Crispy Fretboard

[@briansavage932]

Your Werner Herzog is on point. 😂

[@goodun2974]

Several of my favorite guitarists did soundtrack work for Herzog films: Richard Thompson did the music for Grizzly Man, and David Lindley (with Henry Kaiser) did music for a film about the Arctic.

[@kdm_entertainment]

Haha indeed!

[@davidethridge5748]

You wish this guy would respond to your stupid comment

[@iiWNMii]

The rot and decay of wood. A stark reminder of our own mortality. Like so many passing ships in the night

[@telecastersaremetal6648]

I had to pause video…I was dying!😂

[@kkupsky6321]

“In the pocket like Bernard Purdie”… thanks for a laugh for the drummers.

[@gmill7911]

As an ardent admirer of Werner Herzog, I thought you did a very commendable impression of both his voice, and his philosophy.

[@peerpaulin8486]

Also as an admirer of Herzog I have to totally agree while still rolling on the floor laughing...

[@scundoalex]

So good it was spooky

[@howardsternssmicrophone9332]

We also got a quick Gary Chalmers the 3rd reference too!

[@alnicospeaker]

The accent was very good, not only German but also the Bavarian tongue of Herzog came through!

[@chickenlickin3820]

Thought it was more Arnold Schwarzenegger lol

[@michaelnewell9662]

"...and lint" no, Ted you humored ME. a GREAT episode!

[@jcm78]

Been listening to Bernard Purdy all week. I’ve been on a SD kick recently.

[@spumpstein9374]

I was 53 seconds into this and feeling way more creeped-out by the Werner Herzog voice than I expected to be. But by 1:02 I am laughing out loud at "it is poignant to imagine the delicate sound of yesteryear...ephemeral joy...". Hilarious. You are the Philomena Cunk of Luthiery.

[@American_Jeeper]

Philomena Cunk is a dim bulb who has no idea what she's talking about. Ted is, if anything, her antithesis.

[@arnebroxleirnes418]

"Darkness & Lint". What a great band name...

[@Mike_Regan]

Or a law firm.

[@YeTi2055]

A Bernard Purdy reference is not easy with a Herzog intro , you are the best Twood

[@Firefly-dy5zc]

The introduction was pure gold. You had me laughing out loud! Really looking forward to seeing this repair to completion.

[@stevedowler2366]

Wow! An homage to Bernie Purdie, master of the funky drum set. Thanks for that little flash from the past.

[@mikehelton697]

Steamed hams but it’s a 20 minute guitar repair video with a Werner Herzog cameo

[@harrisonandrew]

I thought you had lost it completely at the start of this video. The various volatile organic compounds finally got to Ted. 😂😂 Loved the episode.

[@michaelrice500]

I knew something wonderful in the narration was about to be served up as the camera dove into the abyss and I was not disappointed; LINT! The room still echoes with the reverberations of my mirth! The cat is still on edge, the dog has fled and the children are crying. Bravo!

[@PaulAshley]

Loved the concluding "darkness and lint" Herzog line! And looking forward to the next installment of this repair.

[@jaded_machine]

I never comment on videos I watch, its just not in my DNA but here we go! As a musician I find these videos endlessly fascinating. As a bassist I find myself selfishly wishing for more bass content. And as a maker I find your craftsmanship inspiring. So after a really difficult day I pop on the tube to take the edge off. And am greeted by this absolutely brilliant Herzog inspired intro. I have to say this was everything I never knew I needed. Thank you for bringing some much needed light. Bravo good sir!

[@PsionicAudio]

Beautiful Herzog. Cheers to you, sir.

[@davehunger21]

As a long time fan of the channel, but also a drummer that doesn't even know how to hold a guitar, I appreciated the Bernard Purdie "pocket" comment.

[@CanadianDivergent]

the Werner Herzog bit was priceless! It could totally make a great doc! 🤣🤣😆😆

[@emmettmarrujo5075]

I think we need to establish an international “Talk Like Werner Herzog Day”, thanks for the laughs!

[@65tiasquam]

Brilliant intro. Your mind is a treasure.

[@EddieVanAidan]

As someone from the UK, who enjoys the most classic UK sitcom, I can’t help but think of ‘Triggers broom’ when imagining of how this guitar will end up!

[@CitizenSmith50]

I remember that episode of OF&H ! But I'd heard the joke eons before, as it belonging to an Irish roadsweeper. Wouldn't be P.C. today !

[@adammono1839]

Bernard purdie, superintendent chalmers, werner hertzog, this video has it all!

[@uqpmilne]

Just when I thought I couldn't love this you tube channel any more than I already do, you hit us with thar fantastic Herzog intro. Brilliant!

[@christophertanis8374]

Really, genuinely, wonderful to hear you doing Herzog. And doing him well. As always, Ted, your skills and wonderfully calm yet cynical way of solving problems creatively are a joy to watch.

[@brc8387]

My favorite KZbin luthier. The woodworking skills of Norm Abrams. The patient, caring vocal tones of Bob Ross. The beard, humor and attitude of the Canadian national treasure, Red Green. PLUS an awesome guitar player.

[@glenncollins4778]

Me too

[@scottjustscott3730]

Three words and I knew exactly who you were supposed to be. Can't wait to hear your Klaus Kinski!

[@jefffixesit60]

I love your sense of humor! If the Werner Herzog doesn't make you giggle, "the teeter has tottered" will. Fabulous show, can't wait to see more of this "resurrection", as another commenter called it. Wash or burn as required, kind Sir!

[@thecaveofthedead]

Always love a good Werner Herzog impression. And this was a good one. Laughed out loud at the end. Fascinating project this.

[@matthewpocock4824]

Steamed hams 😅😅 I enjoyed watching the loving care she received. What a grand old Lady.

[@FAMUCHOLLY]

You sir, have truly found your calling! The level of skill and expertise is amazing... but your willingness to share that knowledge and edu-tain us is extraordinary. THANKS FOR THE VDEOS!

[@kitchenbriks3685]

I hope you sand and refinish this whole guitar it deserves it. There’s nothing left to preserve

[@martinchamberlain8948]

I'll just pile on here...both your Werner Hertzog impression and the prose for the opening...perfect! Made my day. Thanks!

[@nellayema2455]

Excellent impression, lol! It's good to see that the old guitar will live to play another day.

[@kenpinchin780]

You do such exemplary work, and now I hear Werner Herzog’s voice wonderfully describing this old guitar, brilliant! A perfect melding of philosophy, craftsmanship and dry humor. Love it.

[@richsackett3423]

All you guys with your clever flame-roasted necks with maple fretboards can expect this fate eventually: cracks everywhere.

[@peterstephen1562]

This luthier from New Zealand / Aotearoa finds a good deal of cultural sympathy and enjoyment of your resigned humor. Also the soldering iron and realistic conscientious work.

[@In_MT]

Love the Werner Herzog Narration. Great director, and Podcast Narrator ;-)

[@iainguitar]

That intro was a thing of pure joy. Thank you.

[@picksalot1]

Herzog sets the mood for the long and arduous journey of a guitar in need of a rebirth.

[@maestromecanico597]

A little warning or disclaimer next time. Earl Gray tea expelled out the nasal cavity is NOT painless. But that intro was priceless. Keep it rolling.😅

[@nicolen.9642]

Herzog beginning is hilarious 😂!

[@revolutioninthespiri]

Loving this cliffhanger Ted lol… How long are you going to leave us hanging?? 😂

[@mightyV444]

10:19 - Hah! I was watching a video of Bernard Purdie demonstrating his 'Purdie Shuffle' only a few days ago! 😄

[@seal010101]

Little Dieter needs to fly; but little Werner needs to play.

[@pmd7914]

Was good to see the neck removal without fretboard. Now I get it. You've got more than one video in the remaining work me thinks!

[@jamesoncoffey3752]

You nailed the intro 👏👏👏 Well thought out delivery!

[@johnreynolds5594]

I've seen seventy-year-old cigar boxes that looked more playable than that poor old fellow. Good luck.

[@sam127001]

I was surprised at how similar Herzog and Schwarzenegger sound - great intro !

[@baronoflivonia.3512]

I have learned more about how a guitar should be constructed/put together, and the methods for doing it from watching your highly enjoyable and instructive video's. Thank You.

[@garywhitt98]

Ted is a continental treasure. What a talent!

[@user-to6nk7ny1p]

Ted Ted Ted… A stellar Warner Herzog impression and a Simpson’s steamed hams reference?? Keep it coming!

[@charlesclark3840]

Werner has voiced characters in 4 (four!) episodes. (I had to look that up; I thought there was one, only to find more than one.)

[@jakedeesson1318]

Early Washburns were amazing. The closest they ever came to recapturing that quality was when Jonathan Lee was designing for them. Lots of quality stuff from his time there.

[@davidnuckols8151]

Werner Herzogg appreciated. Thanks for humoring me.

[@mattfleming2287]

Thanks, Ted. I gotta say I get your humor. Always entertaining and informative. You do you, Ted. We’ll always watch.

[@NickRatnieks]

The book on Washburn shows a 1919 Lyon & Healy catalogue page which shows a Lakeside branded guitar with that elaborate purfling although it is not oak- it is birch with a faux rosewood finish. The Washburn branded guitars were all rosewood up to about 1920 when mahogany began to be used while production was by Regal- with whom there is a complex relationship. The oak made guitars were given sub-brands for sale. The Washburn branded guitars have stamps inside and labels. Interesting renovation which is a challenge, all right!

[@gryfandjane]

Interesting project! It's not so much a restoration as a resurrection. I look forward to hearing it sing again!

[@Sungodv]

these are never long enough and yes, I have watched old vids over and over for the last four or five years.....great work, Ted!

[@hessex1899]

I do, however, against my better judgment, love it.

[@MenkoDany]

Insane work for the restoration! Can't wait for part 2! I was glued to the screen the whole time

[@wthompso9]

One of your best, I think, and that is saying something, because they are all pretty damn good. I learn something every time. Cheers!

[@jimf4492]

Thanks for that; I needed a laugh. That was spot-on! I was expecting to hear something tying the guitar to grizzly bears.

[@plakor6133]

From its condition, that guitar may have been used to fight off a grizzly.

[@BillJones]

You have a newfound ease with your humor. This was delightful.

[@walterhambrick8705]

I will be looking forward to next week! This was a fun episode. I just hope the bridge area doesn't cave in making your work worthless. Good luck.

[@JuanDaringMann]

Time well spent, making a wall hanger playable is commendable.

[@mnemonik61]

Somebody must really love this old Washburn, because you could probably (almost) *build* him a new one for what this repair's gonna run. 😄 Also, your Herzog is 'spot on' as the Brits say. Loved it!

[@pauleandersonmusic]

Haha! That's an excellent Herzog impression! I had to rewatch the intro again. Good times

[@galeng73]

I really wish you had a Patreon. I know it sounds weird, but I really want to give you money. Also, I flippen love Washburn. They're so underrated, especially in the collector's market.

[@Blitterbug]

Fabulous. It's videos like yours that make KZbin a real alternative to traditional TV programmes. Can't wait for Part II.

[@Ninety2guits]

After you showed the damage I was on the edge of my seat to see how you were going to deal with it... Bravo Bravo!!!!

[@FairlyUnknown]

I'm looking forward to seeing this repair completed. It's a ton of work by it needing so much repair, but it looks like the fun kind since nothing is fighting with you and it's more like building a guitar rather than repairing.

[@tripencrypt]

On your remarkable narration, it was an inspired rendition. Capturing the idiosyncratic voice of a man who, like each guitar you present, has his own lilt and consonance. Thanks again for sharing your art with us. That tiger oak back is incredible!

[@realtofuboy]

omg Ted, I couldnt stop laughing at the spot on Werner Herzog impression. Keep up the great work!

[@device1974]

I've been trying to do a decent Werner Herzog for years and here you go taking the wind out of my sails. I figured at least I'd get to imagine the rest of the video in Werner's Munich rasp, but your dulcet Hamilton/Halton tones took over and banished the Minnesota Decoration Lessons In Darkness from my mind....

[@randybecker7339]

That little parlor is getting the complete spa treatment! It's gonna feel so good when it's all done!

[@poeboyjackson]

"Darkness and Lint". Great name for an album, song, or a band!

[@dwebster50]

Awesome repair….to play it after you have done your work , would be a great thing for me ! 😊🇨🇦😊🇨🇦

[@ocmonman1]

Fascinating! I can hardly wait until next week. Thanks Ted for such wonderful videos.

[@bizzski]

Love your channel. Always insane quality of work.

[@shawnswitenky1158]

Makes me wonder what narration is next? Carl Sagan? Rod Sirling? Maybe Bob Ross?

[@srt8speed]

Watching you remove that neck was awesome. You make it look easy but only a simpleton would believe it is! Very enjoyable video Ted !! Thanks

[@irrationallynegative]

The Werner voice is spot on, it really threw me off for a second!

[@desolatemetro]

😂😂 Excellent Werner Herzog. Really cool project I can't wait to see the second half!

[@acerodriguez6884]

These bigger jobs on these older guitars are just awesome to watch i wish he'd do more of these bigger older jobs. Love everything about it

[@geoffdanker3034]

😂 I skipped over the start and wondered, "Why does he sound like Werner Herzog?" Haha! Good one.

[@kbjerke]

Wow, that's a pretty deep dive! I'm fascinated by the procedure. Can't wait for the next installment. Thanks, Ted!

[@PhoenixGuitars]

Totally on point Werner. All your references are great today. Appreciate the good mood Skinner!!!

[@matthewridgeway9250]

Ahhh yes. Chalmers quotes are wonderful!

[@alanburns8362]

Your bridges are always works of art.

[@RichardCharter]

I came for the beautiful reparation, and stayed for the impeccable Herzog impression

[@tedbear2441]

My favourite guitar repair channel of all. I learn so much I have to sit with a notebook. Thanks very.

[@KenIn_NH]

Haa! Loved the intro! Perhaps a sideline gig for voice-overs in your future.😂

[@robbysguitars8223]

You're goofy, Ted. That's why I keep coming back, my friend.

[@jrpipik]

I could have listened to this whole video with the voice of Werner Herzog. It filled me with despair and longing.

[@JohnnyHurbonConnections]

Great Werner vibe. Watched almost all of his films, moving ship over the mountain was epic accomplishment.

[@I.M.Guitar-Nerd]

Brilliant! As always.

[@jimroberts8960]

Beautiful channeling of Herzog! You’re a natural!

[@Ukedc259]

“Some see harmony in luthiary, but when I look into the dark void of the guitar’s sound hole all I see is murder and chaos. The music of the spheres is a fallacy. Existence stretches away from us on all sides, uncaring, soulless, absent of meaning or purpose. Dm, Em, F#, Bm, F, E, Am. Chaos.”

[@guyincognito1423]

It's like watching Grizzly Man but feeling actual sympathy for the focus of the film.

[@enigmabletchley6936]

Werner Herzog? I thought it was more "I'll be back!". And I am looking forward to you being back with Part 2. I think the bridge you created is exquisite.

[@jjclaws]

Appreciating the superintendent Chalmers quote!