Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 (Part 16)

[@brainflash1]

Matt's right, it's too random that you'd have refill something that burns fuel.

[@revenge3265]

LOL

[@TubbaJJ]

Pat's crazy talk aura is starting to poison poor Matt.

[@tartoflan]

to be fair, this flamethrower has no capacity at all thanks to videogame logic. But considering this game is all about punching boulders and non-sensical creatures growing to be 100 times their original size without external matter intake... yeah, who cares

[@conked944]

Uh napalm, excuse you.

[@darobi]

He was saying it was weird that it took so long.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Leave it to a guy who wears sunglasses indoors to send a monster weak to fire up against people in a room with infinite flame thrower ammo and exploding barrels.

[@Saneek0215]

hes not supposed to turn into monster though, and this room is not build to be an ambush spot.

[@Acesahn]

Pretty sure those were safety procedures put in place by the Scientists. They knew what could have went wrong lol

[@JeedyJay]

That room is _specifically_ there to be good for disposing of these fire-weak monsters, though. There's even a file in the observation room highlighting that fact.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Jeedy Jay If they knew that room was specifically for killing Uroboros then how is it any less stupid to have them fight Uroboros in there? If anything that makes the plan dumber.

[@Acesahn]

They built the room for research and experimenting safely, not for a boss fight XD

[@lemeres2478]

"I could do with a shot gun upgrade" "Damn it, I just used all our money" "oh..." Bonus- pat insists to take both the flame thrower, as well as every single accurate, weak point shooting weapon.

[@TheSamuraiGoomba]

I have to wonder why it never occurred to Pat of Greed to let Matt take the flamethrower while he used the rifle to shoot weak points.

[@sporeceress1465]

Appropriate for the Best Friend who makes Imperial stormtroopers look like crack snipers. Pat's as blind and clumsy as he is uninformed and overconfident.

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Other Fun Fact: This boss has caused problems for people since the original release. It really boils down to how much damage is being dealt to the weakspots. Orrrrr... On any difficulty, this boss can be killed with a single RPG hit. So you could have saved the one from Chapter 3-1 or just buy one.

[@222CBK222]

Pat's stand would have prevented him from trying.

[@BaconheartStuff]

The RPG's kinda ridiculous against all bosses really. I did a co-op Professional run where both of us had the infinite launcher, and almost every boss died when we both fired at it. You can even take down the batworm in the first fight before it touches down on the ground.

[@JDT979]

It's just an RE thing in general.

[@ryangallagher8194]

I remember playing coop online years ago, and getting a PERFECT shot to Wesker's weak spot on his back in the final battle with an RPG within about 20 seconds of the final battle and just winning. It was great.

[@DarthCariss]

The RPG being a one-hit kill is possibly bugged in the latest version of the game as well. I played this recently, fought this boss, got wrecked (this boss is a huge pain with how useless the AI partner is), then bought the RPG to just bypass it and... it tanked the hit. Imagine my surprise! After eating my RPG round I then had to go on and do the long slog through this fight much like Matt and Pat did. I'm guessing it's a framerate issue, but something is definitely off with this boss in the later releases (I played the PC version).

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Back at You All Again With a Fun Fact: The vampire movie Matt was talking about is Dark Shadows, a Johnny Depp / Tim Burton 2012 movie based on a 1960s soap opera. And the only reason it exsists is Warner Bros. had the rights and Johnny Depp was apparently obsessed with the soap opera. Oh and also U8 the crab boss is a possible leftover from the original game draft. Where Chris would discover that an aquatic animal had ingested the flower and become a BOW decades ago and was sealed away by the Ndipaya. Only to awaken and fight Chris, Sheva, Barry and co.

[@Samm815]

My mom loved that show and was incredibly disappointed with the movie.

[@evanriver5112]

That movie was horrible, don't know why they ruin it and make it into a bad comedy.. The series was definitely better.

[@lemeres2478]

My grandmother used to watch that show (reruns?).

[@evanriver5112]

Might have been reruns. I know I got to see some cause my Mom bought a couple movies of it. May have also seen it on satellite TV too but its been a long while so dont remember well. Pretty sure there are several channels that have old shows on like that.

[@evanriver5112]

HighwaterTrousers Also forgot to say how much cooler that U8 fight sounds like that. Wish they had something similar still.

[@takezokimura2571]

Terrorist: Behold! This is the ultimate weapon! (shows Uroboros monster) BSAA Agent: And this! Is Humanity´s second oldest weapon! Fire! Terrorist: As if such primitive thing could hurt my creation! *The creature is burned to death*

[@tonyinfinite5174]

Takezo Kimura BSAA clearly have their hands full. Hard to believe T-abyss trumps the shit out of ouroboros

[@angbandsbane]

What's the oldest? Rocks? Sticks? Women?

[@josephpotter5766]

Yeah, archaeologically, a rock. Not even a pointed rock. And really quite sophisticated pointed rocks and even pointed rocks lashed to a stick probably predated fire by quite a bit, and by quite a bit, I mean as much as a million years. The oldest shaped stone implements are anything up to three million years old, whereas the oldest known suggestion of managed fire is one point five million year old at absolute most, and may be as recent as four hundred thousand years old. Fire is likely something like humanities eleventh or twelfth weapon even if you're being really generous in your breadth of what classes as the same type of weapon.

[@tailedgates9]

Welcome back to "Chris sells Infinity Stones for money."

[@NickMK]

The Collector´s like "What are you sellin?"

[@Iamafishproductions]

That would've changed MVC Infinite, if Chris just pawned off the infinity stones to afford a new magnum upgrade. Would certainly have helped take some of the heat off Starlord.

[@tailedgates9]

XDXD

[@BlackSabbath628]

With all 5 of the Infinity Stones, Wesker can turn everyone into black goo with a snap of his fingers.

[@Bendetoma]

Achieving complete global saturation.

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Hurry! You need to stop Wesker before he summons the Shadow Dragon and takes over Detroit!

[@LightningZerker]

Albert "GHARNEF" Wesker.

[@stanal-adam4914]

At least Elvis and Sharon are dead.

[@JohnAtDawn]

I would read that fanfic

[@zhazha23]

Matt: "I could use a shotgun upgra-" Pat: *upgrades his own weapon* "Oh, well, I just wasted all of our money." Fuuuuuuck, poor Matt can't catch a break with Pat the hoarder.

[@laynalazarsnumber1fan]

I can see now why they cut ties. Pat's a shitty excuse for a friend

[@grizzlywhisker]

Lol I'm rewatching this LP all these years later and it's painful at the start how Pat hoards all the upgrades and items while Matt is running around with no ammo and default crappy weapons. It does get a bit better as it goes on, but yeah Matt definitely gets the shaft.

[@JoaoVictor-fq6hz]

18:35 Boss Fight Ends

[@KuroganeGames]

fuck that, I want to watch them fail, it's the whole reason i subbed to this channel.

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

João Victor Im on minute 8:00 and IT KEEPS GOING?!

[@powerup931]

João Victor this is basically just a filler episode

[@GunNlazor]

Would have been faster if someone aimed at the weakspots on the back

[@infernoburn7849]

João Victor oh thank you that was painful to watch

[@MrUltiblood]

As we can clearly tell by the start of the episode, Matt has been conditioned to ignore pickups now. I can only assume Pat has purchased a small whipping instrument which whips Matt upon every item pickup

[@ThatAngryGuyofDE]

Flames go up Fuel go down

[@tailedgates9]

I just came back from a Flame Hyenard video and I feel like I've gone deaf.

[@ToughToughBlast]

"Matt has no ammo? I better grab the flamethrower"

[@TakerWesker1]

So, instead of picking up the new sniper rifle, which would clearly give him more than 3 rounds and would be sellable later, Pat decides to keep the 3 rifle rounds in his inventory. Genius

[@grizzlywhisker]

Dude this LP is great but it's painful, watching Pat hoard items/upgrades and mess up the inventory while Matt never reloads his gun and constantly walks past items he could use lol.

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Missed Treasure Count, Alleyway Chapter 1 Act 1 Topaz (Marquise), gotten upon killing all the people in the alley, bonus point because Pat was wrong about getting nothing there. Value: 3000 Building, Chapter 1 Act 2 Antique Clock, gotten on other side of banister you didn't look at. Value: 2000 Boss Fight, Chapter 1 Act 2 Gold Ring, I won't count this one though since fighting this boss is more of a NG+ thing Middle of the area behind stands, Chapter 2 Act 1 Ruby (Marquise), gotten by blowing up stands to find chest behind them. Value: 3000 Across roofs after the battle with the helicopter, Chapter 2 Act 1, Emerald (Square) gotten upon going all the way across the roofs near the area they got the sniper rifle. Valu : 1000 End of the train track on the wall, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon inspecting the wall on the wall, can be faintly see shimmering at 5:46, Pat even walks towards it then backs away at the last second. Value: 2000 Directly right of the pallets they climbed up, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon turning directly backwards from the ladder, a few steps to the right would have also seen it. Value: 2000 Near start of tunnel, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Pear), gotten near start of tunnel, kind of hard to see when going forward tbf. Value: 1000 Top of Windmill, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Square), gotten at the top of the wench, slightly hidden as a texture. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on the tree to the right, can be seen shimmering at 7:01 directly to the right of Sheva's head. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Ruby (Pear), gotten on the skull to the left. Value: 1000 Near end of First Pathway, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on tree to the right in the pathway they went down. Value: 1000 Middle Island, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten to the left of the middle island. Value: 1000 Right side of area where Raptor Plate is acquired, Beetle (Brown), in the water at the left most tree. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Emerald (Pear), at stand where Patt was originally slicing, literally the ONE skull at top he didn't swipe at. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Ruby (Pear), at the first hut on the right, the skull. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Chalice (Silver), at end, the left ladder they for some reason didn't go open. Value: 2000 Upper Left side, Beetle (Brown), gotten in the pool next to ladder. Value: 1000 On tree towards the exit, Beetle (Brown), gotten on one of the trees while leaving the area. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 16:48, Ceremonial Mask, Chapter 3 Act 1, gotten by going through the tunnel at 16:48 and opening a chest. A....are they doing this on purpose at this point? Anyway, Value: 4000 Down pathway at 27:20, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the first torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 27:20, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the second torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Top of tower with the value, Jewel Beetle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten at top of tower can be seen briefly at 3:34 on the left side where Sheva walks past. Value: 2000 Dropped from second Chainsaw Majini, Venom Fang, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the second chainsaw wielder, failed to trigger as they didn't zipline into the area to trigger him. Value: 3000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 In building at 11:53, Emerald (Marquise), Chapter 3 Act 3, gotten by turning slightly to the left to see drawer at 11:54, which they both missed because fuck exploring apparently XD. Value: 3000 Ledge at 1:00, Topaz (Trilliant), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon climbing the ledge and opening chest. Value: 2000 One minute in and already missing treasure...nice. Overhanging from ledge at 1:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling, can be seen clearly from ledge. Value: 1000 Torch at 1:45, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 2:30, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 5:19, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000, I'm tempted to add this as a bonus point because Matt said nothing in that room while literally staring at the treasure. Torch at 6:55, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Corpse to the left of the torch at 6:55, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon examining the corpse. Value: 1000 Torch at 7:10 Sheva's screen, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Above the door at the start of Chapter 4 - 2, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off door directly at the start of the act...where they were looking for items. ARE THEY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE AT TIMES. Seriously, 15:00 they talk about looking for goodies and DIRECTLY above them is one, anyway. Value: 1000 Torch at 16:23, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000 On wall at 19:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, can be seen shimmering on wall at 19:00, gotten by shooting it off wall. Value: 1000 Torch at 20:35, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000 Fuck it, counting it as a bonus point because Matt literally said there was nothing there, also counting the one from last time too. Overhang at 21:00, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling under the overhang that protects from the laser. Value: 1000 Torch at 24:20, Topaz (Square), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000, in literally the only side hole they didn't go into. Above door at 0:56, Diamond (Trilliant), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off door. Value: 4000, you can see it too as they are walking to the door. Second floor of light puzzle, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon grabbing it from the stand safe area. Value: 1000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Beetle (Gold), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 3000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 1000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Idol (Gold), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 3000 Ceiling in start of 5 -1, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 5 Act 1, gotten upon shooting it from ceiling. Value: 1000 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 1, acquired by killing the lickers during the elevator wait section. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 1, acquired by killing the lickers during the elevator wait section. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Dead Bride's Necklace, Chapter 5 Act 2, gotten upon picking it up from one of the latter corpses, you can see it pop up on Sheva's screen for a split second at 21:14. Value: 2000 Current loss of value: 90500 Total Points: 57 Episodes where no treasures were missed: (2) Part 6, Part 16 Well shit, another episode where they didn't miss any treasure, gj guys. The irony of both of them having six.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Keep it up son. You and the Crazy Talk list guy are doing God's work.

[@Setobox]

And That's Ok I feel like they are doing this on purpose too. Like I can excuse missing one in the tunnel because it is bugged no to sparkle so you have to aim at the celling in the dark until your laser sights pick it up and the ones in the flaming buckets in the ceremonial area with the lasers. I didn't find those until a friend I was playing with was dicking around and slashing at random stuff. But other times they are looking right at them! Same with the BSAA emblems..

[@colbygrey7912]

I know it comes down to not having anything better to do , but why put THIS much effort into a KZbin comment?

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Why not Little Green, why not? Also, shouldn't you be at the lookout you know...looking out?

[@colbygrey7912]

And That's Ok U right, U right

[@DragonfameDracas]

"Don't feed the Ouroboros after midnight." Are we seeing what happens when you do feed them after midnight or are these still the "friendly" versions? Please god don't let these be the "friendly" versions.

[@MaximillianRobesphere]

Rule 34 version ftw

[@lemeres2478]

Well, I am pretty sure they are going to feed Excella to the ouroboros after midnight in the next few episodes...

[@SteelBallRun1890]

The soul of James Marcus lives on in these uninspired leech monsters. Soul forever enraged that a science nerd and some guy who loves the Matrix too much punked him during their Friday Nights.

[@JDT979]

Uroboros is alright in concept but it's really meh how it just turns everyone into a random, design-less mass of tentacles. It's such a huge step down from 4.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Uroboros looks a lot like his dumb leech monster so when you think about it, Wesker punked him even more after he died.

[@JackOfen]

Damian Black Finally someone gets it

[@JDT979]

That might be, but it still looks boring.

[@ChrisDaPatriot]

I know this is 2 weeks old, but RE5 leech designs are alright, uninspired, sure, but it's when we get to RE6 and even RE7's "These aren't leeches guys, really" molded that it get's absolutely ridiculous.

[@danbellis1624]

28:27 this man took a sniper round to the face and barely even flinched

[@C24U_]

Mat finds a timer on Refueling a flamethrower ridiculous? Has he never filled a car with ga- wait he doesn’t drive does he?

[@bencousins9369]

i believe he does have a car now days

[@manuelmateo3392]

Ben Cousins He does, but (as far as I know, which may be incorrect. Last it was mentioned, he was being driven, not driving), he doesn't yet know how to drive. Crymetina drives it.

[@sporeceress1465]

Matt finds everything that inconveniences him variously "ridiculous," "stupid," "broken" or "unfair." Usually most to all of the above. Tells you a lot about him as a person.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

No, Pat, Irving was not Lucatiel's brother.

[@r3volv3r50]

Cyrus K He also probably thought that last village was Anor Londo.

[@DjangoFett33]

"Magnum were not using for anything else." What about the freaking op grenade launcher apparently wasting a slot? Lol god.

[@xAxLxExCx]

Django Fett "But what if I need it later" - Pat

[@TheSamuraiGoomba]

>has flame rounds in a grenade launcher >doesn't use it ever for anything JustPatThings

[@kurukblackflame]

'Your shotgun is way better suited for this. .....Give me your shotgun' What I expected to hear XD

[@mindshuffler3332]

Remember guys: "Demon" is an offensive term. Try using "mortally-challenged" instead!

[@thejanusproject32]

wrong game

[@Metalozoid]

Mindshuffler 333 luckily for them, My super shotgun is an equal opportunist.

[@vincentrusso4097]

Doon Fuck i meant doom

[@kraajkase]

Man, this thing has spread like a wildfire. I love it!

[@1pikman]

That line kinda felt weirdly out of place tbh.

[@bioforce5]

The current [Crazy Talk] tally: 1. When asked if the PC version even has coop, Pat says "Yeah, I played it! I did, I did play it in coop!" 2. The mob of enemies that Pat says gives you nothing not only gives you something, it is in fact a unique treasure you cannot get anywhere else in the game. 3. Says everything in the environment can be slashed for ammo. Immediately attempts to slash an indestructible object that gives nothing. 4. Pat attempts to explain his strategy for avoiding damage from enemies that drop from the ceiling in the house, only to eat shit before he even finishes explaining. 5. Pat tells Matt that he has to come with to trigger the boss fight, then proceeds to trigger it without Matt. 6. Pat claims that dogs always hit him. Seconds later a dog is killed by friendly fire from a Molotov throwing majini without even having a chance to hit Pat. 7. Pat claims restarting the mission to find pickups have repopped is "how the golden egg trick works." This is not how the golden egg trick works. It involves giving an item to your partner in the pre mission screen, taking it back from them, and then saving and quitting to abuse how your inventory saves when doing co-op. 8. Pat insists the first thing they should do before grabbing the key at the marketplace is to unlock the door. This in fact makes the sequence much harder as the majini now have an additional entrance to make use of and results in Pat immediately eating shit from the "big boy" that comes through the door and then subsequently setting himself on fire. Leaving the door locked at least temporarily funnels them all to the window. 9. Pat tells Matt he has 10 grenades. Matt opens his inventory revealing he in fact only has 5 grenades. Pat then exclaims "Yup, you have 10 grenades." 10. Pat claims at the start that shooting enemies in the knees sucks, only to later find that the strongest melee attack in the game is gotten with knee shots. 11. Pat claims the truck "vaporized in the explosion" only to immediately see the truck wasn't vaporized, but blown to the side of the road. 12. In the car chase sequence Pat claims he killed everyone in the truck and blew it up. Moments later the still living drivers in the intact truck game over them. 13. Pat says Wesker could have just teleported back up to the window he was thrown out of. Wesker doesn't teleport, he just dashes too fast to track his movement. 14. Pat tells Matt to dump his current shotgun because he'll be getting the M3 in Chapter 3-1. It is in fact in Chapter 3-3, literally the last zone of this section of the game before the boss fight. 15. Pat claims he's going to "start the fight" when he goes to pick up the first slate. The first slate does not trigger a fight. 16. Pat tells Matt the shotgun MUST be in the village. He is now double wrong about where the M3 is located, and is continuing to get more wrong by the second. 17. Pat tells Matt he can't escape the trap around the magnum on his own and Matt must help him. Pat then immediately frees himself with no help from Matt. 18. Pat insists Sheva never said she wanted to give up. She literally says "We should both get the hell out of here." 19. Pat says "I feel really bad for him" in reference to how hard he was kicking the chainsaw majini's ass, only to immediately waste 2 magnum shots in a row and get decapitated by him, resulting in a game over. 20. During the sequence in which they have to protect Josh, Matt says he assumes the enemies are gonna start coming out of the walls. Pat replies "No, we killed everybody." As he is saying this a cutscene starts up in which the enemies start coming out of the walls. 21. During a chainsaw majini fight Pat says "We're dead" as the majini winds up for a decapitation. [Crazy Talk] activates instantly, stunning the majini thus saving Matt and Pat. 22. Pat walks up to a door he presumes to be impossible to open and sarcastically exclaims "we can't get through here. Noooo." He then opens the door with no issues and becomes confused. 23. While giving Matt advice on escape routes from a chainsaw majini that was chasing him, Pat tells Matt "There's a door near you." Matt was standing on a raised platform with no doors anywhere on it. 24. Pat claims that the tentacles on their left during the Irving fight only attack the player on their right, and this was supposedly why they were only attacking Pat. The moment he finishes making this assertion, a left side tentacle attacks Matt instead. 25. Pat claims that you can't purchase ammo, however, purchasing a gun and then selling it back leaves the ammo it came loaded with in your inventory allowing you to purchase ammunition. Also, as Matt pointed out, you can technically purchase ammunition by purchasing an ammo capacity upgrade. This is more limited than purchasing a gun and selling it back, but is still a very effective means of acquiring ammo when you have capacity upgrades available. 26. Pat claims that the M3 Shotgun has a tighter spread than the Ithaca. All shotguns in RE5 have the same average shot grouping cone. 27. Pat says the armor you can purchase doesn't visibly appear on the character model. It, in fact, does. 28. Pat exclaims that the laser emitter has stopped. It immediately fires another laser the moment he says this. 29. While waiting to see if some majini would walk into the path of one of the lasers, Pat says "No, they're not gonna move past that spot." Immediately after saying this the majini walk into the laser. 30. Pat states that killing the lickers "Doesn't seem possibly worth it." The room with the lickers is a very popular farming location as they drop valuable treasures despite being easier to kill than most treasure carrying enemies. 31. Pat claims you cannot throw more than two grenades in U-8's mouth. You can, in fact, throw more than two grenades in. They just fucked up on the third attempt and tried to use an incendiary grenade, which does not work. For the record, even though he equipped an incendiary grenade for earlier attempts, the game automatically used his high explosive grenades from his inventory. This may have itself been the work of [Crazy talk], making his wrong choice of grenade work out anyway. 32. In the room in which they are sneaking past the lickers they come to a door Pat claims they "need to bust down super hard," implying they would alert the lickers. Matt then proceeds to open the door slowly and quietly without alerting the lickers. 33. Pat claims Matt's shotgun is going to be "the best" for dealing with the Reaper enemies. shotguns are broadly considered one of the worst methods of dealing with reapers as they are slow moving enemies that kill you instantly in close combat. This means that using precision weapons from long range is the optimal approach. It allows you to abuse their slow speed and avoid the instant death attack. 34. After spending a significant amount of time fighting it, Pat tells Matt they are doing the Uroboros Mkono boss fight correctly and that "It's just tough." They discover shortly after that they had spent nearly the entire fight not actually hitting its weakpoints. They were instead just repeatedly shooting the arms off of it, which does no actual damage. Anything else so far? I'll post these when I start an episode and add as occurrences of [Crazy Talk] activate. //Side Notes\\ 1. The fact that the game "used to" have coop and that you can "mod it in" do not change the fact that it currently does not have coop, even though Pat said it did. 2. Saying Matt had 55 grenades was a joke, yes, but saying he had 10 was definitely meant to be a more realistic answer. That said, I only included it in the list because it was funny that we clearly see he has five grenades and Pat reaffirms that has "10." 3. I realize Pat saying dogs always hit him was an exaggeration and not a matter of fact statement, but the fact that within seconds of saying that a dog dies on its own directly in front of Pat without getting to even try to attack REEKS of [Crazy Talk].

[@MrCompassionate01]

I admire your dedication to this.

[@willg8035]

I hope at the end of this Pat calls you out for being an asshole. Cause this just being an asshole.

[@Setobox]

Would not grabbing the better sniper rifle count? Given what is about to happen not at least taking it and giving it to Matt was crazy talk to me.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

To be fair, Pat is ALSO an asshole. Plus, he'd probably be adult enough to laugh at his large number of follies and appreciate the guy's effort.

[@bioforce5]

@William Gregor I would love that.

[@AGrayPhantom]

Geez this boss fight overstayed its welcome. Is it normally like that, or were they bad at it?

[@kojiro133]

The answer is always because they're bad at it.

[@DarkLordofInsanity]

This boss is honestly the worst. I just buy and RPG to 1HKO him.

[@SethTheXenocide]

It's a little of both, but I replayed it recently and this boss does just take a really long time to kill, unless you rocket him obviously or use all your magnum ammo on the weak points that get exposed after he's hurt badly by fire.

[@evanriver5112]

No, Ill say it just takes forever to die. Me and my friend started playing RE5 again shortly after these two started and this fight just dragged on till we ran out of ammo pretty much and out weapons were well upgraded.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

The thing was probably designed to be a bullet sponge and a resource guzzler since the area you fight it in throws a lot of ammo and grenades at you.

[@PenguinOnDopee]

"Why is this taking so long to kill" Probably has something to do with Matt still using the fucking starter pistol as his go to weapon. Probably...

[@Evilgenius122]

So the problem I'm seeing here is, the Game says, shoot these giant glowing weakpoints. It then makes these weakpoints hide themselves, puts fake weakpoints up that cripple the monster but don't actually damage it, and the method for making the real weakpoints appear, involves an elongated process, and the weakpoints arent even available for a good period of time. So just shoot it with a Rocket.

[@lemeres2478]

12:05 I think this exact situation is why there is an active flamethrower in this room. Because when you try to make an omelet, you have to break a few BIO CURSES. More seriously- SOMEONE has to clean up after the 'failed experiments'.

[@tailedgates9]

"What do we do about this out of control BIO-CURSE?" "Roast the fucking thing!"

[@MajorCrasher]

I don't think the PS4 edition is the issue, this fight also drained me of absolutely all my resources when I played this on PC. I think either it's bugged in all the remastered versions or this fight is purposely ass to make sure you have next to no ammo afterwards

[@TestAcct46]

I recall this fight on the 360 version not being particularly long, so I think there might be something on here.

[@stelardactek]

I fought this guy many, many times on PS3 and didn't have these issues. It feels like the weak points on the PC/PS4 version take more work to make appear, and they disappear almost instantly. I can't help but wonder if maybe it's framerate related. Say for example, the game keeps a tally of every frame in which you're burning the monster, and decreases the count for every frame you are not. At a certain threshold the weakpoints appear, and when you dip below that value again they retract. That might explain what we're seeing. At some point I might retry this on PC set to 30 fps and see if it makes a difference. But probably not right now.

[@CodyBones004]

This LP is great advertising material for making me wanna play the game again since Pat is really good at making decisions i wouldn’t

[@sunkeyavad6528]

The correct way to defeat this boss is to put Parmesan cheese on it and eat it.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

It's a delicacy in many countries, you just need to eat it faster than it can eat you.

[@spiraljumper74]

Matt is not making inventory management any easier by lugging around 100 handgun rounds and sixty shotgun rounds for no reason. Dude, save some of that. Enemies in this game drop ammo like candy, you don't need to bring so much.

[@GUNxSPECTRE]

Oof, Matt wasting all that shotgun ammo makes me wince haaaard. Why would you shoot at the body (or any black part) when there are bright orange weaknesses right in front of you?

[@JeedyJay]

There's a lot points in this game where "don't shoot black stuff" seems to be the rule. That's, uh... that's kind of funny, considering the _Discourse._

[@TheOtisUpham]

GUNxSPECTRE matt was very little help during this boss.

[@sporeceress1465]

Spoiler alert: this professional video game player is breathtakingly awful at playing nearly any video game.

[@JacksawJack]

I think I only fought this guy once. Now I remember why I always kept a spare rocket launcher for this fight.

[@KapitanPazur1]

>they say how much they hate bug enemies >not even trying to walk away from them fast enough every time classic Best Friends

[@Horatio787]

The overstuffed inventory is in full swing now with them having so many weapons equipped.

[@Sorrowborn]

One of the most tedious fights I can remember in my gaming history of the RE series, I'm glad the two of you got past it without TOO much of a headache.

[@DonGamerGuy]

Matt, the time limit isn't the door. It's the flamethrower tank being filled.

[@JackOfen]

Pat that's crazy talk, the boss isn't bugged. At least in splitscreen it isn't. You just have to shoot all his arms away AND THEN use the flamethrower and shoot the orange weak points that grow out of it's back.

[@mophia339]

It would've been a manageable boss fight if Matt actually aimed instead of just shooting straight forward.

[@goodvillain1015]

Ah yes, this was the precursor to when the enemies started having guns in RE6. Did Capcpom really think people liked it in this game?

[@BeePuncher]

Goodvillain 101 What about the big soldiers in RE4?

[@Sigismund697]

Stun rods sure but full on weapons c'mon Then again after 4 I wasn't really sure where they were going with the not-zombies grunt enemies

[@RedStar_N7]

Swinging a hatchet at Leon in RE4 proved inneffective. So why would enemies use anything less than what they have on hand?

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I don't see what's wrong with it.

[@lemeres2478]

"the call of the duties makes all of the money. Obviously, we need to make out survival horror game into that"

[@Akaritomi]

Remember kids! always ignore obvious weak points and just unload everything on infinitely regenerating parts that cause no damage at all. No seriously how did they not know this right off the bat?

[@snakeeyes941]

So the best tip i can give for the blob monster fight is, Just buy the RPG, the RPG kills it in 1-shot so you don't waste all your ammo and health.

[@Draliseth]

PAT!!! Why not fill all nine inventory slots with guns!? YOU ALREADY HAVE FIVE. >.< Stop making me wince every time the loadout screen appears. Please.

[@goodvillain1015]

8:55 CHOSEN ONE!

[@JasonLihani]

2:00 Yeah, you could argue the entire reason to make The Thing is just to have a reason to give your characters a flamethrower and have it make sense.

[@BossFountainGames]

the one thing I like about the goo monster, when it gets damaged and stuff you can actually see the guys face near the head, and kind of make out his torso/muscle/skeleton inside the monster. Little details

[@tuck234]

20:10 TThey really need to save up for the bullet proof vest... It's gonna get schlocky from here on... 27:08 Yes Pat... Fuck the actual Sniper Rifle that has a way better scope and steadiest aim. Which all sniper rifles have a 100% Headshot critical so the HK PSG1 is better, but fuck it, right? -__-

[@JTMHoneycombs]

Is it just me or does the boss fight music in the beginning of the video sound like Star Wars music?

[@Reyvierno]

Alright, so Pat was right about this boss being bugged; HOWEVER, the bug is that the stalks don't appear when you burn him, causing people to have to use the Rocket or dump tons of ammo. Shooting off his limbs causes him to regenerate (and sometimes get some of his stalks back) but the fight will always end(normally) with you destroying all three quick enough. Also, with the flamethrower, you just have to hold it on him for a long time for the stalks to appear, but Pat, being the fuck he his, was tapping him with it.

[@yoursonisold8743]

Who woulda thunk that hitting the glowing weak spots was the way to kill the boss and that wasting 70 shotgun rounds on the gooey body is pointless?

[@Oreomeister]

Have you guys considered aiming when you shoot?

[@KapitanPazur1]

>they don't shoot a weak spot for past 10 minutes >Pat: "well I guess the fight is bugged" classic Pat

[@michaelmoratto]

Welcome everyone, to Matts first lp of a game where you need to reload guns!

[@notoverwatch6991]

THE NEVER-ENDING BOSS FIGHT.

[@Cliff537]

If you’re doing a boss fight and constantly find yourself asking “am I doing this wrong?” odds are you’re doing it wrong.

[@chakatBombshell]

Matt mocking Umbrella scientist- "Leave the shotgun shells on my work desk just in case"... You know considering they're an umbrella employee this actually seems like a really good policy to have for all employees.

[@sdgundum990]

Pat the liar wasn't informing Matt to shoot the big bulbous bubbles that come out of its back after it takes fire damage, and Matt is blind. That's one tough boss bebeh!

[@AfroMetalMizu]

BURN TO GROU-BURN TO THE GROUND! Brrrt

[@0rriAndroid]

Burntoburnburnburntothegroundburntotheburntheburnburn!

[@Chadius]

I'm still trying to beat X Challenge, but Spiral Pegasus + Neon Tiger are just a pair of hit boxes bouncing around everywhere.

[@0rriAndroid]

I saw some stuff of X Challenge. Do they all give you X's melee from X6?

[@tailedgates9]

Flame Hyenard haunts my fucking dreams, man.

[@willadkins1354]

We now return to your regularly scheduled greed.

[@paranoidpanda7407]

This is the fight that never endsss... It goes... on and on... best friennddsss.........

[@flyingerasehead]

Some people starting shooting it not knowing what it was...and they'll continue shooting it forever just because...

[@Pokemon15231]

Oh look! A new Studio FOW video!

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

...wow, I can't believe how accurate this is.

[@Samm815]

So many molded.

[@222CBK222]

You deviant!

[@note4note804]

Why, because this also goes on way too long and is more grueling than satisfying?

[@jcace13]

Mr Peanut I don’t know if I’d enjoy Matt and Pats voices in my ears while watching one of those videos.

[@touchingisjustthefirststep]

Pat is so insane that he just doesn't want to get rid of his shitty sniper rifle.

[@blueblazer9991]

I can not believe this took almost the entire episode to beat the Uroborors monster

[@Foolyguy]

I can't count the number of times I would replay this game with friends and sometimes the battle goes easily. Other times for seemingly no reason, we dump ALL our ammo into this bastard and STILL can't finish him off.

[@SinnerBeta]

I always wished you could unlock the flamethrower for the rest of the game. Make the ammo unlimited like the minigun's but keep it short ranger and perhaps make it so you have the "reload" it from time to time, like do an animation where you have to pump a valve or something every 50 shots.

[@TheMilhouseExperience]

Sheva: Chris, Why are you so adamant about whatever you're gunning for? I have my obsessions but... Chris: You have no right to ask me that! But there are some things that need to die.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

I think the change made to this encounter with Uroboros is that some A-hole from Capcom either gave it WAY more health, or changed it so that only a small number of it's weak points actually cause damage. Because I played through this game A LOT on Xbox 360 with a friend of mine, and while we were a lot better at this game than the fumbling tag team of Matt and Pat, this battle still took a lot longer for them than it ever did for us, even on the first try.

[@InugamiTheHound]

28:29 Chris through his sniper scope can see the fat evil back.........goo man! The black goo must have eaten Todd from Detroit:Become Human.

[@SherlockHolmes000]

I don't know much about Resident Evil, but wouldn't make more sense to do your "Incinerate upon failure" tests in a giant crematorium?

[@jcace13]

Everybody knows that a gas canister standing vertically doesn’t explode when shot.

[@kilmerval]

So pat has all the guns but matt has all the ammunition

[@greedo277]

Honestly i havent played the ps4 version but i have played the 360 version more than a few times and its taken forever on occasion . I dont know if it demands you do something perfectly or it's just prone to restart its sequences but its for sure there on my list of bosses that can fuck off.

[@skynet091287]

Why do you want to contend with the rifles terrible reload time? Even though the PSG-1 is the weakest rifle starting out, it becomes amazing if you upgrade it. It has the fastest reload speed of all the rifles, it's special upgrades give it a much better zoom feature then all the rifles and it can be upgraded to semi-automatic. You are playing on normal, which should be plenty of reason to use the PSG-1 instead, as the lower health of most enemies means they will likely die from a few shots from any rifle anyway, and the semi-auto nature of the rifle means you don't have the reload animation put you in danger to contend with nearly as much...

[@ChrisPhails]

"But it has lower damage though!" - Pat "One Track Mind" Boivin

[@iMoD190]

but he used the semi auto in re4. his compulsiveness is inconsistent.

[@valerintproductions]

Steam has this problem as well against the Uroboros monster!!! the first time me and my buddy went through we couldn't get the pods to come up but when we quit and reloaded we finished with ALL of our resources!

[@RazzleDazzle23]

You will get your shotgun upgrades, OK! Don't be so needy!! Before the last boss you might even get your second capacity upgrade

[@Novamatter]

Ah...I see Matt passed by another Rotten Egg. Good.

[@ArcRay20]

call me crazy, buti actually like the idea of that Uroboros fight being actually a fight. i didnt remember it being much. but what exactly is the bug there? he has a bunch more health or it doesnt take any damage unless you hot those weak point tendrils?

[@gaminggoddess85]

The bug is Matt wasn't shooting the incredibly obvious weak points.

[@anachronologist2017]

Chris Gotem. He Is Legend.

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

So im 2 parts behind, are they still fighting the Goo monster or...?

[@MrGregory777]

19:38 From now, 2018, till Montell Jordan's "This is how we do it" came out is 23 years ago. feel old yet?

[@08Darkra80]

Mat carries so much fucking ammo.

[@kingofbel6499]

I havent played this game in years, but I'm pretty sure you are supposed to use fire only to stun the boss. Then the yellow weak points show up and you shoot them with your guns. The flamethrower you save just to stun him again.

[@gaminggoddess85]

How was Matt's clear time 10 minutes faster than Pat's on the result screen after the boss?

[@grizzlywhisker]

i have this on PS4 as well and it didn't take me this long. i honestly didn't even know you could recharge the flamethrower, i thought it was a one time use and i managed to make it through. maybe because i was playing single player and AI sheva was actually able to snipe weak points easily, idk.

[@Aziraly]

Also how can you not notice the sell all option for gems.

[@lenmutt]

Matt the flamethrower is't on a random timer it is refueling the weapon.

[@Crazimo]

26:17 Pat says the word wrong LOL

[@Valkenhyne]

Ouroboros go up, Matt's upgrades go down

[@YakuzaPanda]

this game had the most impressive flame affect at its time

[@joshmacala]

I wonder if they will do a take two of Xcom?

[@Xzeihoranth]

I bet it's some number that got bumped up in the boss's health counter, like the final form fog crawlers from Far Harbor.

[@larrata20]

I remember from the ps3 360 version of the game: the flamethrower always proc'd the stalks. But here, it barely does so. Guess they didnt like the flamer to be a cure all for the fight? So they just made it awful? Bummer

[@exodosthesoulbanish]

Why do I feel like the bug is to do with hit registry? It feels like even though the monster is being shot it's not taking damage.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Actually *aiming* for the weak points goes a long way to killing it.

[@Qthedude16]

Essentially, this boss fight is a DPS race

[@twilightsunset]

Cover's never over

[@Zantetsu13]

22:09 Holy crap, is Umbrella secretly run by Fantastic from New Vegas?

[@JeedyJay]

I like to think that a lot of B.O.W. scientists are a bit like Fantastic.

[@314APAR]

Look, we're reaching new heights every day! I put this gross thing in a bat and left it inside a truck! I put this weird goo into a tank full of leeches and then injected some of the janitorial staff with it! It made them awesome!

[@neonfatum]

Umbrella asked if I had a degree in theoretical biology. I said I had a theoretical degree in biology. They said welcome aboard.

[@godqueenbidoof]

19:43 Someone must remix this with the "Dog of Wisdom" video!

[@colg8_]

If I'm going to play a co-op RE with my gf which one should we play?

[@gaminggoddess85]

Revelations 2, if you don't want to trust her with shooting.

[@kovulion7777]

Dammit nobody told them the chair easter egg, chris/sheba will sit there too like Leon in Re4