Two and a Half Men - Drunk Charlie Makes Chili

From S4E22, Charlie comes homes drunk and Allen asks him to help Jake with his book report.

[@CantStayAway]

Ever since I saw this clip, every time I look in my purse and pull out my key, I go "HELLO KEY!" :P

[@colonelbuendias]

From now on I'm gonna do the same.

[@IDK-fi1gb]

Hahahahaha my new life goal

[@dannyendo310]

This Charile reminds me of Captain Jack Sparrow🤣

[@SunitaSharma-rj3hu]

but why is the rum gone?

[@nazim9705]

PA RLEYYYY

[@BosoxPatsfan603]

@@SunitaSharma-rj3hu damn it I was going to say that LOL

[@BelldandyAsuna]

Ikr?

[@Saddonghussein]

Is charlie gay too?

[@CrazyFreak714]

Run, run your free ☺️😁🌰

[@baumwolke2078]

6 years later and there is still no onion in the emoji section. The chestnut would still be the closest to it. So sad 😅

[@peytonlong5573]

Hammered Charlie was gold

[@torrimills1915]

Run run you're free 😂😂

[@jlover2810]

"I would like nothing better....u want chili?"

[@jaquelinehernandez470]

Man I swear Drunk Charlie is the best😂😂😂

[@matthewwilliams9615]

2:28 you want chili ? Lol

[@BFHKroteck]

"Oh, HI ALAN! Come on in"

[@juanok2775]

funny thing this is an actual reenactment of Charlies life

[@stevenmorton2059]

BERTA: Oh no... JAKE: What is it? BERTA: Charlie's Blackout Chili.

[@armaniac661]

BEANS! lol :D awesome, one of the best scenes from the sitcom

[@danidiaz752]

Your needs, your needs, what about my needs? 😀😀😀

[@CSubaru]

Haha I love this show, it is so funny

[@Lets_MakeItSimple]

Run.. Run.. You're free !!

[@Seahawkfan1108]

Asking a drunk for help on something is like trying to ask your boss for a raise.... *You can try but in the end, you'll be very disappointed...*

[@pengguoyu4614]

Charlie is so funny funny when he is drunk black out chili

[@travisandrews3909]

This is funny when Charlie is drunk

[@jlover2810]

"ahh cars... where would we be without cars??and how would we get there?*Drops whatever was in his hand* run run ur free!"

[@jlover2810]

*grabs beans and shows them to alan* BEANS!!!! (YAY WE'RE DONE!!!)

[@opreacg]

0:44 - WINNING

[@BelldandyAsuna]

There's a lot you don't know about me Alan.

[@rsvidmaker224]

come on in, I cant I lost my key.... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@wolflamd9704]

In the most posts about two AND a half men, why did you put Allen? His name Is Alan

[@bossynoimjusttheboss6513]

oh hey Alan come on in

[@dewannebryant9716]

Yes

[@ChrisManley1994]

“Oh no, wrong house! I’m lost!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seymourbuttz6419]

to be fair Alan should only mad at himself thinking he could conversate with Charlie drunk

[@louisc.gasper7588]

Conversate? I can feel my IQ declining.

[@elyes2703]

@@louisc.gasper7588 www.dictionary.com/browse/conversate . I also suggest googling "how not to be an asshole" I'm confident you'll find it interesting.ASSHOLE!

[@kurtisCobhaine]

Owned!

[@uptowndunker6346]

H ahhshhhahshahah

[@bailey9r]

@@louisc.gasper7588 I would like to find the guy that made up the word "conversate" and "crunk" up my car and go over and strangle him till he is "bear caught" and "falls out" . LOL

[@raavan2.0]

Love the fact that he is drunk so he is speaking from his heart and that is "" I love jake "" One of the best uncle in tv history.

[@loompsterproductions]

but what about Uncle Jesse? Both are my favorite tv uncles

[@dadeeman1oo]

Tomorrow I'll take Jake to the DMV to get his license! That part was hilarious hahaha!!

[@asinicalnarcissist9520]

hi

[@fargeeks]

Ashley Sharma hi

[@DavidOwens-qz3lr]

BOOK REPORT

[@alexbelokopytov2275]

David Owens 1212 B E A N S S S S

[@brittanyscott5017]

@@DavidOwens-qz3lr BEANS

[@starrocket666]

From this to Ashton yeah I don't think there's any comparison!

[@SpeLiii1]

ashton is not the right guy for charlie's role...they messed up ewerything with ashton..

[@asinicalnarcissist9520]

@@SpeLiii1 yea

[@salmanpatel9974]

@@asinicalnarcissist9520 hello key yeah

[@stealthattack2209]

@Amira Djiar Looks like you are an Ashton fan.

[@brittanyscott5017]

I don’t even know why they thought that was a good idea I mean they should’ve canceled the show when Charlie left he was the reason the show was great

[@loganarnold00]

Either he is actually drunk or he’s a really good actor I can’t tell them apart anymore

[@TheMunz]

Maybe he's really good at making people think he's just acting

[@Barrett-tq7pq]

Imagine getting hammered so you can nail the scene 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hopebestman]

He is a method actor. He lives as Charlie Harper lives.

[@axyskilet]

I always die at the "Run, run! You're free!" XD

[@muthukrishnansubramaniam2333]

Hilarious.

[@Persholm1]

I wonder if he's really drunk, or if he's acting xD

[@tayhaanmoon3234]

9 years later.. For sure really drunk

[@ephraim7321]

@@tayhaanmoon3234 lol🤣

[@lobstereddy7303]

Coked out

[@kesafishy7786]

If hes not that he is best actor

[@SinisterMud]

I think a little of both

[@andrewthegamer1]

Man, this brings so much nostalgia. Here's to one of the best sitcoms we've grown with 🥃

[@williamhaugan4316]

💪

[@MAte925]

And the woke brigade struck the media!

[@magistermilitum1206]

'Oh, hey Alan. Come on in!' cracked me up

[@jadeportas2631]

"relax, i'll take Jake to the DMV to get his licence" "BOOK REPORT!" "BEANS"

[@DavidOwens-qz3lr]

I Love Jake

[@kuliimjulischreiben]

I wonder if all of this was scripted, or if some was ad-libbed LOL

[@nyr3n914]

It's the script ,they follow it blindly.

[@tankdogization]

>Charlie Sheen shows up late to set. >Sheen is mad drunk. >Jon Cryer on his way out with Angus. >Lorre keeps Cryer and Sheen for this scene unscripted. >Profit

[@devlinsid2093]

Its all that true?

[@bnbnism]

@@devlinsid2093 no but sheen did show up to set drunk before and that's why they got rid of him

[@kennycline8302]

Sean Russell actually no not at all, that was most definitely not the reason he was let go

[@questionauthority7377]

@@kennycline8302 AGREE SEAN RUSSELL IS AN ASSHOLE

[@mattgieslerrocks]

Alan: Book Report! Charlie (holding beans): Beans!

[@SelectiveApathy82]

Damn, if that was MY house, I would have blown my lid and kicked Charlie out for not paying attention when I was trying to explain something important to him. But sadly Alan can't do anything but just grin and bear it because Charlie puts a nice roof over his head.

[@ryanclark7962]

@@SelectiveApathy82 have u even watched the show its Charlie's house, Alan lives there for free. Plus Charlie is drunk and not gonna listen is he so it's Alan's fault for trying to talk to a drunk man

[@SelectiveApathy82]

@@ryanclark7962 I said IFFFFFFFFFFFF it were my house. Learn to read. I said Alan CAN'T do anything about Charlie's bullshit because Charlie took him in for free.

[@surajtank]

One of the best scenes. Drunk Charlie is adorable

[@frankthetank789]

"Have a few cocktails did we?" "me too."

[@smokeydogg6275]

Had not have

[@pachoortizavaortiz3769]

Alan is stupid to ask for a favor when hes drunk

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5209]

Alright, this is by far the best scene ever.

[@nilanjanbose4837]

u need to see charlie and his drinking helmet scene 🤣

[@questionauthority7377]

NOT REALLY

[@DonovanMariano]

Alan : BOOK REPORT! Charlie : BEEAAANNNSSS

[@aadishivdasani7291]

this scene is so much more funnier than the whole season 9 to 12

[@youknow227]

😔...yeah

[@bossynoimjusttheboss6513]

(Charlie:oh hey Alan come on in) (Alan:no why do you come in here) (Charlie:I can't I lost my key... THHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@patrick2698]

You are a terrific cab driver and I hope too someday visit your country.

[@pengguoyu4614]

Charlie s Black out chili must take like heaven and winning

[@jonahbarroga1687]

BEEEAAAAAANNNNSSS

[@Iardass]

I bet he is not acting.

[@Vizavik]

Oh good Lord, Lorre. I don't care if Charlie flipped you off. NatDTrent, Kutcher will never fill Charlie's shoes. They are too big for him.

[@Neonprettykitty]

God, this video always makes me laugh my ASS off!!! One of the best scenes in all of Two and a Half Men! XDD

[@Bankai4tailLuffy]

"Ah, cars. Where would we be without them? And how would we get there?...Run, run your free!" BEST MOMENT EVER

[@CA_Anurag]

"i love jake!" :D

[@sltough21]

I love this scene so much. One of my all time favourite scenes. ❤

[@ChampionDriver01]

"Oh, hi Alan, come in!" "Why don't you come in here?" "I lost my key!" From 2:00 on is great! Whoops, I meant 2:39-2:47!!

[@jacobrichardson1952]

This is one of my favorite episodes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nathanz128]

11 years ago.... Damn

[@asinicalnarcissist9520]

12

[@salmanpatel9974]

13 years ago....

[@smthone]

Had a few cocktails, did we? Me too.

[@Waskapmutni]

Ahhh cars, where would we be without cars. And how would we get there?

[@planelover3640]

I lost my key.....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Charlie's hilarious

[@tinamar1984]

i always wondered about charlie's chili recipe 🤔 would love to try it 😃

[@ricardomargera]

It's like I'm watching me and my brother having a drunk conversation while cooking drunk at 4am

[@nascarkraz]

It's so natrual for him to be drunk. He's damn good at it!

[@googles1515]

I have always disliked Charlie Sheen until I recently started watching this show and now I'm a huge fan!! LOVE the show!

[@emmiemae1637]

I died when he put the whole onion in the pot 🤣

[@youknowthenyouknow.1530]

11:30pm he's back early

[@elvicare35]

lol

[@lucgh2007]

Charlie day drinks a lot, he is probably been drinking since 3pm lol

[@marinesfight4us]

this is how i wna be when im DRUNK

[@pinktiemafia]

Charlie's new song "Bangin 7 Gram Rocks" is killing it on iTunes right now, and I'm sick ;( I hate feeling like this. Must have been that cooter shot last night.. THUMBS UP if you LIKE this!!!!

[@PhantomBunny888]

"Book report!" "BEANS!" XD

[@authenticrebel]

Charlies at his best when hes drunk. love this whole bit

[@Mitchell_Kirkbride69]

Alan brings book report to a fight Drunk Charlie brings 2:46

[@CantStayAway]

"thin crust, magma, and a chewy nougat centre!":P:P:P

[@uppanadam]

Why do I keep thinking a drunk Charlie would make a great Captain Jack Sparrow?? LOL!!

[@damnimsowasted]

damn i miss this guy

[@Remoniq]

From now on I whenever I drop something I might say "run, run... you're free."

[@KayamaKoomori]

I wonder if Charlie was actually shitfaced for these scenes to make it look authentic

[@toptenz1480]

Charlie did the kiki thing way before drake 😂

[@Ken93Cy]

LOL that always gets me too. In fact everytime I come home after a hard day in college, and I am like looking in my pockets for my keys to open the door. I am like " here key key key key" and when I find them I say " hello key". Hahahaha there's so much to learn from Charlie Harper/Sheen isn't there? LOL XD

[@asinicalnarcissist9520]

hi

[@havok9001]

Charlie show u sure not drink & drive cuz he got a cab home

[@minavanhelsing2749]

Charlie sheen is soo wasted.

[@ryanphillips7182]

is it just me or does anyone else wanna know how good his drunken chili is

[@laszlohudak5778]

i fucking love you Charlie ♥

[@IngaFrid]

Charlie Sheen not knowing the filming's already started for three minutes straight.

[@jayNicks10]

Probably the best opening to any 2.5 men episode.

[@scatterthewinds3126]

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[@wsayed4074]

Run run you're free! hahaha

[@DrClawizdead]

Is he acting or is this a day in Charlie Sheens life?

[@gravity6316]

0:17 Goku starts attacking his enemies

[@sp1keh]

@68joeRuiz S04e22.Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

[@fernandoalvarez0408]

"Hi Alan, come on in!" "Cars.. where would we be without cars? ... and how would we get there?" "Run, run! You're free!" hahahahah :D:D:D

[@ebbaannamaria]

-Book report! -Beens! Lmfao

[@MrReed314]

God, its just amazing how far and how quickly this show tanked when Charlie left...

[@NikkiRice2017]

this is so hilarious when i first saw it i laughed so hard.

[@69Prc]

Run run your free

[@armaniac661]

Nobody can do it better than Sheen :D

[@SirTimothyMarton]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD One of Charlie's best XD Wrong house :( XD Lot you dont know about me Alan (Dishes) XD Run Run YOUR FREE XD I Love Jake XD Totally drunk :D

[@ayeshajahan1291]

Every remark, every word, every expression of Charlie in this clip is way way better than.... Charlie's famous chilli 😂😂😂😂😂

[@moemoeanisong]

Why do I see the captain Jack Sparrow now

[@filip3148]

I choose to believe that Charlie was just acting