Behold My Unstoppable Man In People Playground

Are you tired of bad knees, vulnerability to bullets, and an inability to regenerate? Well, I have the highly invasive surgery for you!
Welcome to Humans 2.0: Durability :) what aspect should I improve next?
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[@TwoSoda]

What problems do you wish a scientist would fix for you? (asking for no reason in particular)

[@dylanclarkedean3402]

hey is the huge building you use on the work shop

[@stickman69420]

Replace their skin with pure titanium

[@salmonofwisdom3804]

You know, every day I wake up and think to myself, “I wish I had more skin”

[@noospheric_time]

fix my marriage

[@TwoSoda]

@@dylanclarkedean3402 No but it can be. :)

[@goldengolem4670]

"Dont worry, all the bleeding is internal, thats where the blood is supposed to be!"

[@localpersona]

I’m most definitely quoting that for now on. Thank you TwoSoda.

[@real4426]

​@@localpersona its from a show

[@Nientaledfaux]

Lol

[@ammielmarcos4947]

@@real4426 whats the show

[@spectreshepard1]

@@real4426 brooklyn 99 lmao

[@samvigil957]

Have a wrench loosely attached to the pulsing implant, then when John is exposed to severe trauma, the wrench will swing around, hitting the implant and repairing it.

[@TwoSoda]

I love it lol

[@JackDickenson-l1z]

Wait I thought this was just going to be one of them comments trying to be sadistic yet good but instead is just *awkward laugh*. Instead, it was actually a very good sadistic idea lol! I might use that actually!

[@lechking941]

your smoking the good shit my dude. imma be adding that to my take on the system. (got a few augments i have in mind to add...)

[@TheManTheMythThe-]

Healing bdsm

[@kaden-sd6vb]

"I solve practical problems"

[@YellerEye]

Nothing you have said has filled me with more dread and excitement than "Now let's try the Junju Ito-inator!"

[@eur0be4t3r]

Which one is it a reference to?

[@kirbyis4ever]

​@@eur0be4t3rim guessing the "this hole is my hole" one since it seems to force them into a small hole out the back

[@jonasgotzkes8294]

​@eur0be4t3r Ito is a horror manga creator with some of the most disturbing shit if ever seen, look it up at 3am if you want to get really mentally scared.

[@averageeughenjoyer6429]

@@eur0be4t3rthe hole

[@crusaderknight5944]

The one where a fault opens in the ground and there’s a buncha holes shaped like specific people in it and when someone goes in one they can’t move backwards and the hole slowly distorts into something non human. I think.

[@Currentlyalivehuman25]

Ngl, an attempt at robo-cop would be sick (you would have to recreate his injuries as well..)

[@spaghettiwaffles]

i remember back when the ultra strength syringe caused electric particles to appear and increased durability to the point that it made humans nearly bulletproof

[@TwoSoda]

Yeah life syringe also used to be better. I like the gradual healing for aesthetic reasons but I small sip used to instantly regenerate a person from bones. Made post mortem revival machines a thing

[@spaghettiwaffles]

@@TwoSoda it still revives from post-mortem, so long as its not a total dismember. it just takes longer

[@Thedorkydonkey]

This feels like if Medic got both people playground and his own youtube channel.

[@justsomerandomaccount]

Fr

[@Sombodydumb]

23:34 is mod list for the lazy

[@racheljones9657]

30:09 What comic strip? I'm morbidly curious to read it now. I've read a lot of Junji Ito's collections but I've never seen something like that before...

[@foreverknight66]

Look up junji ito's The Enigma of Amigara Fault.

[@racheljones9657]

@@foreverknight66 Thank you

[@coolkenman]

​@@racheljones9657good luck sleeping

[@pch1370]

20:07 Got possessed by Scooby-Doo for a second.

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

8:50 it's a bloody Dalek.

[@Ultimate_Gamer_3000]

Have you made a glass cannon super hero yet? It would be funny to see the man with glass bones and paper skin destroy himself while killing your invincible creations.

[@YellowJelloFellow035]

30:14 I love how his head separated from his body and still somehow *reattached.*

[@pedrotbird5426]

You're making strides in science here, horrifying ones but science is science right

[@auxiliaryoperatoroperator]

I find it unnatural that i am comforted by the amalgamation of all series killers combined into one dude who happily experiments on little humans.. (Even the most worst serial killer would fucking die from fear)

[@arsray7285]

welcome back dr mengele

[@papakanas6472]

"I am a goddamn master of scientific arts" *Says trintium instead of tritium*

[@Cheeeeeseeeee]

0:11 hippity hoppity your spine should now snappity

[@WD_RatLad]

Sweet! Man-made horrors beyond our comprehension!

[@pneusur]

YAHOOOO !! YIPEEEEE, PERHAPS WAHOOOOO ?

[@DarkKnightDueler]

I wouldn't be surprised if you go on a killing spree with a unregistered full auto m16.

[@A_Goose_YT]

twosoda, a tip to get immortality serum faster, is to use the one thing that removes the lowest liquid amounts, so basically just as soon as theres more immortality serum than anything else, put it in the liquid remvoer thingy.and for anyone NOT good with ppg, you can use the liquid identifier to see the amounts of liquid, but im assuming twosoda knew that.

[@randellpangan9773]

Can the next video be you just playing around with super jon because i think the testinf part at the end was too short for me. (Can you upload him to the workshop too? Please?🙏)

[@erelys3259]

As someone who has done a LOT of experimenting in this field, the main threat to immortals isnt bullets or falls Its explosions and blood loss, if a person can survive several grenades and not lose any limbs, then THAT is a trooper Granted i have made a few of these, but its a bit of a pain to do

[@Dude3n]

THE SOCIOPATHIC SCIENTIST IS BACKKK

[@Sup32_]

4:17 power tools

[@willsheahan2213]

We need to see Garfield vs unstoppable John

[@Dyschronum]

2k subs in 2 weeks. Our little scientist is growing up 🥲

[@derpynoob740]

Im pretty sure bandages dont have any regeneration effects. Also humans can heal burning by them selves

[@uryuloquen4054]

This is just like watching a humble SS scientist

[@LocalAriral]

Humble?

[@gentooplayz6304]

I’ve recently had some back pain. Could you fix this???

[@ghostprime6320]

jumping from about 3:03 directly to 9:37 was fuckin WILD

[@demonickaiju7020]

I don't know what to comment so I will comment something random. My comment: "Sandwich human"

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

Japanese warxrime simulator. No im thinking of a alt hist where japan figures out how to make invincible supersoliders via thier human experiments.

[@nikolakhizanishvili1332]

I don't if I should be impressed or horrified

[@pieoflords5082]

This is so fucking deranged I love it

[@GreyKnight_Daniel]

what mods do you use

[@Dragon832-zi1ec]

You have a download for the facility?

[@LanternLightexceptasavie-wq6gc]

They should make this game in vr. Maybe add some of these features into bonelab.. if I knew how to mod I would… I might learn just to do so

[@CASA-dy4vs]

All ur gonna do in vr is look at a 2d flatscreen and move around even harder with 2 controllers, *sounds average*

[@UnkowwnName]

How do you even stab the syringe into the nuke and television?

[@jacobturner1490]

This *blood* needs to stay *inside* the patient! Trust me, I'm a *SCIENTIST* !!!

[@m.s6832]

Dnd referance was cool

[@your_local_stray_cat]

What is that building you’re using?

[@TwoSoda]

My fully destructible laboratory. I keep forgetting to upload it. I'm doing a Q and A stream Friday so if peeps remind me I'm sure to upload it to shop while live

[@anthonysteenberg533]

i feel you being tall is a pain

[@GoldfishConsumer274]

how do I get regeneration matrix?

[@sandbox_fan-xy2mf]

I think bro is doctor who

[@n0o0b090lv]

1:53 "Brain aye" 💀💀💀

[@gronkusbonkus]

I fear for my life when watching this video

[@TwoSoda]

It'll be okay buddy

[@thatrandomdude_404]

How do I make it so it’s only one effect in pink syringe???

[@TwoSoda]

That's the fun part! Analyze it in the liquid analysis machine. Whatever effect is largest with be what's left after putting it in the separator. Poke around in the machine tab for these then get to experimenting! (Or get them off the workshop and save them)

[@DuckyDaKing]

thank you fatherly sigma👍👍👍

[@benhead950]

who let sheldon on this game?

[@Henry-sg6iv]

Where mod list

[@erceyorukoglu]

My favorite sociopath is back

[@daisyjoy242]

His not a sociopath, he’s a madman who doesn’t care about laws

[@Themaddladd9000]

*scientist

[@Plebe-Monke]

Very gud

[@kat-U5]

​@@daisyjoy242 psychopath or Sociopath?

[@TheManyEyedOne]

My favourite one is Boffy, but he is gone so I am coping with his one.

[@StoneMuncher]

The extradimensional being that is twosoda was almost lucid enough to reveal to us some of his alchemical knowledge, if you can filter through the insanity

[@michaelvanhouten4498]

What do you mean? I understood him perfectly-uh oh... does that mean I'm crazy as well?

[@TwoSoda]

Yes

[@darthpingu429]

​@@michaelvanhouten4498crazy? I was crazy once..

[@ni__wolf143]

@@darthpingu429 They put me in a room...

[@darthpingu429]

@@ni__wolf143 a rubber room..

[@PasteTboi]

Soda makes AM from I Have No Mouth But Must Scream look like looney tunes character.

[@Mr.ConflictedPigeon]

Nah.

[@wynandviljoen2205]

@@Mr.ConflictedPigeonYah.

[@balkcat_inf]

@@wynandviljoen2205 Wah.

[@deathuwu7545]

he doesn't make him look like a looney tunes character, because he is AM

[@NICK....]

"prank 'em john" has become "john gets pranked"

[@granchito]

ultimate jon is immune to such pranks

[@RisenInferno]

john fell asleep first at the sleep over

[@JohnsonBlu]

meh

[@Seratonin_Hunter]

Jigsaw would fucking tremble in front of this guy he's even got that charismatic sarcastic and calming voice of a psychopath

[@Jake_Gotthard]

“Oh hell Nah Yo ass tweaking twosoda😭” - Jigsaw

[@DV-LN]

13:21

[@cross977]

​@@Jake_Gotthardtwosoda- "let your bih mix with ur bones"

[@Koi_Fishie]

“You drowsy from the hypodermic needle in your leg?” 7:04

[@ZehamKaiser]

Brother literally made Invincible with the amount of beatings this guy can take💀

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

so I asked Zooi and as it turns out, Tritium reversing brain damage is NOT a reference to the horror movie "Re-Animator". It is purely a coincidence that both are glowing serums that can bring back the dead.

[@sweetsol8758]

We call that "retroactive reference" here. :DDD

[@senatorarmstrong1233]

John is cool but honestly I want to know more about that one cyborg guy you got staring at Swan. Is he a prototype immortal or a prototype of something else?

[@TwoSoda]

Well mister Armstrong you see he is proto Bremply. Maybe I should tell the tale and go through all the versions and how I saved his life

[@senatorarmstrong1233]

@@TwoSoda Ah I see.

[@eggman-ig2ef]

normal youtubers: lets give him one shot of immortality serum! this guy: *Let's give him a neural implant that will replace his blood with health serum.*

[@JdbdjdbdhDjugrhyrbjfgkosa]

and also enhance his bone structure with chemicals, in the process ripping of the right arm.

[@CodWalrus]

This can only go well. CHIMERA

[@tobiturbo08]

6:27 I can hear the fun he is having

[@Elixr-g9m]

I’d just like to say that I appreciate the first-take nature of your style, and especially when you admitted to not being as charismatic as the night before. I struggle with that constantly. Nice to see it’s not just me.

[@MadotsukiGaming]

This is some Half-Life combine type shit

[@handlenottaken]

that’s what I was about to say

[@whomeveriwillbe]

love how you look at what God and The Devil have made, and just say "let me have a turn" and just make things that are so horrific and terrifying that they fear it too. i, on the other hand, love each of your creations to the point that I'd honestly say "would" to most of them.

[@kristyandesouza5980]

You "would" WHAT?

[@Voidi-Void]

< ( () ) > - < ( () ) > "Would" what?

[@whomeveriwillbe]

@@Voidi-Void i'd let them [REDACTED] me

[@1098ooo]

it's that time of the week to watch medical malpractise 🎉

[@PrettyBasicVR]

It’s so fun to watch a small creator grow on subs so quickly keep it up 👏

[@AwTickStick]

Giving them immortality serum is just giving them a fate worse than death, where not even death can release them of their agony.

[@nfwrambo]

He can still be trapped, we must make him strong enough to break through any barrier. Also getting flung back from the being hit by the lasers means you could just push him away forever by shooting him enough, we must find a solution to this.

[@TwoSoda]

Zelda iron boots perhaps?

[@Aley_Reno]

@@TwoSodaThat could work, that or we replace his bone structure with heavier material. (Much like wolverine’s adamantine bones)

[@cross977]

​@@Aley_Renofool. You think small. TRUSTERS SO THAT NONE MAY HOLD HIM, AND A FORM OF RANGED ATTACK FOR THE FUNNY!

[@Aley_Reno]

@@cross977 We could combine our ideas! Heavy bones that make him immortal and a rocket powered body on top of that!

[@cross977]

@@Aley_Reno YEAAAAAAAA

[@brandonholland8082]

I like taking the radioactive fluid from the nukes and making my people little night lights

[@NanashiDuBois]

Funniest mad scientist is back; oh, to be a fly on the wall of this lab.

[@Triikouu]

you know you can disable limb bursting in settings right?

[@TwoSoda]

What like a weenie?

[@smalldevils2929]

Ok but, would you go through this guys methods in order to become functionally immortal?

[@danielvieira5831]

immortality is a curse not even themost ill masochist would enjoy

[@ThatDemonicGamer1]

1:37 I never thought I'd find someone with more hours than me in this game, I have 436.

[@Herobrinegrn1]

3,546

[@TestSubject701]

I have 550+

[@shadow_4378]

the "regeneration matrix" could have had that serum that regrows limbs, dont remember the mod name, but its basicly the life syringe but it also regenerates lost limbs

[@TwoSoda]

I've messed with that before but it gets wonky really fast after just a dozen or so regrows

[@WhatIsThatThingDoing]

Magnificent, aren't they? Also imagine the horror of an army of these guys. Completely unkillable. You can push them back with enough firepower but it's a temporary measure at best on top of being costly. Push back a crowd, while the rest of the vast army closes in...

[@GiusePooP]

When i was young i used to play a flash game called "Torture Game 3", this looks like that

[@mugginsthedestroyer]

"from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me"

[@zavalanovakidue]

3:36 my brain immediately went "these wounds, they cannot heal". Is there something wrong with me?

[@MessInMines]

This feels like I'm listening to an alien doing a presentation of the human body to his alien buddies lmao

[@chorux112]

Bro just is like that one ai from i have no mouth but i must scream

[@Theblindingofissac]

Think worse

[@petrovitch8420]

for mixing the serum I found that making a makeshift centrifuge worked very fast

[@divingpebble8345]

28:45 anime characters will go through shit like this and say “now this is getting fun!”

[@OR56]

Now you have to use a volcanic eruption to launch him into space. That’s the only way to stop him

[@TheGoofiestOne]

another way you can make the tritium and mending serum react is by connecting your container to a wheel and connecting the wheel to an industrial generator

[@denadeniil]

That was... quite disturbing.... but undeniably cool. Anyway, I have a question: how do you instantly remove wires by hovering over them? Is this a mod or smtn?

[@TwoSoda]

Just holding backspace or delete

[@JackDickenson-l1z]

500+ hours and he doesn't even know its tritium not trintium.........

[@TwoSoda]

Yeah this guy stinks lol

[@AdrianneDickenson]

@@TwoSoda nah you’re great! They only said that, because, if you say “trintium”, those things of people playground won’t know what’s coming for them. The more fear the better. The more fear, the more adrenaline. The more adrenaline, the more life. The more life, the more chances for experiments. The more chances for experiment, the more… You get it. In the end, it’s all beneficial! Well for us at least!

[@TheFatPunisher]

I tried this, but it seems like explosions still cause the body to come apart.

[@nearlyrighteouslad3213]

This is what the Basilisk(sentient AI) will do to you when he awakens

[@Dooms-personal-guard]

Who is basilisk?

[@nearlyrighteouslad3213]

@@Dooms-personal-guard it's just a hypothetical concept. There is a specific hypothetical made by some guy of when AI comes into true sapience it will punish all those who did not aid in it's creation. But I use it in a broader sense, the Basilisk is sapient AI made during this modern age we live in. I think it will look back on all our civilization has produced(when it comes to culture), and it will hate us for it.

[@4lt4ireader22]

I don’t know why, but your videos are so calming, maybe its your voice, regardless of the violence.

[@Itzlusa]

People playground war crimes are so fun

[@greenrain66]

You are like the long lost, more disturbed McElroy brother

[@Laynefox162]

Don’t worry bout that it’s just my dinosaur cat dog man that I made

[@ToothlessHawkens]

are things alright at home?

[@ReeseBrown-cu9eu]

I just started watching this and I can already tell.This is a man of science You have my greatest respect

[@TwoSoda]

Thanks I'm finally feeling better, now I just need to shake my jitters and record the next video! I feel so rusty ahhh!

[@lukabaratashvili8984]

I expected this Channel to have lots of Subscribers, like 200k. Regards to you Twosoda, you make exciting replicas of you actual experiments in the game

[@TwoSoda]

This one got me lol thanks

[@HydraKittten]

is there a way to download him? I wanna see if its possible to take out the implant before it can heal him, would be very fun to test the limits

[@LucasNaughton-fv8ek]

I feel like if this guy was handed a large sum of money he would do this in real life