Two Best Friends Play: Star Wars (KOTOR) Compilation Part 1: Phantom Pockets

[@hudsonschwartz4196]

Who else beginning a watch through during the quarantine?

[@brosephnoonan223]

The greatest Starwars trilogy; change my mind.

[@travissloan9411]

Still quarantined, still re-binging sbfp comps. Life sucks.

[@XxSherlockianHeroxX]

The rakghoul stuff really be hitting different during this pandemic...

[@fluxgoodra9034]

This is my 4th time here. Still not unentertained

[@Nero-hl5tw]

I’ve watched this through Quarantine I think 30 times

[@crazyinsane500]

"I mean, I can throw an apostrophe in the middle of Woolie." Woo'Lie Yup, don't see anything wrong with that.

[@sloshed-rat]

The Pie Stealer Saga is now complete.

[@charlesgray6385]

Woolie’s immediate escalation to race war never ceases to catch me off guard.

[@eliyugend4660]

it starts now

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

Embraced with open arms and reckless abandon. 🤤

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Where do half-bloods fall in the divide of the race war? Are they neutral or what?

[@Sharkwizard]

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeatdepends on whether Woolie operates on the one drop rule lol

[@MeatbagSlayer]

​@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeatThey're a third party constantly praying on the downfall of the other two.

[@paragonrobbie9270]

I revisit these comps every few months. At this point, it's a ritual to remember simpler times.

[@MysteriousJojo]

I can't believe someone made this thing THIS QUICKLY. Good work.

[@GSP413]

Mysterious Jojo Thanks 💘

[@angrybrony]

i'm still waiting for a bully compilation.

[@GSP413]

angrybrony Ummm...thats been up on my Channel dude 😂

[@angrybrony]

then how come it didn't turn up on my searches?

[@GSP413]

angrybrony That's super weird dude. More than likely a Error on KZbin's Part. But yeah it's definitely up on my Channel.

[@talynhastime9343]

What's weird was when this LP first came out I was disinterested. It wasn't until Part 30 or something that I decided to just take a peek at what was happening and then I resolved to go back to the beginning and now it's one of my favorite LPs of theirs, and probably the best Pat/Woolie teamup on the channel.

[@moonmannd7501]

It really helps that its Star Wars, so there's more than enough lore talk to fuel the kinds of conversations that make their dynamic my favorite on the channel

[@Valiant_Requiem]

For me it's a great series, I just really didn't like that it took them over 20 episodes to get through Taris. Watching it from release to release was frustrating. Watching it back now, it's not so bad, but it's crazy seeing how long it took them.

[@curtisbrummitt5470]

The absolute balls of Trask to just 1v1 a dark Jedi is astounding.

[@GSP413]

A Dark Jedi with a fucking double-blade at that too

[@yourboishitposts]

​@@GSP413and a DARTH

[@yaboiguts1887]

they have this whole discussion about naming their character, then don’t end up using the name and just call her Pockets

[@TheCaptainKuhn]

This is the way

[@N_Moli]

Pat: "Now you can threaten the children!" Woolie: "That's what I'm looking for!"

[@Kevinofrepublic]

I have all 3 videos downloaded on my KZbin red and I listen to them at work constantly. This LP is literally just like 10 hours of evergreen content of the Castle Superbeast podcast with Star Wars discussion sprinkled throughout.

[@ereynolds72]

And once again I descend into the story of pha’ketz and enjoy every minute.

[@wetbedsealand6779]

They had no idea who created, just a simple “poe but female I guess” Look at clean pockets, clean sensibly skinned pockets 7:50 It went from “I guess my nickname is pockets” to “WHAT THE HELL IS A ‘NEVARA CHAAR???”

[@atticusrex9468]

21:39 I will never not be impressed by Pat of all people casually finish a Jay-Z lyric. It cracks me up everytime!

[@PinoNica85]

It's odd how much I miss that intro already.

[@PinoNica85]

I mean muka shaka paka.

[@lv.2073]

1:44:30 “I’ll never die alone” - Patrick Boivin, 2018

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

He is married, so as long as he dies before any of Paige's health issues kill her, he won't die alone.

[@KokuRou]

October 2020 I now work at Lowes from 10pm-6am, and these comps are the only thing that get me to sleep during the day

[@In-The-Zone]

thanks for the comp bro. now I just gotta find the shitting on Carth super cut

[@chowell365]

Checking in. Still funny. Still my favorite LP. Still grateful for this compilation

[@SirTopHat_III]

I find it funny that when they talk about the Life Debt that Zalbaar swears Pat didn't bring up Hanharr and his ABSOLUTE HATRED of the life debt he swore in KoToR2. Like think about it, your society brings you up and teaches you the importance of this Life Debt thing, and you're just expected to go along with it if you trust the person enough or if they performed a significant enough deed in your life for you to feel compelled to do so. Then, you later grow to resent the person you swore this Life Debt to and the only way to get out of it is to become a criminal and pariah in the eyes of your society. Wookiee culture is fuckin' WEIRD.

[@MeatbagSlayer]

It's even worse than being branded a criminal. Hanharr basically tells you that if he breaks his life debt, he doesn't get to see heaven. If that ain't gaslighting, idk what is.

[@herosshade2247]

Hello, my fellow individuals returning to this LP from the future for no particular reason whatsoever.

[@levi1929]

-Actually, how do I get off the planet? -Fuck off. Is how you get off the planet. True.....true....get comfortable there, guy.

[@kovulion7777]

Kinda cool Pat isn't just telling Woolie what to equip the entire video

[@MasterXiggy]

Been awhile since going down this wild ass ride. Time to enjoy it again. Fun fact the grenades in that damn game carry harder then the force powers do in most of the battles.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

14:45 “fuck off is how you get off the planet” That cracks me up every time and it s not even an actual joke

[@Samm815]

So begins the journey of May-Day Pockets.

[@pearles]

god, I fucking love every time how fast they come up with Pockets and stick with it.

[@thevillagehiddeninthememes1836]

Yeah its pretty great and I think It was a big part of what solidified the way they went with the LP

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

"the prequels only had one good scene" lol the best part is they both agree

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

That Star Wars cartoon made by the samurai jack crew was far, far superior

[@goodshotcam]

1:41:05 Woolie makes a Hitchhiker's Guide reference. Nice 👍

[@Sercotani]

after putting off this compilation for so long because I wanted to experience the game firsthand, I've finally decided to just say fuck it and watch it. I was halfway through the game I think, but I lost the save file. Thank you for doing god's work sir.

[@yetanotherrandomviewer]

Some good one liners in this.

[@JAKX091]

Ah, lovely. Thank you for the surprise compilation

[@GSP413]

James Atkins You're welcome 💛

[@buttermilk5364]

I hope Woolie and Pat do a kotor 2 on WoolieVersus

[@SpartanSniper3]

Words cannot describe how much I want that. 😓

[@returnofthespacecowgurl]

Dude, I would fucking CRY

[@Tucker0603]

Woolz confirmed he's gonna do a kotor 2 LP at some point.

[@Taiyou94]

He's doing it with lil v mills

[@brosephnoonan223]

@@Taiyou94 Knock knock its Knuckles

[@SwagBroPlays]

Woolie "Peace was Never an Option" Madden

[@N_Moli]

I guess this will serve as our episode 100.

[@Imperius1772]

SWTOR shows the villagers actually finding the promised land.

[@GSP413]

Darth Imperius WAIT REALLY

[@Des-rh9zn]

God Saiyan Prodigy yea it’s pretty depressing when you find out

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

Yeah, you find the records of their society quickly collapsing through inbreeding.

[@skeeterdouglas6124]

Yeah there's a lot of cool stuff in Swtor but it's hidden behind a kind of shit mmo.

[@bearwitty9690]

"Like, my stance is just so much bukkake'er." - 27:10

[@Green-Raccoon777]

Now I want a mod that replaces Twitch's voice with Pat's. Get on it, modders!

[@Sonicfalcon16]

This is the best for watching & grinding background noise

[@BallinBubblegum]

The way Pat described Revan and Malak’s betrayal at 1:32:25 always cracks me up

[@SwagBroPlays]

This is MOST nihilistic SBF LP I've seen yet THIS IS AWESOME!!!! XD

[@EdmundKempersDartboard]

I dunno how I got here, but I'm glad I did.

[@Eboyd1100]

I cannot tell you how happy I am that woolie didn’t know the twist

[@conorgleeson2453]

Eric Boyd Is the game worth playing if you do know? I’ve had KotOR on backlog for years thanks to growing up with Luddites.

[@starwarsfreakeable]

@@conorgleeson2453 still totally worth it

[@Eboyd1100]

@@conorgleeson2453 late reply but absolutely. I knew the twist going in and it’s still one of my favorite games ever.

[@ghafc-p8i]

"Something seems to be bothering Carth." Fucking good. Let him suffer

[@deeta000]

I hope they play 2. And as the brother of Pockets. Because Handmaiden is a lot cooler than the Disciple.

[@kazumazu3632]

Cooler, however Disciple discovers whats going on before everybody

[@bw6188]

Theres a mod on the PC version that lets you recruit both

[@SpartanSniper3]

A Restored Content Mod playthrough with the brother of Pockets would be the best thing EVER.

[@BoulderPunchPodcast1]

Handmaiden is SO much better than Disciple, Disciple is so boring

[@Hillthugsta]

Briana is totally Woolie's type. Short hair, fighting barehanded half naked... Only woman fully on board with dancing for a Hutt.

[@ApathyParabellum]

Ahhhh, Pat and his Red Letter Media assigned opinions. A special time.

[@gwitch]

so many guys can’t form an opinion not given to them by youtube

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

So like yeah, but also you can just agree with them prior lol

[@DiggitySlice]

Bastilla's not even close to a goody two shoes. She doubts all the time and even turns evil. Pat is wrong. Again.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

*is tortured into turning evil, but let’s just ignore that I guess???

[@icaine16]

This compilation is so amazing!

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

pat the only one who likes to admit this is based on mediocre comics

[@philipfoxbat2080]

RIP SuperBestFriends *F*

[@dr.skulls3599]

The fucking fact that woolie doesn’t level up for so long fucking kills me

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

So much xp, just wasted

[@Detective_Bonghits]

"are we going to just walk into the burn ward and start icing people?" Man, pockets is so nice, I'm sure ice is a super relieving sensation on their horribly charred and grotesque skin

[@patrickr.1433]

this helped get me through junior year

[@erikferal]

A Wookie's lifedebt isn't as major a deal on their end since they can live to be 400. That's like swearing servitude to a pet.

[@shino933]

I'll call myself a prequel fan. I was too young to judge accurately so my enjoyment was derived from essentially pure hype for the action scenes. Except for episode 3 which i was always bored for some reason which pissed me off but at least I feel a little validated now

[@Puckosar]

Which is funny since ep 3 is the best of the three by far

[@steventylertriesit897]

I'm a fan more of the prequels because if the asthetic, and some cool looking planets. I'm a fan of the original trilogy too, and The force awakens. Not so much the other 2 tbh.

[@CaptainDemo779]

47:20 “I don’t understand! My race is *Built To Die!* Why does he count??” Pat has being right about Rodians getting ganked pretty much anytime they appear and the use of “Built To Die” just kills me every time. *IS* there a Rodian who doesn’t end up getting the short end of the stick? Even one???

[@scrublordsamurai2353]

This is good content for THESE POCKETS!

[@tsarzamancorpdna]

41:44 "these fucking lekkies i tell ya" w 0 0 f "cant run a business can only good for one thing"

[@justjunk3268]

i can't wait til tacofunbox does this compilation

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

How did I miss this compilation?

[@Haimgard]

The fact that he doesn't level up is making me crazy lol

[@KaptinScuzgob]

well, musha shaka packa, i guess

[@reconarmor99]

Padme: Help, I'm pregnant! Doc: Have a shield :)

[@Scribbles69]

Great compilation

[@mikesworld6064]

Gotta say, just started playing KOTOR myself and Pazaak has become my Triple Triad ;)

[@Sonicfalcon16]

Woolie: Pats dic is out an LP first Woolie when he sees vergil in dmc5 *snap noise*

[@TheScruffyRevolution]

1:37:37 HOLY SHIT that's the same voice actor as Tino Tonitini from the Weekenders XD

[@juniorjunior5884]

I knew I recognized that voice!

[@yetanotherrandomviewer]

Good and funny use of grenades early in the LP and pazaak is only really useful for the discount on Yavin station (if you have that dlc or have the PC verison of the game).

[@Spaceman_U]

1:27:25 - 1:27:53 That awkward switch up tho lmao

[@analothor]

This is where the fun begins..

[@raknikmik]

Which episodes are included in this comp? Amazing work btw I love these longer compilations.

[@GSP413]

Part 1-20 Thanks Dude!

[@negativitronprime]

This is always a good watch

[@TheCrimsonFukr]

Easily my best find during quarantine, hope everyone gets through this cuz 30 bucks isn't gnna buy the cure for this B.S.

[@CUniverse]

"Wow."

[@dragonMaster24921]

i Wonder if Anyone noticed that Pockets' firsdt name actually has revan in it

[@dagdammit]

dragonMaster24921 Pat does later on, asks “wait, was that completely auto generated?”

[@BoulderPunchPodcast1]

I always name my character Drath Nevar when I play. My explanation for why is because the Jedi are so emotionally detached and boring they have no imagination when it comes to naming things

[@Green-Raccoon777]

@@BoulderPunchPodcast1 I liked the auto-generated Revan better. It implies that the Jedi accidentally messed up the alias creation process.

[@tristanmooney9928]

"Y can only be used in combat... dumbass" Ahh Pat.

[@jeremiah5511]

1:11:14 "im rich, i probably have more money than god right now" I use this quote.... way too much

[@mickyflint]

iirc cortosis actually turns off sabers that try to touch it

[@mickyflint]

canon: Cortosis had a very high energy absorption rate and transmission coefficients, which allowed even the energy of a blaster bolt to be dissipated upon contact. One of the strongest minerals in the galaxy, cortosis could even withstand the blow of a lightsaber. It could also redirect the heat of explosions, as discovered when General Anakin Skywalker attempted to collapse the entrance of a cortosis mine, and the resulting explosion breached through Mokivj's crust. Despite these advantages, cortosis was very fragile, making it normally useless as armor, and had difficulties with prolonged energy attacks, such as those of lightning guns, which would overload the material.

[@mickyflint]

legends: Cortosis ore was a very rare, brittle, fibrous material, the conductive properties of which would cause lightsabers to temporarily short out upon contact. This effect made cortosis a useful material for anti-lightsaber melee weapons, though with repeated strikes, a lightsaber could still cut through it. Cortosis, due to its energy resistant properties, was also resistant to blaster fire.

[@zeterzero4356]

So begins the thug run.

[@hacman8732]

They should try the modded kotor 2 on woolie versus

[@thomasstevens2252]

You know about the split?

[@NEEDbacon]

Wish is granted m8, that's why I'm back here.

[@janedoe1787]

Gotta let the donger hang out

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

16:43 what if you interjected in a situation like this, not to save someone but instead to legally get away with attacking someone? Get on it past woolie

[@RedNinja115]

I mean, tbf Woolie, you do end up making Big Z into QUITE the scumbag 🤣 rip mission 😂

[@GSP413]

Prayer Hands for the Twi’lek 🙏🏻😓🙏🏻

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Imagine swoop drive-bys

[@chaz9808]

mookashakapaka!

[@calebcook9446]

The ones that like them have to go too. LoL

[@DiggitySlice]

They couldn't even get the PC version working? Plebs

[@lucasmartinez5703]

6:50 Is FFX not a real RPG?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

1:55:50 I’m pretty sure woolie refusing to level up for multiple bits here is actually costing him xp in the long-run

[@RedNinja115]

7:30 the birth of Pockets Bitch😂😂

[@Gamefreak175]

can anyone tell me just what platform they actually played this on? because they went on about the PC version being worse and so forth (and it really isn't great)

[@BlargleWargle]

They're playing the Xbox version on an Xbox One through backwards compatibility.

[@E-Man5805]

I would pay all the money to get an remake of this game.

[@jotarokujo5305]

There are sheilds in star wars their just supposed to iradiate the shit out of whatever's inside them

[@jotarokujo5305]

Wich is why they have them on ships and not on their person

[@deeta000]

Disney sure broke free of those pesky chains.. I’ll take the Star Wars holiday special over anything Disney SW has made.

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

Lmao wrong.

[@richieowens98]

Yeah the Disney stuff has been pretty terrible

[@CableFF7Forever]

Kinda wish they went with the PC version and just modded the crap out of it, ain't that hard

[@eliyugend4660]

muchushakapaka

[@NotMyRealName69]

Kreia would like Woolie I think.

[@Taiyou94]

She did

[@NotMyRealName69]

@@Taiyou94 did he play 2?

[@Taiyou94]

@@NotMyRealName69 yeah. Check out his channel Woolieversus

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

Is pat a hypocrite for shitting on card games here?(witcher) answers yes

[@gericho6071]

Snitches get riches

[@Minimanmax]

1:34:14 1:21:44

[@Plexuz0]

I love this game, but it's so, so guilty of the exhausting and annoying brand of evil choices endemic to old RPGs that are just malicious and pointless, and that, combined with Woolies chuckling made this so difficult to watch, even as a compilation.

[@jeanne-emerycoleman214]

In my opinion evil choices aren't fun to play because you're not supposed to enjoy being evil. It's pointless. Tbh I was really bummed when they did this run. I can't really think of a single evil route in a game that was actually fun to play.

[@Plexuz0]

@@jeanne-emerycoleman214 The only example of enjoyable evil gameplay I can think of is the rare chances when RPGs give you the option to join evil people or factions with the intention of horribly betraying them down the line. That concept may have died out though.

[@Plexuz0]

@Heavy Metal Collector Absolutely! And from so many perspectives you can infer that the NCR or Brotherhood have evil qualities what with Bitter Springs and such. It made you question these comfortable, pedestrian binaries you were used to in RPGs and moved the conversation around ethics forward onto bigger discussions.

[@wselfwulfwulf9746]

@@Plexuz0 New Vegas is the best there ever was when it comes to being evil, because there are legitimate reasons to join the Legion (flimsy and nefarious as they may be).

[@richieowens98]

What's wrong with just wanting to be evil? Sometimes it's fun to just be the villain no rhyme or reason just malicious and nasty for the sake of being evil. I almost always play the villain and rarely enjoy the cookie cutter good guy stories