Types of mahjong players

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[@michaelwright8896]

13. The genius who descended into the darkness type.

[@pluralismajestatis9334]

me_irl

[@miguelsouza590]

akagi shigeru

[@edwiniseman4]

NANTOKA NARE!

[@bessias2748]

@@edwiniseman4 POW

[@va960]

14. That skilled female player from high school.

[@psytcg]

the idea of having tiles glued to the arm is so hilarious lmao

[@va960]

Try doing the Elevator.

[@va960]

And have you even tried Tsubame Gaeshi? That one where you swap your dealt tiles with the tiles loaded in your part of the wall?

[@GamingCookster]

I like how after playing Yakuza, random Mahjong videos are just recommended to me on the daily now lol

[@furbabies11]

Lol just started playing like dragon but bought 0 through 5 on steam for after

[@TheIronPrice]

Yupppppp

[@Michalen_]

Same

[@infernoxiv8700]

Doing completionist runs in Yakuza is what made me learn at least the basics and how to win. (Now I can't stop playing. It's fun!)

[@coolwolf5425]

Same, im just trying to learn how to play the game and now im getting flooded with Mahjong videos. I aint complaining that much if they help me improve

[@howcas8744]

2:48 kong kong KONG K O N G . . . and a pair if this happened to me i would burn the tiles and shuffle the dust

[@DontMessWithAcid]

槓 槓 槓 槓 自櫝！

[@roderick8997]

suukantsu...daisuushii = Triple Yakuman

[@Sry342]

@@roderick8997 since it was all self-drawn, it's also suuankou tanki! It could reach yakuman x5

[@definitely-not-you]

@@Sry342 _Michael Jackson Style_ *D'OW!*

[@infernoxiv8700]

I would do the same. Consider them cursed and buy a new set. Lmao

[@7636kei]

Pretty funny (in a good way) that even though this is made with MCR in mind, riichi players get a chuckle too since most of jokes concern the players.

[@lennarthoekveen9339]

I like how the slowpoke won in the end, that was really reassuring.

[@xnbvuz8376]

My friends and i literally used to watch our mothers play this, we were so confused.

[@kyriacrosszeria]

You forgot my type though: The worshipper. Rings little bells and smudges the air and other little rituals before every game and places tiles on altars to worship the dragon spirits living within them. Also known to call upon the winds mid-game.

[@fernlow4235]

This is funny too. I haven't played for 10 years. I am trying to revise so I don't look a fool next saturday.

[@timothya.g.991]

I'd like to see what it looks like

[@morgboat744]

I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE TILES!

[@va960]

3:04 Suukantsu, Daisuushii, Suuankou Tanki. That's quintuple yakuman if you're wondering. 80,000 points per player for dealer tsumo, 40,000/80,000 for non-dealer tsumo. Crazy.

[@m.a.r.i.a.9861]

Kanshimasu Kanshimasu Kanshimasu Kanshimasu Tsumo! lul

[@tally7478]

Kan nya! Kan nya! Kan nya! Kan nya! Tsumo nya!! The most annoying voices in MS...

[@va960]

@@tally7478 Um, what was the name of that shrine cat girl again?

[@tally7478]

@@va960 It's Ichihime. ...I admit that I had to search for it because I can't remember her name either, lol.

[@dragonriderjc9874]

Suu ankan

[@esper4605]

the "pro" and "pro wannabe" are literally the same thing except that the wannabe walked into another nine gates

[@7636kei]

True. Then again, the true mark of a wannabe imo is _flunking_ (what in riichi would be, since I'd assume this is MCR-based) pure nine gates 🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@va960]

6:29 Unarguably the sneakiest way to get a Kokushi Musou. (That was a Juusan Men Kokushi, or thirteen tile wait)

[@lemonade3027]

Yes. Kokushi Juusan Men Machi 😭

[@faustustuus3747]

6:45 So many times man... So many times...

[@phuongly1932]

haha this is funny, brings so many memories seeing my parents, aunts and uncles play

[@alexisgouet1437]

J'adore. Super vidéo, les gars !

[@fernlow4235]

I love this video, so hilarious!

[@Sry342]

I play riichi mahjong but I definitely know some of these types!

[@va960]

That's a given, judging by your profile pic.

[@dragonriderjc9874]

Yes me too

[@NelloMelloYT]

Thats really entertaining!

[@jellyfish9152]

All the pong winds was the cream of the crop PLUS he won that game. It practically got the other players saying ... Oh shit.

[@efngpobruh94]

I'm the guy at 5:33 who's on the computer

[@a.kataoka2917]

I'm Japanese and shocked at the way they throw tiles into the mess in real Chinese 麻将.

[@ZETA14.88]

It makes tile reading harder

[@martinlee2286]

Bbut.. the winning hand at 1:00 isn't just 清一色筒子, it's 九连宝灯.. waiting for 9 tiles

[@DarkThomy]

Exactly !... that makes it even more hilarious xD

[@Shanaoh]

Désespoir and I was beginning to think that I was the stupid one. They probably missed that considering the fact that not a lot of people actually go for 九連宝燈 but 清一色 instead.

[@va960]

That is what we call Nine Gates (Or for Japanese Mahjong players, Chuuren Poutou)

[@jijonbreaker]

@@va960 It's actually junsei chuuren poutou, because it was pure.

[@va960]

@@jijonbreaker I know

[@Asdayasman]

My man out here wearing like six coats.

[@ibreakmirrorswmyface]

Make some more of this videos!

[@Suzume175]

3:51 This is always very painful. At least it’s not as bad as in Riichi Mahjong, if you call Riichi on an amazing hand, and someone calls Ron on you. That’s just heart shattering. Or being so close to a Yakuman when someone randomly calls Tsumo without Riichi. That’s some dame da ne shit.

[@lengeschder]

This hits too close to home LOOL

[@treehann]

So funny and your mahjong set is beautiful.. where does it come from?

[@AHG1347]

Do you still live in the Bay Area? I see those #Bartable glasses at 1:17.

[@ninjako6255]

Awesome!

[@michellechee7890]

Im both slow poke and beginners luck. While my grandma in law is an addict.

[@TrumpGaylord69]

We all have that one asian uncle or aunt that aces in mahjong

[@va960]

Comments: 75% Japanese (60% of which are fans of Akagi manga and anime) 15% What dafuq is mahjong 10% *K O N G* You've been warned, guys. ------------- EDIT: There was a good percentage of Saki fans as well

[@mochach13]

im a fan of saki

[@va960]

@@mochach13 Then welcome to the 75%, my guy. Just not the 80% of the 75%.

[@SirinaX]

I came from xxxholic

[@BaziGames]

Hey! Where can i buy those tiles?

[@DontMessWithAcid]

3:22, The Magician

[@ClickyBwue]

Haha this is so relatable

[@ferdinandquiambao]

Samurai pl

[@SKako64]

this is great

[@AerisReyha]

Those begineer luck is the best... Suukantsu Yakuman... 👍👍👍

[@platano_ub]

It's worth four yakuman, 四暗刻(suuankou)、四暗刻単騎(suuankou tanki)、四槓子(suukantsu)、大四喜(daisuushi) Edit: Thank you, @kori228 for correcting me

[@kori228]

@@platano_ub not tsuuiisou, he won on a 9-wan. Would be a honitsu but the rest is limit so it doesn't matter. still 4 yakuman cause it was suuankou tanki worth 2 yakuman depending on the ruleset.

[@platano_ub]

@@kori228 true, I thought it was a red dragon

[@dragonriderjc9874]

@@platano_ub the max score you can get is a 6x yakuman

[@AllyOJustice]

What number is "People who only got into it because of an anime/manga?"

[@koolarooo]

Nice Buddhism reference at 11.

[@duonghoangminh7634]

This is Funny!

[@spanishfly7709]

This video is hilarious.

[@dchang11]

Should get Peter Chao to play

[@nixt6147]

i'm the slowpoke lol, everyone asking me to hurry up. but when it comes to the counting i'm the noob. someone has to count for me >.

[@AhXiangMahjong]

interesting mahjong video. Hope one day you all can explore Singapore mahjong too

[@edwiniseman4]

Hilarious!

[@1invalids067]

This did not mention my favorite tile the mindabell

[@brightonly7603]

Make more! Jing doa de

[@noopnoop824]

what variation of mahjong are they playing?

[@lg_unofficial]

14.The beat

[@leocahang]

LOL 好搞笑喎

[@Me-da-Ghost]

I've never played mahjong and have no idea how to play. Why did I watch through the entire vid lol

[@MewingSEKAI]

2:46 *drawns tile 2:48 kong x1 2:54 kong x2 2:56 kong x3 2:58 kong x4

[@derondark]

so campy I love it

[@dchang8619]

Cool video. The Cantonese can use some work, but keep it up!

[@borccoli5634]

Dchang it’s a different dialect

[@marvinuhilarious]

Cantonese? Isn't "la" a Singaporean thing?

[@dchang8619]

@@marvinuhilarious They're definitely speaking Cantonese.

[@animationreference666]

waaa nice

[@janicesmith1980]

This has to be way less complicated than spades... Right ?

[@triforceninja13]

I have no idea how to play mahjong, why is this in my feed? And why am I watching it?

[@kaczan3]

ZAWA ZAWA

[@MiloSanchez510]

Is this in cantonese ? Trying to learn the language.

[@sergiogonzalez-hz5te]

what set of tiles are those?? (want to buy a new one)

[@MewingSEKAI]

1 set are 144 tiles

[@danielleannevilda]

vlad kinda cute

[@mochach13]

beginners luck 4 concealed kong win on kong all honors and a self draw and the wind round and seat is that even possible?

[@y11971alex]

Why are your tiles so big xD

[@ibreakmirrorswmyface]

make some MOOOOORREEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE

[@barrymariogogogo9926]

Damn funny

[@suzeel]

Abroad born Cantonese poeple or abroad living Cantonese people? You have guys have funny accents! ^^^^^ ♥

[@fernlow4235]

You should hear my accent, funny is an understatement. I was trying to learn from these guys, mistake eh?? My kiswahili is excellent. My parents are chinese.

[@C7y323]

Haha thats what I was thinking as well!! Their accent is funny, not in rude way its very interesting!

[@MrSirHaku]

I'm all of these

[@joryharris8002]

Wait? Do Asians not feed their guests when they come over? Or does "eat something" mean another thing?

[@keyworksurfer]

he means "deliberately make a bad play so i can score some points", as in "feed me some good tiles, go easy on me"

[@le235796]

九蓮宝燈就九蓮寶燈什麼清一色XD

[@ivnnmm]

They look so nerdy

[@matthiasn2374]

yall ABCs...

[@crypticsios2254]

Y’all sg or hk?

[@clarasather1573]

funny

[@midnightstar2762]

0. Yakuza /Ryu ga gotoku Player

[@mochach13]

6:00 lol in riichi mahjong that was tenhou a rare yakuman

[@lemonade3027]

Yes, blessing of heaven, literal blessing

[@joryharris8002]

what do the "la" mean at end of sentences?"

[@va960]

I dunno, maybe some Singaporean verbal tic?

[@Weeping-Angel]

It’s a Chinese exclamation often used in Cantonese to create a more casual tone. Without it, you just sound rude.

[@TheSpanishSnake]

Lmao

[@dragonriderjc9874]

The first mahjong version I played is riichi mahjong

[@cf5397]

bruh why do Chinese players use Japanese tile pronunciations and Japanese players use Chinese tile pronunciations

[@weinawang7130]

卧槽我是10😂😂

[@anyi2402]

kong

[@lemonade3027]

Where's the Ichihime type who always pon and chi to kill big hands

[@eduardoxenofonte4004]

chiinya! ponya! chiinya! ronya! tanyao nomi! 1000nya!

[@azorailke6057]

Tanyao!

[@adzi6164]

@@azorailke6057 Tanyao Toitoi 3 Dora Haneman, 18000 points

[@MahjongKorkor]

0:28 小相公 too few tiles, pro defend against an unwinnable hand?

[@IAMDEZ2512]

hi kor kor

[@choyou3932]

wait wtf is this mahjong, why is the pond like this?

[@enecofan888]

They're playing a Chinese variant

[@dennisao6723]

I watch the other person's movements

[@johnwahlund9819]

i dont know what mahjong is

[@lilyliao9521]

just dropping this vid and leaving without a trace

[@merovetouchstone]

how the fuck do they get in chuuren pouto tenpai so often lmao

[@dennisao6723]

I make sound effects when winning a game

[@MewingSEKAI]

aneh tapi nyata/strange but real

[@dragon0359]

3:05 18羅漢 大四喜 lol

[@JRodzTv]

Sounds like Cantonese. Anybody know the exact dialect ?

[@homeiyun88]

JRodzTv it is Cantonese but they didn’t speak it very well.. some pronunciation errors and the accent is kinda off

[@Weeping-Angel]

I think it’s a dialect of Cantonese (yue)

[@holysol]

considering the description is 'cantonese... finals' i imagine they're diaspora rootseeking

[@M3rtyville]

where the weeb? The one who acts like he is an anime character.

[@kori228]

1:00 pure nine lanterns nine-sided wait, dafuq. That's not just chinitsu, that's a limit hand right there. 2:59 suukantsu with daisuushi, what in fuk also, what dialect of Cantonese do you guys speak? It doesn't sound like Hong Kong/standard Guangzhou edit: I think my family has this exact set, the slightly smaller with glitter gold semi-transparent back

[@va960]

Bruh, this is China. Hong Kong rules play here.

[@kori228]

@@va960 bruh, nine lanterns and big 4 winds are hands in HK, idk about 4 kan's though

[@va960]

@@kori228 Four kans (or kongs in China) are pretty big hands whatever ruleset of mahjong you play

[@user-vn7jm7fk3s]

@@va960 that was 4 kongs plus for concealed triplets plus 4 big winds lol

[@va960]

@@user-vn7jm7fk3s Yup

[@crypticsios2254]

LOL

[@sandman7836]

lmao

[@dustinchen]

0:41 wrong. 3 is not safe

[@enhypenengene3976]

Junko furuta🌸

[@thomasho1365]

Malay cantonese.. ...

[@user-zi5xk7bz2n]

4:37

[@plushbatfan]

Four circles, five circles, seven circles is not a valid winning combination