Twitch Livestream | Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal Part 1

[@PoisonInc]

This is Elfs world, we just live in it.

[@kalwhiteofficial]

This comment is so fucking good

[@lukeg452]

🎵in this world. His World, never fear the fall🎵

[@AngrySunTheory]

Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal is my favorite ROM ever. Call me crazy, but the dialogue never gets old. I just go around, talking to everyone, clicking on everything, and giggling like an idiot.

[@Logic2k]

First, a child is given a drug. Then Caterpie shoots a flaming porcupine with hemp. Vietnamese Pokémon is a walking drug sim

[@daffyaj6841]

47:28 "But he who is unjust is doomed to destruction." Damn. Poetry.

[@hungryim8643]

The manga scanlations be like:

[@Sumblueguy41]

S/o to the Duwang translations for Jojo part 4

[@LeRoiEnJaune]

This makes DeJap look like god damn Nintendo Treehouse.

[@luxshard1973]

Holy shit I need to get some sleep first, started this while pretty tied and I'm fucking dying. I'll be back when my brain can actually handle this.

[@nivalisilva]

I feel like this is how it would feel to be somewhere that you kind of understand the language, but not completely.

[@Queterra]

As someone who mostly speaks Japanese and branches out to multiple forms of media and learning, yes. This is exactly what it feels like. You get the gist, but the fine details are lost because you just don’t know any better. You could learn, but it’s not helping you _right now._

[@MikeHesk742]

I havent laughed out loud this hard in a long time! Made the mistake of sipping water at a few key moments and being at risk of it going everywhere

[@TheMur28]

I was eating a donut while “Ray!Drug Bag Fuck” happened. It’s a small miracle I didn’t choke.

[@Rianoria]

This is a stroke victim awareness game.

[@akbmfm]

Not even ten minutes in and I am crying from laughter.

[@JokeyJokeMakr]

I really want someone to cut together every dialog Ray reads into one piece of him just reading nonsense

[@sleepdeprived5492]

omg please, somebody anybody, we need to make this happen 😂😂😂

[@yeahsureray5747]

not sure if its exactly what you're looking for but Hembohero released a highlight reel from this stream

[@ØnyxOnYouTube]

Ray got "therussianbadger" style at the barber

[@avg.madman8227]

I think it’s more of a Walter white lol

[@samuelcohen9957]

More like Avatar the Last Airbender

[@kalwhiteofficial]

Imagine a video of those two straight shitposting

[@megaman7010]

This is. A game. And. Oh boy. Does Ray sound like he's having a stroke.

[@nickaroundnite]

Your comment read like someone having a stroke

[@jbfarley]

Please don't type like the asthmatic kid from Malcom in the Middle

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

I like watching these as I'm going to sleep, but now I'm going to be thrown off by Ray having a stroke every few minutes.

[@trmptboy2007]

Aw, he missed the Volcano Bakemeat.

[@BreadOfPrey]

This must have been what French people heard when I tried talking to them

[@Boodef]

7:28 onwards is golden

[@mycrazyromance08]

I had a shitty day today when I remembered this playlist happened. I needed a good laugh

[@RedDawnFury]

What is today? Today is football!

[@Whit3Br3ad]

This gives me flashbacks to when I bought Pokémon Emerald from Japan accidentally before it was even in the states. Text was illegible compared to this.

[@termentir7257]

That actually sounds cool. Do you still have it?

[@James-no5gw]

Glad to see it actually wanted to upload

[@plo500]

i cant believe youtube finally decided to work so ray could upload

[@StolfBoichCh]

7 minutes in and I'm in tears. This is gonna be a good Vod

[@super8ben]

I clicked on this video with hope in my heart to hear the dopamine-inducing sounds of Ray laughing.

[@overwhelminglyaverage]

The dialog in this is a mess and I am here for it.

[@AidanWR]

I like how Ray was talking about how turning off the animations would be bad, and then he doesn't realize that he turned off the animations

[@Flood520]

"Welcome to Elf's world!" Me: hmmm, I've seen that memetically somewhere before... Lightbulb goes on over head. Me: holy shit! JonTron years ago!!

[@WardenRose]

someone needs to make a "hello mario" compilation

[@ConvoyBebop]

I've never laughed so much at the opening of a pokemon game... I have not stopped laughing this e tire time I love this game now

[@tomace4677]

Wow, that is one seamless translation.

[@SluggySlugworth]

Can we please get a "Fruit, it's physical" shirt?

[@ConvoyBebop]

At this rate the game will have its own clip comp.

[@zagrych]

im guessing the makers took the original dialogue and ran it through multiple languages on google translate or smth. the fact someone did it to all of crystal is beautiful

[@DannyBallin99]

This game is amazing. I have it on an actual game boy cartridge too. It even included Pokémon diamond and Jade. And those two games definitely don’t play like regular Pokémon games.

[@KingoftheRobots625]

Glad to see a full play through, only saw clips in JonTrons's bootleg pokemon video

[@FranchiseVideosINC]

She doesnt... .... .... OBEY ME

[@thefateofmany]

I need the entire universe to see this.

[@TheUltimateShade667]

*RAY RECIEVE DRUG*

[@heimkhal2.097]

Ayyyy it’s finally uploaded

[@HandsomeSassage]

Don’t mind me just timestamping 2:39:12

[@matthewjacobs2127]

I felt lke I was having a stroke for like the first ten minutes of this video.

[@Axel_Zi]

7:47 This is the first I ever heard of a Pokemon game using swear words to advance the story along

[@RevShadow_508]

ohhh man I am 2 mins in and im already in tears omg this is amazing XD

[@Sap-td5hh]

Who's reading the text and immediately think of mmx6 translation of the ps1

[@thething1110]

I see the haircut went well

[@noahhastings6145]

He looks scary

[@thething1110]

@@noahhastings6145 he looks like an ambiguously puerto rican Walter White

[@noahhastings6145]

@@thething1110 Exactly what I was thinking

[@red_dead_lex6173]

Legitimately would’ve looked better bald.

[@KrispyeKremeMoney]

He looks like Travis Bickle

[@I3art117]

This months clip comp is gonna be a long one

[@Blackend16.61]

This entire game is a stroke

[@andrewandrews8073]

Mario walk on up: Thwomps: 1:05:15

[@ltcolrayquaza]

I feel like this is one extended fever dream.

[@T3hKa5]

I'd pay to hear the Vietnamese Pokemon rap.

[@redmanish]

I fucking cried watching this why is this exactly my type of humor lmaooo

[@BigBossDLow]

Ah so Ray turned into Puerto Rican Walter White..... Nice

[@brandonbenzabt8691]

Thoughts on playing a game called Legend of the Dragoon?

[@jbfarley]

He doesn't read comments, but he would likely hate that game

[@brandonbenzabt8691]

@@jbfarley nooooooo don’t say that

[@DarthHavoc1]

What in the world happened to the wording in this game?

[@termentir7257]

Translation of the original Japanese game into Vietnamese then heavy mistranslation of the game into English.

[@SiilanPies]

@@termentir7257 It was actually translated from Japanese to Chinese to English. It's called Vietnamese Crystal because a guy sent a Let's Player the game from Vietnam to play on a charity marathon.

[@termentir7257]

@@SiilanPies thank you for clarifying!

[@2BachShakur]

When you play Pokémon on acid.

[@chilarome23]

"bruh I feel the mud inside" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@strike3ify]

Ah yes the Vietnamese Ver. of Pokemon my true calling

[@kymccool3909]

Returning to this for funsies and I fully forgot ray shaved his head i was so confused

[@Tauttuk]

1:03:57 ray-oh its hoot hoot. Me-or hehe. Or "lol"

[@GabePuratekuta]

Is hehe better than lap?

[@Tauttuk]

@@GabePuratekuta if lap was shorter for another name then yes, but hehes not bad.

[@GabePuratekuta]

I wonder if Ray would play Telefang...

[@jamesllyod944]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while lmao.

[@hatman4566]

32:00 ray is stunned

[@0h899]

Xiuci, the designer brand of the pokemon world!

[@ianrobinson4131]

man I love Ray

[@irh_real]

Me: Mom can I get Pokémon Crystal? Mom: No, you already have a Pokémon Crystal. The Pokémon Crystal at home:

[@jbfarley]

Dumb joke

[@PangolinMontanari]

This whole game talks like Gary from West of Loathing

[@alxnikki]

Whoever made the Geddy Lee joke in chat, thanks

[@Legoluke197]

Hey, KZbin finally decide after 3 days to let it upload!

[@Ady66699]

Fuck... just the first 2 minutes gave me the hiccups because I was laughing so hard

[@taco6n13]

2:39:07 Kids game BTW

[@starkill8896]

what the hell happened to Ray?! Where'd his hair go?

[@chandlerfreeman2636]

mobile.twitter.com/RayNarvaezJr/status/1338012585069834240 He hit his sub goal

[@jamesllyod944]

So Ray is a Nuzlocke possible in the future? Nuzlockes and more roms hacks are the few new pokemon experiences you can stream now.

[@mrcrue13]

I am pretty sure Ray mentioned that he would never stream nuzlockes.

[@jamesllyod944]

@@mrcrue13 Well that's no fun. :/ Oh well.

[@jamesllyod944]

@@TheJingles007 Hope so they are fun. Not really nothing to be too stressed about besides like the end.

[@Bazoobs]

Hey he just did one!

[@InsaneDemise83]

Honestly feel like I'm going to have a stroke from the text in this game

[@eMeSTy]

I feel like this is the Pokémon version of Cursed Halo

[@DreammasterFTW]

I forgot that this game started the whole refining trainers things. It would be cool if in future games you could rechallenge trainers and gyms. I know that in the newest one you can fight gym leaders at the end, I just mean every now and again you can go back to them and fight them again

[@GabePuratekuta]

I wonder what the refining process is for trainers...

[@noahgreen1929]

I’m sad there was no rule 34 joke on route 34 or as the game called it r34.

[@ReviewerKid90]

Ah yes.. Ray's bald arc. Good times.

[@NinjaStorm57]

2:08:14 That one caught me off guard lmao

[@drakemeyers8746]

Hair... nvm it was a hold my beer event. Well level zero here we go again!

[@ZerolileD]

Brain broke listening to this

[@Yaksoup98]

I am ready

[@JustAJinx-ci6hg]

Ray receive drug!!

[@AlphabyteMusic]

it’s like if beetle juice made the dialogue

[@insanergamer]

Did ya fall asleep!? Haha ha.... What am I doing with my life

[@IssunEmbersong]

The "breeding house" on Rul- I MEAN Route 34 Hmm ... very fitting. x'D

[@MichaelRosen-wz4ru]

1:55:09 when ray came to me with this cameo offer, i just couldnt refuse the sandshrew costume was uncomfortable though

[@robbytaylor6785]

Onyx was always meant to be a wall I think just something to tank and that's about it

[@AngeliqueNade]

I read that title and wasn't sure if I should feel offended because I am Vietnamese. [Edit: Yup. Offended of the chat.] Although after like 3 minutes in, I understood and cringe because DEAR GOD. It's so painfully accurate how bad our Vietnamese translations and community are...

[@demikus]

imagain getting this shit show of a game for Christmas lol

[@sp0nge1337]

I got 99 problems, but HIT TO KEY is a big one of them.

[@DrakolfGrimm]

The reason why 'FUCK' is used is because the Chinese character for 'put in' can also mean 'fuck'. So, if the translation was slightly more competent, it would have read '[PLAYER]!DRUG BAG PUT IN'.

[@countgrishnackh73]

26:08

[@_Tzer]

heard of vietnamese crystal now get ready for chinese emerald.

[@FranchiseVideosINC]

1:57:00 so.... does he evolve into KSI or???

[@BDDeadman94]

BALD!!!!

[@ChaosCodex199]

Is a pog ball like a moonball?

[@jeffx9149]

I am here because I just watched Jontron's bootleg video. This version seemed fun so here I am.

[@Azumarill]

cool perforato was my nickname in college

[@Paydin1200]

His Hair.

[@mgloriousone9823]

So if a vietnamese pidgey is in a strip-club, is it known for lap-dances?