-Laughs at the idea of taxation being considered theft -Complains about the absurd taxes on video games in Canada Ohhhh that Woolie~
@222CBK2224 жыл бұрын
In Canada a AAA game costs $79.99 and with tax equals over $90. If that isn't theft then I don't know what is. "No says the parasite, we want our share!"
@PieLovesPi4 жыл бұрын
@@222CBK222 Libertarians are grade A goofballs. Laughing at them and complaining because taxes are a pain sometimes aren't contradictory opinions.
@Zaylovesu24 жыл бұрын
Woolie is cool people and all, but man does he say some questionable things.
@flowonthego4 жыл бұрын
@@222CBK222 It's nice that you don't know what theft is.
@tylerulfmann45864 жыл бұрын
flowonthego hay if my shit is being charged and I stop paying that to the government the government will take my shit that’s pretty much theft I bought my shit the government charges for me to have it we can argue the necessity of the theft but it is theft
@BlargleWargle6 жыл бұрын
I love that Bastila is just patiently waiting for the voices in Pockets' head to finish this discussion before swinging.
@darknessvamp6 жыл бұрын
What I loved about this LP is how Woolie acts in comparison to the XCom LP where he was all for alien domination but as soon as you give him a lightsaber or give the suggestion he can get one he immediately turns into a space racist. Which is hilarious.
@kurtking80466 жыл бұрын
that's because in xcom he needed the aliens to get the powers. as a sith fuck the aliens he doesn't need them
@Delivery-Witch-Express5 жыл бұрын
Cut out the middleman and just fuck the light saber.
@chuckles3116 Жыл бұрын
the funniest parts is that he sees the exact deal he proudly exclaims his love of (cool shit in exchange for slave trade) on Kashyyk and shits on them for being race traitors even though they're getting a better deal than Xcom 2 humanity since they at least get to have an upper caste of free people that are free to play with the cool shit on their own.
@Blurredborderlines5 жыл бұрын
1:00:00 KOTOR2 explains why pure dark side leads to you being a psychopath and Darth Nihilus is essentially why "this is what it means to go further beyond" is actually the worst it's ever been. Something something "absolute power" and all that
@DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын
Kreia is amazing. EU Luke is amazing. Gray jedi are amazing. These are the things Disney threw away.
@BlackBirdGuardian7 ай бұрын
@DiggitySlice Disney: "What you mean there's a jedi path that are both Good and Evil? No no. It must always be Good and Bad. And what's this 'Extended Universe'? There's a bunch of stories that happen before the Mainstream Franchise? No one's gonna pay for that." Star wars Fans: "you've just destroyed Everything that is the essences of Star Wars."
@SlimJimApproves5 жыл бұрын
1:05:05 I believe it's also stated somewhere that giving in to the dark side of the force is equivalent to taking a drug, in that the more you do it the more addictive it becomes, but the more numb you become to it so you have to do even worse things to get that high from the force. So that can explain why it is so easy for Jedi to fall, as well as non-Jedi since, according to canon, everyone is connected to the force at least a little, so it makes sense for normal soldier guys to be swayed by the better Sith deal. They may not necessarily get the high "feeling" from embracing the dark side, but it's enough to corrupt their morality and ideals.
@AniMana216 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Anakin didn't immediately turn to the Dark Side because "fuck the jedi" it was because he just fucking killed a leader on the jedi council to save the guy who promised he could save his wife's life, and just goes whole hog because there's no backing down after the shit he just did.
@BallinBubblegum5 жыл бұрын
Just rewatched revenge of the sith for the first time in a while the other day. I honestly don’t know if people just didn’t pay attention to what was being said in that movie (which I kinda get cuz the acting is pretty bad at times) but I thought anakins choices made perfect sense. Palpatine and windu were saying the exact same thing when it came down to it. The Jedi were straight up going to take control over the government once the war was over. Anakin just chose the path that allowed him to get what he needed.
@cyberninjazero56595 жыл бұрын
@@BallinBubblegum I think Anikans fall is undermined heavily by the Younglings scene straight up the movie would improve 2000% if it was cut
@Eshanas5 жыл бұрын
@@cyberninjazero5659 It makes zero sense for Anakin to have cut down those kids. Like, an hour ago he killed Windu, yes, but six hours before that he was a veritable Jedi hero looked up to by everyone. He was a celebrity. Those kids not only trusted him but adored him. When in the fuck does Anakin becomes okay with killing kids? He did kill the Sand People, yes, which also to me does come out of the blue, but he couldn't at least think of swayying the kids or avoiding them and let the clones do it?
@cyberninjazero56595 жыл бұрын
@@Eshanas I agree with you. Hell I'd argue killing the kids at all was unnecessary they could've just indoctrinated them like the Jedi were doing
@NeoCreo15 жыл бұрын
CyberNinjaZero In fact, that’s exactly what palls did. Many of his agents were former Jedi that he corrupted. Scene really should be removed.
@lv.20736 жыл бұрын
13:13 That was in Clone Wars, and it was actually super rad
@rheaflowergroove77326 жыл бұрын
SwoodMan 127 It was the radest.
@paragonrobbie92705 жыл бұрын
Pat misdirects Woolie's hatred by literally lying to him. He has mastered the sith power of Crazy Talk.
@darrianweathington19235 жыл бұрын
You didn't need to guess that Big Bass was going to give into the dark side. *Shes the only jedi that speaks with a British accent.*
@god473985 жыл бұрын
obi wam kenobby
@SamSphinx3 жыл бұрын
The greatest Jedi in the World, BIG BASS
@teacakes68616 жыл бұрын
1:22:51 M - "And here we are again, for the last time. I hope master spooked by me now, i've become a big boy! Maybe she'll be my apprentice now! W-what is she doing? Is that a handfull of illigal battle drugs she just ate?! And now she's buffing herself with for- oh no oh god oh jeez"
@juniorjunior58846 жыл бұрын
O-Oh Boy, big problems for old Malak!
@teacakes68616 жыл бұрын
I want to believe that Malak is related to Lucky Ted. This is my canon.
@juniorjunior58846 жыл бұрын
He's Ted's cousin, but while he has force powers he lacks the luck trait his family has. So he's _really_ unlucky. Think about it, if Ted were in this situation things would go differently.
@Poppenheimer694 жыл бұрын
I totally wouldnt care if I saw my boss who I betrayed and who was always smarter, stronger and more charismatic than me, quietly smacking 8 syringes with some uber buff drugs into his/her thigh.
@gundam26006 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand the hype for Pockets until now.
@Karaknos5 жыл бұрын
*Fellow Student greets Pockets as she comes up to him* Woolie: "Oh, you aren't gonna last"
@cyberninjazero56595 жыл бұрын
"Wouldn't you turn hard neutral" Woolie says as he stands next to Jolee Bindu
@HistoryNerd8765 Жыл бұрын
Woolie is a great guy and all, but he has this tendency to think about concepts in purely rational and logical terms. He never considers emotionality at all, and it leads him to say some goofy stuff sometimes.
@psycholuigiman Жыл бұрын
@@HistoryNerd8765 Don't forget. Love is just chemicals.
@ghastlyghifin40295 жыл бұрын
I swear, the critical-hit-negating beady red eye goggles add so much to Pockets' look, it's incredible.
@moonmannd75015 жыл бұрын
At one point during the initial run of the LP I described them in a comment as Pockets wearing "evil traffic cones" and even now I think its too accurate.
@robbibittybob204 жыл бұрын
@@moonmannd7501 STOP. PAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
Holy shit those goggles stop crits on you?
@thefashionpolice34536 жыл бұрын
Ngl I kinda got a little bored of the LP itself, this compilation helped me catch up with all of it nicely, without all the extra fluff. Thank you very much.
@Imperius17726 жыл бұрын
"LIBERTARIANS!!!" Killed me.
@davidharper238 Жыл бұрын
"No one would ever let their emotions get the better of them because logic and reason" - Woolie Madden basically
@tsarzamancorpdna6 жыл бұрын
I found Pockets family tree, turns out shes related to Evillack
@GSP4136 жыл бұрын
Renz F No surprise there
@System5094 жыл бұрын
On the subject of Boba Fett. It's not that "A" writer wanted to use him. It's that EVERY writer wanted to use him. Because his death was fucking stupid.
@pokugrf40006 жыл бұрын
1:09:13 That cut is G O L D
@michaelbuehler38975 жыл бұрын
Liked the parts where they stopped for a few mins to talk about various stuff because some of it was hilarious.
@PwnLV44 жыл бұрын
Boy have I got a podcast for you
@SwagBroPlays5 жыл бұрын
(Mentally Insert God of War Narrator Voice) And so ends the tale of Woolie "Pockets" Revan. A twice fallen Jedi who forsook the light, her honor, her decency, and became the Dark Lord once more, plunging the Galaxy into chaos , all for the sake of loot and credits....in her POCKETS
@janramaker36454 жыл бұрын
And playing Pazaak
@afkmh2392 Жыл бұрын
How any Jedi survives puberty amazes me. The level of suppression of every hormone that isn’t the force is astonishing
@Tekh096 жыл бұрын
And that day, Pockets learned to make her pockets infinite in depth, and filled them with an infinite army.
@sidetracker34965 жыл бұрын
And this is why Pat will never be allowed inside Italy since you generally eat pizza with a fork and knife there.
@quantras26732 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how prior they were saying star wars was in good hands only for Woolie to lose his shit over force god's.
@mr.selyumor54022 жыл бұрын
I like how pat describes Ahsoka’s character development as “she got a lightsaber, that’s enough for some people” and we all collectively thought that was so stupid that it didn’t even warrant acknowledgement
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
We did?
@sylvasilva28516 жыл бұрын
11:00 Oh yeah, how dare Star Wars have magic! It’s not some hocus pocus nonsense with visions, ghosts, and wizards... Oh wait!
@lightspeed39835 жыл бұрын
Yes, but the Mortis God arch of Clone Wars essentially defines Anakin's true destiny as: Being a Baby sitter for a "gods" children, so they don't argue about who ate the last brownie and destroy the galaxy over it. It's not great. Some of the primal magical stuff like Sith Spells and Force rituals is dope! But the gods arch is done poorly, for poor reasons.
@Carlosspieceywiener4 жыл бұрын
Once a year i have to rewatch this lp... I'm back.
@BlackBirdGuardian5 жыл бұрын
10:29 You can just hear the smile forming on Pat's face from Woolie's reaction.
@heykak4 жыл бұрын
I recognise Pat is a continuous shittalker, but nothing actually makes me more angry than him talking about fragments of SW lore he has learned second, or even thirdhand.
@DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын
That is Pat in a nutshell. He makes declarative statements about things he has little to no information on. The fanbase would call it his charm, but it's actually him at his worst.
@ereynolds722 жыл бұрын
@@DiggitySlice was that a declarative statement about a person you have no relationship with? Do I get to say this is you at your worst?
@KaptinScuzgob4 жыл бұрын
i love the extra Dark Side option of forcing Karth to confront his son in his underwear
@rearedlogarithm2 жыл бұрын
1:01:10 Jump cut to America, where people disaffected by hypocrisy go all in on a political faction that is all about hurting vulnerable people. Disaffection doesn’t lead to apathy and neutrality, it leads to trying to get in on the system that lets them feel powerful at any cost.
@zo0bit6 жыл бұрын
14:32 I wonder if anyone made a Racist Woolie compilation featuring things from every LP?
@TheAntiYuu6 жыл бұрын
They should tho
@trollin396 жыл бұрын
That's alot content to sift through
@Taiyou946 жыл бұрын
Yeah, final fantasy X was pretty good
@KeroKaminaX5 жыл бұрын
this, the second heavy rain LP/Stream, both detroits, tokyo mirage sessions,FFX, X-Com,sonic unleashed, L.A. Noire, Policenauts, that one fighterpedia episode that was re-uploaded, am i missing any? EDIT: oh right!! kingdom hearts/the podcast where he said he wanted nazi hyenas
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat9 ай бұрын
15:55 that’s straight up an admission they’d be nothing without the force
@peterwhite6415 Жыл бұрын
I find it fucking hilarious how in a Dark Side path, the Dantoonie Jedi Council plan of wiping Revans Memory backfires horribly, due to him/her following similar footsteps, and when they sense Revan might be lieing or becoming closer to teh darkside, they dont do shit about it... with what happens in Kotor II, I wouldnt be suprise if this dumbass plan was Vrook's Idea in the first place.
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat3 жыл бұрын
I love how the sith don’t recognize their own shortcoming in that they entirely rely on their feelings to power them up, if they lose that they’re sort of fucked. like what if they get depressed or something that equally distracts them?
@dcdrew8528 Жыл бұрын
"You know what's good at picking cotton?" "The Force!" Fuck this is my favorite lp they ever did, I'm dying
@Samm8156 жыл бұрын
And so ends the story of Lady Pockets and her servants Darth Chewie and Lord Fuckface.
@ryangpaul6 жыл бұрын
that was quick
@bytbyt11835 жыл бұрын
Here is hoping Pat and Wooly will cover KOTOR 2 in the future
@ThePromesian5 жыл бұрын
Pat's ocd force amplification sphere at 16:30 fucking killed me.
@IronreaverVII6 жыл бұрын
Bfp kotor 2 when
@GSP4136 жыл бұрын
Randall Morris 2139
@Dessarius6 жыл бұрын
*Shakes the 8ball, looks, frowns.* Not likely.
@WeCareAlot46935 жыл бұрын
Super unlikely
@madelinewoof75444 жыл бұрын
It's happening!
@rkbinder4 жыл бұрын
Woolie would love Kreia
@charlesgray63854 жыл бұрын
Woolie “race war” Madden and Pat “OCD Sith Master” Bovin
@Dread_Not6 жыл бұрын
The intro alone earned my subscription
@blackchibisan81164 жыл бұрын
Actually, the most clear picture of Revan’s canon personality is Kreia’s take... but this is just asserted for academic reasons.
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
A mix of hk and kreia
@blackchibisan8116 Жыл бұрын
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat This is a fair assertion. Because, even on light side runs I can say that HK makes me smile.
@demilung3 жыл бұрын
Darth Revan wanted the Star Forge capable of infinitely creating something from nothing because it could infinitely fill her POCKETS!
@lefteron68044 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the father son daughter stuff started back in the clone wars. Though I'd say that time travel is worse.
@ghafc-p8i6 жыл бұрын
That colored ring puzzle is super easy though
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
3:54 the most level headed “villain” I’ve encountered so far
@chompytv8591 Жыл бұрын
1:07:50 Absolutely shocked both of them let this line slide by with no comment.
@ledzeppelinfan10013 жыл бұрын
1:00:08 This is an early reason as to why I hate when they talk Star Wars because like...Woolie clearly didnt watch that fuckin movie at ALL.
@DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын
I've heard they just parrot RLM. Wouldn't surprise me. This playthrough shows they know nothing about it beyond easy pop culture.
@ereynolds722 жыл бұрын
@@DiggitySlice another one
@SwagBroPlays4 жыл бұрын
Can u imagine if they had actually sold Jolee into slavery? OMG the memes that would've spawned
@thomasstevens22525 жыл бұрын
A shame woolie never heard of Warhammer 40k its berserk in space
@zakattack86243 жыл бұрын
First of all, The Father, Son and Daughter originated in the Clone Wars series, under George Lucas. The first EU/Legends book in chronological order, Dawn of the Jedi: Into the Void, shows the same interstellar ship/prism planets on its cover as seen in the Clone Wars series. It's not clear if they're gods, and if they are, Anakin as able to subdue the Son and Daughter all at once in order to save the lives of his Padawan and Master. Do not act like Rebels was the one who invented this. Rebels did introduce the portals, which could act like time traveling, but it's sort of not like time traveling. The Ahsoka show may expand this, since the title logo resembles the shape of the portals. So read the books, both Canon and Legends, watch the shows, and keep calm.
@fearlesstp5 жыл бұрын
really hope Pat and Woolie continue to do LPs at Castle Beastenstein
@aptspire4 жыл бұрын
1:27:45 Or a Stellaris mega structure Star Forge 500 minerals 100 alloys +50% ship build speed +300 Fleet Cap
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat3 жыл бұрын
The son, daughter, and father were explicitly not gods. They were the celestials, just a super powerful species in the force.
@Lazypackmule4 жыл бұрын
Pat shouldn't be allowed on the internet without a handler
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat9 ай бұрын
17:50 “Perfect destiny” Christ what a load of shit
@GameGod773 жыл бұрын
44:32 Lmao they predicted season 2 of the mandolorian.
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
15:47 while cool, this also shows that they absolutely DEPEND on the force
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
16:02 aka “we depend on the force and can’t do shit without it”
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat3 жыл бұрын
20:44 a minor example of the sith (or at least THESE sith) taking in people with no sense of a larger picture
@Scribbles696 жыл бұрын
Man I thought rebels was sick
@GSP4136 жыл бұрын
T2KWScribbs SAME
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat9 ай бұрын
0:47 that right there makes it incredibly hard to show my friend anything
@tsarzamancorpdna5 жыл бұрын
36:00 i like how you can tell the steel in the katana was ass at first glance
@robber2333 жыл бұрын
If pockets had a stand it would be called "Here comes the money"
@Azzabackam6 жыл бұрын
Can anyone tell me why Woolie loses his shit over the 'gods' thing?
@PvtGrifRED6 жыл бұрын
I think I get it: Woolie wasn't cool with the idea that Star Wars jumped the shark & said "Hey, there's gods now, like D&D deities with special divine powers who made the universe," because it's a bit too fantasy for the overall science-fantasy tone of the setting. It would be like if the Dark Side was revealed to just be Force-users literally selling their souls to demons; It's just weird and off-putting given what the series was set up to be. It's just a lot better in his eyes if it's just "Oh yeah, they were super-powerful force-using aliens which people started worshiping" because more grounded, relatively speaking.
@AniMana216 жыл бұрын
@@PvtGrifRED Them being gods is dumb unless you ignore midichlorians being a thing and the Force is entirely mystical. But even then, I'm pretty sure midichlorians don't generate more force power, they just make people more sensitive to the force.
@lightspeed39835 жыл бұрын
So in Clone Wars, The Mortis Gods Ark reveals that Anakin's destiny of "bringing balance to the Force" is actually just babysitting an old dying Man's children and making sure they don't get into fights about who ate the last cookie.... How is that not upsetting?
@DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын
@@lightspeed3983 that sounds like a very Pat answer, so I'm going to assume you're wrong.
@ereynolds722 жыл бұрын
@@DiggitySlice wow so I’m watching this compilation now and I’m seeing every comment from you is just pat hate. What is wrong with you
@Deatheater44444 жыл бұрын
TL;DW Woolie is led to the dark side by his crippling Pazaak addiction.
@play4yourlife226 жыл бұрын
9:38 Was that Woolie or a soundbit?
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
11:53 woolie basically just unwittingly created Hamon
@JulesJuno7375 жыл бұрын
Look at that simper of victory. Hell yeah pockets, hell yeah.
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
21:34 “Carth, I think your sons gonna make me kill him”
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
16:26 no those don’t work for sith, they have to be passionate negative emotions, not depression or sloth
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat3 жыл бұрын
It makes me sad to watch Star Wars get dumber as time goes on
@goliath11793 жыл бұрын
Woolie really needs to watch the philosophy of Kreia video.
@DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын
I highly doubt he even cares about SW.
@ereynolds722 жыл бұрын
@@DiggitySlice ohh a woolie one that’s new
@Sonicfalcon165 жыл бұрын
watching this makes me want to play it
@GSP4135 жыл бұрын
You absolutely should
@DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын
Just don't use this playthrough as a guide. And yes, that's an objective statement.
@ereynolds722 жыл бұрын
@@DiggitySlice another one
@CaptainDemo7794 жыл бұрын
18:55 Click here for Rando Screams
@Jay-ln1co4 жыл бұрын
Wait, if the dark side makes you all flaky and pale, is Ashy Larry a sith lord?
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat9 ай бұрын
13:19 don’t forget their mom who was totally normal? And fell into some dumb pool of force water and became a fucking demon
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat3 жыл бұрын
The sith code seems like a long way of saying “I rely solely on the force and am absolutely fucked without it”
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
9:49 nah they just embodied them to a T
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
17:36 guess what? Thought bombs are a thing, because Star Wars is and always will be: nonsense
@titanquest154 жыл бұрын
Full stupid evil campaign.
@kegman96 Жыл бұрын
36:12 yeah thats what you get for $45 plus S&H
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
1:27:55 they made a force-replicator
@JJJJJJJJJAAAAAA3 жыл бұрын
I fucking hate the Towers of Hanoi puzzle
@DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын
25:30 dark side guardians get a damage bonus when they max out, not a strength bonus. The strength bonus was coming from other equipment. Pat's reputation for always being wrong is well justified
@ereynolds722 жыл бұрын
Another one
@NamesSmeg Жыл бұрын
Jesus man, you come back every year to shit talk a series you hate?
@joshuadorantes78173 жыл бұрын
17:52, 20:20, & 33:57
@analothor3 жыл бұрын
54:58
@Minimanmax3 жыл бұрын
1:14:20
@theangryfinger57956 жыл бұрын
Dislike for lack of trigger bait
@DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын
Whenever people that literally play video games for a living start talking like they've mastered things that have been theorized and developed for hundreds or thousands of years, I can only groan. The absolute highest level of self importance that comes from having an audience.
@ereynolds722 жыл бұрын
Another one
@deerspirit75606 жыл бұрын
Have to say, I dropped the lp because I hate how woolie was playing it. Watched the comp hoping it'd be better. I just really can't stand this stupidly evil route, especially Woolie playing this dumb, money grubbing thug.
@GSP4136 жыл бұрын
Seth Havey I personally LOVED it.
@deerspirit75606 жыл бұрын
God Saiyan Prodigy to each their own. I have trouble enjoying evil routes of games, ESPECIALLY if the character is just plain unlikable like Pockets
@Kevinofrepublic6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you dont like fun
@lightspeed39835 жыл бұрын
Eh, fuck the Jedi and their hypocrisy. Fuck the Sith and their Brutality. All that should matter is FILLING THESE POCKETSSSSSSSSS
@DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын
@@Kevinofrepublic you're the same person that made the other comment about this. Again, get over it. Just because someone doesn't like it doesn't mean they "don't like fun". You have nothing.
@DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын
This playthrough went to shit. Did they get too triggered by comments or something? It reminds me of Dark Souls 2