Supercut: The Best Moments of Season 1 | Two and a Half Men

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[@marcuspeters3894]

Two and a half men is a number one show

[@astralmoonwalker]

Pre Ashton

[@zackk7175]

until divorce

[@Treyrizer]

Alan truly did make Charlie thankful he wasn’t married

[@treant2877]

Mee too :)

[@clarkkent8286]

The lot of us

[@justinmartin1666]

Me as well 😊😅

[@RvndKilljoyRaj]

Like Matthew Perry on Friends, Charlie Sheen is simply legendary & irreplaceable.

[@nataliedelagrandiere4022]

I don't know. I have never seen Friends.

[@afonsodeportugal]

@@nataliedelagrandiere4022 Lucky you! I want to unwatch it, but my retinas are forever burned! 😵

[@terrencemogatla2917]

Very true..

[@AlienCupcakes]

@@nataliedelagrandiere4022 then why are you commenting....................dimwit

[@chadwolf5596]

Friends is crap

[@keithbannister9271]

Although Rose was a stalker, she was absolutely gorgeous, extremely feminine, with an amazing fake American accent!! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@62mainstreetnewarknj58]

she isn't american??????

[@theskicker8856]

@@62mainstreetnewarknj58 she was born in New Zealand.

[@gunnasintern]

@@62mainstreetnewarknj58she’s New Zealander (Kiwi) i didn’t even know until now💀💀she pulls off a great American accent

[@donaldcummings8407]

@@gunnasintern Seriously??? Wow, I never knew...

[@sankalpjaret2043]

Jake in the first season or the earlier seasons vs Jake in the later seasons. Look how they massacred my boy 😢

[@touristguy87]

This is very likely the best TV show ever.

[@6601engineer]

It was till the the creator who got rich off exploiting Charlie sheen 's True life battles with addictions,sex ,alcohol, drugs And facilitated it decided the monster he created was too much work to maintain so he fired him thus killing his own show!!! Charlie's departure was the end of the show

[@touristguy87]

@@6601engineer ...but the show glorifies Charlies' addictions with sex, alcohol and drugs.

[@user-pc1te7jw2k]

The Best comedy show ever for me 🤣🤣👌

[@keithbannister9271]

Second best, after "Seinfeld!!"

[@holyfrenchfry]

BEST SHOW EVER.

[@Longshot_NYC]

These writers are slick. I wonder how they do it. My settlement conference turned into a colonoscopy, haha.

[@guillerminaarias3820]

Love uncle Charlie!!!

[@Whoeverwhateverwhenever]

Always extra thank you for LONG videos ❤

[@terrificbabe60]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@peterjeffery1854]

only Jake could make a peanut butter drink from a jar lol

[@akashmishra1403]

Charlie was savage 😂

[@antoniamcdonald8812]

Season one of two and a half men was just wondering to watch x

[@daemon9737]

Love these long videos of clips. Especially organized by season so I can avoid the ones without Charlie. Great stuff.

[@PaPaPIG653]

It doesn't what sort of lifestyle charlie has but him taking in alan and jake was the most thoughtful thing ever also alan and Judith got no right to judge charlie because they are the ones who have overstep into his life not the other way around .

[@redacted2275]

16:46 This scene is awesome lol

[@RaduRadonys]

Worst scene in the compilation.

[@justinmartin1666]

I really miss this show 📺

[@idkwhodidthis2990]

During the first 3 minutes Alan was aggravating and over stepping a brother he hasn't talked to in years. Sheesh...

[@holyfrenchfry]

you mean every season of every episode.

[@idkwhodidthis2990]

@@myaccount3831 what makes you think I never watched it? I bought the first 4 seasons when they became available and I own all 8 with Charlie. Plus I watched it when it aired in real time. The video title is what I was referring to, season 1, and the 1st 3 minutes was the tip of the iceberg that was to become Alan. He was worse as the years went by.

[@idkwhodidthis2990]

@@holyfrenchfry yes, and it just intensified with each season and almost every episode. Stopped watching it when Charlie left

[@idkwhodidthis2990]

​@@myaccount3831no it didn't. If so, why did you agree with me? I was just commenting on the very first 3 minutes of the pilot that Alan was over stepping in his actions. Who calls someone to come to their house when they are already outside? Alan knew Charlie's rep, he had sex with Judith's sister when Alan got married, yet Alan just opened Charlie's bedroom door with out knocking? Rude, ungrateful and cringe.

[@ineedtogetpaidnow]

​@@idkwhodidthis2990Does your whole life revolve around the show or what???... You said what you said and he said what he said... The shadow was over looooong ago... Move on... It's just a KZbin comment about a show that's no longer airing... sheesh

[@ellnats]

by the way they're about to reposses your jaguar "Mommy!!!"

[@TatianaVelasco-t7s]

Jake needs to join for Charlie's shower mode

[@jmsmung5790]

In so many scenes you cut it off before the best part arrives. Sigh...

[@8lifeisamovie8]

I really missed the scene from the Jill/Bill episode, when Evelyn says: The only thing that matters to me now is that Bill is a handsome, sensitive, wonderful man and Berta starts laughing at this🤣

[@antoniamcdonald8812]

It was just so much fun the characters were fantastic jake was funny Alan was just Alan but the best character of them all the one the other Charlie x

[@CineShortsGo]

9:02 so great 😂🎉

[@mimichang5865]

Even counting in the drinking and sleeping around, Charlie is the most normal or least dysfunctional member of his family..

[@peterjeffery1854]

first time i have not had a drink in 2 days for ages and i start watching Charlie Harper within 2 and a half mins he is on the booze lol

[@scooterish56]

WWE, production could be “off” during their matches. Maybe the house lights flicker on big moves or something. Or the broadcast twitches. Definitely could be more grim. But, loving this regardless!! Absolute tasteful start to the match with the chair being a tribute. Loved it! What’s everyone think?

[@leonardojohn636]

The bigger they come the harder they fall...this line describes charlie sheen 100%

[@Ketome_]

Not enough blood in my legs to anywherr

[@eduarditohernandez2895]

50:45 Imagine me i was walking back into Anacandi's Bedroom quietly @ 6AM after i grabbed something to drink and something to eat from the kitchen silently, ¿What would happen if Anacandi tapped & sneak upon me? ¿Would i smile & not say anything? ¡Yeah!

[@geneziogenezio3299]

DOESNT MATTER WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN DOESN'T MATTER HOW CRAZY PARTY ANIMAL HE IS IN HIS PRIVATE LIFE, HE IS REALLY GOOD ACTOR HE IS NATURALLY FUNNY HE DESERVES MORE RULES AND CREDIT FOR THAT MATTER...!

[@mentalist21able]

charlie is a legend in this show

[@Sierraomega1991]

Charlie and kate should have had more scenes they where great

[@ijeomaejinwa5837]

Alan Harper was so very young in the beginning

[@Mr22hornet]

This is not just season 1... still good though.

[@konpsymusic]

where's the chair ? idk the rules judith 😅

[@antoniamcdonald8812]

The men who made the hold show good old Charlie sheen x

[@deematrix4135]

I wish I have a big bro like Charle, I can take a break from life and sponge off him while undermining him.

[@georgesos]

Like this comment if you want full episodes to be uploaded. If we reach 10.000 likes we might get a chance. 😊

[@TheLucieFurr]

Alan was a Major Downer at the start...

[@muhammadkhairulizat]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@walteragentplummer7031]

😂❤❤

[@HoldenLee-g9u]

Hey anyone know why they killed Charlie

[@HoldenLee-g9u]

So why did they make Charlie get all dead

[@martinwhalley3286]

How much fun do they play for?

[@user-xv2jg2yh9k]

Can't explain this any better u tube doesn't have a single problem with altering your text, but over and over and over again, so expect it.....

[@AldrinLalremtluanga]

I'm afraid to be like alan in real life

[@thebrain9384]

I actually don't like the holy mother of god reference. It sounds hokey and stupid. WTF would've been better.

[@Bulldozz1-1]

Who is the babe in the first scene?

[@minecrafttorch2127]

We're not Google to answer your questions

[@Bulldozz1-1]

@@minecrafttorch2127 wow how rude 😭

[@asiankaren9433]

Pam from true blood 😂

[@glenncooper8015]

¹0

[@sarcasticmizo1068]

his mother such a psycho