Two Point Hospital Gameplay: PIXELATED PATIENTS! (Two Point Hospital on Xbox One)

[@Renanbso]

9:03 "I'm your internet mum and I'm really proud" is officially the cutest and most wholesome thing I've seen since quarantine began

[@gregvuki]

This is why I come to the stream: to see how Jane casually reads the chat while her hospital is on fire.

[@kirstyhands3123]

I aspire to have the level of focus of Jane designing that room while a machine burns beside it!

[@oxfanblink4115]

I know yet i’m like Mike if he’s left unsupervised and have actually caused explosions 😂

[@happyhoney2000]

And ignoring people with basketballs 🤣🤣

[@idktho463]

It's pretty important to be able to focus on design when you're a designer and not a firefighter. I'd question my hiring decisions if one of my employees just abandoned the scope of their duties like that. I fully support your interest in achieving that if you find it impressive. :/

[@nickdejager8873]

Jane: I'll build a larger than necessary room and drop some expensive props in there because I am flush with cash. Also Jane, thirty minutes later: Oh, no. I'm out of money. Time for a loan. Causal link?

[@idktho463]

You can't even conclusively prove correlation! Just mentioning the possibility of causation is grounds for an open-and-shut libel case, if not for the fact that it might cause the judge and jury to question the soundness of your mental state. Also, as an applied science degree holder, Jane is most assuredly a master of such mundane math as personal and corporate finances.

[@f4rr3r]

Am I the only one who thinks that Big Jane and Little Jane look suspiciously alike? 🤔

[@dweebicusmaximus]

Hmm...maybe they’re sisters? You’re right though 🔎🔎

[@Brasc]

While poor Medium Jane slaves away in the background while they take all the glory...

[@patrickmccurry1563]

@@Brasc While Venti Jane manipulates them all like puppets.

[@leonbrooke5587]

Has anyone seen them in the same place at the same time???

[@toymachine4253]

Isn't it common knowledge that Jane has a cloning machine?

[@MrMBinder]

I'd watch Jane roast random people for two hours every day, every week of the year.

[@rasmusts6060]

Stream starts at 0:52

[@ladyicondraco]

"Drink for bench" reminded me to drink from my water-bottle and kept me hydrated at work!

[@kytamura]

Thank you for encouraging people to stay safe! And of course to wash their dang hands.

[@jamesenter2095]

As a frontline hospital worker: thanks for this.

[@tibsie]

See!! The key to containing a pandemic is quick and decisive action to identify those affected and everyone they have come into contact with so that it doesn't become uncontrollable and overwhelm your hospital. Who would have thought it?

[@SpydersByte]

if only you could identify people by the way they walk and you could slow time to a stop to immediately vaccinate them no matter where they were :'D

[@mar_speedman]

No, the key is having a vaccine on hand when the pandemic breaks out lol

[@creativedesignation7880]

Not most of the world leaders, that's for sure.

[@curtisnucmed]

My husband is in the covid unit. In bad shape. I’ve not been tested. I feel relatively fine. Even though I’m a healthcare worker found out I have to apply for unemployment this week. So it’s started out pretty rough. Thank you for the live stream. It helps cheer my spirits.

[@varunchaturvedi2581]

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully things will get better soon!

[@eloquentlyemma]

I hope things get better for you hon, I’m sending good vibes and best wishes for both of you.

[@markpriestley6807]

Best wishes to you and your husband

[@davidbardsley9350]

Take care of yourself, its what is in your control

[@user-ir8fx6uv1j]

I know how shallow internet thoughts and prayers must feel, but I feel your situation. Not the same but was with my dad who was going through some extreme chemo followed by stem cell treatment not long ago. Hope is our comfort.

[@vanillanoxfleuret]

Please release a dance track with all of the Jane crash remixes in there

[@travisspaulding5835]

7:43 Preach Jane, preach!

[@lillianjones2577]

28 BUGS?!? (Luke's video just ended, and he sent me here, even if its not 'live')

[@audoldends6799]

“A struggling hospital that is struggling bc I am struggling with it” cause and effect

[@himbo_noa]

I could listen to these forever~ Jane is so wholesome and just augh. So good.

[@RWTVGaming]

And hey..... Entertainers ARE essential workers - We'd have all given up by now otherwise :D

[@kingcrossy89]

1:52:20 stressing at the pandemic notification with a fire in the background. Meanwhile cool, calm Jane just reads stream comments like a boss

[@user-ir8fx6uv1j]

Try not to pay too much attention to the news. You all keep making great videos, we'll keep watching. You all are doing great work and you're keeping us sane. Staying together, we'll make it through this.

[@PrinceMishka]

I like to listen to youtube videos while going to sleep, but apparently this started playing while i was in deep sleep because i dreamt of building and maintaining a hospital. it was a relaxing time

[@vertiginousone2477]

1:07:06 "What do you call it? The room where you do surgery." Not sure if there is a British-ism for it, but in the States we call them 'operating rooms' or 'surgical theaters.'

[@willm1376]

8:18 Right when I thought I couldn't love Jane more, she mentions Memento!

[@RWTVGaming]

First we had Big Jane, now we have Big Game!

[@travisspaulding5835]

45:20 Robo-Jane makes her weekly appearance

[@leonbrooke5587]

Always a pleasure to see Jane's face, whether it's big Jane or little Jane

[@ZemosMacleod]

If we could have a two hour Jane roasts people right before Happy Hour Tavern Time over on Eurogamer, that would be awesome.

[@Paldasan]

Lashes on point Jane, hope your week is better than Monday morning.

[@LumiMoonCh]

The research room needs to be so large because it is full of big ideas.

[@mattd3224]

A Halo or Sea of Thieves themed SotW would be funny. Old school Red vs Blue themed SotW!

[@toymachine4253]

33:10 Is Yoohoo an appropriate drink for a 40 year old man in the U.S. at midnight?

[@Ishmachiah]

toy machine - As long as it's strawberry flavoured.

[@Maniacal.Menagerie]

I would genuinely pay any amount of money for a SIMS Show of the Weekend voiced entirely by Jane doing the voices for Mike and Andy. Buuuuttttt! Andy does the voice for Jane.

[@bryanedwards5077]

Was knights of the old republic a one time thing? Because I would totally watch a full playthrough.

[@idktho463]

I doubt that's what KotOR was led to believe. It's not like making one video obligates OX to do anything further, but clear intentions and expectations beforehand are kind of obligatory. KotOR is very much a full play kind of game, and I hope it wasn't deliberately misled. Oxboxtra is better than that. :( Also, yes, more KotOR, if anyone at OX sees new comments on old videos.

[@Technoir444]

Jane’s drug mixer is sparking and smoking but I’ll place some benches and build a psychiatry, gotta love Jane’s priorities. Tip - after an earthquake check all your machines as they take damage from the quake, also air conditioners need mending but the ice sculpture lasts forever so use it in small rooms in place of the small air conditioner.

[@markpriestley6807]

I really enjoy these streams, even convinced me to get two point hospital. I would absolutely love a KOTOR playthrough though

[@oxfanblink4115]

Mark Priestley It was these guys that got me playing the game too 😂 Admittedly would be hypocritical to playfully roast our Jane for failing when I’ve killed patients due to trying to complete objectives too 😂😂😂 And actually caused explosions accidentally 😬 Don’t think she’s caused explosions on stream yet surprisingly

[@Icam_here]

wonderful stream as always, and well done in getting that 1 star rating at the hospital

[@toymachine4253]

You could also use Andy's Night Club office, or one of the couches on the terrace of the Diamond Casino to do Show of the Week in GTA Online

[@toymachine4253]

Preferrably in a friend-only session

[@Galvamel]

Good God, are you shipping the Air Con and the House plant?!?!? I love this channel so much!

[@aerongray2228]

full liquor bar and florida man? sounds like a gray still plays reference XD FUUUUULLIKKABARRR!

[@forestghost1186]

Ikr! Where's spleens when you need her.

[@TheMoggiemum]

Jane there is auto promote, as well as treat without gp in policys

[@Hopeitsagood1]

I love this stream.

[@leonbrooke5587]

Also when it comes to birthdays it's Florence Nightingale's birthday! Happy 200th Florence, the mother of my profession

[@ladyicondraco]

I missed the two point hospital stream last week. I understand having variety, and that it was Star Wars week. I just find this more enjoyable to watch.

[@Wesker1984]

There was already a game with pixelated patients about 25 years ago, it was called Theme Hospital.

[@Jambobist]

Yeah she knows, took her about 4 Two Point streams to stop calling it Theme Hospital lol

[@LoreSeamstress]

I made the stream but because I had homework I couldn't watch any of it :( Thank god for VODs!

[@dweebicusmaximus]

Love Jane completely ignoring Giles telling her to start in the Pebbleton Reef

[@Grommish]

Show of the Week, brought to you direct from Doom-Guy's hobby basement...

[@Amaranthyne]

Jane keeps mentioning “earthquake bunkers”, but last I checked, you’re just meant to go outside and a bunker is the last place you’d want to be.

[@varalys]

That's not Pebberly Island. You need to move across the sea for that place. Also aircons will break and explode if not maintained, unlock the Ice Statue and you have a cooling item that won't tie up your janitors.

[@DZLier]

"This patient died, but at least I can move this bench."

[@zerin25]

The obvious Show of the Week game location must be GTA, right? Nerascus could do emergency tech support and be MVP as usual.

[@awmperry]

Jane’s Hospital, curing- sorry, causing cirrhosis since 2020.

[@michaelmikeymiguel5603]

I can't BELIEVE the egregious blasphemy against digestive biscuits aka the best treat you can pretend is actually a healthy snack

[@migleroide]

I'd like to see you do an episode from one of the dark cathedrals with the spiffy stained glass from Heretic. It's in line with your brand, Jane.

[@leonbrooke5587]

Best thing to do after coming home from work from my hospital: watch Jane play Two Point Hospital! I wish she was my manager (jk I like my manager but I would really like to work with Jane)

[@leonbrooke5587]

Jane if you ever want to know what a day in the life of a nurse is like, get in touch!!

[@zachsouth314]

Key worker here, but gamer in my spare time, certainly has been a long Monday in terms of the news etc

[@codmanout9861]

A disease spread by spiders?? DON'T TELL ELLEN!!!!!!!!

[@Galvamel]

For Animal Crossing: New Horizons I went with "Cay Serrah".

[@jamesclarkson156]

You are so much nicer at Duckworth-upon-Bilge than I was. By the time I got 3 stars, only 33% of people who entered the hospital were cured. A mere 44% died. There was one hilarious moment where an epidemic was stopped because everyone who had it suddenly died. I immediately stopped caring about patient welfare the moment it no longer made me money.

[@zerooskil7161]

Me : waiting for Jane to realize shes facing at the not main entrance after designating a main entrance lol...

[@nunyobidniz]

1:11:58 purely for my own benefit 😎

[@laurendrake215]

Y'all definitely need to play the Sims 4 again so everyone's sims can be interacting all in one space.

[@Amaranthyne]

Methinks Giles does not like his employer…

[@jadeith2]

Thank you for another great stream. Any thoughts on doing show of the week in red dead online ?

[@thenightingale699]

Welp another stream I couldn't make because of time constraints thankfully we have the video to watch later. time to carefully watch the hospital experience with supreme overlord Jane prepare your journals previctims. "THIS could be YOU"

[@georgesears934]

1:26:55 Haha, she said the thing! 1:46:23 Lucille Bluth has some thoughts on that.

[@toymachine4253]

Good advice from the game- Grab an air conditioner unit if you can

[@voltzoen6262]

Show of the week in Sims 4? You already have a house and a studio set up? Fallout 76, or Minecraft?

[@thisisodsmith]

You mean the best approach to an epidemic isn't to push out a ridiculously convoluted advice that makes no sense and is significantly less straightforward than the advice from the previous several weeks?

[@jamesball5274]

I'm not sure which country's leadership this is describing, which just goes to show how badly many countries are doing in their responses. Sigh.

[@kaizoaudio1798]

Jane reads priorities and plans out aloud but then totally ignores them. I truly do love these streams it’s just frustratingly inefficient.

[@Hellwyck]

Dr. Roy's Disco Stu!

[@jaorlowski]

the t shirt should be mirror-readable

[@edwardling9614]

Do a surgical dr jane

[@thierryfux7318]

Hey, if you are looking for a game to do sotw from, why not try building something in Second Life... it will be horrible but very funny I bet :)

[@thierryfux7318]

I take it back ... Jane is ahead of me :)

[@tammyboy2084]

Vaccination is always the answer!

[@jaypeach9115]

Don't use benches they just slow queuing down

[@donaldgow6673]

If you did do Show of the Week from GTA Online it would give you (or Mike, I think?) a good opportunity to use the spectacularly expensive Nightclub or Casino penthouse that you bought? Also, you can buy an Arcade now...

[@ironized]

Ah outsid exbox garys mod episode

[@IndecisiveStoner]

"Back fat" on Jane???? That person should be banned from the internet lol

[@idktho463]

I thought nonspecific "brown soda" might be less odd in the UK, or that Andy was avoiding mentioning a specific brand because non-sponsored, or people loving to argue about Coke vs Pepsi ... but I doubt "brown soda" is a common phrase anywhere, and most of United Oxland is more than happy to mention Diet Dr. Pepper repeatedly. It finally occurred to this slow viewer that acknowledging highballs might do something specific like demonetize a stream (although Irn Bru contains some alcohol and was seemingly fine) and must generally be less family-friendly than not acknowledging them. Plus, you probably all drink Diet Dr. Pepper with gin, and that's not something you'd want to admit publicly. :P

[@starrys1009]

can you do a top 10 lewd waponds?

[@Dannyo7o7]

Hi