Two Clowns is a Circus w/ Zach Woods and Brandon Gardner | We're Here to Help Podcast (Ep. 56)

Jake, Gareth, and special guests Zach Woods(The Office, Silicon Valley) and Brandon Gardner(David, In The Know) talk to someone who loves committing to bits more than their wife. Later, Jake and Gareth discuss a therapist’s distracting office and follow up with the second caller from episode 30 “Not When Worlds Collide with Laura Clery.”
Follow Up Call Part 1: • Laura Clery, Not "When...
00:00 Intro - Zach Woods and Brandon Gardner(In The Know)
04:07 First Caller - My Wife Won't Do Bits With Me
23:39 Sponsored by Hero Bread
25:48 Second Caller - Therapist w/ Fly Infestation
41:32 Follow Up Call - Encounter with School Principal
Go to www.hero.co/ and use code HELP at checkout.
MERCH: www.heretohelppod.com/
Need assistance? Email [e-mail] and maybe Jake and Gareth can help!
----------------------------------------------------
Jake Johnson (New Girl) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
----------------------------------------------------
Instagram: / heretohelppod
Twitter: / here2helppod
Jake's Instagram: / mrjakejohnson
Gareth's Instagram: / reynoldsgareth
garethreynolds.com
Producer/Editor, Kevin Bartelt: / kevinjbartelt
Associate Producer/Editor, AJ McKeon: / ajmckeon
Social Media Director, Katelin Tanjuaquio: / imherculeankate
Music by Oliver Ralli: www.oliverralli.com/
Original Artwork by James Fosdike: / james_fosdike
Video Edited by Giardiniera.Media
SUBSCRIBE to and RATE We’re Here to Help:
» Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...
» Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4J3UybF...
About Headgum:
Headgum is an LA & NY-based podcast network creating premium podcasts with the funniest, most engaging voices in comedy to achieve one goal: Making our audience and ourselves laugh. Listen to our shows at www.headgum.com.
» SUBSCRIBE to Headgum: kzbin.info?sub...
» FOLLOW us on Twitter: / headgum
» FOLLOW us on Instagram: / headgum
» FOLLOW us on TikTok: / headgum
#podcast #comedy #comedian

[@HeretoHelpPod]

Go to hero.co and use code HELP at checkout.

[@matthewtimothy]

Everything in my body wanted that first call to end with the guy saying I don't even have a wife. The whole call was a bit

[@user-yournamehere]

Every thing I see with Zach Woods, I love him more. So smart, compassionate, well-spoken and hilarious to boot

[@k.c.5255]

We need a follow up to B’s follow up! 😂 I am ridiculously invested in the outcome of this principal situation.

[@keefkt]

I think Johnny’s wife bit is ruining Johnny’s bits and setting him up.

[@HeretoHelpPod]

😮 Now that's insightful.

[@timothyjumper9347]

That's a great twist.

[@Looshington]

oh that’s the best follow up call to date 😂😂😂

[@_telivision]

okay but in the first call? I'm convinced the wife is the one doing (and winning) the longest bit ever. i think every time she agrees to a bit, she KNOWS she's never gonna let it happen, and it gives her life.

[@swgreen1975]

Loved the intro with Jake waving his arms around like a scene out of Wayne’s World. 😂😂 The guys were definitely taking notes of all the bits being discussed particularly the ‘potato salad’ with extra raisins 🤣🤣🤣

[@CM-pf1xc]

Such a boost to Johnny!! 4 consummate comedians just being like YES dude, you’re funny. And they were good bits! Perfect balance of rediculous

[@hankpink6274]

Kevin "we need to pause to stick our head in a bucket of water" 😭 😭 😭

[@user-zn3cf8kr4r]

Raisins and jorts? That dude needs to be a TV writer

[@ashley-jd8mo]

What a follow up call! I am invested, can't wait for the next update!

[@LoveIsAll88]

Me too!

[@Mburk3000]

Sorry it took this pod to introduce myself to Garf. So consistently funny

[@roberthanna1692]

Letssss goooooo. At the dentist and this will be slightly less painful now 😂

[@jasperlevien5968]

I have to go soon you've given me a little less anxiety about it 😅

[@LoveIsAll88]

The follow up is everything a follow up needs to be in this world 😅😅😅

[@121scarface]

Haven't even watched but I already know zach woods is gonna kill it. Up there with ben schwartz for my fav improv actors

[@kristinrook227]

I am so invested in the "B" saga 🤣

[@samsonthepenguin]

Jonny, when you take the raisin-tato salad, call everyone before she can and tell them SHE put the raisins in the potato salad. Make it HER bit.

[@Lik3mysn123]

Just got to work and now I'm ready to get the day started. Thanks!

[@noahcookart7797]

Can’t believe Jack Johnson has a podcast

[@nephrotoxick8]

Consistently getting better and better❤

[@KC-nq1rl]

The fly thing is very specific lol But I too had issues randomly, a bunch of flies show up and they are really easy to catch. And then they go away. I think they are cluster flies. They don’t even care about the food in the kitchen, they stick together in a group, and they are attracted to light. So the plug in fly trap is the only thing that helped.

[@kenzie9209]

Loving the pod!!

[@shqipe86]

So excited😆I've been waitin!

[@SarahBunchOfNumbers]

I know about the flies! You’re bringing eggs (or whatever they grow from, I’m not a scientist) in somehow! I brought the lawnmower in to my basement storage room one time and ended up with like 30 flies a day or two later. And just like you said, they were chill and easy to swat when they first hatched or whatever and then they got into regular fly behavior within a few days.

[@olivercaan520]

We all love the bits

[@CGustin]

These podcasts make me smile!! Loving the content guys!!! Jake is so so handsome adore the guy! The shoe on Jake is begging to come off lol😉

[@comedycrackhead]

Great cast!

[@lariverskunks]

great episode

[@ziggygunz2447]

Ya know I wasn't into the whole bit thing at first but as the call went along I was pulled on board lol

[@journalologyandcoofficial]

Gareths face is shining!😂

[@comedycrackhead]

Or at the least do some improv classes or something to scratch that itch outside the home.

[@l3rich]

Wow the promotion for the show was longer than the guest were in this episode 😂

[@MrPodcastio]

I feel like first guy is just a prankster from the 1950s

[@garyburch5871]

The bug assault is amazing , It acctually shoots salt. “Bug-a-salt” they work really well! ….or just move out.

[@comedycrackhead]

Went to watch the new show on peacock “In The Know” but it was already taken down. What a shame, heard it was culturally significant and good.

[@jaysal_dies]

I wanna see the fly therapist

[@jonappleseeed9658]

bitception 14:30

[@josephchinosi4489]

Johnny is my spirit animal

[@therealchenoa]

Johnny is my new inspiration

[@kc8203]

This has very quickly become my favorite podcast, well 2nd fav, but its up against Conans pod

[@CherryAve]

Houseflies live from 15 to 30 days. Fun? Fact

[@srv1959]

Wtf puts raisins in potato salad

[@comedycrackhead]

First caller was funny, start a youtube channel my man. monetize the bits

[@OptimisticAutistic]

Wish there was less weight loss talk :( Y'all no one can tell when you gain or lose weight it makes me sad to hear how much you think about it

[@TheChriszimmer36]

johnny's bits just arent that funny, i think that's his biggest problem