Skid Marcc w/ Mary Holland Advice | We're Here to Help w/ Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds (Ep. 45)

Jake Johnson, Gareth Reynolds and special guest Mary Holland talk to a caller with a dirty bed sheet situation. Later, they chat with someone hoping to surprise her mom.
00:00 Intro
02:41 Skid Marcck - hooking up for the first time
26:53 We Are Family - wedding anniversary celebration ideas
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Need assistance? Email [e-mail] and maybe Jake and Gareth can help!
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Jake Johnson (New Girl) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
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[@hankpink6274]

"you take a dump at a ladies house you take a shower you animal" was a cut nick miller line for sure

[@mackymac4320]

Mary missed her chance in the bridesmaid speech to say not only did Marcc make his mark on Layla’s heart but he also left a mark on her Egyptian cotton sheets. 😂

[@juliannruiz0511]

Omg I love how mad Jake got about the skid mark!😂😂😂 I completely agree that sh*ts nasty! Literally.

[@complexend4133]

can you imagine taking a dump and just wiping once and being all laissez-faire about whatever happens next? so nasty..

[@musicfan1427]

@@complexend4133 Surprisingly more common than most people realize. I've seen discussions online about it from other women in relationships asking for help. There is more than one man out there who think it's gross or wrong to touch their own butts to clean themselves. For some it is a failure of parenting, but for others it's internalized homophobia. It's wild.

[@breezy8105]

"I hate Marcck with two C's and a fucking K".... When I tell you I laughed, I absolutely CACKLED in my room by myself.

[@carrie7213]

Jake: We're always on the callers side no matter what. Also Jake: I'm 100% on Connie's team. The whole episode was great but I love how much Jake wanted that to happen for Connie. Can't wait for the update (in a year....I can wait). I hope Emily sends a video. Also, Please have Mary back. She's fantastic.

[@alexholguin2227]

holy shit mary's bridesmaid speech had me rolling. plus gareths interuptions reminded me of his "DAVID!" from the dollop

[@sabrinaroney3817]

Mary Holland was an unexpectedly HILARIOUS addition to this episode!!

[@quixotalable]

Brown wedding sheets on the wedding registry....amirite?

[@tayleelawson2945]

I need more of Jake being serenaded by Gareth 💯

[@sedonashaver1414]

I’d love to see Britney Broski on here! She’s very funny, is on KZbin, has a podcast, and would bring a younger audience.

[@lingy86]

Im on KZbin. I knew I was still young. Thanks guys.

[@jenl7094]

Hey! I’m here watching the Wayne’s World public access tv version of your podcast and loving it, but hope your YT numbers skyrocket because you’re so dang hilarious to watch

[@rm4047]

I just searched “how to wipe your butt” and there’s a good amount of educational content, he will not be lost

[@shibbylunsford2040]

Loved this episode I'm with Jake give your mother what she wants, a beautiful memory that will last the rest of your lives "We are family 🎶" ❤❤❤

[@MiKa_EDS]

This was equal parts horrifying and hilarious 😂

[@howperfectlycurious1440]

Came here to see Gareth singing we are family. Did not disappoint. 💃🏽

[@idigdiggs274]

jake really does have a womans perspective/pov sometimes

[@garrettalmeida1914]

One of the best parts of my day is usually whenever I see there’s a new episode posted, thanks for making this so fun!!

[@angeljones4441]

Same!

[@Elkator]

Love the idea of the second woman playing this for her family and having to say, "my part is is just after the sex skid mark segment"

[@swgreen1975]

Loved Mary on this episode and her input and reactions towards both callers was fantastic particularly doing the bridesmaids speech 😂 Will be interesting to hear the outcomes from both of these callers 😊

[@itslex9077]

I need Mary on the show full time

[@cassiewetere3279]

The way Jake HATES Emily 😂😂

[@HUSHMONEYBAND]

Please don’t ever stop making these! I’m dying 😂

[@angeljones4441]

Watched Self Reliance this weekend, and it was awesome! The number of times Jake cracks up in the middle of a scene is hilarious!

[@critiquaz]

First vid I've watched after binge listening to all the other eps on Spotify. Such a different experience and I'm here to stay!

[@quixotalable]

This is my #2 favorite episode of this podcast, this week. 🤣

[@Cash42]

Is number one the one about the wedding with lamorne ? 😂

[@TheAlbert1A1]

Hilarious brides maid speech 😂 "Leila that's my girl"🤣🤣

[@user-db9it8ep2q]

31:20 i love jake with the woman's perspective😂😂😂😂

[@abbypayne8935]

I am so glad I came to KZbin to watch, this was great :)

[@rainbromonkey]

Loved you guys on Rick Glassman

[@ThomasKonan]

Mary is the best. Great wedding speech. 👏👏👏👏

[@user-db9it8ep2q]

40:22 "even the men" "especially the men"😂

[@sedonashaver1414]

I love watching these! The faces and reactions are the best 😂

[@arrulf]

Swipe up! Damn! had to pause! Best producer out there

[@anika4774]

LOL I always watch it on the good ol KZbin! Watching is the best

[@user-db9it8ep2q]

41:22 i cant with jake rn 😂😂😂😂

[@asifmynamewasmonique]

This one was WILD 😂😂😂

[@fourone-sevenseven]

yeah im binge watching all of the episodes and they keep getting better 😂

[@kristenmarshall27]

he needs a bidet!

[@user-db9it8ep2q]

29:20 gareth singing😂😂😂😂

[@jojoe3193]

Another great episode. Thanks folks.

[@moropet1]

This is too good hahah seeing you guys makes it 100x better

[@blutella4162]

So glad to see you guys getting more and more views !!

[@Dontpassthesalt]

Thanks or the YT reminder! Love seeing you guys

[@82PeRK]

This is my FAVORITE PODCAST by far and i just discovered it. THANK YOU FOR THESE VIDEOS AND KEEP THEM COMING.

[@Bloq7]

This show helps me get through the workday. Hope y’all keep going!

[@publicoutlaw1731]

You guys I stopped listening to this on Spotify just to come to KZbin. I hear you.

[@amandawalls2302]

I listened to the podcast this morning, came back just to get you views. You’re right watching is a whole new level😂

[@breezy8105]

I love your podcast but I love it even MORE now visually. Thank you guys for reminding me to subscribe on here! I don't think I'll ever just audibly listen again, moving forward.

[@nichaelfurio]

I love this podcast! It is my first podcast ‘cause I more of visual person and having a hard time if I only listen so I’m so happy that you’re on YT. More power to you guys!

[@kobester1012]

You have my support. Can’t get enough

[@kailynripp2111]

Pretty sure I am the kid from small town wisconsin watching all the videos for ya hahahha and 'he's got a leaking spout" sent me over the edge!!!!

[@KMoReacts]

As soon as you have on someone who already has a big KZbin podcast audience (Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, etc) you're KZbin numbers will make a BIG jump. 99.99% sure, lol

[@carolynmchugh5679]

Please get Ethan Klein from h3 podcast on

[@HUSHMONEYBAND]

I feel like youtube doesn’t promote new shows these days. If this pod had come out 4 years ago it would get a million views instantly

[@82PeRK]

Or just go on others podcast and promote. Thts how i just now discovered it.

[@jamieodv]

Glassman

[@mr.t9714]

Speaking of Bobby Lee, I think that might be who left the stain on that woman's bed 💩

[@itsEFY]

this was sooooooo good

[@MattKuzie]

Thank you guys (and gal) for making me laugh. Comedy is important af. That is all.

[@shanajohnson8777]

I have been laughing from beginning to end! 😂❤

[@mathewheap789]

TYSO sent me

[@conspicuoustraverser7375]

Great episode. I watched self reliance before, its the perfect movie. Thank you

[@sarahmccloud7642]

Boosting those youtube stats!

[@ianholl9100]

Harland Williams needs to be a guest

[@BringMePie]

Long time listener first time watcher. Here to help your KZbin numbers. ❤

[@kryten09]

Im gonna "like" the episode on KZbin... But listen to it on Spotify during my run 👍

[@jtholden6922]

Always watch the episodes, I like watching them instead listening to them

[@kylereilly720]

I didn’t know this was on anything but KZbin

[@themfp3517]

From Sheet Poot to Meet Cute!!

[@pbelzeski]

After listening to this yesterday, last night I had dreams where a recurring theme was I kept leaving skid marks on things lolol

[@HeretoHelpPod]

Wait until you see the next episode… it’s very relevant to your situation😉

[@pbelzeski]

@@HeretoHelpPod hahaha oh noooo

[@jtw5418]

Lets get yhe KZbin channel to #1

[@nicovera8327]

had to come see the numbers. keep it up you guys, you’ll have your big break!! 😂

[@yobrophy]

Here to help with the shockingly low numbers. Cheers!

[@Mustangver]

"MARCC" is the average Joe Rogan listener

[@TheClemzone22]

I need your help... For some reason, I'd like to know Skid Marcck's underpants budget.

[@Splittinglipspodcast]

Hahaha damn he pooped on the bed 😂😂😂

[@juijev192]

The correct advice was, that she had to ruin his sheets in the same way, before they can move forward

[@shipstainmcclain9265]

I know what Connie wants 😂😂

[@Issamermaid]

I’m bitter that Marcck did not offer to replace her sheets. He ruined them! And he should’ve cleaned them his damn self.

[@tayleelawson2945]

Okay. But WHAT IF this Marcc dude is the same dude who doesn't flush at the studio! 😅

[@HeretoHelpPod]

There’s just one guy terrorizing all of our callers🤣

[@user-db9it8ep2q]

18:25 bridesmaid speech

[@jonathanluchow2751]

We need another segment where we get feedback from the people you are helping.. if possible.. i would have loved to see how this speach and song turned out.. sounded like a great middle ground was established.

[@user-tv8bd2ve1b]

I hope if they get married the only item on their registry is Egyptian cotton sheets 😂

[@fragglebrock6772]

An old housemate of mine, had a very similar story to the skidders story but slightly worse as some “debris” hit her 😐 dry debris but debris none the less. So fucking grim.

[@ritzo.97]

You need to get a schedule for the release of these episodes! It will help people come back on a regular basis, as I don’t even realize I am 3 episodes behind as they get released so randomly! Love the show though!!! Want it to only grow and go up from here

[@opehaley]

new eps come out mondays and thursdays :)

[@HeretoHelpPod]

New Episodes Out Mondays and Thursdays!

[@theronwright1276]

I've only heard/ seen this on KZbin

[@trac6009]

❤

[@VinegarVapors]

I didn't buy it when I read someone on Twitter complaining about dudes not being able to clean their asses properly, but Marcck really is the type of guy to leave a little trace of himself wherever he goes isn't he?

[@user-tv8bd2ve1b]

I really hope if they get married that all they have on their registry is Egyptian cotton sheets 😂

[@lydiadavis3930]

Swipe up 🤣

[@dominicxavier955]

I need an episode with Nick Kroll, please

[@SerenaaAlice]

Garth, come to Amsterdam dude

[@HMbeav8404]

YT’s gonna make you earn it. Just ask Ricky G

[@ttlw1195]

is she dating the musician guy from the previous pod? The non flusher lol.

[@stephtodeath86]

I'm a new-ish listener; When do we get to see these follow ups we keep getting promised?

[@checksanity]

Not everyone follows up, but there’ve been a handful. Most recently the proposal got a KZbin short clip update-video of the actual proposal. From the early episodes, the enthusiastic recreational soccer guy had an update call. The self pleasuring cat sitter had one. The woman that wanted something to do for her school reunion that would make it more fun. Etc. Though, sometimes the update is within the same episode. Or on social media, like what happened a few days ago when Jake was on a different podcast (Mythical Kitchen’s Last Meals) that surprised him by introducing him to a past caller (that gave his boss a weird gift) and the guy updated on what he did/has done. That bit was posted on this channel as a short.

[@stephtodeath86]

@@checksanityThank you! I saw the proposal clip after I posted this comment! It was so cute! Thanks for the info, I will look for those updates you mentioned!

[@Secret_squirrel11]

Did I miss it, or is no one else thinking bidet?

[@user-bf8ci6cz3e]

Y’all really are struggling with the views 😂😂 love the show tho

[@jennerd25]

Somehow I read the title Skid Marcc and still proceeded to watch this episode while eating lunch... 🤢🤮

[@jeremiahscarim1377]

Marcck

[@Cash42]

I guess that name tracks

[@vixkal]

Absolutely not. That man would be thrown back IMMEDIATELY.

[@ziggygunz2447]

I've actually heard of this ridiculous train of thought before. Apparently on Reddit there are some guys that freely admit that they think touching their own butts and genitals is gay, smfh.

[@franklinwilson2]

I like the youtube more personally

[@franklinwilson2]

Also you need to change the name to Marcck!!

[@hunterkaimi]

layla is straight up wifey material. if marcck doesn’t marry this woman, he will be alone for life

[@morganchadd2355]

Jake and Amir crossover???

[@andrewheath6451]

Theres dudes out here like this getting action and I cant even get a text back