Two Best Friends Play: Star Wars (KOTOR) Compilation Part 1: Phantom Pockets

SURPRISE! Dropping a Early Gift for you guys in the Middle of the Night. Part 2 will be released within the Next 2 weeks. The Final Part 3 will be released once the LP is over. Enjoy everyone!
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[@hudsonschwartz4196]

Who else beginning a watch through during the quarantine?

[@brosephnoonan223]

The greatest Starwars trilogy; change my mind.

[@travissloan9411]

Still quarantined, still re-binging sbfp comps. Life sucks.

[@XxSherlockianHeroxX]

The rakghoul stuff really be hitting different during this pandemic...

[@fluxgoodra9034]

This is my 4th time here. Still not unentertained

[@Nero-hl5tw]

I’ve watched this through Quarantine I think 30 times

[@crazyinsane500]

"I mean, I can throw an apostrophe in the middle of Woolie." Woo'Lie Yup, don't see anything wrong with that.

[@sloshed-rat]

The Pie Stealer Saga is now complete.

[@yaboiguts1887]

they have this whole discussion about naming their character, then don’t end up using the name and just call her Pockets

[@TheCaptainKuhn]

This is the way

[@charlesgray6385]

Woolie’s immediate escalation to race war never ceases to catch me off guard.

[@eliyugend4660]

it starts now

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

Embraced with open arms and reckless abandon. 🤤

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Where do half-bloods fall in the divide of the race war? Are they neutral or what?

[@curtisbrummitt5470]

The absolute balls of Trask to just 1v1 a dark Jedi is astounding.

[@GSP413]

A Dark Jedi with a fucking double-blade at that too

[@yourboishitposts]

​@@GSP413and a DARTH

[@talynhastime9343]

What's weird was when this LP first came out I was disinterested. It wasn't until Part 30 or something that I decided to just take a peek at what was happening and then I resolved to go back to the beginning and now it's one of my favorite LPs of theirs, and probably the best Pat/Woolie teamup on the channel.

[@moonmannd7501]

It really helps that its Star Wars, so there's more than enough lore talk to fuel the kinds of conversations that make their dynamic my favorite on the channel

[@Valiant_Requiem]

For me it's a great series, I just really didn't like that it took them over 20 episodes to get through Taris. Watching it from release to release was frustrating. Watching it back now, it's not so bad, but it's crazy seeing how long it took them.

[@wetbedsealand6779]

They had no idea who created, just a simple “poe but female I guess” Look at clean pockets, clean sensibly skinned pockets 7:50 It went from “I guess my nickname is pockets” to “WHAT THE HELL IS A ‘NEVARA CHAAR???”

[@paragonrobbie9270]

I revisit these comps every few months. At this point, it's a ritual to remember simpler times.

[@N_Moli]

Pat: "Now you can threaten the children!" Woolie: "That's what I'm looking for!"

[@lv.2073]

1:44:30 “I’ll never die alone” - Patrick Boivin, 2018

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

He is married, so as long as he dies before any of Paige's health issues kill her, he won't die alone.

[@MysteriousJojo]

I can't believe someone made this thing THIS QUICKLY. Good work.

[@GSP413]

Mysterious Jojo Thanks 💘

[@angrybrony]

i'm still waiting for a bully compilation.

[@GSP413]

angrybrony Ummm...thats been up on my Channel dude 😂

[@angrybrony]

then how come it didn't turn up on my searches?

[@GSP413]

angrybrony That's super weird dude. More than likely a Error on KZbin's Part. But yeah it's definitely up on my Channel.

[@PinoNica85]

It's odd how much I miss that intro already.

[@PinoNica85]

I mean muka shaka paka.

[@SirTopHat_III]

I find it funny that when they talk about the Life Debt that Zalbaar swears Pat didn't bring up Hanharr and his ABSOLUTE HATRED of the life debt he swore in KoToR2. Like think about it, your society brings you up and teaches you the importance of this Life Debt thing, and you're just expected to go along with it if you trust the person enough or if they performed a significant enough deed in your life for you to feel compelled to do so. Then, you later grow to resent the person you swore this Life Debt to and the only way to get out of it is to become a criminal and pariah in the eyes of your society. Wookiee culture is fuckin' WEIRD.

[@Kevinofrepublic]

I have all 3 videos downloaded on my KZbin red and I listen to them at work constantly. This LP is literally just like 10 hours of evergreen content of the Castle Superbeast podcast with Star Wars discussion sprinkled throughout.

[@ApathyParabellum]

Ahhhh, Pat and his Red Letter Media assigned opinions. A special time.

[@gwitch]

so many guys can’t form an opinion not given to them by youtube

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

So like yeah, but also you can just agree with them prior lol

[@ereynolds72]

And once again I descend into the story of pha’ketz and enjoy every minute.

[@herosshade2247]

Hello, my fellow individuals returning to this LP from the future for no particular reason whatsoever.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

14:45 “fuck off is how you get off the planet” That cracks me up every time and it s not even an actual joke

[@levi1929]

-Actually, how do I get off the planet? -Fuck off. Is how you get off the planet. True.....true....get comfortable there, guy.

[@atticusrex9468]

21:39 I will never not be impressed by Pat of all people casually finish a Jay-Z lyric. It cracks me up everytime!

[@goodshotcam]

1:41:05 Woolie makes a Hitchhiker's Guide reference. Nice 👍

[@buttermilk5364]

I hope Woolie and Pat do a kotor 2 on WoolieVersus

[@SpartanSniper3]

Words cannot describe how much I want that. 😓

[@returnofthespacecowgurl]

Dude, I would fucking CRY

[@Tucker0603]

Woolz confirmed he's gonna do a kotor 2 LP at some point.

[@Taiyou94]

He's doing it with lil v mills

[@brosephnoonan223]

@@Taiyou94 Knock knock its Knuckles

[@kovulion7777]

Kinda cool Pat isn't just telling Woolie what to equip the entire video

[@bearwitty9690]

"Like, my stance is just so much bukkake'er." - 27:10

[@In-The-Zone]

thanks for the comp bro. now I just gotta find the shitting on Carth super cut

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

"the prequels only had one good scene" lol the best part is they both agree

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

That Star Wars cartoon made by the samurai jack crew was far, far superior

[@KokuRou]

October 2020 I now work at Lowes from 10pm-6am, and these comps are the only thing that get me to sleep during the day

[@Samm815]

So begins the journey of May-Day Pockets.

[@Imperius1772]

SWTOR shows the villagers actually finding the promised land.

[@GSP413]

Darth Imperius WAIT REALLY

[@Des-rh9zn]

God Saiyan Prodigy yea it’s pretty depressing when you find out

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

Yeah, you find the records of their society quickly collapsing through inbreeding.

[@skeeterdouglas6124]

Yeah there's a lot of cool stuff in Swtor but it's hidden behind a kind of shit mmo.

[@DiggitySlice]

Bastilla's not even close to a goody two shoes. She doubts all the time and even turns evil. Pat is wrong. Again.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

*is tortured into turning evil, but let’s just ignore that I guess???

[@Green-Raccoon777]

Now I want a mod that replaces Twitch's voice with Pat's. Get on it, modders!

[@deeta000]

I hope they play 2. And as the brother of Pockets. Because Handmaiden is a lot cooler than the Disciple.

[@kazumazu3632]

Cooler, however Disciple discovers whats going on before everybody

[@bw6188]

Theres a mod on the PC version that lets you recruit both

[@SpartanSniper3]

A Restored Content Mod playthrough with the brother of Pockets would be the best thing EVER.

[@redlanternreviews4821]

Handmaiden is SO much better than Disciple, Disciple is so boring

[@Hillthugsta]

Briana is totally Woolie's type. Short hair, fighting barehanded half naked... Only woman fully on board with dancing for a Hutt.

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

pat the only one who likes to admit this is based on mediocre comics

[@KaptinScuzgob]

well, musha shaka packa, i guess

[@tsarzamancorpdna]

41:44 "these fucking lekkies i tell ya" w 0 0 f "cant run a business can only good for one thing"

[@GustaMeGames]

"Something seems to be bothering Carth." Fucking good. Let him suffer

[@ballerswagbro9k611]

Woolie "Peace was Never an Option" Madden

[@pearles]

god, I fucking love every time how fast they come up with Pockets and stick with it.

[@thevillagehiddeninthememes1836]

Yeah its pretty great and I think It was a big part of what solidified the way they went with the LP

[@dr.skulls3599]

The fucking fact that woolie doesn’t level up for so long fucking kills me

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

So much xp, just wasted

[@N_Moli]

I guess this will serve as our episode 100.

[@Haimgard]

The fact that he doesn't level up is making me crazy lol

[@philipfoxbat2080]

RIP SuperBestFriends *F*

[@erikferal]

A Wookie's lifedebt isn't as major a deal on their end since they can live to be 400. That's like swearing servitude to a pet.

[@michaelbuehler3897]

Some good one liners in this.

[@shino933]

I'll call myself a prequel fan. I was too young to judge accurately so my enjoyment was derived from essentially pure hype for the action scenes. Except for episode 3 which i was always bored for some reason which pissed me off but at least I feel a little validated now

[@Puckosar]

Which is funny since ep 3 is the best of the three by far

[@steventylertriesit897]

I'm a fan more of the prequels because if the asthetic, and some cool looking planets. I'm a fan of the original trilogy too, and The force awakens. Not so much the other 2 tbh.

[@Eboyd1100]

I cannot tell you how happy I am that woolie didn’t know the twist

[@conorgleeson2453]

Eric Boyd Is the game worth playing if you do know? I’ve had KotOR on backlog for years thanks to growing up with Luddites.

[@starwarsfreakeable]

@@conorgleeson2453 still totally worth it

[@Eboyd1100]

@@conorgleeson2453 late reply but absolutely. I knew the twist going in and it’s still one of my favorite games ever.

[@MasterXiggy]

Been awhile since going down this wild ass ride. Time to enjoy it again. Fun fact the grenades in that damn game carry harder then the force powers do in most of the battles.

[@CaptainDemo779]

47:20 “I don’t understand! My race is *Built To Die!* Why does he count??” Pat has being right about Rodians getting ganked pretty much anytime they appear and the use of “Built To Die” just kills me every time. *IS* there a Rodian who doesn’t end up getting the short end of the stick? Even one???

[@BallinBubblegum]

The way Pat described Revan and Malak’s betrayal at 1:32:25 always cracks me up

[@BestMeatBag]

God i fucking love this game and this LP *sidenote* that was NOT the battle of the Endar Spire, sequence of events does not line up. Endar Spire was much after Revan’s ship being attacked

[@JAKX091]

Ah, lovely. Thank you for the surprise compilation

[@GSP413]

James Atkins You're welcome 💛

[@edmundkempersdartboard173]

I dunno how I got here, but I'm glad I did.

[@Sonicfalcon16]

This is the best for watching & grinding background noise

[@TheScruffyRevolution]

1:37:37 HOLY SHIT that's the same voice actor as Tino Tonitini from the Weekenders XD

[@juniorjunior5884]

I knew I recognized that voice!

[@Sercotani]

after putting off this compilation for so long because I wanted to experience the game firsthand, I've finally decided to just say fuck it and watch it. I was halfway through the game I think, but I lost the save file. Thank you for doing god's work sir.

[@ballerswagbro9k611]

This is MOST nihilistic SBF LP I've seen yet THIS IS AWESOME!!!! XD

[@reconarmor99]

Padme: Help, I'm pregnant! Doc: Have a shield :)

[@chowell365]

Checking in. Still funny. Still my favorite LP. Still grateful for this compilation

[@JimboobSherwood]

I never knew I needed this

[@CUniverse]

"Wow."

[@icaine16]

This compilation is so amazing!

[@StevenSenegalU]

1:27:25 - 1:27:53 That awkward switch up tho lmao

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

1:55:50 I’m pretty sure woolie refusing to level up for multiple bits here is actually costing him xp in the long-run

[@Sonicfalcon16]

Woolie: Pats dic is out an LP first Woolie when he sees vergil in dmc5 *snap noise*

[@Detective_Bonghits]

"are we going to just walk into the burn ward and start icing people?" Man, pockets is so nice, I'm sure ice is a super relieving sensation on their horribly charred and grotesque skin

[@patrickr.1433]

this helped get me through junior year

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

How did I miss this compilation?

[@eliyugend4660]

muchushakapaka

[@Scribbles69]

Great compilation

[@scrublordsamurai2353]

This is good content for THESE POCKETS!

[@negativitronprime]

This is always a good watch

[@TheCrimsonFukr]

Easily my best find during quarantine, hope everyone gets through this cuz 30 bucks isn't gnna buy the cure for this B.S.

[@dragonMaster24921]

i Wonder if Anyone noticed that Pockets' firsdt name actually has revan in it

[@dagdammit]

dragonMaster24921 Pat does later on, asks “wait, was that completely auto generated?”

[@redlanternreviews4821]

I always name my character Drath Nevar when I play. My explanation for why is because the Jedi are so emotionally detached and boring they have no imagination when it comes to naming things

[@Green-Raccoon777]

@@redlanternreviews4821 I liked the auto-generated Revan better. It implies that the Jedi accidentally messed up the alias creation process.

[@zeterzero4356]

So begins the thug run.

[@justjunk3268]

i can't wait til tacofunbox does this compilation

[@analothor]

This is where the fun begins..

[@RedNinja115]

I mean, tbf Woolie, you do end up making Big Z into QUITE the scumbag 🤣 rip mission 😂

[@GSP413]

Prayer Hands for the Twi’lek 🙏🏻😓🙏🏻

[@chaz9808]

mookashakapaka!

[@janedoe1787]

Gotta let the donger hang out

[@mikesworld6064]

Gotta say, just started playing KOTOR myself and Pazaak has become my Triple Triad ;)

[@michaelbuehler3897]

Good and funny use of grenades early in the LP and pazaak is only really useful for the discount on Yavin station (if you have that dlc or have the PC verison of the game).

[@hacman8732]

They should try the modded kotor 2 on woolie versus

[@thomasstevens2252]

You know about the split?

[@NEEDbacon]

Wish is granted m8, that's why I'm back here.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Imagine swoop drive-bys

[@mickyflint]

iirc cortosis actually turns off sabers that try to touch it

[@mickyflint]

canon: Cortosis had a very high energy absorption rate and transmission coefficients, which allowed even the energy of a blaster bolt to be dissipated upon contact. One of the strongest minerals in the galaxy, cortosis could even withstand the blow of a lightsaber. It could also redirect the heat of explosions, as discovered when General Anakin Skywalker attempted to collapse the entrance of a cortosis mine, and the resulting explosion breached through Mokivj's crust. Despite these advantages, cortosis was very fragile, making it normally useless as armor, and had difficulties with prolonged energy attacks, such as those of lightning guns, which would overload the material.

[@mickyflint]

legends: Cortosis ore was a very rare, brittle, fibrous material, the conductive properties of which would cause lightsabers to temporarily short out upon contact. This effect made cortosis a useful material for anti-lightsaber melee weapons, though with repeated strikes, a lightsaber could still cut through it. Cortosis, due to its energy resistant properties, was also resistant to blaster fire.

[@tristanmooney9928]

"Y can only be used in combat... dumbass" Ahh Pat.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

16:43 what if you interjected in a situation like this, not to save someone but instead to legally get away with attacking someone? Get on it past woolie

[@calebcook9446]

The ones that like them have to go too. LoL

[@raknikmik]

Which episodes are included in this comp? Amazing work btw I love these longer compilations.

[@GSP413]

Part 1-20 Thanks Dude!

[@DiggitySlice]

They couldn't even get the PC version working? Plebs

[@E-Man5805]

I would pay all the money to get an remake of this game.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

6:50 Is FFX not a real RPG?

[@deeta000]

Disney sure broke free of those pesky chains.. I’ll take the Star Wars holiday special over anything Disney SW has made.

[@Minimanmax]

1:34:14 1:21:44

[@RedNinja115]

7:30 the birth of Pockets Bitch😂😂

[@Gamefreak175]

can anyone tell me just what platform they actually played this on? because they went on about the PC version being worse and so forth (and it really isn't great)

[@BlargleWargle]

They're playing the Xbox version on an Xbox One through backwards compatibility.

[@gericho6071]

Snitches get riches

[@CableFF7Forever]

Kinda wish they went with the PC version and just modded the crap out of it, ain't that hard

[@jotarokujo5305]

There are sheilds in star wars their just supposed to iradiate the shit out of whatever's inside them

[@jotarokujo5305]

Wich is why they have them on ships and not on their person

[@NotMyRealName69]

Kreia would like Woolie I think.

[@Taiyou94]

She did

[@NotMyRealName69]

@@Taiyou94 did he play 2?

[@Taiyou94]

@@NotMyRealName69 yeah. Check out his channel Woolieversus

[@snark4611]

Mucha Shaka Paka