Two Best Friends Play Dead To Rights (Part 12)

[@Mr_Hodge_]

Furry Woolie is shaking his furry head disappointingly at Matt's HOT ZONE while Pat shits himself on the couch. *Artists Assemble*

[@InugamiTheHound]

oh man we need fan art of woolie as a furry. We also need shadow as a antro furry with big beefy muscles and tiny speedo with huge bulge!!

[@Nightweaver1]

Finally we can see that 2Snacks/Zone/Plague collaboration we've all been wanting.

[@Miyuron]

Pat trying to sabotage the LP with Furry Woolie lore is my new favorite thing.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Furry Woolie is an underrated lore because there's actually photographic proof but gets too little play.

[@EbonMaster]

I thought it didnt get too much play because its uncomfortably likely to be true lol.

[@Radoh1017]

Woolie is in every single Furry LP on the channel. Woolie hates Slippy Toad, the War Hero from Starfox because he's the only scaly on the team. He has a fursona of him crossed Kimarhi on the FFX intro. Described Vicar Amalia from Bloodborne as "Gorgeous" despite being a ratty furred falcor knockoff. Woolie *is* a furry.

[@Samm815]

He's a closet furry.

[@0rriAndroid]

I recall Matt saying he liked Rouge at some point, too

[@Mememan420_69]

Richter The D she doesn't count

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

"Chinese D-Day" certainly sounds like something, but it doesn't sound like a police officer doing a one-man assault on a brothel.

[@perplexus3893]

Francis York Morgan depending on how you define ‘one-man assault’ and what ‘D’ stands for it sounds *exactly* like Chinese D-Day.

[@4thSurviver]

I mean it is a brothel.

[@HAOSimulator]

Matt saying "I am fucking begging you to stop." is my new favorite moment.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

It almost sounds sarcastic but feels real

[@BriGuyIL1980]

29:54 The greatest video game moment of all time Also, the fact that The Two Best Friends are delighted by this game makes me happy.

[@n0m4nic]

The man The myth The Longshoreman X

[@Ehh.....]

WOOLIE IS NOT A FURRY I KNOW CAUSE HE HANGS AROUND PLAGUE WHO IS ALSO NOT A FURRY

[@fighterxaos1]

and Plague is the biggest non-furry I know.

[@HolyDeviant1]

The sound of falling brass slowly drills ever deeper into your ears, planting seeds of tinnitus that will never leave.

[@magnumbadguy9354]

Every LP is just a filler arc until we get to Detroit

[@Nightweaver1]

*sigh* God you're not even wrong.

[@nig.i.t.s7587]

Shadow is D-Dog's clone. they tol him he was the one with inferior doggo genes

[@Kitisuneh]

i remember that white beef leg of the furry woolie, he choose the pallete using the color wheel

[@InugamiTheHound]

OMG I love this new lore of bringing back old shit back up like furry woolie and really pushing it hard for super slam!! Also don't forget on latest podcast woolie got super hard for Furry super hero squads like "Captain Simian & the Space Monkeys" and "Snailiens"

[@prestonpriddy3635]

DamuEmran I've always pinned Woolie for being a scalie man personally, just remember all those times he brings up the sneks from xcom

[@InugamiTheHound]

yeah He liked those weird Snake people (Naga) who are intro cobra furries they had same ones in DS1 in Sin's fortress and DS2 Woolie liked those intro lion men.

[@gaminggoddess85]

He was also salivating over the female Ronso in FFX.

[@InugamiTheHound]

well who wouldn't want to fuck male or female Ronsos from final fantasy X. Their both super hot lion people.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Philosophical question: if a furry is attracted to anthromorphic animals with human genitals grafted to them, doesn't that mean they're attracted to humans?

[@Rand00mThing]

Shadow, the truest Diamond Dog

[@Samm815]

D-Dog is shadow's grandad is now my new headcanon.

[@another_Arcane_admirer]

Judging by this let's play, I would love to see Matt play Bloodrayne 1 and watch him ignore the slow motion power that never runs out.

[@BlackSabbath628]

Oh yeah, that power was op. I like Bloodrayne 1, but it has problems. Like no checkpoints on the PC release. If you die you start from the beginning of the level.

[@godqueenbidoof]

Shitting yourself on the outside of your pants is the work of an enemy stand called "The Outsider"

[@Gerbs1913]

Welcome back to Shell Casings Hitting the Ground.

[@Radoh1017]

The guy from I Know What You Did Last Summer got hit by a car, thrown in a lake, shot like 8 times, then fell into an empty grave, and after the heroes went home he woke up, got out of that grave, ran to the heroes' house at like mach 2 or some shit so he could hide under the bed and scare a girl really good. That series is terrible.

[@that1guy375]

This LP is one of the classics. That last 3 minutes or so is amazing.

[@ianlabat8724]

Between Matt's inability to play and Pat's inability to talk, I feel like the biocurse went from the mixer to their own souls. THE BIOCURSE HAS ATTACHED TO THEIR SOULS!!!

[@khanigaming]

Shadow picked up a few tricks at dog prison, such as infiltrating shady warehouses and handling complicated machinery. Which begs the question, where was the dog prison break which ran in tandem to the human prison break?

[@bennifer94]

*SHELL CASING SOUNDS*

[@CAMOpredator26]

Did Matt forget about slowmo diving?

[@chrisossu2070]

He stopped relying on it after the "Chinese D-Day" sequence where the dive got him killed. Frankly, the move isn't nearly as useful as it is in Max Payne, especially since the lock-on rarely focuses on the correct target. Even Slowbeef barely used the move after the first time.

[@johnblankenhorn9730]

He stopped trying to play the video game and just relies on the fact that he's now playing baby easy mode.

[@ffffffffROTHY]

Who is Longshoreman X and why does he have that title?

[@Crazimo]

You mean Dark Man X, DMX’s alter ego?

[@BriGuyIL1980]

Namco, get on this!

[@Solid_Seth]

Adam Minke It’s the beat boss name ever is what it is.

[@JeedyJay]

I assume it's because he is a longshoreman, and because he is _dangerous._

[@BriGuyIL1980]

Actually, I think he's supposed to be the tenth of a long and dignified house of longshoremen

[@Wilkanas]

So far the plot of this game has been one, big "What?" and I love it.

[@tudabee]

the ninja ladies' dialogue is apparently just the dispatch lady in the first chapter played in reverse

[@DeVeloxVulpes]

Matt seems to only go out in the open when the chopper is firing its volley at him, and then he makes the observation that he needs health? Oh, yeah? I wonder why?

[@CyhAnide]

Every time Chip and Ironicus get mentioned, it warms the cockles of my cold, unfeeling heart.

[@JasynSuin]

Matt, if we're talking Siberian huskies, average weight is 40 to 60 pounds. Even malamutes generally top out around 80 pounds, so for Shadow to weigh over 100, he'd have to be some giant mutant...which I wouldn't rule out, considering Shadow's a goddamn murderbeast, and huskies are genial, people-loving puppers.

[@wretchedbivan1035]

This episode is STRONG. Pungent even

[@thunderborn3231]

the assassins at the docks in yellow bring a whole new meaning to 'trust' the gordan fisherman

[@Fjarhultian]

28:30 I can't stop thinking about Jack Slate and Shadow being the chimaera from Full Metal Alchemist, and then it says "The mark of my dignity shall scar thy DNA."

[@ThomasAtlus]

We got like less then three minutes in before I started almost dying laughing

[@cB-sr9kd]

I wanna see that "furry woolie denies your hot zone" image Pat mentioned but I'm too scared to google it.

[@UnicronJLY]

Oh, I've been waiting for them to meet Longshoreman X. It's a thing of beauty.

[@christinanicoli7588]

This guys running sounds like a 5 year old me, stomping through the house wearing my father's oversized dress shoes.

[@daceydoo14]

Imagine a Dead to Rights remake.

[@emanuelespinoza9325]

There was Dead to Rights: Retribution. But if you mean a remake of this game, I would say get better writers.

[@E1Gatt0Negr0]

6:23 Remember that one time when the best friends said that Woolies' hands were relatively moist? Not even the best friends remember that one because it had no traction back then. Probably has no traction now...

[@violet_turning_violent]

E1Gatt0Negr0 There is no traction because it is too wet...

[@karda009]

Woolie even says its his favorite Woolie Lore. He killed the traction like there was an R1 prompt.

[@JFateburn]

2:56 Dat little Pat squeak gives me life

[@MysteriousJojo]

When's Shadow Of The...............Comet?

[@deanemorris2882]

you thought nemesis was tough, he has nothing on the true ultimate bioweapons. "LongshoremanX"

[@jordanetherington1922]

Other things Woolie has been: A Naruto Voltron, an Ent, a swamp-witch, some kind of Fred Durzt thing(?)

[@MajorFunParts2]

God damn I love the best friends so much! This LP so far is fantastic.

[@timmer919hep]

And so...the Terrornoid lore began here. Little did we know of the power that was to be "The Terrornoid"...

[@nedinu9940]

I imagine Huskies weigh similar to German Shepherds, which the one I had was around 60-ish pounds. They're surprisingly lighter than what you'd expect. It's probably the fur making them seem big.

[@jcace13]

I feel like Woolie doesn’t want people to make fun of him for a lot of embarrassing things.

[@gaminggoddess85]

But never once considering the possibility of maybe not doing said embarrassing things.

[@marialuke2116]

+gaminggoddess85 To deny enjoyment for no moral reason is to deny one's own self. Woolie, knowing this, embraces the shame.

[@karda009]

Doesnt matter, embarassment is just chemicals

[@theprofesionalist7927]

Yeah Yeah Yeah!!! Shadow finally did something with his paws like a smart dogo! :)

[@BreadandFaxes]

I'm pretty sure Matt's laugh could cure cancer.

[@jdtheba9171]

Here at two best friends, we don't know how to pick locks.

[@tailedgates9]

To be fair it'd be pretty tough to pick locks when you're thinking about Furry Woolie in the Hot Zone.

[@GoldLight73]

Pat forcing Matt to laugh while he's trying to concentrate reminds me of that old animated series they did.

[@xanmoas]

29:52 Normally the first thing they do is grab the arm of the gun. HE JUST ELBOWS THE HEAD AND PUNCHES THE CROTCH!

[@KLONOA105]

*in a squeally voice* "he hit me in the dick....why?...why did he hit me in the dick!?*

[@gaminggoddess85]

"I only know X because Y hates it" sounds like how Pat forms a good chunk of his bad opinions.

[@sousedmonk7418]

I can't believe Matt and Pat are exposing the business (of sparkledog color selection) like this!

[@Nobody-ve6dh]

That widescreen hack culling the environment

[@DaMaddness]

Okay, Ive been trying to hold it back these last few episodes, but do Matt and Pat not know how Bombs work? Like that theyre like not JUST fire or that they dont just damage the area immediately next to them?

[@jihadthat777]

That awkward moment when Pat repeatedly calls a forklift a backhoe. Pro tip Pat, a backhoe has a utility in the back.

[@devinkernak]

The divergent co-evolution of the idea of the Tyhranoids

[@KikiMofo]

Longshoreman X? Jesus are we sure this game wasnt made just to troll the gaming community as a whole?

[@10GaugeManiac]

Gordon Fishermen teamed up with the Clowns under the command of Furry Woolie and his Twi'lek dreadlocks.

[@OrcintheBasement]

Oh wow I’m watchin all the LPs I never got around too Crazy to hear them talk about WOKEN Matt Hardy Not even broken. I feel like that was less then 2 years ago

[@UNLebanon]

29:54 This should be the new thumbnail.

[@Dlnew3]

Has someone compiled all of the Woolie lore into one single piece of fanart yet?

[@serialexperimentsdave7213]

33:25 why isn't the water draining out? why did they design the model like that?

[@TheKrawtch]

Dead Two Mics (Part 12)

[@SaMooRai182]

Shadow is truly the littlest hobo of dogs

[@maggitPL]

Slade is oxygenating his womb.

[@Shadar22]

I can practically feel woolie scowling...

[@ValSempai]

lmao I was LITERALLY talking about Broken Matt Hardy before I watched this video lol

[@comeonnodont5569]

Know why that hot zone is so hot? Cause of all that fur.

[@Haruharuharuko1942]

Longshorman X the king of dumbass names has returned

[@EzPzLemnSqueezy]

Am I high or did Pat say he was gonna talk Irish then he went “Mama Mia”

[@divinewatchdog1059]

The Raise and Fall of the Woolbury Madden

[@straypinata9458]

In my headcanon that was Shadow on the intercom at 33:44 pretending to be their boss

[@TapirMask]

Longshoreman X? I'm pretty sure that's the name of someone's Mugen character.

[@Gmrabin]

Welcome back to the Adventures of Furry Woolie and the Bio Curse

[@Atlittle104]

can you only disarm when you are completely out of ammo or did Matt just totally forget about one of the strongest abilities in the game?

[@Corrector1]

The second one.

[@KEC2]

I personally love gleeful giggly Woolie trashing

[@KingClockwork]

Quick! Sacrifice Woolie for more time on the clock!

[@kidfirestorm1]

This game's starting to take years off my life. I don't remember it being like this

[@0rriAndroid]

Dead to Me, at least

[@Sonicfalcon16]

I think this game looked cool for like all the part before the china town road nightmare

[@pyreotusbark8954]

27:00 He looks like the boss from Dead Rising: Case West lol the one that gets eaten by the queens

[@zanpakutoman4225]

2:56 Pat's dog toy form makes a cameo.

[@JVarley9001]

look at all these dead gortons fishermen

[@xer0dude]

shenmue 2 looks crazy!!!

[@Blueissuperior]

"Prince of some oily country"

[@lorenaholbech]

I just finished rewatching Omikron where they kill all the dogs and here the dog is the one that kills people. Nice change of pace.

[@OtioseFanatic]

I uh... I actually shut the video off right where they said we all would, but for an unrelated reason. I had to move my laptop somewhere else. Funny though, that it would be timed just perfectly like that xD

[@Smoofyful]

The Guy on the intercom said something along the lines of report immediatly it won't take long. The girls just spoke alien gibberish.

[@mabyeful]

Wow, I didn't know the Shitstorm started early! So much Woolie bashing in this one!

[@PS3Fan487]

Aaaand welcome back to the next episode of "taking fucking medkits when at 99% health fucking"

[@tailedgates9]

30:13 For a second, for a SECOND I thought that was Null from Metal gear Solid: Portable Ops...

[@ixiahj]

Did Shadow make the mumbling noises to distract the ninjas?

[@DarthPrime52]

It's a forklift goddamit. Is this like some Canadian expression or name for a forklift? Cause that's more wrong than Brits calling a flashlight a torch.

[@Gorvar100]

Wesley West Oi, you lot keep hating on the letter u and call football, soccer! SOCCER! THERE ARE NO SOCKS INVOLVED!

[@Metaphizzle]

"Soccer" is originally British slang. It's short for "association football". And the Brits stopped using "soccer" specifically because too many Yanks were using it.

[@marialuke2116]

+Gorvar The Dinoman Well what do you call the not-rugby rugby? Dash n Smash?

[@FroggyCrimes]

"The gofer that gets you stuff" They say as if anybody knows what the fuck they are talking about.

[@perplexus3893]

Does Woolie’s big white leg come with prosthetic fur, or is it kept bare?

[@personalminiatureequine9683]

23:46 surely I'm not the only one who remembers this joke from years ago? www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=87

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

What is Woolie's fursona, anyway? All I know is that the fur would have to be multicolored in a way that none of the hues go together.

[@ananyochatterjee6508]

13:48 crazy talk

[@johnoneil9188]

What now, ninjas? I slowly start to get this feeling this game could become kinda silly.

[@JeedyJay]

Not just any ninjas - *_white-slavery eye-candy bodyguard ninjas._*

[@BriGuyIL1980]

I call them Duo Damsel

[@Gojiro7]

Hey Matt, Foggers comes from's the censored name for cigarettes in the gameboy color game "Metal Gear: Ghost Babel"