Two Point Hospital Gameplay: SWEATY PALMS! 🌴 (Two Point Hospital on Xbox One)

[@nomeaknat]

These streams with Dr. Jane are my faves. Romance, intrigue, financial uncertainty. It's got everything.

[@michaelmikeymiguel5603]

Dr Nora’s loving arms are the only compression vest Dr Bobby needs to weather the storm

[@Amaranthyne]

I know you wrote this a year ago, but it deserves coming back to. Brilliant comment! Chef’s Kiss!

[@MrGlenn442]

Stream starts at 0:46

[@huey6248]

cheers for that lad, i went mad waiting for this shit to start

[@gwts1171]

Just like it says in the description, huh?

[@MrGlenn442]

@@gwts1171 Yes, but like me, not everybody is going to read the description. If people see it here first, no big. *shrug*

[@usbiv223]

Yep that’s me.

[@adriennecloeter7394]

Jane: It's got to be midnight somewhere. Me watching 2yrs later and it happens to be midnight: *shocked pikachu face*

[@queenofcookie3299]

1:19:50 i thought she said “i am so pleased to hear your sisters gone” and was very confused for a second (she said cyst not sister for anyone wondering)

[@odysyr]

"if it makes you feel any better there was a big chunk of ice in my drink!" That's some Archer level justification there 😂

[@vanillanoxfleuret]

Both me and my little dog fell ill when this streamed and it has been extremely difficult for us. Catching up now, but really want to say thank you, because these two point hospital streams are honestly rad and help an awful lot

[@Monstein]

"Makes me think of Space marines." Me paining Warhammer stuff as I watch.

[@madalice5134]

I've been saving some of these streams for a particularly anxious day, when I'd need the cheering up and the calming effect they have. It's so nice to have these positive, awesome vods to get my mind off everything. The OX crew are the best.

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

48:43 *Jane:* "Embalming is like when they stick a hook down your nose and whisk your brains up and put your liver and kidneys in canopic jars." *Merriam-Webster:* "embalm: to fill with sweet odors; to protect from decay or oblivion" I'm not sure whether to be relieved that Jane isn't running a mortuary, or scared that she is running a hospital.

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@@DavidCruickshank Yeah, I know. I had to look it up because I thought "embalming" might actually include the organ removal step. But even though they usually occur pretty close together, I'm pretty sure "embalming" only refers to the primarily chemical process of making the body inhospitable to detrivores, and not the very physical process of scooping out the brain and liver. It's not a huge distinction in most colloquial use, but it's a pretty significant difference if you're the one that's being embalmed alive.

[@typacsk]

Well if Wikipedia is to be believed, Jane is several hundred years old -- I can't really blame her for having an outdated understanding of how some of this stuff works

[@bustinarant]

@@typacsk Confirmed Egyptian burial supervisor lol

[@captainwolfos]

I used to drink a lot of Diet Coke, but then my mother went into hospital at one point, and I really overdid the caffeine, leading to me getting heart palpitations and night terrors. So that’s awesome. Caffeine is apparently really bad for people with anxiety, too, so that’s doubly awesome for me. I stopped consuming caffeine altogether after that.

[@CyberkineticGlitch]

Pro-tip: put a psychologist office next to your GP offices and have that dedicated to only doing diagnosis. Having one psychiatrist only doing diagnosis will massively help your hospital's overall diagnosis efficiency.

[@willigar8529]

I'm all for the gold star award but fun tip if you have them you do not need plants in rooms because the awards count for the same benefits. This will also give your janitors less time wasted watering plants.

[@dansummers2965]

"Ultramarines? ULTRAMARINES? Blue and gold, with ancient Egyptian stylings? The Thousand Sons are shocked and insulted to be called the vanilla-marines. Death to the False Emperor!" Or, y'know, words to that effect.

[@gwts1171]

I'm old, but the sarcophagus reminded me of Iron Maiden's "Powerslave" album cover.

[@cameronhector9074]

I'm young(ish) and it made me think of the same. Don't think it's a sign of your age, friend - I think it's a sign of your impeccable taste!

[@IAmKenkira]

All this talk of hair makes me appreciate I married my stylist.

[@GriffinWolf]

I loved these streams so much that I added 2PH to my Steam wishlist. Less than three days later I was notified that it was on sale! Absolutely loving it, thanks for the inspiration! Jane, would you consider doing a "remix" challenge for a stream? I've just tried it once, it's hectic!

[@official_bubbles252]

The diet coke addiction is the relatable content I come here for.

[@artisanchef3059]

Awesome stream , this is honestly the highlight of my week , thank you so much, I hope all of you guys have a wonderful day filled with lots of laughter, happiness & joy . May the geeky gods bless you . Stay Safe :)

[@edwardling9614]

How can the doctors not tell that the people dressed like mummys have the new disease with the word mummification in the title

[@HariGtt]

Jane: randomly moving doctors searching the research lab Me: We are back at Meltdown, right?

[@tyrannicpuppy]

Epidemic's like that are why all Jane run Hospital's have a mandatory Wash Your Dang Hands procedure in place.

[@zexin3897]

This was a Jane-uinely great stream.

[@Icam_here]

great stream, yay for more Doctor Bobby and Doctor Nora. i'm sure those 2 will work it out

[@joshualong7724]

As a traveling Nursing Aide/Med tech. I have to admit that Jane is doing a pretty good job trying to please everyone at once. Top marks.

[@L-92761]

Say what you will about Jane's hospital managerial skills but she has successfully stopped two potential pandemics

[@zexin3897]

L P we don’t talk about the third.

[@L-92761]

Zexin389 Commented before seeing the third lol

[@codym4340]

I'm noticing more and more romance themes in the OX crews videos lately. Methinks the lockdown is taking its toll on their uhh ... social lives.

[@973daydreamer]

Jane you want to research Fluid Analysis. It's a diagnostic room that has more diagnosis power than basically all the others combined

[@samtaholo]

I saw X-Ray on the list of diagnostic rooms she hasn't researched yet, too. Unlocking that would then allow Jane to research the M.E.G.A. Scan (I think). Different diagnostic rooms are better (or worse) at diagnosing different illnesses, so it's good to have at least one of each.

[@973daydreamer]

@@samtaholo yes and the megascan is also amazing. Fluid analysis plus megascan can diagnose most things. X-ray is good too

[@samtaholo]

Yeah, I love the animation (and sound effect) of the X-ray patients being scanned, and the M.E.G.A. Scan looks really cool - like an MRI but not as scary. The patients' animation for Fluid Analysis is a lot of fun, too. :)

[@voltzoen6262]

Batman has only one nemesis Jane, and his name is the Muddler.

[@inkgraved]

everyone forgot the muddler!

[@ninjafahita]

@@inkgraved No one can forget the muddler!

[@inkgraved]

@@ninjafahita he'll make them pay if they did 😂

[@felixc543]

Any chance you could point me towards where I can find The Muddler's origin story?

[@kenshir0.kazuma65]

😭When I have to say bye to big Jane. Bloody love you Jane ❤️

[@zhaley1980]

Jane flanked by Gold Star Awards... all is right in the world!

[@catchherinthelie]

"Plain water is disgusting." Agreed! When I try to make myself drink water when I'm not actively craving it, it makes me nauseous

[@Silcovo_YT]

This

[@tyrannicpuppy]

Goa'uld Jane working her way up the System Lords by encouraging morale in her Jaffa Legions with many Gold Star Awards.

[@julietatchley3122]

Poor Jane. We still love you!

[@TacComControl]

whitstable? I hear Peter Cushing lives in whitstable... I have seen him on his bicycle...

[@aerongray2228]

i have seen him buying vegetables

[@nunyobidniz]

That sounds like a surreal experience...

[@nunyobidniz]

@@aerongray2228 wait, Peter Cushing is only human? I don't buy it. Next you'll be telling me he puts his trousers on one leg at a time. * shakes head whilst giving side-eye *

[@aerongray2228]

@@nunyobidniz its a song XD

[@nunyobidniz]

@@aerongray2228 😅😅

[@Galvamel]

It's driving me crazy that your GPs offices are not symmetrical to the rear entrance. One is one block over and the other isn't. I blame you! You made me hyper-aware of symmetry!!!

[@queenofcookie3299]

I used to only be able to drink sparkly water but now I actually really enjoy plain water (the switch over wasn’t my choice my stomach had issues and couldn’t handle the sparkle anymore) my biggest tips are 1. Don’t drink plain water on an empty stomach when ever you can avoid it it can make your stomach feel wierd and just make the whole thing less enjoyable can even be painful for some people 2. If you are thirsty drink plain water if you wanna drink for the sake of tasting something drink something else if you force yourself to drink plain water in that situation it’ll just make you unhappy 3. Get a big water bottle that brings you joy (for example there are bottles that will have cute and encouraging messages depending on where the water level is so how much you’ve drank already) and that is easily refillable (1-2 Liters) 4. Figure out what material you like to drink plain water out of the most for some people water from plastic bottles will taste great but from metal bottles it will taste really bad to them so possibly that might help so do you prefer: plastic, glass, or metal 4. Depending on where you life the tap water might not be nice so if you live in an area where that is a problem find a brand of plain water that you like or get a water filter 5. Like many people mentioned the more you drink it the more you get used to it and eventually really learn to like it 6. You can do little things that help you remember to drink water my dad for example had a little card on his desk that had a drawing of a glass filled with water on it and everytime he looked at it he had to take a sip of water but often just having a water source in your close proximity all time will get you to drink more anyway You got this everyone!

[@dweebicusmaximus]

You can send people for treatment if you know what they have and they're past a certain diagnostic percentage. ALSO the nurse you hired for cryptology immediately wandered out of the room within seconds of being placed

[@DarrenEggleston]

These are the days of our Two Point Hospital

[@felixc543]

16:55 YES Jane has my back here, plain water tastes and feels so so gross

[@robodogmech]

41:10 wow I have a cool name in two point hospital. AND I work for Jane, who knew?!

[@leonbrooke5587]

Sending a heart emoji ❤ and much love for Jane

[@ArtifiSir]

Laxative drink machine? Must be a non copyright, generic proxy for Starbucks.

[@svudet2009]

honestly, the pandemic's in this game aren't as bad as the choice in AC Odyssey where you have people who have an illness on Kephallonia and you decide to let a priest kill them or spare them because they are barely showing signs of sickness. then there's the plague in athens......yeah. i replayed that game recently and i was like "damn it, too close to home, ubisoft...."

[@TheMoggiemum]

Fluid analysis is a diagnosis room

[@TheFaulkned]

The trucks speed drop Jane

[@noverwolf9]

Jane if you need to Origin EA's launcher does have Theme Hospital as a download that works fine with Windows 10

[@hollyhartwick3832]

Word with 3 consecutive sets of double letters... bookkeeper.

[@bow-tiedengineer4453]

I'm lucky. our local beach is too middle of nowhere to be an issue.

[@ladyicondraco]

Watching Jane play this game made me really want it, until the epidemic mini-game happened. Probably better for my wallet

[@platinumraven118]

BTW, Servers are unlocked by 3 stars in the Mitton University Hospital

[@lucyalvey2770]

People could die if I don't treat them....but I don't wanna risk my cure rate either, is a very interesting train of thought if taken out of context (and totally not how healthcare in certain places works

[@JameSeraphim]

I like how it's an ancient Egyptian burial ground on the other side of the ocean 🤣🤣 instead of an Indian burial ground here in Oklahoma

[@f4rr3r]

If you do a Theme Hospital stream you could do a 90s inspired outfit And turn the stream quality down to 64 colours at 240p Actually that might be a bit too much

[@MrPJParker1]

I have a PC and I got Two Point Hospital on Game Pass, but the problem is you can't use a controller in it.

[@michaelreed8658]

Cheep diagnosis room is a ward. ;-)

[@dillonshafer3895]

Riddle me this: How is a raven like a writing desk?

[@dillonshafer3895]

Poe wrote on both

[@maewilkes8883]

Both has a "B" in it and neither has an "N" in it.

[@zhaley1980]

What is the difference between an Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

[@emilydoorenbos2373]

Both have quills as black as ink.

[@MrMBinder]

What is The Riddle? It's just a reminder to go back and listen to Gigi D’Agostino.

[@JumpingTomato]

I love these streams, but there has to be something wrong with Jane's rig, because this is another very choppy video. I never see that when Luke is streaming, or Ellen, or Mike. It's kinda annoying since Two Point Hospiyal is my favorite.

[@cfents8660]

Yeah it’s a real shame. Takes really good content and makes it a tad difficult to watch.

[@zoinks432]

Plain water ain't disgusting

[@georgewright3949]

It does worry me that some people like room temperature water tho

[@Aa-df5vk]

Riddle me this