Types of knives and their owners 😂

[@imugi-16]

I was half expecting a knife collector to step in with a cold steel espada XL in hand and say "Hey, I heard someone say knife?"

[@bushcraft_in_the_north]

I am a knife collector and user and i have one and the smaller one and allmost all the other xl folder and Bowie and Tantos etc. So that is exactly right😄

[@Ezyar_]

The one I'm still looking for is the April fool's California Compliant Espada XL. I get a chuckle every time I see my friend's.

[@TheSaxyCarrot]

With an Aussie accent

[@rustybricks1924]

lol looks over at 6" Ti-lite 😁

[@honestdave]

This almost seems like a jab at me. I walk around every day with a 6-in Ti Lite.

[@thedisturbedone5026]

Pulls out balisong. "Gentlemen" *Proceeds to bleeds.* *Doesn't elaborate*

[@tearex8688]

I smell a reference but I'm too afraid to say anything

[@KageNoTora74]

Most people who carry Balisongs are too busy flipping the damned things open and closed in some kind of intimidating display rather than getting down to business.

[@thedisturbedone5026]

@@KageNoTora74 that reference went over your head lol

[@maevarum3728]

It's the Red Spy, -Dead Blu Spy

[@MemeLordCthulhu]

A frenchman doesn't know how to swing a knife around. All they know is run away and die, that's why every spy uses the dead ringer

[@chris.3711]

Me: Pulls out 16 inch bayonet. "Now this is a mans blade!"

[@grimgranite]

😛

[@rabidredpanda2888]

3rd gen ak bayonets tho 😩

[@HenrikSherwood]

@@rabidredpanda2888 Chromed out yugo mauser bayonets

[@cody8014]

pulls out a claymore that's cute

[@ashtonboutwell6154]

Haha * pulls out a kukri, or machete.

[@skypausebgp2615]

I like that there’s no judgment in this… Also that they’re all at least carrying a knife. They’re SO useful.

[@austinnipper6460]

There's a lot of judgement. It's just friendly judgement.

[@guildedwings5641]

"You call that a knife? This is a knife" - Mick Dundee, master of knifes and crocs

[@brendanmartin4489]

I was looking for this lmao

[@dyrgewolf]

That's not a knife. That's a spoon. Oh, I see you have played knifey spoony before.

[@guildedwings5641]

@@brendanmartin4489 I too was looking for it and having not found it I took it upon myself to bring it into the world

[@krinord]

Knaif

[@jordancambridge4106]

Me pulls out my brass knuckles batarang knife: Now this is a knife.

[@Poison656]

The average joe is the guy just actually having a good time

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

The average joe is just the most sane person there.

[@Anarchist_Black_Sheep]

Yup. If it works, it works.

[@warweasel2832]

The only person not worried about looking cool.

[@satibel]

The hema enthusiast: pulls out messer. So you know, this is technically a knife... [2 hours of explanation of the intricacies of german guilds]

[@TheDrakanMaster124]

Oy bruv you call that a fucking knife, this a knife *Pulls out kriegsmesser *

[@jonslg240]

Third guy: "mine does every utility function both of yours does. Except defense of others and self defense" Seriously though, if you're going to claim to be a knife expert - try to be one. Instead you're trying to be a 5-minute-expert. Making arguments about things you've never used, and thought up in just 5 minutes.

[@TheDrakanMaster124]

@@jonslg240 I'm going to be honest with you I don't think anyone's claiming that a Messer it should be considered a knife(although you can make a pretty good argument about it especially since a machete is considered a knife). The reason it's funny is because they were made by the knife making guild and the name translates to knife. Also a knife expert isn't going to be dealing with messers that's more of a medieval arms expert's territory. Not to mention he says Hema which it means "historical European martial art" so he's not even claiming to be an expert on anything.

[@karmadoesmore1644]

@@jonslg240 wether or not messers are knives can be debated all day, but iirc they came about because medieval laws kept civilians from owning swords, and the construction was considered knifey enough at the time. now that we are further along, we now realize 3 dots in the handle does not make it a knife

[@Jan-gh7qi]

too real :)

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

Aussie out of nowhere: "That ain't a knife!"

[@machinist7230]

ESEE Junglas. 😇👍

[@Astronimus123]

*Whips out 18 inch bowie knife*

[@jamesgizasson]

(ahem) It's pronounced 'knoife'. :)

[@zer0fukz790]

@@Astronimus123”Now that’s a Knoif”

[@alexsheldon8946]

The first knife had a good personality and was probably really nice

[@Warvvolf]

Nice knives finish last, bruv.

[@jordancambridge4106]

I have a brass knuckles batarang knife.

[@puertoricanboy100]

That's the type of knife that waits for others

[@alexnjx]

It’s average sized

[@ericolens3]

@@alexnjx 🤏 if that's "average" I'd hate go see a smaller one.

[@JakeGutiar]

“You call that a knife?” Pulls out Zweihander “This is a knife.”

[@SallinKari]

"No that's clearly a sword." *Pulls out Grosse Messer* "This is, *technically,* a knife."

[@Wastelandman7000]

@@SallinKari *pulls out a guandao* And says, "How quaint" in Chinese LOL

[@ThePearsPair]

@@SallinKaricute *whips out kriegsmesser*

[@AnonOctopus]

I'm the average Joe wanting to be the bushcrafter

[@grimgranite]

Nothing wrong with that. 😅 Keep the dream alive and have fun!

[@AnonOctopus]

@@grimgranite thanks

[@MonsieurArlequin]

Probably not a very cool fact, but there is literally no way to practice bushcraft in my country, all camping is illegal unless you get a permit at one of the 2 places to camp. As all land in the country is owned by the government. We do have jungles you could hike in but it's still illegal. We used to have a handful of islands people could stay overnight and camp but some group of idiots accidentally set fire to half the the island and now camping is mostly banned on the islands.

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

@@MonsieurArlequin this is the point where you tell your government to fuck off and just do your thing. Just like the rest of us.

[@Dofungulous]

​@@MonsieurArlequin which country?

[@despacito2271]

Pulls out a claymore made in the dark ages “tis a knife”

[@mariusb6035]

Pulls out a claymore made in modern times "tis a ... oh shit"

[@isaiahcampbell488]

​@@mariusb6035 The new ones are super dull and they have the shape all wrong for cutting. Not to say it didn't work but it took a while. Also the sharpening stone fitness well in the hand but it's not abrasive at all. It does a weird clicking thing. Anyway, 2/10 not the worst claymore I've held but they could dial it back closer to the original.

[@roycehuepers4325]

Technically a sword. A krieg messer though is a large knife. Literally the name

[@TheFIoridaMan]

Theyre missing the gucci gear knife guy with a 800$ benchmade that's never even cut open a letter

[@grimgranite]

I love it! Perhaps he will make an appearance in a video soon. 😎

[@briancoolbreeze]

@Ban this youtube Benchmade knives aren't usually that expensive

[@briancoolbreeze]

@Ban this youtube Which is half of $800 You could also get a Benchmade OTF for around $300. Meanwhile, other OTFs can go for over $1,000. Like, I said, Benchmade knives aren't usually that expensive.

[@briancoolbreeze]

@Ban this youtube $300 is still a lot. I'm saying most Benchmades aren't $800. Most aren't $300 either.

[@briancoolbreeze]

@Ban this youtube And there's probably a Benchmade that is within that limit. Cause most of their knives aren't as expensive as you've made them out to be.

[@censorduck]

third guy is the definition of "if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"

[@aaronarmstrong9776]

But that expression is not accurate. If it's dumb but it works, it's still dumb and you are just lucky.

[@beepbopboop7674]

You forgot the guy with every knife, who doesn't use them.

[@ouzeir8439]

You didn't have to call me out like that.

[@TheDailyKnife009]

That’s me

[@sunred6150]

Him “As you can see gentlemen I have the latest addition triple forged compressed steel 5,000 dollar all outside and inside purpose knife” Bushcrafter “ the stuff of legends” Backpacker “ how, where, when ?” Normal joe “ No way, can I…” Him” *HEY NO TOUCHING* “ “Holuings”

[@KraccerJakk]

I use one or two😂

[@KraccerJakk]

@@sunred6150 did you mean haoles?

[@mastermasih]

The bottle opener part had me 😂😂😂

[@grimgranite]

😂

[@TheKnifeRaven]

And then the collector exits a Lovecraftian portal and begins showcasing a knife that costs more than a year's worth of gas.

[@kubasalomon]

Me, with a kukri: Hello and welcome to the forest

[@grimgranite]

Love a good kukuri!

[@unknowuser1843]

Ahh, yes. The bowie's odd Indian cousin haha

[@satibel]

@@grimgranite ah yes, khukuris are great, and the word gets longer every time :p Jokes aside, that's one of my favorite types of swords/machete, it's basically a scythe blade on a knife handle

[@TheMoose126]

@@satibel kukris are awesome, I own several myself the most expensive one I got was just over 100 bucks from EGKH in Nepal, made from a truck leaf spring. My Uncle even had one commissioned and forged for my Grandpa when he was deployed to Cambodia

[@meem4606]

"Yew got blood on me knoif m8." -snoipa tf2

[@yoshetto9588]

”Thats too small to be effective” Me: thats what she said

[@snaketanker]

Then there’s the one reenactor who whips out a long ass rifle bayonet

[@KageNoTora74]

They don't get much longer than the ludicrous bayonet for the musqueton Arcelin. Some mad Frenchman decided to attach a carbine to a full size, straight bladed, cut and thrust saber.

[@captnpan]

@@KageNoTora74 love them or hate them, no one’s getting within 10 feet of that guy

[@KageNoTora74]

It could happen, but they'll have to work for it.

[@aaronlillard3880]

I love your profile picture

[@alonelychocolatebar1954]

I was expecting Crocodile Dundee to walk calmly outta the brush and say "That's not a knoife, this is a knoife" as he brandishes his 8" Bowie.

[@KageNoTora74]

*Gurkha has entered the chat*

[@Astaroth73]

Everybody gangsta until the quite kid pull out the gravity knife and start swinging it like he's Altair

[@kevmoful]

Yep 6$ guy is the happiest. He got more than he thought.

[@grimgranite]

For sure! 😅

[@C_Burnz]

I'm a mix between the guy who uses every square in of his knife and the $6 gas station knife guy 🤣

[@synshenron798]

I buy the ones I think look cool, and then i have my two good knives I dont use on anything except for outdoorsy stuff or opening letters/packages. My Italian Stilleto is my letter opener and my bootleg KA-BAR is my outdoorsy knife

[@fede1233]

I'm the bushcrafter definitely. 😂

[@zenopssmdk]

*pulls out my Grosmesser*.... Technically this is by translation and tradition... "Big Knife or War Knife"

[@The_Raydinator_2008]

Me: **pulls out 12 in hunting knife** “the best knife for hunting”

[@Ceph_Bluejay9]

“This is a belt clip” proceeds to put in pocket

[@peach8685]

well it is a pocket clip lol

[@lazarsharky]

That is not a knife. *whips out great sword* Now this. This is a knife

[@riddle9064]

*looks at my 27 knives of various types* wait which one am I supposed to identify myself with?

[@grimgranite]

😂 Sounds like you are unicorn!

[@chanceyoung239]

@@grimgranite Love the hat, great movie. Where did you get it?

[@rocconatale9503]

People like us are collectors, as such would most likely identify with your favorite blade, for me its my benchmade balisong because knives designed to be played with are the best knives, its also the only knife i own that has drawn my own blood... On more than several occaisions

[@riddle9064]

@@rocconatale9503 I've cut myself unintentionally with almost all my knives. Sometimes I'll just find cuts on my hands and not know how it happened. But I think my favorite so far is my Timberwolf Ulu. I've got pocket knives that accompany me everywhere whenever I leave home, I've got knives that I use for yardwork on the desert bushes, I've got throwing knives that are just for fun because I'm bad at throwing them. But that Ulu has been the most impressive tool in the kitchen

[@rocconatale9503]

@@riddle9064 other than my balisongs my ozark hunting knife is the only one that's ever knicked me and its cause I was doing tricks with it like a goofball but i did learn how to blade catch that day so it's still a win in my book.

[@Wastelandman7000]

I was waiting for someone to pull out a Bowie and say, "That's not a knife, THIS is a KNIFE!"

[@captainbeard3323]

Pulls out northgerman zweihander. Now this, my lads, is a real knife

[@shrimbb4613]

this looks like the business card scene from american psycho

[@chillazilla4959]

The knife collector shows up: “You call that a knife? THIS is a knife” and whips out some sort of sexy blade

[@cfundis2]

Benchmade anthem has entered the chat🤠

[@WalmartBrandClothingItems]

As a person who owns every one of these knives, a really sharp pocket knife is the best one to have out there, along with a Swiss Army knife in your other pocket.

[@alexeisenhardt9299]

What is the first knife called I tried looking it up

[@Agent_Matt_6]

Now I’m just imagining the renaissance enthusiast showing a rondel dagger which I don’t even think has a blade. Just used to stab

[@tsm688]

I suppose you could use it with a rock to start fires, LOL

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

some of its length isn't bladed but many are bladed on both sides, all the way along the length of the dagger. Some have this "syringe-end" style of lens-shaped taper and only a sharpened tip. once you've poked and wrestled underneath someone's armor plate with your rondel dagger, you still need to cut and push through any further padded protection they are wearing underneath (which was sometimes quite a bit!) and then cut into them. Perhaps only sharpening the very needle tip was necessary for this, but nonetheless it looks like many were also edged on both sides. These C-shaped blades are really fancy; giving your rondel dagger more leverage into the chink in another's armour. Thanks for reading my autism

[@Whats-It-To-Ya]

"NOW THAT'S A KNIFE!" Crocodile Dundee

[@rogerabbit_420]

“Thats not a knoife, this is a knoife “ *Pulls out red lightsaber

[@Thundermikeee]

I usually just carry my swiss army knife, by which I mean the knife the swiss army gave me. got all the tools you could ever want and its a really good blade.

[@Salata-x4x]

It doesnt matter what its made for, rather what it can be used for.

[@berserkworkentertainment]

I'd like to see the throwers in the mix🤣

[@goldjaws]

I’m a thrower among things.

[@skullimpgaming6905]

will say tho, my throwing knives are so much better at holding an edge then my pocket knives for the same cost

[@Agent_Coulson]

The Swiss army knife is realistically all you will need in a survival situation. However, when I go on multiple day hikes I carry a survival knife with a kit in the hilt. The kit is a zip-lock back with matches, a strike strip, fishing line, a couple of fishing hooks, and some lead weights for fishing. The way you get to the kit is by unscrewing the ball compass at the base of the hilt, the sheath also has a compartment for a miniature whetstone. The blade is 12 inches and the blunt side has a serated part that's pretty good for sawing small branches. I also carry a Swiss army hatchet and a machete.

[@thedailyknifearchives]

I have a microtech ultratech and a reate exo, and a buck 119, and a Swiss Army knife that I actually neveruse

[@mattsmith1318]

The classic swiss army knife has it's occasional uses.. The file comes in handy and as a machinist it's nice to have the tweezers when i get a burr in my finger..

[@thedailyknifearchives]

@@mattsmith1318 I just have more convenient things to use besides the tweezers

[@JPmax4ever]

And then there’s me, with my glorious 12” kukri

[@jaimehuizar6727]

Me a Texan: pulls out a machete the size of my arm

[@richhoops2413]

Central texas here. I always keep a machete in the truck.

[@adustatic]

"This knife is perfectly sized for me" "Much too small to be effective" 🤨

[@HeaIthyFamiIyForce]

I use a 15inch giant buck knife about 2 pounds or a lil more. Good for desert cutting and gives some extra distance because everything's sharp.

[@gabescrazy5504]

Average joe seems just happy to be there

[@marilyncrum9130]

Would you recommend the Swiss card for a womans purse?

[@grimgranite]

Yes, that would be great! I actually really love the Swiss Card as well. I’ve had it for about 15 years now and I use it all the time.

[@RJ-wx3fh]

For light duty 'just in case' stuff, any multitool will probably be fine. I used to carry a mini victorinox knife on my keys that had a small blade, nail file and scissors as well as the standard tweezers and toothpick in the scales. Not hideously expensive, similar formats will exist in other brands too , but worth a look see :)

[@TheMoose126]

Nothin wrong with it in my book, a tool is a tool, but you don’t need a chainsaw to open your mail or a package, half the time I wind up using my keys or a pen

[@captnpan]

@@TheMoose126 wait, so you DONT open your mail with a chainsaw?

[@gridlock1]

Sure! A Victorinox Rambler clipped to an inside zipper pull or something is great, too.

[@tu4i775]

The guy who just has a knife: yeah this is a uh... a knife, i use it for... you know... knife stuff

[@mobilegamersunite]

Lmfao 😆 🤣 😂 😹 great actor....you should do a whole movie and play EVERY character! ▶️

[@grimgranite]

😅 Haha, thanks!

[@ethanpalomo4835]

"Let's see Paul Allen's knife"

[@wyattworley7087]

I love these videos. They are great. the speaking is realistic and not over saturated. I feel like I'm watching something neet; rather than an infomercial.

[@chvhndrtntlr3482]

I love average joe....easily excited with new discovery of his knife features

[@grimgranite]

😅😂

[@SimplicityEDC]

As a bushcrafter, this is pretty accurate

[@Brodes235]

3rd guy is definitely me and I feel called out for it

[@8-stinger-842]

I got a blunt butterfly knight that I play around with and use on food whenever I feel like spicing things up🤣😂😂

[@mikemoates8660]

The dudes facial expressions while munching on that donut was had me laughing.

[@grimgranite]

😂

[@emmanuelpradiptha3006]

"Let's see Paul Allan's knife"

[@LogosMotos]

“Thats not a knife! This is a knife”

[@divertedscrub]

This video feels like the embodiment of "That's not a knife" "THAT'S a knife"

[@Burgert1776]

“Much to small to be effective” I felt that

[@CallMeDaioc]

Me: *sitting silently with a with a longsword behind my back*

[@yeslowlow]

Cue Crocodile Dundee! “That’s not a knife, this is a knife!” 🐊🔪😂🤣

[@RavenBlaze]

Light weight folder in my pocket, light weight multi tool in my first aid kit.

[@spaghetti3870]

The bush crafter just went “that’s not a knife this is a knife”

[@anjhindul]

I was waiting for Crocodile Dundee to step in "That's not a knife, this is a knife"

[@leelanau7271]

Mans always doing backpackers dirty. Probably a slow hiker 😂😂

[@grimgranite]

I am very slow, yes 😅

[@andrew-graves01]

everybody gangster till the guy with a butter knife pulls up.

[@Mavrick-yh6rt]

Me: *pulls out my real iron great sword that I have for no reason*

[@AoW-Aspect]

Aussie's: Hold my Beer

[@darrianweathington1923]

I tell you what, those gas station knives look SWEET

[@moonrunner22000]

Walks in with hand replaced with a short sword blade "This is a real blade"

[@jacksoncampbell3595]

I was expecting Jason to step in with a machete

[@Torauma_Yume]

The average joe feels like a knife hippie than the other 2

[@jayjones8424]

I carry store knives 😂BUT I have the bushcraft mentality 💯

[@smileysatanson3404]

Me: aint a survival knife unless its long as my forearm

[@siringc]

We gotta see the knife enthusiast

[@c7adventures376]

Had a Spyderco in my pocket for over 30 years now. Guess that says " you find the best and you keep it."

[@Dwoods451]

"You guys comparing knives?" *pulls out sword

[@masenstephens7782]

Then there's the inventorist who's got every single one of the knifes everyone else has got

[@godhatesgamers9843]

I was waiting for the assie response. "That's not a knife... this is a knife"

[@mikemoates8660]

The average Joe's facial expressions while munching on that donut and listening was good stuff man.

[@grimgranite]

😅♥️

[@geoffsaunderson5766]

I tend more towards “this bits for battoning” but down with the “oh this bits good for peanuts and apple skin between my teeth”

[@tayloralvidrez4342]

I kept waiting for; You call that a knife? That's a knife

[@stephentheriot9912]

"that's not a knife" Pulls out smatchet. "that's a knife"

[@dakotafrank5907]

Says it’s a belt clip and proceeds to put the knife in his pocket 😂😂

[@Cedxfy]

That thing is massive… gigantic in fact

[@Bdavo13]

“That’s not a knife… this is a knife”

[@tnazty]

Ugh mine are princesses...Only my fixed blades get down and dirty. I also bought a $7 Walmart folder for packages so I can keep my collection clean lol.

[@samuelmellars7855]

Knife-guy: So I have this benchmade, this spyderco, an opinel no5. 6. and 7., this nessmuk, a lagouille, an antique silver folding cutlery set, a vitorinox swiss army knife, a leatherman and this beautiful damascus custom piece by Tod Cutler and a plastic spork. All of them have a razor edge on them. Oh, you want to cut something? Ummm... I can't really lend you mine, I don't want to scratch this mirror polish I have on them. Oh wait! Here, you can borrow my Mora, it's my cheap "beater" knife. You should probably get one, they're cheap and really good for the price!

[@Scott-ye4qh]

😂😂😂👍 You guys are pretty funny. Bro's pin knife can take out a full grown grizzly; remember that. 😎✌️

[@colemusser4784]

“It’s perfect size for me” that’s what she said lol😂

[@spenserdaignault]

Moral of the story pick a knife that suits your needs

[@Boss-hp9nk]

Where's crocodile dundee, now that's a knife.

[@azmiraclegirl441]

I'm bummed there wasn't an Australian saying "those aren't knives, THIS is a knife "

[@thenexus8384]

*pulls out kriegsmesser* "now this is a knife"

[@andresagosto8668]

“Much to small to be affective” Man I’ve heard that one before🗿

[@vivid_ad7891]

That's not a knife. Now that's a knife. Crocodile Dundee.

[@grimgranite]

🐊🔪

[@bropil7545]

The average joe is the happiest with his knife

[@grimgranite]

That’s true!