Two Pints Of Lager and A Packet Of Crisps

I was listening to the video someone made of the full theme song with no lyrics and I have made one with lyrics, some of the timing might be off but this is my first lyric video so I hope u love it xx

[@declan2003ppsh]

the Halloween episode scarred me when I was little but the theme is a straight banger

[@lorr567johnson9]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣looool, i thought i was the only i was so terrified and still traumatised till this very day!

[@marleybu302]

Loved this show. The actors were brilliant!

[@pionelpessi1022]

This show was great

[@thomm0.992]

Is that the godfather :0

[@sirnigeloffarage9255]

its coming back with the same characters...

[@gadag_poon]

@@sirnigeloffarage9255 is it??

[@sirnigeloffarage9255]

@@gadag_poon so I heard... but that was a rumour a year ago.... haven't heard anything since.. Ralph and Will do a podcast on KZbin.

[@thomasfluskey5922]

Gotta love the North

[@shanlloyd7676]

Same

[@littlelottie3503]

I can remember watching this with my family when I was little

[@fatherelijah9515]

Wow, same childhood m8. Awesome 😎🫡

[@Baddy187]

​@@fatherelijah9515I watched it alone as a 10 year old on school vacations. I am Dutch and it was shown late at night. I remember loving Louise for how she talked. And looked. I loved how they all talked to be fair. I did not get half the stuff going on but who cared, it was a great time.

[@MisatoKatsuragiHD]

Every episode is on BBC iPlayer

[@dawnrogers8039]

And I’m ploughing through them all like a pig in muck!

[@aaliyahh4630]

Done the whole series in about a week, i was a teen when it came out but sadly didnt discover it back then! :(

[@shanlloyd7676]

Aaliyah H it’s returning for one-off special

[@devinpapadoilos942]

Shan Lloyd true this year

[@andyreilly1126]

Its fuckin shite

[@johnfairweather9188]

Thank you so much. Love the song. Love your lyrics.

[@Haggislover]

Wow! Nostalgia! Thanks for this!👍

[@hidebarnes8188]

Loved this show

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Awesome show

[@tombhousetv]

If she doesn't know the words to this she's too young for you bro

[@datumhead5303]

Awesome song! totally random :)

[@doitanywayz]

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps brought me here

[@AFlexibleGamer]

this show do

[@asterickjones]

Does anyone know where to download buy this song?

[@AnyNameIsFine]

omg my shit!!

[@morphman86]

Just one slight correction on the bridge: It's "kebab", not "kids ass". Also, the song is called "Two pints" performed by Buckethead, for those who wonder.

[@Diedpied]

I thought it was Christian Henson who did the TV show version?

[@morphman86]

Might be, but this version is Buckethead

[@Navazarian]

I can confirm that it was Christian Henson who did this version. I contacted him several years back about creating some soundbeds for a media production I was working on at the time and wanted a similar sound.

[@stevepaleface]

@@morphman86 Just to finally put this to bed, Christian Henson wrote it and I sung it.

[@andyrobson8903]

it's also mutton not button. mutton being an older sheep. don't think you get a button in a kebab! although tbf, you probably don't get all that much sheep either .....

[@ericsaylor5722]

Damn. As an American watching Two Pints, some of that theme song was just opaque...impossible to figure out. Thanks.

[@alexsmith5511]

you have to be british to understand the drinking them in the song

[@geoff7058]

What a shit ending this had. I miss it badly. Even 10 years later.

[@amymallon23]

Honestly always thought it was a pint of lager please and pack of plain crisps 🤣😭

[@dkay4932]

I always thought it was "and a pack of quaveys" as in quavers

[@lukeparker9548]

It does sound like that and even the subtitles on the original dvds have plain instead of flakies 😂😂

[@jjay0307]

would be great if you could upload this again in higher quality, it's only 240p, I can't seem to find this song anywhere in decent quality

[@mysalsadamo]

No I can't. Who sang it?

[@jjay0307]

​@mysalsadamo I have no idea who did the tv show version, but there is another version but I don't like it, not like this one, it would be great if they released it on apple music or something

[@agarabie]

Nice! song.

[@thomasfluskey5922]

BBC3 is back from 2022 so could we see specials.

[@bookypeej9477]

We could! But apparently Sheridan smith tries to act like she was never involved in it. This was one of the most iconic bbc three shows though. This and ideal. Two of my favourite shows even when I was too young to understand the jokes.

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

​@@bookypeej9477 Don't think that's true? Because she has said that she wouldn't mind coming back.

[@zakurquhart225]

Is this Robbie Williams?

[@harribo2005x]

What is the song called?

[@82youtubeshared]

I think its also just called Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps🤷🏽‍♀️

[@harribo2005x]

@@82youtubeshared So there are 2 songs called that now. Might as well have used the old one.

[@ImaTacoBish]

ILL HA EA

[@keyboardjohnson9023]

Can the writer of this song please confirm if it's flakies or plain please? it's causing marital issues.

[@undecided93]

If you listen to series 2 episode 1 it plays a weird electo version and its definitely flakies

[@11994h]

Hey mr bartender give me a drink I want a cold wet glass with bubbles in it But that doesn’t mean I can Handle anything stronger I think I’ll just wait a while I’ll have a pint of lager please and a pack of flakies

[@b0110cks3000]

KPs

[@dohery46]

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[@yarnednomady5535]

What are flakies ?

[@jimmygrundy]

it should say "and a pack of plain (crisps) please

[@undecided93]

@@jimmygrundy listen to S2 E1 intro it's definitely flakies

[@fanneboom]

SPLODGENESSABOUNDS : TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS PLEASE all other is shit

[@mattybuividas9929]

Always thought it was 'a pack of plain please'

[@bradwilliams9333]

It is the lyrics are wrong

[@martinputt6421]

@@bradwilliams9333 No it isn't

[@bradwilliams9333]

I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I'll have some pickled onions, And a little bit of cheese, please. Thank you. Btw these are the official lyrics......

[@martinputt6421]

@@bradwilliams9333 You can clearly hear the word "flakies" in the song

[@saizaybae]

@@bradwilliams9333 they're not, even on the show intro it's "pack of flakies" but some episodes will say "pack of plain please" it's deffo flakies

[@symbiote1982pk]

Button should be mutton, cabbage patch kid ass (wtf does that even mean) is cabbage patch kebab, it's open the wondow geez (as in geezer) ,not please and finally it's processed chssese, theres no such thing as process cheese.

[@soton5teve]

Manky mutton* not button

[@davi0121]

The show is utter trash, but this theme is just fucking *great.*

[@devinpapadoilos942]

David Kirwan Oi shut it

[@Lantizia]

So reading through all these comments it seems clear it was written by Christian Henson but was actually sung by Steven Lee (@stevepaleface). What I'd like to know from @alexandrahickinbotham6718 is where you've actually got this full-length audio of the whole theme from? Was it on a CD, which one?!