Two Bullies, a Cat & a Paranoid PCSO

[@DubblebubbleSV]

That cat is going to shit everywhere in that tent, the guy specifically said dry food. You legend AB, keep it up.

[@AuditingBritain]

But it’s Christmas 😂😂😂😂

[@albertreynolds9287]

​@@AuditingBritainmerry Xmas ab from Scotland

[@JohnFletcher-hz1mp]

@@DubblebubbleSV the cats complaing that the dude isn't house trained.

[@thedrewsmanfam9266]

​@@AuditingBritain Yes Yes AB! It is Christmas! You.buy danger cat his food as a Christmas present. And because of that, danger cat can do the biggest, sloppy poo for his owners Christmas present! And that will make the owner be sick, so that's his present to the street cleaners! It really is the gift that keeps on giving 😂😂 Merry Christmas AB, and all of ABs viewers! Have a good one ❤❤

[@Conflictofinterest902]

I bet he only wanted dry so it’s halal

[@JustAlex848]

It's incredible how fast they run away when they spot your spy glasses!

[@Ivolo89]

Exactly what I was thinking 😆

[@ianhill4585]

" We need to go"( we got a call) as an excuse to scuttle off in disgrace . 😁

[@ianhill4585]

Not wanting to talk to people is now suspicious, Gawd help us , how stupid can they get ? Please coppers ,don't rise to the challenge 😳

[@anonymous_bot_bot]

Yep, he clicked then, GTFOOH

[@charliesilverman1132]

I thought he recognised A.B's voice & legged it...trololol.

[@iangoldie6396]

Those first two melted as soon as they clocked they were being filmed 🤣

[@realcooking1833]

And I'm pretty sure the driver realised who was doing the filming

[@thehoodfab1]

​@@realcooking1833 Exactly.

[@matthew3774]

Or as soon as they received intelligence that he was auditing!

[@Proth-h7t]

Isn't it interesting how it's always suspicious and a security threat until they spot the camera in the glasses and then it's no longer important?

[@ChocolateMilk..]

Becuase they suspect him of being a spy. Now that they have confirmed that he is infact a spy, they no longer suspect him of being one so they f.. off.

[@grahambarnes8197]

Being silent really throws the police off, they don't like it when they can't gaslight you or intimidate. Well done for reporting

[@Gold.Circle.]

they are waiting for you to talk yourself into something.

[@nonenone-vt8cg]

The police have no power to stop pedestrians, this is an assault.

[@zitzong]

We now live in a police state, you cannot do anything without being questioned and assumed guilty.

[@ianhill4585]

@@nonenone-vt8cg They could stop AB under a "stop and search" but the Chuckle brothers here didn't have the wits to think of that, they thought this Joe Public would be a pushover.

[@madjackpatciderhouserules8436]

It is a violation to the right to travel freely unhindered.

[@stuartbrown8259]

They have, but the pedestrian doesn't have to stop, a big difference, that the idiots don't know.

[@Alifyabas]

Wake the fk up, police can approach and stop you, they can search you and sadly there is nothing we can do when they use they have a suspicion excuse

[@tractorboy2002]

I love the way you humiliated that thick PCSO. She knew very well you had her under your control and she couldn't do anything about it. Brilliant.

[@bazsnell3178]

It's the PCSOs who give the best content on your vids. They're all untrained ignorant idiots who haven't got a clue as to what their powers or duties are.

[@wafflepants6655]

Funny when they realize their lazy-policing-by-bullying doesn't work - Time to tuck-tail and run!!

[@ianhill4585]

Just speaking within your official duties, dozy Doris HAS to provide the card on request. And him trying to deflect with his ID doesn't work, she has to provide HERS too.

[@calebleggate2056]

​@@ianhill4585 dozy dioris 😂😂😂

[@ianhill4585]

A Doris round my way is a derogatory term ,like the American "Karen", I like the alliteration of" dopey" it rounds it off nicely. 🤗

[@rodneygunn788]

Get paid to wear silly hats and show their stupidity

[@chaosiscoming9184]

shut up tough guy on the internet

[@davidc68]

Not necessarily the former but always the latter, complete clown’s boots the lot of them!

[@narajuna]

He sure could speak for AB, looking in = breaking in intention.... able to speak.

[@prespa78]

They recognized the voice and suddenly they had to leave, chickens

[@tc5042]

Definitely

[@tc5042]

Those first two cops they clocked it was AB and did a runner, started addressing you as Sir .Well done AB 🇬🇧

[@kateroyston9416]

Woman of a certain age PCSO, overstepping powers,refused to show designation card,should be sacked!

[@GilbertdeClare0704]

Her attitude right from the off was appalling, clearly on some power trip with NO actual power at all. The REAL Police Officer was at least polite and cordial.

[@ianhill4585]

But he tried to bail Doris out on the designation card kerfuffle , by saying his ID is enough, ----- it isn't.

[@georgebarnes8163]

she would not even know what a designation card is.

[@ianhill4585]

Probably blustering because she didn't have the desig card on her.

[@GilbertdeClare0704]

@@ianhill4585 True ! Desperately trying to dig her out of the hole she was stupid enough to keep digging. Earlier, he had, at least confirmed to AB that she SHOULD have her card on her

[@MrRoyum]

All of these officers activated their video cameras, one law for one and a different law for others. Time for reform!

[@RafaelMichaelJackson]

LOL Police called because you commited the heinous act of "not talking" 😂

[@ImBaudits]

TO THE GULAG!!

[@pooooornopigeon]

​@@ImBauditsAnd beyonnnnnnnd.

[@AndyPandy007]

First two were perfect examples of tyrant officers

[@alanboyd9013]

They are regarded as an item,going by the gossip in the station canteen.

[@brendagilson934]

​@@alanboyd9013 😮😂

[@pooooornopigeon]

​@@alanboyd9013That would explain why he called him mate.

[@dwcoolit]

The one with the hidden gang badge recognised your voice, a couldn't get away quick enough !!

[@tc5042]

Definitely sh..ing themselves.

[@rob1969in]

Thank you for feeding the cat and making those last two look like a right pair of mugs!

[@28cap]

That copper knew what time it was when he heard that heavy asgardian accent ….. time to run away 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022]

This is testimony that you should always film them for your own protection.

[@gregkasza1925]

Always always always.

[@aidanmclaughlin3296]

Love the way you handled them to at the end and she knows your right, well done AB

[@absabs3811]

100% he recognised your voice and thought oh f"*CK gotta go.

[@schwantzrossi1266]

bang on, he sh1t himself as he imagined the disciplinary hearing.....

[@robwilson8673]

H SURELY did 🥳🥳🥳🥳👻👻👻 utter dog of a Man 🙈😱😂😂😂

[@tc5042]

Definitely they thought ffs its AB run forest run 😂😂

[@thejudge-kv2jk]

Heard your voice and bottled it. Illegal detention.

[@marjon83utd]

“We are just speaking to you” - with a daft costume on

[@ianhill4585]

"Just speaking/ talking " under the umbrella of their duties, it's not two friends talking about last nights TV.

[@ianhill4585]

" speaking" under the umbrella of their duties, it's not 2 mates talking about the TV.

[@RelationalDatabase-us7fr]

How dare you engage in a lawful activity while standing on public land

[@RelationalDatabase-us7fr]

What law gives a police officer the right to obstruct a persons walk?

[@ovejensen3624]

no wonder the pigs are hated everywhere.

[@01matthewc]

Why on earth do people insist on calling police pigs?? Pigs 🐖 🐷 🐽 are actually highly intelligent animals with a pleasant nature. The same can't be said for plodstapos 👮👮‍♀️.

[@garethwood3474]

I like using PLOD my dad used Scuffer he was from Liverpool but I agree don't call them pigs because pigs really are very clever animals. Filth is a good one too.

[@pooooornopigeon]

​@@01matthewcThey make a great bacon sarnie.

[@IamtheBirmingham6]

Your spy glasses are certainly going to cost a few police officers their jobs.

[@ianhill4585]

They lose their own jobs, the cameras just document it.😅

[@JohnFletcher-hz1mp]

Cop with glasses on saying you are here wearing glasses. Good grief.

[@shivaunt71]

If only, section 26 never seems to get enacted for some strange reason 🤷‍♂️

[@shivaunt71]

AB could get busted for breaking into that tent, it would be the first time the coppers have solved breaking and entering in London for years 😂 😂😂

[@ianhill4585]

Sec 26 by a civilian will be swept under the carpet, and the blue line code will cover the internals.

[@nickedwards7694]

PCSO, caught hook line and sinker 😂

[@robertmawby3021]

Half of these uniformed wannabes don’t have a flaming clue!

[@JohnFletcher-hz1mp]

Half? That's charitable.

[@coldbreeze6344]

That's because they come here on boats

[@georgebarnes8163]

@@coldbreeze6344 who does?

[@coldbreeze6344]

@@georgebarnes8163 Wake up to what is going on we are being replaced by foreigners soon there will be more of them than us

[@robertmawby3021]

@@JohnFletcher-hz1mp Well, it is Christmas! 🎅

[@StinkyPirate2112]

Thank you AB for feeding that cat, I noticed he did not even thank you when you said you’d buy the cat food. Ungrateful sod. Blessings from the W midlands

[@paulst3599]

Homeless Veterans - perfectly fine... Homeless Cat - Not Allowed 🚫

[@ianhill4585]

No mention of a detainment , they just forced you to stop by blocking your path. Totally unreasonable, having a (forced )conversation . " You did nothing wrong" but yet ---- here they are , pestering....... ( Later footage) Out of the mouths of babes, (Ooops auto correct)I mean idiots..... 😅 Well done PJ , with the shouting out the car with the ORDER to" come here" nah-- that's never going to happen, and just highlights their rudeness and arrogance.

[@PJ-wm9nq]

First contact seemed to be someone shouting from the patrol car calling his dog. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

[@Mrchipsv2]

That pass code by the motorbike looked like 11111 not a secure number 😂

[@london5876]

It is exactly 1111 daft idiots 😂😂😂😂

[@MysticMountainGems]

Yep... l was thinking the same. But I guess you need to make it easy for sausages.

[@nicsentient7235]

These kinds of PINs are banned in then nhs You just cannot program such a code Maybe they make allowances in the MET for the less intelligent

[@bazsnell3178]

Didn't just looked like it, it WAS 11111.

[@woodchopper5216]

They wouldn't be able to remember anything more complicated

[@svenpoletka5236]

Without designation card they're just vigilantes!

[@spenny4571]

Felt sorry for the last copper with the glasses, polite, patient and professional, PCSO however tried to take control of the situation with her tone and her facial expressions, she is a menace who turned out to not even take her job seriously, that designation card should be on hand at all times when working and engaging with the public. School girl error. Silly sausage 😂😂😂

[@mickwilliams532]

He was only polite on e he knew AB knew what he was talking about

[@lh-rk3ef]

Those two coppers at the beginning have been on a video before either yardley ski or to plod or not to plod I’m sure, abusing section 43. Did you notice the beardy one suddenly shot off when he clocked the camera glasses, got a call my arse 😂

[@lint8391]

May well have recognised AB from the voice (and possibly photos of him circulated amongst the police).

[@TinaJavaid]

Your videos always stand out from the crowd. Thank you for your unique vision and professionalism!⛺️🧬🐕‍🦺

[@gregfloyd2059]

You are on point everytime. Keep smashing it young man

[@deef3430]

Calling 999 for a cat, those street wardens just out for an easy life.

[@sniperHEX]

The two Jack Russel Plod at the beginning clocked the camera and legged it 😂 Mr Silly Helmet with the illegal exhaust was a laugh... The PCSO is impersonating and officer without her designation card

[@garethwood3474]

And Impersonating a lollipop lady with it .

[@lint8391]

They may well have clocked that it was AB.

[@davemac8817]

Trying to say you jumped a fence, Typical kangaroo court...

[@markderv]

@ <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="262">4:22</a> - AB: "Do I have to talk to you?" PC Dingbat: "Well, yeah you do if we stop you because....cop-splaining nonsense". What happened to "you have the right to remain silent"?

[@hamzab1368]

you can sleep in the cold under a bridge but we need to make sure the cat is alright

[@TomCravenUK]

AB is brilliant. Keep doing what you do. Love it.

[@Edeskenney]

Never talk to the police.

[@johnkirbymobileautoelectri4321]

Also i have three cats myself, two beimg black, and seeing this hit me. Thank you so much for given the cat food. Means alot to me bro

[@Jayr0]

If you fall out with your homeless neighbor then you can just pick up your tent 😂😂

[@themowerman1]

First cop calls his mate kev then its dave we need to go 😂

[@garyw8824]

he said mate we need to go

[@thetruth9210]

Imagine thinking you can just tell someone to go away when his mates just stopped AB from going away

[@JustAnotherThisDJ]

thank you for feeding the innocent and perfect kitty creature.

[@TheJase8566]

Treated with the contempt they deserve

[@kevinhayes7830]

The irony the cat should be in the warmth and be in a loving home never mind the actual person 😂

[@seancasey7289]

3.45 bearded cop knows they've had it 😂

[@kabz9062]

TYRANTS!! Stay safe out there mate.

[@Edgar-nw5fl]

This is really really amazing...this lady thought that she is on top of the game..now she looks scared.

[@robwilson8673]

She just met The Terminator 😹😹😹👏👏👏👏🧌

[@deef3430]

Since when is it law to speak to people dont want to. Suspicion is not a crime. They should Go check on the cat in the tent.

[@YouDingo88]

AB strikes again!

[@paulmorgan6269]

Well done on pushing the card issue. Your very quick in turning the tables. Enjoy every minute of your content.

[@Jayr0]

Heyyyy AB! New subscriber . Only found your channel today and ive already watched over 15 videos back to back. Keep up the amazing work. Your level of professionalism and humour makes you stand out way more than the rest of Auditors 😊😊😊

[@johngreen6191]

You missed out. See Reggie Photo as well.

[@Jayr0]

Will check it out. Thanks! ​@@johngreen6191

[@wotzcheez]

Enjoy the content

[@-D0uble0-]

Wow you got some catching up to do! There's some real gems in AB's catalogue that I'm sure you will love. I highly recommend "Gravesend Rimmer" search it up, you won't be disappointed 😂

[@-D0uble0-]

Not sure if my last reply came through as I can't see it. You got loads of catching up, but I suggest you Check out "Gravesend Rimmer" you won't be disappointed 😂

[@alicat3387]

Look at the gas light I didn’t touch you

[@JustAlex848]

It is amazing how a uniform makes people think you're obliged to talk to them...on yer bike!

[@zulu1875]

2 salvation army volunteers disguised as old bill😮😂

[@dean6816]

Pigs are more scared of AB then the criminals! 🤣🤣

[@davidcameron7597]

Yet another video which clearly suggests that PCSO's are totally useless and a total waste of taxpayers money. Keep up the accents AB. I love it.

[@aidanmclaughlin3296]

Thanks AB

[@DenD]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1435">23:55</a> she looked absolutely dumbfounded when you asked for the card. I'm sure that is fear 😂

[@Man-go6ri]

Go to the full monty cafe around the corner where they have the bacon and eggs in the morning. Walked in one morning as a customer and had to say out aloud ,"what the fuck yous looking at me for, your off duty ain't ya" The heads soon went down quick the mugs.

[@lint8391]

"Bacon" being the operative word...

[@mrwilson7617]

You looking out for the kitty had me in tears. I have cats too. You are an Angel to both humans and animals.

[@Breaks4Breaks]

The PCSO hated being held accountable. 😂😂😂 loved the dressing down you gave them at the end! 😂😂😂

[@jeffreymiller5462]

I'm only <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="300">5:00</a> minutes in and that cop obviously figured out he was dealing with AB. He wanted NO part of that encounter.😅😅

[@mickyfinn1737]

Big up @AB thank you for holding the old bill to account in 2024, hope you and your family have a fabulous Christmas and all the very best for 2025 👌

[@A2Z1Two3]

The bikers code looks easy to work out 😂

[@-D0uble0-]

😂 either recognised the accent, or spotted the spyglasses. Either way, you can literally see the moment his arse fell out 💨💩 "Dave!...we gotta go!!! 😂😂😂

[@69spook]

Yikes 🏃‍♂️💨

[@TheGrimReaper1]

The fact somebody allegedly tried to jump the fence in the dim and distant past has nothing to do with you and the case in hand, as you succinctly pointed out, i liked that bit, it was very astute of you.😊

[@JPB-zu6wd]

Interrogation is what they are doing not questions at all. A pair of hard men NOT! The hate and contempt in the PCSO face is unbelievable. As for the foreign copper !

[@bibpoppa1234]

AB you legend!!

[@lesliefuller1456]

I walked into a shop today, the other day someone walked in and shoplifted. By their logic, that means I must be a shoplifter.

[@RichardGray-p3u]

Thanks AB I had watched DJE and was hoping to see your video and yet again I was in stitches 👏👏👏

[@babyamy3884]

They better change that code 😂

[@Gooner-1971]

1111

[@chrishartley1210]

It's ok, nobody will remember that one.😊

[@pic101]

AB, for everybody’s future reference, Section 42 of the Police Reform Act 2002 requires PCSOs to produce a designation card upon request when exercising any powers under the Act.

[@astrocalisto]

When you said "idiots"; the usual response is the cop jumps out the car, arrests you and takes you to the station for a thorough going over in the thorough going over with rubber gloves area! 😅

[@TheQats]

"Hey stop don't move we have questions for" then 20 seconds later they want to say that's not a detainment??? Thats crazy!

[@chronographer]

Yeah, was clearly a detainment. He admitted AB was physically stopped, and prevented from leaving, for questioning.

[@kathleensimpson582]

If the guy is feeding the cat dry food he needs to ensure the cat has water - especially on a busy road where its hard to find water for itself

[@SusanNoulton]

Yes I think he should be taken away from him. Very dangerous on that road 😢

[@tabaako8986]

Sue the first 2 policemen. Touching... And then realizing the camera and that it is AB --> running/driving quick away

[@DeanG1872]

I think the first guy recognised the accent 😂

[@joanneslaughter4148]

AB you are a very good person for doing that getting the cat some food I rescued 3 cats from the street just dumped in a box so now we have 9 cats

[@ComboMuster]

Great entertainment AB thank you! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@michaelcaffrey1297]

How can they talk to you if they can’t see you 😂😂😂

[@MrDawnnix]

The designation card blew the wind out of her! Looked like a wet puppy 😂!

[@surpriseblueviana3803]

They find the glasses!

[@gadgieschate]

Merry Xmas to AB and everyone watchibg 🎉

[@Cunningliinguist]

PTTP did a fantastic audit here.One of the best put downs of the police I've seen an auditor do.

[@zikotesh6121]

Still ranks as the best audit ever.

[@Cunningliinguist]

​@@zikotesh6121Totally agree 👍

[@MartinCowley-m8l]

What happened to pttp

[@paulfoster553]

I believe he was finishing his degree in phycology ​@@MartinCowley-m8l

[@PronounsWTF]

Wasn't it just. The set set up from the two getting sandwiches whilst illegally parked and pttp following them to the station was the icing of that cake.

[@multifaceteduser3405]

Excuse me? Excuse me? Excuse me? Excuse me?

[@samtaurus007]

You're excused. :)

[@michaeljohnson-li5nn]

Every time a PCSO is asked to produce their Designation Card, an Angel gets its wings.

[@philco7044]

Defund the Elitist Thugs !! Imitating Police should be a crime .

[@jsmith5199]

AB goes fishing and catches 2 🐷s

[@stevenbrant591]

these crossover vids are brilliant

[@DJEMEDIA]

🎉

[@666evo666]

As soon as you spoke a whole sentence the Cop driver realized it was you and walked away shouting on his mate "we need to go".

[@asef698]

Cat has probably got out of a house and is being held hostage 😂

[@lukgos9609]

Noticed camera rolling . Then let's go let's go . ... Hahaha

[@robwilson8673]

20 second dash was Magic 😆🤣😆🤣🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🧑‍🦯👩‍🦯

[@JohnnyThjo]

Those first two sure panicked fast

[@A2Z1Two3]

How many more of those Plastic Policemen are walking about without their legal powers available for inspection .