TV Talent Shows Hate Classical Music (unless you play summer or bumblebee)

[@djman6696]

Guy: *plays a flute* Everybody: "ew no" Guy: *plays a flute with a handle on the end* Everybody: "OHHHHHHH"

[@AYBID]

based

[@therealheartcat4835]

wdym im male and i play flute. Nobody questioned me in highschool?

[@jamin4242]

@@therealheartcat4835 it has nothing to do with that. Its just crazy how they went to a normal flute to flute cane and everyone cheered

[@localsimp02]

The guy is really good at the flute- but he insulted my baby flute and I when he brought out that monstrosity.

[@masongao123]

so tru

[@rkko_]

Person : plays flute Everyone : *yawn* Person : *pulls out different flute* Everyone : OMG *clap clap clap*

[@Debicus]

As a flute player, that entire performance felt like being stabbed in the chest three times.

[@YataTheFifteenth]

I don't even play the flute and that made me felt like Caesar. Julius or Zeppeli is up for you to decide.

[@mrmrmr672]

@@Debicus To be fair, this is a bit more bearable to watch than that stripping flautist

[@Debicus]

@@mrmrmr672 True... I guess.

[@delareiflaventitus5966]

DragoPhase lol some just really can’t understand the beauty of classical music. And some really just see it for fun or fame. For now rip flute better go practice so i don’t be like him. lol

[@gowondidntstartthefire7239]

person: plays nice af classical music Judges: *yawns* person: my dog died *g o l d e n b u z z e r*

[@ranjeetpatil7718]

I fell off my bike when I was 3..... I've been traumatized ever since

[@shenzu393]

*golden* *buzzer*

[@ranjeetpatil7718]

@Gray Kin I've had to go to a therapist, but I'm doing better.

[@maokyuu1678]

lol

[@orsipinter3160]

OK. Dogs dying is sad but still... so true.

[@heikenel3499]

Modern media: "Classical music is so boring," Tchaikovsky: (brings a bunch of canons onto the stage) "Are you sure about that?"

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

TCHAIKOVSKY N O

[@CygnusTheSilly]

@@blarghinatelazer9394 Tchaikovsky yes TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES

[@nebulamachine]

*proceeds to fire the cannon*

[@kidkrowtaylor.ৎ]

cAnNoNs aRe nOt aN iNstuMenTs yes they are i going to use 21 of them tchaikovsky no tchaikovsky yes TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES

[@funchipin4960]

yes justice

[@scottcrow1416]

How to be a successful musician: 1- be attractive. 2- play flight of the bumblebee fast 3- Dance while playing. 4- strip. 5-break your instrument at the end of the performance. Kick the bench if it's a piano.

[@warriorlight151]

*play flight of the bumblebee fast and bad.

[@AnoranAlpenthorn]

“If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly.”

[@DoctorZisIN]

And if it's on a piano, kick the bench.

[@lizzyja3549]

Yeah, that's so right, lol :))

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

6- Be a member of the Sacrilegious Bois Squad.

[@chaosart3092]

"Violin and piano don't go together" Orchestras: Are you kidding me?!

[@fappy1157]

Your lie in April 🙂

[@purrrmeow5323]

literally the thousands of pieces meant for piano and violin: 😐?

[@bungavivia795]

**sobs in Final Duet**

[@panickbee]

Me trying to learn merry go round of life: 👵???

[@GnomeHats]

violin sonatas are canceled

[@achlysp.2610]

*Piano and violin dont go together* Fans of classical concertos: excuse me?

[@fredmoore32]

Fans of your lie in April:excuse me?

[@darkmagician2521]

Achlys P. And more importantly, how dare Simon insult Ludwig von Beethoven's music?

[@abdullahuchiha7277]

EXCUSE ME!!!

[@dmitribrook3948]

Seems like the judges haven't experienced Your Lie In April.

[@leviworshipper6290]

@@dmitribrook3948 exactly, they don’t know the pain.

[@EuphorixBeats]

Kid: “Piano is all about E M O T I O N” Also kid: play flight of the bumblebee in a rock guitar tone

[@ViolinGuitarAndPiano_Gang]

Really this leave me ☠️

[@DarkLordScaryMan]

He might need a therapist

[@wupinsong6365]

@@DarkLordScaryMan therapist line hits me hard lmao

[@sscomposer2235]

The kid's grown up now. A pretty good concert pianist. It's not the kid, it's the media and all their packaging.

[@thetov1896]

“You can’t be a doctor at 8 years old” However you can be a semi-bad musician at 8

[@ainguyendoan3028]

To be precise, he's a bad semi-musican.

[@AM-qq7jf]

@@ainguyendoan3028 Yes. But, like, let's remember he's 8 and probably his parents made him do this.

[@kalashsarode]

*9

[@manuelbes]

Honestly, he now has a YT channel, and he is playing so much better ! And looks less arrogant and more mature

[@apreil4821]

My case: It’ll be fun! They said It’ll be easy! They said But NOOOOOOO Stick with the violin! I payed for those classes!

[@GeeksPlayGaming]

" Piano and Violin don't go together " has to be THE biggest lie I've heard since April

[@connerfiliatreault336]

This is on another level of humor

[@doctormariscopuertorico6092]

GeeksPlayGaming a spring without you

[@AnuelleCheng]

kaori (TOT)(TOT)(TOT)(TOT)

[@pjmsparkle5104]

Oh god My tear s

[@angelinaremisio2556]

Ahahaha a person of culture I see

[@risepanda_G_G]

Imagine ten years of HARD practice playing Bach just for a yawn, I would smash the violin on judges head and make a beat out of it.

[@jenniferl.8111]

So true

[@xinyijing4065]

Exactly

[@chachut4543]

Spare the violin. Use viola instead

[@KenderGuy]

Violins are too expensive for that

[@AlexR-ej6jx]

i'm triggerd . just fuckin triggerd

[@tsguy-h3q]

As a classical musician, the Piano and Violin duo were very awesome. The coordination was great. The only thing that was jarring was the beeps from Judges.

[@pedropantaleao7239]

right??? that performance was spectacular, really wanted to see it through

[@akherousia]

it's not even clear how they managed to hear that the ensemble was bad in such a short time and how they could determine that the violinist was better than the pianist, she barely did anything special to show that.

[@xaayam.x]

They heard like ten seconds of the song, and barely an violin, so who were they to judge how good the musicians were? Honestly would’ve loved to hear the full thing.

[@teaktse1344]

Boo to judges!

[@cranberryrosebud]

You can't posssibly call something "dreary and indulgent" after hearing it for approximately 7 seconds. Indulgent?? How?? Like, actually how can you call it indulgent, someone please explain, because I'm not folloiwng.

[@thomasluong1006]

*plays flute* Boringggggg *Switches to slightly longer flute* WOOOO YESSSSSSS YEAHHHHH WOHOOOOOO

[@marccalebflores8270]

ik right nothing changed, he just changed the style of the flute!

[@thediamondshine6559]

Yeah thats true 😂 Also wtf is with that kid when hes asked what grade hes in FAKE😑

[@DerpyPossum]

2:57

[@brobruh7850]

Maybe he was making a statement about how you “need a crutch” to succeed on these shows.

[@istanbulmetrosu2485]

Flutegasms

[@luna_feles4165]

Actually this video is really sad. Just the fact that classical music is being portrayed as something borig unless you don't play fast or a popular pop song...

[@bluexbeanlyn]

IKR classical music is really so beautiful

[@flicky2461]

Classical is not for competing, its for enjoying music itself

[@squidneythesquid2487]

Fire Star I like both, but I agree

[@comradenapoleon4908]

I just open mobile data on my phone, connect it to the cars speakers and just blast 1920s radio in the back. And pretend that even for a second the radio nowadays was half as good as it was back then.

[@luxerift3122]

@@wjjekehdjs I can understand why you prefer classical over pop, but music is a expressional tool used to convey emotions, even if it's sexual. Music wasn't made for just one genre.

[@samanthacridland9730]

I feel bad for the pianist like that's one of the rudest things to do to a musician. I could see how upset she was as well at the end because it looked like her dreams were crushed.

[@exactemphasis]

@mayora 13 It's funny because violinist was out of time and she sounded bad because she was trying to catch her

[@Deceris]

Isn't it 100% scripted?

[@nabedesu7708]

Samantha Cridland you are wrong, all of this is scripted, the betrayal, the violin, the way she perform all is scripted even for the pianist

[@RaRa-eu9mw]

It's not real.

[@therealslimshawty1854]

It's okay it's scripted so in the end, no one is hurt

[@DaneBryantFrazier]

One way to make it on Got Talent: 0. Have an emotional story 1. Begin playing a classical piano piece until a judge or scripted audience member yawns 2. Stop for dramatic effect, allowing the judges and scripted audience to gasp 3. Kick the bench in a sudden fashion across the stage, and play the piece 3x as fast (bonus points if you dance whilst looking really intense) 4. Move on to the second round. 5. Repeat the process over again next round and be booted off from being boring.

[@GEROLDization1]

Person: Plays an instrument normally, but very beautifully Talent Shows: B O R I N G Also Person: I was born as a baby, and I couldn't walk for months after that. Talent Shows: *Golden Buzzer*

[@rayraygaleva9493]

this one got me ahahahhaha

[@chomo54andbabyaisha97]

Here, get your up vote

[@tigersamaflyingcat]

« Also my grandma died cause she was old »

[@bloodyhell8201]

@@tigersamaflyingcat **generic sad chords**

[@SlyHikari03]

So true. I hate these shows

[@bqcun2286]

Person: **Plays Flight of the bumble bee** Judges: **Surprise Pikachu face** Person: **Plays the hardest Bach piece** Judges: ight imma head out

[@aeir123]

How else hates Americans got talent

[@linty569]

Y a w n

[@queeenie]

Ikr it’s stoooooopid! >:((

[@Stari_Not_Starry]

SOOO TRUEEEEEEE

[@olive4naito]

I'm glad Chloe Chua's parents wouldn't let this talent show within 100 feet of her, lol!

[@ellashelton7621]

as a flute player I’m so offended it just annoys me that people see classical musicians as boring and talentless, it’s actually so sad that him playing his crutch has to get the attention of the audience.

[@zakatalmosen5984]

They don't. He didn't. It's all fake. Even the contestants are in on it. Because of that, I feel they are as guilty as the judges.

[@tigergirl305]

It's even more sad because in real life, people are usually super impressed by classical musicians/singers, but media such as this portrays classical musicians as boring; as a result, that portrayal bleeds out into people's perception, so they are less inclined to actually want to listen to classical music.

[@noteworthy5911]

Do you know what the piece Mr. Wood was playing at 1:52 before "500 Miles"? I actually quite liked the feel of it and would like to listen to the whole thing.

[@annabethmoo1213]

Ella Y. E. S.

[@NicHasegawa]

I actually can almost guarantee that the violinist auditioned on her own and the studio put an actor who plays the piano just to add that whole “drama” bit in the beginning. They probably didn’t even know each other lol

[@MeJustAimy]

Ha

[@topasu9454]

actually?

[@arnavlodha222]

No way would they be able to find a volunteer who can actually play the piano properly.

[@olly1793]

How to impress any non-musical person: -Play super crazy fast even if there’s 1000 mistakes (they won’t notice) -Play with something that isn’t an instrument but sounds like one -Play something hip hop style -Be 2 months old Combine all of them and u MIGHT get into the second round of Britain’s got talent

[@flips4life892]

And play flight of the bumblebee

[@beluga3022]

**plays la campanella in goo goo ga ga**

[@emdove]

@@silverdropstudios7323 Gotta say that that’s a bit offensive, as someone who just never had a proper musical education (unless you count tapping a rhythm with a pen and attempting to sing 99 Luftballons). It’s not about intellect but about having learned to really listen and hear the notes, it’s not they’re fault that they believe this when it’s presented like the truth and everyone’s cheering. I just pity them tbh, I’m glad I found this account and can try to learn a bit :/

[@emdove]

@@lamp3608 I agree. The judges are obviously not fit to do their job, and I realize that the show is heavily scripted. But that doesn’t make them dumb, that’s all I meant, I never commented on the juries ability to judge (they’re also highly unsympathetic to me). Especially since the original comment also included the audience. :)

[@mohamedimanirfan4073]

Ngl, as a musician with a lot of non-musical friends....that's all sooo true🤣

[@wimmy3198]

The judges yawning is just so improper and rude... Do they lack manners?? Have they never heard of etiquette?

[@dejancar2732]

Thalia Rice Considering Simon Cowell is one of the industry’s best talent scouts singing One Direction, Fifth Harmony and Camilla Cabello and many more to his record company Syco (S Records), I would say he is pretty smart.

[@B2UTYINDO525]

@@dejancar2732 Maybe he is smart, but that doesn't mean he got basic manners

[@Hh-bs5px]

Dejan Car Being a talent scout isn’t a talent lol. There’s nothing special about Simon’s abilities to predict success- he just has loads of connections

[@SharapovaFan]

The fact that so many of you are triggered means you aren't any smarter than these people you claim to be dumbasses. It's all scripted for ratings. An act pandering to the lowest common denominator.

[@vegasmona]

Dejan Car pretty smart compared to who? he doesn't compares to even a single hair of Paul McCartney lol get a life

[@rainbowgamer8860]

The judges asking the violinist to audition again without the pianist is really scandalous, especially since she was standing right there, being told the reason the performance was bad was because of her. It was even reinforced again when the judges gave the now violin soloist a standing ovation even though her performance wasn't even better than their collaboration. If I was in her place, I would have come back up on stage and smashed their heads open. This sort of behaviour is exactly what schools try to discourage kids to do, yet the judges act like they are the ones who are right. To even have something like this on national television is absolutely unacceptable.

[@da96103]

Pianist is just a hired piano student from the local conservatory.

[@oldfogeymusic4248]

da96103 You've posted that three times and you’re wrong each time. Google "Sue Son" and "Janine Khalil" - the truth is a lot sadder than what you think happened.

[@iutlu]

its not about good performance, it's about making a show and milking it as much as possible. i don't know jack shyte about classical music and that sound wrong to me. but the supposed music experts loved it, because they dont care about the actual music, they care about a product they can sell to dumb asses

[@tirzakharisma3566]

Even if it wasn't all scripted (I doubt that), when the duo resolved to do a piano and violin duet like that on TV, they should have just PRACTICED TO PLAY GOOD. When they can't even play decently on stage, I would not give even one of them a second chance. This scripted scene makes me wanna barf on those judges and producers. It's disgusting really.

[@prototyping5603]

Your damn right

[@spencibidy]

“Violin and piano don’t go together” *ultra mega super visible confusion*

[@btec.pigeon]

So he plays honestly really nicely on the flute. But only gets a reaction when he pulls out the crutch. I have no words. The flute is hard. It. Is. HARD

[@smartroadbiker]

When I was at school I had a go at playing the flute. Nope. Couldn't play it LOL Went straight back to my clarinet! The thing is most instruments are actually not to hard to make some semi-musical noises out of them that would impress some idiotic 'reality' TV host. To actually _play_ the instrument takes years of practise and a dedication to the art that these shows gloss over and treat as less then nothing. I stopped playing many years ago, something I regret now and just don't have the time to spare these days to relearn. Actually I can still play my clarinet but I can't read sheet music anymore so I am limited to mostly Stranger on the Shore as it is the only song I played enough as a kid (my mother liked it) that the muscle memory is still present!

[@sunmz]

at 15:30 *loud sigh*

[@caitlynarango9561]

I KNOW!! I play the flute for highschool band and i work my ass off for every single song!! We play pieces where we have to play super high notes super softly which is almost impossible. i practice almost every night and i still need extra help from my band director. woodwind musicians don’t get nearly enough credit as they should

[@stellabella876]

I KNOW RIGHT? FLUTE IS HARD!!! ITS HARD GETTING THE SOUND OUT!

[@Sweet.peach21]

I remember crying in school because of how hard the flute was- assholes with no real idea of how hard it is to play an instrument

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

imagine practicing literal months on a piece for a show just for the judges to shut you down 5 seconds through and peer pressure you into coming back the next day and learn an entirely new piece by yourself

[@ousamadearudesuwa]

I would be better off creating my own piece rather than being in the faces of those judges.

[@cabbage6804]

Ok

[@nattainer]

don't worry it's all scripted so there's no pressure, probably even the piano girl knew it all before

[@SeanLaMontagne]

You gotta sign away the rights to all your content when you go on those shows anyways

[@reaganb6013]

Luckily that doesn't happen though, it's all scripted and planned ahead of time.

[@Frostedmo0n]

"piano and violin don't go together" Musicians: *Thinks of all those duets in recitals as a kid* Don't go together you say? Welp, there goes our piano accompaniment......... And my pianist career I've been working at for 9 years....

[@yungnathan5688]

He hasn't meet a Ling Ling yet

[@Frostedmo0n]

@@yungnathan5688 He indeed hasn't

[@prin3299]

They probably hadn't watched Your Lie in April

[@Kim-eb1ol]

@@prin3299 I was about to say that too lol😂

[@arsenice6085]

I don't know about professionals, but I heard them both in synch and went together. Also, HOW COULD THE JUDGES PICK ONLY ONE?!?!? THEY BOTH DID GREAT AND WENT TOGETHER PERFECTLY!! *sigh* this is why I work alone.

[@nalayuta2291]

This was hilarious! I’m glad to see people as fed up as i am with how manipulative these talent shows are. Everyone else seems to eat it up.

[@mtgstudios1556]

well. it is all in the eye of the beholder after all, and not all eyes are trained to notice it. Judges least of all.

[@juliannaelwell]

At this point bumblebee is only impressive on trombone Edit: a lot of people are saying “bUt wHat aBouT mY iNstRuMenT” you can just slur everything, trombones can’t

[@craneisthename]

Just any brass or woodwind that isn’t clarinet or flute tbh ( coming from a tenor saxophonist)

[@gilgameshlfx7006]

Has anyone ever attempt bumblebee on a harmonica? Edit: Never mind. Found some on KZbin.

[@craneisthename]

FunMajorVids 😎

[@mds67991]

It’s only impressive when you don’t practice your chromatic scales or if you play trombone.

[@RukaShrimp]

Missy Girl true that

[@theflamingcube1976]

they do a good job roasting people without being rude

[@thatkeren]

I love that about them

[@andrewzhao8425]

I broke 666 likes

[@jetzrav4889]

i am the 669 like

[@Milk_Toast]

Meine Meinung du Falafel and who ruin your day? That really wasn’t necessary...

[@Milk_Toast]

Meine Meinung du Falafel so what you’re saying is that they will never be good, even if they tried? You sound like a Disney Channel original movie antagonist...

[@ipad4863]

Skipping five grades. More like skipping 500 notes.

[@asherang7]

Damn what a savage.

[@strike5677]

Lmao it is true u know, his playing sounds mess up not really like playing the real bumblebee cringe as fk.

[@ThawBerry]

😂

[@Him_1]

And he calls himself Asian...

[@otakushinobi1451]

And you skipping the fact that you stole this lol

[@stuffattheartsdotcello2475]

I remember watching one if the AGT seasons recently, and they showed in one of the cut scenes, a kid practicing cello prelude number 1. It sounded very nice, and I was hoping to see his audition. I never saw it. He must’ve been one of those rare people who came to audition with actual talent and classical music. I can only imagine the amount of yawns in the audience, and the disrespect the judges must’ve gave him. Classical music is a thing yall, and it’s really cool if you just take a moment to actually listen to it instead of yawning. Give it a chance. Annddddd, I remember one of the kids who came on to play violin, and who ended up making it to the finals, the judges had said after his performance of a pop song (he was actually pretty good - he was also like 12) I expected you to come out here and play some boring music like ode to joy, but this was so much better. *cue applause*

[@CanadianMonarchist]

“Ode to Joy” is not boring!

[@marcoantoniofalquete557]

@@CanadianMonarchist Beethoven's Ninth Symphony is not boring, "Ode to Joy" melody played in a solo violin is boring. What makes Beethoven a Beethoven isn't in a theme.

[@yeetieschmiitie1252]

“Is this because of your loyalty to your friend?” That is such a rude thing to say, you don’t just question someone’s relationship, especially not live

[@M4x_P0w3r]

It's pretty common choosing money and drama over human dignity in that sector

[@paullee271]

Do you value your enjoyable friendship with another person or wish to make more money?

[@longarm4460]

I'm a writer, and as one I think it was too dramatic too much

[@opticalyoutube5597]

Time stamp pls?

[@OganySupreme]

That was just incredible how they thought it was okay to say that. If I was her, I would have just walked off stage in complete and utter shock. Even if she wasn't looking at it as a friendship test, now that they said that, it has become a test to her friendship. While before it could have been simple jealousy issues between them because one got left behind, now it's a whole loyalty issue. That's one friendship destroyed. That just flat out pisses me off.

[@edw4671]

Imagine if Hilary Hahn came on, played something like Der Erlkönig, without revealing that she is a celebrated and 3 time Grammy award winning violinist until after the judges/audience yawns at her. Edit: after numerous comments pointing out how this scenario is impossible for a number of obvious reasons, I now feel obligated to point out what I felt was equally as obvious. I WAS JOKING.

[@severussnape8040]

Pure gold.

[@danielle806]

I would pay to watch this.

[@ginjiu4ye]

10/10 would watch

[@GamerGrill420]

And you know they fucking would

[@aaronbolser9579]

I was literally just thinking this. Hilary Hahn would lose AGT to a kid who taught his dog to bark glissandos and calls it bumblebee.

[@FernandaAlves-fy7it]

Thanks Eddy for saying “it’s not a piano, it’s a keyboard” you represented us, the pianists.

[@cjdantes144]

as a keytarist, i just hate it when they say "WOW You can play piano really well" Like dude for real? Piano? Since when is piano used for rock bands

[@Roonayy]

You mean percussive melodica

[@audreytales6053]

yes

[@Nezumi99]

YAAAAS EXACTLY. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY "I play piano" but it's just fucking keys lol. It's like Electric Violin and Wooden/Original Violin...IT'S 👏NOT👏THE👏SAME

[@cjdantes144]

@@Juan-wk8cr well yea, but they're queen. They're special

[@Lynwood_Jackson]

I gotta be real, I absolutely hate when audiences give a standing ovation to mediocre performances.

[@floatint2137]

you just made me remember a really cringe memory of mine...

[@BreadMaster-hi1op]

So judges prefer aggressive and inaccurate glissandos over actual good playing.

[@ediblebleaches1449]

Putin's B0n3r lmao, it’s obvious they don’t listen to classical music. Why the fuck are they even a judge at this point? They’re not even taking it seriously/ good at judging?

[@moistbananananabread1884]

Technicly yes

[@supermouse73]

Don’t forget tremolo, they treat it like a singer hitting a high note

[@Altoclarinets]

*maybe simon cowell does but the audition juries don't, go practice*

[@thekingshussar1808]

It is really offensive, really. The pianist and violin girls part really offended me, these judges do hate Classical Music and do not know what a "harmony" really is.

[@thanhtranmy8614]

esp the part that the middle judge just ask "is it because of your loyalty to your friend" OMG this is the second time I watched this and I still trigerred

[@pureconlimon4317]

I was like: brO WHY DIDN'T THEY WIN?

[@ayofrtho7014]

They weren't wrong tho, it did sound awful lol

[@epixon6411]

yeah... this us just painful..

[@kurttoriello]

Dude Simon Cowell has no ear; he's just a fake musical personality that delivers "British Insults" I also can deliver a classic "British Insult" because that phrase is literally redundant :DDDD

[@sophieliu4466]

Someone told me I wasn’t a real pianist unless I’ve learned “Fur Elise”. There’s goes my 7 years of playing the piano.

[@tomboz777]

Sophie Liu "yeah, but can you play "clocks" by Coldplay?"

[@andrewzheng4038]

@@tomboz777 Does a solo in my middle school orchestra count?

[@perriergames3184]

same with the guitar, people look at me like "are you a spanish guitarist and you can't play "Concierto de Aranjuez" or "Entre dos aguas"?" Man, that sucks.

[@carbonmonoxide5052]

Does that make me a real pianist because I’ve dabbled for 2 years with no training and can play Für Elise?

[@weefyeet6177]

@@carbonmonoxide5052 Hmm, depends on how well you play it and what you consider a "real" pianist. To me a real pianist is one who is dedicated to the art, plays at least 2 hours a day (I do), can do piano techniques properly, etc. Ok, it's 1 am and I'm overreacting, I'm sorry. Fur Elise is not bad for two years without professional training, yes good job.

[@jforjaelyn3415]

The piano and violin duet sounded really good. I cannot see how the judges thought the opposite.

[@dzinypinydoroviny]

I can understand that. They don't have a clue about music whatsoever, so maybe that's why.

[@vangledosh]

Because they’re talentless people judging talent

[@anthraxcrab2222]

You guys should both apply to a “got talent” show and just play literally as fast as you possibly can, making as many mistakes along the way as you possibly could. I can hear the golden buzzer now.

[@arinaa195]

No please no mistakes

[@arinaa195]

That would be humiliating

[@cris-ke6cd]

@@arinaa195 the got talent show judges won't even realize that they're making mistake lmao- they'll still clap even for it as long as it's fast and there's a "shOckiNg mOMeNt" that they add to the performane.

[@yuhyi0122]

No they must never go on talent show. These talent show is actually have rather dangerous contract. Twoset youtube content could very well be stolen by the talent show

[@Becky.Ray14]

and vlog the whole thing!

[@Trooman20]

*"You can be a musician at 5 though"* Mozart: You got that right *Mozart after listening to the kid's music* *"YOU DON'T GOT THAT RIGHT"*

[@duvan-solis]

Actual Mozart's reaction: oh wait... [He's dead so he won't be speaking]

[@kazezeze]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[@JavierSanchez-lu3jx]

As cool as it is that this kid can play...kind of, Mozart was a genuine genius making music at the age of 4 and composing in his teens without the help of youtube or tutorials or all the music theories that we have today. He was one of the ones who invented parts of music theory lol.

[@duvan-solis]

@@JavierSanchez-lu3jx So, you don't know about the teaching that people with higher social class, like Mozart, received at the time by institution or well known tutors? Because, I don't recall he learning music theory by himself, left alone composing complex and memorable pieces at 4.

[@Bialy_1]

@@duvan-solis "Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart composed his first musical piece when he was five years old."... and when he got all that institution support? In his previous life? The whole point here is that the guy in first comment is claiming that Mozart somehow was not a musician when he was 5...

[@Bubukat7777]

It's actually so disrespectful how they portray classical music

[@theinternetlemon2856]

@Auf KZbin nicht an Politik interessiert You ok?

[@Viking_Raven]

@Auf KZbin nicht an Politik interessiert I'm amazed at how it's possible to write so much and say so little.

[@hansandhispanzerfaust6236]

@Auf KZbin nicht an Politik interessiert it could be all concert music, played by an orchestra

[@hansandhispanzerfaust6236]

@Auf KZbin nicht an Politik interessiert you are right, the disrespect starts in the comments, you are rude to other people just by writing your first comment, then you had to make it worse, thats pretty sad

[@hansandhispanzerfaust6236]

@Auf KZbin nicht an Politik interessiert yep, disrespect, you have no respect for anyone

[@bobcob428]

Bumblebee isn't inherently bad it's just overplayed

[@CatCat-tm2cg]

It’s bad

[@randomguy4781]

Im sick of hearing it. there are much better piano pieces but everyone always plays that trash

[@KillianWeldon]

It’s good when rather evenly

[@christophersorensen67]

“Piano and Violin don’t belong together.” My pianist and I: Those are some fighting words, tea-drinker

[@sckerellainalol5240]

Your lie in April

[@eteeap._johnpaultugadi9793]

yeah and what about the other prefomance who used it

[@QueenMelodyAngel13]

To me it goes together like peanut butter and jelly!

[@FiveOClockTea]

I wonder if they ever played an instrument... like imagine a music school violin concert without piano? I love the violin, but I personally love it even more with a piano accompanying it, playing the violin myself 🎻+🎹=💕

[@yukima920]

Piano’s and Violins are the best instruments to play together how could they

[@Jonycakebomb]

After ending the Guinness World Record twoset move on to their next target Americas got Talent

[@thecubingcuber1189]

True

[@joanmarie7598]

To actually wake them up. Can't believe someone would yawn on that.

[@enanqusi]

and no one's complaining about that

[@DeceasedDuck]

find out next episode if he will take down the orchestra

[@mafirasyaharani7836]

@@DeceasedDuck *violently grabs popcorn*

[@adhamhthomson1941]

"You sound like your playing different pieces" Hmm it's almost like pian and violin have separate parts

[@hollyfullerton4421]

There is a difference between different pieces and different parts

[@dogcatspaghettidude122]

Challenge Accepted lol

[@folded_pizza]

@@hollyfullerton4421 bold of you to assume the judges know that

[@Xx_Joe2012epicgamersquad_xX]

1200th like

[@owenbrasseaux3894]

That really pissed me off. The video shows them playing for all of a couple seconds before a judge hits the X button and throws off the piano players timing. Then as soon as they get out of the intro they get cut off to get told they were boring. The whole thing threw away any chance of showing talent just to exploit them as people for the drama they created by only taking one of them. Also I have a hunch that the producers told the violin player she had to play Summer and made her learn it one day. I'm just making that up, but it still seems possible enough to make me mad.

[@giannismpalanikas2802]

6:20 its scary how synced they are

[@Jayemmcc]

Metronome practice that's why

[@awetistic5295]

Why do I feel so personally offended by that portrayal of classical music when I'm not even a classical musician?

[@mrmitch2424]

AWEtistic because you have brain cells unlike these ridiculously disrespectful judges.

[@aka0989]

i feel the same tho im not even a musician

[@georgiam.3957]

Honestly same

[@mikhailasanovic]

Because its disgusting!

[@Joseph-nh6in]

Because you have a soul and inner human vitality that hasn't been beaten out of you by society

[@yui5994]

"Pianos and Violins don't go together" *cries in Your Lie In April

[@3nu570]

I was looking for this comment, thank you, I'm at peace now

[@defox5019]

*Laughs in Suzuki book piano accompaniments*

[@takeda7750]

*yAs*

[@tegan2307]

Yes.

[@jessicasoares3734]

Kaori and Kousei are disappointed

[@mrmitch2424]

“I don’t think the piano and violin go together at all” Pianists and violinists: *TRIGGERED*

[@estera4176]

I'm an amateur guitarist and got triggered too. They should at least do some research for the script, to seem more real.

[@kellypacheco2542]

Your lie in April

[@elsaamelia992]

Shigatsu wa kimi no uso: TRIGGERED

[@TURAMOTH]

I am very triggered

[@jybong2219]

People who have a basic knowledge of music: *also TRIGGERED*

[@Memer44]

9:06 “it seems very dis-" He was about to say disgusting lmao 🤣🤣

[@sbirkkk]

“Just = jus”

[@Maria-bt2hb]

Kid: I'm 9 Audience: *claps* Kid: I skipped 5 grades Everyone: *claps and cheers like he had just saved the world from all evil*

[@thomasprovot8851]

Kid: I fell when I was 5 Audience: in tears

[@utvpoop]

He actually had saved *himself* from the school evil.

[@gwacie98]

ppl actually tend to overreact with skipped grades? I skipped a grade way back in elementary school (big regret tbh lmao) and when i tell ppl they treat me like a genius or something,,,, it's kinda awkward

[@XDTape]

skipping grades isn't even a good thing, enrichment is much better for the student if they're gifted

[@yujinarukunnn7222]

I have cancer : *GOLDEN BUZZER*

[@isimoya7592]

I really wanted the violin player to say “ I won’t come back tomorrow because you didn’t hear even 3 seconds of the performance before pressing the button, thanks assholes”. See? Much more interesting for this episode

[@totoro-chan7700]

When the judges asked if the violin player's hesitance was because of her loyalty to her friend, I was like wanting to ask them back another question: so you don't have loyalty to your friends or you don't think one's loyalty to their friends is important?

[@iciest.icy.n.icy.rice.1]

Cruel people!

[@historynerd205]

The problem is, the girls were both under a strict contract, if they went off script like that, they would probably get sued for ages. I presume that's the reason the violin player even agreed to return. These shows don't even deserve a second glance, to be honest.

[@isimoya7592]

@@historynerd205 sadly true

[@uzakihana4222]

I'm 666th like

[@seemoore9175]

just the facet that the kid played bumblebee with an awful sounding synth instead of a real piano makes me want to punch holes in my wall.

[@Genmaken-Hoshi]

Well I just want to punch holes in my wall for no particular reason and this seemed to be the right place to announce that.

[@bonniejunk]

@@Genmaken-Hoshi nice

[@dandreconant6827]

It’s funny cause now he is a pretty great concert pianist.

[@shigure_puriyuji]

The notes are even irregular

[@manladan5929]

Ndkdnfnn Mu ok Kyle

[@debussychopin2766]

I teach classical piano. I tell my student that learning / playing the notes is analogous to coming to an interview in a suit, tie, and resume. Those are the basics. Piano is way more than just the notes; there is so much going on you have to apply to those notes you press. You come to the interview w your suit and resume, but you get the job w your personal expression, character, qualifications, experience, and how you articulate.

[@garrylove8955]

"You can't be a doctor at age 5" Asain parents: "damn right. You'll be too old by then."

[@Tetopettenson1]

You cant be a doctor at age 4 Asian parents: no

[@queenblister7845]

Asian parents: you should’ve been a doctor the millisecond you were just born

[@ersadorra]

@@queenblister7845 LMAOOO

[@juli220]

Hahahaha

[@samarthmw1623]

Idk why people are so specific about asian..i mean its funny but isn't it racism

[@daninmills]

I was an extra behind the scenes for this show once (when they do the backstage interviews that get a bunch of non-contestants to sit around behind the camera to make the room look fuller), and you will not BELIEVE how scripted everything is. Those cringey interviews at the beginning? They ask the contestant a question, the contestant answers honestly, and then a producer tells them what to actually say using only a fraction of their genuine answer and films that version. And those terrible audience reactions? A lot of times they use reactions to a different act and splice them in. They even have the audience cheer, boo, etc before the show even starts so they have clear audio to dub in wherever they see fit.

[@Shoxic666]

The Hunger Games books are like 50% based on these kind of crap shows for a reason, soulless, fake, cynical television.

[@Unbridled-Whimsy]

Fascinating. Always interesting to hear about behind the scenes stuff of shows like that. I saw another video about the awful contract ppl have to sign to get on the show too. Thanks for the info!

[@Jenny_Berry3]

I was in a show too and this is very true!!!! It really sucks that you have to be there very early and super late. The working conditions are terrible, when I was on a show they didnt offer any water, a lot of smoking was happening. Everything is super scripted, who wins and who loses . You can see the person who will win because they have a piece of paper with the faces of the contestants marked with red of whether who wins or loses. This paper is in each camera that is recording.

[@Jenny_Berry3]

@Raphael PecoraroI was the audience. Since i only scheduled to go there and watch

[@laylakim2562]

!

[@sarabader9480]

I've been on a show like this when i was 10 and they legit had a script that we had to read off. They told us what to say and what to do. I went there because they were scouting for 'Talented kids and musicians' i was unsure but my mum wanted me to because she thought it would be a good experience. Turned out it was set up, We had to practice parts over and over again, and people were smoking and talking bad in front of us(kids from 4-18) swearing. The only good thing was the accommodation. Most of us musicians had really good talents but were told to do crap pieces for beginners. But you know it my opinion so don't ban me please.

[@TitaniumTronic]

Damn,So I thought I was just overthinking when I thought about fake perflrmances too

[@topcatninjahousepetsdigian9336]

Girl Or Dude My Condolences😟🙏😓"

[@glenwicks4976]

Well, thanks for being a whistleblower!

[@Cubetuber]

wow that's really hard sad, if someone did ban you and others like you I'd probably start a petition lol(not simping lol)

[@anchovyishunkram5017]

Nothing is wrong with standing up for their wrong doings

[@MaddieFishblob]

That 1st guy produced way better music with the flute than the crutch! But Guy beautifully plays flute: 🥱👎 Guy passably plays crutch: 😱👏

[@gimmi7935]

"Why they say the pianist girl is not good? I think because she didn't have a stool to knock down

[@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia]

Yeah, she was standing. Big mistake... 😅

[@rileymoore7025]

"Piano and violin don't go together." Square Enix: *Hold my orchestra*

[@Ninjaananas]

Which game?

[@burnttaco8087]

@@Ninjaananas final fantasy 15

[@Ninjaananas]

@@burnttaco8087 As I suspected.

[@stephenahern]

@@Ninjaananas or just yoko shimomura in general

[@GReyn]

Well, or basically most orchestra music.. some in animes and games are super great as well..

[@AbsentNyx]

The yawns during the flute audition probably had nothing to do with his performance, in fact they might not even have been from his audition. They edit the audience reactions to get the “response” they want

[@nurailidepaepe2783]

yeah also sometimes ppl are just tired 99% of the times i yawn it's not because i'm bored

[@MrParkerman6]

A yawn is a gasp for air when you are tired. You are literally taking a breath.

[@anthonyrobertson7062]

Exactly, some of the cuts to audience members are reactions happening in-between preformances when nothing is going on. Unfortunately you have to take those with a grain of salt. They also can add a layer of clapping and shouts to make audience reactions sound bigger than it really was. It's not fake all the time, but it definitely is enough to make the show not thrust worthy.

[@ember5795]

in all serious aspects, it's so heartbreakingly sad that all talent shows don't appreciate good quality playing as they should. classical music is underappreciated

[@chiisoni]

Alright people... Today we learned that... The judges have no clue how music works •_.

[@subroy7123]

But we knew that already

[@ninten_ka]

Sub Roy yea good point

[@regneva17]

even worse, I don't know who are the judges aside from Simon all the time, nor what they do to be judging the contestants.

[@sushirollyuki2104]

They only accept: - contestants with sad back story - any famous music or some trending shit Other than that is unnaceptable

[@cookiesandmilk1634]

Even the audience

[@ok-zt6nt]

Honestly I’m disappointed in the violin girl. I can’t think to imagine how much practice was given into the piece she and her friend did, then only to be left behind because the judges wanted the violinist more. It must have been heartbreaking for the pianist because she was left behind, by her friend, her *partner* . Man...

[@nicolekaryuchina1349]

Unfortunately absolutely everything is scripted in that kind of shows. The violinist was probably forced to do it. So we can't really judge...

[@ok-zt6nt]

Николь Карючина oh I see. I actually forgot about that lol

[@xx3xx390]

Also summer is not easy but definitely not the hardest piece ever as every non-musician believes. And I didn't like her performance at all. But it's a well known piece so suddenly she's all amazing even though you could clearly hear how many mistakes she made 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@hotnessgaming1396]

Silvanya Withlock summer is amazing but I prefer winter tenfold and I agree this was not a great performance :/ do you happen to know the piece they were playing together?

[@dubba1214]

On So You Think You Can Dance, someone who specializes in ballroom auditions. They’ll bring in a partner to show their paso doble. The judges might like the partner and ask them to audition and either they both make it through or neither of them make it. If they both get through they might get separated if they don’t make cuts but it’s not we want you and not you at the first audition.

[@fartingkitty0712]

My heart goes out to that girl who got rejected in favour of her friend. Like wtf??

[@c2sora919]

yea that must really have taken an unbelievable toll on her confidence and even their friendship, I know it would for me definitely. Messed up

[@francinelipschutz6139]

Not to mention, I feel as though the only reason the violinist was the one brought back was because she was the one playing the melody when I think it might have actually been her timing and counting that caused the entire piece to sound scrambled and off. If anything, and if necessary to separate them, both of them should have performed again, not just the violinist.

[@Ziaberry]

I have a conspiracy theory which is probably a stretch but then again everything on reality tv is a stretch: The violin girl was going to audition alone all along, but to stir up drama for ratings, the producers grabbed some random pianist, put them together and said "act like you're friends who are auditioning together" and that's why they both sounded so disconnected during the perfomance, because they had never rehearsed together before. Then the producers could tell the judges "okay now let's pretend to call back violin girl because we like her better"

[@Carpatouille]

Don't feel bad, it's all fake anyway.

[@jorgeferreira2009]

@@Carpatouille yes you're probably right, but the thing is the message being conveyed. Like it's ok to just shit on your friend for the sake of money/fame/whatever. When I was a child the message being conveyed was "win or lose as a team", "you never leave your wing man", you know?

[@SeekerLancer]

These kinds of shows only care that you're shocking or weird. The thing about mastering any kind of art or even skilled career is many people just don't have the frame of reference to appreciate the thousands of hours that have gone into learning and improving.

[@lydias8303]

I hate the stereotypical, "oh this is boring, *YAWN* ." I would most definitely yawn in the best performance of all time, because yawns sneak up on you and they're next to impossible to control.

[@thegayone1911]

@Sangay Zam EXACTLY

[@kazezeze]

@Sangay Zam ikr.....

[@wohlhabendermanager]

These scripted TV shows would also yawn at Mozart, if he got reincarnated and would present a new piece he has written.

[@em_.hay.]

Yes completely! I never yawn because I’m bored but I always yawn because I’m tired (but I’m always tired and it always feels like I’m being rude and I’m genuinely really interested!)

[@telmaborges1017]

To add most shows are at night (for some reason) and I’m tired NOT bored

[@megg3977]

*like to petition to end piano stool cruelty*

[@waffleauflauf4213]

I have a 70 year old piano at home (still plays wonderfully). If the piano bench falls over, R.I.P. our floor and the ears of anyone within a mile radius.

[@masterstepz9800]

Seconded. This has to stop!

[@ariayang2980]

The piano stool be like what did I do wrong?

[@dr.zespert]

As a person with a very nice grand piano and wooden stool to match, even thinking about kicking it makes me want to curl up in a ball

[@tuileriesantiques9057]

Lol we have a 110 year old piano and it has a stool that can survive a nuclear attack let alone the whole piano! Served our family great for 110 year! My great great grandfather got it new.

[@aronpetrusbolonicellist]

Keybord... missing notes because of the skipping grades :D

[@leftoverciccia]

exactly 😂😂😂

[@aethyr9799]

ROASTED

[@lunarbutterfly3394]

Cant mess this up it's at 40 likes... representing the 40 ling ling hours Edit: I just now realized Autocorrect messed my reply up. It was supposed to say ling ling

[@stilljustawalrus8135]

Is it even possible to skip 5 whole grades?!

[@squidneythesquid2487]

Rainbow Walrus if you are home schooled idk he seems like the type who has parents who think he is too “smart and perfect” for public school because he’ll “succeed better on his own or with people intellectually equal to him”

[@hyperzcg9352]

“You can’t be a doctor correct? But you can be a mUSCIaN tHo” Eddy: oh no, not again

[@Kuzo53]

That was honestly really unclassy and gross to break up a friendship on national television like that just for ratings

TV companies have no morals...

[@sdgakatbk]

I would hope if I were in that position I would tell him and the panel to fuck off and get a real job. Edit:And I don't like using language like that at someone.

[@florguiang4082]

@@sdgakatbk omg same, I would flip them off too then walk off the stage.

[@releasemindssecondlast1802]

relax its tv show

[@zugzwangelist]

Ha ha, that break-up was as scripted as everything else.

[@keaia2339]

come on...i'm also triggered about their fake portrayal and i'm not a musician 🙃 petition for respect to the classical music and all the musicians and performers who have practiced!

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

I feel like art in general gets shat all over for no reason.. it's infuriating.

[@keaia2339]

TheGoldenDunsparce yeah...all the producers...pls show some respect😑

[@antonioluciovivaldi7615]

KeAia 233 Bring us back from the dead. Not just the third movement from, Summer, though. These aren’t even interpretations-just wrong notes.

[@dracocrusher]

That's the thing, though, the average guy doesn't know the time signatures and exact notes for classical pieces, the average person isn't even really that precise at telling similar notes apart. So if you want to impress a room full of people who don't know music then you need to either play something fast and technical-sounding or pull out a crazy gimmick to get their attention, because all actual hard nuance is going to be lost on someone who doesn't understand the mechanics behind music.

[@erikcarp9359]

dracocrusher Yup

[@nin7744]

Child prodigy: *brags exessively* Me: *expecting Ushida Tomoharu level flawless piano playing* Child prodigy: *lol no, now listen to THIS*

[@gdpiggy4315]

11:20 "you don't do that" Idk why but it made me laugh. But good point brett.

[@ErikCPianoman]

This is why I don’t listen to people who excited tell me to go on “America’s got Talent”. At least this video is a good way to wake up in the morning. What with how infuriating it is.

[@poxium9801]

Why hello there, didn't expect you to be here.

[@bgm-sh9pe]

I smell a minor flex.

[@kyumi__]

There are a lot of talented people on agt as well i can recommend you some if you want

[@JiuWei_Mic]

i mean u play a lot of good anime music and popular music like mario, star wars and stuff

[@yokoemy]

I hear you, but there was one winner that I always remember that I think is very talented. Darcy Lynne, the ventriloquist. She is very good in my opinion and from all winners I know, she is the best. So sometimes they have real good talents.

[@chibikenma]

The fact that the two girls actually sounded good just makes this worse

[@owdy3973]

I mean to be fair, I wouldn't say that they're really great but at least they're good or maybe decent and yea it's quite enjoyable, I mean that summer tho

[@ninjaaron]

"the two girls actually sounded good"... Let's not be too hasty here.

[@hotaru930]

Ikr..

[@brendon205]

Actually they were pretty off sync with each other

[@raevendomingo7784]

@@brendon205 they didn't even let them go climaxxx I think that's how it works in piano+violin duosss

[@liavonazheltanosava8230]

TwoSet are definitely trying to end the Anyone's Got Talent whole career xDDD

[@miwir1248]

Liavona Zheltanosava david and goliath

[@assassinace3188]

Can’t wait for them to get cancelled like Guinness World Record 🙃

[@rachie._mi8998]

Waiting for that day to come!

[@kyaaa4485]

just probably the 'classical music is a bore without a gimmick' part lmao

[@dracocrusher]

And they're using airhorns and super forced editing... to prove that the show is cringe.... THEY. Are using effing AIRHORNS. To call out SOMETHING ELSE as cringe. The fuck does cringe even mean to people anymore???

[@DarrenStevensohnOfficial]

I love it when editor-san always highlight any accidental ahoge appears on either Eddy or Brett's hair. fantastic work.

[@fogonpr]

So if talent shows hate everything except summer or bumblebee, do legit competitions love everything except summer and bumblebee?

[@skartix-me9rm]

El Fogon Del Buen Gusto Probably lol

[@asyrdal4059]

Pretty much lolololololol

[@bubbles6853]

it's like that with everything. If you go in with something overplayed you have a very small chance of sounding better or more interesting than anyone else or even not boring the judges with the overplayed crap which lowers your chances instantly cuase your choice is questionable.

[@ifohs4412]

yes

[@brittneydoesit9580]

They like a Paganini 24 I guess? 🙂

[@rebeccaclarke2166]

"It sounds like you two are playing completely different pieces" Yeah?? Gee, wonder why. Maybe because music has different parts that dont always completely match up? Wow.

[@candlecall]

wait 'til they hear about counterpoint lol

[@ineselmoumni]

Laurens What’s counterpoints ? I’m actually curious aha

[@iopvixens]

@@ineselmoumni basically, harmony from 2 or more non-related melodies.

[@michaelweiske702]

@@ineselmoumni like you know the 'heart and soul' that everyone plays on the piano at school? That's two different melodies that create one harmony.

[@borgoat1220]

Yeah, the judge who said that is utterly incompetent at judging musical performances.

[@zhchee7734]

"I don't think you two go together at all" "It sounded like you both were playing completely different pieces of music" ..... Ever heard of contrapuntal texture, lady? Or harmony? Or accompaniment?

[@wubbie8152]

Or Bach? He mastered all of them.

[@firstlast7994]

@im' lafonz lol

[@zhchee7734]

@@presidentpuppym r/whoosh XD

[@Asma-xp9mv]

She's clearly talking about something she knows nothing about

[@picketf]

I guess the judges would say that the harmonic resonance was too pizzicato for their gusto... if they were allowed to talk. But the producers clearly think that yawning conveys the same message to the target audience 🤷🤷‍♂

[@lunarwolfcassia9435]

That 12:35 part legit sounded like Statues from Harry Potter. Correct me if I am wrong, Potterheads.

[@angrygoose23]

Since you asked hehe… That’s not Statues, what’s being played in the video is slurred and Statues is played with mostly separate bows. Statues is also generally slower as well. Sorry if this was longer than needed, I just got excited to see someone who knows what Statues is! It’s so cool, I play it all the time just for fun.

[@lunarwolfcassia9435]

@@angrygoose23 Oh, cool! Thanks for the info, and no, it wasn't too long. It's rare to see many potterheads who know about Statues and Courtyard Apocalypse and other cool music from Harry Potter:) Love

[@liamkay9522]

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who was greatest composer, they all said "Bach Bach Bach Bach."

[@skartix-me9rm]

Johann Sebastian Bach Greetings, Bach. Fancy seeing you here.

[@skartix-me9rm]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@superduperjoi6800]

Lol now they are all at popeyes

[@miwir1248]

Glad to see you got some time away from your family to grace us with your presence, sir

[@wienzard93]

OH MY GOD. I laugh too much, why ...

[@dotunderscoredot2041]

These reality tv shows are really just a who-has-the-saddest-story competition.

[@thegenevaconvention5623]

itachi would get the golden buzzer 50 times 💀

[@none_i5316]

mY cAT DiEd aNd My DOg wAs kiDNaPpeD Judges: G O L D E N B U Z Z E R

[@none_i5316]

mY cAT DiEd aNd My DOg wAs kiDNaPpeD Judges: G O L D E N B U Z Z E R

[@nitra01]

There's a key & peele sketch about that lmao

[@nightthelonewolf926]

I..I tripped on a..rock.....I don’t know if I will ever recover

[@heidi9908]

UGH. The two girls playing together actually sounded good until they got a red buzzer and it put their timing off a bit, but I still enjoyed it. The pieces DID go together!

[@jellygremlin583yearsago5]

Yeah, It's especially infuriating since Simon gave them his red buzzard 3 SECONDS INTO THE PERFORMANCE. LIKE, COME ON SIMON, I KNOW YOU HAVE VERY HIGH STANDARDS BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE!!!

[@mertarican5456]

@@jellygremlin583yearsago5 lol high standarts

[@lag00n54]

@@mertarican5456 hahahah high standards funny

[@jemapelleanthony6305]

@@lag00n54 i found you again

[@soumyabharath8759]

@@jemapelleanthony6305 you again

[@jakethepillowsnake5302]

I thought classical music was about art, style, emotion, and technical skill. I never realized it was just a pretense for stripping on a talent show.

[@axi4072]

"piano and violin don't go together" your lie in april, boom.

[@xiammng7653]

Yeeeeeeet

[@sneddypie]

*violinists who cant get an orchestra to play a concerto with them, so they just get a pianist*

[@aniketsaha1601]

it all turns into a lie...sed lyf

[@pabloescobra8214]

They became weird when commenting.. the left guy is worst dunno how to entertaining

[@soumyabharath8759]

Shh , do not remind me of Kaori , my heart can't take it ;-;

[@peggy2983]

Girl: *skillfully plays the piano along with her friend* Judges: Boy: I skipped 5 grades Judges: wOooOo!!!! *one gives a standing ovation* *crowd cheers* *clapping*

[@legomelt000]

Yep she was better than violinist haha

[@afdm16]

Jokes on you I skipped school

[@singlehair9952]

When the boy said "I skipped *five grade"* I died of laughter

[@gerrard1144]

guy: plays a flute very beautifully people: *yawns* guy: pulls out a stick flute people oOoOhHhHh WOowOowow!

[@jemapelleanthony6305]

the judges are passionate about unique performances and talent not simple flute playing it's just like the kid at nigeria's got talent who ends up crying because they buzzed him

[@jemapelleanthony6305]

btw here's the link of the video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6u5qXiMm9drhck

[@lag00n54]

@@jemapelleanthony6305 America's Got Talent my ass more like America's got Unique Shenanigans

[@jemapelleanthony6305]

@@lag00n54 so you're saying that nigeria's got talent is more mature than america's got talent?

[@lag00n54]

@@jemapelleanthony6305 Simple flute playing sure....

[@whyareallmynamestaken1382]

I was in the audience for this once, and the first thing that happened before all the performances was the people running it getting g us to fake a bunch of different reactions that they could use home editing the show

[@bangtanschild9757]

"Oh its britans got talent, thats why the jokes are bad" As a brit I completely agree

[@nickwilliams6621]

Monty Python [Holy Grail/Life of Brian], Fawlty Towers and The Young Ones weren't that bad though ._.

[@Soridan]

@@nickwilliams6621 british comedy can be brilliant, sure, but these are newspaper/telly "jokes". I'm sure these fuel the violence of the London knife gangs.

[@brickalmonds]

@@Soridan yep Britain's got Talent is one of the main causes of homicide and grevious bodily harm in england

[@TheFrostedfirefly]

@@nickwilliams6621 British comedy shows are great. British comedy on a reality TV show are God awful.

[@nickwilliams6621]

@@TheFrostedfirefly Yeah, you're not wrong there. I agree :p

[@veyniacchp]

I've always found it funny that Eddy has the most expressive faces ever, and then Brett just sits there with a straight face.

[@chickennuggets1990]

Imagine trying to see a contest to see how long Brett could hold a poker face. I think the results would depend on the circumstances.

[@maruftim]

There should be a professional classic musician in disguise to do an audition on Got Talents and see the judges reaction.

[@baririzqullah5782]

Lmao, would love to see what happens

[@ozanozenir2503]

maruftim no need for a disguise. They wont recognise any classical musician. They will probably think they are just a teacher.

[@ozanozenir2503]

Elijah Ken they wont even know who the hell is hanz zimmer.

[@subroy7123]

@Elijah Ken I doubt they'd recognize even John Williams, let alone Zimmer.

[@jordaniumjordanicus]

as a casual pianist i understand everyone’s point but this is really a stupid argument. the judges are doing their job, which is to find talent that appeals to the MASSES, and not just the musically inclined. no matter how incredible the classical musician may be, unless they’re performing an incredibly fast piece, only musicians will understand and be able to appreciate the music.

[@rumimunosib3265]

i bet twosetviolin could get a gold buzzer in Britain and Americas got talent

[@8bit_pineapple]

"He has to pull out a crutch to get everyone's attention." His literal crutch is his figurative crutch.

[@vmeli73]

Kid: Mom I want a flute Mom: We have flute at home At home: 15:12

[@rob9754]

4:00

[@gracerodriguez2750]

I felt bad for the pianist girl. If they only knew how hard it is to play the piano, how much years it takes to learn how to play the piano. Its just not right to exclude her like that. ( i felt very attacked because i am a pianist too XD)

[@ninjaaron]

It's just acting. Don't feel bad about it.

[@geoffzuo9831]

@@ninjaaron yeah there's a comment from a person from the audience as an extra. The whole thing is rigged, sometimes the audience's reactions are prerecorded.

[@mamabear9467]

SAME!

[@laylakim2562]

!

[@wonby4241]

I don't really have room to say anything but I practiced piano for a year and it was rlly difficult for me- props to any pianist going through the troubles of learning notes and new songs- so cool 😭👍

[@flare376v]

10:30 I actually really liked that song :< I wanna hear more, I need to find the sheet music ir a recording Also I woulda said a big ol' "NO"