Two And A Half Men - S06E05 - Miss Pasternak

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Hugo Fisch

Hugo Fisch

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@xiayabennett6982
@xiayabennett6982 Жыл бұрын
Berta’s “Uh-oh” was perfectly timed and priceless.😂😂
@cechly
@cechly 3 ай бұрын
yeah very well scripted !
@cazia9
@cazia9 12 жыл бұрын
Man Berta is ROCKING that hat!
@saintlouis1087
@saintlouis1087 4 жыл бұрын
You’re not even supposed to wear hats in church
@kingmike3337
@kingmike3337 4 жыл бұрын
Saint Louis Women do it especially at Funerals
@kdz4me605
@kdz4me605 4 жыл бұрын
Rip
@brqlyn29
@brqlyn29 3 жыл бұрын
@@saintlouis1087 many women do, it’s common in a lot of churches. The bigger the better
@urmomgaybutimhergf4218
@urmomgaybutimhergf4218 3 жыл бұрын
@@saintlouis1087 Maybe catholics, but here where we are from, hats in churches are TOTALLY normal. not just Protestant, have you EVER been to a ghetto church? Its like a competition about who can wear a bigger, fancier hat lol
@duequesne
@duequesne 14 жыл бұрын
Miss Pasternak: Eternal damnation is no laughing matter. Alan: I know, I've been married twice. LOL!
@juanok2775
@juanok2775 4 жыл бұрын
duequesne removed my liked cause 69
@krishnamohan4036
@krishnamohan4036 4 жыл бұрын
Let's take a moment to acknowledge who is behind Jake
@BhaskarBhate
@BhaskarBhate 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lazersefgjini4057
@lazersefgjini4057 3 жыл бұрын
@@BhaskarBhate hu up for b 09698. U u. U. IUdqn uuq and huj meh ii uq u heHl binn
@nickhill8612
@nickhill8612 3 жыл бұрын
@@krishnamohan4036 Who ???
@guitaristcam5573
@guitaristcam5573 4 жыл бұрын
I wish this day would never come, but RIP Berta... 2020 sucks man.
@gaylenewood7707
@gaylenewood7707 4 жыл бұрын
I liked her in erin brockovich movie and also bj.and the bear and now she's with orson bean chasing him around..
@Twothreefoursevn
@Twothreefoursevn 4 жыл бұрын
:(
@natamaral141
@natamaral141 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. She was awesome.
@chesscomsupport8689
@chesscomsupport8689 4 жыл бұрын
This is my first time hearing about this. RIP
@truffle6082
@truffle6082 3 жыл бұрын
What she passed?
@joel2628
@joel2628 4 жыл бұрын
Berta's "uh-oh" was priceless, and reflected exactly what I was thinking.
@NazriB
@NazriB 2 жыл бұрын
Lies again? Mobile Plan
@Tyrosine0910
@Tyrosine0910 2 жыл бұрын
@@NazriB Mobile again? Lies Plan
@watcher1258
@watcher1258 2 жыл бұрын
?????
@Tyrosine0910
@Tyrosine0910 2 жыл бұрын
@@watcher1258 if kris hitchings was so smart y he get cancer
@williamkirima8295
@williamkirima8295 5 жыл бұрын
Berta was awesome. Looking at Charlie to see if he bursts into flames is hilarious 🙈 😂😂
@watcher1258
@watcher1258 2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is you could say that about Charlie Sheen as well 🤣 Damm he was good in that show.
@Alice15210
@Alice15210 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Rakshay223
@Rakshay223 2 жыл бұрын
RIP 😭
@jelenajelenic9069
@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын
For this i will push "yes" a 1ml times at least
@anthonyvasquezactor
@anthonyvasquezactor Жыл бұрын
It was. But I'm certain one could definitely say the same about her.
@AbhishekMohanimagine
@AbhishekMohanimagine 2 жыл бұрын
12 years and still one of the best show
@jelenajelenic9069
@jelenajelenic9069 2 жыл бұрын
12 YEAR'S???THAT IS THE BEST SHOW FOREVER.IN CROATIA WE LOOK 1 TIMES A YEAR.I LOOK CLIPS AT THE MOMENT.THAT IS MY KIND OF HUMOR😆😆😆😆😆👌👌👌👌👍👍👍💖💖💖💖💖
@jelenajelenic9069
@jelenajelenic9069 2 жыл бұрын
MIS PASTERNAK ,IS CRAZY AS HELL😆😆😆😆😆
@franzchong5889
@franzchong5889 Жыл бұрын
It lasted a long time.9 Australia at the time Charlie Sheen was fired from the show was this close to replacing it with a news and chat show.sadly the option was over ruled.
@b.p.r.k7119
@b.p.r.k7119 9 ай бұрын
14 years & still this tops my favorite comedy list along with Big Bang Theory
@dustinpfarr1601
@dustinpfarr1601 9 жыл бұрын
"I just don't want to miss it when you burst into flames." XD XD
@falcon3268
@falcon3268 7 жыл бұрын
Bertha always had that greatness no matter the time she knows when to jump in
@baarujoseph6745
@baarujoseph6745 7 жыл бұрын
This just knocked me off the seat.....
@rinnegan_eyes
@rinnegan_eyes 7 жыл бұрын
falcon3268 h
@TimothyNyota
@TimothyNyota 6 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@ndirangugichuki6260
@ndirangugichuki6260 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@stephaniemariah8702
@stephaniemariah8702 3 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Conchatta Ferrell. We will miss you... Berta was the best!!
@juliocryv
@juliocryv 11 ай бұрын
Yeah we miss her 😢
@brucetowers8405
@brucetowers8405 8 жыл бұрын
"It's the devil that's making him stupid" 😂
@MarkunSyndrome
@MarkunSyndrome 7 жыл бұрын
"Told you it wasn't my fault" lol
@Coy.Rug22
@Coy.Rug22 6 жыл бұрын
I’m an atheist so this crap is fake
@arcticangel1628
@arcticangel1628 5 жыл бұрын
@@Coy.Rug22 Oh, you would know all about "fake," wouldn't you, atheist?
@Surfer041
@Surfer041 5 жыл бұрын
@@Coy.Rug22 you are intelligent
@isiaharellano3789
@isiaharellano3789 5 жыл бұрын
@@Coy.Rug22 oh im an atheist, im so intelligent and wise. Please stfu
@ThatFitnessDude
@ThatFitnessDude 7 жыл бұрын
''It's the devils which is making him stupid Jake : Told you it wasn't my fault'' LMAO
@plastilinaparatodos1500
@plastilinaparatodos1500 4 жыл бұрын
She says "it's the devil whos making him stupid" right? Sorry I'm not a English speaker
@sourabhkarmakar8040
@sourabhkarmakar8040 4 жыл бұрын
@Amira Djiar long time great to see you 😘
@nicnic3902
@nicnic3902 3 жыл бұрын
Its the devil that's making him stupid"
@michaelpeets7261
@michaelpeets7261 3 жыл бұрын
There you go. It wasn't Jake's Fault.
@titsmcgeeyolanda3755
@titsmcgeeyolanda3755 3 жыл бұрын
.
@jamesf9610
@jamesf9610 5 жыл бұрын
Miss Pasternak changed. She's not the same women jake flipped off.
@not-so-smartaleck8987
@not-so-smartaleck8987 5 жыл бұрын
Right, there's another vid about the episode you're talking about. Pasternak wasn't a redhead in that one.
@pedro_perez1
@pedro_perez1 5 жыл бұрын
She replaced actress Missy Pile for this episode only, then she came back I believe
@rickcruz3382
@rickcruz3382 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah her name is Missy Pile. and she was 100 times better it's just as bad as when they tried to replace Charlie Sheen !
@ruwailali8542
@ruwailali8542 5 жыл бұрын
Same woman who was flipped off by Jake*
@Abc-vr7tk
@Abc-vr7tk 5 жыл бұрын
Yep but shes so hot!!
@smaranbhaktawara3905
@smaranbhaktawara3905 5 жыл бұрын
Jake accidentally getting baptized 😂 😂 😂 “ they tried to drown me” 😂
@user-dr5jv1wk4j
@user-dr5jv1wk4j 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@watcher1258
@watcher1258 2 жыл бұрын
Well Considering his family Jake really needed it 🤑
@nadiaalvarez2023
@nadiaalvarez2023 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Conchata Ferrell 😔❤️
@kacarotmr9012
@kacarotmr9012 4 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!!!! I EVEN DONT KNOW THAT AT ALL.. CAN BELIVE THAT....SHE LOOKED SO STRONG AND SHARP, WHAT A GOOD ACTRESS!!!THANKS SO MUCH JOY BRINGING TO US.MAY REST IN PEACE.
@jrewing6836
@jrewing6836 4 жыл бұрын
Well now I'm truly depressed, this year truly sucked. RIP, Bertha.
@MagicMahomes28
@MagicMahomes28 4 жыл бұрын
@@jrewing6836 Berta
@cmarq817
@cmarq817 3 жыл бұрын
So sorry when I saw the news... 😫
@yalc-04
@yalc-04 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P 🙏🙏
@Johaylon
@Johaylon 10 жыл бұрын
Miss Pasternak:Eternal damnation is no laughing matter. Alan:I know, I've been married twice. I choked to death laughing.
@scorchwildfire5992
@scorchwildfire5992 10 жыл бұрын
God yes, I laughed my ass off at that remark XD
@thomastogetog1328
@thomastogetog1328 9 жыл бұрын
me too
@IdeaBox-dk5vj
@IdeaBox-dk5vj 7 жыл бұрын
One of the VERY few jokes from a sitcom that deserves a laugh track!
@andrewg3768
@andrewg3768 6 жыл бұрын
+Scorch Wildfire be careful using God's name in vain ha ha!
@ThePitbull994
@ThePitbull994 6 жыл бұрын
Johaylon Man i watched this show like 10 times and i totally forgot about this scene, so when i heard Alan’s joke i almost died laughing
@TomDeVito
@TomDeVito 9 жыл бұрын
"I just don't want to miss it when you burst into flames" Hahahahaha
@tsiuleuta9057
@tsiuleuta9057 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@natalieschannel7675
@natalieschannel7675 4 жыл бұрын
“Do you want your son to go to Hell, Alan?” “That depends..Do they have a college prep program?”
@theradmadlad7681
@theradmadlad7681 3 жыл бұрын
Eternal damnation is no laughing matter 😡
@ambercrosland5602
@ambercrosland5602 3 жыл бұрын
@@theradmadlad7681 i know I have been married 2 times😂😆
@andrewutd8690
@andrewutd8690 2 жыл бұрын
Alan's humor was at times underated
@neilgerace355
@neilgerace355 8 ай бұрын
They have a myriad of law schools.
@neilgerace355
@neilgerace355 8 ай бұрын
​@@andrewutd8690Jon Cryer is one of the most underrated actors I've ever seen. I understand he was paid handsomely for being in this show, so it all works out.
@Matthew-xo5uv
@Matthew-xo5uv 5 жыл бұрын
Jake: "People were lining up, I thought there was food" Alan: "Even after they took your clothes and gave you a white robe?" Jake: "I figured maybe we were getting ribs" *Hysterically laughing*
@cherylwarren7808
@cherylwarren7808 3 жыл бұрын
Comic shows
@Barrett-tq7pq
@Barrett-tq7pq 2 жыл бұрын
Berta saying she didn't wanna miss Charlie bursting into flames because he's in church was one of the best lines of this show
@brucegilbert7243
@brucegilbert7243 Жыл бұрын
Bertha should have been keeping an eye on Alan for the same thing. A distinction without a difference.
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Жыл бұрын
Romance girl
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Жыл бұрын
romance girl
@shannonprice5187
@shannonprice5187 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ApaiLuka-t3b
@ApaiLuka-t3b Жыл бұрын
😊
@AngelMDiazRivera
@AngelMDiazRivera 7 жыл бұрын
Bertha should have her own show.
@ApartmentKing66
@ApartmentKing66 6 жыл бұрын
Her character's name is Ber--ta. No "h."
@Aynot4
@Aynot4 6 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@kingmike3337
@kingmike3337 6 жыл бұрын
Fr
@Celticfc60523
@Celticfc60523 5 жыл бұрын
Mystic pizza
@BramsCommando
@BramsCommando 5 жыл бұрын
Always anger with Bertha
@haroldbrown6630
@haroldbrown6630 2 жыл бұрын
The timing of her “Uh-oh” is so perfect.
@McFN2
@McFN2 3 жыл бұрын
0:06 Charlie: "How'd everybody sleep?" Jake: "Fine." Berta: "Fine." Alan: "Lousy."
@michaelpeets7261
@michaelpeets7261 3 жыл бұрын
Lousy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ricstormwolf
@ricstormwolf 4 жыл бұрын
It's the devil that's making him stupid. I died. The writers were amazing 🤣🤣🤣
@ambercrosland6472
@ambercrosland6472 4 жыл бұрын
"I just don't miss it when you burst into flames "😂😂 Me when my brother comes to church with me 😂😏
@siinaa_
@siinaa_ 6 жыл бұрын
Berta’s “oh oh” cracks me up everytime😂
@bigcatdaddy76016
@bigcatdaddy76016 4 жыл бұрын
"It's the devil making him stupid".....I almost died!!!
@DarkPaladin24
@DarkPaladin24 7 жыл бұрын
The devil was making Jake stupid? I guess Miss Pasternak has met Evelyn.
@borahcn
@borahcn 4 жыл бұрын
DarkPaladin24 Yeah right. I hate these people. Devil is not a being, who sits on your shoulder, making you doing things, that you normally never do. He cannot reach you, unless you let him. Saying “The devil made me do it” is just not accepting the responsibility of what you’ve done.
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 3 жыл бұрын
@@borahcn He cannot reach you at all because "he" doesn't exist
@borahcn
@borahcn 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheTruthKiwi mate just because you don’t believe devil exist doesn’t mean we have to, do you believe God exist? (Not believe in God, I mean believing God exist.)
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 3 жыл бұрын
@@borahcn nope. Nothing supernatural has ever been shown or proven to exist whatsoever. Out of the nearly 8 billion people on this planet and the millions that have gone before NOT ONE PERSON knows exactly what existed or occurred prior to the Big Bang or the Planck Epoch to be more specific. If anyone claims that they do know then they are deluded or are being dishonest, probably both. It is most likely that the natural universe originated naturally.
@borahcn
@borahcn 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheTruthKiwi I guess you lack questioning, do you believe in big bang? IF you do, what do you think caused it?
@amac23557
@amac23557 4 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pasternak: "Eternal damnation is no laughing matter." Alan: "I know, I've been married twice."😂🤣
@BryanKalloo
@BryanKalloo 3 жыл бұрын
It took me years to realize that the jumping freeze frame is a call back to when he also did it the first time he dated her lol
@Alice15210
@Alice15210 2 жыл бұрын
That iconic jump when he runs away from ms Pasternak 😂😂😂
@jonsnow416
@jonsnow416 5 жыл бұрын
I just love it when she says "Chop chop. Washy washy"😅😅😅
@ChernorizecHrabyr
@ChernorizecHrabyr 6 жыл бұрын
- Do you have to wear a jock-strap in Hel? - Yes, but not your own. :D :D :D Kills me every time.
@jashuacolbert6849
@jashuacolbert6849 7 жыл бұрын
From teacher to stripper to preacher wow a hell of a transformation 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂 see what I did there
@arcticangel1628
@arcticangel1628 5 жыл бұрын
Well, no wonder she's called Ms. Pasternak. "Pastor" is in her name; just with an "e" instead of an "o."
@not-so-smartaleck8987
@not-so-smartaleck8987 5 жыл бұрын
+ArcticAngel1 Real clever.
@fisherking7798
@fisherking7798 4 жыл бұрын
She went from poledancer to teacher
@efirizaki5656
@efirizaki5656 4 жыл бұрын
I see it more like an improvement
@mr.l8723
@mr.l8723 4 жыл бұрын
The fact she was a religious nutjob is why Charlie broke it off with her the first time
@leoarg92heavy
@leoarg92heavy 9 жыл бұрын
Sad part is, that there's real people just like that woman
@Theri4444
@Theri4444 6 жыл бұрын
so true on that, and their are various versions of them. You got people like her who are fanatics in religion but then you also have people like that but are fanatics on something else
@bmoose566
@bmoose566 6 жыл бұрын
InsaniA real sad part is that people don't have an open mind to what others belive.. Can always agree to disagree
@marsthemedic3682
@marsthemedic3682 6 жыл бұрын
I once picked up a girl on a Saturday night and we went back to my place... I spent a good twenty-five minutes going down on her before she said “She was saving herself for marriage”.... OK?... So what did I just do then?... Next morning she woke up and acted JUST LIKE THIS NUTJOB... 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
@newwest360
@newwest360 6 жыл бұрын
Mars anal
@eskay6666
@eskay6666 6 жыл бұрын
InsaniA where did you get your profile picture i must know
@pyrosious6349
@pyrosious6349 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "not your own jockstrap" I nearly died 😂
@r-w-r
@r-w-r 2 жыл бұрын
But then realized, if you did die you might wind up wearing someone else's jockstrap.
@gilbertwashington8685
@gilbertwashington8685 2 жыл бұрын
Why are you looking at me like that? I don't want to miss it when you burst into flames 🔥 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@iamchrollo425
@iamchrollo425 6 жыл бұрын
Allan killed it in this scene 😂
@tessajones9393
@tessajones9393 Жыл бұрын
Its such a shame we'll never have another show like this.
@MAte925
@MAte925 Жыл бұрын
Woke era rules put paid to comedy!
@Traveling-D-World
@Traveling-D-World 11 ай бұрын
@@MAte925 More like the “think about the Children “ hypocrites who will not ever let shows like this happen without being a bunch of pu.ssies
@Darko.Damjanovic
@Darko.Damjanovic 10 ай бұрын
​@@Traveling-D-WorldExactly.Excellent show, nowadays this would be "cancelled" by all those woke snowflakes.
@McFrozenNuggets
@McFrozenNuggets 8 жыл бұрын
Charlie: "How'd everybody sleep?" Jake: "Fine." Berta: "Fine" Alan: "Lousy." Cracks me up every time!!
@adrv5721
@adrv5721 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao me too 😂😂😂 You forgot the morning (sadly), morning! morning! Part lol.
@zbr76
@zbr76 8 жыл бұрын
Roll over Rose, "crazy" just got a new personification.
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 6 жыл бұрын
Zach Brookes unless you saw the final episode.
@sundusriaz4541
@sundusriaz4541 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@franzchong5889
@franzchong5889 10 ай бұрын
@@sundusriaz4541 Rose kind of still exists as Crazy.better known as only fans and married at first sight australia 2022 contestant Olivia.
@not-so-smartaleck8987
@not-so-smartaleck8987 5 жыл бұрын
0:40 Berta: "Uh-oh" Says it all right there...
@UditNagarudngr
@UditNagarudngr 4 жыл бұрын
Cracks me up everytime 😂
@josephparis9736
@josephparis9736 Жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes ever lol 😆 I mean just the look on Berta's face waiting for Charlie to go up in flames was priceless lol 😆. Miss Pasternak lol 😆...JP
@prajulchauhan
@prajulchauhan 5 жыл бұрын
They killed the show when they fired Charlie Sheen
@glenthecarguy
@glenthecarguy 4 жыл бұрын
I think it was more of a suicide...
@EldeLDorELLEN
@EldeLDorELLEN 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t expect them to let him continue
@pf5658
@pf5658 4 жыл бұрын
@prajul chauhan - Unfortunately he fired himself by his own stupidity. Don’t get me wrong. I love when he was on the show too.
@aquilad.perera9683
@aquilad.perera9683 4 жыл бұрын
No shit
@rippingtons60
@rippingtons60 4 жыл бұрын
That was REAL "eternal damnation"
@marcuswambura759
@marcuswambura759 4 жыл бұрын
"what are you looking at me for?" "I just don't wanna miss it when you burst into flames" I died
@rippingtons60
@rippingtons60 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Berta
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 2 жыл бұрын
Berta = *#SAVAGE*
@donnahaynes138
@donnahaynes138 7 жыл бұрын
"Good morning, sinners" "Uh oh" XD XD
@readmycomment4696
@readmycomment4696 Жыл бұрын
Watching on KZbin and reading comments appreciating clever writing and actors is amazing
@ChrisManley1994
@ChrisManley1994 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s the DEVIL that’s making him stupid!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hectorapp7073
@hectorapp7073 4 жыл бұрын
RIP ...Bertha .... you got me lots of laughs ... my best !
@Haroldp72
@Haroldp72 2 жыл бұрын
Conchata Galen Ferrell (March 28, 1943 - October 12, 2020) was an American actress. Although she was a regular cast member of five TV sitcoms, she was best known for playing Berta the housekeeper for all 12 seasons of Two and a Half Men.
@brucegilbert7243
@brucegilbert7243 Жыл бұрын
The first few episodes, Berta wasn't Charlie's house keeper and Alan said he would do the cooking and cleaning.
@beyondthescene729
@beyondthescene729 6 ай бұрын
Charlie: "Why you looking at me like that?" Berta: "I just don't to miss it when you burst into flames." 😂😂😂😂
@lynannk9351
@lynannk9351 4 жыл бұрын
0:19 Charlie - '' Why do you always believe the worst of me ?'' Alan - '' Because you're a horrible evil person I thought we established that'' 😂 😂😂
@brucegilbert7243
@brucegilbert7243 Жыл бұрын
Charlie isn't evil. He's just a self-centered narsicist.
@1231231232972
@1231231232972 Жыл бұрын
@@brucegilbert7243 who scarred his brother for life
@redips
@redips Жыл бұрын
Because they know you Charlie. A woman is in the house, she needs to be mounted!! lol 😂
@illilill3817
@illilill3817 8 жыл бұрын
"Uh-oh" 😂😂
@RyanSmith-wo2pi
@RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 жыл бұрын
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@RyanSmith-wo2pi
@RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 жыл бұрын
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@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 5 жыл бұрын
(4:04) Charlie : Why is your hair all wet? Jake. : They tried to drown me!! Alan. : No, they didn't. He managed to get himself baptised. Charlie : How did that happen? Jake. : People were lining up , I though there was food!! Alan. : Even after they took you clothes and gave you a white robe? Jake : I figured we're getting ribs. Charlie : So, Where's Berta. Alan : She took a shine to the organ player and stayed for the senior potluck lunch. Jake. : So there was food. I know I wasn't crazy.
@robertgreer5724
@robertgreer5724 5 жыл бұрын
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@DCDi34
@DCDi34 5 жыл бұрын
"Eternal damnation is no laughing matter. I know, i've been married twice!" LoL how true!!
@geerux
@geerux 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still married😥
@timhanson2080
@timhanson2080 3 жыл бұрын
One marriage was enough for me. I will never recover from that woman judge in my divorce.
@eastsidececemuasmr9977
@eastsidececemuasmr9977 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Berta just had church clothes to change into lol
@timhanson2080
@timhanson2080 3 жыл бұрын
Some people just don't know how to laugh and enjoy a great show 🤣
@EagleOneM1953
@EagleOneM1953 5 жыл бұрын
Alan: "I know....I've been married twice". I snorted my Ginger Ale. Because I'm in my second marriage too and another one from Hell...
@cityhawk
@cityhawk 4 жыл бұрын
EagleOneM Believe me, you don’t need to be married to witness the hell brought on from another woman.
@seadog2396
@seadog2396 4 жыл бұрын
@Safety First SAME. When walking down the street with my brother, and seeing a young couple, the babe of which was Eminently F'able, I said, quietly, "Whoa, look at that." My brother said, "Think of the cost." NEVER forgot that line.
@vail8150
@vail8150 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best Jon Cryer episodes
@susanbaker-elliott8750
@susanbaker-elliott8750 5 жыл бұрын
I love this show and it will never be the sme without charlie sheen he was himself and i adore that he who he is he wasnt hiding anything on these shows in my opinion thanks it made me laugh and cried at the same time love the show great actors and actresses
@footballfan7771
@footballfan7771 2 жыл бұрын
I always laugh at the fact that Berta was able to change into church clothes and hat in the hour they were washwashying! She looked good all cleaned up!
@Brooksey95
@Brooksey95 2 жыл бұрын
She’s just that good
@neilgerace355
@neilgerace355 8 ай бұрын
Who did she swipe that hat from?
@Marcus30052
@Marcus30052 5 жыл бұрын
Shows like this and Martin and friends and fresh prince and My Wife and Kids really had strong supporting actors and actresses that helped to make every episode great!!!!
@theman6705
@theman6705 2 жыл бұрын
Ilove how you named all my favorite sitcoms, except George Lopez! They’re all classics I agree.
@FactFusionU
@FactFusionU 4 жыл бұрын
When you realize that Jake became same like miss paternack in real life when he grew up.
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 3 жыл бұрын
The irony. As much as I hate to say it though it's probably good for him to stop him going off the rails like most Hollywood child actors. The lesser of two evils
@FactFusionU
@FactFusionU 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheTruthKiwi I agree with you buddy. Lesser of the two evils for sure. Infact i would go as far as saying that if he truly found sprituality and a purpose which helps him serve the people in need, it might not even be evil. We are no ones to judge.
@anjanadilshan7057
@anjanadilshan7057 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand what happened to him?
@theradmadlad7681
@theradmadlad7681 3 жыл бұрын
@@anjanadilshan7057 Jake's actor Angus T. Jones became a very devout Christian and went around slandering Two and a Half Men and begging fans to stop watching it, calling it the enemy. All this while he was still on the show.
@anjanadilshan7057
@anjanadilshan7057 3 жыл бұрын
@@theradmadlad7681 What ? why would he ask others to stop watching COMEDY PROGRAM? and why call a show ENEMY ?
@newsun2546
@newsun2546 5 жыл бұрын
Give her a break. She is a good actor. She pales only when we compare her to the original Ms Pasternak. On her own, she is fantastic.
@shannonpricerowe6527
@shannonpricerowe6527 6 жыл бұрын
This is 1 of my favorite episodes 🤣🤣🤣
@romas1995
@romas1995 11 жыл бұрын
Alicia Witt is awesome, i want to see her in more movies.
@redips
@redips 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie: "you do always believe the worst in me?" Because they know you Charlie, lol
@laclaircountry09
@laclaircountry09 9 жыл бұрын
What a sad replacement for Ms. Pasternak, Missi Pyle was a much better version, the original Ms. Pasternak!
@dontusehername
@dontusehername 9 жыл бұрын
true, she seemed more like a teacher. but this one's wayyyy hotter!!
@RhyperiorRanger
@RhyperiorRanger 7 жыл бұрын
So much better that she was brought back for Charlie’s death
@ricardorickiiluna1669
@ricardorickiiluna1669 6 жыл бұрын
laclaircountry09 i Agree 💯
@tenzingobom4748
@tenzingobom4748 6 жыл бұрын
True bro
@georgemacpherson1992
@georgemacpherson1992 5 жыл бұрын
I prefer this actress to Missi Pyle
@damdamdamdumdidum
@damdamdamdumdidum 8 жыл бұрын
00:19 - "Because you're a horrible evil person..." - Yeah, a horrible evil person who let his brother with his son live in his house for free...
@SpeLiii1
@SpeLiii1 8 жыл бұрын
oh my good this is a comedy show...i see that you don't have any humor at all...so stupid comment and i guess you're stupid!!!!oh my god....where does this world goes on...?
@damdamdamdumdidum
@damdamdamdumdidum 8 жыл бұрын
Comedy doesn't have to be stupid. I'm sorry, if you don't know any intelligent comedy.
@IdeaBox-dk5vj
@IdeaBox-dk5vj 7 жыл бұрын
...and bullied his brother for who knows how many seasons.
@anonym58063
@anonym58063 6 жыл бұрын
...because he slept with Alan's lawyer, dumper her and she took revenge on Alan who was left with nothing.
@oduco5348
@oduco5348 6 жыл бұрын
i think that was a context towards woman charlie is a horible eveil person towards womans
@Joshua-Samarita
@Joshua-Samarita Жыл бұрын
I don’t know if I could say “your horrible evil person” to a person who allows me to live in his house rent free. Regardless if it’s a joke or not. I know, it’s only a tv show, but i’m just saying.
@florinivan6907
@florinivan6907 Жыл бұрын
Alan seems like the kind of guy who thinks very highly of himself and views any problem he has as evidence of how society is unfair to 'good people' like him.
@ryanclark7962
@ryanclark7962 Жыл бұрын
I mean they are brothers. They boast and roast each other all the time.
@epbrown01
@epbrown01 5 ай бұрын
Alan is too broke to afford his own place because Charlie slept with then dumped his divorce attorney, who deliberately tanked Alan’s case as revenge.
@3lttlbrds
@3lttlbrds 5 жыл бұрын
Can't believe she got all of them to dress up so nice and attend church
@PeterJustGames
@PeterJustGames 8 жыл бұрын
lol I love how Charlie bails out of the church
@RumchevStefan
@RumchevStefan 11 жыл бұрын
Charlie Sheen in church, hahaha thats some funny shit
@paullittle4622
@paullittle4622 6 жыл бұрын
Absolute classic comedy
@Killuminatyi
@Killuminatyi 13 жыл бұрын
Why are you looking at me like that? I just don't wanna miss it when you burst into flames LMAO omg berta is hilarious:D
@1989NickyD
@1989NickyD 9 жыл бұрын
Best scene in this episode was when Miss Pasternak gave Alan a private dance. His "Oh, doggies" quote in that scene is hilarious :D
@yolandacrispin2228
@yolandacrispin2228 6 жыл бұрын
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@RaymondLopezaleman
@RaymondLopezaleman 6 жыл бұрын
haha kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4SoqmRshpeehNE
@NeuralNetProcessor
@NeuralNetProcessor 5 жыл бұрын
@@yolandacrispin2228 WHAT?
@not-so-smartaleck8987
@not-so-smartaleck8987 5 жыл бұрын
+NeuralNetProcessor I think she was speaking in tongues...
@Rammy_Latin
@Rammy_Latin 4 жыл бұрын
@@yolandacrispin2228 Ayyy, You're in YGS!
@mariesaah5246
@mariesaah5246 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 can’t stop watching this
@virgo714
@virgo714 5 жыл бұрын
“ Good Morning Sinners “.... face palm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amarmani155
@amarmani155 7 жыл бұрын
do you want him to go to hell?? depends.do they have collage programme?
@mdd1963
@mdd1963 6 жыл бұрын
Perhaps folks who can spell neither 'college' nor 'program' should refrain from making jokes on these matters? :)
@peter9111
@peter9111 5 жыл бұрын
mdd1963 the 41 that liked his comment are all sinners
@tutekohe1361
@tutekohe1361 5 жыл бұрын
‘Programme’ is spelled correctly - in English - but otherwise you are correct, ‘Collage’ is not the word he was looking for. Remember, the only English speakers in the world that use the dumbed-down Merriam-Webster’s spelling of English are US citizens. All other English speakers in the world use Oxford Dictionary spelling.
@Xhoven
@Xhoven 4 жыл бұрын
@@tutekohe1361 Lol, why is American English dumbed down? We spell color, you spell colour. We keep a single L when adding -ed or -ing to a verb, you add a second L. We say tuh-MAY-toh, you say tuh-MAH-toh. It's just different.
@theashologist
@theashologist 4 жыл бұрын
@@mdd1963 that is how you originally spell Program in UK English? Maybe you need to open a traditional English book to understand where our American English words originate
@tsoul1333
@tsoul1333 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many times Charlie has said that. "Boy can I pick em" maybe somone should make a video compilation.
@danielmallory4687
@danielmallory4687 3 жыл бұрын
I don't believe in the show
@tsoul1333
@tsoul1333 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielmallory4687 and why would you reply that to my comment?
@watcher1258
@watcher1258 2 жыл бұрын
If they don't believe in the show why are they commenting on it ??
@brucegilbert7243
@brucegilbert7243 Жыл бұрын
Charlie seems to pick 'em all!
@fisherking7798
@fisherking7798 3 жыл бұрын
Incredible how different miss Pasternak looks from breakfast to church
@joshuaramirez5399
@joshuaramirez5399 Жыл бұрын
I love how Berta had a whole church outfit and still joined them
@jaminesonymorgan8428
@jaminesonymorgan8428 Жыл бұрын
two and a half man is so so funny no matter witch episodes you watch
@InsignificantSpeckOfDust
@InsignificantSpeckOfDust 6 ай бұрын
"He speaks through me"...I'm dead🤣
@androsram641
@androsram641 4 жыл бұрын
Miss Pasternak: Eternal damnation is no laughing matter. Alan: I know. I ve been married twice. Charlie s reaction is hilarious. As if he was saying *¿Really, Alan?¿Really?* He is the one who doesnt want get married.
@sirjose37
@sirjose37 2 жыл бұрын
3:44 best of Charlie moments: Charlie´s high jump XD
@pauljamison3340
@pauljamison3340 3 жыл бұрын
Alan..the real star of the show!!
@alwaystrivingbronze36
@alwaystrivingbronze36 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂I'm rolling eternal damnation is no laughing matter" I know I been married twice" funniest marriage joke ever
@a.m105
@a.m105 4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Berta 😢
@amolbhasre6035
@amolbhasre6035 4 жыл бұрын
Ya.... she is star of this show...😭
@rotildin76
@rotildin76 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 2:36 Bertha singing... Good lord!!
@mitchellarmstrong3759
@mitchellarmstrong3759 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they caved in and went to church with Miss Pasternak. 🤣
@brucegilbert7243
@brucegilbert7243 Жыл бұрын
The Harper's don't seem to put up much of a fight about anything.
@ix-Xafra
@ix-Xafra 3 жыл бұрын
'He speaks through me' delivered so nonchalantly...
@kevins5099
@kevins5099 10 жыл бұрын
Miss Pasternak: Oh what a glorious day to bask in the forgiveness of our Lord. Berta: (0:39) ''Uh-oh'' moment
@Rushab009
@Rushab009 5 жыл бұрын
Jake: Do you get to wear a jogstrap in Hell Charlie: Yeah but not your own 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stivi739
@stivi739 6 жыл бұрын
Burst into flames ...gold
@eriklehman5782
@eriklehman5782 6 жыл бұрын
Jake: Oh really? What's YOUR definition of "Blood-soaked Vengeance"? Me watching: A pissed off woman on a heavy flow period.
@maddafudge4830
@maddafudge4830 10 жыл бұрын
Smart man Charlie. Run, run for your life.
@CryptoLoyaltyRewards
@CryptoLoyaltyRewards 8 ай бұрын
I just don't want to miss it when you burst into flames 😂😂😂😂
@rafinha15d
@rafinha15d 5 жыл бұрын
-God speaks through me. - Who am I talking now? 😂😂😂😂
@scottlochans4180
@scottlochans4180 Жыл бұрын
R.i.p. Conchata Berta, owned every scene she was in.
@patricksaxon3983
@patricksaxon3983 4 жыл бұрын
Both Miss Pasternak and Berta could had their own comedy show.
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