Two and a Half Men - What's With the Lunch Lady? [HD]

[@PowNiels]

Season 6, episode 21 (Above Exalted Cyclops)

[@ans1830]

That's what makes the plot so funny

[@jakel5892]

Rose: What did I ever do to deserve that? Charlie: You're kidding right? Rose: Yeah

[@Kingdevon215]

🤣🤣

[@tonydale1875]

U think 😂

[@emanueltawtah6561]

Charlie: you actually wanna be with him? Ross: I do. Charlie: And you believe she had no alternative motives whatsoever? Alan: I do. Charlie:fine, I now pronounce you fruit basket and nut case.. Lmao😂😆😁

[@smg196]

Ulterior motives and not alternative motives

[@anushakambampati936]

This was one of the most funniest one in two and half men.. I gave first place to 'crazy she bat'..😂

[@AdolfoRufatt]

This scene and the blind date diner are among the top best! And Rose once more she is just wonderful.

[@jayNicks10]

It's such a shame how this show ended, it kind of makes me depressed knowing Charlie's future while watching these great episodes. Although, going back to them, I kind of forgot how hilarious this show once was.

[@1crazyblondie]

I love these shows! No matter how bad my day is, Charlie always makes me laugh!

[@danyjr]

Big shame indeed. These were good times.

[@Num201]

Charlie:Help me understand ! Alan:You mean Rose ? Charlie:Nooo I mean the internal combustion engine..YES ROSE! still cant stop laughing

[@starsaber2002]

hahaha

[@kingjenkins2187]

hahaha

[@os_oz]

bad hahahahahhahaha

[@davidprice4492]

Little house

[@carultch]

I actually wanted Alan to explain the internal combustion engine to Charlie.

[@Nightmastercool97]

Rose might be evil, but she is very cute, sweet, and adorable.

[@russell2890]

She's not evil. She's crazy.

[@peytonmarceaux8788]

@@russell2890 cucumber

[@jeronimomcdisneyhero5868]

She's not really evil she's just looney but my TIAHM crush 🥰

[@ryinfernando605]

The cuter they are the more evil they are

[@jesusgadea3589]

That how she gets you

[@marlonrichardson9172]

Charlie warned Alan not to do it and he did anyway. Rose sure glued his stick which was really funny.

[@jordan10173]

"what's the deal with the lunch lady here" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ArgentinaLibertaria]

"My sphincter slammed shut so quickly you could've used it as a cigar cutter" This is hilarious and disturbing at the same time

[@tedsampson2271]

Always watched this program - thought it was great. Sorry to see it go - new version with Austin Krutcher not as good.

[@ralphgoodman4670]

Understatement of the century

[@fargeeks]

Ted Sampson he is overated

[@odessarogers3716]

Rose really knows her way around😄😄

[@H5subway5707]

Charlie: A little awkward? When I saw you sitting there my sphincter slammed shut so quickly you could've used it as a cigar cutter! XD

[@waynehansell6749]

I'm surprised this show lasted four seasons without Charlie Sheen.

[@ricardowilliams8887]

My sentiment also

[@ralphgoodman4670]

No wonder the series went to the crapper when Charlie left. HE WAS the series!

[@WirHyperboreer]

I love how happy she is in the very end.

[@Topdgun]

definitely Charlie was the man of the show he has a unique charm a unique talent to say things in a funny way that Walden doesn't have if he said same line as Charlie and our late berta was the woman !! Now it will be the same for sure dang miss you a lot berta to me you were the most important part of the show and helped keep glued two and a half men together !!! 😢😭

[@king-ib4vb]

What's the deal With the Lunch Lady here? JAJAJAJAJAJA

[@suleimanbachoo1473]

E E what happened to the old “hahaha”

[@king-ib4vb]

Suleiman Bachoo i'm latino.

[@Geniusignotus]

@@king-ib4vb nice😂

[@1989NickyD]

Chuck Lorre, bring it back (with Charlie) before it's too late!!

[@jazzyfour]

Charlie proposed a spinoff in order to come back for the finale but chuck turned it down

[@msarma7861]

longing for that for so many years now

[@TurfSurf]

Too late

[@plissken2156]

She just got out of the shower and her eye makeup isn't even messed up.

[@speshalKhouse]

Waterproof makeup 😄😅

[@mokytojas]

u must be fun in the parties

[@plissken2156]

@@mokytojas Buddy, I'm a riot.

[@jazzyfour]

BUT WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE LUNCH LADY HERE. HAAAAAAAAAA TOO FUNNY.

[@supermariobro93]

“I now pronounce you Fruit Basket and Nutcase!” XD

[@Minolla]

Alan always took Charlie’s left-overs 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@kangad4711]

Well if a man is hungry

[@Minolla]

@@kangad4711 More like starving.

[@bitlashripad8721]

I felt the same

[@LillyBelle951]

and they (kandi & melissa) were the best relationships he had

[@Jimson229]

Oh no here he comes and oh good he’s leaving 😂

[@PeterJustGames]

Alan's body is so funny

[@unknownboy6824]

Dats y Charlie called him da lunch lady🤧🤣

[@Ak-ud4dt]

I love the way Alan says hello

[@tsoul1333]

when he talked about his sphincter, I nearly choked on my cereal.

[@avinashmahadeo]

"You thought Chelsea might be?" Go on....😂

[@evolutiontail5697]

Back when i was watching the show i couldn't have image alan and rose having a fling. Now i should've seen that coming a mile away.

[@how.222]

Thnx for writing episode nd season number

[@mizzyroro]

You gotta love Rose, she's so cute. ❤

[@justinmyslive4108]

when Charlie said internal combustion engine it reminded me of that movie he was in "Beyond the Law". that scene with Rip Torn right before they build the bike when Rip Torn says to him "do you know anything at all about the internal combustion engine???"

[@chips5358]

I mean the internal Combustion engine. Lol

[@Nightmastercool97]

Rose is so cute, and adorable. I would date her in a heartbeat even though if she might be a demon.

[@cosmokramer179]

Careful what you wish for

[@Chinguenguenza]

Most men have the common sense to run away from a mad dog, few can walk away from a mad woman.

[@nickmartin8495]

The end 😂. Just Genius writing

[@kingofrivia1248]

You know Ashton cutcher is not a bad actor; he actually is a pretty good actor but he is no Charlie sheen

[@michaelscott3411]

This turns into Seinfeld at 2:13

[@mayenglish4572]

Love Rose, such a funny pycho!

[@Nightmastercool97]

Rose is such a sweatheart

[@luizrbf01]

yeah, when she is not glueing your testicles to your thighs or a toy for that matter.

[@BosoxPatsfan603]

Rose is psychotic and I don't care how cute she is I would never have someone like that around. She would have been dealt with!

[@martinwepener2165]

Alan definately takes the best part as per usual

[@cazia9]

Does Jon Cryer have a surgical scar on his stomach? Or is it shadows from the lighting?

[@MoniqueDelossaints]

cazia9 appendicitis

[@kevincollins8434]

I noticed that also

[@primalself9232]

It sure looks like a scar, but an appendectomy scar would be below the belly button, not above it.

[@LisaSmith-tb8bb]

cazia9 it’s a belly dimples

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

The "What‘s the deal with lunch lady here" in czech dubbing was translated as "Ale jak do toho zapadá tohle stvoření?" Or "But what has this creature to do with it?" referring to those Cyclops and dragons. I find it funnier.

[@makkie211175]

I never got why Rose is so mad at Alan. He only ask some space to go out with his son right? Alan is not the type that is cheating like his brother and Rose knows this like no other.

[@patrickdron]

she's clingy and coo-coo that's why

[@limitlesssky3050]

Because Rose is demented

[@R.Oates7902]

​@@limitlesssky3050 She's not in her right mind for sure

[@AnilChTechChannel]

Lunch Lady 😂😂

[@TheStuport]

I can NEVER look at a cigar cutter the same way EVER again. Cheers Everyone

[@thebandit0256]

Charlie- What with the The Lunch lady Cinema Sins 2 expansion- Roll the Credits

[@eaubert1]

"But what's the deal with the lunch lady here?"

[@Bella1neverknows670]

Love this show

[@Goggarin1991]

i now pronounce you fruit basket and nutcase xD haha, good one :D

[@jayNicks10]

Still, why the hell was this episode called "Above Exalted Cyclops"?

[@jayNicks10]

***** oh definitely. "Above exalted Cyclops" was just stupid.

[@sweiland75]

If you had bothered to pay attention, you would know where the quote is from.

[@jayNicks10]

I did pay attention. Rose says the quote in this video. Still stupid. The title really should have been "I now pronounce you Fruit Basket and Nut Case."

[@BlacKnightRising]

I'd vote for 'Truck Stop Hooker' then....

[@volgax3646]

Jay Nicks I agree since that's only one obscure line and has nothing to do with the story. Slammin Sphincters would've been better

[@jayNicks10]

The title of the episode is said at 2:08 and it is such a STUPID title choice. The title of the episode really should have been this 3:28

[@jdog5172]

This is why Charlie is the big brother

[@newwest360]

we all wish for a ROSE

[@Bryaniskey]

Oh no here he comes, Oh good he's leaving 👍🏽😂🤣🤣

[@varsitylake6426]

Angry Charlie is the funniest Charlie

[@devpathak9698]

Have you met drunk Charlie?

[@bigsngigs2008]

No,I mean the internal combustion engjne....LOL👌😁

[@aidanmahoney]

rose was my fav character

[@jackgibsxxx0750]

"you're kidding right?" "Yeah"🤣🤣🤣 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@goggy6850]

They are a cute couple

[@darthshenron5180]

I now pronounce u fruit basket and a nutshell 😂

[@malaymilanchoudhury899]

Guess what! It's easier to explain Internal Combustion engine. :-D

[@carultch]

I'll do it in four words: Suck, squeeze, burn, blow

[@supersmash6058]

Better call Scotty Kilmer

[@adamkuc9440]

sheen was priceless on this show. no wonder he made shitload of money

[@erikhopkins9488]

Did he say Cigar cutter?!! #ROTF!!

[@Chinguenguenza]

Would it kill Alan to do a couple of push up once in a while?

[@benbergin538]

What's on Alan's stomach 🤔

[@SD-ef4qp]

Its just one half men without charlie

[@sugarnads]

The cigar cutter metaphor....ewww and ouch

[@fananxele8293]

Did he call Alen a lunch lady 😂😂😂

[@abj1203]

Fine. I now pronounce you fruit basket and nut case... 😆

[@franzchong9315]

Lol that's basically TAHM abbreviation for MAFS Australia 2022 Olivia and Jackson if one thinks about it.Rose was the decent lady Olive Oil wants to be like but can't.

[@jeronimomcdisneyhero5868]

This will sound mean but I hoped Rose would crash Charlie and Chelsie's wedding nothing against Chelsie but I just love Rose enough to route for her plans

[@billjackson1317]

No the combustion engine .😎

[@dakodabaxter9186]

Charlie: I pronouced u fruitcake and nutcase

[@Karyabs]

Both Rose and Charlie are actually psychopaths. I wonder who's more.

[@georgebrice8329]

Got say Rose but then again Charlie is the least psychotic

[@balajinathan6713]

SO both rose and melissa slept with the harper brothers

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

And that old lady Norma

[@easypickens13]

What ends up happening to her?

[@carultch]

Alan wanted some space to spend time with Jake instead of her. She didn't agree to give it to him, and felt rejected. She superglued his model car to his body while he was sleeping, in an act of revenge. Berta saw Alan in pain and asked what happened. Charlie responds on his behalf, "a little 'car accident'."

[@Ivy-girl]

Charlie deserved Rose, but did Rose deserve Charlie?

[@Catseye189]

Interesting how they colored out his nipples!

[@AmanVarma-sp7qt]

What's wrong with Jon's tummy

[@johnkarl8373]

Who's the fruit basket?

[@ransherman1611]

im gonna guess the lunch lady.

[@johnkarl8373]

Ran Sherman Ha Funny!

[@ReksClips]

Lunch Lady

[@99sasanka]

lmao ,Alan it is .

[@rolf778]

Allan doesnt work out!

[@roywhite9418]

Cray

[@rt1110]

Or maybe he does and just eats a lot of crap lol

[@deadpoolcoolkidg1222]

@@rt1110 n* what

[@olivia-jtrans5693]

Allan is / was soo gay ( not that there's anything wrong whit that 0) Seinfeld quote.

[@alfredocoria9640]

HOT AND CRAZY ...........PERFECT...............

[@gordonhall9871]

i have a friend that looks like Rose

[@kynslieb2220]

Classic😂

[@paulnjamba2002]

Are there anymore ladies like Rose out there? 🙈 I have a thing for her

[@CringeBasedDuality]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gareginasatryan6761]

Why is he so hairless

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

Cause he's the girl version of himself 🤣 as Berta said

[@melanieparker]

First of all why is he wearing a shower cap? Second, after all the whining alan has done about charlie stealing his girls how many of charlie's women has alan slept with?

[@renevazquez5302]

what the song when they were in the room before this?

[@RGC-gn2nm]

lol

[@samanthacheetah3558]

Love yuo

[@Jamesthevampire7172]

0:36.0:40.0:42.2:34.

[@aubreywallace5533]

Jake is unique because.they usually paint a Role-modle Brush on the youngons Building self-esteme.most do well but because of jakes Role(Rated.PG) LOOK it made him start preachin i taught it was border-line Child Abuse Mo later on dat subject ( The Hyprocacy of Prime time Tv😃

[@1phoneix]

Alan's body is so lame

[@erikdelgado2113]

Vikash Rakshit He needs to hit the weights

[@carultch]

He appears to be able to walk, how is his body lame?

[@kaushikdas47]

I do. 🤣

[@paragonofgood]

Exalted Cyclops is a real title in the KKK?

[@aubreywallace5533]

Every loves Charlie's Role cant b coppied.I say Allan is more in Character than charlie(good at Addlibin) if Allan had left no one else could Act that stupid Allan is unique in that Role..Jake too

[@kumar1400]

What other sides? He got only 2 of them, one "oh no! Here it comes" and other is "oh Good his leaving" That's where jump up laugh

[@andywoui9506]

😂😂😁