Two And A Half Men - Berta's Bitches

[@stef123992]

She is like a nuke. You dont fire it until you really have to, but when you do, its all over in a second xD

[@অজানাপাখি-ষ৬গ]

Stefan Kurcubic yeah exactly remember about that witch girl isabella and Evelyn entry end the isabella prob in a sec

[@miharudl9849]

Good one

[@Maxxplayne]

& when you do fire, you take damage too

[@KikoSavesTheDay]

Stefan Kurcubic: Absolutely!

[@muP8085]

*"The Evlyn"* is also a nice name for a nuke bomb..

[@jwcorcoran9838]

Evelyn was brilliant; wouldn't have been the same show without her

[@LifeInPink999]

She is a boss!

[@jwcorcoran9838]

Charlie's a given; but all the minor characters were so important as well

[@BloodofPatriots]

Holland Taylor played the same character type on Bosom Buddies.

[@MegaAziz420]

Gotta love evelyn ❤️

[@jrviade85]

If she had never been in the show you wouldn't have been able to tell because how can you miss a character that doesn't exist? Errrrrr

[@SupermarketSweep777]

Sometimes you gotta bring out the big guns.

[@kingjenkins2187]

agree

[@noelanderson969]

Ditto!!

[@nedkelly8958]

The ammunition is their souls.

[@paulcorda]

So sad, 2 grown men who cant control their women and allow them to take control of the house, and then need their mommy to come rescue them, whatever, please!!!

[@chadsaturday3300]

paulcorda No disrespect when I ask this but what would you do?

[@MrCCollins1993]

I love how Berta knew exactly what Evelyn was up to 😂

[@eddieguererro46]

Berta saw it coming Evelyn DESTROYED them lol

[@ellnats]

plz what hasen't she destroyed

[@davidhenrylake2047]

Do you think Berta gave a fuck? She just wanted a free mealm

[@bryceaylwar.d2698]

Bryce

[@bryceaylwar.d2698]

Bryce

[@meadster308]

Oh come on. Let them make my breakfast.

[@Andragorans]

Secret Weapon: "Mom"

[@CountryMetal01]

No one pick on her boys, except her!!!

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

Actually "Mommy" 😝😝

[@alialjabr7251]

Glad to make 800 likes : )

[@jonalarcon8564]

Andragorans exactly!!!!!!!!

[@jonalarcon8564]

CountryMetal01 exactly

[@kingofthering3343]

As much as the show played Evelyn out to be evil and twisted and a horrible mother, she was always there when Charlie and Alan needed her. She was a great character!

[@MegaAziz420]

i agree. I always loved evelyn ❤️

[@nickegofficial]

Lmfao, but in reality, no she wasnt lol

[@chingchingchingching2064]

no she wasn't😂😂😂

[@alexharvey6522]

She was, but there were always major strings attached

[@TheDebu666]

The Devil is always there but there's always a price.....a large price

[@AnCapone1899]

"i believe the balance of power is restored" kinda sounds like a star wars line

[@2ELI0]

Ramiro Sánchez Ikr, bring balance to the force. 😎

[@randomwicked9806]

Not really.

[@adambutts2608]

Yoda vs Evelyn a battle for the ages. Evelyn would have been an interesting spin off.

[@1montrealfan]

Adam Butts now I would love to see that or a Berta spin off

[@arnabasu]

Ramiro Sánchez Evelyn was undoubtedly an OG. Total savagery 😂😂👌👌😁😁

[@Boaz833]

RIP Conchata Ferrell. You really breathed life into this show in a way no one else could.

[@gaylenewood7707]

Well think about it her and orson are chasing each other around up there😉.

[@chrispeplinski7306]

Berta made the show priceless

[@chevchelios2136]

OMG, didn't know she passed away. RIP indeed

[@shadowbanned5164]

During the first 8 seasons the whole crew made this show television gold

[@luiszelaya8698]

@@chevchelios2136 meee toooo

[@NiVi192]

_It ain't me, start cooking!^^_ Doesn't get any better than Berta! 😂

[@MegaAzevedo123]

Evelyn and Berta were underrated! Great characters played by brilliant actresses!!

[@MAGNUMMASTER7]

And not to forget Rose

[@brocklesnar2546]

Who told u that they are underrated

[@BashisWrestling]

I'm shocked to realize that their mom was on spy kids

[@sliferxxxx]

And the psychiatrist played by Jane Lynch.....

[@execatty]

They were anything but underrated

[@Xylarxcode]

Berta knew what was going on. All she cares about is that now she has to make breakfast again. So close!

[@arcticangel1628]

Xylarxcode Look at that. Both Charlie’s and Alan’s former lovers together in the house with Berta and Evelyn. 👍🏻

[@tgn3120]

Berta is a bitch she never cooked

[@BRN497]

🍞🍶☕

[@BamM88]

@@tgn3120 of course she did

[@santhosh4567]

@@tgn3120 She cooked once when Enrique came to house as handyman to fix the deck.

[@FavioRiveros]

"oh come on! let them make my breakfast first" hahahahaahaha

[@kumar1400]

Evelyn didn't let the Berta to live that moment, or at least breakfast made by her bitchs🤣🤣

[@dwightdodd3734]

better get 200.00 from charlie................

[@eyadbe2024]

"Good morning ladies.... Berta" Always gets me

[@Rizu-kc3ze]

Botox

[@sam47511]

Love that line

[@ZombieN8YT]

Botox

[@6616Milan]

RIP Berta. U will be missed.

[@erica8332]

Did she die ⚰️ ❓

[@durrrrl3435]

@JOHNNY S. “Back in October”, it’s mid October still now!!🤣

[@durrrrl3435]

@JOHNNY S. Yes, thank you very much!!🙏🙏 I’ve been up all night worrying about it!! Whew, now I can finally go to sleep!! 💤💤😂🤣😉

[@dalehall2067]

You are a breath of life in this sitcom

[@HodgePodgeVids1]

RIP

[@santiagomurillo2768]

"I believe the power of balance has been restored." I love that woman....

[@arcticangel1628]

Santiago MURILLO Look at that. Both Charlie’s and Alan’s former lovers together in the house with Berta and Evelyn. 👍🏻

[@SirGaler]

*Is restored

[@luke8979]

Evelyn: Alot of women wouldn't let the former lover of their fiancee live with them Berta: It aien't me start cooking

[@arcticangel1628]

The Duke Look at that. Both Charlie’s and Alan’s former lovers together in the house with Berta and Evelyn. 👍🏻

[@luiszelaya8698]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joel2628]

Her last attempt to get breakfast made for her. A valiant attempt, I might add.

[@trevorbluesquirrel899]

Berta didn't live there though!

[@marcuslong9761]

Love how Berta knows exactly what Evelyn is, two very strong women w different skill sets. And Evelyn squished those other two girls like bugs, then just walked out of the room lol.

[@Gegagrega]

evelyn is like a sith lord.... The power of manipulation.

[@Hulkzilla0]

Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Evelyn The Manipulator?

[@fredrichardson8647]

no a jedi master

[@alexreilly6121]

@@Hulkzilla0 'Darth Clitoris the Ancient'

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

fred richardson You think she was a Jedi? Watch the episode where a coven of witches is using Charlie to impregnate one of theirs with a demon spawn, when Charlie finally says no, she threatens to curse him.... then she finds out Evelyn is his mother and she whimpers like a school girl.... that isn’t Jedi, that is Dark Sith Lord material....

[@jw550w0r9pw]

A Sith Lawd?

[@boss12]

I love when Evelyn Harper uses her powers for good.

[@kupieckorzenny5093]

Remember she's literally a witch and probably killed her 4 husbands xD

[@GrysVok]

"Ya owe me large." Lol she's the best

[@tariqtelesford9045]

Large amounts of food or money

[@rampageyt4032]

RIP Berta 😓, she always the funniest character in two and a half men. She will be missed

[@GetMotivated978]

it ain't me, start cooking.... haha berta is epic!

[@ryanhill8886]

Love Bertha. The one character from the series who deserved a spin-off....

[@Tony-112]

@@ryanhill8886 yes

[@garryjohnson9918]

Anthony Homsek my bitches!

[@Jammil2477]

Evelyn and Berta were two top quality components of this show, without them, it just wouldn’t have been as good!

[@AbirZenith]

It took the lord of the bitches to calm the rest down

[@scottfree9129]

Their mother knows just how to instigate and agitate and then remove herself from the equation before the 'fur starts flying'. Well done !

[@bh1422]

Evelyn's work here is done🤣😂🤣😂🤣...Roberta knew Evelyn like the back of her hand. She knew immediately what Evelyn was up to. "Oh, come on! Let them make my breakfast first!"

[@charlieharper3827]

Evelyn : Good morning ladies . Berta . Berta : Botox . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nataala_]

Bertha has the correct face, voice and tone for every situation. Great lady!

[@eddeguzman9970]

This is one of the best comedy show that will never get old. You can watch this over and over and yet it is still funny.

[@Holden308]

Evil Lynn. Like the wind she flies in, does her damage, and is gone. But she'll cost ya 😂😂

[@StarboyXL9]

"I believe the balance of power has been restored." Evelyn was just Palpatine reincarnated

[@abehambino]

Come on, let ‘em make my breakfast first! Berta knew EXACTLY what was happening!

[@TheCeltcs]

I love Berta she's awesome

[@rvrmdude]

Evelyn was the best chracter on the show . Any episode she was in was golden. By show I mean the show with Charlie .

[@stephensmith564]

Totally agree about the Charlie version being far better. The Walden version was kinda lame.

[@tommymoodie2157]

@@stephensmith564 but Berta was still the life of it regardless of the version.

[@Garbanzo884]

My favorite short skit of the entire series. Evelyn was priceless!

[@TeachDem]

Legendary scene

[@naturallyaspirated9391]

Good Morning ladies.....Berta.....Botox LMAO!!!

[@zachzitzow8306]

I would of said fuck-doll-barbie since she's made of plastic now

[@jonebert7716]

I love the mother she is one of the few mom characters that isnt afraid to pull punches when needed and in this case needed

[@JaegerZ3]

I thought in the end Evelyn would walk by and collect a $100 from each of them without anyone talking hahaha

[@rossg6968]

Thanos T don't be stupid, Alan ain't got $100 lol

[@stre2508]

Ross G was just about to say that lol

[@Honorbound43]

She get it from Charlie look to Alan and just go back to Charlie for another hundred

[@TheChrismsanchez1]

Evelyn knows the boys owing her is worth far more than a couple hundred bucks.

[@architius]

100 each? Brother Evelyn is rich she don't need no lunch money.

[@jamescwolf]

It's hard to pick a "funniest scene" of 2.5 men, but this one is definitely up there. Great job!

[@kumara490]

Damn. How did they come up with stuff like these.... creativity to the stars

[@gamalsankara1388]

Such a twisted family. I love it!

[@jojames6621]

berta is now dead in real life

[@anujmahipal9197]

Evelyn came and just told four five lines and left. She was a true legend

[@borgsimpson935]

Aaww, let em cook my breakfast... It ain't me, start cooking... Berta, The Boss.

[@benzykaram]

The screenplay is brilliant. True comedic genius.

[@SROD_559]

Ohh Berta you were a hilarious part of the show thank you for the laughs RIP Chonchata

[@TaoPhysiques]

You don't get this much chemistry and comedy without Charlie.

[@alexb6234]

If the show had started with Ashton, it might have worked. But the dynamic that Charlie and Jon had is just perfect. The show should have ended when Charlie left. But it's tough to leave those dollars on the table. I can respect a business decision.

[@euromusicfreak]

@@alexb6234 Not so sure, i've always thought Ashton Kutcher at best is quite a wooden actor, about as much panache as a mannequin

[@MrHari232]

"You owe me largeeee!" lmao

[@bigmetroidfan911]

I like how Berta knew where Evelyn was going.

[@EJLegionHonor]

I love when Berta said, "my bitches"

[@tomislavbrlek6940]

RIP Berta

[@scottlochans4180]

Timeless comedy, people will be laughing because of Berta, ALWAYS, partly because of the writing, but the performances by Berta and Cast will give people enjoyment for years and years. Very FUNNY.

[@rutso175]

This whole episode is amazing, especially party guest drinking Charlie’s Grape soda. 🥺

[@lamondlense]

Evelyn was probably the greatest character in this whole show

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

No the greatest is Berta

[@ChrisManley1994]

“Good morning ladies. Berta.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shaneogden3622]

I like how as much as Charlie and Alan make out that they despise their mother, when it's all said and done they really do love her.

[@BJThury]

RIP Berta 😞

[@austin65432]

RIP to Berta

[@gaylenewood7707]

I was so hoping that they'll do b j and the bear new tv show someday with her in it again😭.

[@techgeektw]

Mommy to the rescue. Felt so cute Mama's boys calling their mama for help hahah loved the scene

[@JB-fj2dk]

Rest In Peace Berta AKA Conchata Ferrell 1943-2020

[@MAGNUMMASTER7]

Evelyn and Berta are the best!

[@JRotten]

No body could stir the "pot" like Evelyn.

[@justinmartin1666]

2:09 You owe me LARGE 😂😆🤣

[@jamescwolf]

This is one of my favorites! Great writing! Great acting!

[@bentones1701]

I’ve watched every episode of every series around 4-5 times over and this is genuinely my favourite scene! Edit: it’s so funny that Berta knows exactly what Evelyn’s up to 😂

[@austinnipper6460]

The fact Evelyn walks in like she owns the place and not caring if the boys are asleep in bed with girls or just sitting around doing whatever is even better. I can definitely see her even dragging Charlie out of bed with one of his girls and she not even care.

[@jesusguerra1093]

Sometimes you need to bring out the heavy artillery, and evely is nothing but the heaviest. War is over in just mere seconds.

[@cityhawk]

Jesus Guerra Psychological warfare around its finest.

[@subjectdelta4758]

“It ain’t me, start cookin” There is No scenes where Berta isn’t amazing XD

[@richking4705]

That look on Charlie’s face at the end in priceless

[@Al-ck1fe]

The main characters in this show had perfect chemistry, even the actress who played Judith was unbelievable. Ryan Styles fit perfectly to

[@TheMoh00744]

What episode and series

[@arthurradley5372]

That's called dropping the "E" bomb.

[@roopkathasaha8584]

Evelyn and Berta are gold actual gold ❤️

[@speedy9753]

Charlie looks so happy

[@mauricioberdugo7693]

Mother knows best!

[@matthewhirsch2306]

They needed Evelyn's condescending & manipulative persona to regain power status. 😅😂

[@garethtichauer5153]

I remember this scene when this episode was released. Still just as brilliant 🤣

[@williammassey8514]

"You owe me large". Great writers and Superb cast.

[@PaviCerak]

"I belive the balance of power is restored"

[@GarethTichauer]

One of the very best Evelyn bits

[@deankidcfc]

The funny part is my mum would actually do this for me xD

[@AD28197]

Evelyn was an evil genius, first Isabella now this

[@jasonbritto4464]

May your soul rest in peace dear Berta. This show wouldn't be half great if you wouldn't be there.

[@FlyingSeaMan256]

Berta turning around slowly was terrifying.

[@js11238]

I'm watching this a day after Conchata's passing.

[@durrrrl3435]

No you didn’t. She died on the 12th, so you would have watched this on at least the 15th!

[@BamM88]

The more I age the more I love Evelyn. She was brilliant

[@RastormYT]

Evelyn so OP

[@KRS2000]

0:08, "They just have to get used to the way things are now". "Damn right". I know it's only a show, but I'm thinking "Umm, listen here sweethearts. This is Charlie's house. He could kick you two and Alan out in a second if he wanted to. You don't tell the owner of the house how he has to start living his life since you moved in". Yes I know, it's just a show. Its writing like that, that makes me think about how that happens in real life.

[@jeremyweekes2126]

Absolutely right! Just made a similar comment myself.

[@fredhoffman6658]

Evelyn's hit-and-run. 😆😂

[@Vagisaurus_Rekt]

Perfectly ballanced, as all things should be. - Evelynn :D

[@Ken93Cy]

ahh yes. Evelyn Harper, the most powerful secret weapon known to any " Harper" man!!! Its too bad nowadays, that we hardly ever see her, since she and Walden don't have any connection whatsoever!

[@arkd3um1988]

Evelyn is a goddess... Wow perfect in her role.. Just beautiful... Nearly made me cry ever time she shows up. I really love how she acts.

[@cityhawk]

arkd3um1988 Holland is one hell of a character actress. She could play bitch with such nuance and subtlety.

[@DukeFavre]

I love her!! such a great actress!! Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper)

[@agniksen5116]

Well played Evelyn. Good job 👍👍

[@thurmastat146]

When all else falls, call mom

[@bobbyng6436]

Every episode makes me happy....thanks for making my life bearable.

[@dikshayadav9924]

Evelyn was a bad mother yet everytime she managed to get her sons out of any trouble with her evilness.

[@Anonymous-il9pb]

Balance of power has been restored...😂🤣😂🤣 LMAO 😂

[@jogingeorge4885]

Guys Conchata Ferrell passed away.

[@luismolina7030]

Desperate times call for desperate measures, how things were going, the show was going to be called “two women and Berta” 😂