Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 (Part 18)

[@jakedaniels951]

My favorite part was how Wesker kept dodging all of Pat's shots by teleporting into cool poses as if he was just moving really fast instead.

[@Blaine_themono]

Underrated comment right here.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

OHMYGOD

[@darknessleaderzero]

its his stand GLOBAL SATURATION!!! *poses*

[@PrinceMallow]

> Matt kills Jill and results in a Game Over. "I forgot that that happens." > Matt continues to shoot Jill.

[@JeedyJay]

He is going MAXIMUM DUMB.

[@Antonicane]

> Pat decides to 'Not do this the crazy way' > Pat shoots Jill in the chest and kills her.

[@comeonnodont5569]

there can only be ONE waifu

[@EggBastion]

Christ! He was just shooting her in the knees a bit - what the hell is wrong with you?

[@flyinggeneral]

LP FUNSIES

[@HellecticMojo]

"it's called a stun rod, not a kill rod"

[@andrekun1]

the ocean dont have enough salt

[@ReachStudioPro]

*BZzzzzZZZZZZZZZBZZZBZZZZZZZzzzAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAaaaaahhAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!*

[@SergioSource]

But is it a Power Rod?

[@tailedgates9]

We gotta get that rod from that monk in the back alley.

[@HGScotsman]

laughed so hard !!

[@skizzmt6291]

Jill telling Chris that millions will die if he doesn't hurry and Chris responding with "well yeah, but.." always cracks me up

[@tailedgates9]

Chris! Leon is supposed to be the laid back hero, not you. Lol

[@KidoO7g]

*Jill i haven't had sex in years !!* *millions of lives don't matter !!*

[@Th3SmartAlec]

Skizzm T I actually want more games/movies to address the fact that characters have become numb to the importance of their adventures.

[@faburos9012]

I guess that's just how calm and confident guys say stuff

[@ryanoleynik5041]

It almost makes sense with how obsessed Chris is with finding Jill, despite all the apocalyptic shit happening around him. Despite seeing people burst into worm monsters, finding ground zero for the Progenitor virus, discovering missiles that are covered with the name"UROBOROS" and listening to Excella rant about a new world order, any time he runs into the scene, he is always screaming "WHERE'S JILL?!"

[@Aarhead]

"Your future hinges upon this fight." *Kicks through door* I see what you did there, Wesker.

[@circular7]

I never got that the first time

[@jugemujugemu4690]

i dont get it

[@GameXful]

​@@jugemujugemu4690 hinges

[@TheManiacKing]

*7 Guns. 7 Guns is the amount of guns I’ve stolen from you Matt.*

[@dsfrreerg]

How Many Guns Have You Stolen In Your Life?

[@4thSurviver]

The man with seven guns...

[@hydra7427]

7 guns. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

[@MasterDecoy1W]

He has to collect the nine Corpse Guns to make himself invincible. He will be the man who "takes the gun first".

[@Nightweaver1]

That's as many as seven ones. And that's terrible.

[@FormOfKorn]

Watching Matt hide behind a pillar like a coward instead of taking shots at Wesker from behind is the most underrated part of this episode.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

RoachDoggJR it’s so frustrating

[@GohanEgret]

In fairness, he was following Pat's previous play style of separating them to focus on Wesker.

[@4Wilko]

Pat's tactics haven't been the best this LP.

[@tomdylan2074]

I see fans from Oneyplays are leaking into TBFP.

[@FormOfKorn]

I've watched TBFP well before Oney Plays, I'm just a lazy fuck who doesn't care to change his name/pic back to normal

[@somniscience]

"I legitimately can't remember how to fight Wesker at all. He's got some kind of gimmick because-" "Seven minutes. Seven minutes is a-" "He has to, right???"

[@platonicvulpine]

Tantibus thinking face emoji

[@timothymarzelli3874]

The gimmick is actually a secret treasure though. You can't get the Heart of Africa w/o kicking the shit out of Wesker, so, while a normal player may be content to hide, a completionist would be compelled to actually fight him

[@endlessmisery15]

Or hit him with the RPG, because that shit instantly ends the fight if I'm remembering it right.

[@somniscience]

I'm aware that there's a special treasure for beating him, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Pat wasn't quite meeting the level of gaming competence needed in order to get it.

[@Thaalmightyrootbeer]

Timothy Marzelli You can deadass cheese his vision going up those steps that lead through the door you are kicked out of. Fuck you can use the free Deagle to help.

[@RedDragon1444]

And thus. Jill became The Boss. Complete with the same hairstyle, over the top CQC, and unzipped skin tight suit

[@BeePuncher]

F You And big scars on her chest.

[@faburos9012]

From Silent Hill Cybil to MGS3 The Boss.

[@connothecowboy]

thats my fetish

[@Kazeromaru]

A year ago you forgot to add that she now growls like a cat for no discernible reason other than maybe Wesker programmed that into her because it's his fetish.

[@BenJamin-kn9pd]

"am i supposed to be up there with you or is that just a treasure?" "it's just a treasure" rip lightning hawk....

[@OkenaVids]

Ben Jamin another victim of Pat's crazy talk o7

[@matthewlugo2417]

Lightning hawk? Was that the magnum!?

[@Setobox]

Matthew Lugo Yep. It is a better a stronger weapon than the magnum Pat has now. Like it is there so you can use it against Wesker now and later!

[@Ragefat]

Stronger it is not, it's the weaker of them in damage per bullet, it does have higher rate of fire and less recoil, faster reload and more piercing power (though I don't see much benefit here as the other magnums pierce just fine).

[@faburos9012]

At least lightning hawk is Leon's default weapon in RE6 iirc

[@tugmanfunkowitz5274]

Today the best friends discover the awesome majesty of the stun rod, which shall henceforth be known as the kill rod

[@KF-hf4nt]

I thought the knife was the kill rod

[@RorenX]

Dragon Kick YOU THOUGHT WRONG

[@circular7]

It's so easy to kill monsters with it but it must be no lethal against actual people, right?

[@MasterTZA]

28:47 MILLIONS WILL DIE! ''Well yeah, but...''

[@li-limandragon9287]

Chris: "Your fine ass won't spank itself Jil"

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

"...Are you sure we don't have time to bang this out first?"

[@caramelfrappe402]

28:47 MILLIONS WILL DIE! ''Well yeah, but...'' *Sheva:* (In Matt's voice) "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WELL YEA, BUT??!" Cause let's be real. If you knew someone was going to kill thousands of people if not more, and your friend was fixated on getting laid with a friend- you'd question their sanity. I didn't realize how bad Chris wanted Jill until this part. He doesn't even care about his mission anymore, he wants to screw Jill so badly. Sheva should of said something lol.

[@andrei11dr]

"Chris, stop only thinking about you're stun rod"

[@Lonit-be]

your

[@An_Inconvenience]

In this episode: Two idiots beat a brainwashed woman to death with nonleathal weapons multiple times while Nazi Nightcrawler plays hide and seek

[@Azzabackam]

*Pat gets a special prompt for a boss fight* *Completely ignores it until the third attempt*

[@circular7]

Azzabackam have you seen their Detroit LP? Sometimes the best friends need to get punched in the face at least 3 in the face before realizing they're in a fight.

[@black0193]

I like how Matt and Pat are surprised that the Stun Rod can kill even though they've both used it before and saw how amazing it was at killing.

[@faburos9012]

I thought Jill was immune to the stun rod. I don't know why

[@kittyspam2146]

those were zombies though not real life people...

[@circular7]

It doesn't count if you're alive

[@adawong4716]

Jesus Christ, Matt. 😆 Fight starts, immediately starts shooting Jill in the head and then runs up to her and starts blowing her body apart with a shotgun.

[@tailedgates9]

Hey hey hey. He was trying to save her. XD

[@GohanEgret]

They shot at her _in the cutscene._ I would have thought the same thing.

[@ryanoleynik5041]

And don't forget that when he found out shooting her would kill her and cause a game over, he opened up the second attempt by shooting her again!

[@adawong4716]

Ryan Oleynik “Are you shooting Jill again?” “Just in the legs a bit.”

[@skolkor]

Sheva is just jealous.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I love how whenever Jill dies, it says "your PARTNER died." Cause she was your old partner y'know?

[@4thSurviver]

It should say partner in quotes to really confuse things.

[@bryanadkins6776]

In this episode Matt and Pat work together to discover the best way to restrain a woman so that they can paw at her chest.

[@Aki145]

And to stick a rod in her! I mean, ON her.... Yeah...

[@xkavarsmith9322]

On top of the already rampant racism and sexism. Sure, why not.

[@circular7]

Matt - "LET ME TASER HER WITH MY NON LETHAL-LETHAL STUN ROD" Pat - "LET ME SHOOT HER IN THE CHEST WITH A HAND CANNON AND MY 70% ACCURACY!"

[@TasTheWatcher]

*Last episode:* Found out about the sell all button. *This episode:* Forgot about the sell all button.

[@platonicvulpine]

Tas Video games are too hard

[@gaminggoddess85]

It's not like they play them for a living or anything.

[@moldyendsend]

He only remembers the sell all button when he has only one gem

[@4Wilko]

2:10 - "Do you still hear... monster...?" "I do." "SUP BITCHES!"" Glad Matt objected to Pat's suggestion to use a first aid spray just to pick up a green herb.

[@LordQuadros]

Wesker: "I don't need anyone else. I have Ligma!" Sheva: "What is Ligma?!" Chris: "SHEVA, DON'T!" Wesker: "Ligma... BALLS!" Chris: "NOOOOOOOOO!!"

[@Manufan-og1xg]

LordQuadros Shevaaaaaaaa!!!

[@KF-hf4nt]

I would of lost it if Chris used Entreat for the 4th time and Jill just dropped dead again

[@tailedgates9]

Goddamn it Jill. XD

[@SeruraRenge11]

"I wish there was a non-lethal melee we could do" YOU MEAN ENTREAT?

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Using melee in general seems to be encouraged since the melee prompt is followed up by the "rip out the gem" prompt.

[@circular7]

Pat horded some of the grey matter Matt needs to think properly.

[@Thaalmightyrootbeer]

William Brown I'm down to beat Jill with the Wackbat. I never thought to use it on her. I just shoot her red thingy.

[@xySuperManxy]

"I have a sniper rifle, I could end this right now." --Pat, seven minutes after shooting Wesker 10 times in the head with said rifle with the total effect of knocking his shades off.

[@xySuperManxy]

Also Wesker must really love those shades to pick them up in the middle of a fight. Either that or he has a second identical pair somewhere on his tactical suit.

[@JeedyJay]

He was specifically talking about Excella.

[@faburos9012]

I wonder if the rifle bullet just felt like bullies throwing rocks at Wesker's head in school days.

[@4thSurviver]

Picking up his shades mid battle is a very Wesker thing to do its not like he felt he was in danger.

[@Brave_SJ]

Wesker never leaves his house without at least three extra pairs of shades in case he needs a spare.

[@1Jhost1]

Pat: "Use up the incredibly valuable first-aid spray so I can hold onto these two rifle bullets." I love this LP. I love these two guys.

[@ianAEF]

When Matt finally nails his shots, he wasn't supposed to kill the target

[@goodvillain1015]

I am very envious of Jill having her head wrapped around in Sheva's thighs.

[@slifer875]

I wish i was in between the two......

[@patrickwilde5827]

Thighs within thighs and on top of thighs

[@r3volv3r50]

Chris doesn't know how lucky he is.

[@tailedgates9]

Jill = Best ass Sheva = Best thighs

[@tonyinfinite5174]

Jill wrapped her Thighs around Sheva and Wesker watched

[@Spyder1246]

Pat's blindness to see prompts caused Matt to die.

[@bioforce5]

The current [Crazy Talk] tally: 1. When asked if the PC version even has coop, Pat says "Yeah, I played it! I did, I did play it in coop!" 2. The mob of enemies that Pat says gives you nothing not only gives you something, it is in fact a unique treasure you cannot get anywhere else in the game. 3. Says everything in the environment can be slashed for ammo. Immediately attempts to slash an indestructible object that gives nothing. 4. Pat attempts to explain his strategy for avoiding damage from enemies that drop from the ceiling in the house, only to eat shit before he even finishes explaining. 5. Pat tells Matt that he has to come with to trigger the boss fight, then proceeds to trigger it without Matt. 6. Pat claims that dogs always hit him. Seconds later a dog is killed by friendly fire from a Molotov throwing majini without even having a chance to hit Pat. 7. Pat claims restarting the mission to find pickups have repopped is "how the golden egg trick works." This is not how the golden egg trick works. It involves giving an item to your partner in the pre mission screen, taking it back from them, and then saving and quitting to abuse how your inventory saves when doing co-op. 8. Pat insists the first thing they should do before grabbing the key at the marketplace is to unlock the door. This in fact makes the sequence much harder as the majini now have an additional entrance to make use of and results in Pat immediately eating shit from the "big boy" that comes through the door and then subsequently setting himself on fire. Leaving the door locked at least temporarily funnels them all to the window. 9. Pat tells Matt he has 10 grenades. Matt opens his inventory revealing he in fact only has 5 grenades. Pat then exclaims "Yup, you have 10 grenades." 10. Pat claims at the start that shooting enemies in the knees sucks, only to later find that the strongest melee attack in the game is gotten with knee shots. 11. Pat claims the truck "vaporized in the explosion" only to immediately see the truck wasn't vaporized, but blown to the side of the road. 12. In the car chase sequence Pat claims he killed everyone in the truck and blew it up. Moments later the still living drivers in the intact truck game over them. 13. Pat says Wesker could have just teleported back up to the window he was thrown out of. Wesker doesn't teleport, he just dashes too fast to track his movement. 14. Pat tells Matt to dump his current shotgun because he'll be getting the M3 in Chapter 3-1. It is in fact in Chapter 3-3, literally the last zone of this section of the game before the boss fight. 15. Pat claims he's going to "start the fight" when he goes to pick up the first slate. The first slate does not trigger a fight. 16. Pat tells Matt the shotgun MUST be in the village. He is now double wrong about where the M3 is located, and is continuing to get more wrong by the second. 17. Pat tells Matt he can't escape the trap around the magnum on his own and Matt must help him. Pat then immediately frees himself with no help from Matt. 18. Pat insists Sheva never said she wanted to give up. She literally says "We should both get the hell out of here." 19. Pat says "I feel really bad for him" in reference to how hard he was kicking the chainsaw majini's ass, only to immediately waste 2 magnum shots in a row and get decapitated by him, resulting in a game over. 20. During the sequence in which they have to protect Josh, Matt says he assumes the enemies are gonna start coming out of the walls. Pat replies "No, we killed everybody." As he is saying this a cutscene starts up in which the enemies start coming out of the walls. 21. During a chainsaw majini fight Pat says "We're dead" as the majini winds up for a decapitation. [Crazy Talk] activates instantly, stunning the majini thus saving Matt and Pat. 22. Pat walks up to a door he presumes to be impossible to open and sarcastically exclaims "we can't get through here. Noooo." He then opens the door with no issues and becomes confused. 23. While giving Matt advice on escape routes from a chainsaw majini that was chasing him, Pat tells Matt "There's a door near you." Matt was standing on a raised platform with no doors anywhere on it. 24. Pat claims that the tentacles on their left during the Irving fight only attack the player on their right, and this was supposedly why they were only attacking Pat. The moment he finishes making this assertion, a left side tentacle attacks Matt instead. 25. Pat claims that you can't purchase ammo, however, purchasing a gun and then selling it back leaves the ammo it came loaded with in your inventory allowing you to purchase ammunition. Also, as Matt pointed out, you can technically purchase ammunition by purchasing an ammo capacity upgrade. This is more limited than purchasing a gun and selling it back, but is still a very effective means of acquiring ammo when you have capacity upgrades available. 26. Pat claims that the M3 Shotgun has a tighter spread than the Ithaca. All shotguns in RE5 have the same average shot grouping cone. 27. Pat says the armor you can purchase doesn't visibly appear on the character model. It, in fact, does. 28. Pat exclaims that the laser emitter has stopped. It immediately fires another laser the moment he says this. 29. While waiting to see if some majini would walk into the path of one of the lasers, Pat says "No, they're not gonna move past that spot." Immediately after saying this the majini walk into the laser. 30. Pat states that killing the lickers "Doesn't seem possibly worth it." The room with the lickers is a very popular farming location as they drop valuable treasures despite being easier to kill than most treasure carrying enemies. 31. Pat claims you cannot throw more than two grenades in U-8's mouth. You can, in fact, throw more than two grenades in. They just fucked up on the third attempt and tried to use an incendiary grenade, which does not work. For the record, even though he equipped an incendiary grenade for earlier attempts, the game automatically used his high explosive grenades from his inventory. This may have itself been the work of [Crazy talk], making his wrong choice of grenade work out anyway. 32. In the room in which they are sneaking past the lickers they come to a door Pat claims they "need to bust down super hard," implying they would alert the lickers. Matt then proceeds to open the door slowly and quietly without alerting the lickers. 33. Pat claims Matt's shotgun is going to be "the best" for dealing with the Reaper enemies. shotguns are broadly considered one of the worst methods of dealing with reapers as they are slow moving enemies that kill you instantly in close combat. This means that using precision weapons from long range is the optimal approach. It allows you to abuse their slow speed and avoid the instant death attack. 34. After spending a significant amount of time fighting it, Pat tells Matt they are doing the Uroboros Mkono boss fight correctly and that "It's just tough." They discover shortly after that they had spent nearly the entire fight not actually hitting its weakpoints. They were instead just repeatedly shooting the arms off of it, which does no actual damage. 35. In the section in which the lickers are climbing up the wall, Pat says "Now I've got a decent shot at these things." He then finds himself completely unable to spot any of the lickers whilst aiming as he may well have been in the worst possible spot to do so. 36. When Matt reaches the end of the section with the lickers Pat says "I feel like I got all of them." As he is saying this a licker is literally on screen in Matt's view. seconds later the licker jumps across the screen in front of Matt screeching. 37. While Matt is in the "Dying" state Pat says "I don't think I can get over to you." The moment he says this a prompt to jump down to the floor Matt is on flashes across the screen. 38. Pat says "I wish I could see where Wesker fucking was." Wesker is on the minimap at all times during the fight with him. 39. After dealing enough damage to Wesker to begin the QTE beatdown on him, Pat excitedly exclaims "I got him!" Pat then fucks up a prompt, failing the QTE sequence and getting himself damaged instead. 40. After discovering the stun rod can be used in an infinite combo of zapping Jill and then restraining her repeatedly, Pat exclaims "We've discovered a sick strat!" Jill then dies shortly after from the high damage dealt by the stun rod, resulting in a game over. 41. Pat states that he can't even shoot Wesker during Wesker's attack animations. immediately after this he successfully lands a shot on Wesker during an attack animation. Anything else so far? I'll post these when I start an episode and add as occurrences of [Crazy Talk] activate. //Side Notes\\ 1. The fact that the game "used to" have coop and that you can "mod it in" do not change the fact that it currently does not have coop, even though Pat said it did. 2. Saying Matt had 55 grenades was a joke, yes, but saying he had 10 was definitely meant to be a more realistic answer. That said, I only included it in the list because it was funny that we clearly see he has five grenades and Pat reaffirms that has "10." 3. I realize Pat saying dogs always hit him was an exaggeration and not a matter of fact statement, but the fact that within seconds of saying that a dog dies on its own directly in front of Pat without getting to even try to attack REEKS of [Crazy Talk].

[@zeplinkid17]

Make sure you include Pat saying "I wish I could see where Wesker fucking was" while there's a minimap with Wesker's location on it.

[@Rio..o7..]

SuspiciousEd Pat: I don't think I can get over there! (misses giant jump down prompt) 9:30

[@0rriAndroid]

12:15 "I wish I could see where Wesker fucking was" As Wesker is clearly visible on the minimap

[@andrekun1]

he said that beating wesker in these 7 min is SUPER HARD....dunno, maybe that could count as well. He also started the wombo-combo, would defeat really hard MIIIIIISTER wesker [teh one]

[@Slasher9485]

"We've discovered a sick new tech!" *Instantly kills Jill and the section fails*

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all we'll wait before uploading TMS 2nd Gig.

[@slifer875]

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all i could stand in the first episode of TMS before quitting.

[@MothmanEndured]

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT

[@matthewlugo2417]

Tms?

[@PandaBearPro]

Tokyo Mirage Sessions

[@touchingisjustthefirststep]

No fuck that stupid shit it was going on for too long.

[@astripedgoon6579]

I never knew flash rounds did damage. Imagine if chris calling also did damage. Chris: "Jill don't do this!" Jill: *explodes*

[@GenerationWest]

I wonder if Pat will say Wesker teleports, especially since we see him ACTUALLY RUN lol

[@4thSurviver]

If Pat admits he runs then he would have in fact teleport-ed retroactively. It doesn't matter if he learns, he's still screwed!

[@BasicSub]

Yeah man pat stays wesker.

[@artrosemaloca4663]

Nightcrawler can run too, though.

[@sdgundum990]

So he can run fast AND teleport? What an awesome power.

[@H4V0K1407]

If you think about it, it actually makes LESS sense if he runs instead of teleports. If he can run fast enough to dodge a bullet, he can definitely punch straight through Chris' chest. But if he teleports, he has no momentum, so he can only hit with appropriately powered strength.

[@IHaveVertigo]

I still love that Chris's response to "millions will die" is "well yeah but."

[@copiumhsrgi]

"Millions will die!" Chris: "Well, yeah-" Oh, the classic.

[@skolkor]

2:15 Matt ignoring the help prompt and manually cutting the tongue with the knife is one of the most baffling things I've seen in a while.

[@dough1595]

Each part, Matt's soul dies a bit more. You can almost feel him turning ginger.

[@finalcord4662]

I think the idea of the thing on her chest is that it's an externally fitted version of the Las Plagas parasite, allowing the host to be mind-controlled without the parasite overtaking their entire body and turning them into a horrible bio-curse monster.

[@ultraspinalki11]

But why would Wesker like to preserve her anyway? Like, doesn't he hate Jill and Chris to the point of not caring if some irreversible damage happens to them?

[@finalcord4662]

Presumably it was for either A: Letting her form stay normal enough to be relatively incognito (despite the plague doctor getup) or B: For the plot with her and Chris to happen.

[@MisanthropicMarxist]

I thought the idea was that someone at Capcom watched the fight against Cybil in Silent Hill 1, and thought "Yeah, it's been long enough that nobody will care if we borrow this"

[@jugemujugemu4690]

Paulo Penado the reason was because Wesker found out she had the dormant virus in her because of RE3, so she could get similar abilities as him, which is why he kept her.

[@BrunstadEx]

There's a file in the game that explains that Wesker tried a lot of ways to mind control or infect jill, all viruses he tried were no good on Jill since she developed an immunity against viruses similar of the T-virus when she got infected by Nemesis. Her blond hair and wax like skin tone was the result of all those experiments. So, Wesker, unable to infect her, put that mechanism thing that pumps a virus (can't remember if the file says what type of virus it was); that leaves her in a mind controlled state.

[@alejandroreyes9574]

Matt's inventory is making me cry

[@r3volv3r50]

Alejandro Reyes Matt's inventory *is* crying.

[@circular7]

How is Pat's OCD not crying?

[@GamerTreeProductions]

*Has map open which shows Wesker moving towards Pat* "I wish I could see where Wesker was." I don't even know what to call this. This is *Crazy Talk* mixed with absolute blindness.

[@brittneyduncan1443]

When is our Dante’s Inferno playthrough?

[@r3volv3r50]

Brittney Duncan When the glass case has to be broken... ...or you could get the game.

[@theqreem8587]

When Woolie accepts Dante as the best character design ever

[@brittneyduncan1443]

Raistlin his mom would be so proud.

[@bloodyangel1]

I wouldn't be surprised if it's a Matt only LP on his own channel, considering no one wanted to do it with him.

[@gaminggoddess85]

+bloodyangel1 Oh boy, a solo LP with salty baby DarkSydeMatt... Yeah no, I'd rather eat my own toenail clippings.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

*7 MINUTES.* 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you.

[@nickjohnson2968]

hell yes

[@slifer875]

in jojo time that is an eternity.

[@vahlok1426]

...You can't hide forever!

[@RG-iv2do]

Could someone explain this, I forgot what it means XD

[@TheTrueMerrio]

7 minutes of *playtime*

[@grahamstribling1496]

Kills dozens of enemies throughout the game with stun rod. Still surprised that it kills Jill

[@jugemujugemu4690]

Graham Stribling like that’s what’s most baffling about they’re shock about it

[@faburos9012]

DSP: Whaaaat? I killed her! I tazed her with the stun rod and it killed her! Agh aaaaah ah ah ah ah

[@tickleson8661]

There's two ways to remove Jill's chest thing one's really crazy the other less crazy *Less Crazy:* Ask her to remove the chest piece herself *Crazy:* Motor boat those puppies until the piece falls off without getting killed

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Fun Fact: So in the final cut of the game, you'll game over if you kill Jill. Be it by shooting her or throwing a rotten egg at her. But in the original draft, the game would have had certain decisions that determine if Jill dies or not. There isn't any details as far as I can find about the choices, but the game would have had a Jill Lives or Jill Dies ending. Assuming she did live though, the ending would be quite similar to the one in the finished game.

[@JeedyJay]

Where are you getting these from? Do you reading us passages from one of those artbooks that have development trivia in them, or something?

[@slifer875]

Every single thing you said about early cut content or draft stuff, is 1000000000000000000000000x better than the final game.

[@StrickenWithFear]

HighwaterTrousers Damn I hate when a game downgrades. All this cool shit on the cutting room floor and this is the game we got.

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Jeedy Jay I've basically stockpiled trivia from the Japanese Art of Resident Evil 5 book, as well as interviews with the devs, such as the Prima Guide interview with them before release. I totally admit to just jumping right into the trivia though, since I've been doing this for almost every video with a relevant piece of trivia hahaha!!

[@HighwaterTrousers]

slifer875 On paper, the original draft sounds super cool. But I can understand why some parts were cut, like for pacing or because it ended up not being fun to play.

[@thegoodoldays911]

I like that pat immediately forgets about the sell all button.

[@Azzabackam]

As awesome as the Wesker/Jill fight is, I think Jill could've been handled better. She's a HUGE threat, even on Normal, and the player doesn't really have a way to fight her other than bait and lure away from whichever partner fights Wesker. It would've been nice if you got special melee moves like the 4 hit combo you use on a downed Wesker, but instead of that you do sick judo moves to pin her in place.

[@JeedyJay]

I think I remember being able to use the throw prompt on her, and in the first part of the fight it makes her stay down for a while.

[@daddysempaichan]

You don't even need to do that. Just wait at the door until Wesker Falcon Kick you through and just run in there. Jill literally do nothing as both you and your partner kick the crap out of Wesker.

[@KidoO7g]

I can beat Wesker before Jill can get up from being Judo throw. *one rocket launcher to the face and its done*

[@MrZoichi]

How to fight Wesker: Step 1) Bring the RPG Step 2) Fire the RPG at Wesker Step 3) Shoot the rocket when he catches it. Step 4) Victory!

[@Titankerberos]

Welcome back to two best friends play horribly. The good news is they found out chris could call out to jill and stun her so this fight won't take 7 episodes. The bad news is they can't aim so they avoided the easy jill fight and they didn't get the desert eagle from the chest on the upper floor during the fight with wesker which i think pat has probably never seen in the game once.

[@timothymarzelli3874]

Titankerberos I think you meant welcome back to Pat plays horribly. Matt's been playing amazingly, especially considering not only does he get to shoot this time (referencing RER 2 where he spent most of the time not being able to shoot), but he's also had to deal with Pat stealing his weapons and not upgrading the ones he DIDNT steal

[@LewinGodwynn]

I refuse to have it any other way. I watch these bumblekings for the commentary.

[@circular7]

More like two best brute forcers.

[@StuartRobertM]

*a severe car accident victim arrives at the Hospital of Matt* Dr. Matt: Dear god, he's in trouble. Get me 2 stacks of shotgun shells. Stat. Nurse: erm .. we do have medicines and first ai.... Dr. Matt: SHOTGUN SHELLS!!! *beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* Dr. Matt: Hmm, maybe I should have used handgun ammo.

[@circular7]

StuartRobertM Dr. Matt - WE CAN STILL SAVE HER...PASS ME THAT STUN ROD!!

[@lifeiscrap103]

Quick! Jam these Flash Grenades in the wounds! Then use the Flamethrower from that one fight to cauterize it.

[@switchbladex9965]

Yes Matt the stun rod you have seen pat kill people with since he bought it will still kill Jill

[@faburos9012]

Someone needs to make a movie poster of Pat killing Jill with a stun rod. The movie's name: Kill Jill

[@qwopiretyu]

How does Pat not know how entreat works to stun her into a grabable state? It's no ammo, it's free.

[@toddvogel8887]

*Best friends walk into Wesker fight* Me: I wonder if Pat actually knows how to fight Wesker... *Cutscene ends* Me: Nope.

[@gaminggoddess85]

"I'm da RE expert tho" -Pat, repeatedly

[@circular7]

It's really hard to play the game with one hand and look up how to play in the other when you're Pat.

[@Valkenhyne]

"I wish I could see where Wesker was" PAT YOU HAVE A MAP and now as I'm typing this you realise he's on the map, so I'm glad for that at least.

[@Unrelenting3]

Oh, it's only a treasure, Pat says. It just so happens to be a second goddamn Magnum. The weaker Deagle variety, sure, but, it's found in the middle of a goddamn boss fight. Double Magnum tag team. Double Magnum has passed us by...

[@toongirl007]

I hope after they finish the main campaign they try Desperate Escape! :D

[@TheSpiritus0]

toongirl007 they already did for one of the shitstorms

[@TheSpiritus0]

BlairGB1 oh yeah I forgot. I never finished the other one so I forgot it existed.

[@zomboids2100]

The zaibatsu will *Never* escape from bio-curse of evil resident.

[@Hadowsay019]

Maybe after matt has his nap and bottle.

[@TheSpaceJockey91]

toongirl007 Oh, that shit was cringeworthy. There was basically a black Jar Jar Binks type character in DE.

[@conorhalliday1089]

The Stun Rod does more damage than you think, anyone who has used Heavy Metal Chris on Mercenaries will probably already know this.

[@shinvaX]

After the comically failed Non lethal attempts at rescuing Jill with the stun/kill rod & flash grenades, I pictured Entreat would do the same.

[@aivalera]

Mat’s grumpy and Pat’s stand is out of control. This episode is gonna be the greatest of all Best Friends history!!

[@4thSurviver]

We are about half way to Omikron levels here.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Just need a literal screaming match over a GameFAQs walkthrough.

[@TerriblePilot17]

Yeah Matt, the stun rod that has been killing people since you obtained it totally won't kill Jill.

[@V3RTIGO222]

Pat - "No, it's just a treasure" He notices the co-op action required coffin needed to skip Wesker's annoying plot armor and have him leave, confusing hidden treasure with hiding spot. Crazy Talk strikes once again!

[@morphadomus2385]

And on this day forth, we will always remember the day that pat left behind one of the coolest weapons available in RE5, The lightning hawk. Let us all bow our heads into our hands in the worlds largest unified facepalm, and shame pat for the rest of this playthrough.

[@manabluerose]

They were so damn stupid not to explore the tombs for it

[@kingofbel6499]

"I will take Wesker." Haha, you are a funny guy Pat...

[@SeruraRenge11]

"Beating Wesker in this 7 minutes is insanely hard" No it's not, just bring a rocket launcher and shoot the rocket when he catches it, you instantly win.

[@zanchev1723]

William Brown well that's no fun....😒

[@4thSurviver]

got to get that melee combo instead, best part of the game.

[@JeedyJay]

Just make real sure that Jill isn't standing near Wesker when you do that.

[@sayu765]

Alternatively, they also could have just got the magnum in the room above, shot Wesker into a stun state, and then hit him with the melee combo two or three times. It's way cooler that way, and you don't need to lug a rocket launcher with you to the room.

[@brannflakes7626]

"If wesker succeeds, uroboros will be spread across the globe! Millions will die!" "Well yeah, but lemme smash first"

[@redhellreaper9421]

I can't believe Pat was just gonna walk right under the shining beacon of money that was the treasure until hawkeye Matt shot it down. Edit: Did they really skip the deagle like that? Pat why are you always WRONG.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

It's crazy how amazed they are at the Stun Rod killing Jill when it's been a pretty effective killing tool whenever they've used it.

[@zeplinkid17]

This LP is not going well for them. I love it!

[@DoobisMan]

I loved seeing Pat ditch the Magnum during the Jill fight, as I knew the second magnum was LITERALLY IN THE BOSS ROOM.

[@LightningZerker]

Albert Wesker is just an alias. His true name is Aoi Itsuki. After Fortuna Entertainment fell through some tough times he decided to use Performa as a way to control the people. The consequences such as the zambos and the Black Goo were just...accidents.

[@GohanEgret]

"k o w a s h i D I E" - albert itsuki, 2189

[@CHUNGHO3]

I think Uroboros has got to Matt.

[@ItsTheFizz]

This Jill fight could've been such an emotional encounter if the developers weren't so busy indulging their various fetishes...

[@JavierGarcia-gn2gr]

i say they didnt endulge ENOUGH

[@SeruraRenge11]

I think it awakens whole new emotions in me

[@gaminggoddess85]

It's sort of like how Corpse Party would be scary if I wasn't constantly being reminded of the writer's piss fetish in every other chapter. _And it happens in all three of the games what the fuck_

[@brannflakes7626]

Oh japan...

[@tonyinfinite5174]

gaminggoddess85 Corpse party had literally every fetish the Corpse party remake in particular was some of nastiest shit I've seen

[@iliketehfair]

Fast enough to dodge bullets and strong enough to punch right though someone's chest and uses a gun anyway. Wesker is the best.

[@DatAsuna]

"I wish I could see where wesker fucking was" He says as wesker is a big arrow on the minimap "you can blindside wesker" *jumps in front of him* "Should I be there helping you with the only enemy we can actually beat that's easily distracted by 2 people?" "Nah just stand around doing nothing for 7 minutes, that's the intended way to play all right, ignore this co-op chest implying you could actually play the game"

[@Terronage]

Sign of a good Co-op partner, hogs all the guns and gives a flippant "i dunno" whenever you ask a question about strategy. Shout out to Pat for continuously finding the subcellar in any situation and parking right in it.

[@kyero8724]

"Lets do the hard way in a narrow hallway making it harder lol"

[@micpere1991]

I lost my shit when Matt killed Jill with the stunt rod. 😂 I couldn't breathe

[@slifer875]

How to improve RE5: make jill the protagonist wearing that sexy bodysuit and give sheva a personality, also change 80%of the game.

[@xenoviaarchus6068]

So now that they've fought him I can finally say this. I love the detail of wesker that he still uses the samurai edge from re1. Whether it's because he's secretly sentimental or because it's the best handgun in re. It's details like that I love.

[@RedNinja115]

I was actually waiting for Chris's words to somehow kill Jill after the stun grenade death

[@zanetorres8180]

Watching Pat constantly WALK AROUND the room with the Desert Eagle during the Wesker fight actually took years off of my life. Never change Patrick, never change. Editor's note: I absolutely love how Chris has been plowing through Wesker's facilities the entire game, no hesitation, completely devoted to stopping Wesker at all costs. But the literal second he frees Jill he wants to get the fuck out of there. What a protagonist.

[@carlbates9110]

“Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.” Why don’t you just kill them, Wesker? You almost killed Chris once before Jill threw you out a window. You should know that Chris screws everything up every time you spare him.

[@Aki145]

He was holding the Villain Ball.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

He’s the physical personification of Umbrella. Self harming hubris.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

He strikes me as the type of guy who likes to play with his food.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

Lucas Martinez he’s the kind of guy that wouldn’t do the sure kill in a fighter, and die trying to kill them off stylishly.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

That also works yes XD.

[@Gustavozxd13]

watching chris and sheva defeat jill is really goof cause they're both moving like weirdos with tank controls meanwhile jill is doing flips and shooting all over the place and she still loses

[@GameOverDeo]

I am about to hit 30 years old, seeing Pat miss QTEs, not seeing items/prompts and slow reflexes makes me wonder if the change is really that drastic. Or Pat is just that bad.

[@mongooseunleashed]

GameOverDeo Trust me. Pat is just that bad. He's really good when he has a plan though.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Most people will tell you it's the LP tax of having to play and talk at the same time. The amount of suck in this video is too extreme to be completely credited to LP tax.

[@gaminggoddess85]

We know he was good at RE2 at least. I'm not sure muscle memory from doing 500 prior playthroughs counts the same as skill though.

[@timothymarzelli3874]

gaminggoddess85 It doesn't. I have insane muscle memory for Legend of Dragoon (if you don't know the game, I encourage you to at least look up the attacks), but in no way am I "skilled" at the game

[@gaminggoddess85]

I feel like Legend of Dragoon (amazing RPG, iffy translation) is a different sort of case since the battle system is QTEs that you're expected to memorize. Speaking of, was it just me who had embarrassing amounts of trouble with Rose's Whip Smack? The first button press is so fast. I was a weird savant with Albert's Rod Typhoon though.

[@Qthedude16]

27:23 Pat trying to tear the heart out of Jill, with Sheva standing too close waving the stun rod around lie some kind of mystical shaman is so funny

[@HanMasho]

Remember that time they thought this was going to be a no death playthrough? They were wrong.

[@4thSurviver]

I like to think Pat legitimately believed for that one second as open the case to put the game in before common sense reasserted itself.

[@iMoD190]

like the time pat considered doing a 'no merchant' playthrough for the re4 lp? 'if I fuck up, I should feel really ashamed.' - pat at the start of the re4 lp.

[@yesjoel123]

Matt’s incompetence to press the god dam button prompts to doge and help Chris during licker section, and basically every time one shows up due to fear and panic is making this LP gold for me.

[@jonahgetz8770]

Keep in mind Jill tells him that MILLIONS will die, but Chris still doesn't want to leave her.

[@JeedyJay]

I've said it before, but sometimes Chris is more dog than man.

[@slifer875]

jill>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>those millions.

[@tanjajan53]

we don't trade lives

[@gaminggoddess85]

Japan loves its dumbly devoted heroes who'll damn the world to save their loved ones. See also: Nier.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

And still nothing in there relationship has ever been romantic.

[@GrantTheHierophant]

Probably one of my favorite episodes so far. It really makes my day to see you guys upload videos like these.

[@tickleson8661]

Wesker: Crap I lost him.... I know! *FOUND YOU!* Wesker: Yes... that'll freak him out!

[@SwagBroPlays]

Jill becomes an even bigger badass thanks to Weskers experiments. And we never get to plays as her ever again after Re5. Good ol smart Capcom.

[@TheGrayll]

Pro Tip: Just aiming at Jill in the first fight causes her to roll away.

[@Oddity_]

That stun rod slat it's not like we've seen stun rods kill before or anything

[@Setobox]

They keep leaving better weapons behind. Gosh darn it guys.

[@wrathofvaughn9309]

So no entreating and a "surprise" kill with the stun rod, huh? Never change, guys.

[@HAOSimulator]

Jesus Christ, we were about to watch them throw away a First Aid Spray instead of two rifle rounds.

[@ryanoleynik5041]

"I don't want to hurt you" cue five minutes ago when Chris blew her away with the magnum at point blank range.

[@wrydiculouslionel]

24:55 OK, I'm agreeing with Pat for once. Jill can get killed by FLASH GRENADES!? I played RE5 so many times and yet I have not realized the absurdity of this.

[@Aymannnnnnnn]

Matt just straight up murdered Jill. I'm dying

[@oofta.gaming]

That Jill fight was so annoying on Professional difficulty

[@williamdavis4882]

Yea

[@sadnessofafrica]

Still not as bad as the Gigante fight

[@PenguinOnDopee]

You can cheese it really hard if you just have one partner stand where she resets after each chest pull

[@0rriAndroid]

I did it with the AI partner. Took me like, 30 tries

[@fearIfinch]

Not quite as bad as your constant shitposting

[@08Darkra80]

Pat never hitting a counter prompt on time, and them finding every non lethal way to murder Jill ever.