunca va a dar Nunca te voy a decepcionar Nunca voy a correr y abandonarte Nunca te haré llorar Nunca voy a decir adios Nunca diré una mentira y te lastimaré Nos conocemos desde hace tanto tiempo Te duele el corazón pero eres demasiado tímido para decirlo Por dentro, ambos sabemos lo que ha estado pasando Conocemos el juego y lo vamos a jugar Y si me preguntas como me siento No me digas que eres demasiado ciego para ver Nunca va a dar Nunca te voy a decepcionar Nunca voy a correr y abandonarte Nunca te haré llorar Nunca voy a decir adios Nunca le diré a un ... >:)

[@NotKevinNeverWas]

@@SnappBacc Oh dear.....

[@Madman6505]

This dude actually does a pretty good Rick voice

[@maho_nishizumi_tigertank]

“Far from fleeing and *yitewewoteil* ” 😂 once I’ve seen the translator make its own word

[@Lucas43434]

I like how the lyrics are pretty consistent about this guy being a slightly arrogant social reject with insecurities and an irrational hatred of hoofed mammals.

[@user-jz7vp7kg1u]

also boomerang

[@belalabusultan5911]

@@user-jz7vp7kg1u I didn't think I'll see this word again, but I guess it just returned....

[@e5858]

He’s also an amateur doctor

[@Vansjoo7966]

And a cheapskate as well

[@Unpug]

LOL

[@pam7080]

"Your lucky to have a phone. Back in my days, we had to play with carrots"

[@nalinisambashiva3313]

@Naomi Edward BOOMERang

[@raichouthepenguin]

Underrated comment

[@erm_honestly]

@Mya Grant 600 years ago And no beds

[@zane5913]

@Mya Grant 600 years ago Oh really? Your lucky to haven't lean on the table or have friends. In my days, We never had houses

[@regular_joe1669]

@Mya Grant 600 years ago oh yeah?you’re lucky to be able to complain about it! I can’t even hurt camels or cry

[@bobbleb2347]

My grandkids and I love your videos, and this is our absolute favorite! Thank you.

[@Orange595]

God, this took me so many tries Lyrics: I'm not in love with my legs You shine like salt and this is me Total devotion. I guess You can't have freinds anymore I.... wanna know what they think Roger that CHORUS I do not wan't to pay I'll never do that again Don't lean on the table You are not allowed to cry Boomerang Don't let me hurt the camels Self was seasoned. Clothes are shown You have heart disease but i can't tell We all know what works indoors and out We have to play with Carrots If... you.... love love Don't speak impulsively I do not wan't to pay I'll never do that again Don't lean on the table You are not allowed to cry Boomerang Don't let me hurt the camels I'm not a goat (ALMOST THE END!) I didn't wanna to be what i am Far from fleeing and yitewewoteli "I don't know" There are no beds Boomerang Be alone wait for Lisa (Hannah) Who's hannah? (Help me) You alright bud? Never give up Never give up I will never die You litterally won't though how is this meme still revelant? I do not wan't to pay I'll never do that again Don't lean on the table You are not allowed to cry Boomerang Don't let me hurt the camels I'm not a goat I do not wanna be what i am Far from fleeing and yitewewoteli There are no beds Boomerang Be alone wait for Lisa THE END Shut the f*** up and put on your mask

[@Orange595]

Oh uh i'll edit it again!

[@oblivionplayz165]

"You're not allowed to cry, Boomerang." I felt that.

[@pikachu-jf2oh]

You are not allowed to cry, bomb

[@furret5954]

@Jumbled Echo *you are not allowed to cry

[@vyronix5698]

Why is this so recent?

[@tongylafemboi]

@@vyronix5698 yes

[@eri_has_coffee]

Sokka when he looses his boomerang*

[@TomJohnson67]

I translated the word "rickroll" 20 languages later it became "redistributions"

[@koolkitty108]

I got "Rachel..." who’s Rachel?

[@elechronic]

Oh

[@cawer1870]

I got "Rick is fine" ;')

[@Eo-ms3kw]

I got "memory"

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

I ended up with "Technology"

[@kylemiller8783]

What I learned from this: he's not a goat, he doesn't want to pay, he has beef with camels for whatever reason, and leaning on tables is bad.

[@notrobloxdrivers8396]

You get an A+

[@galactiicpup]

I keep watching this and "total devotion... I guess" kills me every damn time

[@MazochistaRozsas]

"I'm not a goat" My disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined.

[@B0red379]

He's not a goat but he doesn't want to be what he is. He WANTS to be a goat.

[@MazochistaRozsas]

@@B0red379 I'll allow it

[@B0red379]

@@MazochistaRozsas Yay :)

[@bonjour570]

Hi hp fan!

[@MazochistaRozsas]

@@bonjour570 hi!

[@landon.m]

What he says: "Never gonna make you cry" What he means: *"YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CRY"*

[@kkeomchizz]

boomerang

[@_getoutofmykitchen_]

what a genius

[@gamergirl812]

@@kkeomchizz :D

[@BroderickAmato]

Yeah, that's how people work

[@breezybear6775]

Me: Cries Rick: *SAY GOODBYE*

[@devil3sixiyeah295]

For some reason, this song has a more Christmas vibe for me than any other actually Christmas songs, weird

[@Eeveethegamer26]

I used to hate getting Rickrolled, but I enjoy the song way too much

[@shiromitorayoshi8512]

“How to deal with depression” Google: See a therapist Bing: You are not allowed to cry. Boomerang!

[@PugintheStrudel]

wouldn't it be the other way round?

[@danbergs7737]

@@PugintheStrudel Clearly you've never used bing

[@PugintheStrudel]

@@danbergs7737 but..... google is the one messing up the translation...

[@lorenzosavona7376]

ye its the other way around bro

[@danbergs7737]

@@PugintheStrudel Yeah but this is about searches, not translations

[@Blamindo]

"there are no beds, boomerang! " my english teacher: "the empty bed is a symbol of what he has lost, and the boomerang is his hope that one day what he lost will soon return. "

[@reesespieces]

_dang, how meaningful google translate._

[@wanomarwanabdullah4574]

This is underated

[@ciekawyrys]

@@wanomarwanabdullah4574+1

[@SonGayku]

I swear, why do english teachers have like 9000 reasons for why the author used 'the' in a book

[@ciekawyrys]

@@SonGayku 5 seconds later... Teacher: There is 299884774838839993939 the in this preegiptic site

[@SavouryGalette]

"You have heart disease, but I can't tell" Then how do you know I have heart disease?!

[@juliacornejo7802]

"I do not want to be what I am" Truer words were never spoken...

[@solus8685]

"Total devotion, I guess" "You can't have friends anymore" "I do not want to pay" "I'll never do that again" "Don't lean on the table" "You're not allowed to cry" "You have heart disease but I can't tell" "(Help me)" He's just describing what being an adult feels like

[@swampymender4400]

BOOMERANG

[@quarkmolotov1049]

I do not want to be what I am

[@solus8685]

@@swampymender4400 I mean, it does have the word "boomer" in it

[@mstech-gamingandmore1827]

@@solus8685 BOOMER AANG Edit: I swear to god this is a dead meme, why are people liking this? Even if it's just 6 likes...

[@awesomeaustenkitty]

It’s like google translate did a rick roll on us themselves .-.

[@RedshiftYT]

rick astley: You wouldn't get this from any other guy. google translate: *you can't have any friends anymore*

[@SniperOnSunday]

These 2 statements somehow work together

[@rafaxpg]

Honestly, A pretty accurate translation Google translate didn't the best at translating, but seems pretty good at recognizing an abusive relationship

[@PinayLesbianMums]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@itscaptaingamerplays1419]

Lol

[@BDSFormula1]

You are not allowed to cry

[@TheWallowingMadman27]

My favorite part about this is how sincere he sounds even though the lyrics are nonsense xD plus the intro was super clever.

[@hastyhamburger9505]

I know what I'll be listening to for the next 10 hours

[@Nobody-tj6gr]

So, instant respect for how "Never gonna say goodbye," became "Boomerang," because you don't have to say goodbye to a boomerang because it comes back!

[@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme]

poder

[@Ellenchattergirl]

IMMA COME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANG- I'm sorry

[@aarohee662]

FILOSOFIE

[@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme]

@@aarohee662 tu parle francais ?

[@aarohee662]

@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme non

[@icepanda9223]

“You are not allowed to cry” Sadness cured

[@belalabusultan5911]

want to be technical? if yes, keep reading, if no, ignore this comment. I have had depression for too long, I think I cried a lot till my tear ducts dried permanently, so I was not "allowed to cry", but I was still sad and depressed. I got better, but the point here is, not crying is not a cure for sadness.

[@hunterplayz6859]

@@CCloudy_9 definitely a meme 😂

[@minerobloxer1gaming663]

@@CCloudy_9 o

[@kartikmishra1935]

Breaking News Depression is completely erased by a local tear hating boomerang

[@soph8913]

*boomerang*

[@Super-Shafs]

2:32 Tom McGovern: There are no beds Me, literally sitting on my bed right now: *Y E S *

[@KaylazchannelZEPETO]

“I do not want to pay” Everyone in 2022:👏😩

[@guidomista7918]

Rick Astley: does not give you up does not let you down doesn not run around does not desert you does not make you cry does not say goodbye does not tell lies does not desert you Tom McGroven: does not want to pay will never do that again leans on the table when he's not supposed to does not allow you to cry boomerang wants to be stopped about hurting the camels is not a goat does not want to be what he is is far from feeling and yitewewoteli as well is in a place without beds boomerang (again) is alone waiting for Lisa My money is on Tom

[@diana112323]

Underrated.

[@booberfraggle]

MISSTAAAAA

[@kennynguyen8502]

4

[@kennynguyen8502]

MISTA 4444444444444

[@i_hate_my_past]

Also tom: doesn't allow you to have friends anymore

[@Ptylersworld]

Lyric Meanings: Tom is a man who is a fashion model from the town of Yitewewoteli, who models the latest trends in clothing (self was seasoned, clothes are shown). He claims that he is not in love with his legs, and said that his competition "shined like salt", and "this is me!". He is in a committed relationship with a girl named Lisa Camille. After being engaged for a while, he is having second thoughts about being in a devoted relationship. He discovers that he no longer has the time to hang out with his friends anymore. When he asks them what they think about his relationship, they just glare at him with a look of contempt and disgust, which he responds to with "roger that". He takes Lisa out to an expensive restaurant, however when the bill comes due, he remarks "I do not want to pay, I'll never do that again!". The waitress warns him not to lean on the table. Since he didn't pay, both of them had to work in the kitchen to pay for the meal, helping to cut carrots. Distraught, he goes to his parents for advice and begs him to not "let him hurt the camels" (a contemptuous term he used for the Camille family). He says that Lisa's choice for eating out was disgusting and that he could not eat it because he is "not a goat". He also says that he does not want to be what he is (a sure sign he is displeased with his life choices). His parents warn him that if he wants to continue to have a successful relationship, he needs to learn to not speak impulsively and that he is not allowed to cry. On the second date, Tom and Lisa go to a different restaurant, where the same thing happens again ("I do not want to pay, I'll never do that again!"). Afterwards, he goes to rent a hotel room for the two of them, but discover that there are no beds available. He goes back to the road alone to wait for Lisa to show up, but she never shows up, leaving him sitting on the curb. Heartbroken, he calls his mom Hannah to come to help him. She tells him to never give up, to which he responds "I'm far from fleeing, and Yitewewoteli" and "I will never die". Little does he know that the stress of his relationship has given him heart disease, a fact that his doctor had failed to notice. Like a boomerang, all of his life choices are coming back to haunt him. Will Tom ever find true happiness? -fin

[@benjaminteller2080]

This is beautiful and matches up perfect with the song. One question. What does yiteyewoteli mean

[@Ptylersworld]

@@benjaminteller2080 I tried googling the word, and I couldn't find an answer to it. Sorry. :(

[@LocalCatgirl0689]

@@Ptylersworld If you add a space in a few spots it’ll detect it as Chinese and translate to “Secret Service”, but that’s as close as I got

[@meatkirbo]

@@LocalCatgirl0689 umm, this adds a whole new twist to the song.

[@mirhanhuric8927]

I just devoted 5 minutes of my life reading this lmaoo

[@VivienneWill-qu3or]

It was the “Boomerang” for me.

[@serfeliz93]

Her death stares during “Don't lean on the table” get me everytime. 😂😂

[@beeks4life811]

Imagine you are in the hospital and the last words you hear are: “You have heart disease but i cant tell”

[@MythiqueDash]

Oh, ok. I guess we'll have to wait !

[@alessiobilleci2524]

Think if the last words instead were "you're not allowed to cry,boomerang!"

[@tanjiro._.kamado._ofical9146]

😂

[@meiloishere4086]

Oh my..

[@pywang2726]

... Is that supposed to be a joke Heart disease ain't funny bro

[@TheOneAndOnlyJesseGibson]

I don't care what people say, this 'Rickroll' is a great and proud language and, as it's now a person, I'll say it directly: I'm Never Gonna Give You Up.

[@emeraldkoala2543]

Agreed.

[@rezzlir]

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first one.

[@MariBerry]

Good to know!

[@oof9634]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGbEYZ2KmJ6GZ5I We know u clicked it

[@derorje2035]

@@oof9634 no, I open "read more" first every time

[@ArjunRaviFunniestManOnEarth]

Me: Mom can we have Rick astley Mom: We have Rick astley at home Rick astley at home:

[@ElenaSawyer]

I love how "You wouldn't get this from any other guy" turns into "You can't have friends anymore"

[@lamineamari]

I also love me some boomerangs sometimes

[@slippez]

@@kkeomchizz woah

[@jaconyde9525]

Sokka?

[@rikadabow7581]

Yeah Sokka xD

[@robertkiefer2030]

As long as they don't hurt the camels...or Hannah. 😂😂😂

[@LemTheDemon]

@@jaconyde9525 FINALLY I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS SOKKA COMMENT

[@loopfruit2256]

“I want to know what they think” *silence* “Roger that”

[@shayneyt6976]

Lol

[@DarrylErickson]

It worked great too because they had to do that with the beat

[@peytongolding7544]

No thoughts Head empty

[@Farzriyaz]

Nearly everyone rickrolling me: "Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" Some people: "Don't let me hurt the camels" Me: *CUT*

[@lauratherickroller833]

"You can't have friends anymore" Sounds like my mom

[@autismnation5262]

grrrrrrrrrrr...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@draco5906]

Memes aside that guy’s voice sounds just like the original! gg mate

[@uncoolguy5722]

I think it is him Edit: I'm now 99.99 percent sure from checking rick now

[@draco5906]

@@uncoolguy5722 Let the conspiracy theories begin!

[@nlugo31105]

I’m during at night sleeping.

[@angiehunt6478]

BOOMERANG

[@SCP--pr1yd]

It’s called auto tune I think

[@jadebayoba7073]

HOW IS EVERYBODY IGNORING THE FACT THAT HE NAILED IT SAYING "YETIWEWOTELI"

[@raceexpertguy]

probably took him a while

[@galyxx226]

ya spelled it wrong

[@jadebayoba7073]

I spelled it wrong god damn

[@danbergs7737]

Yeet- Eh- way- woah- tell- E

[@Leo-rl7qi]

in what *minute?*

[@GraceW-vy7nm]

If he’s not a goat and doesn’t want to be what he is, does that mean he wants to be a goat?

[@superdeadlyhuis]

Made my dad sing this, he said “never gonna give you milk”.. never seen him after 😔

[@kdemetter]

"You can't have, friends anymore" "You are not allowed to cry" "You have heart disease but I can't tell" "We all know what works indoors and out" "We have to play, with carrots" "There are no beds" "Be alone wait for Lisa" "Help me" This song is so 2020

[@elliotk9291]

I will never die

[@potatosack7492]

Yes

[@tTtan639]

I'll never do that again.

[@crazebanana6432]

Boomerang

[@thorwhoisacat]

Yes

[@sispls2829]

“You can’t have friends anymore.” Bold of you to think I had friends in the first place.

[@alessiobilleci2524]

No one can't take away your friends, if you got none to begin with

[@mazikeenthegay]

@@alessiobilleci2524 True

[@mazikeenthegay]

Same

[@pixiethealienkitty1894]

lmao

[@BlitzkriegGuitar]

Friends are overated

[@veona599]

No one’s gonna talk about how similar Tom and Rick Astley sound? Like, if I heard it with my eyes closed, I’d swear it’s Rick Astley.

[@TiredTaleTeller]

This sounds like the story of a manipulative guy with commitment issues

[@Igorcastrochucre]

Malinda: Rickrolls me This was not very gradually watermelon of you.

[@eebertdeebert]

@ISteppedOnLego We will always remember.

[@ThunderPede]

I loved that episode when it came out, this account got recommended to me again and I saw those words and I got memories lol

[@DangardsBrain]

I think it's because she was far from fleeing AND yitewewoteli. The watermelon happens more rapidly under yitewewoteli.

[@amedeacatpaw5987]

We will never forget

[@nxverxnder]

@the god of cringe GRADUALLY WATERMELON

[@shoelicker]

See that's why native Australian people didnt cry They had boomerangs

[@shoelicker]

@Calico Coyote Bushranger here have a boomerang

[@shoelicker]

@Calico Coyote Bushranger no need to thank me

[@bronwynne]

@Calico Coyote Bushranger I live in Australia I can give you all the boomerangs in the world

[@silsquare]

@@bronwynne same man

[@shoelicker]

@Ainsleigh Gray you too

[@d.f.jdragonfruitjuiced4435]

NOW I WATCHED ONE OF THESE AND NOW I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!! THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE SINGS THINGY SERIES ARE OF RANDOM WORDS THAT ARE PUT IN SAYING GOOGLE TRANSLATE SUCKS AND NOT THE TEXT TO SPEECH FEATURE!!!!! THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOICE THANKS FOR MAKING ME KNOW THIS NOW!!!!

[@Butter7478]

1:13 "you cant have friends anymore" thats sad if fell sorry for him

[@sulkyy3262]

“You are not allowed to cry” “I’ll never do that again” Guys, I think google translate needs a therapist. Edit: h e r e i s a c o o k i e 🍪

[@aaaaa2264]

He's the yandere psycho boyfriend.

[@mariselag.7197]

BOoMARANG

[@goose93]

"You are not allowed to cry" "BOOMERANG"

[@goose93]

No crying because boomerang exists

[@aaaaa2264]

@@mariselag.7197 😂

[@winelectronic101]

The storyline: There is a random guy who doesn't like his legs, which resulted in a man named Sean being accused of being like salt. The man supposes that he is devoted to the fact that you can't have friends anymore due to CoronaVirus, and he wants to know how they feel about the situation. Even though there's no answer, he still acknowledges that there might be hope. The man is tired of the pandemic and doesn't want to pay by being stuck in endless quarantine, saying that he'll never commit his sins again, asking God for forgiveness and prayers based on the current situation. Meanwhile, a mysterious figure starts randomly leaning on the table, in which he takes great offense to. Then the person starts crying but the man takes his right to cry away by throwing a boomerang at him. Then the man became enraged at camels for some reason, so he talks to God telling him to not let him hurt them. One season passes, and the figure is confirmed to have heart disease but the man doesn't exactly know if it's heart disease since he's not a heart doctor. He believes there is a cure for the said heart disease but in order to start the procedure the figure has to pay in carrots because of the lack of health insurance. The figure starts to yell but the man tells him to calm down, which resulted in him going crazy complaining about how he is not a goat and how he hates being a human, implying that he wishes he was a goat. He then realizes that he made a mistake by fleeing from Yitewewoteli, a foreign town discovered in the country of Italy. Immediately afterward, The boomerang from earlier knocked the man down which resulted in all of the beds getting destroyed, effectively destroying them. Now realizing he cannot stay in his home any longer, the man decides just to sit there and wait for his sister Lisa to pick him up and have him stay at her place until he can get the money for new beds. While waiting for Lisa, a girl named Hannah pays the man a visit to cause trouble, which resulted in a cry for help. The man knows that he can't give up now in hopes that he won't die when this is all over.

[@girlkisser2763]

UNDERRATED

[@anthonylesley982]

Well then

[@abcd-xs4ri]

Underrated

[@danicaignjatovic3956]

Make this top comment or else... Or ELSE-! MAKE THIS A TOP COMMENT OR ELSE I WILL THROW A BOOMERANG AT YOU!!

[@EvieYancey]

This is such a journey. I’m proud to have been blessed by this.

[@TheGabygael]

"I do not want to pay, i'll never do that again " Bro, same